The League, Season Six (Game Thread)

[Psycho Sam]

<p>Well, in the area where Thor and Bao got the Match of the Season, it is to be expected.</p><p>

Looks like Thor underperformed... he has only a C- in the Match Rating...<img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[Derek B]

Blarg... can't believe Scott Stevens won a match! And worse, I can't believe Nuclear lost a match! Nooooooooooooooooooes!!

 

FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ly Quang Bao (1-2, 13%) vs. Ian Carlisle (1-2, 5%)

The Phoenix (3-0, 14%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (2-1, 17%)

Scott Stevens (1-2, 16%) vs. Tarik Nolan (1-2, 16%)

Thor Hammerskald (3-0, 24%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-3, 9%)

CAGE MATCH: Psycho Sam (2-1, 24%) vs. III (3-0, 10%)

Sebastian Moore (0-3, 12%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (1-2, 23%)

Jack Lightning (2-1, 14%) vs. Diamond (1-2, 22%)

Johnny Triumph (2-1, 17%) vs. Master Imoka (1-2, 20%)

[Psycho Sam]

<p>Trust me... only a few people would have guessed that...</p><p> </p><p>

But once we get to Week 10... I will beat Phoenix... while he is at 10-0...</p><p> </p><p>

Oooh... cool.. a cage! Time to savagely beat III... that's Sam's natural habit. Just like Skabb. I'm not afraid to savagely destroy III into a medical DQ... then beat him up some more that he loses by DQ... Just expect more Season 5 Postseason Max Skabb... Stabbing him... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!<img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

Excluding the Mavericks aggbot twitter page, mainly cause Sam is a Mavericks fan... Why do I have another follower? Weird?<img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/confused.png.d4a8e6b6eab0c67698b911fb041c0ed1.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

Oh, speaking about twitter...</p><p> </p><p>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>The Rock says **** the cage, @<a href="<a href="https://twitter.com/III" rel="external nofollow">https://twitter.com/III">III</a></a> ! He will be jesusing his way into there!!!</p>— Psycho Sam (@Psycho_Sam_BBW) <a href="<a href="https://twitter.com/Psycho_Sam_BBW/status/208537637185794048" rel="external nofollow">https://twitter.com/Psycho_Sam_BBW/status/208537637185794048"</a> data-datetime="2012-06-01T12:37:01+00:00">June 1, 2012</a></blockquote></p><p>

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By the way... don't follow @III... in real life. It's a different guy/girl.</p>

[Jman2k3]

...and he STILL won the match

 

[Lance Storm]That was a good display of safe chair shots, though. No unprotected head hits.[/Lance Storm]

 

Of course he won the match. He had two hours to recover from the beatdown. :p :D

 

Blarg... can't believe Scott Stevens won a match! And worse, I can't believe Nuclear lost a match! Nooooooooooooooooooes!!

 

Whatever man. You know Scorpion owns Nuclear whenever they face each other. Just better be glad he didn't have Nuke tapping.

 

Twitternet.

@Survive_The_Sting! @LeagueToriM I didn't bring this upon myself b****. When you're the best in the world like I am you can show of your accomplishments. #Champ #BestinWorld

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @LeagueToriM I don't blame Mason Hardt I blame you. I was increasing the brand name of LPW by appearing on tv each week with the world title around my waist. But you wanted to make it personal and tell Hardt some lie saying I lost the championship to @Frankiebeatsthespread.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @LeagueToriM Now you have stolen my property and over the course of this season unworthy jobbers such as @GloriousRequiem get a shot a my prestigious LPW World title without me defending it. What kind of bulls*** is that!?!?!?!?

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @LeagueToriM I owe you a thousand dollars? I'll tell you what, how about you drop by the hotel later and beg while on your knees for it. Why your down there you can to some other things as well. ;-)

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @LeagueToriM If you won't take that offer I'm sure @III will be willing to pony up a grand for your "services." :-)

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III You think you can protect @LeagueToriM from me???? LOL. Looks like the old Pizza Mask humor is still there.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @LeagueToriM You trying to sound tough by telling @III I won't be laying my hands on you again. You like it when I lay my hands on you, you've told me that I have some magic fingers and that I have the golden touch.

 

[Psycho Sam]

<p>More on Twitter...</p><p>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Watching @<a href="<a href="https://twitter.com/Survive_The_Sting" rel="external nofollow">https://twitter.com/Survive_The_Sting">Survive_The_Sting</a></a> lose his belt to @<a href="<a href="https://twitter.com/Frankiebeatsthesprea" rel="external nofollow">https://twitter.com/Frankiebeatsthesprea">Frankiebeatsthesprea</a>d</a> is very funny..</p>— Psycho Sam (@Psycho_Sam_BBW) <a href="<a href="https://twitter.com/Psycho_Sam_BBW/status/209044066221039616" rel="external nofollow">https://twitter.com/Psycho_Sam_BBW/status/209044066221039616"</a> data-datetime="2012-06-02T22:09:23+00:00">June 2, 2012</a></blockquote></p><p>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>@<a href="<a href="https://twitter.com/Survive_The_Sting" rel="external nofollow">https://twitter.com/Survive_The_Sting">Survive_The_Sting</a></a>! You call the Season 5 Champion a jobber? If so... you must be a MEGA-Jobber... <a href="<a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Idiot" rel="external nofollow">https://twitter.com/search/%2523Idiot">#Idiot</a></a> <a href="<a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RuleOfIII" rel="external nofollow">https://twitter.com/search/%2523RuleOfIII">#RuleOfIII</a></a> <a href="<a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523ScottStevensIsSmelly" rel="external nofollow">https://twitter.com/search/%2523ScottStevensIsSmelly">#ScottStevensIsSmelly</a></p>—</a> Psycho Sam (@Psycho_Sam_BBW) <a href="<a href="https://twitter.com/Psycho_Sam_BBW/status/209037866062450688" rel="external nofollow">https://twitter.com/Psycho_Sam_BBW/status/209037866062450688"</a> data-datetime="2012-06-02T21:44:45+00:00">June 2, 2012</a></blockquote></p><p>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>@<a href="<a href="https://twitter.com/Survive_The_Sting" rel="external nofollow">https://twitter.com/Survive_The_Sting">Survive_The_Sting</a></a>! Sure, I might savagely beat III in a cage, but what you will experience will be sixty times worse... DEATH!!!</p>— Psycho Sam (@Psycho_Sam_BBW) <a href="<a href="https://twitter.com/Psycho_Sam_BBW/status/209036574623670272" rel="external nofollow">https://twitter.com/Psycho_Sam_BBW/status/209036574623670272"</a> data-datetime="2012-06-02T21:39:37+00:00">June 2, 2012</a></blockquote></p><p>

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[ShadowedFlames]

<p>Just a quick blurb here:</p><p> </p><p>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>@<a href="<a href="https://twitter.com/Psycho_Sam_BBW" rel="external nofollow">https://twitter.com/Psycho_Sam_BBW">Psycho_Sam_BBW</a>:Stevens</a> is in denial.He cannot accept the fact that someone who never used steroids could beat him in a match.</p>— The Phoenix (@GloriousRequiem) <a href="<a href="https://twitter.com/GloriousRequiem/status/209068170663833600" rel="external nofollow">https://twitter.com/GloriousRequiem/status/209068170663833600"</a> data-datetime="2012-06-02T23:45:10+00:00">June 2, 2012</a></blockquote></p><p>

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[Eidenhoek]

And the losing streak continues...

[Psycho Sam]

<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>__________________________________________________</p><p>

<span style="font-size:18px;"><span style="color:#FF0000;"><strong>Psycho Sam's League Vlog</strong></span></span> Episode 5!!!</p></div><p></p><p></p><p>

Psycho Sam: Hello Everyone and <strong>WELCOME</strong> to <strong>EPISODE FFIIVVEE!!! </strong>of my <strong>LIVE League Vlog</strong>. The ONLY OFFICIAL Vlog of PSYCHO SAM!!! You can follow me at Twitter here-> <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/Psycho_Sam_BBW" rel="external nofollow">https://twitter.com/#!/Psycho_Sam_BBW</a></p><p>

OR on Facebook here-> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Psycho-Sam/434872249856261" rel="external nofollow">http://www.facebook.com/pages/Psycho-Sam/434872249856261</a>!</p><p>

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Predictions</p></div><p></p><p></p><p>

Psycho Sam: <strong>MY</strong> picks are here...</p><p>

<strong>Bao vs. Carlisle</strong>: Both Bao and Carlisle are at a 1-2 record... Bao's popularity is one factor, but with Carlisle winning against Triumph, that's another factor. Close match.</p><p>

<strong>Winner: Bao</strong></p><p>

<strong>The Phoenix vs. Nuclear Templeton</strong>: Even though Nuclear lost in a close match...HOW THE **** DID HE LOSE TO SCOTT ****ING STEVENS!!!. Phoenix wins... </p><p>

<strong>Winner: Phoenix</strong></p><p><strong>

Scott vs. Nolan</strong>: Unfortunately... I have to go with the King of Stink, Scott Stevens... due to his win being more of an upset than Nolan</p><p>

<strong>Winner: Stevens</strong></p><p>

<strong>Thor vs Eidenhoek:</strong> I virtually see no chance of Eidenhoek...winning.</p><p>

<strong>Winner: Thor</strong></p><p>

<strong>Sam vs. III</strong>: Personally... I don't care if I win. I want to send a message to Scott Stevens...</p><p>

<strong>Winner: Sam</strong></p><p>

<strong>Moore vs. Stanton</strong>: Benjamin T. Stanton wins.</p><p>

<strong>Winner: Triumph</strong></p><p>

<strong>Lightning vs. Diamond</strong>: Slight upset... banking this on popularity and on experience</p><p>

<strong>Winner: Diamond</strong></p><p><strong>

MAIN EVENT: Triumph vs. Imoka</strong>: Triumph is looking for revenge... he'll find it tonight.</p><p>

<strong>Winner: Triumph</strong></p><p>

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Superstar In Review: III/Pizza Mask 3</p></div><p></p><p></p><p>

Psycho Sam: This week, we take a look at III</p><p>

<em>III: Career Record: 17-18 ,1 Match of The Night</em></p><p><em>

Best Season: Season 5</em></p><p><em>

Worst Season: Season 4</em></p><p><em>

Pros: Can fly decently, Wins with Seriousness</em></p><p><em>

Cons: Unexciting, with only 1 MOTN, not powerful</em></p><p> </p><p>

Psycho Sam: III's debut was in <strong>Season 4</strong>, but as a guy with a good children's gimmick... a wrestler that hands out pizzas. The season had III coming in with a a <strong>5-9</strong> record. </p><p>

<strong>Season 5</strong> was slightly better for Pizza Mask, with the first signs of a gimmick change into III. Entering the tournament with an <strong>9-9</strong> record , he lost to Imoka after Scott Stevens threw a ****ING PIZZA at his face.</p><p>

This season will prove to be the best one he had. Why? He won over Stevens. With a 3-0 record, one of only 2 men to hold the record, I look to break that record.[/center]</p><p>

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Psycho Sam: Until next time, this is Psycho Sam, the official ****ing blog for Psycho Sam!</p><p>

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Shortened predictions...</p><p> </p><p>

FIRST BLOOD MATCH:<strong> Ly Quang Bao (1-2, 13%)</strong> vs. Ian Carlisle (1-2, 5%)</p><p>

<strong>The Phoenix (3-0, 14%)</strong> vs. Nuclear Templeton (2-1, 17%)</p><p>

<strong>Scott Stevens (1-2, 16%)</strong> vs. Tarik Nolan (1-2, 16%)</p><p>

<strong>Thor Hammerskald (3-0, 24%)</strong> vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-3, 9%)</p><p>

CAGE MATCH: <strong>Psycho Sam (2-1, 24%)</strong> vs. III (3-0, 10%)</p><p>

Sebastian Moore (0-3, 12%) vs. <strong>Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (1-2, 23%)</strong></p><p>

Jack Lightning (2-1, 14%) vs. <strong>Diamond (1-2, 22%)</strong></p><p>

<strong>Johnny Triumph (2-1, 17%)</strong> vs. Master Imoka (1-2, 20%)</p>

[Jman2k3]

Twitternet.

@Survive_The_Sting! @GloriousRequiem Denial? Everyone knows you're juicing fat ass.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @Psycho_Sam_BBW Nuclear lost because he got into the ring with the greatest wrestler walking this planet. He better be glad I didn't have his ass tapping out.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @Psycho_Sam_BBW You're going to send me a message? How you going to send it? Fed-Ex or UPS?

 

[i effin rule]

<p>FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ly Quang Bao (1-2, 13%) vs. <strong>Ian Carlisle (1-2, 5%)</strong></p><p>

<strong>The Phoenix (3-0, 14%)</strong> vs. Nuclear Templeton (2-1, 17%)</p><p>

<strong>Scott Stevens (1-2, 16%)</strong> vs. Tarik Nolan (1-2, 16%)</p><p>

<strong>Thor Hammerskald (3-0, 24%)</strong> vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-3, 9%)</p><p>

CAGE MATCH: <strong>Psycho Sam (2-1, 24%)</strong> vs. III (3-0, 10%)</p><p>

Sebastian Moore (0-3, 12%) vs. <strong>Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (1-2, 23%)</strong></p><p>

Jack Lightning (2-1, 14%) vs. <strong>Diamond (1-2, 22%)</strong></p><p>

<strong>Johnny Triumph (2-1, 17%)</strong> vs. Master Imoka (1-2, 20%)</p>

[masterded]

<p>FIRST BLOOD MATCH: <strong>Ly Quang Bao (1-2, 13%)</strong> vs. Ian Carlisle (1-2, 5%)</p><p>

The Phoenix (3-0, 14%) vs. <strong>Nuclear Templeton (2-1, 17%)</strong></p><p><strong>

Scott Stevens (1-2, 16%)</strong> vs. Tarik Nolan (1-2, 16%)</p><p>

<strong>Thor Hammerskald (3-0, 24%)</strong> vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-3, 9%)</p><p>

CAGE MATCH: <strong>Psycho Sam (2-1, 24%)</strong> vs. III (3-0, 10%)</p><p>

Sebastian Moore (0-3, 12%) vs.<strong> Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (1-2, 23%)</strong></p><p>

Jack Lightning (2-1, 14%) vs. <strong>Diamond (1-2, 22%)</strong></p><p><strong>

Johnny Triumph (2-1, 17%)</strong> vs. Master Imoka (1-2, 20%)</p>

[CJAlex]

FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ly Quang Bao (1-2, 13%) vs. Ian Carlisle (1-2, 5%)

The Phoenix (3-0, 14%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (2-1, 17%)

Scott Stevens (1-2, 16%) vs. Tarik Nolan (1-2, 16%)

Thor Hammerskald (3-0, 24%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-3, 9%)

CAGE MATCH: Psycho Sam (2-1, 24%) vs. III (3-0, 10%)

Sebastian Moore (0-3, 12%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (1-2, 23%)

Jack Lightning (2-1, 14%) vs. Diamond (1-2, 22%)

Johnny Triumph (2-1, 17%) vs. Master Imoka (1-2, 20%)

 

May the Odds be Ever in My Favour

CJAlex

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[Psycho Sam]

Tweets For Glory

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>@<a href="https://twitter.com/GloriousRequiem">GloriousRequiem</a> I second that.</p>— Psycho Sam (@Psycho_Sam_BBW) <a href="https://twitter.com/Psycho_Sam_BBW/status/209959252247322625" data-datetime="2012-06-05T10:46:01+00:00">June 5, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>@<a href="https://twitter.com/Survive_The_Sting">Survive_The_Sting</a>! In my match against III, which I will dominate... I shall send a message by beating up III in a cage...</p>— Psycho Sam (@Psycho_Sam_BBW) <a href="https://twitter.com/Psycho_Sam_BBW/status/209960118186553344" data-datetime="2012-06-05T10:49:27+00:00">June 5, 2012</a></blockquote>

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[ShadowedFlames]

Just a heads-up to all involved: tonight's commentary may seem a bit brief. I'm having a bit of writer's block today and the announcers just don't want to work with me.

[ShadowedFlames]

Season Six, Week Four

Niigata, Japan

June 5, 2012

 

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THE LEAGUE: SEASON SIX, WEEK FOUR

 

The Niigata City Athletic Stadium is beyond full, as 20,913 fans have packed the arena in anticipation of tonight's event. There is a brief pyro display before the camera cuts to ringside and...a plexiglass cube alongside the announce desk?

 

Bob Sinclair: Hello again, everyone, and welcome to week four of The League! I'm Bob Sinclair, joined at the commentary desk by Tori Montgomery and...Frankie, what the hell is that thing?

 

Frankie Garnett: Well, with this stupid 24/7 rule that Tori threw at me last week, I haven't left the hotel room since arriving last Wednesday morning. In order to keep me safe to do my job, I had this built so I can watch the matches without being ambushed.

 

Tori Montgomery: Way to ruin the stip, Frankie.

 

Bob Sinclair: Nonetheless, in actual League action, we have a cage match on tap, six standard matches, and we're opening tonight with our first specialty match of the season. Let's head to the ring to get the night underway!

 

FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ly Quang Bao (1-2, 13%) vs. Ian Carlisle (1-2, 5%)

 

Linkin Park's "What I've Done" blares through the arena as the upset specialist of The League steps into the arena, a look of determination on his face. A moment later, he sprints towards the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope and heading to a corner to appeal to the fans, mentally preparing himself for his next battle.

 

Amelia Williams: Our opening contest of the night is a First Blood match! Introducing first, from Blackpool, England, weighing 222 pounds...Ian Carlisle!

 

Bob Sinclair: This will be the first meeting between the two, but Carlisle's coming in at a decided disadvantage.

 

Tori Montgomery: That hasn't stopped the youngster before, Bob. Carlisle isn't the League's upset specialist for a reason!

 

Frankie Garnett: Oh, there's a reason, Tori. It's because he can't wrestle!

 

Psykosonik's "Panik Kontrol" echoes throughout the arena as our next participant emerges, nearly hidden amidst the red spotlights. As the beat continues, he calmly walks down the aisle, leaping onto the apron and somersaulting over the top rope, coming to a halt in the middle of the ring and looking ready to fight as the song fades.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Bien Hoa, Vietnam, weighing 177 pounds...Ly Quang Bao!

 

Bob Sinclair: Bao needs some momentum to get his season back on track; this is the kind of match he needs to win.

 

Tori Montgomery: Keep in mind as well, guys, that First Blood matches take an awful lot out of the participants, and the abuse they suffer tonight could haunt them for the next few weeks.

 

Frankie Garnett: So basically, win quick so you don't tank your season. Makes sense, I suppose.

 

Ian Carlisle applied the Side Headlock

Ian Carlisle hit the Knife Edge Chop

Ian Carlisle hit the Knee Pull

Ian Carlisle hit the Stomp

Ian Carlisle hit the Elbow Drop On Knee

Ian Carlisle picks up Ly Quang Bao.

Ian Carlisle hit the Kick To Knee

Ian Carlisle hit the Eye Gouge

Ian Carlisle hit the Knife Edge Chop

Ly Quang Bao blocked the Arm Bar.

Ian Carlisle hit the Elbow Drop On Knee

Ian Carlisle picks up Ly Quang Bao from behind.

Ian Carlisle hit the Rolling Wheel Kick

Ly Quang Bao broke the La Magistral Cradle.

Ly Quang Bao hit the Forearm Strike

Ian Carlisle took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

The High Knee was countered into a Slap Kick.

Ly Quang Bao hit the Punch

Ly Quang Bao hit the Elbow Strike

Ian Carlisle moved and the Forearm Strike missed!

Ly Quang Bao moved and the Running Dropkick missed!

Ly Quang Bao hit the Knee Drop

Ly Quang Bao takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Ly Quang Bao hit the Stomp

Ly Quang Bao picks up Ian Carlisle.

Ian Carlisle blocked the Side Headlock.

Ly Quang Bao hit the Punch

Ly Quang Bao hit the Strong Open Handed Chop

Ian Carlisle blocked the Single Leg Grapevine.

Ian Carlisle moved and the Snap Driving Elbow missed!

Ian Carlisle hit the Snap Driving Elbow

Ian Carlisle applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Ian Carlisle hit the Mounted Punch Flurry

Ian Carlisle hit the Snap Driving Elbow

Ly Quang Bao blocked the Single Leg Grapevine.

Ian Carlisle hit the Splash

Ian Carlisle picks up Ly Quang Bao from behind.

Ian Carlisle hit the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker

Ian Carlisle picks up Ly Quang Bao.

The Small Package was countered into a Forearm Strike Flurry.

Ly Quang Bao hit the Triple Forearm Blow

Ian Carlisle blocked the Single Leg Grapevine.

Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Rear Naked Punch Flurry.

Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.

Ian Carlisle takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Ly Quang Bao shook the ropes to stop the Flying Body Press.

Ian Carlisle counters by kicking Ly Quang Bao away.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Ian Carlisle hit the Missile Dropkick

Ly Quang Bao moved and the Charging Basement Dropkick missed!

 

Bob Sinclair: Another half-second, and those feet would have gone right into the nose of Bao; that's a surefire way to cause bleeding!

 

Tori Montgomery: In this match, a broken nose is just as effective as a busted-open forehead.

 

Frankie Garnett: In some ways, even more so, Tori. A man can't breathe, he can't fight, after all.

 

Tori Montgomery: Did you really just channel the Cobra Kai Dojo?

 

Frankie Garnett: Yeah. And?

 

Bob Sinclair: ...good grief.

 

Ly Quang Bao hit the Arc Kick

Ly Quang Bao hit the Snap Driving Elbow

Ly Quang Bao picks up Ian Carlisle.

The Tiger Bomb was countered into a Eye Gouge.

Ly Quang Bao broke the Carlisle Piledriver.

The Strong Charging Forearm was countered into a Dropkick.

Ly Quang Bao moved and the Standing Moonsault missed!

Ly Quang Bao applied the Camel Clutch

Ly Quang Bao hit the Seated Knuckle Punches

Ly Quang Bao picks up Ian Carlisle.

The Krezei Brainbuster II was countered into a Eye Gouge.

Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.

Ian Carlisle hit the Flying Clothesline

Ian Carlisle gets the Carlisle Clutch locked in!

Ian Carlisle picks up Ly Quang Bao from behind.

Ly Quang Bao broke the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker.

The Tiger Bomb was countered into a Eye Gouge.

Ly Quang Bao blocked the Carlisle Piledriver.

Ian Carlisle hit the Small Package

Ian Carlisle picks up Ly Quang Bao from behind.

Ly Quang Bao moved and the Springboard Rana missed!

Ly Quang Bao hit the Strong Charging Forearm

Ian Carlisle moved and the Running Plancha Forearm missed!

Ian Carlisle picks up Ly Quang Bao.

Ian Carlisle gets into the ring.

Ian Carlisle hit the Corkscrew Plancha Dive

Ian Carlisle gets into the ring.

Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.

Ly Quang Bao shook the ropes to stop the Flying Splash.

Ian Carlisle counters by kicking Ly Quang Bao away.

Ian Carlisle hit the Flying Body Press

Ian Carlisle takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Ian Carlisle picks up Ly Quang Bao.

Ian Carlisle takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Ian Carlisle hit the Small Package

Ly Quang Bao blocked the Carlisle Clutch.

Ian Carlisle picks up Ly Quang Bao from behind.

Ian Carlisle hit the Springboard Rana

Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.

Ian Carlisle hit the Moonsault

Ian Carlisle gets the Carlisle Clutch locked in!

Ian Carlisle picks up Ly Quang Bao from behind.

Ian Carlisle is in total control of this match at the moment, and knows it.

Ian Carlisle hit the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker

Ly Quang Bao blocked the Carlisle Clutch.

Ly Quang Bao blocked the Seated Knuckle Punches. This is the second block in a row, and Ly Quang Bao takes control.

Kreizi Brainbuster I from Ly Quang Bao! Ian's brains have got to be scrambled....

Ly Quang Bao picks up Ian Carlisle.

The Strong Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Single Arm DDT.

Ian Carlisle picks up Ly Quang Bao.

Ly Quang Bao blocked the Carlisle Piledriver.

Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.

Ly Quang Bao shook the ropes to stop the Flying Clothesline.

Ly Quang Bao throws Ian Carlisle off the top rope.

Ian Carlisle broke the Camel Clutch.

Ian Carlisle takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Ian Carlisle hit the Springboard Rana

Ian Carlisle picks up Ly Quang Bao from behind.

Ly Quang Bao broke the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker.

The Tiger Bomb was countered into a Punch.

Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.

Ly Quang Bao shook the ropes to stop the Flying Body Press.

Ian Carlisle counters by kicking Ly Quang Bao away.

Ly Quang Bao shook the ropes to stop the Flying Clothesline.

Ian Carlisle counters by kicking Ly Quang Bao away.

Ian Carlisle hit the Missile Dropkick

Ian Carlisle hit the Charging Basement Dropkick

Ly Quang Bao is busted open.

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eighteen minutes and ten seconds...Ian Carlisle!

 

Tori Montgomery: Just as Bob mentioned earlier, that low dropkick caught Bao on the nose!

 

Frankie Garnett: Oh, please, kid got lucky.

 

Bob Sinclair: How is this match lucky, Frankie? It's not like he won the LPW Championship or something!

 

Frankie Garnett: ...I hate you.

 

The Phoenix (3-0, 14%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (2-1, 17%)

 

Billy Idol's "Shock to the System" hits the speakers, bringing the crowd to their feet in ovation as one of the League's more recognizable faces emerges from backstage and across the green-tinted stage. Behind him, shouting final words of wisdom at him as he strides to the ring, is his manager, who seems unfazed by the surroundings. As they reach the bottom of the ramp, Nuclear grabs the Tag Team Title belt off his shoulder and raises his arms in the air, causing twin mushroom clouds to explode on the entrance stage before he slides into the ring, ready to go.

 

Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Coach Robert Greene, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing 278 pounds, he is one-half of the reigning Tag Team Turmoil champions...Nuclear Templeton!

 

Bob Sinclair: Here's a match that a lot of people were looking forward to once the schedule came out last month.

 

Tori Montgomery: It's certainly not the first time the reigning TTT champs have faced each other, but tonight it feels like it could be a barnburner!

 

Frankie Garnett: Oh, shut up and go support your loverboy, already.

 

Tori Montgomery: ....

 

Within Temptation's "Stand My Ground" hits the arena speakers as the reigning League Champion emerges from the back, through a wall of flame pyro. His face gives no emotions away as he walks to the ring, stopping at the ring steps to lay his title belts on the top step. A moment later, he slams both fists into the second-highest step before looking up the heavens with a cry of "For the Fallen" coming from his lips. With no further ado, he grabs his belts and steps between the ropes, ready to go to war once again. At ringside, Tori drops her headset to the table and walks towards his corner, her mental transition from color commentator to manager complete.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, joined at ringside by Tori Montgomery, from the End of Nowhere, weighing 337 pounds, he is the other half of the reigning Tag Team Turmoil champions and the defending League Champion...this is The Phoenix!

 

Bob Sinclair: The odds are not in Nuclear's favor tonight. Including the playoffs, Phoenix is 4-2 all-time against Templeton in singles competition.

 

Frankie Garnett: So in other words, Nuke's due for a win. I like it!

 

The Phoenix hit the Punch

The Phoenix hit the Forearm Strike

The Phoenix hit the Single Leg Trip

Nuclear Templeton blocked the Rear Chinlock.

Nuclear Templeton recovers and stands up.

The Forearm Blow was countered into a Bell Clap.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Open Handed Chop

The Phoenix moved and the Eye Gouge missed!

The Phoenix hit the Punch

The Phoenix hit the Single Leg Trip

The Phoenix hit the Elbow Drop On Knee

Nuclear Templeton moved and the Stomp missed!

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Strike

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Blow

Nuclear Templeton hit the Headbutt

The Open Handed Chop was countered into a Side Headlock Takedown.

The Phoenix applied the Rear Chinlock

The Phoenix applied the Western Spinning Toe Hold

The Phoenix applied the Arm Bar

The Phoenix hit the Stomp

Nuclear Templeton broke the Rear Chinlock.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Eye Gouge

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Blow

Nuclear Templeton hit the Bell Clap

The Phoenix moved and the Dropkick missed!

Nuclear Templeton moved and the Forearm Blow missed!

Nuclear Templeton hit the Kick To Gut

Nuclear Templeton hit the Eye Gouge

The referee warns that that was illegal.

The Forearm Blow was countered into a Elbow Strike.

The Phoenix hit the Vertical Suplex

The Phoenix applied the Single Leg Boston Crab

The Phoenix applied the American Figure Four Leglock

The Phoenix hit the Rear Crossface Blows

The Phoenix picks up Nuclear Templeton.

The Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Forearm Blow.

Nuclear Templeton takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Open Handed Chop

Nuclear Templeton picks up The Phoenix.

The Charging Forearm was countered into a Side Headlock Takedown.

Nuclear Templeton slipped out the back of the Eternal Requiem.

Nuclear Templeton applied the Sleeper Hold

Nuclear Templeton picks up The Phoenix from behind.

Nuclear Templeton applied the Full Nelson

The Phoenix slipped out of the Rear Naked Punch Flurry.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Nuclear Templeton blocked the Capture Suplex.

Nuclear Templeton slipped out the back of the Dragon Screw Leg Whip.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Flying Knee Strike

The Phoenix blocked the Mounted Punch Flurry.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Seated Dropkick

Nuclear Templeton hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry

The Phoenix broke the Seated Guillotine Choke.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Nuclear Templeton slipped out the back of the Fading Aria.

Nuclear Templeton applied the Full Nelson

The Phoenix blocked the Rain of Pain.

Nuclear Templeton picks up The Phoenix from behind.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Low Blow With Cradle

The referee is furious at that breach of the rules.

Tori Montgomery tries to interfere. Nuclear Templeton goes to complain to the referee, but the momentary distraction gives The Phoenix time to attack.

 

Frankie Garnett: Ref, get her down from there! She has no business!

 

Bob Sinclair: But you did when you were managing Thor?

 

Frankie Garnett: That was different!

 

Bob Sinclair: ....

 

The Phoenix hit the Side Explosion Suplex

Nuclear Templeton blocked the Camel Clutch.

The Phoenix hit the Knee Pull

The Phoenix applied the Rear Chinlock

The Phoenix applied the Camel Clutch

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Escaped!

Nuclear Templeton blocked the Blaze of Glory.

The Lacrymosa was countered into a Bell Clap.

The Armageddon Lariat was countered into a Elbow Strike.

How in the world is Nuclear Templeton going to escape the Blaze of Glory?

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

A short struggle ends with the escape!

The Lacrymosa was countered into a Forearm Blow.

The Tiger Bomb was countered into a Forearm Strike Flurry.

Nuclear Templeton slipped out of the Eternal Requiem.

The Three Point Stance was countered into a Knife Edge Chop.

The Phoenix applied the Camel Clutch

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Escaped!

The Lacrymosa was countered into a Bell Clap.

And Nuclear Templeton takes out the trash by dumping The Phoenix over the top rope!

Nuclear Templeton leaves the ring.

The referee begins counting the competitors out.

Nuclear Templeton grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him.

The Phoenix counters by fighting back.

Nuclear Templeton blocked the Capture Suplex.

The referee reaches the halfway point of his count.

Nuclear Templeton slipped out the back of the Dragon Screw Leg Whip.

The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out.

And Nuclear Templeton gets Phoenix up in the Torture Rack!

Both competitors return to the ring before they are counted out.

The Phoenix moved and the Armageddon Lariat missed!

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

The Phoenix hit the Capture Suplex

Nuclear Templeton slipped out of the Camel Clutch.

The Three Point Stance was countered into a Clothesline.

Nuclear Templeton slipped out of the Eternal Requiem.

The Phoenix slipped out of the Apocalypse Now.

The Blaze of Glory was countered into a Going Nuclear.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Tiger Bomb

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of fourteen minutes and twenty seconds...Nuclear Templeton!

 

Frankie Garnett: Bwahaha! Fat boy got beat! I called it!

 

Bob Sinclair: Templeton wins this battle, and perhaps the training Coach Greene is giving him is making the difference this season!

 

Frankie Garnett: Bank on it, Bob!

 

Scott Stevens (1-2, 16%) vs. Tarik Nolan (1-2, 16%)

 

The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing as Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "I am the Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as a mash-up of "I Stand Alone" and "Amazing" hits the speakers, drawing out the former Legacy Pro Wrestling champion. Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down the aisleway, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.

 

Amelia Williams: This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Houston, Texas, weighing 256 pounds...Her Goddess Selket's favorite Arachnid, The King of Sting, The Venomous One and Only...he is "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens!

 

Frankie Garnett: And also the man who should still be the LPW champion, if not for some interfering nitwit at the announce desk!

 

Tori Montgomery: Controversy equals ratings, Frankie! I want us to go out on a high note!

 

Bob Sinclair: She...does have a point there, Frankie.

 

"Regulate" hits the speakers, immediately drawing the ire of the crowd as a large figure stands in the entryway, backlit by a clear spotlight. Pyro explodes on the stage, causing the light to shut off as the figure finally emerges onto the stage proper. Laughing at the boos hurled in his direction, he takes his time walking to the ring and subsequently entering it for his next match.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Shreveport, Louisiana, weighing 292 pounds...Tarik Nolan!

 

Tori Montgomery: Another tough test for Stevens here; he has yet to defeat Nolan in a singles match.

 

Frankie Garnett: Oh, come on! Who's making the schedule, some fat guy living in a basement?

 

Bob Sinclair: Well, actually....

 

Scott Stevens hit the Punch

Scott Stevens hit the Forearm Strike

Scott Stevens hit the Knife Edge Chop

Scott Stevens hit the Punch

Scott Stevens hit the Kick To Thigh

Scott Stevens hit the Forearm Strike

Tarik Nolan moved and the Slap Kick missed!

Tarik Nolan hit the Punch

Tarik Nolan hit the Eye Gouge

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Tarik Nolan hit the Toss To Corner

Tarik Nolan hit the Turnbuckle Smash

Tarik Nolan hit the Stomp

Tarik Nolan hit the Face Stepping

Tarik Nolan picks up Scott Stevens.

Tarik Nolan hit the Punch

Tarik Nolan hit the European Uppercut

Scott Stevens moved and the Fist Drop missed!

Scott Stevens hit the Elbow Drop On Knee

Scott Stevens applied the Body Scissors

Scott Stevens hit the Stomp

Scott Stevens hit the Elbow Drop On Knee

Tarik Nolan slipped out of the Legdrop To Groin.

Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt

Tarik Nolan hit the Face Rub

Scott Stevens moved and the Stomp missed!

Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo

Tarik Nolan slipped out the back of the Single Leg Grapevine.

Tarik Nolan whips Scott Stevens into the ropes.

Tarik Nolan hit the Clothesline

Tarik Nolan hit the Face Stepping

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt To Groin

The referee was not happy with that move.

Tarik Nolan picks up Scott Stevens.

Tarik Nolan hit the DDT

Tarik Nolan picks up Scott Stevens from behind.

Tarik Nolan applied the Head Vice

Scott Stevens rushed the Power Taunt.

Scott Stevens takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Scott Stevens hit the Gutwrench Suplex

Scott Stevens hit the Mounted Punch Flurry

Scott Stevens hit the Legdrop To Groin

Scott Stevens applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Scott Stevens hit the Corkscrew Legdrop

Scott Stevens hit the Legdrop To Groin

The Kneeling Kick Rush was countered into a Low Blow.

The referee is furious at that breach of the rules.

Scott Stevens blocked the Mounted Punch Flurry.

Tarik Nolan hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry

Tarik Nolan picks up Scott Stevens.

Scott Stevens moved and the Pump Kick missed!

Tarik Nolan moved and the Remember the Alamo missed!

Tarik Nolan hit the Press Powerslam

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out Just After Two!

Tarik Nolan hit the Face Plant

Tarik Nolan used the Slit Throat Motion

Tarik Nolan picks up Scott Stevens.

Tarik Nolan takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

The Pump Kick was countered into a Spinning Back Kick.

Scott Stevens is calling on the Venomous Wrath of the Goddess Selket!

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

It's Still Locked In!

The referee has called for the bell!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of nine minutes even...Scott Stevens!

 

Frankie Garnett: There you go, Scorp! That's the way to make a statement!

 

Bob Sinclair: It's still early, but it appears that the Stevens/III pairing could be one of the better ones of the season!

 

Tori Montgomery: If Stevens can keep up the momentum. He's shown before that it's a problem, and untl he changes that, I don't see him winning the pair.

 

Thor Hammerskald (3-0, 24%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-3, 9%)

 

Disturbed's "Indestructible" hits the arena as The League's resident monk emerges from the back, looking surprisingly at ease despite the hard beat of the song. Jumping onto the apron from the floor, he steps between the ropes and calmly walks to the far corner of the ring, waiting for the bell to get the match underway.

 

Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the Island of Tria, weighing 205 pounds...Eidenhoek Gaiaspade!

 

Tori Montgomery: Another tough test for Gaius, who is 1-3 lifetime against his opponent tonight.

 

Frankie Garnett: Do you have a life, Tori? How do you get this stuff?

 

Tori Montgomery: It's called an iPad with a League Database.

 

Bob Sinclair: Wait, what happened to your netbook?

 

Tori Montgomery: Stevens last week.

 

Bob Sinclair: That would explain it.

 

Anthrax's "Blood" hits the speakers, to a decent ovation he emerges from backstage, looking every bit the part of a Viking warrior as he strides to the ring with a determined look on his face...and scattering some of the fans away from the entrance ramp as he turns to glare at them. Making sure the fans are sufficiently cowed, he climbs the steps and enters the ring, his eyes never leaving the middle of the ring as he takes off his entrance gear.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Oslo, Norway, weighing 310 pounds...Thor Hammerskald!

 

Bob Sinclair: So, Tori, has Thor expressed any interest in Frankie's LPW title?

 

Frankie Garnett: Hey!

 

Tori Montgomery: Not as of yet, Bob. Give it time. He probably just wants Frankie to worry first.

 

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Back Kick

Thor Hammerskald took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade moved and the Eye Gouge missed!

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Snap Mare Takedown

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Knee Pull

Thor Hammerskald moved and the Stomp missed!

The Elbow Strike was countered into a Palm Thrust.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Elbow Strike

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Knife Edge Chop

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Single Leg Trip

Thor Hammerskald moved and the Stomp missed!

Thor Hammerskald applied the Hammerlock

Thor Hammerskald hit the Backbreaker

Thor Hammerskald applied the Arm Bar

Thor Hammerskald applied the Nerve Pinch

Thor Hammerskald hit the Face Stepping

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade slipped out of the Arm Bar.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Forearm Strike

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Running Clothesline

Thor Hammerskald took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

The Elbow Strike was countered into a Elbow Strike.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Thor Hammerskald moved and the Back Kick missed!

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade moved and the Punch missed!

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Single Leg Trip

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Fist Drop

Thor Hammerskald blocked the Elbow Drop On Knee.

Thor Hammerskald recovers and stands up.

Thor Hammerskald blocked the Single Leg Trip. This is the second block in a row, and Thor Hammerskald takes control.

Thor Hammerskald hit the Throat Thrust

Thor Hammerskald hit the Face Stepping

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade blocked the Legdrop To Groin.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade recovers and stands up.

Thor Hammerskald hit the Belly To Belly Suplex

Thor Hammerskald hit the Giant Swing

Thor Hammerskald hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade slipped out of the Mounted Punch Flurry.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Elbow Strike

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Kick To Thigh

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the High Knee

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Seated Back Dropkick

Thor Hammerskald moved and the Flip Legdrop missed!

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade broke the Viking Longship.

Thor Hammerskald moved and the Running Dropkick missed!

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade slipped out of the Seated Knuckle Punches.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the High Knee

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Splash

The Flip Legdrop was countered into a Low Blow.

The referee is furious at that breach of the rules.

Thor Hammerskald climbs the turnbuckles.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade recovers and stands up.

Thor Hammerskald climbs down off the top rope.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade blocked the Tiger Bomb.

Thor Hammerskald hit the Japanese Power DDT

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out Just After Two!

 

Bob Sinclair: Thor with some heavy impact there, and Gaius needs to find a way back into this contest.

 

Tori Montgomery: The more shots like that he takes, though, the more difficult it'll be for him to get his mind focused on the task at hand!

 

Frankie Garnett: Oh, just pin him already, Thor. Stop toying around.

 

Thor Hammerskald hit the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry

Thor Hammerskald drags Eidenhoek Gaiaspade back into the ring.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade blocked the Sacrifice to Tyr.

Thor Hammerskald just wailing away on Eidenhoek Gaiaspade with those double axe handles!

Thor Hammerskald picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade broke the Tiger Bomb.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the High Knee

Thor Hammerskald slipped out the back of the Mounted Punch Flurry.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade moved and the Slepnir Strike missed!

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Running Dropkick

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Thor Hammerskald.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Spinning Heel Kick

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Seated Back Dropkick

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Thor Hammerskald from behind.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Lung Blower

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade used the Spirit Roar

Thor Hammerskald moved and the Slingshot Legdrop missed!

Thor Hammerskald picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade from behind.

Thor Hammerskald hit the Full Nelson Butt Bomb

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade blocked the Viking Longship.

Thor Hammerskald picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade.

The Tiger Bomb was countered into a Elbow Strike.

The Earthshard was countered into a Standing Spinebuster.

Thor Hammerskald picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade from behind.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade blocked the Back Suplex Pin.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade blocked the Japanese Backdrop Suplex Pin. This is the second block in a row, and Eidenhoek Gaiaspade takes control.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade climbs the turnbuckles.

Thor Hammerskald shook the ropes to stop the Flying Clothesline.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade counters by kicking Thor Hammerskald away.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Flying Body Press

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of thirteen minutes and thirty seconds...Eidenhoek Gaiaspade!

 

Frankie Garnett: What did I tell you? I tried to tell you this before, but no, you thought I wasn't worth the time to listen to. This is all on you!

 

Bob Sinclair: ...think he has issues, much?

 

Tori Montgomery: Oh, yeah. Thor is definitely going to kill Frankie before the season ends. I can see it now.

 

Frankie Garnett: ....

 

CAGE MATCH: Psycho Sam (2-1, 24%) vs. III (3-0, 10%)

 

A rather non-descript rock theme plays as the League's newest member emerges from the back, striding towards the ring with the look of a cold-blooded psychopath on his face. Behind him, his chosen manager seems to be overwhelmed by the thousands of people in attendance as he tries to shrink into his robe of many rocks and stay on his client's heels as best he can.

 

Amelia Williams: This is a Steel Cage match, where the only way to win is to escape the cage! Introducing first, being accompanied by The Rock, from the Island of Alcatraz, weighing 296 pounds...Psycho Sam!

 

Bob Sinclair: This cage may be to Sam's benefit; he has to feel at home given his history.

 

Tori Montgomery: No kidding, Bob. I think the EMT's need to be ready to get down here in a hurry for this one.

 

Frankie Garnett: This guy's crazy enough to where I won't even argue with you on that!

 

"Reaping Stone" by Iced Earth starts to play, the somber melody of the intro a far cry from what we're used from the man now known as III. As soon as Jon Schaffer's guitar kicks up III emerges from the curtains, in a long flowing robe in the pattern of a star chart. He takes his time getting to the ring, where he steps into the cage and between the ropes, then stands on the second turnbuckle as he slides his robe off, revealing his tights, black pleather with a white III on the left leg, and a Celtic armor belt with the words "Cosmic Destiny" written on the front. He takes off the belt as well before handing his entrance gear to a ring crew member and stretches out a bit.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from The Third Altar of the Third Tier of the Third Pyramid, weighing 199 pounds...III!

 

Bob Sinclair: It's not been a good night for undefeated wrestlers so far.

 

Tori Montgomery: Indeed. The two other wrestlers to enter tonight at 3-0 have fallen by the wayside; III has to be thinking about that here before the bell rings.

 

Frankie Garnett: He should be thinking about a living will or something; Sam looks ready to destroy!

 

Psycho Sam hit the Throat Thrust

Psycho Sam picks up III from behind.

Psycho Sam whips III into the ropes.

Psycho Sam hit the Clothesline

III counters by fighting back.

III hit the Dropkick

Psycho Sam suddenly sits up, then stands.

The Spinning Back Kick didn't seem to faze Psycho Sam, who just stood there and glared at III.

III hit the Kick To Gut

Psycho Sam took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Psycho Sam hit the Punch

Psycho Sam hit the Throat Thrust

Psycho Sam hit the Face Stepping

Psycho Sam applied the Choke Hold

III moved and the Stomp missed!

III hit the Dropkick

Psycho Sam suddenly sits up, then stands.

The Spinning Backhand Blow didn't seem to faze Psycho Sam, who just stood there and glared at III.

III hit the Kick To Gut

Psycho Sam took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Psycho Sam hit the Throat Thrust

III slipped out the back of the Rear Naked Punch Flurry.

III hit the Dropkick

Psycho Sam took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

The Low Blow was countered into a Back Kick.

III hit the Back Kick

III hit the Punch Flurry

III hit the Enzuigiri Kick

Psycho Sam took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

The Snake Eyes was countered into a Dropkicksault.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Psycho Sam suddenly sits up, then stands.

III hit the Triple Kick Combo

III hit the Seated Back Dropkick

III hit the Slingshot Senton Bomb

III hit the Handspring Moonsault

The Rolling Splash was countered into a Low Blow.

Psycho Sam hit the Mounted Punch Flurry

Psycho Sam hit the Face Stepping

III blocked the Mounted Punch Flurry.

III recovers and stands up.

Psycho Sam hit the Snake Eyes

Psycho Sam takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Psycho Sam hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry

III blocked the Headbutt To Groin.

Psycho Sam picks up III.

Psycho Sam takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Psycho Sam looking for a Capture Supl--no, it's a variated DDT! III is in trouble!

Psycho Sam hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry

III blocked the Headbutt To Groin.

III counters by fighting back.

Psycho Sam moved and the Running Dropkick missed!

III counters by fighting back.

Psycho Sam moved and the High Knee missed!

III blocked the Rocky Body.

Psycho Sam hit the Snake Eyes

Psycho Sam hit the Seated Knuckle Punches

Psycho Sam picks up III.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Ref! REF!! Psycho Sam is trying to suffocate III with a bunch of rocks!

He is trying to escape...

Could this be the end?

He is getting closer!

He is almost there!

He hits the floor!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eight minutes and thirty seconds...Psycho Sam!

 

Bob Sinclair: Sam snuck a handful of rocks into the cage, and used them to take out III with a patently illegal move!

 

Frankie Garnett: Illegal? In the cage? Does not compute!

 

Tori Montgomery: Nonetheless, one has to wonder if anyone can truly stop this psychotic wrestler from wreaking havoc over the rest of the League!

 

Sebastian Moore (0-3, 12%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (1-2, 23%)

 

It is to Muse's "Assassin" that he emerges, an arrogant smirk crossing his face as he soaks in the jeers of the crowd. Looking up at the spotlight for a moment, his smirk seems to get even bigger as he walks down the ramp, ignoring the catcalls of the crowd as he ascends the steps, wipes his feet on the apron, and steps through the ropes, looking more at ease than the casual fan may think.

 

Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Manchester, England, weighing 237 pounds...Sebastian Moore!

 

Bob Sinclair: Moore is now the last League member to be winless this season, and his best chance at a win so far may be tonight, as remote as it may be.

 

Tori Montgomery: Moore is the heavy underdog in this bout, despite this being the first meeting between the two competitors.

 

Frankie Garnett: You can't make up for ineptness, Tori. Just ask Phoenix!

 

Tori Montgomery: Oh, I will when he makes you tap like a baby for that title you're sporting.

 

Frankie Garnett: I really wish you'd stop saying that....

 

"Here Comes the Money" hits the speakers, as one of last season's surprises emerges from the back, with a beautiful woman hanging off his left arm. A cocky grin plastered on his face, he arrogantly walks to the ring, turning up his nose at those in the audience that he deems to be beneath one such as himself. Arriving at ringside, his manager gives him a kiss for good luck before he slides in under the bottom rope and stands in the nearest corner, facing the center of the ring.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Missy Callistra, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing 224 pounds...Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.!

 

Bob Sinclair: This is a huge opportunity for Stanton. With Phoenix losing earlier tonight, Stanton could use a win to narrow the gap in his pairing.

 

Tori Montgomery: He may need all the help he can get; Phoenix is determined to repeat this season.

 

Frankie Garnett: Repeat trips to the buffet, you mean....

 

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Punch

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Forearm Blow

Sebastian Moore broke the Front Facelock by reaching the ropes.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Punch

Sebastian Moore broke the Side Headlock Takedown.

Sebastian Moore hit the Forearm Strike

Sebastian Moore hit the Punch

Sebastian Moore hit the Knife Edge Chop

Sebastian Moore hit the Slap Kick

Sebastian Moore hit the Punch

Sebastian Moore hit the Kick To Thigh

Sebastian Moore hit the Forearm Strike

Sebastian Moore hit the Punch

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Kick To Thigh missed!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the European Uppercut

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Stomp

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Arm Bar

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Elbow Drop On Knee

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Knee Bar

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Sebastian Moore from behind.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Dropkick

Sebastian Moore took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Sebastian Moore hit the Forearm Strike

Sebastian Moore hit the Punch

The Dropkick was countered into a Single Leg Grapevine.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Sebastian Moore broke the Single Leg Grapevine by reaching the ropes.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Vertical Suplex

Sebastian Moore moved and the Seated Dropkick missed!

The Kick To Thigh was countered into a Single Leg Grapevine.

Sebastian Moore blocked the Single Leg Grapevine.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Sebastian Moore broke the Single Leg Boston Crab.

The Punch was countered into a Punch.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Vertical Suplex

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Sebastian Moore from behind.

Sebastian Moore broke the Cheating Roll Up.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Forearm Strike missed!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Capture Suplex

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Seated Knuckle Punches

The referee was not happy with that move.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Sebastian Moore.

Sebastian Moore broke the Head And Arm Suplex.

The Slap Kick was countered into a Single Leg Boston Crab.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Sebastian Moore from behind.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Cheating Roll Up

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out!

Sebastian Moore blocked the Capture Suplex.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Sebastian Moore blocked the Head And Arm Suplex. This is the second block in a row, and Sebastian Moore takes control.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Side Headlock Takedown.

Sebastian Moore hit the Punch

Sebastian Moore hit the Back Kick

Sebastian Moore hit the Forearm Strike

Sebastian Moore hit the Front Slam

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out of the Single Leg Grapevine.

Sebastian Moore broke the Capture Suplex.

Sebastian Moore hit the Triple Kick Combo

Sebastian Moore used the La Magistral Cradle

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

Sebastian Moore hit the Thrust Kick

Sebastian Moore applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Sebastian Moore hit the Corkscrew Legdrop

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out of the Mounted Punch Flurry.

The Small Package was countered into a Shooter Takedown.

Sebastian Moore applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out of the Mounted Elbow Smashes.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Head And Arm Suplex

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

Kick Out At Two-And-A-Half!

 

Bob Sinclair: Stanton's used that head-and-arm suplex to great effectiveness this season, but he's unable to keep Moore down this time.

 

Tori Montgomery: Not without trying, though. Moore looked like he kicked out solely on instinct!

 

Frankie Garnett: Okay, I'll admit, I bought that as the finish.

 

The Dropkick To Knee was countered into a Shooter Takedown.

Sebastian Moore used the La Magistral Cradle

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

Sebastian Moore hit the Triple Kick Combo

Sebastian Moore hit the Corkscrew Legdrop

Sebastian Moore applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Sebastian Moore hit the Kneeling Kick Rush

Sebastian Moore takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Sebastian Moore applied the Camel Clutch

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

A short struggle ends with the escape!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. counters by reversing on Sebastian Moore.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Corner Stomp Flurry

Sebastian Moore counters by fighting back.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Triple Forearm Blow missed!

Sebastian Moore blocked the Small Package.

Sebastian Moore blocked the Head And Arm Suplex. This is the second block in a row, and Sebastian Moore takes control.

Sebastian Moore hit the Leg Lariat

Sebastian Moore applied the Camel Clutch

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

A short struggle ends with the escape!

Sebastian Moore hit the Triple Forearm Blow

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Kneeling Kick Rush.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out of the Heel Hook Leg Grapevine.

Sebastian Moore blocked the Capture Suplex.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. whips Sebastian Moore into the ropes.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. grimaces as he walks, his knee may have been hurt.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Running Dropkick

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Seated Knuckle Punches

The referee was not happy with that move.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Sebastian Moore from behind.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. whips Sebastian Moore to the corner.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Sebastian Moore slipped out the back of the Tornado DDT.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Chonan Lock.

Flying armbar by Sebastian Moore, and Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. is in trouble!

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

It's Still Locked In!

The referee has called for the bell!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of fifteen minutes and twenty seconds...Sebastian Moore!

 

Bob Sinclair: Moore picks up his first win of the season, and Stanton is unable to capitalize on the Phoenix loss earlier tonight!

 

Tori Montgomery: Moore earned that win, guys. He took Stanton's best shots and still came out victorious.

 

Frankie Garnett: That was a good match between a pair of jobbers. Maybe there's potential...oh, who am I kidding?

 

Jack Lightning (2-1, 14%) vs. Diamond (1-2, 22%)

 

Metallica's "Ride the Lightning" hits the speakers as the first Canadian to enter The League emerges from the back, looking surprisingly at ease as he steps onto the ring apron and leaps over the top rope. Climbing onto the turnbuckles, he raises an arm in the air and drinks in the cheers of the crowd before dropping back to the mat and preparing for his match.

 

Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from London, Ontario, weighing 233 pounds...Jack Lightning!

 

Bob Sinclair: Lightning's had a good start to the season, but he's got a challenge tonight.

 

Frankie Garnett: Lemme guess, Tori, here's where you have your pointless stat of the match, right?

 

Tori Montgomery: Not pointless, Frankie. Lightning has yet to beat his opponent tonight in two prior attempts.

 

"Don't Cha" hits the arena to a mixed reaction as The League's lone female member emerges from backstage. There is a confident smirk on her face as she talks trash with some of the louder fans before sprinting into the ring by diving under the bottom rope. As she stands, she proceeds to the corner nearest the announce table, hands thrown in the air as the soaks in the crowd reaction while her manager stands outside, also applauding her client.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Jayde, from Aberdeen, Scotland, weighing 137 pounds...Diamond!

 

Frankie Garnett: Wait, so Diamond is 2-0 against Lightning?

 

Tori Montgomery: Yep.

 

Frankie Garnett: Well, there goes any cred I had for him.

 

Bob Sinclair: Diamond really needs a win here to stay ahead of Bao in her pairing.

 

Jack Lightning hit the Running Clothesline

Jack Lightning hit the Stomp

Jack Lightning picks up Diamond.

The Back Kick was countered into a Splits Counter Dropkick.

Diamond hit the Half Senton

Jack Lightning blocked the Face Rub.

Jack Lightning recovers and stands up.

Diamond hit the European Uppercut

Diamond hit the Punch

Jack Lightning took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Jack Lightning hit the Running Clothesline

Jack Lightning hit the Stomp

The Arm Bar was countered into a Legsweep Kick.

Jack Lightning blocked the Face Stepping.

Jack Lightning recovers and stands up.

Jack Lightning broke the Side Headlock.

Jack Lightning hit the Foot Stomp

The Knife Edge Chop was countered into a Arm Drag.

Diamond hit the Half Senton

Jack Lightning moved and the Rolling Senton missed!

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Diamond counters by fighting back.

Jack Lightning moved and the Dropkick To Knee missed!

The Running Clothesline was countered into a Hot Shot.

Diamond hit the Slingshot Senton Bomb

Diamond hit the Legdrop To Groin

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Jack Lightning moved and the Basement Dropkick missed!

Diamond blocked the Side Headlock Takedown.

Diamond moved and the Knife Edge Chop missed!

Jack Lightning moved and the Dropkick To Knee missed!

Jack Lightning hit the Dropkick

Jack Lightning hit the Fist Drop

Jack Lightning applied the Arm Bar

Jack Lightning applied the Rear Chinlock

Jack Lightning hit the Stomp

Jack Lightning applied the Arm Bar

Jack Lightning picks up Diamond.

Jack Lightning hit the Knife Edge Chop

Jack Lightning hit the Corkscrew Legdrop

Jack Lightning used the La Magistral Cradle

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out!

Jack Lightning hit the Dropkick To Knee

Jack Lightning hit the Corkscrew Legdrop

Diamond blocked the La Magistral Cradle.

Jack Lightning picks up Diamond.

Jack Lightning hit the Spinning Head Scissors

Jack Lightning hit the Rolling Senton

Jack Lightning hit the Corkscrew Legdrop

Jack Lightning used the La Magistral Cradle

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Diamond blocked the Spinning Head Scissors.

Jayde tries to interfere. Jack Lightning goes to complain to the referee, but the momentary distraction gives Diamond time to attack.

Jack Lightning moved and the Dropkicksault missed!

Diamond moved and the Dropkick To Knee missed!

Jack Lightning blocked the Women's DDT.

Jack Lightning moved and the Dropkick To Knee missed!

Diamond blocked the DDT.

Jack Lightning hit the Running Dropkick

Jack Lightning picks up Diamond from behind.

[mana[Jayde tries to interfere, so Jack Lightning knocks her off the apron. The distraction allows Diamond to make a comeback though.[/color][/b]

Diamond hit the Running Dropkick

Jack Lightning moved and the Rolling Senton missed!

Jayde tries to interfere. Jack Lightning complains to the referee, who gives Jayde a warning.

Jack Lightning picks up Diamond from behind.

Jayde tries to interfere, and when Jack Lightning goes to deal with her it allows Diamond the chance to make a comeback.

 

Frankie Garnett: For crying out loud! Get control of your manager, Diamond!

 

Bob Sinclair: Jayde is certainly making an impact here, but I have to agree with Frankie. Jayde should not be interfering this much in the match.

 

Tori Montgomery: Which is why I don't do that as often as some may like.

 

Diamond hit the Dropkick To Knee

Diamond hit the Dropkicksault

Diamond climbs the turnbuckles.

Diamond hit the Split-Legged Moonsault

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out Just After Two!

Jack Lightning broke the 24 Carat Kiss.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Jack Lightning climbs the turnbuckles.

The Flying Body Press was countered into a Women's Spear.

What flexibility! Diamond locks in the Florentine!

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

It's Still Locked In!

The referee has called for the bell!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eleven minutes and forty seconds...Diamond!

 

Bob Sinclair: Diamond with a big win, and she gives herself a bit of breathing room in her pairing.

 

Tori Montgomery: Even though she has the tiebreaker, that extra win is certainly welcome to her peace of mind.

 

Frankie Garnett: Tell me something that isn't obvious, Tori!

 

Tori Montgomery: ....

 

Johnny Triumph (2-1, 17%) vs. Master Imoka (1-2, 20%)

 

A remixed version of "Ecstasy of Gold" hits the speakers, which is nearly drowned out in jeers as he emerges from the entryway. Instead of taking the steps closest to him, he walks around to the opposite side of the ring, drawing in more jeers as he finally climbs the steps and enters the ring, deciding to enter on his terms and his terms alone.

 

Amelia Williams: Ladies and gentlemen, this is our main event of the evening, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Des Moines, Iowa, weighing 228 pounds...Johnny Triumph!

 

Bob Sinclair: Triumph remains determined to avenge his loss in the final match of last season, and his record is indicative of that.

 

Tori Montgomery: He's the favorite to come out of his pairing, but Gaius isn't making it easy on him.

 

Frankie Garnett: Are you even listening to yourself, Tori? Triumph is all but assured a spot in the playoffs!

 

"You're the Best" blasts from the arena speakers as The League's lone Samoan emerges from the back, staring a hole through the ring as if by doing so, he can change it to his preferred medium of a martial arts mat. As he gets to ringside, he quickly lashes out and kicks the top half of the steel steps off the bottom half, snarling as he slides into the ring and stands motionless, waiting for the bell to sound.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 214 pounds...Master Imoka!

 

Tori Montgomery: The advantage in this series goes to Triumph, who enters tonight with a 2-1 record against Imoka.

 

Frankie Garnett: Make it 3-1. Imoka's got no chance tonight.

 

Bob Sinclair: We'll find out, as the bell sounds to get our main event underway!

 

Master Imoka hit the Elbow Strike

Master Imoka hit the Japanese Binta

Master Imoka hit the Throat Thrust

Master Imoka hit the Forearm Blow

Master Imoka applied the Top Wrist Lock

Master Imoka hit the Legsweep Kick

Master Imoka applied the Nerve Pinch

Master Imoka hit the Stomp

Johnny Triumph blocked the Knee Pull.

Johnny Triumph moved and the Knee Drop missed!

Johnny Triumph applied the Arm Bar

Johnny Triumph hit the Face Stepping

Johnny Triumph applied the Rear Chinlock

The Knee Pull was countered into a Legsweep Kick.

Master Imoka hit the Stomp

Master Imoka hit the Knee Pull

Master Imoka applied the Nerve Pinch

Master Imoka applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Johnny Triumph slipped out the back of the Mounted Punch Flurry.

Johnny Triumph applied the Hammerlock

Johnny Triumph applied the Arm Wringer

Johnny Triumph hit the Eye Gouge

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Johnny Triumph hit the Punch

Johnny Triumph hit the Elbow Strike

Johnny Triumph applied the Front Facelock

Johnny Triumph hit the Running Clothesline

Johnny Triumph hit the Face Stepping

Johnny Triumph applied the Rear Chinlock

Johnny Triumph applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Master Imoka slipped out the back of the Single Leg Boston Crab.

Master Imoka hit the Arc Kick

Johnny Triumph moved and the Snap Driving Elbow missed!

Master Imoka blocked the Bow And Arrow Lock.

Johnny Triumph applied the Single Leg Grapevine

The Boston Crab was countered into a Legsweep Kick.

Master Imoka applied the Single Leg Grapevine

 

Bob Sinclair: Imoka targeting the leg of Triumph, looking to take away that base and eliminate the Horns of Victory in this match.

 

Tori Montgomery: Smart strategy, though I'd stay focused on the head, the better to knock out Triumph with that Obliteration roundhouse kick.

 

Frankie Garnett: That's why you're out here, and they are in there!

 

Johnny Triumph blocked the Headbutt To Groin.

Master Imoka hit the Snap Driving Elbow

Johnny Triumph slipped out the back of the Rear Naked Punch Flurry.

Johnny Triumph hit the Hammerlock Kick

Master Imoka slipped out the back of the Neckbreaker.

Johnny Triumph moved and the Flying Knee Strike missed!

Johnny Triumph hit the Vertical Suplex

Johnny Triumph applied the Single Leg Boston Crab

The Single Leg Grapevine was countered into a Legsweep Kick.

Master Imoka hit the Snap Driving Elbow

Master Imoka hit the Kneeling Kick Rush

Master Imoka applied the Heel Hook Leg Grapevine

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

A short struggle ends with the escape!

The Obliteration was countered into a Shooter Takedown.

Master Imoka slipped out of the Camel Clutch.

Master Imoka hit the Strong Charging Forearm

Master Imoka hit the Running Plancha Forearm

The referee begins counting the competitors out.

Master Imoka used the Spirit Roar

Master Imoka gets into the ring.

Johnny Triumph moved and the Plancha Dive missed!

The referee reaches the halfway point of his count.

The Horns of Victory was countered into a Legsweep Kick.

The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out.

Master Imoka gets into the ring.

Johnny Triumph is able to shake off the cobwebs and get back in before the count.

The Strong Charging Forearm was countered into a Spinebuster.

Johnny Triumph applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Johnny Triumph picks up Master Imoka.

Master Imoka blocked the Hammerlock Kick.

Master Imoka slipped out the back of the S.T.O..

Master Imoka hit the Jimbo Strong Enzuigiri Kick

Johnny Triumph blocked the Seated Knuckle Punches.

Master Imoka picks up Johnny Triumph.

Good Lord! Master Imoka just sentenced Triumph to Obliteration!

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eleven minutes and ten seconds...Master Imoka!

 

Bob Sinclair: Imoka with a huge win, narrowing the gap between him and Thor!

 

Tori Montgomery: Imoka needed that one, and at the same time he helps Gaius's cause as well!

 

Frankie Garnett: Good, now that it's over, I can go hide in my hotel room again...

 

Bob Sinclair: Folks, we're out of time; we'll see you next week if we don't have an update on the Frankie Garnett Title Defense Watch first!

 

Frankie Garnett: Dammit, that's enough already!

 

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1. Ian Carlisle (2-2) def. Ly Quang Bao (1-3)

* Time of Match: 18:10

* Match Grade: A+

* Winner's Offense: 66%

* Ian Carlisle's Body Condition: Head 51, Body 72, Arms 99, Legs 97

* Ly Quang Bao's Body Condition: Head 12, Body 55, Arms 92, Legs 83

* 3 winners in the prediction pool each earn 3.00 points towards their season totals.

* This is the Match of the Night (10 for Ian Carlisle, 3 for Ly Quang Bao)

 

2. Nuclear Templeton (3-1) def. The Phoenix (3-1)

* Time of Match: 14:20

* Match Grade: C+

* Winner's Offense: 47%

* Nuclear Templeton's Body Condition: Head 45, Body 79, Arms 96, Legs 78

* The Phoenix's Body Condition: Head 60, Body 80, Arms 95, Legs 91

* 6 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.50 points towards their season totals.

 

3. Scott Stevens (2-2) def. Tarik Nolan (1-3)

* Time of Match: 9:00

* Match Grade: E

* Winner's Offense: 42%

* Scott Stevens's Body Condition: Head 56, Body 86, Arms 98, Legs 89

* Tarik Nolan's Body Condition: Head 67, Body 85, Arms 96, Legs 88

* 6 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.50 points towards their season totals.

 

4. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (1-3) def. Thor Hammerskald (3-1)

* Time of Match: 13:30

* Match Grade: C

* Winner's Offense: 49%

* Eidenhoek Gaiaspade's Body Condition: Head 42, Body 72, Arms 97, Legs 82

* Thor Hammerskald's Body Condition: Head 53, Body 80, Arms 99, Legs 95

* 0 winners in the prediction pool. Cue "The Price is Right" fail horn.

 

5. Psycho Sam (3-1) def. III (3-1)

* Time of Match: 8:30

* Match Grade: D

* Winner's Offense: 65%

* Psycho Sam's Body Condition: Head 72, Body 83, Arms 100, Legs 99

* III's Body Condition: Head 18, Body 75, Arms 93, Legs 76

* 8 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.13 points towards their season totals.

 

6. Sebastian Moore (1-3) def. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (1-3)

* Time of Match: 15:20

* Match Grade: A

* Winner's Offense: 48%

* Sebastian Moore's Body Condition: Head 44, Body 87, Arms 98, Legs 82

* Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.'s Body Condition: Head 38, Body 79, Arms 92, Legs 73

* 1 winner in the prediction pool earns 9.00 points towards his season total.

 

7. Diamond (2-2) def. Jack Lightning (2-2)

* Time of Match: 11:40

* Match Grade: B

* Winner's Offense: 37%

* Diamond's Body Condition: Head 65, Body 73, Arms 98, Legs 73

* Jack Lightning's Body Condition: Head 41, Body 64, Arms 98, Legs 76

* 8 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.13 points towards their season totals.

 

8. Master Imoka (2-2) def. Johnny Triumph (2-2)

* Time of Match: 11:10

* Match Grade: C

* Winner's Offense: 57%

* Master Imoka's Body Condition: Head 74, Body 89, Arms 92, Legs 82

* Johnny Triumph's Body Condition: Head 43, Body 82, Arms 98, Legs 80

* 4 winners in the prediction pool each earn 2.25 points towards their season totals.

 

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PREDICTION STANDINGS

 

1. mjdgoldeneye: 41.72 points (12.38 last week), 18 total picks correct.*

*For second week running, has the high score for the week.

2. Psycho Sam: 39.78 points (3.76 last week), 23 total picks correct.

3. OctoberRaven: 33.70 points (4.88 last week), 20 total picks correct.

4. Jman2k3: 32.00 points (7.51 last week), 18 total picks correct.

5. Ranson: 31.03 points (10.51 last week), 21 total picks correct.

6. CJAlex: 29.26 points (8.26 last week), 19 total picks correct.

7. Derek B: 27.47 points (3.76 last week), 18 total picks correct.

8. I effin rule: 24.28 points (6.76 last week), 17 total picks correct.

9. masterded: 22.50 points (5.26 last week), 17 total picks correct.

10. moon_lit_tears: 7.58 points (0.00 last week), 5 total picks correct.

11. Prophet: 4.95 points (0.00 last week), 4 total picks correct.

 

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PAIRING STANDINGS

(Bolded names denote the wrestler leading the head-to-head pairing in case of tie-breaker)

 

The Phoenix (3-1, 3.000 AMR)

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (1-3, 8.500 AMR)

 

Psycho Sam (3-1, 4.000 AMR)

Tarik Nolan (1-3, 4.500 AMR)

 

Jack Lightning (2-2, 6.750 AMR)

Ian Carlisle (2-2, 6.500 AMR)

 

Johnny Triumph (2-2, 2.250 AMR)

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (1-3, 3.250 AMR)

 

Thor Hammerskald (3-1, 4.750 AMR)

Master Imoka (2-2, 4.500 AMR)

 

Diamond (2-2, 4.250 AMR)

Ly Quang Bao (1-3, 5.000 AMR)

 

III (3-1, 6.250 AMR)

Scott Stevens (2-2, 5.250 AMR)

 

Nuclear Templeton (3-1, 5.500 AMR)

Sebastian Moore (1-3, 6.750 AMR)

 

IF THE SEASON ENDED TODAY...

First Quarter Rankings

 

(Because not everyone has faced each other yet, ties are broken by AMR and then Strength of Schedule)

 

The Pairing Leaders...

1. III

2. Nuclear Templeton

3. Thor Hammerskald

4. Psycho Sam

5. The Phoenix

6. Jack Lightning

7. Diamond

8. Johnny Triumph

 

...and the rest of the League

9. Ian Carlisle

10. Scott Stevens

11. Master Imoka

12. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.

13. Sebastian Moore

14. Ly Quang Bao

15. Tarik Nolan

16. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade

 

<hr>

 

WEEK FIVE SCHEDULE: Hiroshima, Japan (Japan—Chugoku)

(Strict Rules Enforcement, Ref Bumps Allowed, Strong Style Match)

 

Ian Carlisle (2-2, 11%) vs. Diamond (2-2, 11%)

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (1-3, 18%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (3-1, 12%)

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (1-3, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (2-2, 15%)

Johnny Triumph (2-2, 17%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (3-1, 13%)

Jack Lightning (2-2, 14%) vs. Ly Quang Bao (1-3, 20%)

Psycho Sam (3-1, 21%) vs. Scott Stevens (2-2, 13%)

The Phoenix (3-1, 23%) vs. Sebastian Moore (1-3, 12%)

Tarik Nolan (1-3, 23%) vs. III (3-1, 13%)

 

TRAINING PM DEADLINE: MONDAY, JUNE 11, 2012 AT 8:00 PM EST / TUESDAY, 12 JUNE AT 0000 GMT.

 

PREDICTIONS DEADLINE: TUESDAY, JUNE 12, 2011 AT 8:00 PM EST / WEDNESDAY, 13 JUNE AT 0000 GMT

[Ranson]

Ian Carlisle (2-2, 11%) vs. Diamond (2-2, 11%)

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (1-3, 18%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (3-1, 12%)

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (1-3, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (2-2, 15%)

Johnny Triumph (2-2, 17%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (3-1, 13%)

Jack Lightning (2-2, 14%) vs. Ly Quang Bao (1-3, 20%)

Psycho Sam (3-1, 21%) vs. Scott Stevens (2-2, 13%)

The Phoenix (3-1, 23%) vs. Sebastian Moore (1-3, 12%)

Tarik Nolan (1-3, 23%) vs. III (3-1, 13%)

 

And for the record, Thor has no interest in the LPW Title. He just wants to make Frankie sweat

[OctoberRaven]

Ian Carlisle (2-2, 11%) vs. Diamond (2-2, 11%)

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (1-3, 18%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (3-1, 12%)

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (1-3, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (2-2, 15%)

Johnny Triumph (2-2, 17%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (3-1, 13%)

Jack Lightning (2-2, 14%) vs. Ly Quang Bao (1-3, 20%)

Psycho Sam (3-1, 21%) vs. Scott Stevens (2-2, 13%)

The Phoenix (3-1, 23%) vs. Sebastian Moore (1-3, 12%)

Tarik Nolan (1-3, 23%) vs. III (3-1, 13%)

 

@EveGrungeRules- @LeagueToriM I'm @III's cousin. I've been told he was admitted to the hospital to check for concussion symptoms, but he left the hospital without signing out.

@EveGrungeRules- @LeagueToriM I've tried calling his phone but it goes straight to voicemail.

@EveGrungeRules- @LeagueToriM Unfortunately he went on this season's tour alone this time around. I've called the American Embassy in Japan and they assure they're looking for him.

[Psycho Sam]

Who is @EveGrungeRocker????

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>@<a href="https://twitter.com/Survive_The_Sting">Survive_The_Sting</a>! Let my cage match against III be a reminder to you on what's gonna happen to you...</p>— Psycho Sam (@Psycho_Sam_BBW) <a href="https://twitter.com/Psycho_Sam_BBW/status/210276371925184513" data-datetime="2012-06-06T07:46:08+00:00">June 6, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>5 Wrestlers at 3-1? This is gonna be epic...</p>— Psycho Sam (@Psycho_Sam_BBW) <a href="https://twitter.com/Psycho_Sam_BBW/status/210276637697261571" data-datetime="2012-06-06T07:47:11+00:00">June 6, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Oh god... not the Cole Mine again... NNNNOOOOO!!!!</p>— Psycho Sam (@Psycho_Sam_BBW) <a href="https://twitter.com/Psycho_Sam_BBW/status/210277898341457920" data-datetime="2012-06-06T07:52:12+00:00">June 6, 2012</a></blockquote>

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[Derek B]

Yay, a big win for Nuclear over Phoenix... first person to beat the champ is the guy who some people consider the true champ. I guess Coach's training is really paying off, more of the same methinks and hopefully Nuclear won't tap out in 3 minutes ever again.

 

Ian Carlisle (2-2, 11%) vs. Diamond (2-2, 11%)

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (1-3, 18%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (3-1, 12%)

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (1-3, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (2-2, 15%)

Johnny Triumph (2-2, 17%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (3-1, 13%)

Jack Lightning (2-2, 14%) vs. Ly Quang Bao (1-3, 20%)

Psycho Sam (3-1, 21%) vs. Scott Stevens (2-2, 13%)

The Phoenix (3-1, 23%) vs. Sebastian Moore (1-3, 12%)

Tarik Nolan (1-3, 23%) vs. III (3-1, 13%)

[Jman2k3]

WEEK FIVE SCHEDULE: Hiroshima, Japan (Japan—Chugoku)

(Strict Rules Enforcement, Ref Bumps Allowed, Strong Style Match)

 

 

Ian Carlisle (2-2, 11%) vs. Diamond (2-2, 11%)

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (1-3, 18%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (3-1, 12%)

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (1-3, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (2-2, 15%)

Johnny Triumph (2-2, 17%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (3-1, 13%)

Jack Lightning (2-2, 14%) vs. Ly Quang Bao (1-3, 20%)

Psycho Sam (3-1, 21%) vs. Scott Stevens (2-2, 13%)

The Phoenix (3-1, 23%) vs. Sebastian Moore (1-3, 12%)

Tarik Nolan (1-3, 23%) vs. III (3-1, 13%)

 

Twitternet.

@Survive_The_Sting! @Psycho_Sam_BBW I don't know who you are trying to scare boy but I'm undefeated in the cage.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @Psycho_Sam_BBW You're nuttier than you normally are if you think beating @III scares me. I've made a living off of kicking @III ass on a weekly basis.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @Psycho_Sam_BBW I'll make you tap out quicker than if you're name was Tarik Nolan.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @Psycho_Sam_BBW I am the avenging sword of taste and decency while you're just some talentless curtain jerker who will feel the Scorpion's sting and realize you just got beat by the best wrestler of all time.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @EveGrungeRules You want to know what happened to your cousin @III??? He is praying to whatever gods he prays to and he is thanking them because he faced @Psycho_Sam_BBW inside that steel caged instead of me because I would have messed him up worse.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @EveGrungeRules That b**** @LeagueToriM is an unreliable skank. She's probably taking care of @III the only ways she knows how and that's with her "assets."

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @EveGrungeRules Damn right the American Embassy is looking for @III. They think he is the Zodiac killer.

 

Yay, a big win for Nuclear over Phoenix... first person to beat the champ is the guy who some people consider the true champ. I guess Coach's training is really paying off, more of the same methinks and hopefully Nuclear won't tap out in 3 minutes ever again.

 

True. We need more Coach Robert Greene promos. He rules. It was Champion vs Champion and since you won to become the Undisputed League Champion. However, since your only loss this season is to Scorpion doesn't that make him technically the new Undisputed League Champion????? Boggles the mind I know.

[Psycho Sam]

No. You lost to III, who lost to me, who lost to Imoka, who lost to Hammerskald, who lost to Eidenhoek, who lost to Triumph, who lost to Carlisle, who lost to Lightning, who lost to Diamond, who lost to Phoenix, who lost to Nuclear, so the Undisputed League Championship is confusing. Right?

[ShadowedFlames]

Pages should be updated now, folks.

 

To the one person who already sent in a PM for training (you know who you are), that's already been factored into the sheet this week. I think we're on the same wavelength, but double-check and let me know if I'm wrong.

[Jman2k3]

Psycho Sam's future.

 

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[Psycho Sam]

And here's what's gonna happen to you...And I don't think Frankie is a homosexual

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And here's what's gonna happen to you...And I don't think Frankie is a homosexual

 

Lisa won't miss him, she doesn't miss him when she's with other guys, why miss him when he's dead?