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[B]The Highland Warrior [/B]Vs. Jay B [I]Jay B shouldn't win anything[/I] Keith Adams vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] [I]Wood wins pretty convincingly[/I] [B]Harley Neill[/B] vs. Ultra-Violence [I]U-V still sucks[/I] [B] Byron[/B] vs. ??? [I]Don't see him losing[/I] Danny Patterson vs. [B]Kevin Jones[/B] [I]The champ won't drop the title yet[/I] Possible chants: "Wheres the Boobies?" (clap-clap-clap-clap) "Belt the Welshy" {Directed at Kevin Jones} "Where's the talent?" {directed at Ultra Violence}
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[B]The Highland Warrior[/B] Vs. Jay B Keith Adams vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] Harley Neill vs. [B]Ultra-Violence[/B] [B]Byron[/B] vs. ??? Danny Patterson vs. [B]Kevin Jones[/B] I think you need to give Larry an Al Snow type entrance...."What does everyone want..........WOOD.....What does everybody need.....WOOD. What does everybody love Raymond...I mean WOOD"
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[B]The Highland Warrior[/B] Vs. Jay B [I]Nobody's going to beat up that nice mister Warrior![/I] Keith Adams vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] [I]Nothing quite like beating up the Fuzz to make you feel better.[/I] [B]Harley Neill[/B] vs. Ultra-Violence [I]That poor Ultra-Violence. He never gets a break. Lucky he's got himself a nice girl, though.[/I] Byron vs. [B]???[/B] [I]Good to give someone a strong debut.[/I] Danny Patterson vs. [B]Kevin Jones[/B] [I]Not yet.[/I]
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[B]The Highland Warrior[/B] Vs. Jay B [I]Again, even if Warrior would allow Jay B to claim a victory, he shouldn't anyway[/I] Keith Adams vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] [I]Wood's been dissapointing of late, but maybe he just needs time to get over. Besides...WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?[/I] [B]Harley Neill[/B] vs. Ultra-Violence [I]Ultra-Vomit sucks, Neill doesn't[/I] Byron vs. [B]???[/B] [I]I'm going for the mystery guy here (probably Ripper LeStat or one of the other major hardcore workers out there), but only by DQ after Byron pulls shenanigans[/I] Danny Patterson vs. [B]Kevin Jones[/B] [I]Why? Becuase he's KEVIN JONES!!![/I]
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[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCint.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Friday, week 2, March[/B] Live in front of 236 fans at the "Phoneix Nights" Men's Working Club [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MannyMorhan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/CharliePag.jpg[/IMG] [B]Pag:[/B] Hello, combat fans. For once, it's [I]my[/I] pleasure to welcome yout the Combat Zone. The reason being that the worthless sack of sh*t named Bernie Evans finally got kicked to the curb. I am joined tonight by "Superfan" Manny Morhan. Manny, you better not be as bad as Evans. [B]Manny:[/B] Well, I doubt I could be worse. [B]Pag:[/B] Good lad. Manny's a former fanzine writer like myself. So, be prepared for what would have previously been unprecendented in Men Of Steel Comabt... some decent play-byplay. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/TheHighlandWarrior2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JayB.jpg[/IMG] Jay B is afforded some offence but, even so, the match is little more than a squash. Innevitably, the match spills to the oustide. The old Scottish guy at ringside offers Warrior the dirk (dagger) from his sock. The Highland Hero then jabs the sharp metal into Jay B's head several times, drawing blood. He then turns back to his fan. [I]"I'll trade ye."[/I] McSheamus accepts, granting Warrior the remnants of his bottle of Glenfiddich single malt in exchange for the return of his dagger. Warrior, in typical style, downs half the bottle and then smashes the glass over his opponent's head. [B]Manny:[/B] Damn. I'm not a fan of scotch anyway but I think I'd like it even less when served like that. [B]Pag:[/B] Dude, you have a sense of humour. Thank Christ; Bernie was about as funny as a peptic ulcer. [B]Manny:[/B] As attractive as one too. [B]Pag:[/B] Y'know, I think you and I are gonna get on just fine. Warrior rolls Jay B back into teh ring and applies the waistlock. [B]Manny:[/B] Here we go... [B]Pag:[/B] Allow me. Highland Fling! [B]Pag:[/B] HIGHLAND FLING! HIGHLAND FLING! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D [I]After the match, Warrior picks up a mic.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, god, please spare us! [B]Manny:[/B] I dunno, man. Even if you don't agree with what he says, he's pretty damn funny to listen to. [B]Pag:[/B] ...and now I'm starting to reasses my opinion of you, Manny. [B]Warrior:[/B] How are ya f**kin'? [I]The crowd pops.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] I do love me some ol' bruley with nae adae for a bating! [I]WARRIOR! WARRIOR! WARRIOR![/I] [B]Pag:[/B] What the f**k does that even mean? [B]Manny:[/B] You mean you don't know? [B]Pag:[/B] Nah, I don't speak mong. [B]Warrior:[/B] So, I issue an ajee challenge to any we bauchle who dare aye say it. [B]Pag:[/B] Translation, Manny? [B]Manny:[/B] He's issuing an open challenge, I believe. [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, joy. So, we have to see him next week. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/KeithAdams.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood_alt.jpg[/IMG] Keith Adams debuts in a no-nonsense iceman role. However, Larry Wood is not the sort for nonsense either. Powerslam. Piledriver. Back Body Drop. Powerbomb. Running Big Foot! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D- [B]Pag:[/B] ...and that's the opening bell. Sh*t, wait... [B]Manny:[/B] Sure enough, that was one hella impressive performance from Larry Wood. He's 3-0 and going strong. [B]Pag:[/B] ...but he's still Canadian. [B]Manny:[/B] The problem with Canada being? [B]Pag:[/B] It's filled with ice hockey players and a bunch of supposed human beings with a combined IQ of 43! [B]Manny:[/B] My mother is Canadian! [B]Pag:[/B] Really, dude? Who does she play for, Edmonton or Calgary? [B]Manny:[/B] That's a huge stereotype, y'know. [B]Pag:[/B] So, she's not a retard or a hockey player? [B]Manny:[/B] No. [B]Pag:[/B] So, she's French-Canadian? You do realise that does make her a retard. [B]Manny:[/B] You're an arse hole, y'know that. [B]Pag:[/B] Just call it like I see it, Manny. Oh, and you might want to watch how you address me. Management clearly likes me; I already outlasted Bernie. [B]Manny:[/B] Yeah, shame that. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/HarleyNeill.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/UVandSimona.jpg[/IMG] It appears to be quite the night for squash matches and U-V is on the wrong side of this one (and the crowd). As Neill piles up the power moves the innevitable chants kick in. [I]"Ultra Vomit!" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap*[/I] However, in the fourt minute U-V thumbs Neill in the eye and Simona throws him his cane. Cane Shot! Another! ...and another! [B]Manny:[/B] Harley Neill is down! [B]Pag:[/B] Damn, he don't look so gnarly now. As Neill rises, U-V swings back for another shot but is greeted by a stiff, winding punch to the ribs. The Gnarly Heel gets to his feet and sets Violence up... East End Piledriver! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] E+ [B]Pag:[/B] Dude... why does Simona still hang around him. It's been three months now and he still hasn't picked up a win? His cane must be pretty sizeable for her to be sticking around! [B]Manny:[/B] It looks about average size. [B]Pag:[/B] How would you know? [B]Manny:[/B] What? I'm looking at it right now. See, Simona has just slung it over her shoulder. [B]Pag:[/B] Dude, you crack me up. [B]Manny:[/B] Why? What happened? [CENTER][I]The immaturity is interupted by Justin "Squakin" Hawkin's cheesy crooning.[/I] [/CENTER] [B]Byron:[/B] Yes, ladies and gentlemen it is I, both the VIP and MVP of tonight's action, "Lord, he's so fine he'll blow your mind" Byron! [I]BOO! HISS![/I] [B]Byron:[/B] I'm out here like that fat Scottish urchin before me, to issue an open challenge. The difference is my challenge carries with it a certain prestige rather than a bad case of booze breath! [I]Green lantern fan stands up. "Hey, Powderpuff, shut the f**k up!" "SHUT THE F**K UP! SHUT THE F**K UP!"[/I] [B]Byron:[/B] You again! I oughtta give your arse a good seeing to! [I]"My arse ain't for sale, Powderpuff!"[/I] [B]Byron:[/B] You know full-well that's not what I meant... [CENTER][I]Byron's challenge is suddenly answered.[/I] [/CENTER] [I]The fans go mental as Jeffery McPeterson approaches the ring and referee, Scotty Gregory, prepares for the impromptu match.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/Byron.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG] The result of the challenge is the first even match of the night. By the ninth minute, the two cruiserweights are brawling on the outside. Byron picks up a chair and swings at McPeterson. However, The Streetfighter ducks underneath and, as Byron turns back to face him, he sends the steel into his face with a Spinning Back Kick. [B]Manny:[/B] He hits the McClaninator! [B]Pag:[/B] Get up, Byron. I'm relying on yout to prove English superiority! McPeterson sets up a table, positioning his opposition on top of it. He then re-enters the ring to ascend the turnbuckle. [B]Manny:[/B] This could be sick! [B]Pag:[/B] Or just gay depending upon which way you see it. Sommersault Senton through the table! He covers, still on the outside. 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D- [B]Manny:[/B] ...and we have our winner. [B]Pag:[/B] Well, that sucked balls. [B]Manny:[/B] What a very mature attitude. [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, am I not mature enough for you? Sorry, just 'cos I don't have a receeding hairline. [B][COLOR="Red"]Fans Bring Weapons Match[/COLOR][/B] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/DannyPatterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/KevinJones.jpg[/IMG] The match kicks off as an all-out fist fight. ...and continues as such for a few minutes until Patterson lands the Big Boot on Jones. [B]Manny:[/B] Jones is down! [B]Pag:[/B] Thank god. Follow it up Danny! The Tower Of London does just that, delivering a Sit-Out Powerbomb. Then, with a sick smile on his face, he picks up the champion by the throat. CHOKESLAM! [B]Pag:[/B] Finally, an English champion! 1...2... Kickout! [B]Pag:[/B] F**k! [B]Manny:[/B] Jones kicks out. What a fighting champion! [B]Pag:[/B] No, Manny, he's a sheep shagging champion and I f**king hate farmyard reprobates! I mean did you see, his use of that pitchfork last week? If we were in the home counties that would be illegal! [B]Manny:[/B] Thank god we're not, then. [B]Pag:[/B] Wash your mouth out! Her majesty would be ashamed! They should call you Manny Moron! Y'know that... moron? Patterson, slightly shocked, is caught unaware by a quick jab to the mid-section. Jones then stands, hitting a punch flurry! [I]"KEVIN JONES!!!!"[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Can someone shut that inbred up. Seriously, I don't go to where he works and pretend to have tourretes, do I? The champion floors the Big Battersea Bastard with a DDT! [B]Manny:[/B] The giant is down! The giant is down! [B]Pag:[/B] ...and with him goes any prospect of this championship gaining credibilty. [CENTER][I]Harley Neill sprints to the ring with a cricket bat.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/HarleyNeill.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Manny:[/B] It's Patterson's partner... and he's come armed. [B]Pag:[/B] Finally... let's see this dick get what's coming to him! As Neill enters the ring, The Rugby Guy at ringside chucks Jones his Rugby ball. The Gnarly Heel is greeted by a dropkick to the face... a dropkick of more traditional sorts. [B]Manny:[/B] That's three points, right there! The Welsh may not be able to play cricket but they can certainly play Rugby. [B]Pag:[/B] No, see, that's just a common misconception. The distraction gives Patterson a chance to stand. However, Jones picks up the cricket bat and twats him round the face. [B]Pag:[/B] For the last f**king time, the Welsh CANNOT play cricket! Do the writers around here have no sense of realism?! The champion then picks up Danny patterson in a front waist lock. [B]Manny:[/B] He's looking for the Belly-To-Belly Suplex but it could be difficult on a beast of such enormous size. [B]Pag:[/B] I dunno, man, if the Welsh are able to play cricket, then we may as well forget about the rules of gravity. I mean, reality seems to have been lost. [B]Manny:[/B] Will you let that go? [B]Pag:[/B] No I will not! The Welsh suck at sports... it's one of the principles upon which the UK was formed! [CENTER][I]However, before Jones can lift Patterson, JD Morgan and his manager charge the ring.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MorganandGarcia.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Manny:[/B] What the hell? Morgan nearly cracks Jones' skull with a gavel shot to the back of his head. Neill, now standing, helps Morgan in laying in the boots. [B]Pag:[/B] F**k yeah! Doesn't it make you proud to be English? [B]Manny:[/B] What, a 2-on-1 assault? [B]Pag:[/B] Dude, it's part of English Heritage... pick a weakened opponent and kick the crap out of them with superior numbers! Patterson, makes his way over and signals for Morgan and Neill to stop. He lifts Jones by his throat... CHOKESLAM! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] C- [B]Pag:[/B] F**k yeah! F**king yes! [B]Manny:[/B] We have a new UK Champion but what does this mean? Why has JD Morgan joined the C0ckney Rebels? [B]Pag:[/B] Ah, who cares? And did those feet, in ancient times, walk upon England's Mountain's green... [I]The feed goes off-air as the irate fans berate the new champion and his apparent associates. Pag continues to sing Jerusalem.[/I] [SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="red"]Show Rating:[/COLOR][/B] C-[/SIZE]
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Bring me my chariot of fire! Ahem, I mean 'good show'. Although it still amazes me that you haven't used The Clansman for any of the little intro videos. Or the name 'Brawl Brittania'. Though I guess, using the theory from earlier, that'd need to be saved for a really rubbish show, since it's just a great name :P
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[quote=Wallbanger;449865]Probably means Nevvy has something extra special planned for you... ;)[/quote] Oh s#!t I'm either in bad bad bad trouble(might get Highland Flung) or I might get that pipe put somewhere I don't want it...
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[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/logoletters.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="7"][B]Presents...[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/FICB.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]Jeffery McPeterson vs. Harley Neill the Gnarly Heel[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/HarleyNeill.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Jeff McPeterson looked impressive last month against Lord Byron. However, The Gnarly Heel is an even tougher competitor. Neill has clearly formed some kind of alliance with his tag partner, Danny Patterson, JD Morgan and Randy Garcia. If they plan to make their mark on MoSC, a win for Harley could be useful here.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]The Highland Warrior vs. Ultra-Violence[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/TheHighlandWarrior2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/UVandSimona.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]The Highland Warrior offered the open challenge last month and, despite a recent run of poor form, Ultra-Violence is the man to answer. Can he really turn things around against such a might opponent?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]MoSC Blood & Beers Championship Match[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Larry "Got" Wood vs. Thug(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_BloodAndBeer.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood_alt.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/Thug.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Larry Wood has had one of the most impressive winning streaks witnessed in MoSC for quite some time. After dominating his last three opponents, he has been granted a shot at Thug's Blood & Beers Title. However, while Wood seeks to go 4-0, Thug is one hell of an extremist unlikely to take such a challenge lightly![/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Arthur T. Turtle vs. JD "Boring" Morgan[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ArthurTTurtle.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MorganandGarcia.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]After helping his new associate, Danny Patterson, to Championship glory last month, "Boring" Morgan seeks to send a message that he and his new friends are not to be messed with. This could be quite the baptism of fire for the debuting "Turtle Package".[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Cricket Bat on a Pole Match for the MoSC UK Championship[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B] Kevin Jones vs. Danny Patterson(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/KevinJones.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/DannyPatterson.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Danny Patterson wlaked out of Kilted As Charged as the new MoSC UK Champion. His opponent, Kevin Jones, has been granted this rematch for the gold seeing as it took three men to end his reign. The stipulations are simple: if you can obtain the cricket bat, it's legal. As we all anxiously await would should be a fantastic contest, two questions ring out in our minds. Firstly, will JD Morgan, Harley Neill and Randy Garcia be involved like last month? And, secondly, can the Welsh [I]really [/I]play cricket?[/SIZE] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All predictions welcomed.[/CENTER]
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[B]Jeffery McPeterson[/B] vs. Harley Neill [I]Only because I doubt the Stable will win all 3 matches of their's tonight.[/I] [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. Ultra-Violence [I]HIGHLAND FLING! HIGHLAND FLING![/I] [B]Larry Wood[/B] vs. Thug [I]Not even a question.[/I] Arthur T. Turtle vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [I]Debutant vs. One of the Most established men on the MOSC Roster? Morgan easy.[/I] Kevin Jones vs. [B]Danny Patterson[/B] [I]The title won't be hotshotted back and forth.[/I]
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Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Harley Neill[/B] - Toughie, this'n. I'm gonna go for Neill though, just because it'd make a change to have a McPeterson lose and Harley is the most likely candidate. [b]The Highland Warrior[/b] vs. Ultra Violence - Pfft, come on. As if Warrior COULD job to Ultra Vomit, even if he wanted to. [b]Larry Wood[/b] vs. Thug - Thug hasn't had a match yet under your booking, which speaks volumes about your feelings towards him :p Wood's streak being broken by a guy who's been completely forgotten about despite holding a title would kinda suck ¬_¬ Arthur T. Turtle vs. [b]JD Morgan[/b] - Provided there are no shenanigans, this is pretty much a foregone conclusion. [b]Kevin Jones[/b] vs. Danny Patterson - Jones wins via run-in from a long-lost relative from New Zealand ¬_¬ zomg, Sheepherders, Cornellverse style!
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