darthsiddus2 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 it was a stipulation in an old efed I was in. if you lost the match you had to wear a pink thong to the ring for a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 [B]Don Phoenix & Dave 'The Snake' [/B]vs. Mickey 'Flash' Reynolds & YIM [I]Just because.[/I] Astil vs. [B]Prime[/B] [I]Second billing? Who do you think I am? I do like the fruity font you used for Astil's name though[/I] Mr Canada vs. [B]'Must Be' Mistaken[/B] [I]Mr Canada doesn't belong in the Prime Time![/I] G Cowboy vs. [B]Team Funk[/B] [I]Won't you take me to a funky town?[/I] El Comedor del Bebe vs. [B]Panix Storm[/B] [I]Yarrr![/I] Dr James Casey & Jimmy the Hardcore Paparazzo vs. [B]Gringo & Peter 'The Gentleman' Davis[/B] [I]I'm a Gringo mark.[/I] Pretty Amazing should be fined, then kicked out of the stable, and jobbed out to all of us. And then keelhauled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Gadzinski Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 [B]Don Phoenix & Dave 'The Snake'[/B] vs. Mickey 'Flash' Reynolds & YIM [B]Astil[/B] vs. Prime Mr Canada vs. [B]'Must Be' Mistaken[/B] [B]G Cowboy[/B] vs. Team Funk El Comedor del Bebe vs. [B]Panix Storm[/B] [B]Dr James Casey & Jimmy the Hardcore Paparazzo[/B] vs. Gringo & Peter 'The Gentleman' Davis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regis Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Prediction Key: [B]Don Phoenix & Dave 'The Snake'[/B] vs. Mickey 'Flash' Reynolds & YIM [I]Don Phoenix needs wins, and neither the Flash nor YIM are inspiring.[/I] Astil vs. [B]Prime[/B] [I]Like I said before, our run-ins are infinitely superior to yours![/I] Mr Canadia vs. [B]'Must Be' Mistaken[/B] [I]No question, this is a matter of sheer quality. Astil? We already know he's a lost cause. But Canadia? Do they even have TV in Canadia? Do they even spell Canadia right in Canadia?[/I] G Cowboy vs. [B]Team Funk[/B] [I]WOOOOOOO! GO GO EMU![/I] El Comedor del Bebe vs. [B]Panix Storm[/B] [I]Sorry, but the big guy just can't tak out the pirate.[/I] [B]Dr James Casey[/B] & Jimmy the Hardcore Paparazzo vs. Gringo & Peter 'The Gentleman' Davis [I]Doc Casey pins everyone, including his own team-mate.[/I] BONUS PREDICTION DECISION!!!!: After the show 'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler pranked Prime. YOU, the D2F faithful, can vote on what judgement is handed down! [I]I say he's a talent unparallelled in this company, and don't see what all the fuss is about. Leave him be![/I] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antithesis Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 [QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;552785]So you're for letting it go? ;)[/QUOTE] Slap on the wrist is maybe the most sever punishment I'd risk. Since it is, ya know, a Bar room fed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthsiddus2 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 yea but we're a wacky bar fed..... it needs to be weird. I still say my pink thong idea works. its frickin hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Stranger Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 Still time to influence the discipline wrought on 'Pretty Amazing' and to get your picks in, gang... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 I'm going to hold off on predictions (except to say that Don Phoenix returns with a submission finisher--the Blaze of Glory anklelock :p--and kicks @rse) as due to work constraints I haven't been as able to keep up with this as I'd have liked. As for "Pretty Amazing," fine him, demote his push, and job him for a couple of months. If it happens again, riot act time. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFC-KING Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 [B]Don Phoenix & Dave 'The Snake'[/B] vs. Mickey 'Flash' Reynolds & YIM [B]Astil[/B] vs. Prime Mr Canada vs. [B]'Must Be' Mistaken[/B] G Cowboy vs. [B]Team Funk[/B] El Comedor del Bebe vs. [B]Panix Storm[/B] [B]Dr James Casey & Jimmy the Hardcore Paparazzo[/B] vs. Gringo & Peter 'The Gentleman' Davis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallbanger Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Prediction Key: [B]Don Phoenix & Dave 'The Snake'[/B] vs. Mickey 'Flash' Reynolds & YIM [B]Astil[/B] vs. Prime [B]Mr Canada[/B] vs. 'Must Be' Mistaken G Cowboy vs. [B]Team Funk[/B] El Comedor del Bebe vs. [B]Panix Storm[/B] [B]Dr James Casey & Jimmy the Hardcore Paparazzo[/B] vs. Gringo & Peter 'The Gentleman' Davis As for discipline, hit PATT in the pocketbook for a few quid and be done with it. It also looks like I'll have to write a segment to keep my pretty face on screen... :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Stranger Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 [QUOTE=Wallbanger;562234] It also looks like I'll have to write a segment to keep my pretty face on screen... :cool:[/QUOTE] You are, in fact, highly active this month in segments. Your pretty face is, admittedly, not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallbanger Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 [quote=Phantom Stranger;562395]You are, in fact, highly active this month in segments. Your pretty face is, admittedly, not.[/quote] lol, should be good then. BTW, if you ever get a 'character needs freshening up' message for me let me know as I've got a couple of ideas that could be fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Stranger Posted January 22, 2009 Author Share Posted January 22, 2009 Just been prodded elsewhere, so to let everyone know... [I][SIZE="2"] Destined to Fail is not dead.[/SIZE][/I] I have a lot of shows still in mind, a lot of gimmick matches, and I aim to get all of them in. It's likely that the company will hit bankruptcy at some point; when that happens, I plan to do a blowout final show which will be somewhat above and beyond the strangeness we've had so far, and in storyline 'fold' the BWA. At that point the data will lie fallow for a while, until either I get the urge again or someone else gets the urge - when I'd naturally pass on the data - when a new company can be started up employing many of the original cast. Before then? The Calvinball Match, the Doomsday Device Match, the Trunk of Funk, Astil taking Hell In A Cardboard Cell to the next level, and a whole lot more. So please accept my apologies for the delay. D2F is actually the most intensive thing to produce that I write, so it's vulnerable to slowdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Calvinball!?! Dude, that match is so ready for the Primetime, I have to be involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Stranger Posted January 22, 2009 Author Share Posted January 22, 2009 [QUOTE=G-Prime;569756]Calvinball!?! Dude, that match is so ready for the Primetime, I have to be involved.[/QUOTE] I shall make a note. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Stranger Posted January 24, 2009 Author Share Posted January 24, 2009 [CENTER][B]BWA Breaking Point November 2009 St Luke's Church, Torquay [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/davidhallettyoungenglishman.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/emma.jpg[/IMG] [/B][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Welcome back, BWA fans, to the Breaking Point. To give you some idea, Prime takes on Astil once again – and that's not our main event! [B]Emma Whatever:[/B] And we're promised the fallout from last month's Biker's Bonfire, where the Gentlemen's Club failed to make Los Muertos Rudos unmask. [B]YE: [/B]We'll have more from the war between the Prime Time Players and Canada's Coalition, too. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/donphoenix.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/davethesnakehogg.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mickeyflash.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/YancyIsaacMartin.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YIM:[/B] Come ON. One of our main eventers is getting over by explaining who we're ripping off in detail as we do it? Who booked this crap? [B]YE: [/B]That's kind of unfair. Prime works really hard. [B]EW:[/B] Bit of a weird match this one, isn't it? [B]YE: [/B]Well, these certainly aren't our typical tag teams, no. But there's a lot of young talent in this ring. Looks like YIM and the Snake will be starting us off...Dropkick by the Snake, ducked, elbow drop by YIM scores and some forearms to the face as the Snake tries to rise... [B]EW:[/B] Neither of these guys have any wins, right? No wonder they're so intense about it... [B]YE: [/B]Well, that's very true. Dave in particular has to be hungry for a win – this is more than four years since his debut match. YIM tries for a camel clutch; Dave counters to a snapmare, up and a dropkick to the back of the head. Tag to Don Phoenix, to the top rope and Don gives Dave a Rocket launcher onto YIM! [B]EW:[/B] Turned around fast... [B]YE:[/B] Anything can happen in the BWA. Sometimes that's more depressing than others. YIM scooped up – death valley driver! Blind tag by Mickey and in he comes – flying forearm ducked by the Don. Monkey flip takes Mickey down... [B]EW: [/B]C'mon, Micky, I want my new TV... [B]YE: [/B]So that's the side you bet on? [B]EW: [/B]Dave never wins. Mickey was nearly champ. Basic maths. [B]YE:[/B] You're a harsh, harsh woman. Mickey coming back with some stiff shots to the jaw, the Don is rattled, a bit of showboating – snap backbreaker by the Don! Mickey's in real pain! [B]EW:[/B] Here comes YIM- [B]YE: [/B]Snap suplex by the Don sends YIM crashing into Mickey's gut. Don covers on moth men – no way Mickey can kick out with two men's weight over him! One, two, three! [B]EW: [/B]Did... did... did Dave the Snake just win? [B]YE:[/B] Technically, yes. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/cheerleadermish.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/BobbyStPierre.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/AndrewMcMenamin.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/MaxxHero.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/themaniac.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Oh, Lord... looks like the ego trip is about to begin. [B]McMenamin:[/B] I wish all of the plebeians in attendance a better evening than they deserve, an evening almost as perfect as I intend mine to be. It is not, of course, truly possible for you to have an evening so great; you lack the appreciation, the understanding of the finer things in life, that would enable you to truly live that greatest of dreams – but I wish you joy of your lot in life tonight nonetheless. [B]The Maniac:[/B] Good mood, boss? [B]McMenamin: [/B]Of course, my dear Piltdown Man, of course. Tonight you see your mentor in his finest fettle, as tonight our problems are solved. If I might, for a moment, address the imbeciles currently masquerading as Los Muertos Rudos – tonight, gentlemen, your deception comes to an end. We know you to be in the building, and by night's end we will have your masks in hand, your identities exposed. To that end, we have contracted Odin's ruffian James to provide a live feed update on our activities, that this travesty may be ended as swiftly as justice might hope. [B]YE:[/B] But... they lost the match with the masks on the line. [B]EW:[/B] And you expected them to fight fairly? [B]YE:[/B] You have a point. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/astilbwa.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/cameronbrogden.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Man, oh man... the amount of hatred these two must have for each other by now. [B]EW:[/B] I'd bet Astil only joined Canada's Coalition to keep on fighting Prime. [B]YE:[/B] Indeed, the Straight Edge Samurai has been proving the 'Marty Janetty' comparison wrong all the way. Prime opens fast with a running clothesline, countered into an armdrag. Astil moves – kicked off his feet by Prime, good reactions, both men up... [B]EW:[/B] I don't think this match will end well. [B]YE:[/B] You could well be right, but we'll see. Astil goes for a cross body, caught into a gutwrench suplex by Prime. Nice innovation there... stepping up the ropes into a spinout legdrop. Astil looks stunned by that... and Prime's going to the top rope... Astil kips up! Jumping dropki – DIVE! [B]EW:[/B] He just wiped out our table! [B]YE:[/B] Prime's down and he looks stagger- [B]EW:[/B] AGAIN! [B]YE: [/B]What? Oh my god, Astil's going up for a suicide swanton- [B]EW: [/B]They just wrecked our ****ing table again! [B]YE: [/B]Emma, this isn't entirely rel- [B]EW:[/B] It's not cool anymore! [B]YE: [/B]Oh for God's sake, we just missed a really cool moment, Astil just hit the swanton to the outside! He's dragging Prime to the ring- Oh, here it comes... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/daweasel.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/herrindomina.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mustbemistaken.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mrcanada.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/tyleridol.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/hydeA.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DarthSiddius.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/revenant.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B] EW:[/B] Mass brawl time, huh? [B]YE: [/B]Sure looks that way. That's the end of this one as a legitimate contest... [B]EW: [/B]Hey, your telly's come back on. [B]YE: [/B]The unmasking time, huh? [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/daweasel.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/herrindomina.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mustbemistaken.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/astilbwa.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mrcanada.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/tyleridol.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/hydeA.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DarthSiddius.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/revenant.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/astilbwa.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [i]Instead, we go into a video highlights loop of what's been going on during the Coalition/Players feud. Highlights include the betraying superkick to Mr Canada, the bar brawl, and Darth Sid's arrival on the scene – complete with a review of the firework wall that cut Prime Time off from the ring last month.[/i] [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mrcanada.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mustbemistaken.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]And more in that saga now, with the ref having managed to get the rest of the combatants out of the ring. Not that they've gone far- [B]EW: [/B]I think Tyler Idol's gone to the bar. [B]YE: [/B]Well, I guess that's one down. Mistaken leads with a headbutt – no technical wrestling here. Belly-to-belly suplex takes Canada down. [B]EW: [/B]He can work it when he wants to! [B]YE:[/B] He doesn't often, though. Wait- [B]EW: [/B]That didn't take long. [B]YE: [/B]Prime to the top rope – flying elbow drop on Mr Canada! Astil to the other turnbuckle – flying thrust kick drops Mistaken! Hyde Hill is in – the Revenant's in – WALL OF FLAME AGAIN! [B]EW:[/B] The Prime Time Players are cut off from their boss! [B]YE: [/B]Tyler Idol returns with chairs for everyone! Canada's Coalition with another carefully orchestrated beatdown thanks to Darth Sid's obstructions! Canada with the Down North on Mistaken! There's the bell! [B]EW:[/B] Oh, no... [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/odin.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Here comes Odin. And the wall of flame is gone... Odin's in the ring... chokeslam for Astil! He rips a chair out of Idol's grip – LEX TALIONIS ON ASTIL! And now Odin's leaving again... [B]EW: [/B]Hey, the telly's just come on... [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/cheerleadermish.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/BobbyStPierre.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/AndrewMcMenamin.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/MaxxHero.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/themaniac.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/Masked%20Percent/antithesisranger.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/Masked%20Percent/bangernegro.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/Masked%20Percent/trellclassic.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER][i]Live feed from backstage now. Los Muertos Rudos are jumped from behind; each of them is more than a match for one of their opponents, but a weight of numbers and foreign objects beats them down over time. Still fighting, they struggle as McMenamin attempts to rip Abismo Negro's mask off. [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DJStorm.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/earlbreese.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/bigdave.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/tomlynch.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] A beer bottle arcs through the air, catching Maxx Hero in the temple – and the LNO are on the Gentlemen's Club from behind. Fending them off means letting go of Los Muertos Rudos, and that rapidly leaves them disadvantaged in a seven-on-five beatdown. The LNO high-five with Los Muertos Rudos before Matt Classic remarks “Phase three?” and the two groups scatter.[/i] [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/richyg.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/TheCowboy.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/drfunkenstein.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/dancecyborg.jpg[/IMG] w/ [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/Masked%20Percent/emu.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER][B]EW:[/B] I just wanna say, for the record, that the emu still creeps me the hell out. [B]YE:[/B] That's probably a good sign for your sanity, Emma. Who'd you pick for this one? [B]EW: [/B]Difficult to say. I'd guess we're going to see the Heroes get themselves involved- [B]YE:[/B] Is there any way to get a clean match around here without surrounding the ring with cardboard? [B]EW:[/B] Drugs, probably. Anyway, that'd lead to a DQ win for Team Funk, but the Emu's a wildcard. Rod Hull never did so much damage. [B]YE: [/B]Soviet Dancebot 5000 starts off with Richy G. The G-Boyo goes for a rolling wheel kick; Night Fever shuffle dodges clear for the Dancebot and a moonwalk roundhouse kick counters. Richy goes over the top rope - [B]EW:[/B] LOOK OUT FOR THE EMU! [B]YE: [/B]Careful! They go after people making that much noise! [B]EW:[/B] I just noticed – there's some tinfoil on the emu's head... [B]YE:[/B] G back in, snapmare takedown on the Dancebot, quick tag to the Cowboy, double-team dropkick! Smooth tag teamwork here, and- [B]EW:[/B] Well, I was right. [B]YE:[/B] Maybe that's why you keep getting job offers. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/ChrisFunk.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/pantsboy.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] The Heroes just waiting at ringside right now – suicide dive by the Dancebot! Pants Boy is wiped out! Doktor Funkenstein is going toe to toe with Chris Funk! [B]EW: [/B]I'm so glad I didn't put money on this one. It's going to go to count-out. [B]YE:[/B] Yes, looks like it. Doktor Funkenstein salvages the emu and Team Funk beat a hasty retreat... Chris Funk has the microphone! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/ChrisFunk.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/pantsboy.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]Funk: [/B]Funkenstein! It's time to show these people the evil that dwells within you. The poison kernel to your funky nuts. [B]YE: [/B]Emma, stop laughing. [B]Funk:[/B] You and I both know how crucial that emu is to the fate of the world. You and I both know what you plan. I've stopped you every time before, and I guess I have to step up to the plate and try again. Next show, Funkenstein... just in time for Christmas... it's time we have ourselves a Doomsday Device Match. [B]YE:[/B] Usually a match with a finisher name ends when you hit it, but I'm guessing this is something different. [B]EW:[/B] I guess so. [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/captainpanix.jpg[/IMG] w/ [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DawnStorm.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/edisrawpseudorudo.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER][B]YE: [/B]Pirate Panix seems to be unable to escape the Asatru at the moment; having just got done with Odin and found Dr Casey at the throat- [B]EW:[/B] Possibly literally. [B]YE:[/B] - thank you, Emma – of his friend Jaffa, and I can't help but recall that Odin promised that he'd tear apart Panix's friends and family. [B]EW:[/B] Yeah. I still don't know that I'm sure this isn't part of Odin's plan. [B]YE:[/B] In any case, this match is one that champion Dr Casey has put between Panix and his championship belt – and El Comedor, of course, was also part of the vicious assaults on Jaffa. Panix starts out strong with a series of rights to the ersatz luchador, whip to the ropes, shoulder block by El Comedor knocks Panix down, legdrop attempted but Panix clear, to the ropes, jumps – he's got the Pirateline! Here he comes swinging back... [B]EW:[/B] Is it still a dropkick when you're swinging from a rope? [B]YE:[/B] Eh, close enough. Panix back again, lets go with a thunderous legdrop from six feet above his opponent, cover – one, two, no! [B]EW:[/B] El Comedor is definitely tough. [B]YE:[/B] Well, we all knew that. Comedor gets Panix, whip to the ropes, Polish hammer – he can't keep his fictional nationality straight, this guy – picks Panix up – onto the shoulder – running powerslam but Panix grabs the Pirateline and tugs himself clear! Comedor turns around into a huracanrana off the line – one, two, three! [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jamescasey.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jimmy.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/gringo.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/petedavis.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]EW:[/B] Tough break for El Comedor. YE: Well, roadblocks on the path to the champion have a history of not working out so good in the BWA. I guess here we're just seeing that the Asatru don't get an exception. The champion in action here tonight alongside Jimmy, and another of Pirate Panix's allies in Gringo faces him with everyone's favourite running mate, Pete 'The Gentleman' Davis. Where's your money riding, Emma? [B]EW:[/B] Dr James Casey came into this company well over a year ago now. He still hasn't ever lost. Gringo's a former tag champion and a former champion, but I don't think we can view them the same way. [B]YE:[/B] Sounds like you don't think there are many out there who can win against Casey. [B]EW:[/B] Astil, maybe. He did beat Odin. Panix, same thing. And probably Prime, between the weight of numbers and the fact that honestly he's good enough not to need those numbers. [B]YE:[/B] I should get you to discuss form more often. That's the most insightful commentary I've heard from you in some time. [B]EW:[/B] Your mum. [B]YE: [/B]That's a disturbing image. [B]EW: [/B]Tell me about it. Freaked myself out now. [B]YE: [/B]Jimmy in first against Gringo. Big boot to open it and Jimmy hits the ground hard. He's not had a great win-loss record, Jimmy, but he's resilient; look at him crawling to the ropes... Gringo just seems to be stalking him. [B]EW: [/B]He's got the Rock's mannerisms down pat! [B]YE: [/B]That's maybe a bit generous to Gringo, Emma, but I take your point. Stalking Jimmy as he rises... Gringo Bottom? No! Jimmy counters into an STO! [B]EW:[/B] Jimmy can't believe it! COVER HIM, EEJIT! [B]YE:[/B] They really should disqualify you from betting when you give advice like that. Jimmy makes the cover but Gringo had already recovered, DDT from Gringo! Tags to the Gentleman, looks like Pete's going for a figure-four – kicked clear and Jimmy tags in the champ! [B]EW:[/B] Gonna get messy... [B]YE: [/B]Backbreaker on Pete – Casey holds on and hefts him into the Jaffarack! Gringo can't take this – he's coming in! Jimmy in too, but the ref is allowing it... Casey throws Pete at Gringo, Gringo catches, leg sweep by Jimmy takes them both down... Casey drops a knee on Gringo to stun him, gesturing Jimmy to the top... [B]EW: [/B]I didn't know Jimmy could fly... [B]YE:[/B] Casey's getting in the ref's face, why – JIMMY'S GOT THE CAMERA! A photo from the top rope and then a diving camera shot to Gringo's head. Pete's picked himself back up – Cactus clothesline by Jimmy takes them both out of the ring, Casey covers Gringo- [B]EW: [/B]He's not the legal man! [B]YE:[/B] One, two, three! The ref got it wrong! [B]EW: [/B]What's going to come of that? [B]YE: [/B]I guess we'll find out next month! See you then, fans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Uh-oh. Odin got involved. This won't end well. Hey Astil, how about a truce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyde Hill Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Dont worry Astil, Hyde Hill has your back! Odin any time any place brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djthefunkchris Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 OOOO! The Doomsday Device Match!!! MY FAVORITE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Stranger Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 [QUOTE=djthefunkchris;571744]OOOO! The Doomsday Device Match!!! MY FAVORITE!!!![/QUOTE] Erm... ... ... You know what it IS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1PWfan Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I would comment, but I've keeled over and died at the shock of actually winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Stranger Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 [QUOTE=1PWfan;571878]I would comment, but I've keeled over and died at the shock of actually winning.[/QUOTE] In that case, someone better check on Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djthefunkchris Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 [QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;571753]Erm... ... ... You know what it IS?[/QUOTE] I must! I requested it!! And it looks LIKE I REALLY REALLY LIKE IT!!!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Stranger Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DTFPosters/BWAAOM2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Prediction Key: Doomsday Device Match The Heroes vs. Team Funk w/ Emu Board Games Match Prime Time Players (Prime, Herrin Domina, 'Must Be' Mistaken & 'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler) vs. Canada's Coalition (Mr Canada, Astil, 'World Tour' Tyler Idol & Hyde Hill The Holland Hitman) Hardcore Tag (Los Muertos Rudos' Masks on the Line) Los Muertos Rudos vs. Gentlemen's Club w/ Andrew McMenamin, Cheerleader Mish & The Wrestlemaniac) George McAllister vs. Gringo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djthefunkchris Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 [B]Doomsday Device Match[/B] [B]The Heroes[/B] vs. Team Funk w/ Emu Board Games Match Prime Time Players (Prime, Herrin Domina, 'Must Be' Mistaken & 'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler) vs. [B]Canada's Coalition (Mr Canada, Astil, 'World Tour' Tyler Idol & Hyde Hill The Holland Hitman)[/B] Hardcore Tag (Los Muertos Rudos' Masks on the Line) Los Muertos Rudos vs. [B]Gentlemen's Club w/ Andrew McMenamin,[/B] [B]Cheerleader Mish & The Wrestlemaniac)[/B] George McAllister vs. [B]Gringo[/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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