MoSC: The Worst Of British Wrestling

[keefmoon]

How the f*ck did I miss this?! was I in Canada. Heh, Canada. Pag doesn't like Canadians... I was trying to work out some deep, useful feedback about what works with this (aside from the greatest ever show names seen in the world ever) and why I like it and everything but I've settled on just three words; This f*cking rules. Absolutely unreal. I honest to God don't know how you do it, Nevvy.

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCint.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Saturday, week 2, June[/B] Live in front of 217 fans at the "Phoneix Nights" Men's Working Club [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MannyMorhan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/CharliePag.jpg[/IMG] [B]Manny:[/B] Hello wrestling fans. Allow me to, once again, welcome you to the Combat Zone. I'm Manny Morhan alongside... [B]Pag:[/B] ...alongside the best damn colour commentator in sport. [B]Manny:[/B] Moving swiftly along, it has become apparent that our beloved Men Of Steel Combat has gone into administration. [B]Pag:[/B] Beloved? Bollocks... [B]Manny:[/B] Oh, why are you even here?! [B]Pag:[/B] Free coffee. [I]Manny scowls at his broadcast partner.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] This comes at a time when the future of our promotion already looks bleak due to the unwelcome invasion of The 21st Century Alliance. [B]Pag:[/B] Well, I for one, welcome them with open arms. [B]Manny:[/B] ...and this is exactly why we all hate you. Anyway, the one silver lining is that a nameless entrepeuner has put in an official bid to purchase the company and, therefore, pay off any legal bills. [B]Pag:[/B] How could anyone be so thick? They should have left this sinking ship curl up and die. [B]Manny:[/B] Don't try and use metaphors; you only butcher them. Sinking ships tend not to curl up or die. [B]Pag:[/B] ...and that, folks, was your pointless lesson for the day from Manny "Pedantic Sod" Moron. [B]Manny:[/B] MORHAN! Now, shut up so we can watch some wrestling. [B]Pag:[/B] Or what passes for it around here, anyway... [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMorganandGarcia.jpg[/IMG] As soon as the bell rings, Morgan has McPeterson down in a Shooter's Takedown. The Body Scissors follows. [I]"BOOOOORRRRRING" BOOOOOOORRRRRING!"[/I] Garcia shouts profanities at the crowd as McPeterson, still in the Scissors, forces Morgan onto his shoulders. 1...2... Kickout! [B]Manny:[/B] Morgan nearly paid the price for his low risk style. [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, what, so just because he doesn't do a Multi-Sommersault-Look-At-Me-I-Became-A-Wrestler-Because-I-Failed-My GCSEs-And-Killing-Myself-Seemed-Like-A-Good-Way-To-Make-Money Deathflip through seventeen tables it's boring, I suppose? [B]Manny:[/B] Well, more or less. The hold is broken and both men srambe to their feet. McPeterson throws Morgan over the ropes and directly onto Garcia at ringside. He then rebounds off the ropes. Sommersault Plancha onto both Morgan and Garcia. [I]"Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t!"[/I] He rolls his opponent back in and covers. 1...2...Kickout. He then whips Morgan to the ropes... ...for the Scottish Pancake! But, no, as Morgan is lifted, he swings round the back of the young Scot and locks in a Sleeper. [I]"BOOOORRRRING! BOOOOORRRING!"[/I] From here the match becomes more even. However, in the eighth minute, Morgan tries to whip McPeterson to the ropes only to be reversed. He rebounds. Scottish Pancake! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D [B]Pag:[/B] Damn it, Morgan. That was shocking! [B]Manny:[/B] To quote a certain someone from last month, that's Men Of Steel Combat one; 21sr Century Alliance nil. [B]Pag:[/B] He's still a Scottish inbred. [I]The Streetfighter makes a quick exit to avoid any 21CA related reprocussions. However, he takes the time to slap the hands of the crowd members on the way to the back.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_BloodAndBeer.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ArthurTTurtle.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood_alt.jpg[/IMG] "The Turtle Package" learns the meaning of a "Turtle Squash". Wood destroys him, winning with a Running Big Foot in the fourth minute. [B]Match Rating:[/B] E+ [I]After the match, Larry Wood is strapped onto his gurney as a a fan in the front row becomes particularly vocal. He looks like the larger white member of a great tag team gimmcik that hasn't been dreamt up in this reality yet... except, without the beard. He scrams out... "What does everybody want?" "WOOD!" "What does everybody need?" "WOOD!" He seems satisfied.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UKTag.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/Thug.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/Bruiser.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BuffMartinez.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JayB.jpg[/IMG] Hot Stuff come out looking amped and, in the early going, put on a good performance. However, before long, the sheer power of the Uk Wrecking Crew proves too much. After a brutal beatdown, Thug hits Jay B with The Clothesline From Hull. Bruiser follows up with a Durham Dominator. 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D- [B]Manny:[/B] We have new champions. [B]Pag:[/B] ...and they're Northern inbreds; it's nothing to be excited about. [B]Manny:[/B] I'd like to see you say that to their face. [B]Pag:[/B] Like I'd be that stupid... [B]Manny:[/B] Afraid they'll give you a beating. [B]Pag:[/B] Not as afraid of them giving me rabes. [CENTER][I]The familiar sound of bagpipes blares through the arena.[/I] [/CENTER] [B]Manny:[/B] He's here! Warrior's here! [B]Pag:[/B] Of course he's here; he's on every bloody card! [I]Warrior poses for a photo with Elsie on his way to the ring.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] I ain't nearly drunk enough. Eh, Gary, wha'say ye to loaning me yer brew, ah? [I]The scot in thick glasses tosses his Glenfiddich to the kilt-clad killer.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] Ah, bless ye. [I]Warrior downs what's left in the bottle.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] Now where were I? Oh, aye... U-V, ya filthy wee scally-buckle. It be ye mischief who put I in all manner of a swirl. So, get ya wee campy arse out here for the kickin' it be needing! [CENTER][I]Ultra-Violence's music now blares over the PA.[/I] [/CENTER] [I]The New hardcore Icon and his slut of a valet make their way to the ring.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/TheHighlandWarrior2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/UVandSimona.jpg[/IMG] As the bell rings, U-V lays into Warrior with his Singapore cane. [I]The Jesuses lead the crowd... "ULTRA-VOMIT!" *Clap-Clap-ClapClapClap*[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] There should be a no homosexuals policy in this place; it's a working mens club, for crying out loud. [B]Manny:[/B] I don't think they're gay. [B]Pag:[/B] So, what, they just dress identically in the image of a man who taught "love to all men"? Nah, that don't work for me. However, it's not long before the face-painted hero starts to no sell. U-V persists. It's no good. The Highland Warrior starts to shake his head and flex his arms. One last cane shot. One last no sell. Warrior points at U-V. [I]"YOU!"[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Get an original gimmick... He floors the youngster with one punch. U-V staggers back up and is whipped to the ropes. Big Boot! Simona, having seen enough approaches Warrior from behind. [B]Pag:[/B] Yes, love, get him! Warrior spins around instinctively, grabbing her by the hair. [B]Manny:[/B] He knew all along. He must have a skank radar. [B]Pag:[/B] But, Manny, your mother's in the front row... he turned away from her. [B]Manny:[/B] Aren't you a little old fro "Yo' Mama So Fat" jokes? [B]Pag:[/B] No one is too old for "Yo' Mama So Fat" jokes! Warrior lays Simona across his lap. [I]"Spank the skank! Spank the skank!"[/I] He duly obliges as the fans go nuts. Elsie seems particularly enthusiastic. Warrior chucks Simona away just as U-V rises to his feet. Highland Fling! [B]Pag:[/B] ...and cue. [B]Manny:[/B] HIGHLAND FLING! HIGHLAND FLING! [B]Pag:[/B] Right on time. 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D- [CENTER][I]The 21st Century Aliance make their way to the ring as the ropes are replaced with barbed wire.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPatterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CANeill.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMorgan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAGarcia.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Garcia:[/B] Yes, it is I, "The Sexy Solicitor" Randy "Dandy" Garcia! [B]Manny:[/B] Oh, dear god... [B]Pag:[/B] He is looking good, Manny. Is that a new wig, do you think? [I]The Rugby shirted guy in the front row comes up with a fresh new chant: "Garcia, Woah-oh-oh-oh Garcia, Woah-oh-oh-oh He works for Southern scum, He takes it up the bum!" The whole crowd soon joins in.[/I] [B]Garcia:[/B] Mister Morgan may have experienced an unfortunate lack of form earlier. [B]Manny:[/B] By which he means he got his arse kicked! [B]Garcia:[/B] However, rest assured, that Mister Patterson will not relinquish his title quite so easily! [B]Manny:[/B] Does he honestly think we want to listen to him prattle on. Only a simpleton would want to. [B]Pag:[/B] Shut up, Manny, I'm trying to listen. [B]Manny:[/B] No doubt. [I]Kevin Jones makes is way to the ring and the match is underway...[/I] [COLOR="Red"][B]The Welsh Special AKA Barbed Wire Match[/B][/COLOR] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/KevinJones.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPattersonandGarcia.jpg[/IMG] The match is a truly fantastic, if not a little gory, sprectactle, onbe of the best seen in MoSC for quite some time! The two nemeses beat seven shades of sh*t out of each other. In the tenth minute, Randy Garcia tries to interfere for what seems like the hundredth time. Jones steals his gavel and proceeds to smakc him over the head with it like a kid on one of those "whack-a-mole" games. The distraction allows Danny Patterson to catch him from behind, though. The giant turns him round... ....and grabs him by the throat. But the challenger boots him in the groin. [B]Pag:[/B] Typical Welsh tactics on display. He hooks him up for the Belly To Belly Suplex. ....and hits it! [B]Manny:[/B] That's it; we have a new champion! [B]Pag:[/B] No! Get up Danny! [CENTER][I]However, at that moment, a figure emerges from the crowd with a chair.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/AdamMatravers_alt2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Pag:[/B] Wait, is that? [B]Manny:[/B] It can't be... As he steps over the barricade, the figure removes the glasses. [B]Pag:[/B] It is! It's Adam Matravers! As Kevin Jones looks on in amazement, Danny Patterson slowly climbs to his feet. Matravers steps through the barbed wire with the chair and stares at Jones. He turns and stares at Patterson. [B]manny:[/B] Who's side is he on? Matravers nails Jones with the chair! [B]Pag:[/B] He's still working for Nova, Manny! [B]Manny:[/B] Damn it! Randy Garcia smiles on from ringside as Patterson picks up Jones... CHOKESLAM! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] C [B]Pag:[/B] God save our gracious Patterson; long live our noble Patterson... [B]Manny:[/B] Oh, will you shut up?! [I]The rest of the 21st Century Alliance join Patterson and Matravers in the ring for a group hug.[/I] [B]Garcia:[/B] You want to know what Mister Matravers is doing here? Well, that entrepeuner investing in Men Of Steel Combat... it's Mister Nova! [B]Manny:[/B] No! [B]Pag:[/B] Yes! [I]The jeers ring around the arena.[/I] [B]Garcia:[/B] You see, Mister Nova is determined not only to purchase Men Of Steel Combat in order to serve as a feeder league, he also wants to bring it into the 21st Century... and that means the showcasing of such young talents as Mister Mile High. [I]The jeers continue.[/I] [B]Garcia:[/B] So, get ready for your beloved Combat Zone to experience quite a change because Mister Nova expects only the best! [I]As fans start to throw their litter at the Southerners, they lay a heinous beatdown on Kevin Jones.[/I] [CENTER][I]To cap it all off, Danny Patterson buries a lifeless Jones beneath his company's flag.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAFlag.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]The internet feed cuts out as the irate fans go mental.[/I] [SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="Red"]Show Rating:[/COLOR][/B] D+[/SIZE]

[Guest Bolton]

Woohoo! It's truly back! This never gets old.

[G-Prime]

Adam Matravers? Nice...

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Bolton;476595]This never gets old.[/QUOTE] Oh, it probably will :D. Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][SIZE=6][U]The "Worst of British Wrestling" Leaderboard[/U][/SIZE][/CENTER] This is the first installment of the MoSC prediction's leaderboard. I will update this as regularly as possible or whenever suits. Whenever a new leaderboard is published, he who tops the table will be entitled to a certain reward as decided by me. Those near the top might also see their fans used more... if I can remember. The order of the leaderboard is decided by the following criteria in the specified order of importance:[LIST=1] [*][B]Overall number of correct predictions[/B]. This gives a certain advantage to regular predicters over one-hit-wonders. However, it means that the woefully inept will not top the table regardless of how many times they predict :p. [*][B]Percentage[/B]. This will, rightfully put someone who gets 10/10 ahead of someone who gets 10/600. [*][B]One-off genius[/B]. If you happen to be equal on correct predictions and percentage with someone else, there is something that can give you the advantage: a great idea. Therefore, if you've suggested a cool little booking quirk or a new chant that I like, you'll receive preference. [*][B]How much I like you[/B]. If you are equal on correct predictions and percentage with someone else and point 4 does not apply, I will consider if you've criticised my booking or, perhaps, if you'd called a swerve that I didn't want you to see coming. Who ever said life was fair :D? [*][B]Alphabetical order[/B]. If you are equal on correct predictions and percentage with someone else and neither point 4 or point 5 apply, you'll be judged based on the spelling of your username. Oddly enough, the As seem to be the best anyway ;).[/LIST]

[CENTER][B][SIZE=6]Predictions Leaderboard[/SIZE][/B][/CENTER]
[SIZE=3][B][CENTER]Position[/CENTER] [/B][/SIZE]	[SIZE=3][B][CENTER]Combat Fan[/CENTER] [/B][/SIZE]	[SIZE=3][B][CENTER]Shows Predicted On[/CENTER] [/B][/SIZE]	[SIZE=3][B][CENTER]Correct Predictions[/CENTER] [/B][/SIZE]	[SIZE=3][B][CENTER]Overall Predictions[/CENTER] [/B][/SIZE]	[SIZE=3][B][CENTER]Overall Tally[/CENTER] [/B][/SIZE]	[SIZE=3][B][CENTER]Percentage Correct (%)[/CENTER] [/B][/SIZE]
[B][CENTER]1.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Apu[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]6[/CENTER]	[CENTER]26[/CENTER]	[CENTER]30[/CENTER]	[CENTER]26/30[/CENTER]	[CENTER]86.6[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]2.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Actarus[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]6[/CENTER]	[CENTER]25[/CENTER]	[CENTER]30[/CENTER]	[CENTER]25/30[/CENTER]	[CENTER]83.3[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]2.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Midnightnick[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]6[/CENTER]	[CENTER]25[/CENTER]	[CENTER]30[/CENTER]	[CENTER]25/30[/CENTER]	[CENTER]83.3[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]4.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]'Banger[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]6[/CENTER]	[CENTER]24[/CENTER]	[CENTER]30[/CENTER]	[CENTER]24/30[/CENTER]	[CENTER]80[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]5.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Smurphy[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]6[/CENTER]	[CENTER]22[/CENTER]	[CENTER]30[/CENTER]	[CENTER]22/30[/CENTER]	[CENTER]73.3[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]6.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]1PWFan[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]21[/CENTER]	[CENTER]25[/CENTER]	[CENTER]21/25[/CENTER]	[CENTER]84[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]7.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Regis[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]4[/CENTER]	[CENTER]17[/CENTER]	[CENTER]20[/CENTER]	[CENTER]17/20[/CENTER]	[CENTER]85[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]8.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]D-Lyrium[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]4[/CENTER]	[CENTER]16[/CENTER]	[CENTER]20[/CENTER]	[CENTER]16/20[/CENTER]	[CENTER]80[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]9.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Nimo[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]4[/CENTER]	[CENTER]15[/CENTER]	[CENTER]20[/CENTER]	[CENTER]15/20[/CENTER]	[CENTER]75[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]10.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Aussie[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]3[/CENTER]	[CENTER]13[/CENTER]	[CENTER]15[/CENTER]	[CENTER]13/15[/CENTER]	[CENTER]86.6[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]11.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]RichyG[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]4[/CENTER]	[CENTER]13[/CENTER]	[CENTER]20[/CENTER]	[CENTER]13/20[/CENTER]	[CENTER]65[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]12.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]GDE71 AKA Mr. 4/5[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]3[/CENTER]	[CENTER]12[/CENTER]	[CENTER]15[/CENTER]	[CENTER]12/15[/CENTER]	[CENTER]80[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]13.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Trekkie Monster[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]3[/CENTER]	[CENTER]10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]10/10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]100[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]14.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Masked Propoganda[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]3[/CENTER]	[CENTER]9[/CENTER]	[CENTER]15[/CENTER]	[CENTER]9/15[/CENTER]	[CENTER]60[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]15.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Trell[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]2[/CENTER]	[CENTER]9[/CENTER]	[CENTER]10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]9/10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]90[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]16.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]I.E.R.[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]2[/CENTER]	[CENTER]8[/CENTER]	[CENTER]10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]8/10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]80[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]16.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]soulz[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]2[/CENTER]	[CENTER]8[/CENTER]	[CENTER]10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]8/10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]80[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]18.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Bolton[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]1[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5/5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]100[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]18.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Guerrero Fan[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]1[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5/5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]100[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]18.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Josh Rollins[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]1[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5/5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]100[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]18.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Olback[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]1[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5/5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]100[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]18.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Trypio[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]1[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5/5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]100[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]23.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Ford[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]2[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5/10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]50[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]24.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Oregano Jensen[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]1[/CENTER]	[CENTER]3[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]3/5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]60[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]24.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Swanton[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]1[/CENTER]	[CENTER]3[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]3/5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]60[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]26.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Chriswok[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]1[/CENTER]	[CENTER]0[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]0/5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]0[/CENTER]

[quote][CENTER][SIZE=4][U]Our first winner[/U][/SIZE][/CENTER] Apu, as our first victorious predicter, you get to specify one guy not already on the MoSC roster who you would like to see brought in. The only rule you must abide by is that he cannot work for 21CW for three reasons.[LIST=1] [*]They suck [*]We're at war with them [*]They suck[/LIST]Post in here or send me a pm or whatever...[/quote]Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/logoletters.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="7"][B]Presents...[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MAAT.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]MoSC Blood & Beer Championship Match[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Bruiser vs. Larry "Got" Wood(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_BloodAndBeer.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/Bruiser.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood_alt.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Three months ago, at Fyffe In Cold Blood, Larry "Got" Wood defeated one half of the UK Wrecking Crew, Thug, to begin his reign as the Blood & Beer Champion. At Mean As A Thistle, the other half of the new UK Tag Champions, Bruiser, looks to exact some revenge on behalf of his partner and take the title back to the North of England.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Buff "The Bull" Martinez vs. Harley Neill The Gnarly Heel[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BuffMartinez.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CANeill.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Last month, Hot Stuff lost the UK Tag Championships to The UK Wrecking Crew. Buff Martinez looks to prove that he is still a capable singles wrestler despite his loss in the tag ranks. Meanwhile, The Gnarly Heel and his colleagues in the 21st Century Alliance seek to continue their dominance over Men Of Steel Combat.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]The Highland Warrior vs. JD "Boring" Morgan[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/TheHighlandWarrior2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMorgan.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Upon discovering that his beloved promotion is set to be bought out by his biggest rival, The Highland Warrior was quick to lay down a challenge to any one of Nova's lackey's in the 21st Century Alliance. "Boring" Morgan was the man to answer.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Jeffery McPeterson vs. "Mile High" Adam Matravers[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMatravers.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Just like his father, young Jeff McPeterson has realised that MoSC is truly under siege from an outside threat. As such, he has laid down a challenge to the man who helped the 21st Century Alliance retain the UK Championship last month to prove that the Men Of Steel won't go down without a fight! However, the task may not be easy against a new-look Adam Matravers who has clearly been sent to the Combat Zone by our Southern rivals in order to help the 21CA consolidate their new found power.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Danny Patterson will dfend his UK Championship![/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPattersonandGarcia.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]In MoSC's current turbulent state, it is unclear to the outside world who is officially booking the matches. Hopefully, this month we will discover if "Mister Nova's" takeover bid has been succesful, the result of which will surely affect who The Tower Of London's opponent will be. One thing is certain, though. After he buried Kevin Jones beneath the flag of the 21st Century Alliance last month, every MoSC wrestler and fan is baying for Patterson's blood![/SIZE] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All predictions welcomed.[/CENTER]

[Midnightnick]

Bruiser vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] Show us some Wood Win. Buff Martinez vs. [B]Harley Neill[/B] Buff is just as bad now, as he was when he was the Raging Bull****. [B]The Highland Warrior [/B]vs. JD Morgan HIGHLAND FLING HIGHLAND FLING HIGHLAND FLING Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Adam Matravers[/B] Mile High Wanker wins regardless. [B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. ??? Soon, London Tower will be falling down.

[kowalewski]

Bruiser vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] I'd like to see Larry speak in tongues, since he knows five languages, while obliterating Bruiser. Buff Martinez vs. [B]Harley Neill[/B] [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. JD Morgan Can JD finally overcome being boring while in the midst of being put through a Highland Fling? Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Adam Matravers[/B] [B]Danny Patterson [/B]vs. ??? Danny keeps winning until the 21CW opposition is formally organized. While completely unrealistic, I'd love to see Tommy Cornell show up for a few appearances to help beat down the SWF wannabes in the Invasion force! There could be a disturbance in the fabric of the editor that holds all written contracts in place. Call it a Ryland clause.

[Regis]

Bruiser vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] [I]That nice Mister Wood won't be stopped by that nasty Mister Bruiser![/I] Buff Martinez vs. [B]Harley Neill[/B] [I]Poor Buff. If he wasn't such a Spanish poofter, he'd be doing quite well.[/I] [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. JD Morgan [I]AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA![/I] [B]Jeffery McPeterson[/B] vs. Adam Matravers [I]But I suspect he may get beaten up for it.[/I] [B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. ??? [I]Boooooooooo![/I]

[Guest Bolton]

Bruiser vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] [I]Come on Larry, say "Got Wood?" in different tongues![/I] Buff Martinez vs. [B]Harley Neill The Gnarly Heal[/B] [I]Harley's gnarly, and Buff's a poof.[/I] [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. JD "Boring" Morgan [I]A middle-aged Braveheart kicks the arse of Boring Morgan.[/I] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Adam Matravers[/B] [I]Even though Jeffery doesn't like it, he's still doing the job.[/I] [B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. ??? [I]Not even Welsh barbed-wire and a sheep shagger can stop him.[/I] :D

[Actarus]

Bruiser vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] Buff Martinez vs. [B]Harley Neill The Gnarly Heal[/B] [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. JD "Boring" Morgan [B] Jeffery McPeterson [/B]vs. Adam Matravers [B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. ???

[Irish Wolf]

Bruiser vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] Bruiser is about to get some serious Wood. Buff Martinez vs. [B]Harley Neill[/B] The Gnarly Heel is a part of your biggest stable and I think He'll take this win against Buff Martinez. And if 21CA has anything to say about Buff might be leaving in the buff. [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. JD Morgan What's that The "No Sell" Warrior takes the win again. [B]Jeffery McPeterson[/B] vs. Adam Matravers I don't know if McPeterson will take a loss to Matravers so I sense a DQ coming her. [B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. ??? I feel sorry for the poor bastard on the losing end of this 21CA beatdown.

[Nevermore]

Cheers for the predictions boys. Keep 'em coming... In other news, Apu's made his choice; he will be "appearing" at next month's show (i.e. after Mean As A Thistle). Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Prophet]

Bruiser vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] [I]He just got his cheer going, the Woodman can't be stopped![/I] [B]Buff Martinez[/B] vs. Harley Neill [I]Upset pick of the night.[/I] [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. JD Morgan [I]The most boring fling in MoSC history![/I] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Adam Matravers[/B] [I]Jeff will come out looking like a star, after laying on his back.[/I] [B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. ??? [I]The Tower of Sour makes someone cry.[/I]

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCint.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="7"][B][COLOR="Red"]MoSC Buy-Out Complete![/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE="3"]Two pieces of news have reached us here at the MoSC internet news team (AKA Manny Morhan). Firstly, it appears that, just weeks after being dropped by UK Broadcasting Digital and, in turn, picked up by Euro Cable Sports, [I]21CW The Best Of British Wrestling[/I] has been canned... again! Due to the ongoing war between 21CW and MoSC, Jeff Nova could not be reached for comment. However, Greg "Highland Warrior" McPeterson had the following to say.[/SIZE] [QUOTE][SIZE="3"][B]"Haha, ya wee f**kin' sassy bastard!"[/B] [I]- Greg McPeterson[/I][/SIZE][/QUOTE] Translated into English for those of you not well-versed in the native Scottish tongue it reads thus: [QUOTE][SIZE="3"][B]"I'd be lying if I said I was disappointed. 21CW's return to monthly arena shows most likely signals a return to traditional inter-promotional competition. The industry as a whole may benefit although one promotion may suffer."[/B] [I]- Loose translation[/I][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [SIZE="3"]Although combat fans everywhere are rejoicing in the tremedous balls up of our Southern competitors, terrible news follows. It appears that "Mister Nova's" takeover bid, as announced by Randy Garcia, has gone ahead and been accepted by the bank. As such, we are sad to announce that Men Of Steel Combat as we have known it for the past 28 years may well cease to be as Nova and his cohorts seek to turn it into little more than a development territory. It is painfully ironic that, just as McPeterson predicted an opportunity to overtake his fiercest rival, he has been put out of business. Shows will, of course, continue to run. However, under what format is unapparent. The scheduled card for [I]Mean As A Thistle[/I] remains unchanged.[/SIZE]

[Wallbanger]

Bruiser vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] Buff Martinez vs. [B]Harley Neill The Gnarly Heal[/B] [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. JD "Boring" Morgan Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Adam Matravers[/B] [B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. ???

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCint.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Saturday, week 2, July[/B] Live in front of 202 fans at the "Phoneix Nights" Men's Working Club [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MannyMorhan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/CharliePag.jpg[/IMG] [B]Manny:[/B] Hello wrestling fans. Allow me to, once again, welcome you to the Combat Zone. [B]Pag:[/B] ...soon to be the 21st Century Zone! [B]Manny:[/B] ...and, let me guess, you'd be happy about that? [B]Pag:[/B] Abso-f**kin'-lutely! [B]Manny:[/B] Why exactly? [B]Pag:[/B] Well, with any luck the Northern inbreds will be sacked... along with the Canadians and the Scots and, soon, it'll just be us boys from London! [B]Manny:[/B] How can you say that? These Northerners ar mainstays and have been here for years. They laid the foundations of British wrestling! [B]Pag:[/B] ...and, now, they're past their sell-by. If you want to speak about trendsetters, Manny, let's not forget who was working at this announce table first. [B]Manny:[/B] For all of two months. [B]Pag:[/B] Bitter much? [B]Manny:[/B] What? No. [B]Pag:[/B] You're a bad liar, Manny; a very bad liar! In fact, you're even worse at lying than you are at announcing... and that's saying something! [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_BloodAndBeer.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/Bruiser.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood.jpg[/IMG] This month, Wood is not wheeled to the ring on his gurney. Nor does he wear his Hannibal Lector mask. He, instead, strides down to ringside carrying a 2x4 to chants of "We want wood". The image change doesn't alter his performance, though. He breezes through Bruiser, first with the use of his 2x4 and then his bare hands. He hits the Running Big Foot for the win in the sixth minute. [B]Match Rating:[/B] D [B]Manny:[/B] "Got" Wood is 7-0 here in the Combat Zone. [B]Pag:[/B] Good for him; he's still filthy Canadian scum. [B]Manny:[/B] How have you not been arrested yet. [B]Pag:[/B] The police fear me, Manny, as should you. [B]Manny:[/B] I'm dread having to commentate with you. Does that count? [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BuffMartinez.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CANeillandGarcia.jpg[/IMG] Martinez comes out looking ready to prove a point. However, the competition proves a bit to stiff to bounce back from his last defeat. If Neill's power advantage isn't enough, Garcia's constant interference makes the challenge nearly impossible. The Gnarly Heel picks up the win following an East End Piledriver in the eighth minute. [B]Match Rating:[/B] E+ [CENTER][I]The 21st Century Alliance are backstage.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPatterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMorgan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMatravers.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Patterson:[/B] Warrior ya cruiser, Jeffrey-ma-boy and Kev Jones, listen up me ol' chinas. The 21st Century Alliance is now officially in charge and it's about f**kin' time that you either start showing some respect or some cobblers, ya see? You got the bottle, no doubt boys, but you're all too damn bladdered on this underground sh*te to see that there's eleven above ya! [B]Matravers:[/B] You see, dudes, it could all be a breeze. Jeff has some pretty decent dollar lined up for all of ya just so long as you join the Twenty First Century! [I]They are joined by Garcia and Neill who have just arrived backstage.[/I] [B]Garcia:[/B] That's right. As long as you give up this hardcore garbage, Mister Nova is more than willing to put you on the payroll... if you help us trim the fat, of course. [B]Neill:[/B] Have a butcher's at the sitch, lads. On the one hand, your wallet's stacked a bundle with Lady Godivas, birds with the thruppeny bits'll be hangin' off either arm... you'll be sorted, eh? [B]Patterson:[/B] On t'other, you ain't nothin' but brown bread, understand? [B]Garcia:[/B] The offer's their. take it or leave it. [B]Manny:[/B] Why do I get the feeling that Warrior, McPeterson and Jones will all stay loyal to the combat fans? [B]Pag:[/B] Because they're all numpties, Manny. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/TheHighlandWarrior2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMorganandGarcia.jpg[/IMG] Morgan offers a hand to The Highland Warrior as the crowd jeer. Warrior accepts. [B]Manny:[/B] What? No! [B]Pag:[/B] F**king yes! ...but only to pull Morgan into a Waistlock. [B]Manny:[/B] HIGHLAND FLING! [B]Pag:[/B] No, arse-features he's reversed it. Morgan hits the go-behind and sets up the German Suplex. No... he just locks in the Sleepr Hold. [I]"BOOOORRRRING! BOOOORRRRRING!"[/I] However, Warrior falls backwards, squashing Morgan on the mat to the fans' delight. As both men rise, Warrior lands a haymaker. However, Garcia hits him in the back of the head with a gavel. But warrior no sells. He pulls Garcia over the rope and removes his wig, which he duly throws into the crowd. The Scottish hero then proceeds to bang Morgan and Garcia's heads together. [I]"WARRIOR! WARRIOR!"[/I] [CENTER][I]The rest of the faction head to the ring.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMatravers.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPatterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CANeill.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Warrior slides out to ringside and grabs a leadpipe from his Scot friend in the crowd. He goes to re-enter but is stopped by Elsie for a goodluck peck on the cheek. In he goes. Lead to the head of Patterson! Same to Neill! Big Boot to Matravers! Garcia tries to apprehend him from behind but he too receives the pipe to the head. He whips Patterson into the corner and then whips Neill on top of him. He does the same to Matravers and Garcia so that all four men are piled on top of each other in the corner. Morgan stands. Waist lock... [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, bollocks. Highland Fling! [B]Manny:[/B] HIGHLAND FLING! HIGHLAND FLING! The force with which Warrior delivers the move sends Morgan crashing into his allies in the corner. All four Southerners collapse in a heap as Warrior flexes for the crowd. He covers Morgan. 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D [I]The face-painted celt then picks his lead pipe back up and the 21st Century Alliance decide to slink away with their tails between their legs.[/I] [I]He takes a microphone.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] Friends, countrymen, Scots... lend me ya brew. Aye, no that ain't right! [I]He pauses.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] Aah, heck and f**k with it! The point be that the Combat Zone is undrow a nee siege! I say it's time for all ye boys in the back to start choosing ya sides. Yer either with us or a bloody fool but, know this... the Men Of Steel will ne'er aye die! So, pick wisely for ye own prosperity. [B]Pag:[/B] Choose sides? I know which I pick! [B]Manny:[/B] ...and I know I couldn't care any less. [I]However, the retreat was only a ruse. The 21CA hit the ring again and a 4-on1 beatdown ensues as Garcia barks on orders.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Oh, come on! [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah, kick his saggy Scottish arse! [CENTER][I]Hysteria hits on the soundsystem.[/I] [/CENTER] [B]Manny:[/B] It's Jeff McPeterson! [B]Pag:[/B] Come to help Daddy, eh? What a nancy! [B]Manny:[/B] What are you talking about? [I]As The Streetfighter joins the fray, referee, Scotty Gregory, takes matters into his own hands, sending both The Highland Warrior and the rest of the 21CA to the back.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMatravers.jpg[/IMG] The two men combine for a great match beyond expectations. It is a very even contest and Matravers proves that, despite socialising with the underhanded Alliance, he is one hell of a prospect. In the twelfth minute, he climbs up top looking for the Mile High Moonsault. However, McPeterson moves and Matravers tastes canvas. As he comes to The Streetfighter is ready... Scottish Pancake! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D+ [B]Pag:[/B] Had the rest of the guys been out here that outrage would never have occured. [B]Manny:[/B] Do you understand the concept of a fair fight? [B]Pag:[/B] Of course... kick the crap out of those Scottish bastards with superior numbers. Just like Culloden! [B]Manny:[/B] Yeah, right... [I]The 21st Century Alliance, once again, storm the ring. However, McPeterson makes an exit through the crowd, leaving the group in the ring.[/I] [CENTER][I]Suddenly, an old fan favourite appears at the entrance-way.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ExecutiveEvans.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Evans:[/B] Hello boys... [B]Manny:[/B] It's Emma Evans! [B]Pag:[/B] Shwang! [I]Colouful Jesus and his cohabitual man-friend stand to chant. "DOUBLE E!" The big biker dude and That 70s Porn Guy stand on the other side of the venue. "DOUBLE Ds!" "DOUBLE E!" "DOUBLE Ds!"[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Double Ds, eh? [B]Manny:[/B] Do you have any idea how seedy you sound? [B]Pag:[/B] Better than sounding like you, Manny. Now, shush, you're ruining the ambient eroticism of the moment. [B]Manny:[/B] The what?! [B]Pag:[/B] The ambient... no, it's gone. Nice one, prick! [I]The self-proclaimed "Dandy" Randy Garcia takes a microphone.[/I] [B]Garcia:[/B] It's lovely to see you, darlin', but I think you'll find that "The Tower Of London" is waiting on the opponent for his upcoming squash match. [B]Evans:[/B] Haha, well, that's exactly why I'm here. [B]Garcia:[/B] No offence, love, but I don't think you're what we had in mind. Hell, I could take you in a second! [B]Evans:[/B] No staying power, eh? [I]"Oooooooooooooh!" "OLE, OLE, OLE RANDY GARCIA IS GAY!"[/I] [B]Garcia:[/B] That's not what I meant and you damn well kn... SHUT UP! [I]"GARCIA, WOAH-OH-OH-OH GARCIA, WOAH-OH-OH-OH HE WORKS FOR SOUTHERN SCUM, HE TAKES IT UP THE BUM!"[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] How about you let me do the talking, Randy, since you clearly can't control a crowd. [I]She raises her eyebrows at the crowd.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] Is it hot in here or what? [I]She undoes two of the buttons on her shirt, giving a more picturesque view.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Cheap ratings are the best sorta ratings, Manny. [B]Manny:[/B] Yeah, yeah sure. Wow... look at those... [B]Pag:[/B] ...and I'm the seedy one? [B]Evans:[/B] Now, the reason I haven't been in the combat zone for a few months is because I was drawing up contracts to represent a new client... the new owner of Men of Steel Combat! [I]BOO![/I] [B]Garcia:[/B] She works for us, boys! [B]Evans:[/B] Hang on, you thought Nova bought this place out? Shucks, Randy, you're even dumber than I thought! [I]The crowd explodes. "Who's the boss?! Who's the boss?!"[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] I can't tell you who just yet but I can say that he is an executive at Euro Sports! [B]Manny:[/B] Euro Sports? The TV network? [B]Pag:[/B] I'm gonna be on TV! Hey, mum, look at me! [B]Manny:[/B] Hey, Pag... [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah. [B]Manny:[/B] You're pathetic! [B]Evans:[/B] You see, he's interested in seeing this promotional war play out; he thinks it's potentially great for ratings and, depending upon who gets one up on who, there's gonna be a TV contract in it for one company or the other. [I]The crowd pops. The 21st Century Alliance smile.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] But, his first act is to put in place an objective official. So, gentlemen... and Elsie, please welcome... Mark Moore! [CENTER][I]Moore struts his way to the ring.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MarkMoore.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Moore:[/B] I'm Mark Moore and I call it how I see it. And what I see is you pig-headed, pug-ugly Southerners thinking you can do what the hell you please. Well, think again, chaps because, not only will the rest of you brown nosers be banned from ringside for this main event, but, Danny Boy, your opponent also represents The Executive. [CENTER][I]The Arctic Monkeys blares out of the speakers as Patterson looks worried.[/I] [/CENTER] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ExecutiveLandlord.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPatterson.jpg[/IMG] Despite being nearly a foot shorter than Patteson, The Landlord takes it to the giant. Landing body blow after body blow, he soon wears doen the champ. However, inevitably, Patterson starts to come back using his sheer power. From here on the match is a very even contest. In the tenth minute, The Landlord takes a sack of broken pint glasses from that Irish sadist in the front row. He re-enters and starts to beat the crap out of Patterson with it. The champion's back becomes lacerated with the shards of glass. [B]Manny:[/B] Patterson's in real trouble! [B]Pag:[/B] Nah, he's just resting. [B]Manny:[/B] Resting?! At that moment, a hooded youth jumps over the barricade. He enters the ring and lowblows The Landlord. [B]Manny:[/B] What the... Who the hell is that? [B]Pag:[/B] Dunno... but I like him! Patterson comes to and shakes off the cobwebs. He capitalises for the Chokeslam! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D+ [B]Manny:[/B] No; not like that! [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah, bitch, just like that! [I]The internet feed cuts out as the 21st Century Alliance return to carry Patterson and his belt to the back. The Landlord is left, still out cold.[/I] [SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="Red"]Show Rating:[/COLOR][/B] D+[/SIZE]

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/logoletters.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="7"][B]Presents...[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/WSNS.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]Buff "The Bull" Martinez vs. "Mile High" Adam Matravers[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BuffMartinez.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMatravers.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Last month, Buff Martinez suffered a loss at the hands of the 21st Century Alliance as Adam Matravers lost on behalf of the group. Both men look to return to winning ways at A Watched Scot Never Spoils.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]"The Welsh Special" Kevin Jones vs. "Lord" Byron[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/KevinJones.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/Byron.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]After losing in a barbed wire match to Danny Patterson at Kilt Trip, Kevin Jones missed Mean As A Thistle through injury. He makes his return this month ready to take on the outspoken "Lord" Byron.[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]MoSC Blood & Beer Championship Match[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Ultra-Violence vs. Larry "Got" Wood(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_BloodAndBeer.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/UVandSimona.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood_alt.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Ultra-Violence gets another shot at the Blood & Beer Title. "Why?" you might ask. Probably so we can see what Simona's wearing (or, hopefully, not wearing). "Got" Wood changed his image last month but his winning ways seem a constant, now on a seven match undefeated streak.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Jeff McPeterson vs. Harley Neill The Gnarly Heel[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CANeill.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Over the last two months, McPeterson has defeated both JD Morgan and Adam Matravers. The Gnarly Heel is next on his list as he hopes to gain another victory over The 21st Century Alliance and progress to another title match with "The Tower Of London". But, of course, the master of the East End Piledriver will be one hell of a challenge as Nova's recruits look to re-establish their dominance after a relatively poor performance at Mean As A Thistle![/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]"Crystal Palace" Match for the MoSC UK Championship[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]The Landlord vs. Danny Patterson(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ExecutiveLandlord.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPattersonandGarcia.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]"Mr Right Down The Middle" Mark Moore has drafted this rematch for the UK Championship in view of the controversial circumstances surrounding Patterson's last defence. We know what you're thinking: "What the hell is a Crystal Palace Match?" Well, we don't know either but it's sure to be a measure to even the odds for "The Executive's Representative".[/SIZE] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All predictions welcomed.[/CENTER]

[Midnightnick]

Buff Martinez vs. [B]Adam Matravers[/B] [I]Bah, Plumridge-Whipped or Barcelona Bull****? I go with Plumridge-Whipped.[/I] [B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs. Byron [I]Why do you make me choose between the two? The Welsh play mean rugby. Go JONESSSSSSSSSSSSS.[/I] Ultra-Violence vs.[B] Larry Wood[/B] [I]Like Ultra-Vomit could top Wood.[/I] Jeff McPeterson vs. [B]Harley Neill[/B] [I]Warrior's boy's luck is bound to run out.[/I] [B]The Landlord [/B]vs. Danny Patterson [I]Show The Tower his eviction notice from the Pub that Hardcore Built.[/I]

[kowalewski]

Buff Martinez vs. [B]Adam Matravers[/B] [B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs. Byron Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] [B]Jeff McPeterson[/B] vs. Harley Neill The Landlord vs. [B]Danny Patterson[/B]

[Prophet]

Buff Martinez vs. [B]Adam Matravers[/B] [I]I learned my lesson from last time.[/I] [B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs. Byron [I]Poor Lord Byron.[/I] [B]Ultra-Violence[/B] vs. Larry Wood [I]Upset pick! Besides, if UV wins, it means more Simona! Surprisingly, that sounds more perverse when you can read it ...[/I] [B]Jeff McPeterson[/B] vs. Harley Neill [I]Isn't it contracted that a McPeterson wins every show? No Warrior = Jeff's win![/I] [B]The Landlord[/B] vs. Danny Patterson [I]The guy's handpicked ... he can't lose twice in a row, can he?[/I]

[Regis]

Buff Martinez vs. [B]Adam Matravers[/B] [I]Oh, that poor Buff. It's not his fault he was born foreign.[/I] [B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs. Byron [I]One is a mincing fairy. One is Welsh, but we don't hold it against him. Together, they fight crime![/I] Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] [I]Silly, silly Ultra-Violence. He may die accidentally, and then where would we be?[/I] [B]Jeff McPeterson[/B] vs. Harley Neill [I]The C0ckney Rebel isn't going to stop the young McPeterson's Reign Of Terror![/I] The Landlord vs. [B]Danny Patterson[/B] [I]Not losing after two defences. I foresee some terrible, terrible clusterf*ck.[/I]

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Regis;479091][B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs. Byron [I]One is a mincing fairy. One is Welsh, but we don't hold it against him. Together, they fight crime![/I][/QUOTE] Possibly the greatest gimmick for a British cartoon ever! Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Marcel Fromage]

Buff Martinez vs. [B]Adam Matravers[/B] [I]I feel I have to support 21CW a little right now![/I] [B]Kevin Jones [/B]vs. Byron [I]Must write down that cartoon team idea for my diary. Jones to win, though I do like Byron. Not in that way.[/I] Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] [I]Ultra Violence can't actually win a match, surely. It's much more fun seeing Simona get spanked.[/I] [B]Jeff McPeterson[/B] vs. Harley Neill [I]Think I have to go with the McPeterson here. As has been said - a McPeterson has to win on each show surely.[/I] [B]The Landlord [/B]vs. Danny Patterson [I]A Crystal Palace match - Let's see. That suggests a perfectly normal match with a decision that causes the manager to complain bitterly about it afterwards. So with that logic in place, I'll go with Landlord![/I]