The Amazing Adventures of Cactus Man

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Oh, thank god! I had the craziest dream after that freak hit me, I touched a thing that turned me into a cactus! You're... you're the guy he was going to kill, right?

Sadly yes, American Defender is the name. Protector of Truth, Justice & Mom's Apple Pie! But I hate to tell you kid, that was no dream. I took the Disc of Arubanon off your chest when I got you back here to my Defender Den.

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WHAT!?! That happened?!! What.. what am I? What is that thing?

The Disc of Arubanon. Only eight exist in the known universe, sent by the Galactic High Council to worlds with senient life that have become darkened by evil. The disc is meant to be bestowed upon that world's greatest hero, they can then touch the plant or animal thats attributes will best help them in their situation. Haemogoblin wanted it for his own evil devices, Captain Awesome himself tasked me with looking after it until a suitable champion could be found. It seems the Disc found its own champion.

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Seriously? You expect me to buy this? OK, enough is enough, did Steve put you up to this?

Fine kid, here you go.

Defender threw Jimmy the disc and as Jimmy went to catch it it thudded into his chest and began to glow. Cactus spines began to grow out of Jimmy's chest, his skin turned green and wrinkled.

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See, told ya kid.

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Oh yeah, Mr Stripes, you told me all right? But tha question is 'Why tha hell am I still a god-damn cactus?!?

That thing sure does give you an attitude doesn't it! You must be stuck on the last setting. (Defender picks up one of the many cats wandering around his 'den') Touch Blinky here, you'll get to be a cat.

Jimmy touched the cat. Then he touched it again. Then he grabbed the cat and went to rub it on his face, luckily Defender grabbed the poor thing before Jimmy impaled it on his body.

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Errrrrr, I may need a bit of advice on this one...

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COMING SOON

The third and final part of this tourturously long back-story Issue

MJStark · November 28, 2011

<div style="text-align:center;">ISSUE#0 - Part3

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American Defender & Jimmy, having removed the disc from his chest, walked along a back-alley in the area of Centenary City affectionately known to the locals as 'The 100 Year Ghetto'. Jimmy looked around nervously

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What are we doing here? The Chief won't even let us patrol this neighbourhood without a SWAT team, you're gonna get us killed!

Cool it kid, we're here.

Jimmy looked around, they were half way down the alley with no doors nearby. Then a brilliant light began to appear in front of them. As Jimmy's eye's adjusted he could see a hand beckonning them. Silently, Jimmy allowed Defender to lead him into the light

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Jimmy looked around himself.

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Man! This is getting crazy! Where are we? I feel like I've stepped onto the set of Star Trek!

Yes, I don't know where they get these wonderfull ideas from!

Jimmy turned, and a well dressed man give him a wink

And you must be Detective James James! They call me The Detective too, no idea why, these things just happen!

(The man begins shaking Jimmy's hand enthusiasticly)

It's so good to see people getting out there and getting on with their lives, no matter the handicap their parents gave them! I kid, I kid! Young man, it truely is a pleasure to meet you. I was wondering when the Disc would choose it's new owner, you must be very proud?

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Honestly? All I really know is 1: I only found this thing by accident and 2: It's broken!

Broken? How so?

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Show him kid.

Jimmy pulled the Disc of Arubanon out of his bag, put it to his chest and once again took on his cuctusy form.

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There! Ya see? I'm a cactus! I can't stop being a cactus! It's weird, I can feel goo sloshing inside me, i don't like it! Whatcha gonna do about it? You an Mr Spripes gonna fix this thing? I didn't want it, you take it, you could do with an update to your look! Where you from, Victorian Diddly Squat?

You see what I was saying Detective? I thought the Disc of Arubanon was surposed to make people all sweetness and light?

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You say Haemogoblin blasted him with Dark Magic during his initial transformation? Tell me my spiney friend, can you stop THIS!?!

The Detective made a symbol in the air with his finger, and light shot across the ship. Jimmy ducked and held his hand in front of him. The points of light dwindled to nothing.

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Good lad. Remove the disc, we shall be back presently.

The Detective took Defender into a side room.

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As I suspected. Haemogoblin's Dark Magic blast during this lad's transformation seems to have altered the effects of the Disc.

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What does this mean Detective?

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Well, essentially the young man will always be a cactus. Spikey in both word and deed. He has also absorbed some Dark Magic energy, giving him who knows what powers. But I can see the good in him. I took the liberty of checking out our Detective James. He's a good man, and determined too. It must have taken a fair bit to track Haemogoblin out into The Wastelands. I have hope for him, but he needs a friend while he learns his new self.

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You can count on me Detective.

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Thank you. I was unsure when that clown Captain Awesome entrusted the Disc to you for safe keeping, but I see now that fate has a purpose for us all my friend. Take the boy home, let him rest for his training must begin soon, I will contact you again when I feel he is ready.

The Detective & American Defender return to the main ship just in time to stop Jimmy from touching the big red button marked DO NOT PUSH.

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Home young man! Out of my ship in any case! We will meet again Detective James. You listen to this man, he is to be your teacher in the ways of being a hero although, if I am any judge of men, and I am, your lessons will not last long.

And with a smile he guided them out of the hatch and back into the night.

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COMING SOON - ISSUE#1

NEW FRIENDS! NEW ENEMIES! AND JIMMY COMES CLEAN!</div>

MJStark · November 28, 2011

<div style="text-align:center;">ISSUE#1

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The next day Jimmy went back into work at the Centenary City Police Department, and was called straight to the Chief of Police's office.

Ahh, Jimmy, take a seat.

(Jimmy sits down)

Now you know I've always thought of you like the son I never had Jimmy. Me and your pop, we worked the beat 15 years before him and your mom got car-jacked that night in Ravenholme and I always said I'd look out for you. But son, you headed off into The Wastelands with no back-up, you've been missing for a week and then you waltz in here like it's just another day. What the hell is going on with you?

Wha... what? It's Wednesday right? Yesterday was Tuesday? Tuesday 15th?

No Jimmy, yesterday was Tuesday 22nd. Jimmy, what happened out there?

And so, knowing he could never deceive the man he grew up knowing as 'Uncle Karl', and after a deep breath, Jimmy explained everything to The Chief. Haemogoblin, American Defender, the Disc, everything.

Well son, if I didn't know you better I'd have you locked up in a straight-jacket down at St Catherine's but I've known you your whole life and if you say that's what happened, then thats what happened.

(The Chief gets up and walks over to his window, looking out at the city thoughtfully)

Jimmy, we all know these things happen, the shadowy villains that roam the streets at night, the strange heroes that try and stop them doing the weird stuff they do. I've often wondered if having a direct line to one of these 'heroes' could help when things get just too big for us regular cops to deal with. Having one on the force sounds even better. Whaddaya say Jimmy? You wanna be my go-to guy?

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Sir, it would be an honour

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Six days later, and Cactus Kid was out patrolling with American Defender in the 100 Year Ghetto when Defender held out his hand to stop him.

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Who goes there? Show yourself, or I will rain down the full might of the American Spirit upon you!

A teenage girl dressed all in green stepped from the shadows

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Ho there, masked crusader, stay your blows,

For I, Robyn Hood, am friend, not foe

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Oh my god! Is it some rule that you guys have to talk like idiots??

Shush your mouth or my arrows will rend,

Your heart in two my spikey friend

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So, yeah then?

Hush Cactus Kid, this fair heroine is well known to me. You would do well to heed her warnings and start anew.

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OK. So, hey, how ya doing beautifull? I'm Cactus Kid, destroyer of villains, doer of good deeds. You wanna hook up?

Your insulting manners I do declare,

Offend the ears and colour the air,

But on one thing you can depend,

I always respect a friend of a friend

With that, Robyn took Defender to one side and whispered in his ear before taking a flourishing bow and disappearing into the night.

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Did... did that little teenage jailbait just snub me? Me? But look at me, I'm the hottest cactus you ever did see! Ah man, she's got me rhyming now too! No wonder she aint interested man! Cactus Kid? I sound like some stupid sidekick!

I suggest my spikey friend that in future when meeting someone for the first time you maybe tone it down a bit? Just until they get to know you or I'm going to be the only friend you've got! Anyway, Robyn just gave me some info. Five days time, Towerblock is planning something big. We had best continue with your training

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Who the hell is Towerblock?

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*****CUE TRAINING MONTAGE!*****

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Downtown Centenary City, 11am. From his day job Cactus Kid was used to stake-outs, but they never usually involved pretending to be a statue in a comic-book store window!

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How much longer we gonna stand here?

Not long now kid, I'm sure of it. This was the best place, the jewelery store is just opposite, now shhhhh...

Two hours later

Man, I'm sick of this, I'm gettin a meatball sub...

Just then, a monsterous giant of a man walked up to the jewelery store and, as he couldn't fit through the door, smashed the window and went inside

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Finally!!

The two heroes burst out of the comicbook store just as Towerblock emmerges, bags of jewels in his hands.

Stop foul fiend, in the name of Truth, Justice and Mom's Apple Pie!

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GGGNNNNNNAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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AAAAHHHGGGGGGG!!!!!

American Defender charged at Towerblock and hit a Running Tackle, taking Towerblock's legs from under him

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Towerblock squash puny little man!

Towerblock picked up American Defender and Slammed him to the ground.

OI! UGLY! Why don't you pick on someone your own size? An elephant would be about right!

Cactus Kid fired his Cactus Energy Spines at Towerblock, the explosion knocking the big man against a wall. However he bounced off the wall like wrestling ropes and ran full pelt at Cactus Kid, swinging his huge fist.

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OH SHIIIIIIIII.....

As Cactus Kid threw his hands up a green glow enveloped him and Towerblock's fist hit something a thousand times harder than steel!

GGGGHHHHHHHAAAAA! Towerblock hurt hand!!

Cool! Found a new one. HA! Once again I prove I AM AWESOME! Right chubs, I've had enough of you...

Cactus Kid placed his hand on the Disc of Arubanon and a green glow flowed from it into his hand.

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Time for a bit of unscheduled demolition!

And Cactus Kid hit Towerblock with an Energy-Charged Punch to the jaw that sent the behemoth soaring down the street and through the open door of a parked truck. Defender ran over to check it out, then pulled down the truck's back door.

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He's out cold! Good work Cactus Kid!

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Damn straight! An I've had enough of this 'Kid' business!

(He looks off into the middle-distance)

No more Cactus Kid! NO!!! I AM CACTUS MAN!!!!

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MJStark · November 28, 2011

<div style="text-align:center;">**LIMITED EDITION INFINITYVERSE *CACTUS MAN SERIES* TRADING CARD**

#1

**FREE WITH ISSUE#1**

Jingo · November 28, 2011

Really good start you've made MJStark keep up the good work .. Also must say i love the trading card idea to show off your stats ... So wish i'd of thought of that one!

jhd1 · November 28, 2011

This is fantastic! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Robyn Hood's character was fun, and I agree with Jingo - the trading card idea is a great one.

Out of interest, how much of the events are in-game, and how much is made up? Some are obvious (Towerblock), and some you explain (Robyn Hood being a failed approach?) but I wasn't sure about things like The Detective meeting.

MJStark · November 29, 2011

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="jhd1" data-cite="jhd1" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="32880" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>This is fantastic! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Robyn Hood's character was fun, and I agree with Jingo - the trading card idea is a great one. Out of interest, how much of the events are in-game, and how much is made up? Some are obvious (Towerblock), and some you explain (Robyn Hood being a failed approach?) but I wasn't sure about things like The Detective meeting.</div></blockquote> Everything in Issue#0 is backstory and purely sets the scene. It set American Defender as an Ally, The Detective as a good friend and Haemogoblin as a Nemesis. The Chief was set as a 99% friend in the data. I met with him and strengthened the friendship, making him an ally, and unmasked to him so he knows my identity. The rest is as you say <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Glad to see people are enjoying it <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

MJStark · November 29, 2011

<div style="text-align:center;">ISSUE#2

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The Chief had once again called Jimmy into his office

Jimmy, how are things going? It's been a couple of weeks, how is being a hero coming along?

Well Sir, it seems to be working out OK. I took down a thug who calls himself Towerblock. Massive guy, locked him in the back of a truck for you.

Ahh, that was your handywork, good job son. Now, the real reason I've called you in here. You remember six months ago, one of our motorcycle patrolmen died in a crash? Well, we tried to hush things up but Officer Frederickson's body was never found, just a small pile of ash. The poor man must have had a run-in with one of these superpowered villains. His partner, Sergeant Harris Jones, has gone a little off the rails since then. We've had reports that he is cruising around the city at night, taking down thugs with a fair bit more predudice than we'd like to see from one of our officers. We've turned a blind eye, I figure a few less scum on the streets, but last night he attacked one of your hero friends. I need this nipping in the bud Jimmy. Talk to the man, make him see sense. If you can't do that bring him to me, any way you can. Do you think you can do that for me Jimmy?

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You can count on me Sir.

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Cactus Man is stood atop a 7/11 with binoculars, scanning the streets when he heard a motorbike engine roaring down the block towards him. He jumped off the roof and landed square in the street in front of the oncoming Harley.

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Stop in the name of Truth, Justic.... Ahhh, screw it, I jus can't do it!!

Jimmy stood to one side and flicked a cactus spine at the bike's back wheel. It came skidding to a halt on its side. The rider got up, brushed himself down, saw Jimmy and drew his massive side-arm

FREEZE! HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE UM DIRTBAG!

Cactus Man raised his hands and stepped towards Sgt Jones.

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Look moron, I ain't interested in a fight, I jus...

You jus wanna what punk? You costumed pricks are all alike! Think ya so strong an tough, roughin up good upstanding people, thinkin you're better than them? Well I'm done! Take that mask off, go get a real job!

(Sgt Jones was foaming at the mouth a little at this point, working himself up into a fury)

Nah, ya know what? I'm gonna make an example of ya, ya spikey little turd!

And with that Jones chambered a round in his Hand Cannon

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DIE FREAK!!

Sgt Jones let loose with the Hand Cannon but luckily Cactus Man jumped out of the way just in time! As he got up Jones ran over and swing a massive Uppercut, but once again Cactus Man dodged the blow. Cactus Man backed away.

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Seriously, you inbred, mother-humping son of a bitch, I don't want to hurt you.

Cactus Man held the sides of the Disc of Arubanon, pulled his hands away and apart. As he did so a net of energy unfolded from the Disc. Cactus Man threw the Prison of Arubanon at Jones, hoping that the powerfull energy net would hold Jones long enough for him to be incapacitated. At the last second a civilian walked out of the 7/11 right into the path of the net and the Prison of Arubanon let out the full force of its energy stun on the poor man, knocking him out cold and giving him quite a trouser cleaning bill into the bargain!

Oh yeah, you're definately the kinda guy I'm looking for! Where where you on March 29th? Oh yeah, I'm gonna enjoy this!

Sgt Jones charged at Cactus Man and tried to use a Police Takedown on him, but once again Cactus Man managed to struggle free, having been trained how to perform the same takedown in the Academy, probably by the same instuctor! But Jones managed to get the drop on him, as Cactus Man stood up Jones' Hand Cannon was an inch from his forehead.

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Goodbye creep!

BOOM!!!!!!!!!

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The world stood still for a moment...

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But I had you! Your head should be all over the wall?!!!?!

Forcefield baby, hope it protected my pants too! Now, I've been playing nice cos I've been asked to but...

CLICK! CLICK! CLICK!

Well at least you're out of ammo! Now look...

Jones threw the Hand Cannon and it hit Cactus Man in the forehead

Oh, that's IT!

Cactus Man looked at his right hand, thought hard, and it swelled up to a massive size while his whole other arm whithered up. Jones' eyes began to bulge.

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Ah, internal fluid transferance! Where would we be without it?

Cactus Man brought his Giant Cactus Palm down hard on Sgt Jones, smashing him to the ground. Jones, bleeding from several 100 small holes, tried to get up

I'm.... not.... finished..... with..... you..... yet..... punk....

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OK, young, dumb & full of glum, sleepy time now.

Cactus Man made a little cactus symbol in the air with his fingers then blew on his palm. Glowing green dust flew from his hand and The Magical Peyote Powers of Sleep hit Sgt Jones full in the face.

Cactus Man called The Chief

Yo boss man, that big moron Jones is all ready for ya to pick up, sleepin like a massive ugly baby outside tha 7/11 on 4th St. You wanna keep that thing on a leesh Cue-Ball, someones gonna get hurt.

Unnnngghhh? It's four in the morning.. Who is this?

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Oh, ya know, jus ya friendly neighbourhood Cactus Man

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MJStark · November 30, 2011

<div style="text-align:center;">ISSUE#3

Cactus Man was patrolling solo in the darkened streets of Centenary City when a figure emerged from the shadows.

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Ah, well met, t'is the spikey one,

I have heard of the good deeds you have done

Cactus Man, remembering the words of American Defender, bit his toungue and tried to be nice

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Uh, yeah, hi. Its good to see you again... hot stuff.

I have spoken with our mutual friend,

I know of your compulsion to offend,

So I offer you this olive branch,

On friendship I shall take a chance.

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You know that didn't quite rhyme, right?

Quiet man, or I will not share,

My infomation, have a care,

Our new foe is no thug, no rasta,

But the lowly villian, Bee Master

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Never heard of him babe

He is weak, never you worry,

My arrows could take him down in a hurry,

But he can be a clever man,

I may need help to decipher his plan.

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So you need me? OK, I can handle that sweetcheeks.

Meet me here in five days,

Together we will end his wicked ways!

And with that she fired an arrow at a distant building, grabbed the line attached to it and flew away. Cactus Man stared after her.

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Man, hero chicks are weird!

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Cactus Man arrived bang on time, but with no Robyn in sight decided to wait in the shadows. As he backed into a dark corner he heard a sharp intake of breath at his ear

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One step more, my bell will toll,

You'll stick me like a voodoo doll!

Cactus Man jumped away and turned around as Robyn stepped from the shadow he was trying to hide in

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On time I see my spiney chum,

Let us go and spoil some fun!

And she ran off down the street. Cactus Man shugged and jogged after her.

Ten minutes later Robyn stopped at an alleyway. Five minutes afterward so did Cactus Man.

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I've...... really..... gotta..... work..... on.... my....... cardio....

No worry, no need to pout,

Yonder lies Bee Master's hide-out.

The light is off, no one is home,

Break in we must for clues to comb.

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Girl, you're alright but you aint no Yoda!

The pair snuck around the back of the building and, with Cactus Man using two spines as rudimentary lock-picks, made their way inside.

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Bee Master's 'hide-out' was nothing more than a disused workshop with a load of bee-keeping equipment in it. Oh, and a hive full of bees!!

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Before our search has even begun,

We have to avoid getting stung!

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No worry for me babe, bees don't sting cacti

Cactus Man went in to the room, blew Peyote Dust into the hive & quickly shut the door to it, before doing the same to any other bees he could see

Cactus Man, nicely done,

Of his tricks, that was one,

Quickly, look around, hunt for clues,

Or his trail we will lose

Cactus Man looks over the desk.

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Hey, I've found a warehouse blueprint!

Good work Cactus Man,

We shall surely uncover his plan.

While searching the pocket of the bee-keeping suit hung up Cactus Man found a note

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Bit of paper here, it's got a phone number on it.

Cactus Man grabbed the phone off the desk and rang the number, then put it on speakerphone

*You have reached Centenary Components Ltd. The office is now closed. We are open between 8am and 5pm Monday to Friday. If you would like to leave your name, number and the reason for your call we will get back to you as soon as we can.*

*BEEEEEP!*

Brilliant, now all we need,

Is to know the address to which to speed.

Cactus man poked about in the rubbish bin and found an invoice for a flight-pack assembley joist from, you guessed it, Centenary Compontents Ltd.

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Ha!! Got ya moron! Robyn, you gonna love this! The warehouse dispatch address is on here. It's next door!!

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Cactus Man and Robyn Hood burst into the warehouse just as Bee Master had finished loading a truck with stolen goods.

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Bee Master turned to Robyn

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You will never stop me, my pretty little wood nymphAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Robyn shot Bee Master with a Taser Arrow. Bee Master shook and convulsed on the floor, his antenee on fire.

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Damn girl, you sure do make a shocking impression! My turn

As the villain got up Cactus Man charged up his chest spikes and shot them at Bee Master. The explosion blew Bee Master 10ft across the warehouse and though a fire escape door!

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As they walked away from the building Robyn turned to Cactus Man

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Cactus Man, we make a good team,

I knock them down, you sweep things clean.

On one thing you can depend,

we are now much firmer friends.

And with that she fired an arrow into the distance and was gone.

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Well, get that, I made a friend,

Seems my nights work is at an end.

I wooped some ass, I figured his plan,

Of course I did, I'm Cactus Man!

Awww, for fuc....

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1PWfan · November 30, 2011

This is funny- Cactus Man comes on like a snarkier version of Spider-Man, which is never a bad thing, and you're doing a good job of fleshing out the others. How'd you create Cactus Man, by the way? Backstory or Custom?

MJStark · November 30, 2011

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1PWfan" data-cite="1PWfan" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="32880" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>How'd you create Cactus Man, by the way? Backstory or Custom?</div></blockquote> Found Alien Tech Backstory. Swapped out Space Flight for Has Spikes L2 as it fit better. Renamed the powers, use some HP to up his cunning & reason and bought a couple of free-to-use powers (Energy Spikes & Peyote Power of Sleep) as the backstory doesn't come with any

1PWfan · November 30, 2011

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MJStark" data-cite="MJStark" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="32880" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Found Alien Tech Backstory. Swapped out Space Flight for Has Spikes L2 as it fit better. Renamed the powers, use some HP to up his cunning & reason and bought a couple of free-to-use powers as the backstory doesn't come with any</div></blockquote> Cool. What level is he, by the way? 'Cos I figured him to be about 2 or 3 but it's hard to tell if you don't know the villains (which I don't).

MJStark · November 30, 2011

Notable (Level 4). Not taken on anyone that challenging yet, the Anti-Hero Sgt Jones was way more of a challenge than Towerblock or Bee Master <img alt="

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MJStark · November 30, 2011

<div style="text-align:center;">ISSUE#4

Cactus Man was stood on a roof top in night-time Centenary City, looking impatient

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[Where the hell has that doofus American Defender got too? Ol Stripey was meant to be here half-a-god-damn-hour ago! Ah screw it, alone it is then...]

Cactus Man had been running the roof-tops for a few minutes when he saw a figure drop from the sky into the alley below. Aware something was surely afoot Cactus Man made his way down a fire escape to investigate.

Cactus Man saw a man with a goatee and a black cape standing over his ally American Defender and what looked like his identical twin, only minus the goatee and in a red cape, stood opposite him

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Felix, you know this is wrong, I must save you from yourself!

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Go ahead big brother, try your hardest, mother would be so proud

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Woah, woah, woah, what is this? Eagle & Mirror Universe Eagle?

And what have we here? A green spikey thing for you to be friends with brother... if you survive!!!

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Felix... I don't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choise...

And Soaring Eagle delivered a Mighty Punch to Death Eagle that made him stagger into a wall. Cactus Man ran over and pulled his fallen ally American Defender out of harm's way. Just as Death Eagle was about to retalliate Cactus Man jumped into the frey

That goatee makes you look like a dick!

Cactus Man held the sides of the Disc on his chest and produced the Prison of Arubanon. He threw it at Death Eagle but the villain flew into the air and the energy net passed under his feet

Damn it, am I ever gonna hit that one?

Soaring Eagle flew up to attack Death Eagle but Death Eagle Punched him square in the face! As Soaring Eagle flipped over he caught Death Eagle with a Big Kick under the chin which sent Death Eagle spinning to the ground. Unluckily for Cactus Man he got caught with a Punch to the face as Death Eagle landed on his feet. Cactus Man staggered back, rubbing his face

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OUCH! Don't you know how much cacti bruise?

Cactus Man touched the Disc of Arubanon and charged up his fist. He ran and swung his Energy-Charged Fist at Death Eagle, but the villain easily dodged the attack and Cactus Man sprawlled on the floor.

No, little green one, I do know how to burst them though...

Death Eagle raised his boot above Cactus Man's head... and flew backwards as Soaring Eagle delivered a Mighty Punch to his chest.

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Are you OK to continue ground-based hero?

No need for that, I'm getting up! Lets give us a minute shall I?

Cactus Man made a symbol in the air and as Death Eagle charged them blew green glowing dust in Death Eagle's face

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Magical Peyote Powers of Sleep, works every time!

Death Eagle just stood there swaying.

I know I shouldn't say it... but I'm going to enjoy this

Soaring Eagle took off, flew 500 metres into the sky, and thundered back down to earth. It was obvious that Death Eagle came too the moment before Soaring Eagle hit him with a massive Soaring Tackle which left a crater in the ground below them. Soaring Eagle picked Death Eagle up and delivered a Big Kick that sent Death Eagle spinning into the air.

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Foolish brother, I am death from above... Feel my wrath!

Death Eagle flew at Soaring Eagle and Punched him in the face, knocking him down.

OK, hold it tall, dark & brooding

Cactus Man once again blew green dust in Death Eagle's face

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Ya know, I think I've worked out how to beat this guy

And how's that my plant-faced chum?

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Like this!

And Cactus Man unleashed the full force of his Disc Blast on Death Eagle from point blank range. The villain was slammed into a wall by the force of the blast but was amazingly still concious! Soaring Eagle flew at him but only managed to deliver a Mighty Punch the wall as Death Eagle rolled away. Soaring Eagle just stood there staring at his hand.

Prepare for pain big brother, time to scramble some Eagle eggs!

Death Eagle from his crouched position drew his fist back and went to deliver a thunderous Low Blow, but his fist hit something harder than steel. He looked from fist to crotch and back again

Before you get the wrong idea about your brother's man-hood, that was a forcefield son!

While Death Eagle was distracted by this Soaring Eagle picked him up and delivered a huge Press Slam, before picking up his little brother and turning him to face Cactus Man, the Disc of Arubanon already glowing on his chest

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Take two! I know how to beat this guy

How's that my desert based compadre?

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Like this!

Cactus Man once again unleashed a full force Disc Blast at Death Eagle, blasting him into the distance

You will see me again, I will have my revenge...

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So, you and your brother? Bet Christmas is a riot round your parent's house yeah?

We alternate, one year he does Christmas, I do New Year, then the next year we switch. It seems to work...

(He shakes his head to clear the cobwebs a little)

Anyway, my family troubles are none of your concern! You fight well my succulent friend, perhaps one day we will meet again but now I will do your ally a favour and fly him to Centenary General, he is in grave need of medical attention. Fairwell!

Cactus Man watched Soaring Eagle pick up his ally and fly away into the distance. He looked around himself at the devestated alleyway and the crowd that had gathered to watch the battle. They were all cheering watching Soaring Eagle fly away and pay no attention to Cactus Man, who shrugged and began the walk to the bus-stop, muttering to himself

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God, I won that, he'da got his ass wooped if I hadn't been there, but no, its all 'YAY! Soaring Eagle saved the day!' Man, ever feel like you were some else's sub-plot?

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MJStark · December 1, 2011

<div style="text-align:center;">ISSUE#5

Jimmy had once again been called into The Chief's office

First off I just wanted to say Thank You Jimmy for trying to talk to Sgt Jones, I'm only sorry he attacked you. It seems you were able to take him down without hurting him too badly. Although right now he has roughly a hundred band-aids all over his body!

No probs Chief. Sorry for the disrespectfull way I spoke to you on the phone sir.

Its OK son, you told me it does that to you. I heard that you and some teenage girl with a bow foiled a robbery by Bee Master at Centenary Components, so well done for that.

Thanks Chief. That girl is Robyn Hood, sweet kid. I just wish the Disc wouldn't make me so rude to her all the time

Well she can't mind that much if she's willing to work with you son. I also heard on the grapevine that you helped Soaring Eagle take down his brother Death Eagle last night. Good job lad, rubbing shoulders with the stars there

Soaring Eagle may be well known Chief, but if I hadn't been there Death Eagle would have killed him and American Defender. And have you seen the Express? 'Soaring Eagle Saves The Day!' That should have been my headlines!

I'm sure you're right son, I'm sure you're right, no point being bitter. Anyway I have some fresh infomation for you. My informants tell me that a villain named Mind-Bender has something big planned in eight days time. Now he's a really tricky customer from what I've heard, never fights himself but gets lackies to do his dirtywork for him. Now I'm not knocking your abilities Detective, but I think you'll need some help with this one. My advice is look for a hero called Legal Eagle.

Hey, I've heard of him! Doesn't he work as a lawyer for other heroes on the side?

Not only that kid, he's got one of the best puzzle solving minds in the city. If you're gonna go up against Mind-Bender he's the best man to have by your side

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Thanks for the tip Chief

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That night Cactus Man went out looking for Legal Eagle, and the next night, and the next. On the fourth night he heard a flapping sound and as he looked up Cactus Man saw a figure fly overhead

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HEY BEAKY! DOWN HERE!

Legal Eagle swooped down and landed in front of Cactus Man

Is that a challenge young man? No, I know your moniker, your name is Cactus Man, correct? The young hothead who almost cost Soaring Eagle his fight against his brother.

WHAT!!???? If I hadn't stepped up that chump would have got his ass handed to him on a plate!

You expect me to believe the word of a young disrespectfull lout over the word of the mighty, valiant Soaring Eagle, leader of The Sky Rangers?!? I shall take my leave now before I do something you may regret!

And, with a look over his shoulder of pure disgust, Legal Eagle beat his wings and flew away

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The next day he tried something different

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KNOCK KNOCK!

ENTER!

Jimmy walked in to Legal Eagle's office.

Ah, Detective James, delighted to meet you dear boy

Likewise, thank you for seeing me on such short notice. I know you've squeezed me in so I'll cut to the chase. I'm currently acting as a police liason with one of you superhero folk, goes by the name of Cactus Man.

That uncouth fool? Why would the fine men and women of the CCPD associate with the like of him? From my limited contact with him he seems to be barely one step from criminal himself.

Jimmy had to bite his tongue.

With all due respect Mr Eagle, I know you have never worked with him, so what right do you have too....

(Jimmy stopped and took a deep breath)

No, this is all wrong Mr Eagle. I am here, representing the Chief of Police, asking you, a fine, up-standing citizen, to give Cactus Man a second chance. Trust me, he grows on you.

For the Chief of Police, Detective, I shall meet one last time with this Cactus Man and see what he has to say

Jimmy nodded and got up to leave, as he opened the door he turned back to Legal Eagle

Oh yeah, one more thing. I watched the CCTV footage from the other day when Cactus Man helped Soaring Eagle beat-down his brother, he really is amazing.

Oh I know, Soaring Eagle is a magnifi...

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No, not him, Cactus Man! Soaring Eagle would have got creamed if Cactus Man hadn't saved him, surprised you don't like him, seeing as he saved your valiant leader

And with a smile Jimmy left.

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The next night Cactus Man was sat on a rooftop with Robyn Hood.

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I dunno what the jerks problem is Rob, reckon Soaring Eagle has been biggin himself up to tha boyz? Makin me sound like a dick?

I should hope not my spikey friend,

A good message that would not send

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I could do with ya help babe, you're good at all that sweetness an light stuff. How am I gonna get this Legal Eagle guy to like me?

There are many paths to friendship, why,

I would make him a pie,

It turns around most good people,

Might bring him down off his steeple.

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A pie? Ok, worth a shot with two days left till Mind-Bender hits..... Robyn, wanna make me a pie?

We could make one together,

I'm guessing your baking, none to clever,

We are friends and so help I will,

Baking will bring us closer still.

And off they went...

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Later that night as Cactus Man carried his freshly baked pie home an arrow thudded into the ground next to him.

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You forgot something sweetcheeks?

Cactus Man turned around and realised it wasn't his friend Robyn Hood, but a hooded man with a goatee

You! I have been watching you. Watching you and that harlet Robyn. Does she give you pleasure? You? With your spikes and nasty skin? My rejection of her must have destroyed her if she has stooped as low as you!

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Ahhhh, you're Sharpshooter, right? Not how I heard things happened, I heard she dumped ya cos you just weren't pulling her bow-string no more and you went all skitzo! And what is it with you guys and beards?

ENOUGH!! I shall turn you into a collinder!

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Cactus Man grabbed the sides of the Disc of Arubanon

Hold it, punk!

The threw the Prison of Arubanon at Sharpshooter and the energy net enveloped the villain, knocking him to the floor.

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OH HELL YEAH!! FINALLY!

Sharpshooter lay on the floor, struggling against his energy bonds. Cactus Man felt a tap on the shoulder

That was amazing! Danny Demand, Centenary City Express. I watched you help Soaring Eagle the other day

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Oh hey, you're that reporter kid! Well I'm Cactus Man. You wanna see something cool Danny? Something to print that ain't 'Soaring Eagle Saves The Day!'?

As Sharpshooter finally got to his feet Cactus Man unleashed a double volley of Cactus Energy Spines at him, knocking him back down.

That's is pretty cool Cactus Man.

THUD! THUD!

Two Flaming Arrows were suddenly embedded in Cactus Man's bottocks, one in each cheek!

AHHHHHHHGGGGHHHHHHHHH! I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

As Cactus Man ran around Sharpshooter fired two Normal Arrows at him, but missed. Cactus Man found a rain-butt and jumped in it, putting his charred behind out.

OK, now I'm PISSED!!

Cactus Man inflated his right hand to massive proportions. As he approached Sharpshooter the bowman reached for another arrow from his quiver, but came up empty.

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Awwwwww, no more arrows. Lets see how you like being full of holes!

And Cactus Man smashed Sharpshooter to the floor with his Giant Cactus Palm

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That sure was impressive Cactus Man. I'm sorry about the other day, my Editor is a complete a-hole. He barely lets me put any positive superhero stories in the Express as it is. Soaring Eagle got put in in a good light cos its family ya see, human interest

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Well you better make sure this one gets in, right?

You betcha Cactus Man. Hey, he's running away!