Destined to Fail 2008

[djthefunkchris]

[QUOTE=edisraw;506312]sorry but, i dont wanna mess around and catch a five knuckle shuffle.[/QUOTE] Just be glad it's not the STFU!

[Blasphemywebleed]

Jimmy the Hardcore Paparazzo vs. [B]Panix Storm[/B] [B] Antithesis of Decency[/B] vs. DJ Storm Dave 'The Snake' vs. [B]Richy G[/B] Odin vs. [B]The Heroes[/B] Mr Canada vs. Yancy [B]Isaac Martin[/B] PRIME TIME GAUNTLET MATCH FOUR Astil vs. [B]Prime Time Players[/B] BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP [B]Prime (c)[/B] vs. George McAllister vs. Gringo vs. 'World Tour' Tyler Idol Can't see me grabbing the title anytime soon. As long as I get to hurt people :D

[Phantom Stranger]

Show should be up either late tonight or during the day tomorrow, gang.

[Phantom Stranger]

[CENTER][B][U]BWA: Second Coming[/U][/B] February 2009 Held at St Luke's Church Torquay [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/davidhallettyoungenglishman.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/emma.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Welcome one and all to the third coming of BWA Second Coming. There've been many who've said we've beaten the odds just to come this far, so perhaps it's fitting that tonight is a night with many matches pitting talented young grapplers against the odds. [B]Emma Whatever:[/B] That's right. The BWA UK Championship is on the line in a four-man match. Last time more than two grapplers faced off for the prize the belt changed hands – Prime's got to feel the odds are against him. [B]YE:[/B] He's not the only one. In a disgusting abuse of the champion's prerogative, Prime is now pitting Astil against all three junior members of his Prime Time Players. The Straight Edge Samurai has an incredibly tough road ahead. And at the same time, more giant odds to be overcome – Odin takes on the Heroes alone. [B]EW:[/B] Yeah. If they had the Percenters alongside 'em the Heroes would nearly have a chance. [B]YE:[/B] That's... one way to look at it. But we're opening tonight with a BWA first and close to a first in professional wrestling as Jimmy the Hardcore Paparazzo has asked for a chance to exhibit his photography. He's already in the ring, as are two covered easels, so let's take a look... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jimmy.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Jimmy:[/B] Dig this, my Hardcore Hero-Worshippers. Dig it well, 'cuz you';re going to see some of the greatest art ever made from violence and war. Forget all those Time front covers. Forget the Illustrated History of War. You suckas get to see the first public step in the evolution of the greatest Parappa the Rapper – uh, Paparazzo – yeah – that the world will ever see. Dig this- [B]EW: [/B]OhmyGod. [B]YE: [/B]He... he actually did a photo study of Dawn Storm hanging from the tree. [B]EW:[/B] I feel sick. [B]Jimmy: [/B]Note how beautifully the rope noose frames her face, highlightin' the Golden Ratio. Beautiful, yeah? The boss's handiwork is just so good... Anyway, next up, there's this lovely action shot... [B]YE:[/B] Jaffa after that horrific beating last month! [B]Jimmy: [/B]And you all thought it got messy. I've tastefully reworked this into a black and white image that brings out the stark, surgical quality of the Doctor's handiwork. It just goes to show how terrifying the Asatru can be... [B]YE:[/B] I recognise that music. [B]EW: [/B]About time too. Panix is back, and he looks pissed. [B]YE:[/B] These two were always scheduled to lock up tonight – looks like we're getting it early! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jimmy.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/panix-1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Panix looks absolutely furious... and still no Dawn at his side! Looks like Odin still has the upper hand as far as the mind games go here. [B]EW: [/B]I don't think it'll matter too much. We've seen that the Asatru tend to stay out during each other's matches. I think Panix is smart enough to get out before the beatdown. [B]YE:[/B] Let's hope so. Dawn's still out there somewhere, and her husband being put into hospital doesn't help anybody. Panix starts out strong here with a clothesline followed by an elbow drop. Hooks in a hammerlock to keep Jimmy on the mat and starts driving knees into his head. Jimmy may be downed at the first hurdle... [B]EW: [/B]Big girl's blouse. [B]YE: [/B]No, it's not that unseemly – Oh, I see. Oh, wait, Jimmy's levering himself up on the other arm – that's got to hurt, with the hammerlock still applied – and he's managed to turn it over! Panix's shoulders are on the mat! One – two – Panix releases the hold to kick out and Jimmy's up first, grounded dropkick knocks the boss to the floor by the head! [B]EW:[/B] He looks like he's looking for a weapon. [B]YE:[/B] Well, he calls himself hardcore. Too bad for him this match isn't a hardcore match, right? Jimmy picks up Panix, looks like he's looking for a suplex – countered to a DDT! Panix covers, one, two – Jimmy gets the shoulder up, but he's got an arm round Panix to hold him down... [B]EW: [/B]Knees to the ribs! [B]YE: [/B]Jimmy keeps fighting and Panix repositions them, putting Jimmy's shoulders to the mat. One – two – three! The knees kept coming and now Panix with a headbutt to break loose and he's out of there! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/antithesis.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DJStorm.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] You could call this the battle of the junior members of each stable. That'd be kind of unfair, though, as both men are touted by their allies as deserving their admission. [B]EW:[/B] ...light beer, man... [B]YE: [/B]You're as bad as Lynch. Storm is unquestionably the smaller man here, but even in his limited showings so far he's shown a speed, balance, and cunning worthy of a man who habitually wins bar fights even after the third bottle of Jack. [B]EW:[/B] You don't sound impressed. [B]YE: [/B]I wonder why? Antithesis calls for a test of strength; Storm responds by dropkicking his knee out from under him. The Percenter catches his ankle as he tries to get clear, though, and this kind of ground game has to favour the bigger, stronger man... [B]EW:[/B] Storm looks to be trying to fight out of it! [B]YE:[/B] Indeed, driving that free heel into Antithesis' forehead repeatedly has broken the hold and Storm rolls to ringside, Antithesis out after him and Storm dives straight back into the ring! He does not want to come into range of the bigger man! [B]EW: [/B]After he felt the Antithesis Driver last month, can you blame him? [B]YE:[/B] Antithesis back in and Storm with something of a buzzsaw kick but it doesn't even faze the biker. Stiff forearm from Antithesis – Irish whip – Storm ducks the clothesline, hits the ropes, and comes back with another dropkick to the knee. Antithesis down but this time only to one knee. The LNO man vaults to the top of the turnbuckle... [B]EW: [/B]He's doing better than I expected! [B]YE:[/B] Antithesis straightening up, his back to Storm. Shakes out the leg. Diving chop block from Storm takes the leg out! Storm in now with a single leg crab... and the Percenter just straightens that injured leg and Storm goes flying! [B]EW:[/B] Facefirst into the turnbuckle! [B]YE:[/B] Antithesis catches him, lifts him up onto the top. The big man favouring that leg now, pauses to shake it out – rake of the eyes by Storm! [B]EW:[/B] Come ON, ref! [B]YE:[/B] Storm off the turnbuckle with a moonsault press but Antithesis catches him! Will – no! His leg holds! Antithesis Driver and that's got to be it... one, two, three! The Percenters win one! [B]EW:[/B] Course they did. The LNO barely got started cheating. [B]YE: [/B]Oh, dear. Looks like here come the four least respected men in wrestling... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/BobbyStPierre.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/themaniac.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/MaxxHero.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/AndrewMcMenamin.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]EW:[/B] Well, last month the One Percenters challenged them for a title shot and they never did get an answer. Maybe this is it. [B]YE:[/B] Antithesis looks ready to hear it, anyway. [B]McMenamin:[/B] Well, I wish I could say it was good to be here, but the fact is the stench of this mass of unwashed, uneducated peons really does mean that, even as I come bearing great news, I cannot say I have any pleasure remaining to me. [B]YE:[/B] *******. [B]EW:[/B] Careful, I think he heard you. [B]McMenamin:[/B] I've always thought, Mr Hallet, that a true young Englishman should be someone our nation can think itself proud of. I do not believe you'd manage that feat for your country even were you Scottish. At any rate, we're not here for you – though I assure you that your name is going onto the list. Mr Maniac, take a note! [B]Maniac:[/B] How'd you spell it? [B]McMenamin:[/B] Let's go with 'microphone-wielding prole.' To business, as I'd rather get back to a much better class of people – I mean, really, I know common prostitutes who demonstrate greater intellect and decency than some of these people. Antithesis – I have a missive for you. Do make sure to carry it back to your classless clientele. [B]Antithesis:[/B] Shoot. [B]McMenamin:[/B] See, he can't even swear properly... In any event, regarding your challenge to our titles. You're more than welcome to take it up. However – it's important that you listen carefully to this part – I lunched yesterday with the chiefs of the Devonshire Athletics Commission, and I had to bring certain facts to their notice. Your clients not only participated in the, ah, 'Biker's Bonfire' unsanctioned match but invented it. It is the judgement of the Commission that the One Percenters are placed on indefinite probation. [B]Antithesis:[/B] Meaning? [B]McMenamin:[/B] Meaning that should there be any foul play or evidence of cheating in any match involving the Percenters from this point until the end of your probationary period, both Wallbanger and Trell will be banned from professional wrestling within Devonshire for the rest of their lives – and effectively out of this company. [B]Antithesis: [/B]Like we need to cheat to beat you. [B]McMenamin:[/B] No, no, your words bely your poor performance even in shoddy qualifications such as, I believe they're called, Btechs. Any cheating in any match involving the Percenters will trigger the judgement, not simply if you yourselves cheat. And I assure you... if you face us, we'll cheat. [B]Antithesis:[/B] ... [B]McMenamin:[/B] Well, mull it over, would you? There's a good chap. Toodlepip! [B]YE:[/B] I cannot believe what we've just heard. [B]EW:[/B] I wouldn't criticise if I were you. You heard them; you're on the list. [B]YE:[/B] They won't make me compromise my journalistic integrity. [B]EW:[/B] Will you stop quoting words you don't understand? [B]YE: [/B]Never. Hello, this is something a little different... it's the man in search of a tag partner! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/TheCowboy.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Cowboy:[/B] Alright, alright, I know I haven't been doing too well here so far. But I've looked at my mistakes, and I've got a plan. This time I'm not taking people on unless they can show me what they've got in advance. So I'm going to join you fine people down here and watch a match or two... [B]YE: [/B]A much smarter strategy. I suppose, then, that we should consider these men potential allies to the Cowboy in the future... [B]EW:[/B] But he already tried Dave the Snake! [B]YE:[/B] OK, one of these men... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/richyg.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/davethesnakehogg.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Richy's not had a great start, truth be told, but the G-Boyo, as he calls himself, could start a comeback here. [B]EW:[/B] Every winning streak starts with the first win. [B]YE:[/B] Maybe it's just the fact James Casey is still undefeated but I'm growing to loathe the words 'winning streak'. The strange thing is I've seen Dave get drunk after the show, usually with the LNO, beat up an entire pub, and then take on the police van and win. He just can't get it done in the ring – look, a wild discus punch goes nowhere and Richy gets a bulldog as Dave finishes his 180 spin! [B]EW: [/B]That was cool. What was it? [B]YE:[/B] Standing moonsault by the Welsh Wonder and he covers... one, two, three! [B]EW:[/B] Oh my God. [B]YE:[/B] That's got to be the shortest match in the BWA! [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/odin.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/pantsboy.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/ChrisFunk.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]EW:[/B] I'm not sure this'll be much longer. [B]YE: [/B]Oh, come on. Odin is, true, a giant and a powerhouse, but the sheer guts and determination of the two Heroes have let them play endurance battles before – and there are two of them. [B]EW:[/B] Pants Boy's the first sacrifice. [B]YE:[/B] Stop being so morbid. He's playing mind games, but – there, see? European uppercut by Pants Boy and he's hitting the ropes without waiting – flying clothesline - [B]EW:[/B] Does nothing. [B]YE: [/B]Odin's still standing. Mind you, he was still standing when Astil came off the top rope with a chair on his first appearance... [B]EW:[/B] I think he's unkillable. [B]YE:[/B] I think he's got to have a reason for not fighting back. Pants Boy just went to the top rope – diving tornado DDT! That got Odin off his feet. [B]EW:[/B] Not for long. YE: No, but it shows it can be done! Pants Boy can do it! Kick to the gut and... OK, so Odin didn't feel that either... [B]EW:[/B] Chokehold! [B]YE:[/B] Looks like Odin just woke up. Some sort of chokeslam variant slams Pants Boy a good six feet backward into the corner. He's gesturing to Funk... and the veteran reaches down and makes a blind tag. [B]EW:[/B] Brave man. [B]YE:[/B] He's a hero. Toe to toe with the giant and punches are being exchanged! Chris Funk is staggering the monster! [B]EW:[/B] Big boot from Odin, though! [B]YE: [/B]Funk's down... slowly and carefully to his feet. This could get vicious. Funk in close, lock up... looks like he's trying for a half-nelson suplex, but Odin won't budge. [B]EW:[/B] OH! [B]YE:[/B] Vicious elbow from Odin drops Funk, but I have to say the Heroes are already doing as well against the monster as anyone ever has. Maybe they CAN do it... [B]EW:[/B] Pants Boy comes in – no! [B]YE:[/B] Another chokeslam on the younger Hero from Odin and, frankly, Pants Boy looks broken. But can even Odin stop the Funk? [B]EW:[/B] Here he comes! [B]YE:[/B] Funk charges, Odin cuts it off, big Biel toss by Odin and Chris Funk goes straight into referee Chris Roberts! Odin rolls out of the ring – he's got a chair! [B]EW:[/B] He's picking up Pants Boy... [B]YE: [/B]Lex Talionis to Pants Boy on the outside and Odin back in. Chris Funk's ready and punches the chair into Odin's face... [B]EW:[/B] The... the chair bounced. [B]YE:[/B] Odin didn't even change expression... Lex Talionis! Chris Funk's throat looks to have been utterly crushed! [B]EW:[/B] What's he doing? [B]YE:[/B] He's gesturing at the referee... and Chris Roberts is getting up even though he looks to be out on his feet! [B]EW:[/B] Brrr.... [B]YE: [/B]Odin down to his knees... one hand on Chris Funk... the referee's hand's moving like a machine! One, two, three! Wait – Did Funk kick out? [B]EW:[/B] How can a zombie ref tell? [B]YE: [/B]I guess you're right. The bell's rung and the contest is over. Not sure I can call THAT fair. [B]EW:[/B] No... maybe the Heroes deserved to stay in it. But Odin... he just gets scarier. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/odin.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] The ref's just dropped back to the canvas and Odin's getting a microphone. [B]Odin:[/B] Well, then, Panix... I guess congratulations are in order for beating Jimmy earlier. And I guess that deserves a reward. Next month there'll be a letter in your locker. That'll tell you where your blushing bride is. When she's returned to you, be sure to thank the Allfather... because you'll find her much improved. But believe me, young Storm... my gifts do not come freely. I haven't finished with you, and I still need to clear the Vanir from this place, that my family may rule. [B]YE:[/B] ...OK. Well, I guess... I guess that's good. Uh. Let's get this show back on the road – we've got another match coming up, with the talented Mr Canada and his inexplicable title belt... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mrcanada.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/YancyIsaacMartin.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YIM: [/B]Magic monsters and feuds with the owning family? What next – a dead cheerleader? [B]YE:[/B] I wish YIM would stop doing that. [B]EW:[/B] I dunno, he's kind of funny. I don't think Dawn's ever been a cheerleader, though. [B]YE:[/B] To give him his due, he's starting well; deep arm drag and another into an armbar, looks like he's got it cinched at a painful angle. [B]EW:[/B] Ooh, that's cool... [B]YE:[/B] Canada managing to swivel himself round on the other shoulder is impressive indeed; up to his knee now, now both to their feet and an armdrag by Canada finally breaks the hold! YIM in fast – he's got Canada up for a spinebuster! [B]EW:[/B] Wow, YIM learned to wrestle! [B]YE:[/B] Now that's just unfair. He looks to be going for the figure-four... Canada pulls him down into a cradle – one – YIM kicks out. The ref a little slow into that. [B]EW:[/B] Well, he did get attacked earlier. [B]YE: [/B]Very true, and we have to make allowances. YIM back in with a plancha... Canada rolls through... bridging fallaway slam! One, two – YIM kicks out! [B]EW:[/B] I'm impressed! [B]YE:[/B] You're not the only one. YIM charges in again and Canada responds with an overhead belly-to-belly... now rolling backward... and yes! The Sharpshooter! [B]EW:[/B] Aw, man... Don't tap! Don't tap! No! [B]YE:[/B] Sterling work by both men but Mr Canada continues to display stunning depth of moveset as he wins again. Just what is the story with that belt? [B]EW:[/B] I don't know. Hey – your TV's coming on! [B]YE:[/B] Looks like we're going to be treated to the backstage feed... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/tomlynch.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/bigdave.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/earlbreese.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DJStorm.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/antithesis.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Wallbanger:[/B] The hell do you clowns want? [B]Breese:[/B] Something we never thought we'd say. [B]Lynch:[/B] Yeah. Look – this Gentlemen's Club crap. You guys are getting screwed. [B]Big Dave:[/B] And it ain't fair. [B]Breese:[/B] Everyone knows we're the only ones get to screw with you. [B]Trell: [/B]You boys want to keep your heads, you'll get to the point. NOW. [B]Lynch:[/B] It ain't easy for us to say. But... as far as those suits go, we've got your back. [B]Wallbanger:[/B] I doubt it. [B]Storm:[/B] Hey – when this is done, we'll go right back to screwing with you. [B]Trell:[/B] Cute. [B]Breese:[/B] Just being honest. You guys think about it. [B]YE: [/B]That could be the weirdest alliance in BWA history. [B]EW:[/B] The One Percenters and a fat white maskless luchador from Chicago. [B]YE:[/B] Don't remind me. Still, what's coming next should be interesting even as it proves to be painful... the fifth match in the Prime Time Gauntlet. [B]EW:[/B] Poor, sweet Astil. [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/astil2.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/daweasel.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/herrindomina.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mustbemistaken.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] At least this is a tag match. [B]EW: [/B]Yeah, that's got to be a good thing. Looks like Thomas Tyler to start out. [B]YE:[/B] Which could mean half the locker room in run-ins. [B]EW:[/B] I hope not; that'd DQ Astil after all this. [B]YE:[/B] Tell me about it. Astil starts out in characteristic style, this time with a fast leg sweep to put Tyler on the floor and then a standing shooting star press. [B]EW:[/B] Wants to outdo Richy G. [B]YE:[/B] It's a good motivation. Astil covers – one, two and Astil rolls clear. Mistaken's elbow drop floors Tyler instead and Astil monkey flips the big man clean out of the ring. [B]EW:[/B] He's looking to make sure of this fast! [B]YE: [/B]You can't blame him. Standing dropkick to Herrin Domina sends her to the floor; Astil onto the top rope as Tyler regains his feet – diving clothesline! Astil takes out Tyler, to his feet and a baseball slide to Mistaken – ohh! [B]EW:[/B] Herrin Domina has a heck of a clothesline on her! [B]YE: [/B]You bet. Mistaken back up now and he's holding Astil. Domina measures... runs up... oh! [B]EW:[/B] Astil backflipped out the way! [B]YE:[/B] Indeed, and that... low mafia kick, I guess... by Domina takes Mistaken in the nuts. Can I say that? [B]EW:[/B] Hope so. [B]YE:[/B] Well, we'll go with that. Astil scores a tornado DDT to Domina on the outside! Tyler's waiting for him – SPRINGBOARD MISSILE DROPKICK BY ASTIL! - NO! [B]EW: [/B]He missed! He wiped out! [B]YE:[/B] Tyler tries for a crossface submission and Astil's in real trouble now! What can the Straight Edge Samurai do now? [B]EW:[/B] Haunt my dreams? [B]YE:[/B] Gah! Wait... Astil's turned the hold over! Tyler's shoulders are on the mat! One – two – Tyler breaks it. [B]EW:[/B] Strategy of the night? [B]YE:[/B] Looks like it. Enzuigiri from Astil as Tyler rises and he goes to the turnbuckle again... SWANTON! [B]EW:[/B] I don't believe it! [B]YE:[/B] Believe it! There's the three count – somehow, Astil survives the combined Prime Time Challenge! They'll be locking up at Bigger, Better & Bloodier! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/cameronbrogden.jpg[/IMG] © vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/gringo.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/GeorgeMcAlister.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/tyleridol.jpg[/IMG] w/ [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/hydeA.jpg[/IMG] [B][U]BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP[/U][/B][/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]Look at the sheer quality in the ring right now. [B]EW: [/B]It's amazing to think we've come so far. [B]YE:[/B] I'm a little worried that we'll see too many interruptions here. Hopefully Hyde Hill will find himself running interference. [B]EW:[/B] You never know. Look at that – none of them want to make the first move! [B]YE:[/B] Well, I can't blame them. The first move could easily be the first mistake. Gringo looks like the man to start it, though – he's locked up with the other big man, Tyler Idol. This could be bad for McAllister – he already has issues with one of Prime's lackeys... but he starts off well, a boot to the champ's gut and a suplex. Gringo takes advantage, spinebustering Idol onto the pile... big boot for McAllister – and Hyde Hill spears Gringo! Both men are clean out the ring! [B]EW:[/B] Who's going to respond fastest? [B]YE:[/B] Not the champ, I'd guess, after those impacts. McAllister and Idol up simultaneously – McAllister swings, staggers Idol and gets the gutbuster. Prime hits a blockbuster from behind, laying the Scotsman out- [B]EW: [/B]Not that pretty face! [B]YE:[/B] I give up, I really do. Gringo gets the Gringo Bottom to Hill on the outside - [B]EW:[/B] The Gringo Bottom? [B]YE:[/B] Look, it's not my fault. Back in and straight into the Idoliser! Dropkick from Prime on Idol! McAllister lays the champ out again with a clothesline! [B]EW: [/B]We can't keep up! [B]YE: [/B]Tell me about it. Thomas Tyler's got to ringside and McAllister bails to go after him. Three men remaining, I guess... Gringo's back up – Primacanrana! Idol shoves the champ away – to the corner – Weight of an Idol onto Gringo! And Prime with a roll-up on Idol! One – two – three! [B]EW:[/B] That was... hectic. [B]YE:[/B] You're telling me. But there you have it, fans – our main event next month will see Astil take on Prime over the BWA UK Championship! We'll see you then when hopefully some of the questions this month brings will be answered!

[G-Prime]

Well done Astil... You've made it past the other Players. But how will you fare against someone who isn't taking it easy on you? How will you fare against the pinnacle of the BWA? You've made it this far, but this is where the Gauntlet ends. Get ready... For the PRIME TIME!

[Mr T Jobs To Me]

[QUOTE=Astil;506534]I wouldn't be much of a face if I was all GRRR all the time. Besides, it's funny to me, and in the end, that's all that really matters. Also, Cardboard Hell in a Cell. Don't think I've forgotten, big man.[/QUOTE] Now that's a freakin' awesome concept. You should add some packaging foam tables to make it extra dangerous.

[Regis]

McAllister gave up on a match to attack me? Ahem... Oh, chase me, chase me, you big butch man!

[edisraw]

[QUOTE=Regis;506736]This isn't a feud! That was a minor run-in for a tangential reason at best. And Astil? We have cookies! They're in the back of this van. Don't worry about the large man in there too, he's just the, y'know, cookie guard. In case anyone steals the cookies. [SIZE="1"]Guys? Do you think he's buying it?[/SIZE][/QUOTE] yea we cant feud, there is no room for squash matches in the destined to fail thread.

[Regis]

[QUOTE=edisraw;508334]yea we cant feud, there is no room for squash matches in the destined to fail thread.[/QUOTE] You're too harsh on yourself - I'm sure it would take at least two sledgehammer shots to put you out of action! Still, just because you beat up a drunken lout and his mates, don't think you can take on one of Prime's boys. Comedor, you've gotta face it, you just aren't ready... FOR THE PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!

[ShadowedFlames]

[QUOTE=edisraw;508334]yea we cant feud, there is no room for squash matches in the destined to fail thread.[/QUOTE] Are you sure about that? If Don Phoenix ever made his return, I'm certain he would be squashed like a bug. There's a lot of people who want to beat him down for the old run.

[darthsiddus2]

oh sure there's plenty of room for squash matches in the destined to fail thread......... looks at my first match... there's your squash match hahaha

[Phantom Stranger]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DTFPosters/BWABBB1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Prediction Key: Tom Lynch vs. Herrin Domina Darth Sid & Revenant vs. Dr James Casey & Jimmy the Hardcore Paparazzo Gringo vs. Odin Mr Canada vs. El Comedor Muy Grande del Bebe FACE FULL OF THUMBTACKS MATCH George McAllister vs. 'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP Prime (c) vs. Astil

[Phantom Stranger]

Apologies for the delay...

[Astil]

Tom Lynch vs.[B] Herrin Domina[/B] [B]Darth Sid & Revenant [/B]vs. Dr James Casey & Jimmy the Hardcore Paparazzo Gringo vs. [B]Odin[/B] [B]Mr Canada[/B] vs. El Comedor Muy Grande del Bebe FACE FULL OF THUMBTACKS MATCH George McAllister vs. [B]'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler [/B] BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP Prime (c) vs. [B]Astil[/B]

[Blasphemywebleed]

Tom Lynch vs.[B] Herrin Domina[/B] [B]Darth Sid & Revenant [/B]vs. Dr James Casey & Jimmy the Hardcore Paparazzo Gringo vs. [B]Odin[/B] [B]Mr Canada[/B] vs. El Comedor Muy Grande del Bebe FACE FULL OF THUMBTACKS MATCH [B]George McAllister[/B] vs. 'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP [B]Prime[/B] (c) vs. Astil

[1PWfan]

[B]Tom Lynch[/B] vs. Herrin Domina [I]Lynch may be a drunken idiot, but at least he doesn't have 'Pretty Useless' on his side[/I] Darth Sid & Revenant vs. [B]Dr James Casey & Jimmy the Hardcore Paparazzo[/B] [I]Me and the Doc are just too excellent for words- no way a couple of jedi that suck worse than Phantom Menace can beat us[/I] Gringo vs. [B]Odin[/B] [I]C'mon...how could he lose?[/I] Mr Canada vs. [B]El Comedor Muy Grande del Bebe[/B] [I]I'm still not sure whether Mr. Canada's a little french or not[/I] FACE FULL OF THUMBTACKS MATCH George McAllister vs. [B]'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler[/B] [I]What's really 'Pretty Amazing' is that Tyler might actually look better after a face full of thumbtacks[/I] BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP Prime (c) vs. [B]Astil[/B] [I]Storyline wise, Astil's got no excuse to lose, so he needs to win this one or risk losing a lot of momentum[/I]

[darthsiddus2]

you say that now but when I take my hand and choke you so hard that you wont be able to breath then you'll think differently my friend. you are going to see why I'm the savior of the BWA!

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=darthsiddus2;509835]you say that now but when I take my hand and choke you so hard that you wont be able to breath then you'll think differently my friend. you are going to see why I'm the savior of the BWA![/QUOTE] Oh, thank crap, I now actually have a plotline for you. I just can't start it for a couple of months. Worst. Booker. Ever.

[The_Curator]

Tom Lynch vs. [B]Herrin Domina [/B] [B]Darth Sid & Revenant[/B] vs. Dr James Casey & Jimmy the Hardcore Paparazzo Gringo vs.[B] Odin [/B] [B]Mr Canada[/B] vs. El Comedor Muy Grande del Bebe FACE FULL OF THUMBTACKS MATCH George McAllister vs. [B]'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler[/B] BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP [B]Prime (c)[/B] vs. Astil sorry but that string of wins was just a fluke!, you can't touch Prime TIme!

[darthsiddus2]

[QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;509840]Oh, thank crap, I now actually have a plotline for you. I just can't start it for a couple of months. Worst. Booker. Ever.[/QUOTE] I was going for that plotline ever since you wrote it on the first show my friend.

[G-Prime]

Tom Lynch vs. [B]Herrin Domina[/B] [I]Tom Lynch isn't ready for the PRIME TIME![/I] [B]Darth Sid & Revenant[/B] vs. Dr James Casey & Jimmy the Hardcore Paparazzo [I]Because they scare me.[/I] Gringo vs. [B]Odin[/B] [I]He's still on his way up.[/I] Mr Canada vs. [B]El Comedor Muy Grande del Bebe[/B] [I]Because his name is longer than most match titles.[/I] FACE FULL OF THUMBTACKS MATCH George McAllister vs. [B]'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler[/B] [I]See the opening match, replace 'Tom Lynch' with 'George McAllister'[/I] BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP [B]Prime (c)[/B] vs. Astil [I]Astil may have just run the gauntlet, but that doesn't prove that he's ready... For Prime.[/I]

[ShadowedFlames]

Tom Lynch vs. [B]Herrin Domina[/B] [I]Playing a hunch on this one[/I] [B]Darth Sid & Revenant[/B] vs. Dr James Casey & Jimmy the Hardcore Paparazzo [I]If they use Force Choke to win the match, I'm calling shenanigans.[/I] Gringo vs. [B]Odin[/B] [I]Via beasting.[/I] [b]Mr Canada[/b] vs. El Comedor Muy Grande del Bebe [I]Anyone with a name that long has to lose on principle.[/I] FACE FULL OF THUMBTACKS MATCH [b]George McAllister[/b] vs. 'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler [I]McAllister just sounds like a name that will brutalize you, and besides, this is another hunch.[/I] BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP [B]Prime (c)[/B] vs. Astil [I]Via cheating...because he's a cowardly champion like that. :p[/I]

[Antithesis]

[QUOTE=darthsiddus2;509835]you say that now but when I take my hand and choke you so hard that you wont be able to breath then you'll think differently my friend. you are going to see why I'm the savior of the BWA![/QUOTE] Savior of BWA? Why do I suspect some nefarious no-goodniks are going to be joining forces over the next few months?

[djthefunkchris]

Tom Lynch vs. [B]Herrin Domina[/B] [B]Darth Sid & Revenant[/B] vs. Dr James Casey & Jimmy the Hardcore Paparazzo Gringo vs. [B]Odin[/B] [B]Mr Canada[/B] vs. El Comedor Muy Grande del Bebe FACE FULL OF THUMBTACKS MATCH [B]George McAllister[/B] vs. 'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP [B]Prime[/B] (c) vs. Astil Dang it... The Referee didn't see me kick out, that just reeks of villainy! Prime, why didn't you come out and FU him or something for cheating!

[Regis]

Okay. So, predictions set aside for the moment, it strikes me that we're missing out one of the most vital things in this entire business. It's something that can make or break a star, it's something that needs to be used well, it's something that is the mark of a true legend... I refer, of course, to entrance music. So, what does everyone think they ought to use? What do you think the others on the roster ought to use? Awesomeness is mandatory.