Destined to Fail 2008

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=G-Prime;522195]No, not in the slightest. Damnit. Knew I forgot someone.[/QUOTE] Look on the bright side. No one's held all three.

[ShadowedFlames]

BWA Tag Titles [B]Gentlemen's Club (c)[/B] vs. The Heroes --I don't see the titles leaving just yet. [B]LNO[/B] vs. Prime Time Players --By way of SHENANIGANS! Mickey 'Flash' Reynolds vs. [B]'World Tour' Tyler Idol[/B] --I'm just waiting for him to come out as 'Guitar Hero: World Tour' Tyler Idol. :p [B]Jaffa[/B] vs. Jimmy The Hardcore Paparazzo --Just because. [B]Odin[/B] vs. George McAllister & Lu Lu --What? Do I REALLY have to explain this? BWA Canadian Championship [B]Mr Canada (c)[/B] vs. The Wrestlemaniac --By way of cheating, most likely. BWA UK Championship [B]Prime (c)[/B] vs. Dr James Casey --If Astil couldn't do it in HIACC, I don't see the "good" doctor taking the belt here.

[djthefunkchris]

BWA Tag Titles Gentlemen's Club (c) vs. [B]The Heroes[/B] --Well, I have to keep a positive attitude! [B]LNO[/B] vs. Prime Time Players --Well, it's hard to keep up with cheaters. [B]Mickey 'Flash' Reynolds [/B]vs. 'World Tour' Tyler Idol Jaffa vs. [B]Jimmy The Hardcore Paparazzo[/B] [B]Odin[/B] vs. George McAllister & Lu Lu --Cheating Odin. BWA Canadian Championship Mr Canada (c) vs. [B]The Wrestlemaniac[/B] --Mainly because I'm hoping. BWA UK Championship Prime (c) vs. [B]Dr James Casey[/B] -- Again, I'm rooting!

[Regis]

Prediction Key: BWA Tag Titles [B]Gentlemen's Club (c)[/B] vs. The Heroes [I]Hah! Sorry, but no.[/I] LNO vs. [B]Prime Time Players[/B] [I]You drunken buffoons, I'm surprised you can even stand up long enough to hit your moves! I mean, come on! How can we take a team seriously when one of their main allies was Viscera, of all people?[/I] [I]And ShadowedFlames, our shenanigans are infinitely superior to theirs. Why, last month we managed to utterly cripple them with but a single run-in! We ran them out of the damn ring! If it wasn't for our damn referee, we'd have wiped the floor with them and claimed the victory that is ours by right![/I] [B]Mickey 'Flash' Reynolds[/B] vs. 'World Tour' Tyler Idol [I]I say the world tour continues, and continues the hell out of Torquay![/I] [B]Jaffa[/B] vs. Jimmy The Hardcore Paparazzo [I]Only Jimmy could lose to a man named after an orange. But then again, even by our standards, Jimmy's a bit special. Ooh! I know! Jaffa may fall down laughing long enough for a ten-count![/I] [B]Odin[/B] vs. George McAllister & Lu Lu [I]Y'know what? I'm not even going to bother. I'll just bring the popcorn and heckle.[/I] BWA Canadian Championship [B]Mr Canada (c)[/B] vs. The Wrestlemaniac [I]The Club will be unavailable for run-ins after their earlier match, leaving Mr Canada to pick up the win.[/I] BWA UK Championship [B]Prime (c)[/B] vs. Dr James Casey [I]Poor James Casey - and you were doing so well! Why, why did you have to ruin your streak? We've got no problem with Odin - we think he's hilarious! Messing with Dawn Storm like that, that was a work of genius. We laughed all the way to our limo. But coming after our title? Seriously? Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? Face it, Doc: you're just not ready...[/I] [I]FOR THE PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME![/I]

[1PWfan]

BWA Tag Titles [B]Gentlemen's Club (c)[/B] vs. The Heroes [I]Y'know, I kinda like the Gentlemen's Club...more than a bunch of guys with pants on their heads, anyway[/I] [B]LNO[/B] vs. Prime Time Players [I]This one's hard. On the one hand, LNO are so drunk it' a miracle they know who they're meant to be hitting. On the other hand, the Prime Time Players have no balls. Ah, heck, It's got to be the Lads- they don't have Pretty Incompetent on their side[/I] Mickey 'Flash' Reynolds vs. [B]'World Tour' Tyler Idol[/B] [I]I don't got nothing against Flash...I just can't remember who he is.[/I] Jaffa vs. [B]Jimmy The Hardcore Paparazzo[/B] [I]I've gotta win one of these days, right?[/I] [B]Odin[/B] vs. George McAllister & Lu Lu [I]C'mon...he's the boss. How can he lose?[/I] BWA Canadian Championship Mr Canada (c) vs. [B]The Wrestlemaniac[/B] [I]He's got 'maniac' in his name.[/I] BWA UK Championship Prime (c) vs. [B]Dr James Casey[/B] [I]Anyone dumb enough to team up with Pretty Much a Girl deserves to lose[/I]

[Tyler Gadzinski]

BWA Tag Titles [B]Gentlemen's Club (c)[/B] vs. The Heroes LNO vs. [B]Prime Time Players[/B] Mickey 'Flash' Reynolds vs. [B]'World Tour' Tyler Idol[/B] Jaffa vs. [B]Jimmy The Hardcore Paparazzo[/B] [B]Odin[/B] vs. George McAllister & Lu Lu BWA Canadian Championship Mr Canada (c) vs. [B]The Wrestlemaniac[/B] BWA UK Championship [B]Prime (c)[/B] vs. Dr James Casey

[UFC-KING]

BWA Tag Titles [B]Gentlemen's Club[/B] (c) vs. The Heroes LNO vs.[B] Prime Time Players[/B] [B]Mickey 'Flash' Reynolds[/B] vs. 'World Tour' Tyler Idol [B]Jaffa[/B] vs. Jimmy The Hardcore Paparazzo [B]Odin [/B]vs. George McAllister & Lu Lu BWA Canadian Championship [B]Mr Canada[/B] (c) vs. The Wrestlemaniac BWA UK Championship [B]Prime[/B] (c) vs. Dr James Casey Also, Is it still possible to join ?

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=UFC-KING;523629] Also, Is it still possible to join ?[/QUOTE] This very show may have a debut. I mean, not yours, but a debut. The BWA's doors are open no matter how many faces frown, on accounta we're pretty useless anyhow!

[Phantom Stranger]

[CENTER][B]BWA Against The Odds May 2009 St Luke's Church [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/davidhallettyoungenglishman.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/emma.jpg[/IMG] [/B][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Hello once again and thank you all for joining us on what promises to be a massive night for the BWA. All three titles are on the line tonight and that's just the tip of the iceberg! [B]Emma Whatever: [/B]You bet – the LNO and the Prime Time Players go head-to-head in a grudge match you can trace all the way to the deals the LNO struck for the Biker's Bonfire. [B]YE:[/B] It started there, with Mickey Reynolds, but it's gotten nastier since. Last month we saw one member of each side face off and the battle so quickly turned into an all-in brawl that we're getting around the risk of run-ins by just throwing everyone into the ring together to start with. [B]EW:[/B] First up, though, the BWA delivers with a tag team title match straight out of the gate... [CENTER][B]BWA Tag Titles [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/MaxxHero.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/BobbyStPierre.jpg[/IMG] © w/ [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/AndrewMcMenamin.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/themaniac.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/ChrisFunk.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/pantsboy.jpg[/IMG][/B][/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]You bet on this month's matches, too? [B]EW: [/B]Momma needs a new widescreen. Course I did. [B]YE: [/B]Who do you fancy in this match? [B]EW:[/B] None of 'em are really my type. Bobby, maybe. [B]YE:[/B] You just do this to wind me up, I swear. Maxx and Pants Boy to start, then, and Maxx with a drop toe hold, to the ropes, fast elbow drop, picks him up and a powerbomb. [B]EW:[/B] Maxx tags Bobby! Ooh – straight to the top. What's it going to be? [B]YE:[/B] Frog splash misses! Pants Boy scrambles for the camel clutch... he can't quite get it! Bobby scrambles clear and sends him down with the enzuigiri! To the ropes – baseball slide dropkick dodged! Pants Boy with a slam! And it looks like he's going to make the tag... [B]EW:[/B] Here comes the Funk! [B]YE: [/B]Funk comes in fast! Spear on Bobby! Hip toss brings Maxx into the ring! Spinebuster! Back toward Bobby and it looks like he's aiming for the Funkdafied! [B]EW:[/B] Uh – what the hell is that music? [CENTER] [/CENTER] [B] YE: [/B]I do not recognise this guy... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/drfunkenstein.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]EW:[/B] I think Chris Funk does – look at that expression! [B]YE:[/B] He's freaking out! [B]EW:[/B] McMenamin's trying to take advantage! [B]YE:[/B] REF! LOOK! [B]EW:[/B] Oh, you are so in McMenamin's bad books now. [B]YE:[/B] At least he won't be able to cheat. [B]EW:[/B] No, but this other guy's in the ring! [B]YE:[/B] Oh. OW! [B]EW: [/B]What was that? [B]YE:[/B] I don't know, but it looked painful. Funk's down! Bobby covers... McMenamin drops to ringside... one, two, three! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/drfunkenstein.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/AndrewMcMenamin.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]EW:[/B] Looks like this new guy wants a word. He's got a microphone! [B]Funkenstein:[/B] At last I have struck a telling blow against my nemesis. McMenamin! You, as with I, Doktor Funkenstein, truly personify evil! Join me and we shall rule the BWA as father and son! [B]McMenamin: [/B]Michael, go to your room. [B]Funkenstein:[/B] I am not Michael, I am Pieter! [B]McMenamin:[/B] Then you are not my son. [B]Funkenstein:[/B] ...I'm sorry? [B]McMenamin:[/B] You are not my son. [B]Funkenstein:[/B] Of course not! I was alluding- [B]McMenamin:[/B] You are a foolhardy clod. [B]Funkenstein: [/B]How dare you? I am a DOKTOR! [B]McMenamin:[/B] Do I detect a 'k' in your doctorate? [B]Funkenstein: [/B]Of course. [B]McMenamin: [/B]So you aren't even English? [B]Funkenstein:[/B] What? [B]McMenamin:[/B] Gentlemen, deal with this. [B]YE: [/B]Total Elimination by the Gentlemen's Club! [B]EW: [/B]This Doktor guy is dead! [B]YE:[/B] Well, he's being marched away, anyway. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/AndrewMcMenamin.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/themaniac.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]McMenamin:[/B] And now that this is out of the way, I turn to what I regrettably find myself forced to call my public. You will have heard that my enforcer, here, is tonight presented with an opportunity to earn me another prize. As I'm sure even his miniscule brain processes my machinations faster than any of yours, I'll wait for you to take that in. Done? Well done all of you. You may have a lollipop. Try, please, to remember to cheer for our side in future. You've been failing badly to date. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/tomlynch.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/earlbreese.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DJStorm.jpg[/IMG] w/ [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/bigdave.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mustbemistaken.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/herrindomina.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/daweasel.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]EW: [/B]I really don't know how this is going to go. The Players have kind of been touch-and-go of late, but I'm not sure how well the LNO are going to be able to cheat... [B]YE:[/B] ...Which really hinders them, very true. Storm starts off with Mistaken; rights from Mistaken to begin, a Welsh whip, goes for the backdrop and Storm leapfrogs, dropkick takes Mistaken down on the turn! [B]EW:[/B] Hee. Welsh whip. [B]YE:[/B] Big Dave passes something in – oh, it's a hip flask. [B]EW:[/B] No shock. [B]YE:[/B] Storm takes a swig and Mistaken's on him, spit take all over Big Dave, medium package by Mistaken and Storm kicks out! Tag's made and in comes Earl Breese – and Tyler – and Lynch – and Domina - [B]EW:[/B] Keep order, ref! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/antithesis.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]Oh, too late... [B]EW: [/B]Big Easy Shuffle! Lynchpin! Sledgehammer! Not Quite Vertical Suplex! Domination! Forearm from Trell! Antithesis Driver! Banger Smash! Primacanrana! [B]YE:[/B] I thought so. You're just shouting random finisher names. [B]EW: [/B]Hey, if we have any blind fans they'll be really impressed. [B]YE:[/B] And you actually graduated school? [B]EW:[/B] Yep. [B]Lynch:[/B] Banger! Peace, man! We've got a plan! [B]YE:[/B] Well, this is definitely a double DQ. Look at the carnage. [B]Lynch:[/B] WE HAVE A PLAAAAAAN... [B]YE:[/B] OK, if we can move away from the mayhem for a moment, ladies and gentlemen, the BWA founder has left us a message. If I could ask you to turn your attention to the big screen... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/panix-1.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/dawn.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [i]The video begins with a montage of highlights from BWA shows of Panix and Dawn's relationship in happier times.[/i] [B]Panix:[/B] Remember these days? I do. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/odin.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/panix-1.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DawnStorm.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [i]Clips speed up, cutting through the Odin situation, specifically Dawn's kidnapping, hanging, and her apparent turn on Panix after her return.[/i] [B]Panix:[/B] I miss them. But just getting my Dawn back hasn't been enough. Odin, whatever you've done to her head, whatever you've done to her heart – I can win her back. In fact, I got the idea from your buddy Casey. [i]For the first time the video ceases to be a clip show. Panix grins wryly into the camera:[/i] [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/captainpanix.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Panix:[/B] Every girl loves a pirate. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mickeyflash.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/tyleridol.jpg[/IMG] w/ [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/hydeA.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Well, I'm glad we had that video available. I hate to say it, fans, but what was taking place in the ring as that happened involved eight stretchers. The carnage took its toll, and I'm not sure how many of those wrestlers will be able to appear even next month. [B]EW: [/B]Mistaken looked especially bad. And I thought he and Antithesis were friendly! [B]YE: [/B]Quite. Onto current events, and it's not so long since either of these men were battling for the UK Championship. Maybe a win tonight is what's needed to get back on track. [B]EW:[/B] Could be. But who will they face if they do? [B]YE: [/B]Let's see who wins this one to start off. Reynolds taking the interesting step of starting with a baseball slide to Hyde Hill. Flash has always had, uh... [B]EW:[/B] He's kind of racist. [B]YE:[/B] Well... yes. [B]EW:[/B] Look, it's not like we said he was a nice guy. [B]YE: [/B]I guess. Idol comes in quick on Flash. Elbow shots, DDT... He's going up for the Weight of an Idol... [B]EW:[/B] Mickey's back up! [B]YE:[/B] Big slam off the top by Mickey! He goes up himself... Hyde on the apron – springboard – Hyde DDTs Mickey off the top rope into the ring! [B]EW:[/B] Wow! [B]YE: [/B]Idol back to the top – Weight of an Idol! One, two, three! [B]EW: [/B]He wouldn't have had that win without Hyde. [B]YE:[/B] But Hyde's still on the team. [B]EW:[/B] Yup. [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jaffa.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jimmy.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Well, Jaffa's getting to take out last month's frustrations, but not on the Asatru he was hoping for. These two have wrestled before, and I'm curious to see how well - [B]EW: [/B]Ow! [B]YE:[/B] Flying clothesline from Jaffa. Powerbomb. Jaffarack – and just like that, the man who beat Samoa Joe wins through! [B]EW:[/B] Wow, that was fast. [B]YE: [/B]Yes, but you have to remember that Jaffa is one of the very best – and most intense – the BWA can offer. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/odin.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/GeorgeMcAlister.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/LuLu.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]The leader of the Asatru is the next to step forward. He'll be tested here – a handicap match is nothing to sniff at. [B]EW:[/B] He's still probably the scariest man on the roster. [B]YE:[/B] I'd rank people like Gringo, Prime, Astil and Dr Casey right up there. Let's not forget that unlike Odin, Dr Casey has an unbeaten streak that's coming closer and closer to having run a full year. [B]EW:[/B] And Astil made it through a crazy Prime Time Gauntlet. But Odin worries me more – he's the kind of man who gives up his own bullied title shot for one of his followers. He's got some other plan in mind, and no one knows what it – where are you going? ... [B]EW:[/B] Oh, man. I guess I'm calling this on my own. Uh, we've got Odin and the McAllisters in the ring, but the Young Englishman and the ref are both doing some weird zombie thing – they've gotten chairs... the McAllisters look worried, and Odin's just standing there. Double-team clothesline on Odin brings him down and the ref and David are in the ring with the chairs... Chairshots ducked, Unprettier by George on David onto the chair. Lulu's trying to take the chair off the ref – Odin's back up – clothesline from Odin on George, the ref lets go of the chair, Odin boots it into Lulu's face! Lex Talionis on McAllister, Lex Talionis on Lulu – he's dumped them one on top of the other... one, two, three! The ref and David seem to be coming out of it, but this is just... this is crazy. Uh – I guess we're going to the video screen, I mean, it's just turned on, so... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/odin.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [i]The camera pans across from a great grey owl in the Paignton Zoo aviary to Odin, sat on a bench just outside the fencing, contemplating an apple he holds in his hand.[/i] [B]Odin:[/B] Idunn, a goddess, was given the care of the golden apples of Asgard, the apples of Idunn. It is these apples that convey our long lives, each one granting us another year of life and vigour. This is a gift, a gift of life with which to acquire wisdom. [i]He takes a bite.[/i] [B]Odin:[/B] Idunn and Eden... another gift of life and wisdom in the form of an apple. Forbidden fruit, perhaps because of the discord it brings. [i]Another bite.[/i] [B]Odin:[/B] Apples, and discord... these are the domain of Eris, whose golden apple led men to war, ten years of death, slaughter and discord. Gifts come with a price, do they not? And the gift I gave to Dawn has now made its price known. Apples bring life, wisdom, and discord. And Dawn Storm is the apple of Panix' eye – a man I have vowed to destroy. [i]He sets the remainder of the apple down on the bench and walks off. A raven lands, pecking at the apple.[/i] [CENTER][B]BWA Canadian Championship [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mrcanada.jpg[/IMG] © vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/themaniac.jpg[/IMG] w/ [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/AndrewMcMenamin.jpg[/IMG][/B][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Ladies and gentlemen, let me start off by apologising for my conduct in the ring. I have absolutely no idea what just happened, but I will say that I feel I've already paid my dues. I think my nose is broken. [B]EW:[/B] You deserve it. [B]YE:[/B] I think we need this place exorcised. [B]EW:[/B] It might be worth it, if it stops Odin playing these tricks. [B]YE:[/B] I don't know how he does it. OK, on the face of it, this would be a contest between skill and power. But there's an unstable balance. [B]EW:[/B] He's called McMenamin. [B]YE: [/B]Indeed, and Mr Canada will need to have eyes in the back of his head here. Circling to begin, looks like Canada wants to keep his distance. [B]EW:[/B] Can't blame him. [B]YE:[/B] Absolutely. Dropkick to the knee of the Maniac and he's moving again – the standard Canada game plan. It's worked so far, though, so you can't blame him. The Maniac closes in, throws a punch, countered to an arm drag, Canada holds on into an armbar. [B]EW: [/B]The Maniac just grabbed him! [B]YE: [/B]Looks that way. Canada kicking to get free, Maniac simply chucks him out of the ring. McMenamin's closing in, Mr Canada looks ready to try for Down North - [B]EW:[/B] NO! THAT'LL GET YOU FIRED AND ARRESTED! [B]YE:[/B] ...and off Emma's distraction the Maniac just hit a double axe handle from the apron to the outside. Special Bus Slam on the outside – another – and Canada's rolled back in. McMenamin's near him on the outside... [B]EW:[/B] Is that a cologne? [B]YE:[/B] Looks like it. Ooh – spray to the eyes blinds Canada! A third Special Bus Slam – one, two, three! Cheating and an unintentional assist give us a new BWA Canadian Champion! [B][CENTER]BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/cameronbrogden.jpg[/IMG] © vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jamescasey.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER][/B] [B]YE: [/B]Now this is going to be an interesting match. With the champion's advantage out of the window- [B]EW: [/B]Wait, this is title-changes-hands-on-DQ? [B]YE:[/B] No, but the Prime Time Players were all stretchered out after the Percenters run-in earlier. [B]EW:[/B] Oh, gotcha. [B]YE:[/B] Prime starts explosively with a textbook leg lariat. Mounted punches now – wait - [B]EW:[/B] He just flew off Casey! [B]YE: [/B]Oh, God, Casey's got that taser in there! Ref! Check for- [B]EW:[/B] No time! [B]YE:[/B] Casey's right on Prime. Fists are flying on both sides and I don't know who that really favours. Prime prefers to take to the skies. Casey prefers a mat game. Do either of those translate to good brawling skills? [B]EW: [/B]Well, Prime's winning – gets a break – Primacanrana - [B]YE:[/B] No! Casey managed to counter, but I saw something go flying - [B]EW:[/B] I think it was his taser! [B]YE: [/B]Ah. Well, now we have an even match. Prime back in again, Casey ducks, tries for a suplex but Prime flips clear. Superkick attempt – Casey backs clear. Prime centres himself, Casey in, belly-to-belly! [B]EW: [/B]Close so far... [B]YE:[/B] You said it. Let's see if it stays that way. Prime rolls clear of the armbar, staggers Casey with a kick to the gut, to the ropes, springboard – flying forearm ducked and Prime wipes out! [B]EW:[/B] That's why they call it high risk. [B]YE:[/B] Casey picks him up, suplex try, countered, Northern Lights Suplex by Prime! One, two – no! Wristlock applied by Prime, countered, counter-counter... some lovely work here and Casey moves into a hammerlock, Prime works clear and Casey slaps on an arm wringer! [B]EW:[/B] Oh! [B]YE:[/B] Prime takes the low road with a thumb to eye and – what's that spotlight doing on all of a sudden? [B]EW:[/B] Look! Up by the organ! [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/astilbwa.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] It's the Straight Edge Samurai! [B]EW:[/B] He must be thirty foot in the air! [B]YE: [/B]Casey gets his own back on Prime with a low blow – DDT – Casey rolls out of the ring - [B]EW:[/B] CHURCH DIVE SWANTON! [B]YE:[/B] Oh my God! Uh, no pun intented. [B]EW:[/B] That was bigger than the Cardboard Cell powerbomb! [B]YE:[/B] I'd have to agree. Both men are down and Casey's back into the ring. He covers Prime – one, two, three! [B]EW:[/B] Astil did take the title from Prime after all! [B]YE:[/B] He sure did. Next month, at Point of No Return, I guess there'll be the rematch. Don't miss out, fans!

[Astil]

F*** YEAH SEAKING! Ahem... I mean. [B][SIZE="5"]YES~![/SIZE][/B]

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=Astil;524716]F*** YEAH SEAKING! Ahem... I mean. [B][SIZE="5"]YES~![/SIZE][/B][/QUOTE] I know, I know, I was meant to cut that pic some shows ago. Sorry. I did get around to it eventually.

[Wallbanger]

[B]Wallbanger:[/B] [COLOR=Red]Peace? PEACE?!? [B][I][COLOR=Black][Laughs.][/COLOR][/I][/B] You, Lynch, of all people, should know by now that when I say THERE WILL BE NO GODDAMN PEACE, that's how it's effing going to be! We will continue to do what we want, when we want, and NO ONE is going to stop us. We will DESTROY EVERYONE IN THIS GOD-FORSAKEN JOKE OF A WRESTLING COMPANY until we get the BWA Tag Team titles.[/COLOR] [B]Trell:[/B] [COLOR=Blue]McMenamin, you insufferable prig, do you even begin to understand what you have caused? All this pain, this carnage, this destruction, is on your head. F***ing with us was your first and last mistake. You won't know when, you won't know where, and you won't know how -- but know that your prissy ass is going to be barbecued on a flaming table that Banger and I will personally put you through. If you think your 'muscle' is going to save you, you're clinging to a fantasy. Antithesis over here will see to that.[/COLOR] [B]Wallbanger:[/B] [COLOR=Red]Oh, and Maxx? Bobby? I'd be very afraid if I were you. You see, once we get done turning your sugardaddy into creme brulee, we're going to do...unspeakable...things to you.[/COLOR] [B]Antithesis:[/B] [COLOR=DarkGreen]Wait -- creme brulee? What the f***? [/COLOR] [B] Wallbanger:[/B] [COLOR=Red]Yeah, creme brulee -- the sugar on top is all melted and caramelized from the fire, and we turn his insides into pudding--[/COLOR] [B]Trell:[/B] [COLOR=Blue]You mean custard.[/COLOR] [B]Wallbanger:[/B] [COLOR=Red]I mean PUDDING. Vanilla freaking pudding![/COLOR] [B]Antithesis:[/B] [COLOR=Green]Dude, pudding doesn't mean the same thing here as it does back in the States. Besides, it's supposed to be custard.[/COLOR] [B] Wallbanger:[/B] [SIZE=3][COLOR=Red][I][B]WILL YOU STOP RUINING MY MENACING RANT BEFORE I BEAT BOTH YOUR ASSES DOWN!!![/B][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE] [B]Trell/Antithesis:[/B] OK, OK! [B] Wallbanger:[/B] [COLOR=Red]So, Gentlemen's Club, once we leave you broken, bleeding, burned, and beaten within an inch of your miserable worthless lives...then, the entire BWA will understand what we've known from the very start -- belts or no belts, the One Percenters are the baddest mofo's in wrestling. Period.[/COLOR]

[G-Prime]

Astil, I swear to god, you will pay.

[Astil]

To quote Imarevent via Brucie... F'in ALPHA BABY! Stick that in your Prime Time Pipe and smoke it! Also, PS, it's cool, you've got this, PPW, and probably a life. I was going to cut it too, and perhaps another pic, but I don't have the bg. Yes another pic. I was Jeff Hardy for holloween. Of course this pic ( and the actions that coincide) are ... ALPHA BABY! INTENSE!

[Trell]

[quote=Wallbanger;524770][B]Wallbanger:[/B] [COLOR=Red]Peace? PEACE?!? [B][I][COLOR=Black][Laughs.][/COLOR][/I][/B] You, Lynch, of all people, should know by now that when I say THERE WILL BE NO GODDAMN PEACE, that's how it's effing going to be! We will continue to do what we want, when we want, and NO ONE is going to stop us. We will DESTROY EVERYONE IN THIS GOD-FORSAKEN JOKE OF A WRESTLING COMPANY until we get the BWA Tag Team titles.[/COLOR] [B]Trell:[/B] [COLOR=Blue]McMenamin, you insufferable prig, do you even begin to understand what you have caused? All this pain, this carnage, this destruction, is on your head. F***ing with us was your first and last mistake. You won't know when, you won't know where, and you won't know how -- but know that your prissy ass is going to be barbecued on a flaming table that Banger and I will personally put you through. If you think your 'muscle' is going to save you, you're clinging to a fantasy. Antithesis over here will see to that.[/COLOR] [B]Wallbanger:[/B] [COLOR=Red]Oh, and Maxx? Bobby? I'd be very afraid if I were you. You see, once we get done turning your sugardaddy into creme brulee, we're going to do...unspeakable...things to you.[/COLOR] [B]Antithesis:[/B] [COLOR=DarkGreen]Wait -- creme brulee? What the f***? [/COLOR] [B] Wallbanger:[/B] [COLOR=Red]Yeah, creme brulee -- the sugar on top is all melted and caramelized from the fire, and we turn his insides into pudding--[/COLOR] [B]Trell:[/B] [COLOR=Blue]You mean custard.[/COLOR] [B]Wallbanger:[/B] [COLOR=Red]I mean PUDDING. Vanilla freaking pudding![/COLOR] [B]Antithesis:[/B] [COLOR=Green]Dude, pudding doesn't mean the same thing here as it does back in the States. Besides, it's supposed to be custard.[/COLOR] [B] Wallbanger:[/B] [SIZE=3][COLOR=Red][I][B]WILL YOU STOP RUINING MY MENACING RANT BEFORE I BEAT BOTH YOUR ASSES DOWN!!![/B][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE] [B]Trell/Antithesis:[/B] OK, OK! [B] Wallbanger:[/B] [COLOR=Red]So, Gentlemen's Club, once we leave you broken, bleeding, burned, and beaten within an inch of your miserable worthless lives...then, the entire BWA will understand what we've known from the very start -- belts or no belts, the One Percenters are the baddest mofo's in wrestling. Period.[/COLOR][/quote] *CLAPS**CLAPS**CLAPS* Couldnt have said it better :D

[Phantom Stranger]

Tragically, negotiations to add Chris Jericho to the Gentlemen's Club stable following his return to wrestling failed today.

[Blasphemywebleed]

Who kicks a chair into a womans face? :eek: Odin is a creepy chappy :p

[darthsiddus2]

[QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;524933]Tragically, negotiations to add Chris Jericho to the Gentlemen's Club stable following his return to wrestling failed today.[/QUOTE] cause we're not a big enough promotion duh

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=darthsiddus2;524948]cause we're not a big enough promotion duh[/QUOTE] Gee willikers, you think that was it?

[Astil]

[QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;524954]Gee willikers, you think that was it?[/QUOTE] It could be that article I wrote dissing the band... Also: Pirate Panix is awesome.

[TheBrockLock]

[QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;524933]Tragically, negotiations to add Chris Jericho to the Gentlemen's Club stable following his return to wrestling failed today.[/QUOTE] WHAT! It was in my contract that Hero would be out the the Gentelmans club and Jericho would take his spot, Phantom I would like to renegioate because Bobby St. Claire gets what he wants.

[Wallbanger]

Meh, Jericho isn't good enough to hang with us anyway. :p

[Phantom Stranger]

Hey, totally random question: Trell, Wallbanger, Antithesis, who're your favourite masked wrestlers? Again, totally random and in no way related to upcoming plot.

[Astil]

[QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;525002]Hey, totally random question: Trell, Wallbanger, Antithesis, who're your favourite masked wrestlers? Again, totally random and in no way related to upcoming plot.[/QUOTE] Mmmmhmmm.

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=Astil;525008]Mmmmhmmm.[/QUOTE] No, it totally is. Also, in a classic case of life imitating art, Andrew McMenamin has spent the last hour shouting at me for failing to sign Chris Jericho.