MoSC: The Worst Of British Wrestling

[Nevermore]

Nice to have you on-bard, Marcel... ya traitorous, backstabbing bastard :p. Any other predictions to come in? I note some regulars haven't posted yet. So, if you want to better your positions on the fancy new leaderboard (scheduled to be updated the show after this one), send 'em in. I plan to have the show up tonight and probably the next one up tommorrow. Not only do I want to catch up with where I am in-game ('cos some cool stuuf is happening), I aos wanna get back cracking on Worldwide. Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Wallbanger]

Buff Martinez vs. [B]Adam Matravers[/B] [B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs. Byron Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] [B]Jeff McPeterson[/B] vs. Harley Neill The Landlord vs. [B]Danny Patterson[/B] --- [I]"SIMONA, WOAH-OH-OH-OH SIMONA, WOAH-OH-OH-OH SPANK HER REALLY GOOD, SPANK HER WITH SOME WOOD!"[/I]

[Nevermore]

...and 'Banger storms into the lead on the One-Off Genius front :D. Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Regis]

[QUOTE=Nevermore;479227]Possibly the greatest gimmick for a British cartoon ever! Quote The Raven Nevermore[/QUOTE] Visit [url]www.theyfightcrime.org[/url], for all your tag team needs! Seriously.

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE]He's a scarfaced one-eyed pirate on a mission from God. She's a ditzy renegade stripper with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime![/QUOTE] Awesome! When Hugh de Aske debuts, I'm teaming him with Simona! Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCint.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Friday, week 2, August[/B] Live in front of 202 fans at the "Phoneix Nights" Men's Working Club [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MannyMorhan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPag.jpg[/IMG] [B]Manny:[/B] Hello wrestling fans. Allow me to, once again, welcome you to the Combat Zone. Tonight's action is set to... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?! [B]Pag:[/B] A 21st Century Alliance tie. Warrior said pick sides; I picked mine. [B]Manny:[/B] I am ashamed to be sitting next to you. [B]Pag:[/B] At first, Manny, all people are ashamed of trendsetters. Look at Jesus: he was crucified. [B]Manny:[/B] I'm sorry, did you just compare yourself to Jesus? [B]Pag:[/B] Absolutely, only I'm standing up for something far more important! Although, knowing these fans, if I make it out of here alive, it'll be a miracle! [B]Manny:[/B] A miracle and a damn shame! [B]Pag:[/B] Cold, Manny, very cold! [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BuffMartinez.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMatravers.jpg[/IMG] Martinez comes out swinging, clearly determined to make amends for his loss to the 21CA last month. However, Matravers looks equally keen to get back to winning ways. The poncho clad guy in the second row in the second row seems strongly in the camp of "The Bull", most likely figuring that Spanish is as near to Mexican as he's gonna get. The match is pretty even but Matravers maintains a slight degree of control. That is until Martinez picks up the advantage in the sixth minute, reversing a Huricana into a Powerbomb. "The Bull" stalks Matravers, waiting for him to stand for the El K.O. However, the fan in a hoodie from last week jumps the barrier again. He jumps onto the apron and, as Martinez turns to face him, the Spaniard is nailed with a haymaker. [B]Manny:[/B] Who the hell is that guy? [B]Pag:[/B] I dunno but he decked that filty Spaniard. So, it's all good in my book! Martinez staggers round into a Neckbreaker from Matravers, who promplty heads up top. Mile High Moonsault! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D- [B]Manny:[/B] Damn it! Martinez was screwed! [B]Pag:[/B] hey, we screwed 'em in the civil war, we screwed 'em in the Caribbean colonial battles! It's just history repeating itself. [B]Manny:[/B] You do realise he's only half Spanish. [B]Pag:[/B] Half Spanish and fully pathetic! [I]Matravers gives the hooded figure an appreciative nod as he slips back into the crowd.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/KevinJones.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/Byron.jpg[/IMG] Byron struts his way to the ring in his needlessly sequined threads; diametrically opposed to the all-business Jones. "The Welsh Special" proves emphatically that his recent losses are due solely to the underhanded tactics of The Alliance. He wins with his Belly-To-Belly Suplex at 6:17. [B]Match Rating:[/B] D- [CENTER]"Mr Right Down The Middle" Mark Moore strides down to the ring. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MarkMoore.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Moore:[/B] I'm Mark Moore and I call it how I see it. And, the way I see it, we need a way of stopping those 21st Century rats from interfering in tonight's title match. That is why I have devised these stipulations. You see, I grew up in Crystal Palace and it's after that neck of the woods that I name my new invention, "Mark Moore's Crystal Palace". Each side of the apron will have a pane of glass positioned on it, serving to keep out all interference. Before the glass is put in place, the ring will be filled with wepaons, namely fluorescent light tubes. Hence the name... the shattered glass should make the ring look all crystal and pretty! [B]Manny:[/B] That should be brutal! [B]Pag:[/B] Is he insane? these are human bodies... [B]Manny:[/B] ...and this is the combat zone! [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_BloodAndBeer.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/UVandSimona.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood.jpg[/IMG] The match is a straight-out beating from start to finish. The only instant when UV looks remotely capable of getting the win is when Simona lowblows Wood from behind. However, Wood seems unaffected as Simona cradles her hand which has clearly been badly hurt. [B]Manny:[/B] Ha, he's got wood! [I]"HE'S GOT WOOD! HE'S GOT WOOD!"[/I] Wood then grabs Simona by the hair in one hand and, with his other, retrieves hi 2x4. [I]The biker in the front row stands. "Simona, woah-oh-oh-oh Simona, woah-oh-oh-oh Spank her really good Spank her with some wood!" Soon, the whole crowd is in on the act. "SIMONA, WOAH-OH-OH-OH SIMONA, WOAH-OH-OH-OH SPANK HER REALLY GOOD, SPANK HER WITH SOME WOOD!"[/I] Wood duly obliges, punishing Simona with his plank of wood (what a euphamism!). He chucks her away as UV approaches. He whips his opponent to the ropes. Running Big Foot! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] E+ [CENTER][I]The 21st Century Alliance is backstage.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMatravers.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMorgan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAGarcia.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPatterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CANeill.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Garcia:[/B] We gave you blood-thirsty reprobates a choice last month. We gave you a get-out clause but you just wouldn't take it, would you? [B]Neill:[/B] Ya see warrior, me ol' Empire State, you proved what an Elephant and Castle you are last George Michael. You could have had the sweet bees and honey but your Zeta Jones got the best of ya, eh? [B]Garcia:[/B] Well, no more! This takeover will progress without a hitch from here. And, as far as you're concerned, Landlord and Emma Evans, we don't care who's officially in charge, our dominance will not be challenged and that TV contract will be coming back to London with us along with this title! [B]Neill:[/B] Oh, and Jeffery, ya little biscuit, you may have got some drawing pins over my chinas but tonight, when I come to the John, my Oliver Twist is gonna kick ya Khyber, see? [B]Manny:[/B] Err... did you understand that? [B]Pag:[/B] Every word. [B]Manny:[/B] I think I'm gonna have to invest in a c0ckney rhyming slang dictionary. [B]Pag:[/B] ...or just grow a penis and learn it. [B]Manny:[/B] How pleasant. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CANeillandGarcia.jpg[/IMG] The match is a very even contest in which neither man sees a particular advantage. In the twelfth minute, Randy Garcia jumps onto the apron. He goes to nail McPeterson with his gavel. However, the Scot ducks and the gavel hits Neill. The Streetfighter then throws The Gnarly Heel over the ropes on top of Garcia. He runs and rebounds of the ropes... ...Sommersault Plancha onto both men! [B]Pag:[/B] Get up, you ejits! McPeterson rolls Neill back in for the Scottish Pancake! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D [I]McPeterson makes a quick escape before any reprocussions can occur. Meanwhile, Danny patterson heads to the ring as it is filled with Weapons. The Landlord soon follows suit and the panes of glass are put in place.[/I] [B][COLOR="Red"]Crystal Palace Match[/COLOR][/B] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ExecutiveLandlord.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPatterson.jpg[/IMG] The match is a brutal bloodbath as both men beat the crap out of each other with whatever they can find. Chairs... kendo sticks... golf clubs... and, of course, light tubes. By the tenth minute, The Landlord has gained control as the 21st Century Alliance head down to ringside looking distraught. [B]Manny:[/B] There's nothing they can do! They can't get in the ring! [B]Pag:[/B] This is ridiculous. Landlord boots Patterson in the stomach looking for the Last Orders (Stunner). However, as he turns, "The Tower Of London" pushes him forward with all his might. The Landlord goes flying headfirst straight through the pane of glass. Shards fly everywhere. [B]Manny:[/B] Jesus! [B]Pag:[/B] Sweet! The 21CA seize their opportunity to lay in the boots on teh outside. Neill even goes so far as to hit the East End Piledriver on the concrete. An unconscious Landlord is rolled back in... ...Chokeslam! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D+ [I]After the bell, The Alliance lay a vicious assault on "The Executive's Representative".[/I] [CENTER][I]However, three prominent Men Of Steel Storm the ring.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/TheHighlandWarrior2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/KevinJones.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Jones and the McPetersons take the fight right to the 21st Century Alliance. Scottish Pancake to Matravers! Highland Fling to Morgan! The Alliance decide to flee rather than fight.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Those cowards! [B]Pag:[/B] It wasn't a fair fight! [B]Manny:[/B] Damn right, they even had a man advantage! [I]The internet feed cuts out as the Men Of Steel celebrate for the loyal fanbase.[/I] [SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="Red"]Show Rating:[/COLOR][/B] D+[/SIZE]

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/logoletters.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="7"][B]Presents...[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/WACGD.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="4"]Larry "Got" Wood defends his Blood & Beer Title[/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_BloodAndBeer.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Larry Wood is one of the most dominant champions ever seen in MoSC. So far, he has racked up eight wins in an impressive winning streak, six of them successful Blood & Beer Title defences. Now, as we understand "another wild man" has laid down the challenge to Wood, saying that he's not the only crazy brawler who can impress.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Ripper LeStat vs. Ultra-Violence[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/RipperLeStat.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/UVandSimona.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Unlike Larry Wood, Ultra-Violence is on a somewhat less impressive eight match losing streak. He seeks to end it here against the returning Ripper LeStat, a former Tag Team Champion with the wrestler formerly known as The Juicer.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Buff "The Bull" Martinez vs. JD "Boring" Morgan[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BuffMartinez.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMorgan.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Buff has now lost two consecutive matches to members of the 21st Century Alliance. He seeks to end the run of bad form this month against "The 21st Century's Most Boring Star".[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]"The Welsh Special" Kevin Jones vs. "Mile High" Adam Matravers[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/KevinJones.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMatravers.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]After last month's mass brawl, the new man in charge, Mark Moore, has drafted another two inter-promotional matches. The first of which sees "The Welsh Special" take on "Mile High Matravers". After his recent victory over Buff "The Bull" Martinez, Matravers certainly has momentum on his side. However, since returning after his recovery from the beating he took in the barbed wire match, Kevin Jones has looked sharp. He beat "Lord" Byron convincingly last month and will now aim to prove to "The Alliance" that their war is far from over![/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]MoSC UK Championship Match[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Jeffery McPeterson vs. Danny Patterson(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPattersonandGarcia.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Jeff McPeterson has systematically seen off the 21st Century Alliance, one member at a time. the only man left in his crosshairs is the 7'0" behemoth known as "The Tower Of London"... and, this time, it's for the title! This rematch from When Two Scones Make A Fight will not be for the faint of heart![/SIZE] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All predictions welcomed.[/CENTER]

[Midnightnick]

[B]Larry Wood[/B] vs ??? [I]Kick His Head Off *clapclapclap*[/I] [B]Ripper LeStat[/B] vs. Ultra-Violence [I]Now. Rip His Head Off. [/I] Buff Martinez vs.[B] JD Morgan[/B] [I]Bore our Heads Off.[/I] [B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs Adam Matravers [I]JONNNNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS[/I] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Danny Patterson[/B] [I] It's still Patterson man.[/I]

[Prophet]

[B]Larry Wood[/B] vs ??? [I]When in doubt, go for wood![/I] Ripper LeStat vs. [B]Ultra-Violence[/B] [I]I'm gonna end up being the only UV fan in the crowd. "Ultra-Violence! *Clap, clap, clap-clap ...* why are you hitting me?!" :p[/I] Buff Martinez vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [I]Poor Buff, bored2sleep.[/I] [B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs Adam Matravers [I]A mile high belly to belly for the victory.[/I] [B]Jeffery McPeterson[/B] vs. Danny Patterson [I]If I don't pick Jeff, I look like a fool, considering my contract statement of a McPeterson winning every event. lol[/I]

[Wallbanger]

[B]Larry Wood[/B] vs ??? [B]Ripper LeStat[/B] vs. Ultra-Violence Buff Martinez vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs Adam Matravers Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Danny Patterson[/B]

[kowalewski]

[B]Larry Wood[/B] vs ??? [B]Ripper LeStat[/B] vs. Ultra-Violence Buff Martinez vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs Adam Matravers Jeffery McPeterson vs. Danny Patterson - Draw

[Actarus]

[B]Larry Wood [/B]vs ??? Ripper LeStat vs. [B]Ultra-Violence[/B] Buff Martinez vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [B]Kevin Jones [/B]vs Adam Matravers Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Danny Patterson[/B]

[Marcel Fromage]

[B]Larry Wood [/B]vs ??? [I]Wood continues the almighty push right into the main event[/I] [B]Ripper LeStat [/B]vs. Ultra-Violence [I]Both of these are similar - hardcore guys who lack fundamentals. Which one has more promise? Which has more overness right now? I'll go Ripper.[/I] Buff Martinez vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [I]It's good to see someone using actual technical skill getting wins in MOSC, so I'll go with JD. Buff is turning into a bit of a job merchant right now.[/I] [B]Kevin Jones [/B]vs Adam Matravers [I]Jones continues to defend the honour of MOSC. I'm guessing Matravers is still under 21CW contract, probably unlike the other guys in the 21CA, and so I'd be surprised if you wanted to really push him, as that would boost the competition.[/I] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Danny Patterson[/B] [I]I'll go with Patterson to retain, despite the McPetersons therefore going home winless for once[/I]

[Richyg]

[B]Larry Wood[/B] vs ??? [B]Ripper LeStat [/B]vs. Ultra-Violence Buff Martinez vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] Kevin Jones vs [B]Adam Matravers[/B] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Danny Patterson[/B]

[Regis]

[B]Larry Wood[/B] vs ??? [I]That nice mister Wood won't start losing to just anybody![/I] [B]Ripper LeStat[/B] vs. Ultra-Violence [I]Poor young fool. Shouldn't he still be in school?[/I] Buff Martinez vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [I]Those nasty 21st Century men won't be stopped by a pretty Spanish nancy![/I] [B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs Adam Matravers [I]Nobody stops Kevin Jones. He's got rugby in his veins![/I] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Danny Patterson[/B] [I]Poor Mister Warrior's son! They'll cheat him so horribly.[/I]

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=Regis;479609] [I]That nice mister Wood won't start losing to just anybody![/I] [/QUOTE] [CENTER]LARRY WOOD 4 ELSIE[/CENTER] YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE.

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Marcel Fromage;479598] [B]Kevin Jones [/B]vs Adam Matravers [I]Jones continues to defend the honour of MOSC. I'm guessing Matravers is still under 21CW contract, probably unlike the other guys in the 21CA, and so I'd be surprised if you wanted to really push him, as that would boost the competition.[/I][/QUOTE] He's not. We're at war with 21CW and, thus, don't share talent. They dropped him when he toured Japan... which has helped me out on so many levels! As you'll see in the coming shows. [QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;479636][CENTER]LARRY WOOD 4 ELSIE[/CENTER] YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE.[/QUOTE] Eeeew. Hairy old lady babies... Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=Nevermore;479657] Eeeew. Hairy old lady babies... Quote The Raven Nevermore[/QUOTE] Now, be fair. I didn't say it was pretty.

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCint.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Friday, week 2, September[/B] Live in front of 198 fans at the "Phoneix Nights" Men's Working Club [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MannyMorhan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPag.jpg[/IMG] [B]Manny:[/B] Hello wrestling fans. Allow me to, once again, welcome you to the Combat Zone. I'm Manny Morhan alongside the biggest disgrace known to British commentating. [B]Pag:[/B] Better a disgrace than an ugly face. [B]Manny:[/B] I say, how witty... Tonight's action kicks off as Larry Wood defends his Blood & Beer Title against someone who has been billed as "Another Wild Man". [B]Pag:[/B] Well, he's gotta be better than a Canadian. [B]Manny:[/B] Let's find out. [I]Larry Wood's voice bellows over the PA.[/I] [B]Wood:[/B] What do you want? [I]"WOOD!"[/I] [B]Wood:[/B] What do you need? [I]"WOOD!"[/I] [B]Wood:[/B] What do I have?! [I]"WOOOOOOD!" Larry bursts his way through the curtain and strides his way to the ring, pumping his 2x4 in the air.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] What a brilliant new entrance. [B]Pag:[/B] Brilliant?! I thought you said I was childish... [I]Pag feins a dim-witted voice.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Hey cool, let's all shout out "wood" 'cos it means... [B]Manny:[/B] Don't ruin it! [I]As Wood awaits his opponent, monkey noises resonate around the club.[/I] [CENTER][I]The fans are on their feet before he's even fully through the curtain.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JungleJack.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Manny:[/B] My god, it's Jungle Jack! Jungle Jack is here! [B]Pag:[/B] Oh god... not an American... anything but a f**king American! [B]Manny:[/B] How about a Canadian? [B]Pag:[/B] Why must you taunt me Manny? This is cruel and inhumane! [B]Manny:[/B] If it's any consellation, he's billed to come from the Borneo Rainforest. [B]Pag:[/B] It's not. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_BloodAndBeer.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JungleJack.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood.jpg[/IMG] The two men go nose to nose in the centre of the ring as the crowd awaits a titanic brawl. Jack snorts; Larry spits. Larry snarls; Jack scowls. Right hand from Larry that sends Jack staggering backwards. Jack shakes off the cobwebs and returns the favour. Wood is completely unaffected. Jack tries again... still no effect. A third time but, this time, the pullback is longer. Wood starts to topple. Another shot sends him down to one knee... ...and a final haymaker lays him out. [B]Manny:[/B] My god! He's down! Jungle Jack is the first man to floor Larry Wood. Jack makes the cover. 1...2... Wood powers out, launching his opponent halfway across the ring. The match continues as a chaotic brawl. [B]Pag:[/B] This is insane! By the fourth minute, the fight has spilled outside and over the guardrail as the two men battle it out in the crowd. They trade chair shots as they make their way to the bar. Jack grabs Larry by the hair and slams his head face-first into the bar-counter. He takes the opportunity for refreshments. [B]Jack:[/B] Jack thirsty... you have Um Bongo? [B]Barkeep:[/B] Um Bongo?! [B]Jack:[/B] They drink it in The Congo... The distraction proves enough for Larry Wood to blast Jack in the back with a folding chair. Wood then drags him onto the bar. DDT off the bar and onto the concrete! [B]Manny:[/B] My god! Jack is out! Jack is out! [B]Pag:[/B] But he's gotta drag his sorry carcass back to the ring! Wood looks at the ring, contemplating the long trek back. However, referee, Scotty Gregory, tells him to maker the cover. [B]Manny:[/B] Scotty's making it falls count anywhere! Wood covers. 1...2... Kickout! [B]Manny:[/B] Jack is not dead! [B]Pag:[/B] I dunno, Manny. The chances of him winning this are pretty slim. The two men trade blows as Jack makes his way back to standing. Wood whips Jack into the bar. He charges at him... Running Big Foot... NO! Jack ducks underneath, and as Wood turns, boots him in the gut. He puts Wood's head under his arm. [B]Manny:[/B] Here we go... the Jungle Jackhammer! [B]Pag:[/B] Surely he can't lift him! He gets him up... Jungle Jackhammer! [B]Manny:[/B] My god! We have a new champion! 1...2... Kickout! [B]Pag:[/B] I feel knackered just watching this! The two men, again, fight their way back to standing, brawling their way back to the ring. When they reach the guardrail, Wood unceremoniously dumps Jack over it and, as Larry climbs over, Jack throws a chair in his face. [B]Manny:[/B] Their gonna kill each other. They brawl theior way back into the ring until Jack manages to force Wood onto his knees. He backs away and rebounds off the ropes, looking for a Roaring Elbow. However, Larry Wood gets to his feet and catches Jack out... Running Big Foot! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D [B]Manny:[/B] What a match! [CENTER][I]One fan stands up as he applauds.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BeastBantom.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Pag:[/B] Hey, check it out! It's Martyn Staddon! [B]Manny:[/B] he must be a combat fan! [CENTER][I]As both men lay exhausted in the ring, Harley Neill and Randy Garcia run to the ring.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CANeillandGarcia.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]The Gnarly Heel grabs a chair from ringside, enters and begins to lay the steel into Larry Wood.[/I] [B]Garcia:[/B] I've got some news for you, Larry. The 21st Century Alliance is looking to consolidate its power by capturing all the titles in this pisshole. You, son, being the Blood & Beer Champ, just happen to be in the way! [I]The assault continues as Jungle Jack gets to his feet. Jack approaches Neill and asks for the chair.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] What the hell? [B]Pag:[/B] Jack wants to hit Wood! [I]Neill obliges and Jack takes the chair. He points at Wood and swings the chair high over his head... ...turns and blast Harley Neill![/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Yes! Take that Alliance! [I]Garcia darts out of the ring and drags Neill with him as Jungle Jack helps Larry Wood to his feet. The crowd applauds as the two wildmen shake hands.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] My god, an unholy alliance between Canada and the US?! I think I'm gonna throw up. [B]Manny:[/B] Well, at least leave the announce table, huh? [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/RipperLeStat.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/UVandSimona.jpg[/IMG] The match kicks off with UV caning Ripper over the head several times. It's not long before Colourful Jesus is leading the chant. [I]"ULTRA VOMIT!" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap*[/I] In equally short time, LeStat has ripped the cane out of UV's hands and thrown it to ringside. However, despite only hiring LeStat after his basics increased, he still receives a less than welcome reaction. Despite this, from here on, LeStat lays a beatdown on Ultra-Violence. Simona distracts Ripper from the assault, though, by jumping on the apron. Ripper approaches her and stares at her neck. [B]Manny:[/B] Simona's about to be bitten. [B]Pag:[/B] Watch out! You don't know where he's been! [B]Manny:[/B] The same could be said for her. However, UV stops LeStat, cracking him in the back of the head with a caneshot. LeStat Turns and, without hesitation, delivers the Choke Bomb. 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] F+ [CENTER][I]Jeff McPeterson is backstage for a shoot promo.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]McPeterson:[/B] Hey, Danny, over the last three months, I've seen off every one of your allies, one-by-one. So, there's only one obstacle left before I topple the 21st Century Alliance... you. You may be seven foot, four hundred pounds but I ain't backin' down! So, when we step in that ring tonight, get ready to head back to London and tell that sell-out Nova that you got beat by a kid half your size! [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BuffMartinez.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMorgan.jpg[/IMG] Martinez comes out looking to fight but Morgan has other ideas, immediately pulling off the go-behind and locking in the Sleeper Hold. [I]"BOOOORRRRING! BOOOORRRRING!"[/I] JD continues to control the match with a series of rest holds. In the seventh minute, he forces Martinez to tap to the Cross Atlantic Stretch. [B]Match Rating:[/B] E+ [I]After the match, Morgan continues to wrench Martinez's back in the hold. Scotty Gregory calls for him to break it up, which he eventually does but not until leaving the Spaniard in agony.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/KevinJones.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMatravers.jpg[/IMG] Matravers puts up a good fight in this match but there is no doubt that "The Welsh Special" is determined to get the victory. In the tenth minute, Matravers ducks out to the apron for a Springboard Cloithesline. But Jones catches him in mid-air... ...Belly-To-Belly Suplex! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D [I]After the match, as Jones celebrates, Matravers grabs a chair from ringside and blindsides "The Welsh Special". An assault with the steel follows.[/I] [CENTER][I]That is until an unscheduled appearance is made.[/I] [/CENTER] [B]Manny:[/B] It's The Landlord! The Landlord is here! [B]Pag:[/B] Why? He's not on the card! [B]Manny:[/B] Well, Emma Evans said The Executive represented objectivity. He's clearly here to even the odds. [I]The Landlord slides into the ring, turns Matravers around and hits The Last Orders![/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, come on! [I]As The Landlord lays the boots into "The Mile High Superstar" and the fans cheer, Jones makes it to his feet. The Landlord turns and he and Jones stare one another. Jones offers his hand... ...Last Orders![/I] [B]Manny:[/B] What the hell?! [B]Pag:[/B] That's objectivity for ya, Manny. What's good for the goose... [CENTER][I]Bagpipes blare throughout the arena.[/I] [/CENTER] [I]As the fans erupts, Warrior sprints to the ring, his flabby man breasts swaying as he runs.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] It's The Warrior! [B]Pag:[/B] The man with the biggest breasts in pro wrestling! [B]Manny:[/B] You're an arse! [B]Pag:[/B] But, seriously, whose are bigger, d'ya reckon? His or Emma Evans'? [I]Warrior immediatley lands several blows to the Landlord and backs him to the ropes. He whips him and on the rebound hits the Big Boot. Landlord staggers to his feet. Highland Fling![/I] [B]Manny:[/B] HIGHLAND FLING! HIGHLAND FLING! [B]Pag:[/B] Don't you ever get tired of that. [B]Manny:[/B] Why would I? [B]Pag:[/B] Moron... [B]Manny:[/B] MORHAN! [I]Warrior picks up a microphone as the fans scream out. "WARRIOR! WARRIOR! WARRIOR!"[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] I told ya wee bastard, I told e'eryone. You either be with us or agin us! And an enemy of my enemy don't make ya no damn friend o' mine! As far as I'm concerned, ya fookin' sassy's can piss off back where ya come from. The combat zone belongs to the Men Of Steel! [I]"MEN OF STEEL! MEN OF STEEL!" The Highland Warrior helps up Kevin Jones and the two men walk to the back to the fans' applause.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPattersonandGarcia.jpg[/IMG] McPeterson comes out looking set to complete his grandslam over the 21st Century Alliance. However, if the sheer size of "The Tower Of London" isn't enough to contend with, Garcia's constant interference makes life for him even more difficult. He decides to adopt an aerial strategy and, after driving Patterson through the ropes with a chair shot, he backs off for the diving attack. Nuclear Warhead Plancha! No! Patterson catches him and follows through into a Powerslam on the concrete. He is rolled back in. Patterson whips him to the ropes, clearly looking for a power move. However, McPeterson slips between his legs and dropkicks him in the back, again, drovong him through the ropes. As Patterson's fall sends him colliding into the guard rail, he is met with a Sommersault Plancha! [I]"Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t!"[/I] Garcia approaches to distract McPeterson but suffers the Scottish Pancake on the concrete. [I]"OLE, OLE, OLE RANDY GARCIA IS GAY!"[/I] McPeterson uses all his might to roll the man mountain that is Patterson back into the ring. He climbs up top. [B]Manny:[/B] The Streetfighter is looking for something big! [B]Pag:[/B] Get up Danny! The fan in the hoodie once more emerges from the crowd. He gets onto the apron and shoves McPeterson off the turnbuckle much to the crowd's ire. The fan enters and hits the Sit-Out Powerbomb on McPeterson. [B]Manny:[/B] What the hell?! Who is that? [CENTER][I]The fan throws his hood back[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATreason.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Manny:[/B] Is that? [B]Pag:[/B] It is! It's the DJ! Patterson comes to as "The DJ" picks up McPeterson. CHOKESLAM! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D [B]Manny:[/B] How many times is Patterson gonna be saved by interference. [B]Pag:[/B] Well, if you think about it, Manny, there's still a fair bit of the 21st Century roster to debut. [B]Manny:[/B] Oh god. [I]"The DJ" picks up a microphone.[/I] [B]DJ:[/B] Wagwan, bitches?! [I]Boo! Hiss! "You nasty young man!"[/I] [B]DJ:[/B] That's right, it's me DJ-Mothaf**kin'-Treason back in the combat zone. I sold you bitches out last year and had a whole load o' damn fun doin' it. So, when my main brotha, Nova, said "Hey, DJ, playa, ya wanna go and kick some Northern ass?", I said "Hell, yeah, motha f**ker, hell f**kin' yeah!". [B]Pag:[/B] Hell yeah! [B]Manny:[/B] Shut up! [B]DJ:[/B] Hey, Jeff, ya bitch-dawg, you just learned what happens to any brotha dumb enough to f**k wit' the 21st Century Alliance... you get punk'd by DJ Treason and his Sell-Out Powerbomb! [CENTER][I]Emma Evans appears at the entrance-way to the innevitable wolf whistles.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ExecutiveEvans.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]"DOUBLE E!"[/I] [I]"DOUBLE Ds!"[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] Congratulations, Danny, you retained your title again... through blatant interference. [I]Patterson shouts profanities up the aisle-way.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] ...and same to you, Jay B. You've succesfully parodied a 21st Century sellout. [B]DJ:[/B] Who the f**k's this Jay B, bitch? I is DJ Treason! [B]Evans:[/B] Whatever, hun. Anyway, I'm just out here to deliver a message. My boss, The Executive, is getting pretty sick of seeing you cheat your way through the roster as champion, Danny. So, he says, next month, he's coming to kick your arse personally! [B]Manny:[/B] Personally?! He must be a wrestler! [B]Pag:[/B] No sh*t, Sherlock! [I]The internet feed cuts out as Emma Evans heads to the back.[/I] [SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="Red"]Show Rating:[/COLOR][/B] D[/SIZE]

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[CENTER][SIZE=6][U]The "Worst of British Wrestling" Leaderboard[/U][/SIZE][/CENTER] The order of the leaderboard is decided by the following criteria in the specified order of importance: [LIST=1] [*][B]Overall number of correct predictions[/B]. This gives a certain advantage to regular predicters over one-hit-wonders. However, it means that the woefully inept will not top the table regardless of how many times they predict :p. [*][B]Percentage[/B]. This will, rightfully put someone who gets 10/10 ahead of someone who gets 10/600. [*][B]One-off genius[/B]. If you happen to be equal on correct predictions and percentage with someone else, there is something that can give you the advantage: a great idea. Therefore, if you've suggested a cool little booking quirk or a new chant that I like, you'll receive preference. [*][B]How much I like you[/B]. If you are equal on correct predictions and percentage with someone else and point 4 does not apply, I will consider if you've criticised my booking or, perhaps, if you'd called a swerve that I didn't want you to see coming. Who ever said life was fair :D? [*][B]Alphabetical order[/B]. If you are equal on correct predictions and percentage with someone else and neither point 4 or point 5 apply, you'll be judged based on the spelling of your username.[/LIST]

[CENTER][B][SIZE=6]Predictions Leaderboard[/SIZE][/B][/CENTER]
[SIZE=3][B][CENTER]Position[/CENTER] [/B][/SIZE]	[SIZE=3][B][CENTER]Combat Fan[/CENTER] [/B][/SIZE]	[SIZE=3][B][CENTER]Shows Predicted On[/CENTER] [/B][/SIZE]	[SIZE=3][B][CENTER]Correct Predictions[/CENTER] [/B][/SIZE]	[SIZE=3][B][CENTER]Overall Predictions[/CENTER] [/B][/SIZE]	[SIZE=3][B][CENTER]Overall Tally[/CENTER] [/B][/SIZE]	[SIZE=3][B][CENTER]Percentage Correct (%)[/CENTER] [/B][/SIZE]
[B][CENTER]1. ^[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]'Banger[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]9[/CENTER]	[CENTER]38[/CENTER]	[CENTER]45[/CENTER]	[CENTER]38/45[/CENTER]	[CENTER]84.4[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]2. -[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Midnightnick[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]9[/CENTER]	[CENTER]37[/CENTER]	[CENTER]45[/CENTER]	[CENTER]25/30[/CENTER]	[CENTER]82.2[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]3. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Actarus[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]8[/CENTER]	[CENTER]34[/CENTER]	[CENTER]40[/CENTER]	[CENTER]34/40[/CENTER]	[CENTER]85[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]4. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Regis[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]9[/CENTER]	[CENTER]32[/CENTER]	[CENTER]35[/CENTER]	[CENTER]32/35[/CENTER]	[CENTER]91.4[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]5. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Apu[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]7[/CENTER]	[CENTER]31[/CENTER]	[CENTER]35[/CENTER]	[CENTER]31/35[/CENTER]	[CENTER]86.6[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]6. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Smurphy[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]6[/CENTER]	[CENTER]22[/CENTER]	[CENTER]30[/CENTER]	[CENTER]22/30[/CENTER]	[CENTER]73.3[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]7. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]1PWFan[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]21[/CENTER]	[CENTER]25[/CENTER]	[CENTER]21/25[/CENTER]	[CENTER]84[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]8. ^[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]RichyG[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]17[/CENTER]	[CENTER]25[/CENTER]	[CENTER]17/25[/CENTER]	[CENTER]68[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]9. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]D-Lyrium[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]4[/CENTER]	[CENTER]16[/CENTER]	[CENTER]20[/CENTER]	[CENTER]16/20[/CENTER]	[CENTER]80[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]10. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Nimo[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]4[/CENTER]	[CENTER]15[/CENTER]	[CENTER]20[/CENTER]	[CENTER]15/20[/CENTER]	[CENTER]75[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]11. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Aussie[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]3[/CENTER]	[CENTER]13[/CENTER]	[CENTER]15[/CENTER]	[CENTER]13/15[/CENTER]	[CENTER]86.6[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]11.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Kowalewski[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]3[/CENTER]	[CENTER]13[/CENTER]	[CENTER]15[/CENTER]	[CENTER]13/15[/CENTER]	[CENTER]86.6[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]13 v.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]GDE71[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]3[/CENTER]	[CENTER]12[/CENTER]	[CENTER]15[/CENTER]	[CENTER]12/15[/CENTER]	[CENTER]80[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]14. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Trekkie Monster[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]3[/CENTER]	[CENTER]10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]10/10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]100[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]15. ^[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Bolton[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]2[/CENTER]	[CENTER]9[/CENTER]	[CENTER]10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]9/10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]90[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]15.[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Marcel Fromage[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]2[/CENTER]	[CENTER]9[/CENTER]	[CENTER]10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]9/10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]90[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]15. -[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Trell[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]2[/CENTER]	[CENTER]9[/CENTER]	[CENTER]10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]9/10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]90[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]18. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Masked Propoganda[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]3[/CENTER]	[CENTER]9[/CENTER]	[CENTER]15[/CENTER]	[CENTER]9/15[/CENTER]	[CENTER]60[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]19. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]I.E.R.[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]2[/CENTER]	[CENTER]8[/CENTER]	[CENTER]10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]8/10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]80[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]19. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]soulz[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]2[/CENTER]	[CENTER]8[/CENTER]	[CENTER]10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]8/10[/CENTER]	[CENTER]80[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]21. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Guerrero Fan[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]1[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5/5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]100[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]21. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Josh Rollins[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]1[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5/5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]100[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]21. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Olback[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]1[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5/5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]100[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]21. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Trypio[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]1[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5/5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]100[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]25. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Oregano Jensen[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]1[/CENTER]	[CENTER]3[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]3/5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]60[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]25. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Swanton[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]1[/CENTER]	[CENTER]3[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]3/5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]60[/CENTER]
[B][CENTER]27. v[/CENTER] [/B]	[B][CENTER]Chriswok[/CENTER] [/B]	[CENTER]1[/CENTER]	[CENTER]0[/CENTER]	[CENTER]5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]0/5[/CENTER]	[CENTER]0[/CENTER]

'Banger, as this months leader. You get to choose the entrants into one singles match at the November event [I]St. Andrew's Day Massacre[/I]. They can be any two active members of the roster excluding those on a talent trade contract (i.e. Jungle Jack). Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/logoletters.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="7"][B]Presents...[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/TopScotch.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]Larry "Got" Wood & Jungle Jack vs. The 21st Century Alliance[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JungleJack.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CANeill.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATreason.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]After last month's fantastic match for the Blood & Beer Title, The 21st Century Alliance, namely The Gnarly Heel, made its presence known declaring that, soon, all the titles in the combat zone would belong to the group. Larry Wood was "in the way" and a heinous assault followed. However, Jungle Jack's new respect for Wood inspired him to help the fallen champion and, now, Mark Moore has scheduled this tag team match to settle the issue as The Wildmen take on Harley Neill and DJ Treason.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]"Lord" Byron vs. Arthur T. Turtle[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/Byron.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ArthurTTurtle.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]The arrogant "Lord" Byron returns to action in the combat zone against "The Turtle Package". Neither man has a particularly stellar record, 1-3 and 0-2 respectively. Who will come away with the win here?[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]The Highland Warrior & Kevin Jones vs. Adam Matravers & The Landlord[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/TheHighlandWarrior2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/KevinJones.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMatravers.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ExecutiveLandlord.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]After last week's post-match altercation, this tag team match has been scheduled. The Executive's Landlord and The 21st Century Alliance's Adam Matravers team up in an uneasy partnership in order to combat two diehard men of steel: The Highland Warrior and "The Welsh Special".[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Jeff McPeterson issues an open challenge[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Jeff McPeterson succesfully worked his way through the entire 21st Century Alliance only to be tripped at the last hurdle by the returning DJ Treason. This month, at Top Scotch, he has issued an open challenge to any Alliance member willing to take him on.[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Crystal palace Match for the MoSC UK Championship[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]"The Executive" vs. Danny Patterson(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/executivebg.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPatterson.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Emma Evans made a fleeting but welcome appearance at What A Clan's Gotta Do in order to inform "The Tower Of London" that her boss, "The Executive", is fed up of seeing patterson as champion and plans to dethrone him himself! With no idea as to who the individual is, there is little way of knowing how this will play out. What is certain, however, is that Mark Moore has booked the contest as a Crystal Palace match, revisiting the stipulation that debuted three months ago. With no interference from The Alliance possible, Patterson's job may be a little harder than usual.[/SIZE] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All predictions welcomed.[/CENTER]

[Midnightnick]

Ugh, I retain 2nd place. I must get to 1st Place. I must! [B]Wooden Bananas[/B] vs. 21CA [I]One's got Wood, One's got Ripe Fruit. Together, they are Penis Innuendo.[/I] [B]Byron [/B]vs. Arthur T. Turtle [I]He's going to get Oscar Wilde on Turtle.[/I] [B]The Highland Warrior & Kevin Jones[/B] vs. Adam Matravers & The Landlord [I]One McPeterson wins. (Plus. KEVIN JONESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Rugby Blooded God)[/I] Jeff McPeterson vs. [B]???[/B] [I]One McPeterson loses. Plus. ??? always wins.[/I] [B] The Executive [/B]vs. Danny Patterson [I]It's an executive decision to make Patterson lose.[/I]

[Wallbanger]

[quote=Nevermore;480170]'Banger, as this months leader. You get to choose the entrants into one singles match at the November event [I]St. Andrew's Day Massacre[/I]. They can be any two active members of the roster excluding those on a talent trade contract (i.e. Jungle Jack). Quote The Raven Nevermore[/quote] Simona vs Emma Evans in a Banoffee Pie filling wrestling match? :p (j/k, let me think about it and PM you...)

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Midnightnick;480206][B]Wooden Bananas[/B] vs. 21CA [I]One's got Wood, One's got Ripe Fruit. Together, they are Penis Innuendo.[/I][/QUOTE] If Jack was sticking around long enough, I would so be running with that ;). Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Prophet]

Must make the result chart ... although, I stink out loud at this, so maybe it's better I don't. lol [B]Jack/Wood[/B] vs. 21CA [I]I think this just proves how many possibilities this team has.[/I] [B]Byron[/B] vs. Arthur T. Turtle [I]Byron rebounds, the Turtle skuttles through another beating.[/I] [B]The Highland Warrior & Kevin Jones[/B] vs. Adam Matravers & The Landlord [I]Mile Highland Fling![/I] [B]Jeff McPeterson[/B] vs. ??? [I]Prolly UV coming out to hurt me again ... darn you Ultra Violence! Darn you! *Shakes fist*[/I] The Executive vs. [B]Danny Patterson[/B] [I]Unless the Exec's a lumberjack, I don't see him falling the Tower.[/I]