SWF: Sunday Nights Counting Lights - The Continuing Saga of KP Avatar

flaviooooo · July 31, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Boardwalk Hall (New Jersey, Tri State)

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Greg Black vs Remo

Hero Squad © vs The Parts Unknown - non-title match

Lobster Warrior vs ????? - Farewell Match

Christian Faith, Randy Bumfhole and Valiant vs The Eisen Entourage

Joshua Taylor and Vengeance vs Brandon James and The Zim

Jack Bruce and Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs The Awesomeness

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money

SWF Uprising

Vadalabene Center (Illinois, Great Lakes)

Sunday, September 8, 2013

????? vs Bobby Bruce

Ben 'n' Glenn Casey vs The Royal Pains

Darryl Devine vs Sandy (Bull Wrecker) Erickson

????? and The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs A-Prime and 24/7 Partay Dudez

Donnie J vs Roger Cage

????? vs John Greed

James Prudence vs John Anderson

Bonus Question #1 - Who will win High Stakes?

A) Kirk Jameson/Krustacean Kirk

B) Lazarus McKenzie

C) Calum Nelson

Bonus Question #2 - Which High Stakes Season 2 rookie will be in an Uprising dark match against Spencer Spade?

A) Jacob Jett

B) Masked Patriot

C) Ekuma

D) Masked Cougar

E) Alan Parent

Midnightnick · July 31, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Boardwalk Hall (New Jersey, Tri State)

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Greg Black vs Remo

Hero Squad © vs The Parts Unknown - non-title match

Lobster Warrior vs ????? - Farewell Match

Christian Faith, Randy Bumfhole and Valiant vs The Eisen Entourage

Joshua Taylor and Vengeance vs Brandon James and The Zim

Jack Bruce and Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs The Awesomeness

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money

SWF Uprising

Vadalabene Center (Illinois, Great Lakes)

Sunday, September 8, 2013

????? vs Bobby Bruce

Ben 'n' Glenn Casey vs The Royal Pains

Darryl Devine vs Sandy (Bull Wrecker) Erickson

????? and The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs A-Prime and 24/7 Partay Dudez

Donnie J vs Roger Cage

????? vs John Greed

James Prudence vs John Anderson

Bonus Question #1 - Who will win High Stakes?

A) Kirk Jameson/Krustacean Kirk

B) Lazarus McKenzie

C) Calum Nelson

Bonus Question #2 - Which High Stakes Season 2 rookie will be in an Uprising dark match against Spencer Spade?

A) Jacob Jett

B) Masked Patriot

C) Ekuma

D) Masked Cougar

E) Alan Parent

kieranforthewin · July 31, 2013

How the hell did I do that? LOL.

SWF Supreme TV

Boardwalk Hall (New Jersey, Tri State)

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Greg Black vs Remo

Hero Squad © vs The Parts Unknown - non-title match

Lobster Warrior vs ????? - Farewell Match

May as well put somebody over on his way out

Christian Faith, Randy Bumfhole and Valiant vs The Eisen Entourage

Joshua Taylor and Vengeance vs Brandon James and The Zim

Them Dollar Signs Brotha

Jack Bruce and Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs The Awesomeness

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money

SWF Uprising

Vadalabene Center (Illinois, Great Lakes)

Sunday, September 8, 2013

????? vs Bobby Bruce

Ben 'n' Glenn Casey vs The Royal Pains

Darryl Devine vs Sandy (Bull Wrecker) Erickson

????? and The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs A-Prime and 24/7 Partay Dudez

Jobbie Jetro is ?????, but I like the Partay Dudez!

Donnie J vs Roger Cage

????? vs John Greed

Josh Taylor WANTS REVENGE

James Prudence vs John Anderson

Bonus Question #1 - Who will win High Stakes?

A) Kirk Jameson/Krustacean KirK

B) Lazarus McKenzie

C) Calum Nelson

Bonus Question #2 - Which High Stakes Season 2 rookie will be in an Uprising dark match against Spencer Spade?

A) Jacob Jett

B) Masked Patriot

C) Ekuma

D) Masked Cougar

E) Alan Parent

PLACE YOUR QUESTION(S) TO EMMA CHASE HERE:

1. Would you repopulate the world with K.P Avatar if he was the last man on earth?

2. Who out of the season 2 High Stake Rookies or remaining Season 1 High Stake Rookies, do you think has the most potential to possibly join The New Chase Agency?

Croquemitaine · July 31, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Greg Black vs Remo

- He's in a slump, but he's still Remo

Hero Squad © vs The Parts Unknown - non-title match

- Jungle Lord win

Lobster Warrior vs ????? - Farewell Match

- I think Lobby deserves an upbeat sendoff

Christian Faith, Randy Bumfhole and Valiant vs The Eisen Entourage

- I'm sure the Entourage will get a push sometime, but not like this

Joshua Taylor and Vengeance vs Brandon James and The Zim

- This could go either way, but it's a growing feud and heels usually get the early momentum

Jack Bruce and Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs The Awesomeness

- No. Just no.

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money

- It's been a horrible month for Money, but I think the fall stops here, or at least slows

SWF Uprising

????? vs Bobby Bruce

- No point attaching this guy to your top face and then jobbing him out.

Ben 'n' Glenn Casey vs The Royal Pains

- El Duque seems to have something going on

Darryl Devine vs Sandy (Bull Wrecker) Erickson

????? and The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs A-Prime and 24/7 Partay Dudez

Donnie J vs Roger Cage

- Cage has been spinning his wheels. Might as well establish the new guy a bit. Unless Anderson is going to interfere in some way to cost Donnie the match.

????? vs John Greed

- Greed is good!

James Prudence vs John Anderson

- Anderson has been more prominent lately

Bonus Question #1 - Who will win High Stakes?

A) Kirk Jameson/Krustacean Kirk

B) Lazarus McKenzie

C) Calum Nelson

Bonus Question #2 - Which High Stakes Season 2 rookie will be in an Uprising dark match against Spencer Spade?

A) Jacob Jett

B) Masked Patriot

C) Ekuma

D) Masked Cougar

E) Alan Parent

PLACE YOUR QUESTION(S) TO EMMA CHASE HERE:

Q: Does it bother you that despite your years of experience and knowledge of the industry, the SWF can't find anything more interesting for you to do than take off your top and make out with losers?

Q: Have you ever refused a storyline or angle, either with SWF or earlier in your career?

Pteroid · July 31, 2013

Questions for Miz Chase:

1. How do you think you stack up to other famous valets in wrestling history?

2. Ever check up with other DAVE alumni? (Wolverine, Tanner, Tastu...kuchi? Kachi? ...MONGOL DUDE.)

Rickymex · July 31, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Boardwalk Hall (New Jersey, Tri State)

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Greg Black vs Remo

Hero Squad © vs The Parts Unknown - non-title match

Lobster Warrior vs ????? - Farewell Match

Christian Faith, Randy Bumfhole and Valiant vs The Eisen Entourage

Joshua Taylor and Vengeance vs Brandon James and The Zim

Jack Bruce and Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs The Awesomeness (RIP Huey)

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money

SWF Uprising

Vadalabene Center (Illinois, Great Lakes)

Sunday, September 8, 2013

????? vs Bobby Bruce

Ben 'n' Glenn Casey vs The Royal Pains

Darryl Devine vs Sandy (Bull Wrecker) Erickson

????? and The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs A-Prime and 24/7 Partay Dudez

Donnie J vs Roger Cage

????? vs John Greed

James Prudence vs John Anderson

Bonus Question #1 - Who will win High Stakes?

A) Kirk Jameson/Krustacean Kirk

B) Lazarus McKenzie

C) Calum Nelson

Bonus Question #2 - Which High Stakes Season 2 rookie will be in an Uprising dark match against Spencer Spade?

A) Jacob Jett

B) Masked Patriot

C) Ekuma

D) Masked Cougar

E) Alan Parent

Question: Who do you see as the most promising youngster in the SWF?

Psycho Sam · August 1, 2013

Emma Chase question:

Have you ever thought aabout reviving DAVE?

Eidenhoek · August 1, 2013

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3rdStringPG · August 1, 2013

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White Dolphin · August 1, 2013

I'm not gonna lie: At first I was really bothered by Nicky Champion's new swag-enhanced promo. But then I realized: Its just you doing this diary properly.

The thing is that you seem to do this diary like the way SWF would, not the way you personally want it to be(Unless, of course, both are the same for whatever reason). Oh sure, we may see Gilmore get a long reign with a major belt, but he wouldn't be the promotion centerpiece and Mr Tuesday Night like he would in an SWF diary I'd write, and if he was, there'd be a justified reason, like Faith saying in the booking meetings "This guy is over Eric, deal with it."

The fact of the matter is you've made it so that instead of us always getting what we want(Although to be fair the Cornellverse and this fandom have far fewer issues with what would normally be problem/overrated workers. If Peter Valentine or Big Smack Scott existed in real life, we'd hate them, but here, we love them because of the mayhem they create. Do I want Peter Valentine monkeying with my segment ratings? God no. Do I want him in a diary? Yes, because there isn't a diary hes been involved in that wasn't improved by his presence. Steve Frehley would be roughly comparable to Randy Orton IRL, but yet hes seen as far more palatable here. And of course, a puro spot monkey like Alan Parent would be hated even by the stupidest of smarks, yet hes the most over meme on this site.) you instead strive for getting inside the head of Richard Eisen and his booking team and making it so that we see the SWF in a similar light to the WWE: a promotion that doesn't get it right all the time, but yet, in its own unique way, does get it right by giving us something awesome like the Angry Gilmore title win in a fairly well-built storyline designed to make us want with all our hope Gilmore finally winning the big one instead of just HAVING him win the big one because general awesomeness (TAKE NOTE, Bryan/Cena cynics.)

I'm not sure about other portrayals of SWF that I haven't checked out yet (hey Eisen-verse, how ya doin), but IMO, this guy gets it. This is Supreme on so many levels.

flaviooooo · August 1, 2013

PLACE YOUR QUESTION(S) TO EMMA CHASE HERE:

1) You've hooked up with several wrestlers storylinewise. Have you ever hooked up with any of them in real-life?

2) Do you feel comfortable showing the "dollar signs", or is it pushed by the creative team to do it?

3) Which SWF superstar do you find most attractive?

3rdStringPG · August 1, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="White Dolphin" data-cite="White Dolphin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I'm not gonna lie: At first I was really bothered by Nicky Champion's new swag-enhanced promo. But then I realized: Its just you doing this diary properly. The thing is that you seem to do this diary like the way SWF would, not the way you personally want it to be(Unless, of course, both are the same for whatever reason). Oh sure, we may see Gilmore get a long reign with a major belt, but he wouldn't be the promotion centerpiece and Mr Tuesday Night like he would in an SWF diary I'd write, and if he was, there'd be a justified reason, like Faith saying in the booking meetings "This guy is over Eric, deal with it." The fact of the matter is you've made it so that instead of us always getting what we want(Although to be fair the Cornellverse and this fandom have far fewer issues with what would normally be problem/overrated workers. If Peter Valentine or Big Smack Scott existed in real life, we'd hate them, but here, we love them because of the mayhem they create. Do I want Peter Valentine monkeying with my segment ratings? God no. Do I want him in a diary? Yes, because there isn't a diary hes been involved in that wasn't improved by his presence. Steve Frehley would be roughly comparable to Randy Orton IRL, but yet hes seen as far more palatable here. And of course, a puro spot monkey like Alan Parent would be hated even by the stupidest of smarks, yet hes the most over meme on this site.) you instead strive for getting inside the head of Richard Eisen and his booking team and making it so that we see the SWF in a similar light to the WWE: a promotion that doesn't get it right all the time, but yet, in its own unique way, does get it right by giving us something awesome like the Angry Gilmore title win in a fairly well-built storyline designed to make us want with all our hope Gilmore finally winning the big one instead of just HAVING him win the big one because general awesomeness (TAKE NOTE, Bryan/Cena cynics.) I'm not sure about other portrayals of SWF that I haven't checked out yet (hey Eisen-verse, how ya doin), but IMO, this guy gets it. This is Supreme on so many levels.</div></blockquote> Kinda on the busy side today, so I'll try to reply as concisely as possible. First of all, thanks for the praise, and glad to see you chiming in with your comments on the diary thus far, particularly the storylines! Regarding E-V's diary, I suggest you do check that out. It's more like I'm watching a fast-paced action/drama than a wrestling show, and I say that as the highest of compliments. He's got me beat in terms of storylines, but glad nonetheless you like what you're reading so far. Hmmm...looks like we've got a case of "LET'S GO NICKY!"/"NICKY SUCKS!" in here! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I'll cop to having been influenced by John Cena's promos in how I wrote out Champion. No, he's not going to date one of the Neptune twins or visit sick children, but promo-wise, a lot of it is influenced by Cena and The Rock, particularly Champion's tendency to refer to himself in the third person. The thing with Champion is that many see him as Christian Faith-lite for the USPW audience, albeit much younger and still lacking a bit in the finer points, though not a bad worker by any stretch. I decided to make him a bit more, no Rock reference intended, electrifying - after all, he learned the ropes from Sam Strong, and in SWF he's free to be as risque as possible, even if I've got Risque on medium so that I can sign talented, yet uber-conservative workers. Yes, my mistakes on this diary ultimately turn into the SWF's mistakes, and I guess it's all good in the grand scheme of things - no real-life promotion will ever be perfect, after all. I've always written this diary with creative release in mind, and with the real-life workings of a promotion, in the ring and outside of the ring. As for Angry Gilmore, I dunno how long I'll keep Supreme Heavyweight on him, but I'd say I accomplished one of my personal goals for him when I started the diary - to turn him into the legit main eventer he's deserved to be since earlier TEW iterations. Off the record, he's a bit more over than Jack Bruce, and in the low-A territory, 90 in most U.S. regions, 89 in some (heck, he's actually the most over worker at the present!), even if he's holding this diary's equivalent of the WWE World Championship, i.e. the second main-event belt. EDIT 11/16/13 - Holy shite, I just made Nicky Champion date one of the Neptune twins. Foot in mouth!

3rdStringPG · August 5, 2013

OOC - Back from vacation, and time to make a last call for predictions! <img alt="

" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Supreme TV and the High Stakes Season 1 finale should be up within 24 hours...

3rdStringPG · August 6, 2013

BREAKING - Three TCW Main Eventers Want Out, Fourth Main Eventer Waffling

By Pro Wrestling Hits Staff

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

It has been brought to our attention here at Pro Wrestling Hits that a total of four main event wrestlers from Total Championship Wrestling are likely not to re-sign when their contracts come up, with three of them wanting to leave Hollyweird more than the other.

"The Big Three, so to say, are quite disillusioned with the number of midcard guys (Tommy) Cornell allowed to walk to the SWF, and the lack of talent brought over to compensate," said our source, referring to the likes of Freddy Huggins, Elmo Benson, Koshiro Ino, John Anderson and now, Edd Stone, all of which have signed with the Supreme Wrestling Federation for slightly better salaries. The source also seems to hint that these workers aren't happy with people like American Elemental, Blackfire and Akima Brave signing TCW contracts to make up for the loss of the aforementioned midcard talents. "I'm not saying Cornell has become as skint as Sam Strong, but (Richard) Eisen and (Peter) Michaels are prepared to offer more to bring these guys over." With that in mind, it looks like Richard Eisen's much deeper pockets should also be a huge factor in convincing these three stars (possibly four) to head over to New York and be Supreme.

In preparation for this potential TCW "invasion", it has been rumored that the SWF will be moving its four-man team-based PPV Let the Games Begin to November, and moving Break Like the Wind to an October schedule. Our source seems quite confident this mass TCW hiring will be a game-changer for Supreme, and in our opinion, this could lead to total Supreme domination of the American wrestling scene, after TCW coming close so many times to beating SWF in the ratings and match grades, and TCW's PPV buyrates being miserable in comparison to SWF's. But who are these four TCW superstars? We're keeping our lips sealed for the most part, but one of them comes from a notable wrestling family and can go way overboard with his backstage pranks...

Pteroid · August 6, 2013

Ohhhhh crap, SWF versus 'The Syndica-' wait, copyright issues, uh...The Underworld? Perhaps change tact, Team Tradition...this is gonna keep me up at night.

Psycho Sam · August 6, 2013

Team TCW.

Eisen's pockets are deep, not as deep as Avatar's.

3rdStringPG · August 6, 2013

Ohhhhh crap, SWF versus 'The Syndica-' wait, copyright issues, uh...The Underworld? Perhaps change tact, Team Tradition...this is gonna keep me up at night.

Nope, not Team Tradition either. Eric Tyler just signed with TCW, but the "invasion" is set to start in October if everything goes according to plan.

In the meantime, Supreme TV should be up in a couple hours!

3rdStringPG · August 6, 2013

SWF Supreme TV Boardwalk Hall (New Jersey, Tri State) Tuesday, September 3, 2013 (Week 1) DARK MATCHES: None. SUPREME TV: <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bobby Bruce Contract Signing (82/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ErnestYoungman-1_zps11df3c75.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KarenKiller_alt_zps60d2637c.jpg</div> Tonight's Supreme TV begins, not with the three announcers, but with Peter Michaels by himself as he covers the Bobby Bruce contract-signing session and press conference held a few hours before Supreme TV. Three reporters ask questions in this presser, as Bruce is with his (kayfabe) mother Karen Killer and several SWF officials (Barry Bowen, Chief Two Eagles, Marcus McKing, Mark "Warlord Pain" Marquardt and Craig Prince) as he signs a long-term deal with the SWF and Supreme Attitude Records as an SWF Superstar, both in the ring and onstage as a member of "The Bobby Bruce Bonanza." Michaels constantly describes Bobby Bruce as a young man who can surpass the accomplishments of his father, while doing so minus the drugs, alcohol and attitude that have made him such a "poor role model" to the SWF Galaxy. Reporter #1 - Bobby, this SWF contract signing must have been something you've really been waiting for. How does it feel to be one half of the SWF's first active father-son tandem in its four-decade history? B. Bruce - First of all, there IS no such thing as the first active father-son tandem in the SWF. That's because Jack was never any sort of a father to me. From my birth up to the present, it's always been me and my mom on the same team. It was her wrestling clients who trained me in the ring, and it was her past rock 'n' roll boyfriends who taught me what I need to know about guitar and vocals. Was Jack ever there for me? NEVER! Reporter #2 - Indeed, you have a lot of hatred against your father, Bobby. B. Bruce - i would prefer if you didn't call him that. Reporter #2 - Fair enough, but isn't it better that you use your legal name, if that would be the case? B. Bruce - I'll have my mom answer this question... Killer - You don't cover a lot of entertainment, do you? Reporter #2 - Actually I don't, Ms. Kallovski... Killer - Karen would be okay. Anyway, here's where your lack of experience in entertainment journalism works against you. (pauses) Would you get behind an athlete and entertainer named Robert B. Kallovski? You wouldn't, and that's why he goes by his first name...and his middle name. And he's got a snappy nickname to match - Bobby "Blitz" Bruce. Reporter #3 - Next question is for Mr. Bruce. Bobby, I've seen some press videos of your wrestling, and I'll be the first to point out that your finishing move, the Bobby Blitz, is extremely similar to your father's. B. Bruce - What part of "do not refer to Jack Bruce as my father" do you not understand? (spits) The Bobby Blitz...is the New York Minute improved, with more impact, with more flair, and MORE ROCK 'N' ROLL than the original. Yes, it's Jack's finisher alright, but he's always been too hung up on booze and pills and blow to make the most out of it. I'm going to make it a REAL finishing move, and once you combine that with a little Shock and Awe... Reporter #2 - So you're essentially confirming your alliance with The Awesomeness? B. Bruce - Alliance is the wrong word for that, hack. We're bandmates - yours truly on vocals and lead guitar, Jeff Stardust on rhythm, my mom, Karen "Killer" Kallovski on bass, and Huey Cannonball on drums. Managed by the inimitable Alanis Springsteen. Reporter #3 - And does this band of yours...have a name? B. Bruce - You can call us the Bobby Bruce Bonanza, the Awesomeness Mark II or whatever. Names don't matter much as the hard rockin' music we'll be playin' for you in the weeks and months to follow, and with that said, we're the Bobby Bruce Bonanza. '70s and '80s glam updated for the present. Got a vocal range like Jim Gillette and faster fingers than Michael Angelo Batio. You'll never look at old-style glam again when you hear us and watch us in concert. Reporter #3 - Hmmm...the nucleus of '80s hard rockers Nitro! Sounds like something I'd like to hear. B. Bruce - You're damn right it'll be! Reporter #1 - So how do you plan to celebrate the evening after Supreme TV? B. Bruce - With a little hotel room mayhem. Flying television sets, beer bottles sailing over the heads of bellhops and security guards, but I'll be takin' care of the former. Jeff and Huey handle the latter. See, I've made it my resolve not to get involved in Jack's past and present vices, but unlike his friend Tom Gilmore, I have respect for those who choose not to live straight-edge. Killer - My son is a different type of rocker, and a different type of wrestler. And I mean that in the best way possible. B. Bruce - Comin' soon to an arena near you. Bobby Bruce plus The Awesomeness and Karen "Killer" Kallovski equals The Bobby Bruce Bonanza. (flashes the "metal" sign and pulls out a lighter before walking up to a Jack Bruce cardboard cutout, where he's wearing his "Showtime Belt") Out with the old...and in with the new. The angle ends with Bobby Bruce shocking the reporters by burning his kayfabe dad's cardboard cutout in effigy. Karen Killer looks on in pride, and back at the announce table, Peter Michaels says "I don't like his music and I don't always agree with his approach, but at least he's handling things well for someone who never grew up with a father in his life." Duane Fry changes the topic by advertising the SWF App and talking about the five matches the SWF Galaxy can vote on for the rest of the Under Control card - Vengeance vs Steve Frehley, Des Davids vs Marc DuBois, Randy Bumfhole, Valiant and Jack Giedroyc vs The Eisen Entourage, a Tag Team battle royal for number one contender honors, and a ten-man battle royal for North American number one contender.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Greg Black (w/Haley Buck and Elmo Benson) vs Remo (62/C-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/GregBlack_zps4ea5506c.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo.jpg</div> The opening match for tonight pits Greg Black versus a man who's been accused quite a lot of underachieving as of late - former Almighty Dollar member Remo. Faced up against the veteran tag team specialist, Remo has a thoroughly dominating four-minute match, which could have been better had he and Black exhibited some sort of chemistry. Easy win for the Alpha Dog, as he polishes Black off with the Destroyer at a little past four minutes. WINNER - Remo in 4:11</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Remo Rejects Money Alliance (77/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_alt1.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo.jpg</div> Before Remo can celebrate, he is interrupted by the arrival of Rich Money, who invites the Alpha Dog to remain by his side as they pick up the pieces following The Almighty Dollar's dissolution. Money - You waste Greg Black, and later on tonight, I waste Jack Giedroyc. We're back in business, Remo, and even with the classic Almighty Dollar gone, we still can show everyone out there what Money really is. We may have had a really rough August, we may have sniped at each other at times, but at the end of the day, you're still the only other guy in Supreme as worthy of being called Money aside from myself, and I'm sure that counts for something. Remo - Nothin' personal, Rich, but...one, you still have Khoklov. Two... Money - I still have Khoklov? WE still have Khoklov. The three of us started The Almighty Dollar, so why can't we strip everything back to basics and do it like we did before the hiring and buying spree? Let's face it, Remo...Squeeky, Des, Marc, Spencer and Duane were always extras. Pangrazzio was not as much of an extra, but he's superfluous. They were useful only to a certain extent, but right now, they're free to do what they want. Squeeky and Spencer were happier with Richie anyway. Remo - Here's the thing, Rich. I too was happier with the way Coach Richie was runnin' things. He did what he could to make sure we held those belts as long as we did. But you, Rich? All that mattered to you was takin' out Bruce...holdin' on to your title...and when you lost it, you took out everything on us. (pauses) Rich, I still see you as a friend. My best friend in the ring and outside the ring. But when it all comes down to business, I'm goin' where the family really is. With Coach Richie Pangrazzio Jr. and his 21st Century All-Stars. Money (furrowing his eyebrows) - If you see it that way, fine. You'll be missing out on the extra pay. You'll be missing out on the perks that extra pay...and my vast reserves of cash entail. You'll be missing out on Sam. And you know what I mean that. Remo - Rich, I don't care much about extra money, Almighty Dollar assistance and crooked officiating as you do. I want to beat Jack Bruce for World Heavyweight, Tom Gilmore for Supreme Heavyweight, any one of those two or maybe both. And I want to do it on MY terms, and not on Rich Money's terms. It was fun to hold all the gold back in the day, but as I found out the hard way, winnin' all the gold isn't everything. Sorry, Rich.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Remo, RPJ, McClean and Spade Form Alliance (66/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Heych-Gee-Cee/CoachDickPangrazzio_zps41445743.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SqueekyMcCleanalt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SpencerSpade_alt.jpg</div> As Remo makes it clear he doesn't want to remain in Money's corner, but wants them to remain the best of friends, Richie Pangrazzio Jr. emerges from Aegalaeus Position with his two "chartah members" of the 21st Century All-Star Team, Spencer Spade and Squeeky McClean. Pangrazzio - Clear the way, clear the way, up-and-comin' faction comin' through... (clears throat) Remo, I would like to congratulate yous on makin' the right decision to join up with Spensah, Squeeky and myself. We here at the 21st Century All-Stahs are not only a well-oiled machine capable of winnin' all kinds of gold for ourselves. We're also a FAMILY, and the reason The Almighty Dollar had once thought of itself as such. Forget the Vessey brothas and myself. Forget Paw Steadyfast, Joe' Bryant and Robbit Oxford. This three-man team is the strongest version of the Pangrazzio All-Stahs evah, free of all the flotsam 'n' jetsam you, Rich Money, insisted on purchasin', and by that Ah mean Des Davids and Mahc DuBois. McClean - We don't have inept giants like Khoklov or mismatched tag teams who talk precision but fight like a house divided like The Can't Miss Prospects. Coach Richie has taken the BEST of The Almighty Dollar and combined them into one team. Spade - And with that said, we welcome you, team captain. Welcome to the 21st Century All-Stars, Remo. It will be OUR PLEASURE to go hunting with 'ya, without havin' to worry about someone tellin' us about what's Money and what isn't Money. Remo - Once again, Rich, it's nothin' personal. Money (sounding a bit disingenious) - Likewise, Remo. And 21st Century All-Stars...Rich Money wishes you the best in your future endeavors... (takes a long pause) ...in the SWF. Remo, best of luck at Under Control. I still see you as Money, and as long as one of us beats Angry Gilmore for Supreme Heavyweight at Under Control, I'll be a happy man. (to Pangrazzio) Richie, you take care of these boys, though I probably don't need to tell you that. You were one helluva executive consultant for The Almighty Dollar, and if I may have said anything about your not being Money...well, we've put aside our differences, and I'm glad we can dissolve The Almighty Dollar amicably. Remo pauses for a few moments as Pangrazzio whispers something in his ears. Meanwhile, Duane Fry, now trying to get momentum for his face turn, says that he doesn't trust Money and his surprisingly magnanimous approach to the Almighty Dollar breakup.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Faith and The Allied Forces Form Alliance (79/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpg</div> What's with all the alliances being formed tonight? This one may not lead to a stable formation, as Christian Faith will be replacing Jack Giedroyc on the newly-christened "Pep Rally" of Dawn the Cheerleader on account of Giedroyc being booked in tonight's main event against Rich Money. Valiant - You shouldn't have accepted, Jack. I mean, I did beat Rich Money last month in singles, but this is OUR fight! This is the Pep Rally's fight against a team that has disparaged us for months, a team that has always seen us as boring, antiquated relics whose ideas have no place in SWF Swagger. Giedroyc - Yes, I know the odds are long but if you defeated that Moneyman and got the girl back, so can I. Except for gettin' the girl back, of course. Valiant (patting Giedroyc in the back) - Best of luck then, Jack, but who's gonna be the third man later on? <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg</div> Faith (appearing out of nowhere) - I'll handle this, Valiant. Not doing anything later on, so if you guys need a hand, I'm willing to help. Michaels (from announce table) - Now there's a man who's willing to step up and go above and beyond the call of duty! Valiant - We really appreciate it, Christian. (exchanges handshakes with Faith) The Eisen Entourage may have SWF Swagger, but two thirds of the Pep Rally and Christian Faith, we have something they don't have, and probably never will. Faith - Yes indeed, Val. We have Faith. Giedroyc - And later on, in tonight's main event, we're gonna make it two-for-two for The Allied Forces versus Rich Money in singles. The Almighty Dollar's left him high and dry and his Russian lapdog's still back home. Time to seize the day...and come Crashing On...the right way.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Hero Squad © vs The Parts Unknown - non-title match (59/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/CVFP_MaskedMale_089.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/CVFP_MaskedMale_090.jpg</div> This is the first time we're seeing The Parts Unknown in Supreme TV in a long, long while, but the masked Gauge twins' comeback will always be memorable, as this was where Part Two tried to end this match by applying the Proton Lock (scorpion deathlock/reverse necklock combo) on Jungle Lord. "THAT'S THE PROTON LOCK!", screams heel Peter Michaels. "THESE PARTS UNKNOWN ARE MORE WORTHY OF BEING ON SUPREME TV THAN THOSE CHILDISH HERO SQUAD PUNKS! THAT'S VINTAGE SAM KEITH!" Fry and Jason Azaria dismiss the move as a fluke and prevent Michaels from "outing" the Parts as Sam Keith's kids as Jungle Lord grabs the ropes - "Sam Keith wouldn't have allowed Jungle Lord to get away so easily," says Azaria. Following a hot tag to Captain Atomic, Hero Squad eventually wins as Atomic obliterates Part One with the Mushroom Cloud. One, Two, THREE, YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WINNERS - Hero Squad in 5:43</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Lobby/Morrisette Retirement Speech (69/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">LOBSTER WARRIOR/CHRIS MORRISETTE</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/LobsterWarrioralt2.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/LobsterWarrior_alt.jpg</div> <div style="text-align:center;">THANKS FOR ELEVEN SUPREME YEARS!</div> Lobby/Morrisette - In the past month and a half that I've put the lobster suit back on and wrestled as Lobster Warrior...I've seen something I never expected to see from the Little Lobbies who cheered me on from the very first moment I swam into the SWF Galaxy's seas as Supreme's Defender of the Deep. I saw teenagers, mere children during my early years as Lobby, telling me I still rock. I saw kids who sought to make it SNAPPEH and rise above the adversity, Being Supreme in the truest way possible as the SWF does its part in eradicating the presence of bullying, one many feel is a necessary evil in the schools of the world. For convincing me to put on the suit for one last time, John Anderson, I thank you, but since I listened to your words and deliberately ignored those of my friends Jack Bruce, Tom Gilmore and Darryl Devine, I would like to apologize to the Men Unda Pressure. I wasn't there for you when you were wnning those titles, and if I came about as petty and jealous, I admit I probably was. And for that, I sincerely apologize. That was not the way my father Allen, Big Al Morrisette, had raised me as I grew up in the working-class city of Pittsburgh in a single-parent household. (pauses) When I was the last cut for my high school basketball team as a freshman, I never quit, and I never resented those who made the team. I stuck it out, kicked off my career as a third-string point guard as a sophomore, before cracking the starting lineup as a senior. It was always about hard work, and never quitting till you get what you want, and up until now, I had always gotten it...not by whining. Not by bribing referees and people in power. Not by playing people against the other or one race against the other or using what God gave me for the purposes of evil. As such, Chris Morrisette and Lobster Warrior have always been one and the same, even if Lobby had catchphrases, a cool costume and a following with young children and Chris Morrisette didn't. But sometimes you have to admit that despite all your best efforts to stay on the straight and narrow and work hard to achieve your goals, there are just too many factors working against you. In my case, those factors are age and injuries. (pauses) To paraphrase Jason Azaria, here's a little fact about Lobster Warrior you may not know. I'm 40. I've missed months of competition on end, and for most of the year, I always wondered whether I can show up for work three times a week, and sometimes have to work two out of those three days. Once for Supreme TV, once for High Stakes, once for Uprising. My body has gone through a ridiculous amount of torture in nearly two decades in this business, and even if I do stick it out and become World Heavyweight or Supreme Heavyweight champion, what kind of champion will I be if I'm half the man...or half the lobster I once was? I'm sure my little Lobbies wouldn't want to see their top-level champ held back by those factors - age and injuries - and derided by those in the know as a mediocre champion. That is why it is with a heavy heart that I announce my decision to retire from active competition in the SWF effective immediately. (pauses as the crowd cheers "ONE MORE MATCH! ONE MORE MATCH!") One more match? I'll leave it up to the Commissioner, Mr. Bowen, as to whether he wants to book me one more match or not, but I can tell that's something the Little and Big Lobbies alike would want to see. They'd want to see their hero make one final appearance in the ring... Lobby/Morrisette pauses as he is joined by the Men Unda Pressure, Jessie, then finally Kirk Jameson dressed up in his "Krustacean Kirk" outfit. Seeing his stablemates and High Stakes rookie causes Lobby to shed a few tears as he continues speaking to the audience. That audience includes a young boy wearing a Lobster Warrior costume, shedding some tears and holding up a sign "I AM MATTHEW LOBSTER WARRIOR" in support of his hero. Lobby/Morrisette - Stay SNAPPEH, Krustacean Kirk! Stay SNAPPEH, SWF Galaxy! You will all be missed as I move on to the next stage of my career.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Lobby Booked Against Frehley (65/C)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpg</div> Leave it to Barry Bowen to play the downer as "The Locomotion" by Grand Funk Railroad elicits tremendous boos from the Boardwalk Hall crowd. Bowen has a mic in his hands and is all ready to book Lobby in what would be his final match in the SWF... Bowen - HEY!!!! (pauses as the inattentive crowd keeps yelling "ONE MORE MATCH!!!") I SAID HEY!!!! Does the SWF Galaxy want one more match out of Chris Morrisette, Lobster Warrior or whatever he wants to be called? Audience - ONE MORE MATCH! ONE MORE MATCH! ONE MORE MATCH! Bowen - Okay then. Men Unda Pressure, Kirk Jameson, I hereby order all of you OUT OF THE RING and ask you to save the retirement party for after the show. Because tonight, the retiring Lobster Warrior will be facing one of his toughest challenges in the form of a man we all know as the Dark Destroyer. He's a loose cannon out on a rampage and out on a mission to fight for the rights of the black man. Your opponent, Lobby, will be none other than...Steve Frehley.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Lobster Warrior vs Steve Frehley - Lobby's Farewell Match (76/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/LobsterWarrioralt2.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpg</div> The farewell match kicks off after the break, and Steve Frehley spares nothing in making Lobby's last night in Supreme a miserable one. Following a full nelson bomb at 3:30 (which Michaels applauds - strange, considering how Frehley verbally and physically abused him right after the latter's heel turn), Frehley yells the following words at the fallen Defender of the Deep... Frehley - Y'ALL AIN'T S---, C-MO! They gave you a big retirement speech 'coz of your race! Duane Fry refutes this, instead talking up the technical greatness of Lobby, and a few minutes later we see Lobby torturing Frehley with the Crustacean Clutch. Frehley breaks the hold, and after countering a Lobster Trap from Lobby and landing a suplex, he unloads with his finisher, the Frehley's Comet, ending Lobby's career with a loss, though you can certainly argue that Lobby gave it his all in his last Supreme TV. WINNER - Frehley in 9:43</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Davids, Faith and Vengeance Save Lobby from Beatdown (73/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/LobsterWarrioralt2.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpg</div> The carnage continues after the match, as Frehley yells out his trademark "Y'ALL AIN'T S---" again, lands a double powerbomb on Lobby, and steps out of the ring to rip young Matthew's "I AM MATTHEW LOBSTER WARRIOR" poster into shreds. He reenters the ring, but before he could do further damage, his beatdown is interrupted by Des Davids, then Christian Faith for the cavalry save! Both men get attacked by Frehley for their troubles (while Davids' face turn has been solidified and considered a complete success), and it looks like Frehley is totally owning the babyface side when... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt.jpg</div> ...the Unhinged Vigilante makes his grand appearance! Vengeance is in the ring to beat down on Frehley, and Michaels wonders whether he's campaigning to get more votes in his name in the second round of SWF Under Control voting. Fry says Vengeance is simply standing up against Frehley's bullying and playing of the race card, and the beatdown ends with Vengeance walking away, Frehley out in the ring and Faith and Davids crawling out of the ring and recovering from the attack...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Christian Faith, Randy Bumfhole (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) and Valiant (w/Hannah) vs The Eisen Entourage (64/C)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RandyBumfholealt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt3.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BulldozerBrandon_alt6_zps0941735d.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FreddyHuggins_zpsdafa29d9.jpg</div> We now move on to six-man tag action, as Dawn's Pep Rally stable has accepted The Eisen Entourage's challenge on the last Uprising in a battle between traditional babyface values and edgy heel attitude. Only this time, the Pep Rally has Faith, as Christian Faith subs for the unavailable Jack Giedroyc. As Faith is recovering from his earlier attack at Steve Frehley's hands, Eric Eisen and Dozer Smith of the Entourage work mainly on him, teaming up with Franklin Huggins to isolate him and prevent him from making a hot tag. Peter Michaels, who is still trying to get Faith to join forces with him, even steps in to distract Huggins at around 6:30, but Jez McArthuer refuses to stand for that, and sternly asks Michaels to return to the announce table and "do your damn job!" At 7:40, Randy Bumfhole has gotten tagged in for the first time, and he unleashes some hot offense on Huggins, then Dozer, then Eisen, knocking out the Supreme Iconoclast with a Bumfhole Buster. He then reaches out to tag Valiant in for what could be a V-Split, but McArthuer catches Dozer running in with the Tau Alpha Epsilon "heirloom" paddle and attacking Bumfhole from behind! That leads to Jez Mac disqualifying the Entourage and awarding the win to Faith and the two Pep Rally members. Michaels couldn't be happier, though he still criticizes McArthuer for telling him to sit down and do his job. WINNERS - Faith, Randy B. and Valiant in 8:51</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Vengeance Saves Taylor From 2-on-1 (70/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JoshuaTaylor_zpsaa243071.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ZimmyBumfhole_alt.jpg</div> Duane Fry, still relentlessly promoting the SWF App, talks about an App Exclusive from earlier in the evening, one that led to Vengeance vs Brandon James expanded to Vengeance and Josh Taylor vs James and The Zim. Here we see Joshua Taylor backstage confronting The Zim for costing him the match against John Greed on the last Uprising. The Zim puffs himself up as the one the women want to see in the ring, but Taylor has no patience for such boasts - he attacks The Zim, but when Brandon James steps in to assist, it becomes a two-on-one beatdown. That is, of course, until Vengeance breaks things up by chokeslamming The Zim, then James and what should have been John Greed, though Greed and Emma Chase retreat to another part of the locker room as Vengeance pulls Taylor up to his feet.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Taylor Gets Ready (68/C+)</div> Ahead of the match, Joshua Taylor walks to the ring with Vengeance behind him, looking more than a bit concerned, considering the Unhinged Vigilante's reputation of being mentally unstable...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Joshua Taylor and Vengeance vs Brandon James and The Zim (w/"Easy" Emma Chase and John Greed) (71/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JoshuaTaylor_zpsaa243071.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ZimmyBumfhole_alt.jpg</div> The next match of the evening is on, and Peter Michaels keeps referring to the Taylor/Vengeance tag team as "mismatched" - "one of them is too boring to be a regular on the flagship program, the other one is way too crazy to be on any sort of SWF programming!" Taylor's former TCW colleague Azaria bats for him by discussing "little facts" on the up-and-comer, and as he does that, Taylor shows some impressive chain wrestling against The Zim. The Zim, however, uses a John Greed cheap shot to gain control and knock Taylor out with a facebuster, and that leads to about four minutes of Chase Agency double-teams from The Zim and Brandon James. At around 8:25, The Zim and Taylor are the legal men in the ring, but are fighting outside the ring when someone makes an unexpected appearance...or make that, some people. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KoshiroIno_zpsd15edb74.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BartBigginsalt3.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BrettBigginsalt.jpg</div> Koshiro Ino, who has yet to be "cleared by the doctors" following a kayfabe concussion, is back, and he's with loyal assistants Bart-San and Brett-San! Ino immediately goes to work on Taylor, while Bart-San and Brett-San attack Brandon James and The Zim respectively! Everything goes out of hand in no time flat, and Shane Stones does the right thing by declaring the match a double-count out. WINNERS - Nobody. Both teams counted out at 8:45 following interference from Koshiro Ino and Biggz in Japan.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Stone Vignette (50/D)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EddStone_alt1_zps7116239c.jpg</div> Stone - Did somebody call for some EDD? (singing as he passes by two pretty young ladies in a bar) Edd-Fu for me, Edd-Fu for you, you'll have an Edd, and she'll have one too! (does some of his trademark handsprings and martial arts-influenced moves) My father, Dan Stone Sr., might as well be called the Father of Canadian Wrestling, and when people talk about his offspring, nobody gives a damn about me, the Master of Edd-Fu. Always Dan Junior this, Duane that. Sean-in-Law McFly and my only sister Victoria this, Jeremy that. And nobody gives a rat's patootie about the Master of Edd-Fu, Daniel Edward Stone, known to all mice and men as Edd. EDD! EDD!!!! Hollywood's had too much Edd, and now it's time for Supreme to get some. And if you excuse me, I think it's time to buy these birds a couple drinks...because this Edd-Fu party's just gettin' started! <div style="text-align:center;">Edd. EDD. EDD!!! Edd Stone. Coming to the SWF in September.</div></div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Tom "Angry" Gilmore © (w/Jessie) and Jack Bruce © vs The Awesomeness (w/Alanis Springsteen) (79/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball-1_zpsdd69200f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpg</div> Just one month ago, it would have been inconceivable for The Awesomeness to be taking up the semi-main spot on Supreme TV and lasting a good ten-plus minutes, but that's just what they do here, giving main-event champs Jack Bruce (World Heavyweight) and Tom Gilmore (Supreme Heavyweight) a good fight and keeping everything open. At 5:30, Gilmore's Anger Management on Jeff Stardust is broken up by an Alanis Springsteen referee complaint, and that helps The Awesomeness, for a few minutes, team up against Gilmore, and eventually try the Shock and Awe at 9:25. It lands, but Gilmore kicks out of it! Springsteen cannot believe what she just saw, and promptly berates referee Ric Young for a slow count. She yells at Huey Cannonball to continue focusing on Gilmore as he tries to help her argue with Young, but that's what Gilmore needs to crawl back, recover and send Jack Bruce in for the hot tag. That eventually leads to all four men in the ring, battling it out and exchanging offense, but as things settle down, Bruce is owning Cannonball and Stardust, countering moves, covering Stardust with a kneeling jawbreaker (which he kicks out of), and cockily allowing Stardust to tag Cannonball in. Cannonball gets some offense in, legsweeping Bruce, but he has no answer for a New York Minute outta nowhere at the 13-minute mark! Bruce covers Cannonball, and Young counts ONE...TWO...BOBBY BRUCE INTERFERENCE! The Awesomeness are disqualified, though end the match looking like they could indeed hold their own against the big names. WINNERS - Bruce and Gilmore in 13:09 via DQ</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - ????? Vignette (71/C+)</div> Same one as the Supreme TV vignette from two weeks ago. Hardcore guy displays his wares and makes himself out as a true daredevil unafraid of getting hurt, and especially of seriously hurting his opponent. Again, the choices are either Chris Caulfield, Eddie Peak or Sammy Bach.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Jack Giedroyc (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs Rich Money (w/Lisa Bowen) (88/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_alt1.jpg</div> A few weeks ago, Valiant pulled off a highly unlikely upset by defeating Rich Money in singles competition, but is Jack Giedroyc good enough to do the same? Or will Rich Money use this win to break out of a recent slump? We've got Nicky Champion joining Michaels, Fry and Azaria for commentary, and Champion puts over Giedroyc as somebody to watch out for - Michaels responds by telling Champion he's "somebody who should wash his potty mouth with soap and stop sullying the good name of Christian Faith." Meanwhile, Giedroyc is indeed giving Money a lot of effort, smashing him with a European uppercut at 6:40 and following that up with three rolling vertical suplexes. Money kicks out of that, and thwarts Giedroyc's Crashing On attempt at 8:10 with a DDT, allowing him to remain in control for the next four minutes. Giedroyc does regain the upper hand at 13:00 or so, and while he does well in capitalizing on a Nicky Champion distraction (one that prompts Sam Sparrow to banish him backstage) and landing the Crashing On at last, he finds himself victim to Sparrow's biased officiating, getting a slow count. Giedroyc tries to protest his case (with Dawn the Cheerleader helping him out, but as he does so (and as Fry yells "LOOK OUT, JACK!"), Rich Money surprises him with the Money in the Bank, and wins the match after a tough sixteen minutes. WINNER - Money in 16:11</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Match Announcements (76/B-)</div> As we move to Supreme TV's closing promos, Duane Fry announces that Vengeance vs Steve Frehley and a Tag Team Battle Royal will round out the Under Control card, having picked up 35 percent and 21 percent of all SWF App votes on tonight's show. Meanwhile, Peter Michaels hypes this evening's "hot air session" featuring Jack Bruce and Tom Gilmore, warning concerned parents to give their children earplugs to keep their ears and minds safe from the "lies and smut" purveyed by the Cream of the Crop.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bruce, Gilmore, Michaels, Faith and Champion Argue (84/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore.jpg</div> Bruce - IT'S SHOW-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! Gilmore - And tonight...is a good night to be angry. Bruce - So now, all my Constituents know that it was Peter Michaels who was behind it all. The tribute video. The interviews with the right people...and just the right mix of the WRONG PEOPLE. Everybody now knows that it was Peter Michaels who had engineered this whole thing and nearly caused the National Enquirer and the Globe to work overtime and report on the latest Jack Bruce drugs and groupies story. Why'd he do it? Duh, it was to drum up support for a man he has idolized ever since he - Peter, not Christian - was first picked out of a Texas rodeo and neglectin' his then-young family for bulls and broncos and assorted farm animals who can't make a number one hit record even if George Martin was their producer! You thought that could suprise my Constituents? You thought your little reveal could stick a fork in the plans of the Cream of the Crop, the Mayor of Metal, POPULATION UMPTEEN MILLION, the LONG ISLAND AY-AY-AY-AYYYYYYYYYN-GEL, JACK MOTHERBLEEPIN' BRUCE?!?!? I'm sure alot of my Constituents were surprised, but me? Not a big shock at all, Pete. I've always sensed that there's somethin' you hate about me. Somethin' you couldn't relate to when KISS was makin' money all across America on the strength of Alive! and other albums. You always wanted to be a rock star, but just couldn't. So you channeled all your bitterness throughout the years and painted me out to be the worst role model possible. And now you're further fanning the flames of hatred Karen Killer and OUR SON Bobby are throwin' my way. The last thing my son needs is another NEGATIVE INFLUENCE in YOU, Peter Michaels! (pauses to acknowledge the crowd's chants of "PETER SUCKS!") Yes, he sucks indeed. Gilmore - Jack, I know he's your son and everythin', but to see him act the way he's actin' with The Awesomeness, Karen Killer and that Springsteen girl is deplorable... Bruce - I know, Tom. All that anger because I'd been kept away from him for twenty years and because he'd been told that I was the bad guy is understandable. Using my New York Minute is fine, because who doesn't get a guilty pleasure out of the occasional pop-punk cover of a metal song? Take "We're Not Gonna Take It", for example. But allow me to paraphrase Dee Snider as I say this to my son, Bobby Bruce...the Men Unda Pressure ARE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! It's time for some tough love, Bobby. Time for you and me to face off at Under Control. I know that event is under YOUR control, SWF Galaxy, so answer me this. Who among you wants to see Jack Bruce versus Bobby Bruce in a TOUGH LOVE MATCH? Despite not knowing what the match entails, the New Jersey crowd cheers Bruce loudly, with most of them screaming "TOUGH LOVE! TOUGH LOVE!" Bruce - Tough Love...T.L. T for tables, L for ladders. You can either win by driving your opponent against a table...or climbing up a ladder to grab THIS. (pulls out his long-unseen "Showtime Belt") The Showtime Belt. This belt is worn by the real show-stoppers of the SWF, those who can entertain beyond the ring like I have. In January I defended it against our latest Mr. Nothing to Lose, Brandon James, who, to be honest, is more "Slowtime" than anything else. Two weeks from now, I defend it against you, Bobby. Gilmore - You haven't been raised right, Bobby...your father has done all he could to show that he loves you and wants to do right by you...and THIS IS HOW YOU KEEP PAYING HIM BACK!!! Now I realize that at Under Control I've got some tough competition in Nicky Champion and the recently-split Rich Money and Remo...I've got a big, nasty Russian to worry about, as is always the case when Money's on pay-per-view...but if possible, I'd like to be the Special Guest Enforcer in that Tough Love match. And once I am, Bobby...I'M GONNA PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE IN YOU, BOBBY BRUCE!!!! GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO RUN WITH THE RIGHT CROWDS, AND NOT UNSAVORY BACK-STABBING NO-TALENTS LIKE THE AWESOMENESS!!!! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/PeterMichaels.jpg</div> After Bruce and Gilmore make their intent known, Peter Michaels stands up, and starts arguing with both Men Unda Pressure. Michaels - Don't you think that's a little too much, Jack? Two matches in one night - one against your extremely promising son, and the other against the incomparable Supreme Legend, Christian Faith? And Tom, go easy on the screaming, I wouldn't want a talent like yourself popping a vein just weeks before Under Control. Gilmore - Back the f--- off, Michaels...you wouldn't want to feel the Wrath of Sanity... Michaels - You're making your own matches, your own stipulations, and you, Jack, are putting a completely inconsequential title up for grabs against someone who deserves more than just being the "Showtime Champion of the Supreme Wrestling Federation!" What the hell kinda title is that, Jack? Bruce - In case you weren't listening, Pete, I was talkin' about a title you will never wear. Because you've always been jealous of me and my persona...jealous and bitter because your parents always made you listen to George Jones and Waylon Jennings, all due respect because they're great, and NOT Demon Gene, Starchild Paul, Space Ace and your namesake, the Catman! Michaels - For one thing, Jack, I never liked KISS. I was always a country music fan, and if your idea of ranting at me is dropping musical references nobody born after 1980 cares about, then I have no choice but to call you LAME instead of just being immoral and a negative influence. You're just like Hero Squad. The Eisen Entourage. Emma Chase threatenin' to show her knockers on live television week after week with her group of pretend businessmen, the New Chase Agency. You are an example of why people are turning against professional wrestling, and why people see it as something that warps young children's minds! You may be, pardon my language, Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce, but you're also the worst kind of influence an impressionable young boy or girl should have. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg</div> Michaels' spiel gets broken up by the arrival of Christian Faith and Nicky Champion, much to his chagrin as Pete Mike is obviously no fan of Champion and his swag-infused SWF attitude! Faith - Not any less of a bad influence than you are, Peter. Michaels - Christian, what did I tell you about hanging out with Nicky Champion? When he got here to Supreme, he was a good, clean-cut boy who could do and say no wrong. Now he's a young man with a bloated ego, a propensity to speak in the third person, and NOT A CHANCE OF WINNING SUPREME HEAVYWEIGHT AT UNDER CONTROL. Champion - Well, will you check that out. Duane Fry gets dumped by Rich Money, so Rich starts dating Peter Michaels on the rebound. Nicky Champion says that's really cute, Peter Michaels, but what authority have you to tell Nicky Champion not to be Nicky Champion? Faith - Nicky's right, Peter. I can tell you want me to join your team, but just to repeat myself... Bruce - Aw, come on, Christian. You know you won't have a chance against me inside that steel cage at Under Control, so you're doin' the wisest thing a 47-year-old man could do and seeking help from a big, outta-shape tub o'lard like Peter Michaels. Faith - If it is your desire to refuse to believe me when I say I don't want anything to do with Peter if he continues to act this way, then so be it. But he does have a point. You're no spring chicken, Jack, so let that thing with your son blow over and focus on your match with me if you want to ensure yourself a better chance of winning. Bruce - I don't need to ensure anything, because as the ONLY FIVE-TIME SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SO FAR, I KNOW I'm gonna defeat wrinkly old Christian Faith at Under Control... Gilmore - I'm asking you nicely, Christian. Stay out of this. I have great respect for you, but we're here to talk about Bobby Bruce and Peter Michaels. Faith - I'm leaving, but not because of any of your warnings, Tom. I'm leaving because I'm DISGUSTED with Peter and his repeated attempts to curry favor with me by condemning those who don't deserve to be. (to Michaels) You're doing it wrong, Pete.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Remo and Money Beat Down on Champion, Bruce Beats Down on Michaels (80/B)</div> As Christian Faith walks back to the locker room, Champion is about to do the same, but before he can say a few parting words to Gilmore and Bruce, he gets jumped by Remo and Rich Money, who emerge from the stands, proving to doubters that they're still on the same side despite the fall of The Almighty Dollar! Gilmore and Bruce run in for the save, but it's only Gilmore who joins in the show-ending brawl as Michaels trips Bruce on the way to the stage area! Bruce gets up on his feet, and upon seeing that Gilmore and Champion are doing well against Remo and Money, he sneaks behind Michaels to land the New York Minute on the newly-turned heel announcer! Azaria - As much as I respect Peter's ability and reputation as an announcer, I have to say he had that coming. Fry - Likewise, Jason, so I guess that means it'll be me, Duane Fry, signing off on behalf of Peter Michaels and Jason Azaria and hoping you enjoyed tonight's Supreme TV spectacular! Be sure to contact your local cable providers to purchase Under Control while still early! Purchases via SWF App and PayPal available where supported.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Supreme TV Grade - 84/B+ TCW Total Wrestling Grade - 80/B Increased Popularity in 3 Regions Supreme TV Rating - 15.95</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · August 6, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">"Refuse to Lose Blues"</div>

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

TD Bank Sports Center

4:30 p.m.

I checked my diary quickly before joining Robbie Retro and Duane Fry as we sized up the eight High Stakes Season Two rookies cutting their hype promos. Idealistic Teacher shooting on Thursday the 5th, more Idealistic shooting on Thursday the 12th, then join Dawn on the 13th for the final pre-screening of The S.E.A.L., starring that [sarcasm]charismatic, enigmatic action hero Eric Eisen.[/sarcasm] It was nice that Peter and Mr. Eisen had enough faith in me to allow me some extra creative work as a behind-the-scenes judge of High Stakes rookies, and I was glad my two recommendations, Kirk Jameson and Calum Nelson, were both in the Top Three of Season One. For Season Two, my picks to succeed, at least based on promo work, were Casey Valentine, Justin Sensitive (formerly the jobber Troy Carpenter - his real name - in the tag team Carpenter and Fletcher) and Jacob Jett. Not surprisingly, Alan Parent was a horrible mess and he had to cut his hype vignette 14 times, or more than twice the number of takes it took Rodney Ekuma, also a mess on the mic, to complete his.

"I'm apologizing in advance for giving Alan Parent the thumbs-up," I demurred to Duane Fry as we headed to the locker room. "Peter asked us in creative one time if he was worth hiring, and I said he's worth a gamble."

"Nah, don't worry, KP, everybody f---s up from time to time," said Duane. "Heck, it was I who had given Peter great feedback on Marat Khoklov. Blame it on me watching Undisputed II."

"And blame it on Pete's fondness for the monster heel!", joked Robbie. "Speaking of Peter, shouldn't he be here right now?"

As we approached the vending machine and prepared to grab ourselves a Coke each, Robbie's question was answered by three arguing voices in the pantry.

<div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichardEisen.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/PeterMichaels.jpg</div>

"The idea of Jungle Lord losing to someone like Nelson Callum, Calum Nelson or whatever you wanna call that punk, is LUDICROUS! What kinda Kool-Aid have you been drinking, Pete?"

"Look, Rick, the Biggins brothers put Kirk and Nate over several weeks ago. What the hell's wrong with Jack doing the job for Nelson?"

"I'm not doing it, Pete."

"You heard the man," continued Richard Eisen. "Apart from your baffling decision to keep Eric away from the world title hunt, this has got to be one of your strangest creative moves thus far. Jungle Lord WIN. Get it? JUNGLE LORD WIN. Of course, he may not always win, but if he's up against a scrub like Calum Nelson, Jungle Lord DOMINATE."

"I've already got the finishes down, and it's too late to change anything," countered Peter. "It's monotonous anyway when the veteran mentors always beat the rookies."

"Have it your way," said Jungle Lord. "But more questionable booking decisions of that nature and I'm gonna pull a J-Ro. You know what happened down at AAA on Monday, right? Joanne Rodriguez QUIT the promotion because f---in' Anne Stardust just won't get that strap off Sara Marie York. You'll wanna keep that in mind, Pete, because I can always go back to Japan or consider one of the other big two companies if you keep treating us like midcard filler. At least in the Klubb..."

"No such thing, Jack," said Richard Eisen with a laugh as he went on to deny the Klubb's existence. "My son's affairs do not include any exclusive backstage factions, and that's coming from the boss himself. I guess you can do that job and Peter can go on with that stupid idea for that High Stakes finale, but next time, all those ideas gotta be run by me first. Got it, Peter?"

"Yes, Rick."

Was Jungle Lord going to join the Klubb, considering how he became a bit tighter with Eric Eisen thanks to their previous feud? That was something I hoped wouldn't happen. Jack was a solid veteran and maybe he didn't deserve to be asked to put young, unproven Calum Nelson over. But I knew him as someone smart enough to avoid sketchy backstage factions. Further, the Klubb did tend to be a bit exclusive - try as Chris Morrisette did to gain favor with them in order to remain employed by Supreme, he was officially out of the company following tonight's show.

So once again, I paraphrase Weezer. Say it ain't so, Jungle Lord.

Eidenhoek · August 6, 2013

In the 3v3 match, I see Christian Faith, Randy Bumfhole, and Randy Bumfhole against the Eisen Entourage.

3rdStringPG · August 6, 2013

OOC - High Stakes Season 1 is officially ending, but fear not - we've got one more season starting next week after we find out the winner(s) of that one guaranteed SWF contract, and perhaps a little something extra! And yes, I've got a huge problem since I've got to appease a Jungle Lord with BIG MORALE ISSUES... <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> SWF High Stakes TD Bank Sports Center (Connecticut, Tri-State) Wednesday, September 4, 2013 (Week 1) CAST (SEASON 1): (Rookie - Mentor) Lazarus McKenzie - Squeeky McClean Kirk Jameson - Lobster Warrior Calum Nelson - Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord (Hero Squad) CAST (SEASON 2): (Rookie - Mentor) Alan Parent - John Anderson Casey Valentine - Franklin D. Huggins III Erick Leigh - Des Davids Jacob Jett - Angry Gilmore Justin Sensitive - 24/7 Partay Dudez Nick "The Architect" Wright - Joshua Taylor Rob "Masked Cougar" Hayes - Emma Chase and The Zim Rodney Ekuma - Nicky Champion HIGH STAKES: <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Nelson Tops High Stakes Mentors Poll (26/E)</div> Heading into the season finale, Calum Nelson is first on the High Stakes Mentors Poll, followed by Kirk Jameson/Krustacean Kirk, and finally by Lazarus McKenzie. Rory McCallum hypes each of the three survivors and their respective mentors, and announces the first match of the evening - a three-way elimination match involving all three rookies. The survivors will be evaluated by the mentors - even those of rookies who have since been eliminated - based on their performance, and the two survivors at the end of that evaluation will go on to face a current High Stakes mentor in one-on-one action; these matches will make up a huge part in the final decision of who gets to win the inaugural season of High Stakes, a guaranteed SWF contract AND a title shot at an upcoming PPV. But before anything else, we've got two hype vignettes courtesy of Casey Valentine and Erick Leigh, and their respective mentors, Franklin Huggins and Des Davids. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - Casey Valentine w/Franklin D. Huggins III (52/D)</div> Huggins - I'm Franklin D. Huggins III of The Eisen Entourage, and it's about time I found myself someone who can help Eric, Dozer and myself OCCUPY THE SWF. And he's none other than my High Stakes Season Two rookie, Casey Valentine - a second-generation superstar like my man Eric. Valentine - I'm Casey Valentine, fightin' out of Fairfax, Virginia, nephew of the man you love to hate, Peter Valentine. One thing motivates me to win High Stakes, and that's all you idiots in the SWF Galaxy readin' the dirt sheets and hatin' on my uncle Pete just because he's doin' something each and every one of you could only dream of doin' - being a bona fide SPORTS ENTERTAINER. He ain't the best in the ring, but he and I, we share one thing, and that's CHARISMA. If you don't got it, then you don't have what it takes to make it in Supreme. Casey Valentine has charisma in spades, and a good deal more skill than his uncle Pete, and even he himself would admit to that. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - Erick Leigh w/Des Davids (72/B-)</div> Davids - USA! USA! (pauses) No cheering of mine is gonna bring back American Machine to the SWF after how I regretfully ended his career. That's past me now, and I'm rarin' to make up for that on High Stakes Season Two as mentor to a man who looked up to The All-Americans back in the day, Erick Leigh of Boston, Massachusetts. Leigh - They used to call me Masked Patriot. Hell, we've had more than a few Masked Patriots in Supreme, and while I respect my mentor Des for realizing the error of his ways, there isn't anything I'd rather do than rip that mask off and be myself, Erick Leigh. Mask or no mask, it's America that motivates me to become your next High Stakes Champion, and finally get paid good money for doing what I love to do - without a mask, that is. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - McKenzie Gets Ready (17/E)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">Krustacean Kirk (w/Lobster Warrior) vs Calum Nelson (w/Hero Squad) vs Lazarus McKenzie (w/Squeeky McClean) (42/D-)</div> This match shall help the mentors judge who gets sent home first, and as all three men square up, it seems as if none are more determined than Laz McKenzie, who was thoroughly owned last week by Angry Gilmore. Unfortunately, he taps out of the Krustacean Kirk-Hold at 4:50, after the future Underwater Union torch-bearer piledrives Calum Nelson to keep him out of commission. After McKenzie's elimination, his mentor Squeeky McClean vengefully trips Kirk, and that allows Nelson to recover and mount some offense. It's all even to the end, when Nelson reverses a Bulls Eye attempt and turns it into a flash roll-up, scoring the win and giving himself a fighting chance to become High Stakes' inaugural champ. WINNER - Nelson in 8:37 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - Jacob Jett w/Tom "Angry" Gilmore (74/B-)</div> And more High Stakes hype vignettes follow, this time featuring the smallest...and largest competitors for the second season! Gilmore - It's a good High Stakes season to be angry alright, and I'm glad to be managing a young man who could make a great addition to the Men Unda Pressure. Back when Shooting Star champ Darryl Devine was payin' his dues up in my home country, he became friends with my rookie, Jacob Jett, who's gonna win High Stakes for the little man...or so he says. Jett - They called me an elf. A hobbit. A midget. Too short and too light to make an impact in the world of wrestling, but I kept proving 'em wrong. I'm Jacob Jett, born in Philly, attended high school in Vancouver, Washington, learned the ropes in Ontario, home to Season One rookie Dave Newton and my own mentor, Tom "Angry" Gilmore. And just in case you're wonderin', you are right. I'm dating the lead female announcer on High Stakes. So much for bein' the little guy, huh? <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - Rodney Ekuma w/Nicky Champion (74/B-)</div> Champion - So they named Nicky Champion best mentor on High Stakes even if Nicky Champion spent a good part of the season on the back burner. Good call, because Nicky Champion has a tall order...and that's tall, as in 6'6" and order, as in Nicky Champion orders you to WIN HIGH STAKES SEASON TWO! (pauses) Seriously, here's my rookie, Rodney Ekuma, and boy, does this youngster pack a Hawaiian punch! Ekuma - Stereotypes. Sickening, aren't they? Stereotypes that all Hawaiians surf and say "brah" and act as if nothin' can get 'em down. One thing gets me down, and that's mediocrity. That's settlin' for second-best. Come Season Two of High Stakes, Rodney Ekuma is gonna be anything but second-best. He's gonna be doin' what his fellow Hawaiian Jimi Adams and fellow big man Tommy Alexander couldn't do, and that's WIN THE COMPETITION, because unlike those guys, I don't give anything less than everything I've got. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - McKenzie Eliminated from High Stakes (40/D-)</div> The moment of truth has arrived, and Rory McCallum is in the ring, first asking the five High Stakes rookies previously eliminated whom they think will win among the three men in the ring right now... Tommy Alexander - They all lack affinity with the dark side. Does it really matter? Dave Newton - Laz is sneaky and untrustworthy, Crab Man can't talk for s---. Who else could it be but Calum Nelson? Ryan Turner - If only to spite those treacherous pricks from The Awesomeness, I'm goin' for Calum Nelson. Nate Lee - Lobster Warrior's goin' away, but never fear, we've got Double K! Krustacean Kirk for the win, baby, he got some soul behind that crab mask of his! Jimi Adams - Let's see...Calum and Laz have gotten away with a lot through bending the rules, so that leaves Kirk Jameson as the not-so-odd man out and my pick to win. Oh, sorry...I meant Krustacean Kirk. Before announcing the winner of the first Mentors Poll for the evening, McCallum reminds everyone that the second- or third-placers could be signed by the SWF, but that will still be open to deliberation. By now, however, it looks apparent who's going to be canned, as the eliminated rookies were split on Nelson and Kirk and more importantly, he failed to impress in the three-way elimination. Lazarus McKenzie bows at third on High Stakes Season One, which means it's going to be Krustacean Kirk and Calum Nelson battling it out to become High Stakes' inaugural champion! McKenzie tells the fans he feels he got robbed, while Squeeky McClean says he'll be batting for McKenzie's signing as the 21st Century All-Star Team of Richie Pangrazzio is still friends with the Commissioner, or so he claims. <div style="text-align:center;">Calum Nelson (w/Captain Atomic) vs Jungle Lord (54/D)</div> The mechanics of this match and the next are as follows - rookies have ten minutes to try to beat the mentors, and if the time limit expires, they automatically lose. For most of the match, Jungle Lord is in the driver's seat, but simply can't put Nelson away no matter what he does - even a Jungle Jack-Jammer at 5:40 can't do the trick! It also bears mentioning that Captain Atomic is rooting for Jungle Lord, rather than his rebellious male model of a rookie. At 7:10, Jungle Lord tries for another Jammer, but gets caught in mid-air by Nelson, and defeated with a surprise roll-up! Jungle Lord is incredulous as Nelson screams "I AM THE HIGH STAKES CHAMPION!" repeatedly, ignoring Hero Squad as he celebrates with his real- and reel-life best friend Dave Newton, who's in the front row with the other early eliminations. WINNER - Nelson in 7:24 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Krustacean Kirk and Nelson Rant About Each Other (32/E)</div> After the break, Rory McCallum explains that Krustacean Kirk and Calum Nelson have a minute each to explain why the other doesn't deserve to win High Stakes. According to Kirk, Nelson is a pretty boy with no respect for authority, overrated singing and dancing skills, and wrestling moves that don't measure up to his big mouth in terms of impact. Nelson, for his part, claims that Kirk wears his crab suit as a crutch, rather than a tribute to the retiring Lobster Warrior. He disses Kirk's lack of mic skills and talks about how he wouldn't be getting much of a pop if he wrestled as plain old Kirk Jameson, rather than kid-friendly panderer Krustacean Kirk. The two surviving rookies engage in an intense staredown as this particular segment draws to a close. <div style="text-align:center;">Krustacean Kirk (w/Lobster Warrior) vs Squeeky McClean (62/C-)</div> This is officially the last match of High Stakes Season One, and Krustacean Kirk has ten minutes to defeat Squeeky McClean in hopes of increasing his chances to win the first season. McClean makes it hard for him, twisting him in the Clean Out, blasting Kirk with the Stain Removal, and using numerous rest holds to slow down the youngster. Still, he perseveres, and eventually mounts a bit of a comeback at the 7:30 mark. At 8:50, Kirk comes very close to upsetting McClean with the Kirk-Hold, but gets distracted by Calum Nelson as Peter Michaels cheers the male model on! That allows McClean to escape the hold and return to the offensive, and as the ten-minute bell rings, McClean is awarded the win, though announcers Katie Cameron and Eve Runcord both praise Kirk for his efforts. WINNER - McClean in 10:00 by time limit expiry. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Winner Announced (50/D)</div> After another commercial break, Rory McCallum prepares to announce the winner of High Stakes based on the final Mentors Poll and their performance throughout all thirteen weeks of the competition. Winning record, though important, isn't everything, and pales in significance to in-ring skills, mic skills and other aspects of what makes SWF Superstars truly supreme. With that having been said, McCallum announces the winner as...drum roll please... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KirkJamesonalt_zps412a4c50.jpg</div> ..."KRUSTACEAN KIRK" JAMESON!!! The TD Bank Sports Center crowd erupts in a loud cheer, as Lobster Warrior celebrates by giving his rookie a splash of water. Confetti drops from the rafters and second-placer Calum Nelson exits the ring, berating both Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord and swearing that he will make it to the SWF's main roster somehow. Meanwhile, Krustacean Kirk gets a title shot at the October PPV, a guaranteed SWF contract, and, according to Peter Michaels, "a chance to revive that God-awful Underwater Union." High Stakes Season One is now but another memory, but Season Two's coming up next week, as we get to meet the four other rookies and their mentors in the SWF shows to follow!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 65/C Calum Nelson and Kirk Jameson were used way too much. SWF High Stakes Rating - 0.91</div></blockquote> FINAL SEASON ONE STANDINGS: Kirk Jameson - 7-7 - HIGH STAKES CHAMPION Calum Nelson - 8-5 - ELIMINATED, WEEK 13 (2nd) Lazarus McKenzie - 4-7 - ELIMINATED, WEEK 13 (3rd) Nate Lee - 4-7 - ELIMINATED,WEEK 11 (4th) Dave Newton - 4-6 - ELIMINATED,WEEK 11 (5th) Tommy Alexander - 2-6 - ELIMINATED - WEEK 9 (6th) Jimi Adams - 2-5 - ELIMINATED - WEEK 8 (7th) Ryan Turner - 1-5 - ELIMINATED - WEEK 7 (8th)

3rdStringPG · August 6, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Eidenhoek" data-cite="Eidenhoek" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>In the 3v3 match, I see Christian Faith, Randy Bumfhole, and Randy Bumfhole against the Eisen Entourage.</div></blockquote> Fixed. God, Photobucket, why do you embarrass me like this? <img alt=":o" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/redface.png.900245280682ef18c5d82399a93c5827.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Eidenhoek · August 6, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>So much for bein' the little guy, huh?</div></blockquote> #SWFSwagger #I'mdoingtheannouncer #IhatehashtagsandTwitterasageneralrule

White Dolphin · August 7, 2013

I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume that after two Bobby Bruce ambushes produced maybe 10 or 12 overness, you just said "Yeah, this is unrealistic.", and went to the editor to boost Bobby Bruce up?

Not that I'm judging, I literally do that every show when I see my managers absolutely refuse to get over because they can't get high grades from cutting promos without overness, which means they don't get good enough grades to get overness, the kind of bass-ackwards cycle that really makes it frustrating for Streetz and Haley Buck to get the big breaks they deserve.

3rdStringPG · August 7, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="White Dolphin" data-cite="White Dolphin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume that after two Bobby Bruce ambushes produced maybe 10 or 12 overness, you just said "Yeah, this is unrealistic.", and went to the editor to boost Bobby Bruce up? Not that I'm judging, I literally do that every show when I see my managers absolutely refuse to get over because they can't get high grades from cutting promos without overness, which means they don't get good enough grades to get overness, the kind of bass-ackwards cycle that really makes it frustrating for Streetz and Haley Buck to get the big breaks they deserve.</div></blockquote> Nope, Bobby Bruce/Ernest Youngman is still at single digit popularity,and I'm already using a technique I learned on the TEW 2013 general subforum, where he's not rated on angles, but the person he's ranting about (in the most recent case, Jack Bruce, hence the 82) is rated on overness. And regarding Haley Buck, she's still at zero overness, even if she's been around several months and done a couple impersonations with High Concept. Sucks that it takes workers who start at zero so long to develop some kind of substantial overness, but them's the breaks of the game... Anyway, here's one more segment before I post the results of Uprising. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <div style="text-align:center;">"Remember the Pain Alliance"</div> Thursday, September 5, 2013 It's a high school in Chapel Hill, NC, that's all I can say 5:00 p.m. Derivative. Unoriginal. Devoid of all creativity. Those are things I wanted to say about Adam Smithers and his ideas for Idealistic Teacher, but I wouldn't want to mess with [sarcasm]genius[/sarcasm]. Besides, I didn't want to jinx things, as Adam had been very patient today with our wooden acting and lack of experience. Guess it was because school was set to start the following Monday, and we needed to wrap up those classroom scenes. Now here's one example of Adam's uncanny ability to "borrow" from popular movies on the fly. Originally, Big Smack Scott was supposed to be an opposing team's racist coach, right? Guess what - "Sinclair Lavelle" suddenly became OUR team's assistant coach who'd quit in the middle of a successful season because he doesn't like working with black players, then throw a brick at the window of the house of the team's only African-American, meaning me. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? That's because something similar was included in Remember the Titans. But giving credit where it's due, at least Scott was more than competent speaking in a Southern accent. And he acted better than most of the cast. We'd just finished shooting the scene where Scott would quit the coaching staff and say the words "You can kiss mah ass!" quite defiantly to the actor playing our head coach. All because he couldn't stand the fact that I, the school's first black player and the star two-way tackle, was "running up sacks like Deacon Jones and opening up holes like Forrest Gregg." And guess who'd approach me as Adam took five and went on his usual chain smoking break... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigSmackScott.jpg</div> "So, I heard Morrisette's not coming back?" "He isn't, and neither are the Biggins brothers. They'll be shooting their last Uprising next week." I paused for a moment as Scott and I shared a few seconds of awkward silence. "What do you want, Scott?", I asked, breaking the silence as we stared at each other. "I wanna make up for those times I was such an ass backstage. Tell you what. Lisa challenged me to another drinking contest, and boy, could that girl pound back those beers! Like father, like daughter, I guess?" "You go drink with Lisa and The Awesomeness. Cam, Ash, the Gauges and I will get loaded somewhere else." Scott laughed after I had turned down his offer yet another time. "The Awesomeness can KISS MAH ASS!", yelled Scott, aping his Idealistic Teacher line with conviction. "Let Huey and Jeff drink by themselves. I want the five of you to join Lisa and myself, as I try to redeem myself. Come on, KP, don't you want to let the ol' Smacker redeem himself?" "I'll give it some thought." The Flaming Meaux (fictional bar) 10:00 p.m. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KPAvatar1_zps5b3cfe33.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/CameronVesseyalt_zpsccca34c0.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AshCampbell_alt_zpscc3618ed.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/GregGauge_zpsa9400741.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MatthewKeith_zps614f7df2.jpg</div> We'd been in the Flaming Meaux for about an hour, having a couple of rounds, trading dirty jokes and ragging on Ash for being such a ham when we were shooting our band performance scenes. We were miming to the songs the Psychedelic Garage Jobbers recorded with Randall Hopkirk as our session bassist, but when Ash tried to play the bass for himself in between takes, it was almost as if he had pulled a Robert Johnson while suspended for weed use. He was serious - he'd made good use of his suspension by really taking time to learn how to play the bass, and he wasn't bad at all. As for the Smacker, I was confident he wouldn't stop by after I had done my best to get him off my back during shooting. Chapel Hill was a college town, and judging by the number of bars we'd passed, odds were 10-to-1 at best that Scott would barge in with Lisa Bowen and involve us in that little drinking contest Scott was talking about. But just as things were getting all nice, warm and fuzzy among five SWF rookies relaxing after shooting a crappy movie... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigSmackScott.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/LisaBowen_zps563b5c1c.jpg</div> "HEY!!!! Commissioner Barry Borracho has arrived!" Oh boy. This was going to be a long, long night. But at least it looked like Scott was Lisa's Man Friday for this week's shooting. Better enjoy the Smacker while you can, Lisa...Architect's starting on High Stakes next week!

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