MoSC: The Worst Of British Wrestling

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=Nevermore;669766]In fact, come to think of it... damn that film. I went through the first fourteen years of my life thinking there was an odourless, poisonous plant extract from Australia called iocaine. Bloody Rob Reiner... Quote The Raven Nevermore[/QUOTE] You need to read the book now. And then place blame where blame deserves.

[Prophet]

[QUOTE=Nevermore;669743]"And to think... all this time it was your cup that was poisoned..." "They were both poisoned. I've spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocaine powder". Prophet, I love you :p. Quote The Raven Nevermore[/QUOTE] If I can't bring it back to the Princess Bride, or Blazing Saddles, it's a bane on human existance, darnit! :p *Contemplates the awesomeness of the Dread Pirate Ripper.* :D

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Prophet;669777]*Contemplates the awesomeness of the Dread Pirate Ripper.* :D[/QUOTE] Don't even think about it. Where do you reckon the Nathaniel Hawk gimmick is going? Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Astil]

[B]Pit Bull Brown [/B]vs. Nathaniel Hawk [B]Jeffery McPeterson [/B]vs. Thug [B]The Gauge Brothers [/B]vs. Töngues -N- Pansiës [B]DJ Treason [/B]vs. Eddie Cornell [B]Johnathan Faust [/B]vs. Adam Matravers

[Prophet]

[QUOTE=Nevermore;669782]Don't even think about it. Where do you reckon the Nathaniel Hawk gimmick is going? Quote The Raven Nevermore[/QUOTE] Ooh, ooh, boost his mic skills, so everytime he wins, he can grab the house mic and say to his opponent [I]Good night, [Appropriate Name]. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.[/I] :D

[Wallbanger]

[B]Pit Bull Brown [/B]vs. Nathaniel Hawk [B]Jeffery McPeterson [/B]vs. Thug The Gauge Brothersvs. [B]Töngues -N- Pansiës[/B] DJ Treasonvs. [B]Eddie Cornell[/B] Johnathan Faustvs. [B]Adam Matravers[/B] Mostly going off of perceived overness in the North -- though it seems weird to put TnP over the Guage boys. I also don't see you moving the title off Matravers nearly as fast as your last two champs, I get the feeling you were angling for Matravers to have it the whole time and set up a two-part transitional reign with Wood/Kohklov to get it on him. I am very much looking forward to Jeff McPeterson/Adam Matravers for the title a few shows down the road....

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Wallbanger;669920]I am very much looking forward to Jeff McPeterson/Adam Matravers for the title a few shows down the road....[/QUOTE] Me too... :D Quote The Raven Nevermore

[sebsplex]

I've never given the UK scene in the C-Verse much time when playing (possibly because the best Brits have all been exported to the US), but having just thread through some of this, I'm feeling inspired to jump into a game, which I think is always a sign of a good dynasty. "The Dread Pirate" Nathaniel Hawk, somewhat Beeker inspired?

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=sebsplex;670031]I've never given the UK scene in the C-Verse much time when playing (possibly because the best Brits have all been exported to the US), but having just thread through some of this, I'm feeling inspired to jump into a game, which I think is always a sign of a good dynasty. "The Dread Pirate" Nathaniel Hawk, somewhat Beeker inspired?[/QUOTE] Thank you very much but, sorry... I don't know what you're referencing there. Unless, of course, you mean he looks like Beeker from the muppets and, if so, I couldn't agree more :D. The character hasn't taken full shape yet but it'll probably be equally inspired by Carey Elwes' portrayal of the man in black and Pirate Paul Burchill. When he debuted on Smackdown and just walked past William Regal in full pirate ensemble, I laughed so hard... "Oh... hello." Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Astyn]

[B]Pit Bull Brown[/B] vs. Nathaniel Hawk Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B][B]Thug[/B][/B] The Gauge Brothers vs. [B]Töngues -N- Pansiës[/B] DJ Treason vs. [B]Eddie Cornell[/B] Johnathan Faust vs. [B]Adam Matravers[/B]

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Olback;668452]Nevermore, Does this Warrior does not have creative control anymore?[/QUOTE] Can now answer this question fully as I was just tracking the progress of everyone on the roster's overness. The Highland Warrior's loss to Khoklov pushed his popularity down to a D (rather than his startting D+). Therefore, I'm assuming that Jeff McPeterson (also in the D range) was slightly higher in overness than Warrior, allowing him to get the victory without Warrior claiming creative control. Then, their match must have been a high rated D+ because Warrior's overness went back up to a D+ despite losing to McPeterson. Hope that haelps if you're running an MoSC game ;). Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Olback]

[QUOTE=Nevermore;670106]Can now answer this question fully as I was just tracking the progress of everyone on the roster's overness. The Highland Warrior's loss to Khoklov pushed his popularity down to a D (rather than his startting D+). Therefore, I'm assuming that Jeff McPeterson (also in the D range) was slightly higher in overness than Warrior, allowing him to get the victory without Warrior claiming creative control. Then, their match must have been a high rated D+ because Warrior's overness went back up to a D+ despite losing to McPeterson. Hope that haelps if you're running an MoSC game ;). Quote The Raven Nevermore[/QUOTE] yeah it does thanks.

[Olback]

Lets see if i can improve on 1/5 last time Pit Bull Brown vs. [B]Nathaniel Hawk[/B] go the pirate [B]Jeffery McPeterson[/B] vs. Thug I cannot imagine McPeterson loses here The Gauge Brothers vs. [B]Töngues -N- Pansiës[/B] Surely they win here, and then challenge for tag titles DJ Treason vs. [B]Eddie Cornell[/B] Toss up here Johnathan Faust vs. [B]Adam Matravers[/B] Adam is the man

[Remianen]

*casts Reviviscence on the thread* I wanna see this continue, dammit! :mad:

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Remianen;686778]*casts Reviviscence on the thread* I wanna see this continue, dammit! :mad:[/QUOTE] It will :). Just been updating worldwide and I've been extremely busy over the last couple o' days. Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Nevermore]

A couple of quick questions. Basically, I would like to know if people would have a problem with me making a minor few tweeks in the editor. [LIST=1] [*]WEXXV went out of business in October 2008 and I wondered if people would thing it crap for me to set up another garbage promotion for Ru Kajahara to run out of Japan using the editor. Basically, I'd just like to be able to bring over the occassional Japanese mentalist on trade to keep the hardcore aura of MoSC strong. [*]There are a few guys who I'd quite like to make active in the UK and wondered if people would have a problem with this. I am not talking about Cornell, the DeColts or Sean McFly here... far from it. However, there are some guys with limited skills and, actually, sod all overness in the UK that I think would be fun/useful to include. For example, the Chaos Demons have both been out of work (only doing independent shows since WEXXV went under) and unemployed guys like them and Madman Boone seem like guys who might say "Screw it, I wouldn't mind wrestling some shows for MoSC" since they're not working elsewhere and there aren't any other overtly hardcore-based promotions in the gameworld. [/LIST] I ask this because, whilst I obviously write this as personal entertainment to a large extent, I also feel its been quite fun and inclusive so far. So, I just wanted to get some opinions. In another news, Grapples and Lochs should be up soon :). Quote The Raven Nevermore

[1PWfan]

I for one have no problem with that- I've done the occasional bit of editing in my NYCW game to keep myself interested, and adding some minor hardcore workers to the area makes sense. As you say, when there's only one game in town for the hardcore specialists they're gonna go there.

[Remianen]

Do it. Open up Exodus-FB or something. Making unemployed workers available in an area like the UK (with a dearth of talent of ANY level of quality) isn't an issue for me. There are a TON of workers in North America that I think would work awesome in MOSC's product and with the feel of its shows. I mean really, if Highland Warrior is main eventing (or was), anyone can. :p

[Nevermore]

Cheers boys. Much appreciated. [QUOTE=Remianen;688209]Do it. Open up Exodus-FB or something.[/QUOTE] Ha, might just do that. I was thinking of "Warrior Engine XXVI" but I'm not sure I can be bothered to make a logo :D. Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Prophet]

I'm good with both, Nev. Fact, the idea of the Demons in MoSC makes me giddy. And yay for Grapples n' Lochs! :D

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCint.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Monday, week 1, February[/B] Live in front of 300 fans at the SOLD OUT "Phoneix Nights" Men's Working Club

[IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCManny.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPag.jpg[/IMG] [B]Manny:[/B] Hello wrestling fans. It is, once more, my esteemed pleasure to welcome you to the sold out combat zone, home of gratuitously violent wrestling and needlessly hairy men. [B]Pag:[/B] ...and drop-out, stoner champions. [B]Manny:[/B] Bitter about Matravers' victory are we? [B]Pag:[/B] Yes we are. Turncoat little prick. [B]Manny:[/B] Well, he beat a 7-foot, 450-pounder... you can hardly argue with that. [B]Pag:[/B] I can and will. [B]Manny:[/B] You really are a child. [B]Pag:[/B] Just 'cos I don't have a receeding hairline? [B]Manny:[/B] That's below the belt. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CABrown.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCHawk.jpg[/IMG] Pitbull Brown starts off the match with one of his trademark punching combos. [B]Pag:[/B] Well this one should be pretty cut and dry. However, as he goesto land a final haymaker, Nathaniel Hawk grabs his fist and throws him over his shoulder with a judo-esque takedown. He follows up with some grounded strikes and a Springboard Elbow Drop. [B]Manny:[/B] You were saying? From here, "The Dread Pirate" controls the match rather effectively. In the seventh minute, he drags Brown up the turnbuckle and hits the Skull and Crossbones (an impressive looking top-rope Crucifix Powerbomb). 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] C- [I]After the match, Hawk picks up a microphone.[/I] [B]Hawk:[/B] Goodnight, Pitbull. Good fight; sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in our next match. [I]"The Dread Pirate" drops the mic after the single line but the least-smart-smart-marks in the world go crazy for the reference.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Well, that naval nancy may have scored a fluke but I can guarantee Jeff McPeterson will wipe the floor with Thug. [B]Manny:[/B] Are you forgetting Thug is one of the toughest bastards in the industry? [B]Pag:[/B] Are you forgetting he's northern. [B]Manny:[/B] So? [B]Pag:[/B] So, Northerners can't fight. [B]Manny:[/B] Says who? [B]Pag:[/B] Says me. Look at the Jacobite Rebellion. [B]Manny:[/B] They were Scottish! [B]Pag:[/B] Exactly... pansy bastards! [B]Manny:[/B] But Jeff McPeterson is Scottish! [I]There is a slight pause.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] ...shut up. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCThug.jpg[/IMG] Thug comes out swinging. He clearly wants to dish out some punishment on behalf of the injured Highland Warrior. However, after a few stiff shots, McPeterson stalls the biker's momentum with a lowblow. The young Scot ducks out to ringside to grab a chair and re-enters. [B]Manny:[/B] Typical Alliance tactics... [B]Pag:[/B] This is supposed to be the home of no-holds-barred wrestling, isn't it? [B]Manny:[/B] Yeah... but that's just gay. [B]Pag:[/B] He punched his balls; he didn't grab them! Wait for Tongues -N- Pansies. That'll be gay! With Thug still in agony from the Scot's cheap shot, McPeterson takes full control using the steel chair. After only five minutes, he hits the Scottish Pancake for the fall. [B]Match Rating:[/B] E+ [CENTER][I]Melanie Florence is backstage with the UK Champion and his girlfriend.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MelanieFlorence.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMatraversandPhoebe.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Florence:[/B] Hi, I'm Melanie Florence and you may remember me from such backstage segments as the night The Highland Warrior mistook Randy Garcia for a sausage... and ate him. [B]Matravers:[/B] ...and he even looked like a Warrior turd on the way out. [I]Plumbrige looks puzzled.[/I] [B]Phoebe:[/B] What the hell are you two talking about?! [B]Matravers:[/B] Man, I am so high right now... I have no idea. [I]Matravers giggles.[/I] [B]Florence:[/B] What's funny? [B]Matravers:[/B] I don't know. [I]Florence rolls her eyes.[/I] [B]Florence:[/B] Gimme some of that. [I]Matravers passes Florence a conical-shaped roll-up cigarrette and she takes a drag.[/I] [B]Florence:[/B] Christ, what's in that?! [B]Matravers:[/B] Columbia's national reserve. [B]Florence:[/B] Fairplay. Now, what are your thoughts on Johnathan Faust? [B]Matravers:[/B] Who? [B]Florence:[/B] Y'know... your opponent. He looks like a Marx brother in a cheap nun's habit. [B]Matravers:[/B] He's my opponent?! I saw him sitting outside the arena and gave him my spare change... [B]Florence:[/B] Any thoughts on his in-ring abilities? [B]Matravers:[/B] I mean, share the love and all but I gave him nearly three quid! [B]Florence:[/B] So, you're not worried. [B]Matravers:[/B] Dude... Adam Matravers never worries! [B]Phoebe:[/B] Look... last month Adam beat the 7-foot monster, Giant Khoklov. [I]Matravers giggles again.[/I] [B]Matravers:[/B] KHOKLOV! PRICELESS! [B]Phoebe:[/B] He proved himself as one of the finest wrestlers in the UK and tonight, with the Mile High Club cheering him on, Faust should pose problem. [B]Florence:[/B] Back to you, Manny. [B]Matravers:[/B] KHOKLOV?! Seriously... [I]The camera cuts back to ringside.[/I] [CENTER][I]Everyonr's favourite glam metal band make their entrance.[/I] [/CENTER] [I]Rollin' Johnny Stones grabs a mic on the way to the ring.[/I] [B]Stones:[/B] Good evening, Phoenix Nights! What has 200 legs and no pubic hair? [I]"WHAT?!"[/I] [B]Heartbreak:[/B] The frontrow of a Painful Procedure concert. [B]Roxxxy:[/B] Tongues -N- Pansies are here to bring back true, adult metal and rock n'... [I]Before the self-promotion can continue, the glam rockers are jumped by the Gauge brothers.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAGregGauge.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMattGauge.jpg[/IMG]vs.[IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCTNP.jpg[/IMG] The Gauge boys start off by delivering a tag team clinic, picking apart their opponents. However, in the fifth minute, Roxxxy Von Tingle slides in and cracks a guitar over Greg Gauge's head. Rockin' J and Rollin' Johnny pick up Greg and bend him over. J starts dry humping his head as Johnny does the same to his backside. [B]Manny:[/B] It's the Double Penetration! [B]Pag:[/B] I told you! This is gayer than a game of "hide the sausage" at Michael Barrymore's house. As Tongues -N- Pansies release Gauge, he goes tumbling backwards in the most random and ridiculous display of selling ever seen. Rollin' Johnny follows up with a Nutbuster on Greg... ...as Rockin' J hits the C*ck Rocker on Matt. [CENTER][I]However, the tag team champions slide in with their titles.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATakeover.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] They nail a glam-rocker each with their gold and drag the Gauge boys over J and Johnny. 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D+ [B]Manny:[/B] Damn it! [B]Pag:[/B] I make that 2-1 Alliance. [CENTER][I]The Steamroller approaches Jeff McPeterson backstage.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CASteamroller.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Steamroller:[/B] Good work tonight, kid. [B]McPeterson:[/B] Thanks. [B]Steamroller:[/B] I need to ask a question, though. [B]McPeterson:[/B] Go for your life. [B]Steamroller:[/B] Y'know we plan to buy out this sh*thole and make it a development territory. [B]McPeterson:[/B] Yeah... about time too. [B]Steamroller:[/B] Well, Emma Evans has sold the company. So, we need to find the new owner. We'd have interrogated your worthless father but that's not exactly possible thanks to your tremendous efforts last month. [I]McPeterson smiles.[/I] [B]Steamroller:[/B] So, do you know if your dad's bought the company back. [B]McPeterson:[/B] Nah... I'm sure he hasn't. I'd know if he had. [B]Steamroller:[/B] Sh*t. Although... [B]McPeterson:[/B] What? [B]Steamroller:[/B] There's surely only one person left to ask... [I]The camera cuts back to ringside.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATreason.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCCornell.jpg[/IMG] As DJ Treason walks to the ring, a fan hands him a mix tape and sprints to the bar to avoid the inevitable lynching. "Good Vibrations" by Marky Mark blares out of the ghetto blaster. However, Cornell jumps Treason before the DJ eeven makes it to the ring, breaking the tape deck over his head. From this moment, Cornell goes on to control the match. [CENTER][I]If the result was ever in doubt, the original DJ runs out in the eighth minute.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAReason.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] He cracks a chair over Treason's head and leaves Cornell to make the pin. [B]Match Rating:[/B] C- [B]Manny:[/B] Oh, well... even if you can't win, at least you're a professional outfit with no in-fighting. [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, f**k off. [B]Manny:[/B] Witty. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAFaust.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMatraversandPhoebe.jpg[/IMG] The two men combine for a decent main event. However, it is not as spectacular as last month's cage match. Johnathan Faust proves himself to be a worthy adversary but Matravers maintains a degree of control throughout. In the tenth minute, the fans start up a chant directed at Phoebe Plumbridge. [I]"SHOW YOUR TITS! SHOW YOUR TITS!"[/I] She smiles and begins to lift her top. However, Faust grabs his ring jacket, slides outside and covers her up. [I]"BOOOOOO!"[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Who the hell is he to cover up Adam Matravers' girlfriend? [B]Pag:[/B] He's just trying to instill some moral decorum into this sespool! However, Faust taking his mind off the champion proves costly. He is spun around for a Matrava-canrana... The champion climbs onto the apron and hits a makeshift Mile High Moonsault to the outside. 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] C+ [CENTER][I]As Matravers celebrates, The Steamroller appears at the entrance-way.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CASteamroller.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Steamroller:[/B] Bravo, Adam. Bravo. However, I feel I must warn you that Mister Nova is not just concerned with buying this place out. He also wants that belt back in the hands of a respectable champion and, since the Russian Giant couldn't do his job last month, we're bringing in someone with a proven track record. [B]Manny:[/B] What does that mean? [B]Pag:[/B] Shut up and we may find out! [B]Steamroller:[/B] ...a man who has beaten you twice before in Japan. None other than... HELL MONKEY! [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah! [I]The internet feed cuts out.[/I] [SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="Red"]Show Rating:[/COLOR][/B] C[/SIZE]

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BD.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [SIZE="3"]Well, Grapples & Lochs went as planned: solid but unspectacular compared to recent efforts. I was just happy with the fact that we were putting on such good shows whilst still making a small profit each month. Plus... we now had Hell Monkey coming in on a talent trade and, despite it costing an arm and a leg, it would hopefully be worth it to help get some talent over. However, the talent scene wasn't all good news, I discovered, when I was approached for a private chat.[/SIZE]

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[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/CharliePag2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Wood:[/B] Pag? [B]Pag:[/B] Larry, what can I do you for? [B]Wood:[/B] I just wanted to give you my notice. [I]My jaw dropped.[/I] [B]Wood:[/B] Sorry. I've just been offered the book at North of the Border. That, plus my Japanese commitments... it's too much. [B]Pag:[/B] I understand. [I]I didn't want to understand but I did.[/I] [B]Wood:[/B] I've really enjoyed my time here and... [B]Pag:[/B] Look, man, you don't have to say anything. You've put on some great matches here, the fans love you and you've put over some of the youngsters. In a two year stretch, you couldn't have helped us out more. [B]Wood:[/B] Thanks, man. [I]We shook hands.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/GregGauge.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Gauge:[/B] Err... Pag. [I]...and then I discovered that Greg was leaving as well, having signed a written contract with WLW. Not one but two of our best talents gone in the same week. Great...[/I]

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/logoletters.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="7"][B]Presents...[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/KAC3.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]DJ Mix Battle[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]DJ Reason vs. DJ Treason[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAReason.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATreason.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Despite being on the same side of the inter-promotional war, it has become obvious that DJ Reason and DJ Treason cannot stand each other. Mister Nova has ordered this second match between the two in the hope that they can finally resolve their differences... by any means necessary.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]The Ivanoff Brothers vs. The UK Wrecking Crew[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAIgor.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAIvan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCUKWC.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]The UK's scariest, hairiest tag teams square off again in what should be a brutal encounter. Thug and Bruiser still have not forgiven Igor and Ivan for costing them their UK Tag Titles... that is if "forgiveness" even features in the Wrecking Crew's dictionary. To make life more difficult for the Russian brothers, Thug is sure to be heartily pissed off by his loss to Jeff McPeterson last month. However, with Thug and Brusier almost certainly considered the UK's premier tag team by most observers, Igor and Ivan will no doubt feel they have a point to prove.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Greg Gauge vs. Daniel Black Francis[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAGregGauge.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCDBF.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Never before have these two men met and, in fact, never before have combat fans seen Daniel Black Francis in action. Will the Brixton native be only the second man to lose to the seemingly-hapless Gauge twin or will Greg finally gain some momentum after his tag victory last month?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]"Wood he stay or Wood he go" match[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Jeff McPeterson vs. Larry "Got" Wood[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCWoodandSimona.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]He is leaving; there's no doubting it. We just can't resist the opportunity for a crap pun. However, no such jolities will be on the minds of either competitor. Larry Wood has the opportunity to leave the combat zone on the ultimate high, defeating the treacherous heir to the usurped Scottish throne while McPeterson can further his recent good form in spectacular fashion by defeating a former UK Champion and one of the most dominant forces in combat history![/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]MoSC UK Championship Match[/COLOR][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]Hell Monkey vs. Adam Matravers(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMonkey.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMatraversandPhoebe.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]"Mile High" Adam Matravers defeated a monster at Clash of the Tartans, seemingly becoming a combat zone legend overnight. He consolidated his newfound image of brilliance with a convincing victory over Johnathan Faust. However, now, he faces one of the world's most talented athletes, a man who he has faced twice before in Japan... and lost on both occassions. Can Adam Matravers finally rid himself of the monkey demon or will Hell Monkey prove to be the sound investment for Mister Nova that Giant Khoklov was not?[/SIZE] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All predictions welcomed.[/CENTER]

[Prophet]

3 things, and predictions. [B]YES![/B] The Dread Pirate ... new favoritest wrestler in the history of ever! :D The new Mile High, albeit lighter than before ... awesome. Although being a single male member of the mile high club makes me a tad uneasy. lol [B]Noooooo![/B] Larry, you can't leave us! Who will give us wood now? :( DJ Reason vs. [B]DJ Treason[/B] [I]This one is a no brainer. Treason respects my musical handouts, even if the fans scoff at me. Treason grooves to my funky beats, and Reason won't slow down long enough to listen. Treason wins, Reason jumps.[/I] The Ivanoff Brothers vs. [B]The UK Wrecking Crew[/B] [I]I think this match gives the Crew a newfound credibility aiming for the gold. Tn'P will be champs, but they're still green as a team (prolly hanging out with Mile High too much. :p) so the champs can layover beating down Thug and Bruiser again.[/I] [B]Greg Gauge[/B] vs. Daniel Black Francis [I]Welcome to the Combat Zone, DBF. With the loss of his brother, Greg now has a chance to climb the ladder of success on his own. Having shown flashes of brilliance, the dreadlocked Francis will be the first domino to fall in Gauge's new ascension.[/I] [B]Jeff McPeterson[/B] vs. Larry "Got" Wood [I]Part of me is really tempted to side with the savage Canadian. It seems a proper send off. But in the end, the best for all of MoSC is for the younger McPeterson to have his hand raised. And after a hard fought victory, we all rise and salute the feral Woodman for all he's done for us.[/I] Hell Monkey vs. [B]Adam Matravers(c)[/B] [I]Who cares about the match? Monkey doesn't have a coat to cover Phoebe! Yah! Mantravers looks poised to hold onto the title for as long as possible, and giving the Alliance the gold with them seemingly ready to buy out the company, seems too easy. Mile High overcomes, and the Monkey is vanquished.[/I]

[tristram]

nevermore you biatch... I genuinely loled when I read [QUOTE]Stones: Good evening, Phoenix Nights! What has 200 legs and no pubic hair? "WHAT?!" Heartbreak: The frontrow of a Painful Procedure concert.[/QUOTE] Don't do that anymore, k. It takes a lot of time to clean coffee off the computer screen :cool: