Destined to Fail 2008

[djthefunkchris]

[QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;485475]Well, I asked on the recruitment thread for those who wanted to come back to give their permission again as I didn't want to presume on Panix' rep. If you want back in, I'm 100% happy to welcome you back into the dear old BWA.[/QUOTE] Nice, yes of course, all that and more, lol. Thanks.

[1PWfan]

Pete "The Gentleman" Davis vs. [B]"World Tour" Tyler Idol[/B] [I]Idol's higher on the card, so he should get the win here. Also, he looks cool[/I] Dr James Casey vs. [B]"The Music Man" JW[/B] [I]I don't doubt that Dr. C is the better wrestler, but even he can't take a Tuba Shot and win[/I] [B]Mickey "Flash" Reynolds[/B] vs. Pants Boy [I]Just a guess, really[/I] Jacob Serfling vs. [B]Mr Canada[/B] [I]Unless he's french canadian[/I] [B]Lads Night Out[/B] vs. The One Percenters For The Vacant BWA Tag Titles [I]The One Percenters' quest for the titles should be extended further, and there's mileage in this war yet, I think[/I] Astil vs. Prime No. 1 Contender Grudge Match [I]It's too soon for this to finish...unless you want a clean slate. Either way, I'm gonna go with a double DQ[/I] [B]Jaffa[/B] vs. Gringo (c) For The BWA UK Championship [I]Gringo's not bad, but the title needs to be back in the main event[/I]

[Phantom Stranger]

Quick bump for the weekday crowd.

[GuyInTheCorner]

[B] Pete "The Gentleman" Davis[/B] vs. "World Tour" Tyler Idol [B] Dr James Casey [/B]vs. "The Music Man" JW Mickey "Flash" Reynolds vs. [B]Pants Boy[/B] [B] Jacob Serfling[/B] vs. Mr Canada [B] Lads Night Out[/B] vs. The One Percenters For The Vacant BWA Tag Titles Astil vs.[B] Prime[/B] No. 1 Contender Grudge Match [B]Jaffa [/B]vs. Gringo (c) For The BWA UK Championship

[Tyler Gadzinski]

Pete "The Gentleman" Davis vs. [B]"World Tour" Tyler Idol[/B] Gotta go with myself. [B]Dr James Casey[/B] vs. "The Music Man" JW [B]Mickey "Flash" Reynolds[/B] vs. Pants Boy Jacob Serfling vs. [B]Mr Canada[/B] [B]Lads Night Out[/B] vs. The One Percenters For The Vacant BWA Tag Titles Astil vs. [B]Prime[/B] No. 1 Contender Grudge Match Jaffa vs. [B]Gringo (c)[/B] For The BWA UK Championship

[Blasphemywebleed]

[QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;485475]Well, I asked on the recruitment thread for those who wanted to come back to give their permission again as I didn't want to presume on Panix' rep. If you want back in, I'm 100% happy to welcome you back into the dear old BWA.[/QUOTE] I missed the recruitment thread but me and my wife would like back in :D George McAllister and Lulu I believe it was.

[panix04]

woo hoo! The BWA is back! No match for Panix though? Am i still filming that hollywood blockbuster? Pete "The Gentleman" Davis vs. [B]"World Tour" Tyler Idol[/B] Because jobbing is what the gentleman does! [B]Dr James Casey[/B] vs. "The Music Man" JW JW is one of my best mates. But i doubt the size of his instrument will help him here! [B]Mickey "Flash" Reynolds[/B] vs. Pants Boy Was just gaining a bit of momentum before the BWA hiatus. This is a tough call, but pants boy has really only been involved in tag action thus far. [B]Jacob Serfling[/B] vs. Mr Canada I feel bad about lumbering him with the ref position (who's replaced him?) And you can't have three debutants win, its too cliche! [B]Lads Night Out [/B]vs. The One Percenters For The Vacant BWA Tag Titles I know how much Tom rates the percenters, but i think he will try and squeeze a bit more out of the feud first. [B]Astil[/B] vs. [B]Prime[/B] - some kind of draw. No. 1 Contender Grudge Match Astil's cool new image may just trump prime's loveable loser gimmick. But I can't call this one. [B]Jaffa[/B] vs. Gringo (c) For The BWA UK Championship Depends on wether Gringo has his old manager in his corner!!!! But I wouldn't bet against Jaffa becoming the two times BWA champ!

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=Blasphemywebleed;486244]I missed the recruitment thread but me and my wife would like back in :D George McAllister and Lulu I believe it was.[/QUOTE] Mmm, more original BWAers. Excellent.

[Blasphemywebleed]

[QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;486295]Mmm, more original BWAers. Excellent.[/QUOTE] The prettiest man in BWA returns :cool: I'll do me predictions tomorrow if you havent run the show by then. I'm awfa busy :p

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=Blasphemywebleed;486296]The prettiest man in BWA returns :cool: I'll do me predictions tomorrow if you havent run the show by then. I'm awfa busy :p[/QUOTE] Tuesdays are hell. Show most likely goes up Wednesday.

[mistaken]

Pete "The Gentleman" Davis vs. [B]"World Tour" Tyler Idol[/B] [B]Dr James Casey[/B] vs. "The Music Man" JW [B] Mickey "Flash" Reynolds[/B] vs. Pants Boy Jacob Serfling vs. [B]Mr Canada [/B] Lads Night Out vs. [B]The One Percenters[/B] For The Vacant BWA Tag Titles [B]Astil[/B] vs. Prime No. 1 Contender Grudge Match Jaffa vs. [B]Gringo[/B] (c) For The BWA UK Championship

[WrestleManiac]

Erm... did I miss something? Where did I go?:confused:

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=WrestleManiac;486951]Erm... did I miss something? Where did I go?:confused:[/QUOTE] Anyone not on the roster upthread simply hasn't debuted yet. You're there, don't worry. Full roster comes after Show 1 to prevent spoilerage.

[WrestleManiac]

That's cool. [B]Pete "The Gentleman" Davis[/B] vs. "World Tour" Tyler Idol Dr James Casey vs. [B]"The Music Man" JW[/B] Mickey "Flash" Reynolds vs. [B]Pants Boy[/B] Jacob Serfling vs. [B]Mr Canada[/B] [B]Lads Night Out[/B] vs. The One Percenters For The Vacant BWA Tag Titles Astil vs. [B]Prime[/B] No. 1 Contender Grudge Match [B]Jaffa[/B] vs. Gringo (c) For The BWA UK Championship

[Phantom Stranger]

[CENTER][B]BWA No Saints Allowed[/B] Held at St Luke's Church, Torquay September 2008 [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/davidhallettyoungenglishman.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/emma.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Good evening, everyone and welcome to BWA No Saints Allowed. We've got a lot lined up tonight – the in-ring debuts of Mr Canada and the mysterious 'World Tour' Tyler Idol, the number one contenders match between former friends Astil and Prime and what I'd guess will be the last battle in the war between the One Percenters and the Lads Night Out. [B]Emma Whatever:[/B] And that battle's got the tag team belts on the line, thanks to Prime and Astil breaking up like that. I'm hoping we're going to hear what happened with that... [B]Young Englishman:[/B] No question about it. In fact, while it won't answer your question, I spoke to one of the competitors earlier – let's hear what he had to say backstage with the Young Englishman. Young Englishman? [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/davidhallettyoungenglishman.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/astil2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] The 72” flatscreen TV that serves as the BWA's TitanTron cuts out of black to a bar in Torquay earlier in the day. Seated at a table with a glass of Coke in front of him is Astil; across, still in his trademark tux, is the voice of the BWA. [B]Young Englishman: [/B]Thanks, David. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here now with the man who last month was cost the tag team titles by the actions of his partner, dissolving the team by a shock DDT. Astil, tonight you face that man with a shot at the championship on the line if you win – you've got to be fired up for this. [B]Astil: [/B]You have no idea. Prime, I've got no idea what you think you're pulling here, but it's guaranteed to cost you starting tonight. I watched your back for a year. We won belts together. But you abandoned me, and that's just not a good idea. I know you, Prime – no one else in the BWA knows you as well as I do. I know everything you're capable of and we both know that if I want to, I'll go right past your limits. Whatever risk it takes, I'll take that chance. And you're not coming away from this the winner. But you know what really hurts? Next month, BWA In Crisis, I'll leave with the belt. My first singles title, Prime. And the taste of victory is going to be bitter after your betrayal. You cost me that joy. For that? You pay. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/davidhallettyoungenglishman.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/emma.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] It's going to be an amazing match. Coming up first, though, we've got a real treat – Pete “The Gentleman” Davis takes on 'World Tour' Tyler Idol in his BWA debut. You can see Tyler in the ring already and he definitely looks ready for the fight. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/petedavis.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]EW:[/B] And here comes Pete right now – wait, who the hell is that? [B]YE:[/B] Whoever it is caught The Gentleman completely by surprise. Clubbing forearm shots to the back. Russian leg sweep – bodyslam – he's locking in a grounded full nelson- [B]Tyler Idol:[/B] Meet my associate, Peter – Hyde Hill! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/hydeA.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Well, I guess that explains what he's doing here. Hill now forcing The Gentleman back to his feet through that full nelson – good grief, he's actually lifted him into the air – sitout full nelson bomb! [B]EW:[/B] This guy Hill is a wrestling machine! [B]YE: [/B]There's no doubting his ability now. But the question is, can The Gentleman even compete after that? [B]EW:[/B] He's going to have to. Hill just rolled him into the ring! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/petedavis.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/tyleridol.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]And there's the bell. But I don't think this is going to last long. Idol already on Pete's case with a stomping session. [B]EW:[/B] Doesn't look like he's much of a slouch himself, does he? [B]YE: [/B]Not 'alf. The Gentleman gets a hold – wow, quick rollup out of nowhere – no, Idol kicks out at one and he doesn't look happy. Front facelock applied by Idol, lifts him up... very smooth execution on that TKO there and straight into the pin... one, two, three! Tyler Idol wins his first match in the BWA and he does it, for all the cheating, in style! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/musicmanjw.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]EW: [/B]Here comes the cavalry, though – JW and the Gentleman always have each other's backs! Wait – what? [B]YE: [/B]We seem to be getting smoke spilling out from under the ring. Idol looks like he knows what's going on, JW looks worried and Hyde – where's Hyde gone? [B]EW:[/B] Yowch! Under the ring, I guess. JW didn't see that tornado DDT coming! [B]YE:[/B] So much for the rescue, then. Idol and Hill make their escape and now the Music Man becomes the second wrestler tonight to get beaten up by Hill before their match. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/musicmanjw.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jamescasey.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER][B]YE:[/B] Well, this should be interesting., JW looks to be dazed but he's still on his feet, which is more than can be said for Pete when the last match started. He's tough and that means Dr. Casey still has his work cut out for him. [B]EW:[/B] Although Casey's on a winning streak! [B]YE:[/B] One match is not a winning streak. I don't care how cool it was. [B]EW:[/B] You totally do. [B]YE: [/B]Well, from a commentary standpoint, yeah, but – anyway. JW looks to have found his stride now, cutting off Casey's holds with short jabs. He's not letting the Doctor get started and with the injury he sustained before the show started that's probably the smart plan. And now to the ropes, JW with a clothesline- [B]EW:[/B] WHEE! [B]YE:[/B] Indeed, textbook counter into an arm drag by Casey there – and there's his opening! Casey has JW on the mat and measures him – vicious kick to the head there and now he's going to the ropes – wow! Moonsault knee drop across JW's head and that's not going to help after the DDT. Casey with the cover now and one... two... three! Dr Casey makes it! [B]EW: [/B]So now it's a winning streak? [B]YE:[/B] ... [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/davidhallettyoungenglishman.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/emma.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] You know what, let's change the subject. A lot of the questions we get asked of late have been about the issues between Panix Storm and his wife. [B]EW:[/B] Yeah. Starting up the BWA has been kind of hard on them and I've lost count of the number of times he's said something dumb in front of Dawn. [B]YE:[/B] Right, 'cause that only started with the BWA. [B]EW: [/B]You're not helping. [B]YE:[/B] I'm here to report, not help. We've got happy news for people worried about that – Panix and Dawn are away this month because they're on holiday together. Looks like the issues are over. [B]EW:[/B] Now Panix just needs to get Jaffa to calm down and they'll be fine. [B]YE:[/B] True, although if he wins the belt tonight I think Jaffa's going to be plenty happy enough. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mickeyflash.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/pantsboy.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Now here comes something a little bit different, I think. No pre-match assaults- [B]EW:[/B] Wait for it. [B]YE:[/B] What? [B]EW:[/B] No, you're OK. No one rushed the ring, and there's the bell. Pants Boy looks a bit nervous, doesn't he? [B]YE:[/B] Definitely. There's been some question recently about whether his tag partner's still a part of the BWA but I'm happy to report that Chris Funk is very much still on the payroll! [B]EW:[/B] And so is George McAllister! [B]YE:[/B] What's that got to do with this match? [B]EW:[/B] Shurrup and watch the wrestling! [B]YE:[/B] Good work by Pants Boy so far despite his nerves. He seems to be fairly confident here – but then, he's a former BWA tag champion. He's got the pedigree of champions. [B]EW:[/B] Have you noticed that whenever you say that someone kicks the guy you're talking about in the face? [B]YE:[/B] I'm impressed that Mickey can actually kick that high, to be honest. But a dive is definitely not the best time to be kicked in the face and Pants Boy looks to be out of it. Can Mickey capitalise... [B]EW:[/B] That looks like a yes to me. [B]YE:[/B] Turnbuckle spear from 'Flash' and I think... yes, it's over! Mickey Reynolds carries the day! [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jacobserfling.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mrcanada.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]EW: [/B]So this is the famous Mr Canada. [B]YE:[/B] Looks kind of... unassuming. [B]EW: [/B]Yeah, not scary at all. Serfling looks scarier! [B]YE:[/B] I think that's actually scientifically impossible, but as you can see, neither man is any kind of slouch in the ring. Lovely dropkick from Serfling there takes Mr Canada down to one knee and it looks like that's where the former ref is focusing his offence. Series of stiff kicks to the knee and Mr Canada is barely standing – but he manages to catch the kick coming and single-leg Serfling to the mat. Canada down himself and this is impressive mat work from the newcomer. There's no question that Serfling has the clear advantage in the air, but if he can't get back up this could be over. Single leg crab applied by Mr Canada and Serfling makes it to the ropes. An actual clean break, a true rarity in the BWA, and Mr Canada comes in again, stops the kick, enzuigiri try from Serfling ducked, Canada looks to be going for the sharpshooter, countered on the mat into a grounded headscissors takedown from Serfling – but Canada rolls through and he's right back to the sharpshooter! [B]EW:[/B] And now Jacob's stuck in the middle of the ring! [B]YE:[/B] Indeed, he's actually made things worse for himself... Yes, there it is! Mr Canada wins his debut match via submission! [B]EW:[/B] If this had been a tag match I think it would've gone the other way. [B]YE:[/B] Given The Gentleman's alliance with Serfling I've got to say you're probably right. [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/earlbreese.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/tomlynch.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]EW: [/B]Here comes the LNO. Looks like it's time for the tag title match! [B]YE: [/B]Yes... no sign of Big Dave, but Earl Breese and Tom Lynch don't look like they're worried. [B]EW:[/B] Probably rules out sabotage. [B]YE: [/B]Indeed, and what's that they're carrying? [B]EW: [/B]Looks like a bottle of vodka in a bar optic. [B]YE: [/B]And now they're fastening that above their corner post... How strange. And now they're just waiting for their opponents tonight... There's Trell, and there's Wallbanger... [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]EW:[/B] Wait. That's so not their music! [B]YE:[/B] Definitely not and the One Percenters don't look happy about it, but the LNO are laughing their heads off in the ring! [B]EW: [/B]I guess that's where Big Dave is! [B]YE: [/B]No... [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/bigdave.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] That's him coming flying out of the entrance! [B]EW:[/B] What's going on? Who's that? [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/antithesis.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] I don't know, but – that's a One Percenters shirt! [B]Wallbanger:[/B] We ain't stupid, boys. We know as well as you do how you've stayed ahead of us all this time. The extra man. [B]Trell:[/B] We keep hearing people say we're stupid for not bringing in our own counter agent. But only one per cent of bikers are violent sons of bitches. And only one per cent of that one per cent are worthy to ride with us. [B]Wallbanger:[/B] It's just taken us some time to find him. Get a good look at your end, boys. This is the Antithesis of Decency! [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/earlbreese.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/tomlynch.jpg[/IMG] w/ [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/bigdave.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG] w/ [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/antithesis.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] What a night of revelations, and here it comes, for the BWA Tag Titles. This has a shot at being the match of the night! [B]EW: [/B]Earl Breese starts with Trell, and he looks pretty confident. [B]YE:[/B] You mean drunk. [B]EW:[/B] That's what I said! [B]YE:[/B] ...Well, whatever. Trell with a distinct power advantage, but Breese is fighting dirty! [B]EW:[/B] It's not helping much though, is it! [B]Big Dave:[/B] RELOAD! [B]YE:[/B] Earl Breese ducks the forearm from Trell and dives back to the LNO corner! Tag? No – Oh! [B]EW:[/B] Tom Lynch hits the optic and Breese tilts his head back for a shot of liquid courage. Here he comes! [B]YE:[/B] A fired up Earl Breese going toe to toe with Trell and that extra Dutch courage seems to have equalised the fighting. Trell tags in Wallbanger, and now Breese is back on the back foot against the fresh man. [B]EW: [/B]Looks like he realises! Tag to Tom Lynch! [B]YE: [/B]And Lynch comes out fast! Rights and lefts! Over to the ropes and he stops dead as Antithesis comes close. He's not used to the Percenters having a man on the outside. Here comes Wallbanger – what a big boot! [B]EW:[/B] Tom Lynch is down! Banger picks him up. Looks like the Banger Smash is coming... [B]Big Dave:[/B] PLAN B! [B]YE: [/B]Thumb to the eye by Lynch and he heads for his corner. There's the shot of vodka- [B]EW:[/B] What did Big Dave just hand him? [B]YE:[/B] What? OH DEAR LORD! [B]EW:[/B] It must have been a lighter! Tom Lynch just spat fire at Wallbanger! [B]YE:[/B] That has to be a DQ and... yes, referee Chris Roberts is calling for it. The LNO are heading out of there fast. [B]EW:[/B] No surprise. Look how PO'd Banger is! [B]YE: [/B]He nearly got set on fire. You can't blame him. But with a DQ finish, the tag belts won't be awarded. They're still vacant! [B]EW:[/B] I don't think that matters to either team any more! [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/astil2.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/cameronbrogden.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Well, you've got to ask how these two expect to follow that and, really, they shouldn't have to. [B]EW:[/B] Spitting fire pretty much defines cheating. Don't forget, though, a shot at the UK Championship is on the line here. [B]YE:[/B] As well as each man's pride. This should be an incredible high-flying contest. Astil looks as fired up as it gets, but Prime's keeping things under control. He's smiling! He's actually smiling as he takes it back to Astil! [B]EW:[/B] Uh oh. [B]YE: [/B]Yeah, I think he's up to something to. Astil ducks the dropkick and comes back with a beauty of a spinwheel kick. Prime rolls out of the ring for a breather- [B]EW:[/B] Look out! [B]YE:[/B] Too late! Suicide dive from Astil drives Prime into the crowd rail and he looks like he's hurting. Astil back into the ring and to the top – missile dropkick carries both men over into the crowd! [B]EW:[/B] Prime's fighting back! [B]YE:[/B] Indeed, and the counter to the spinning armdrag there puts Prime back in control. Springboard off the barrier into a Primacanrana on the outside! [B]EW:[/B] This is brutal! [B]YE: [/B]Prime back into the ring to break the count and Astil isn't far behind. He must be running on anger alone. [B]EW:[/B] After last month, are you surprised? [B]YE:[/B] Not at all. Cross body from Prime caught and turned into a gutbuster. Astil's going to the top- [B]EW:[/B] Hey, Herrin Domina just came in through the crowd! [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/herrindomina.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] The ref's attention is all on Domina – and who's that! [B]EW:[/B] Whoever it is, they don't like Astil! [B]YE:[/B] Definitely. Sledgehammer shot to the head of Astil from the newcomer! [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/daweasel.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]EW:[/B] The ref hasn't seen it! [B]YE:[/B] Prime's grinning now. High five from Prime to this new guy. And someone else is in the ring... [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mustbemistaken.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]EW: [/B]What was that? What did he just do to Astil? [B]YE:[/B] I think it was nearly a vertical suplex. Both men out of the ring now and Prime goes up to the top rope. Moonsault by Prime as the ref turns back – one, two, three! Prime wins by very dubious means! [B]EW: [/B]And now the others are getting back into the ring. Prime's got a microphone... [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/cameronbrogden.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/herrindomina.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mustbemistaken.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/daweasel.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]Prime:[/B] So everyone's been asking me how I could dare turn on my buddy Astil like that. Like it isn't obvious. But we'll get to that. First I've gotta do something important – which means it definitely needs doing before we bother with this waste of space. When I got into pro wrestling they told me I was crazy. I was too small. I didn't have the body. And I don't believe that. I never have. Now, a former tag champion, I'm the number one contender for the biggest thing in the BWA. I think I've proved myself. I'm ready for prime time. And so are these guys. I took two men that no one else would look at. I trained them. I inspired them. I persuaded Herrin Domina that she can prove herself in a mostly-male company. Because we can. We are ready for prime time. We are the Prime Time Players. And in a minute, my buddies will tell you exactly what their sights are set on. Exactly what we're going to do. But first... first I better get back to why I kicked that waste of space whose ass I just beat to the kerb. Y'see, I have always admired one wrestler above all others. And no one will stop me duplicating his career. And that man... is Shawn Michaels. So I did the tag team thing and we made a rep like few others. And Astil wanted to keep that going and you know what? I was ready for the next step. So I asked myself what Mr Wrestlemania would do, and the answer was obvious. Hey, be grateful, Astil. You're straight edge. Maybe you'll crawl back out of obscurity faster than Janetty ever managed, since you won't be killing your brains like that. Now the next guy HBK was friends with turned into a mistake. I'm smarter than that. This man here – Mistaken, we call him – is not going to turn on me. He knows the score. And he's not on his own. The Prime Time Players are like skipping the dull arguments with Bret Hart and wrestling Max Moon and Jeff Jarrett. We're going straight to the good stuff. We're good enough to do that. And when we're done, D-X will be just a distant memory. [B]Tyler:[/B] Thanks, Prime. Thank you for the chance to wrestle here, and thank you for the chance to hit Astil in the head with a god-damn sledgehammer. Above all, thank you for believing that the true prettiest man in the BWA could become a legend in the world of hardcore. Because I am pretty, and I am amazing. I am 'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler. And me and Mistaken are going to collect those shiny tag team belts. [B]Mistaken:[/B] That's right. Believe me, if you think you can be a tag team champion – you [i]must[/i] be Mistaken. [B]EW:[/B] Isn't Herrin Domina going to say anything? .... [B]YE:[/B] Apparently not. [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/gringo.jpg[/IMG] © vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jaffa.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Here it comes, then, the final match of the night. Two true legends within the BWA, and whoever wins this is going up against a man who just revealed himself as the BWA's biggest egomaniac next month. This should be great; the sheer power of Gringo against the former champ's speed and technical savvy. [B]EW:[/B] Gringo's trying to corner him... [B]YE:[/B] Jaffa squeaks clear. In again, hammerlock – no! Gringo's arm won't budge. Punch to Jaffa's head and somehow the challenger gets clear. He doesn't dodge the knee, though, and the bodyslam sends him halfway across the ring. [B]EW:[/B] I've said this way too much tonight, but who's that? [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/odin.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] I don't know, but he's huge. Clubbing blows from Gringo stagger Jaffa, the champ backs up, charges in – drop toe hold by the challenger! Jaffa takes a breather- [B]EW:[/B] Oh! [B]YE:[/B] Whoever this guy is, he just nailed Jaffa from behind! The ref's called for the bell and you've got to figure Jaffa was cheated out of his title shot tonight. [B]EW:[/B] Gringo was doing pretty well as it was, why'd the guy feel he needed to help him? [B]YE: [/B]Judging by that punch, he wasn't helping him! The newcomer's facing down Gringo and Jaffa at once! [B]EW:[/B] Gringo wants none of this! [B]YE:[/B] You're right. The champ's leaving – and leaving Jaffa to the tender mercies of this giant! [B]EW:[/B] Not just the giant! [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jamescasey.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]Here comes Dr Casey and he's got that weird weapon of his. Jaffa's in real pain now and the newcomer doesn't seem to mind this intrusion. [B]EW:[/B] They must know each other! [B]YE:[/B] The situation looks bad for one of the BWA's big name players. Wait – look! [B]EW:[/B] It's Astil! [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/astil2.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Astil with a flying chair shot to the big guy from the top turnbuckle. [B]EW:[/B] The big guy hasn't gone down! YE: He's tough. But it looks like the extra odds mean he's not so keen on this anymore. [B]EW: [/B]He and Casey are leaving! [B]YE: [/B]Astil helps this month's challenger to his feet. Looks like Jaffa can just about stand. [B]EW:[/B] And that's got to be it! Next month... I have no idea, after all this! What can possibly come next?

[Regis]

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is official: The Prime Time Players rule your universe. Astil? Give up now. We didn't think that there was anything less than 'no chance', but somehow you managed to find it. Congratulations. You may win a prize, once you've got the hell out of our ring. And George McAllister? You're dead. Just so you know. I'm still the prettiest.

[Hyde Hill]

Great job and I like my debut. The World Tour and Hyde possibly with Nevy and Casey are going to go on a rampage! Some grades would have been nice tough even if they where all F-

[James Casey]

Damn right it's a winning streak - and I get Nev as an ally? Man - I'm never going to lose! [COLOR="White"]I now expect to lose the rest of my matches in this diary[/COLOR]

[Blasphemywebleed]

[QUOTE=Regis;487196] And George McAllister? You're dead. Just so you know. I'm still the prettiest.[/QUOTE] Away an fiddle with yourself :rolleyes: None of these BWA inbreds are a patch on the McAllister :cool:

[Hyde Hill]

Oy I gave you an assist too Casey so it might be the 4 of us. Or I just like to randomly beat people up we will see.

[Regis]

[QUOTE=Blasphemywebleed;487201]Away an fiddle with yourself :rolleyes: None of these BWA inbreds are a patch on the McAllister :cool:[/QUOTE] Clearly the whisky in your blood has clouded your judgement. Clearly you've taken a blow to the head. Clearly someone has removed your brain and replaced it with that of a common or garden snail, because that's the only reason I can think of that anyone would risk provoking Pretty Amazing. Or maybe someone has a fetish for being beaten with sledgehammers. We'll just have to find out, won't we?

[mistaken]

[QUOTE]you must be Mistaken.[/QUOTE] why do i always have to repeat my self, I must be mistaken! I have no idea who you are! :D More seriously thought, great show, looks like some solid feuds right out of the starting blocks

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=mistaken;487213] More seriously thought, great show, looks like some solid feuds right out of the starting blocks[/QUOTE] I've been astonished for a while at just how well the feuds people have been requesting have fallen into line with what I've been planning. Having four stables (actually, no - with the new guys, five) really helps, though. Roster post hopefully to follow in a couple of days. Until then, please do continue your heckling, promo writing, and mocking each other. It's all useful inspiration. Oh, and Hyde - as I said, I did the best I could with your webcam pic. Hope it works for you. ;)

[G-Prime]

Great show mate. Prime Time Players rock!

[Tyler Gadzinski]

Hey Pete. Uhh, no hard feelings? You know I just went out there and did what I had to do to get the win. My associate, Hyde Hill, does just what he pleases. He is on the fast track to be an Idol, like me. You see Idol's can do whatever they want, whenever they want. Just wait for the next stop on the World Tour. *Tyler rolls up the window of the car. The camera pans back to show he is riding in a limo.*