SWF: Sunday Nights Counting Lights - The Continuing Saga of KP Avatar

3rdStringPG · May 19, 2013

OOC - And here's Week 3, up for prediction! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Supreme TV

Isaak Road Arena (Mid-Atlantic)

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Cameron Vessey vs Brandon James

Randy Bumfhole vs The Zim

Hero Squad vs The Awesomeness vs The Eisen Entourage

Valiant vs Des Davids

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Christian Faith and ????? vs Steve Frehley and ?????

SWF Uprising

North Carolina Biker Museum (Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, June 23, 2013

????? vs John Greed

Lenny Brown vs Asher Ginsberg

High Concept vs The Parts Unknown

Robbie Retro vs Roger Cage

Joshua Taylor vs Bart-San

The Cali Dragons vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

????? vs Squeeky McClean © - non-title match</div>

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be Faith and Frehley's mystery partners? (one correct answer - half-credit of 0.5. Both correct - full credit of one point.)

Bonus Question #2 - As Nate "Fro Sure" Lee's mentor on High Stakes, Steve Frehley will have Lee cut a vicious promo against AND beat down on another High Stakes hopeful. Who is he?

3rdStringPG · May 19, 2013

If anyone's predicting now, please check back on the prediction key...I edited the second question after I accidentally clicked on "submit" a bit too soon.

Psycho Sam · May 19, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Isaak Road Arena (Mid-Atlantic)

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Cameron Vessey vs Brandon James

Randy Bumfhole vs The Zim

Via DQ due to Shenanigans from Chase SinCorp.

Hero Squad vs The Awesomeness vs The Eisen Entourage

Valiant vs Des Davids

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Christian Faith and Jack Bruce vs Steve Frehley and Remo

SWF Uprising

North Carolina Biker Museum (Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Eddie Envy (now known as Eddie Cornell vs John Greed

Lenny Brown vs Asher Ginsberg

High Concept vs The Parts Unknown

Impersonation of the week: Steve Frehley

Robbie Retro vs Roger Cage

Joshua Taylor vs Bart-San

The Cali Dragons vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

Remmy Skye vs Squeeky McClean © - non-title match

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be Faith and Frehley's mystery partners? (one correct answer - half-credit of 0.5. Both correct - full credit of one point.) Jack Bruce & Remo respectively.

Bonus Question #2 - As Nate "Fro Sure" Lee's mentor on High Stakes, Steve Frehley will have Lee cut a vicious promo against AND beat down on another High Stakes hopeful. Who is he?

Jimi Adams

Rickymex · May 19, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Isaak Road Arena (Mid-Atlantic)

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Cameron Vessey vs Brandon James

Randy Bumfhole vs The Zim

Hero Squad vs The Awesomeness vs The Eisen Entourage

Valiant vs Des Davids

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Christian Faith and ????? vs Steve Frehley and ?????

SWF Uprising

North Carolina Biker Museum (Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, June 23, 2013

????? vs John Greed

Lenny Brown vs Asher Ginsberg

High Concept vs The Parts Unknown

Robbie Retro vs Roger Cage

Joshua Taylor vs Bart-San

The Cali Dragons vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

????? vs Squeeky McClean © - non-title match

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be Faith and Frehley's mystery partners? (one correct answer - half-credit of 0.5. Both correct - full credit of one point.) Bruce and Remo

Bonus Question #2 - As Nate "Fro Sure" Lee's mentor on High Stakes, Steve Frehley will have Lee cut a vicious promo against AND beat down on another High Stakes hopeful. Who is he? Jimi Adams who is too happy to let live!!!

Bigjondalegend · May 19, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="ampulator" data-cite="ampulator" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Not to pick on you, but are you referring to me, or to 3rdStringPG? <img alt=":confused:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/confused.png.d4a8e6b6eab0c67698b911fb041c0ed1.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> i was talking bout 3rdstringpg but if u have a diary i wouldnt mind reading it amp

3rdStringPG · May 19, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigjondalegend" data-cite="Bigjondalegend" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>i was talking bout 3rdstringpg but if u have a diary i wouldnt mind reading it amp</div></blockquote> <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showthread.php?t=524205" rel="external nofollow">http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showthread.php?t=524205</a> It's a pretty good diary, I must say. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> ampulator writes great backstage stuff too...

ampulator · May 19, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showthread.php?t=524205" rel="external nofollow">http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showthread.php?t=524205</a> It's a pretty good diary, I must say. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> ampulator writes great backstage stuff too...</div></blockquote> Honestly, I think you are better writer than me, but then again, that's your profession, isn't it? <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Big Roguey · May 19, 2013

Cameron Vessey vs Brandon James

Randy Bumfhole vs The Zim

Hero Squad vs The Awesomeness vs The Eisen Entourage

Valiant vs Des Davids

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Christian Faith and ????? vs Steve Frehley and ?????

SWF Uprising

North Carolina Biker Museum (Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, June 23, 2013

????? vs John Greed

Lenny Brown vs Asher Ginsberg

High Concept vs The Parts Unknown

Robbie Retro vs Roger Cage

Joshua Taylor vs Bart-San

The Cali Dragons vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

????? vs Squeeky McClean © - non-title match

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be Faith and Frehley's mystery partners? (one correct answer - half-credit of 0.5. Both correct - full credit of one point.) Jack Bruce + Remo

Bonus Question #2 - As Nate "Fro Sure" Lee's mentor on High Stakes, Steve Frehley will have Lee cut a vicious promo against AND beat down on another High Stakes hopeful. Who is he? Scythe (or Tommy Alexander). Take out the big dawg and make an impact, ya hear?

Croquemitaine · May 19, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Cameron Vessey vs Brandon James

Randy Bumfhole vs The Zim

Hero Squad vs The Awesomeness vs The Eisen Entourage

Valiant vs Des Davids

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Christian Faith and ????? vs Steve Frehley and ?????

SWF Uprising

????? vs John Greed

Lenny Brown vs Asher Ginsberg

High Concept vs The Parts Unknown

Robbie Retro vs Roger Cage

Joshua Taylor vs Bart-San

The Cali Dragons vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

????? vs Squeeky McClean © - non-title match

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be Faith and Frehley's mystery partners? (one correct answer - half-credit of 0.5. Both correct - full credit of one point.) Jack Bruce (Faith) and Remo (Frehley)

Bonus Question #2 - As Nate "Fro Sure" Lee's mentor on High Stakes, Steve Frehley will have Lee cut a vicious promo against AND beat down on another High Stakes hopeful. Who is he? Ryan Turner

flaviooooo · May 19, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Isaak Road Arena (Mid-Atlantic)

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Cameron Vessey vs Brandon James

Randy Bumfhole vs The Zim

Hero Squad vs The Awesomeness vs The Eisen Entourage

Valiant vs Des Davids

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Christian Faith and ????? vs Steve Frehley and ?????

SWF Uprising

North Carolina Biker Museum (Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, June 23, 2013

????? vs John Greed

Lenny Brown vs Asher Ginsberg

High Concept vs The Parts Unknown

Robbie Retro vs Roger Cage

Joshua Taylor vs Bart-San

The Cali Dragons vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

????? vs Squeeky McClean © - non-title match

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be Faith and Frehley's mystery partners? Jack Bruce and Remo (one correct answer - half-credit of 0.5. Both correct - full credit of one point.)

Bonus Question #2 - As Nate "Fro Sure" Lee's mentor on High Stakes, Steve Frehley will have Lee cut a vicious promo against AND beat down on another High Stakes hopeful. Who is he? Jimi Adams

Oregano Jensen · May 20, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Isaak Road Arena (Mid-Atlantic)

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Cameron Vessey vs Brandon James

As much of a mess as the Chase Agency is, let's get real here.

Randy Bumfhole vs The Zim

Not sure where this is going... pretty sure it's not getting there yet. And if Randy wins the second after going over clean in the first, how is this a feud?

Hero Squad vs The Awesomeness vs The Eisen Entourage

Anger at students fuels a lot of teachers, I'm sure. Jungle Lord is no exception.

Valiant vs Des Davids

Davids is a main eventer in my '23 dynasty, and Val is not only way too old to compete, but playing out his last couple years in FCW. So this threw me at first. In 2013, though? Valiant's pretty good!

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Not at all sure Giedroyc is up for this, even without the belt on the line.

Christian Faith and ????? vs Steve Frehley and ?????

I predict a no contest.

SWF Uprising

North Carolina Biker Museum (Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, June 23, 2013

????? vs John Greed

Greed is a pretty decent name for the opening match on Uprising. ????? loses, possibly by DQ after interference by the Mysterians.

Lenny Brown vs Asher Ginsberg

He got a promo and everything!

High Concept vs The Parts Unknown

Comedy abounds!

Robbie Retro vs Roger Cage

Cage is easing his way into semi-legitimacy...

Joshua Taylor vs Bart-San

Bart-San sounds like a plot point in a modern-day Simpsons episode.

The Cali Dragons vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

The Dudez are Supreme TV-worthy. After losing the belt, Perez doesn't even have that much going for him.

????? vs Squeeky McClean © - non-title match

If the question marks win, that sets up a feud. I don't think the NA title is small enough to kick off a feud for it on the B-show.

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be Faith and Frehley's mystery partners? (one correct answer - half-credit of 0.5. Both correct - full credit of one point.)

Champion is legit injured, so he's out. Chris Morrisette usually fills in where needed. As for the other one... everyone's going to say Remo, so I'm saying Vengeance.

Bonus Question #2 - As Nate "Fro Sure" Lee's mentor on High Stakes, Steve Frehley will have Lee cut a vicious promo against AND beat down on another High Stakes hopeful. Who is he?

The Captain himself, Kirk Jameson. He's the biggest threat to win the thing.

Midnightnick · May 20, 2013

Cameron Vessey vs Brandon James

Randy Bumfhole vs The Zim

Hero Squad vs The Awesomeness vs The Eisen Entourage

Valiant vs Des Davids

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Christian Faith and ????? vs Steve Frehley and ?????

SWF Uprising

North Carolina Biker Museum (Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, June 23, 2013

????? vs John Greed

Lenny Brown vs Asher Ginsberg

High Concept vs The Parts Unknown

Robbie Retro vs Roger Cage

Joshua Taylor vs Bart-San

The Cali Dragons vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

????? vs Squeeky McClean © - non-title match

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be Faith and Frehley's mystery partners? (one correct answer - half-credit of 0.5. Both correct - full credit of one point.)

Bonus Question #2 - As Nate "Fro Sure" Lee's mentor on High Stakes, Steve Frehley will have Lee cut a vicious promo against AND beat down on another High Stakes hopeful. Who is he? Tommy Alexander

3rdStringPG · May 20, 2013

OOC - I'm home, and thankfully I remembered most of what I put in that last segment. And this segment is all about haircuts...and veteran mentality. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

EDIT - A huge thank you to MichiganHero for the KP Avatar mod!

<div style="text-align:center;">"Darling, Don't You Go and Cut Your Hair"</div>

Monday, June 17, 2013

Playboy Jake's Unisex Barber Shop

11:00 a.m.

Some five to six years ago, Playboy Jake Sawyer was the talk of the IWC world. He was supposed to be the next great male manager in pro wrestling, and SWF and TCW were fighting for his services. Just as the SWF was about to swoop down on him, TCW had quietly tried him out on a PPA basis, accompanying Eddie Peak in dark matches, and what they got was a bad case of stuttering and a total lack of charisma from the New York-based odd-job worker. Now Playboy Jake is working as a barber, not actually owning the place that bears his name, but allowing the owner to use his name and bank on his brief spell of IWC notoriety.

Jake wasn't in today, but a 75-year-old barber named Buddy was. He was cutting my hair as another guy worked on Huey Cannonball's. We had barely exchanged a word as he hitched a ride with me so that we could get a haircut in preparation for "Idealistic Teacher." Remember that? That's SWF Studios' 1960s period piece and potential direct-to-video launching pad for second-generation workers Cam Vessey, Ash Campbell and Lisa Bowen. Huey, however, was given one of the meatier roles, and had to have his hair cut to a '60s-style mop-top. I, on the other hand, was getting my near-shoulder-length semi-dreads cut to something more realistic for a period piece. Yes, even direct-to-video dreck needed a certain level of realism.

"Hey! It's KP Avatar and Human Cannonball!," quipped Buddy as he started doing a number on my hair. "KP, you're the guy who always loses on Uprising, right?"

"Yes, that's me alright."

"Gonna win one for ol' Buddy tonight, I hope?"

"Actually, I already lost," I admitted. "We shoot Uprising on Sunday nights."

"Well, hot diggety!," commented Buddy. "That's not how they did it in my day! Everything was live, and I saw it all on television. Now KP, son, you'll want to work hard because who knows, you may soon become the next Antonio Moretti! The original Italian Stallion, he was. Why, no one could stand up after a Moretti Powerslam, except maybe big, bad Ares Aegalaeus. Best full nelson in the business, I tell ya!"

"Ever have any regular customers who were wrestlers?", sneered Huey, who had a rather quiet guy shearing his locks off.

"Mitch Haggans, back when he'd be spending summers in New York. In fact, we grew up together. We sang in a doo-wop quintet back when we were in high school. Nothin' too serious, but serious enough to screw up our grades." Buddy paused to sing a gruff, yet fairly melodic version of "In the Still of the Night" before continuing. "That boy Mitch was a huge star for the Florida Gators, a huge star who played running back in the NFL and acted in a couple beach movies with all those '50s teen idols back when he was in college. Before ya know it, ol' Mitchie's smokin' that grass and hangin' with the hippies and wantin' 'ta be a professional rassler! He was real good, though. Best sleeperhold in the business. But he sure stayed away from the barbershops back in the '70s." Buddy sure knew his old-time wrestling, but this old-time barber was looking more and more like a mark who didn't believe wrestling matches were predetermined. "You could be as good as 'em, KP. Breaks of the game, I guess. And you too, Human Cannonball. I don't get yer flyin' and yer jumpin', but you could be like Haggans someday."

Okay, that settled it. He WAS a mark. "I dunno, sir. See, you've got to have what they call a push in order to win regularly."

"A push? What kinda newfangled talk is that? Unless you mean literally pushing yer opponent? Conflabbit, you can't expect ta' push Joe Sexy and pin him right then and there! You gotta have a move like a Moretti Powerslam...a real rippin' airplane spin, perhaps...and the sleeper! You and Human Cannonball should try the sleeper! Do it right and bam...goodnight, Irene, goodnight! You don't win matches by pushin' the other guy!"

"That's not really what I meant, sir. You see..."

"You gotta defend the business, KP!", joked Huey. "You gotta kayfabe, eh?"

Now wait a minute. Huey Cannonball palling around with me? Since he decided he and Jeff Stardust were going to believe what they wanted, which was "KP kisses ass and he's Big Smack Scott's best friend forever", we hadn't exchanged too many words, and when we did, we were beefing. And then you know what happened next - he and Jeff joined the Klubb. But now he's joking around and trying to get on my good side?

"Look, KP, I know this is not the right place to say it, but...I'm sorry, man. Let's just put this feud to an end. I don't wanna end up like Acid, you know? Or your buddy Kurt Laramee."

"Guess you're right," I said, still trying to understand why Huey was acting all nice and stuff all of a sudden.

"Feud?", interrupted Buddy the barber, consequently interrupting my train of thought. "But I thought you and Human Cannonball are good guys?"

This time, I decided to lighten up and play around with the mark a bit, instead of smartening him up. "I started out as a bad guy. I was the third Pain Alliance member."

"But...The Pain Alliance? You're yanking my chain, kid. Nobody likes The Pain Alliance, not even their mothers! They're just a couple street thugs who never learn their lesson! I hope you aren't friends with 'em anymore. Those two ought to be in jail!"

"You're right, Buddy. Not friends with 'em any longer." That time, I wasn't yanking anybody's chain.

11:30 a.m.

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Thirty minutes later, I looked as close as I ever would to a member of the Temptations. Or the Four Tops. Huey looked like your average '60s garage band misfit, and he kept talking about how Jeff was such a loser for refusing to get a haircut in preparation for our roles as overaged high school kids in the mid-'60s.

As for our buddy Buddy, he kept rambling on and on about the old days, talking about how unstoppable Sam Strong's Strong Arm Tactic was, telling us about how Rip Chord wrestled in a totally wasted state in the early '70s and still pulled off a win over Cobra and Viper in a handicap match, but mostly talking about his boyhood friendship with Mitch Haggans and his idol worship of Antonio Moretti. As we prepared to leave, Huey had one more interesting comment to throw my way.

"You know what, KP, Eric Eisen actually likes you."

"Like me? Is that why he tried to implicate me as a Flight to Disaster co-conspirator?"

"You don't get it, man, but Eric really thinks you're a cool guy, though it was hard for him. Back when you beat down on him in Baltimore, he knew right then and there you weren't the type to take shit from anyone, but, I dunno. He just has trouble saying it, but he wants to stop feuding too."

Upon hearing the name "Eric Eisen" and the words "wants to stop feuding", Buddy became excited. So excited he nearly cut me with his scissors. "Don't do it, KP...and don't do it too, Human Cannonball. It's a trap! Eric Eisen wants to add more members to his Entourage. More members, I tell you!"

Whatever you say, Buddy. But I'd say you're on to something when you say "it's a trap." Makes me wonder if the next guy who gives me a haircut would be the exact opposite - an anal-retentive IWC smark.

Eidenhoek · May 20, 2013

Buddy Garner is only in his forties! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???!!!

3rdStringPG · May 20, 2013

Nope, it's not Buddy Garner...just some senile barber who shares his name.

Big Roguey · May 20, 2013

KP looks good, if I must say so myself.

Bigjondalegend · May 20, 2013

Look @ kp changing his look maybe he will get a win

3rdStringPG · May 22, 2013

OOC - Glad to see some love for KP's new 'do! <img alt="

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Bigjondalegend · May 22, 2013

Brandon james

The Zim

Hero Squad

Valiant

Rich Money © - non-title Steve Frehley and ?????

SWF Uprising

North Carolina Biker Museum (Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, June 23, 2013

John Greed

Lenny Brown

High Concept

] vs Roger Cage

]vs Bart-San

The Cali Dragon

Bonus Question #1 - faith n champion v steve freshly and remo

Bonus Question #2 - As Nate "Fro Sure" Lee's mentor on High Stakes, Steve Frehley will have Lee cut a vicious promo against AND beat down on another High Stakes hopeful. Who is he ? calum nelson

Hope thia get in in time... Prolly wont be predictig for next show as im getting married in 2 days and will be busy

3rdStringPG · May 22, 2013

SWF Supreme TV Isaak Road Arena (Mid-Atlantic) Tuesday, June 18, 2013 (Week 3) DARK MATCH: Chris Morrisette and Darryl Devine d. Marc DuBois and Squeeky McClean in 6:44 via Lobster Trap on DuBois (66/C+) DARK MATCH: <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Faith and Champion and The Almighty Dollar Argue (83/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg</div> In an animated tone, the announcers discuss the shocking denouement of Master of Puppets, including a controversial title retention for Rich Money and a gutsy win for Remo over Nicky Champion. But the main talking point is how Steve Frehley shocked the SWF Galaxy by turning on both Champion and Christian Faith following Faith's win over Vengeance in a Steel Cage Match. Peter Michaels stresses that Frehley is in the building, but has refused all requests for an interview, saying he will only "speak when he's good and damn ready." Faith is currently in the ring, as he tries to come to terms with what Frehley had done the past Saturday. And as he prepares to speak, the chants of "WE HAVE FAITH!" are deafening. Faith - Thank you, Faithful. Last Saturday, I proved to you that a little Faith can go a long, long way when I stood up to the punishment and defeated Vengeance and hopefully put an end to all that Chase SinCorporated nonsense. He had taken his sweet time in trying to destroy me. He had formed the Sons of Sin, and threatened my career in the process. With his alliance with the Chase Agency, he had done it again. But time and time again, I stood up, I fought back, and last Saturday, I won a match that had, at that point, meant more to me than any World Heavyweight title that I had worn around my waist. But not anymore. (pauses as the crowd lets out a loud "FREHLEY SUCKS!" cheer, with an audible segment yelling "HE AIN'T S---!") Normally I wouldn't condone such passionate displays of anger from my Faithful but tonight...you're excused. Nine years. It's been nine years since you came up to me, Steve. The SWF Cares tour, remember? Nine years since I saw a big, raw kid, barely out of his teens and wanting to get out of the ghetto, nine years since I took 'im under my wing and turned him into the Dark Destroyer. Why'd you do it, Steve? Why? That's what the Faithful of the SWF Galaxy want to know. But judging by what we've been hearing, you don't want to talk. People want answers, and it appears as if you don't want to give any. Well, how about this, Steve? What if I take a page from your book and act selfish for once? What if I want a shot at the SWF World Heavyweight title too? What if I throw my name into the pot and go for an historic fifth title reign? Because try as I may, Steve...this is one time...ONE TIME...one time I have had difficulty turning the other cheek. So how about it, Commissioner Bowen? How about we make it a four-way? Remo, Bruce, Frehley and me. Let's make it a FAITHFUL Four-Way. Faith's speech is interrupted by the strains of "Indian Reservation", as Nicky Champion walks towards the ring, wearing civilian clothes and looking every bit like an injured man - he had suffered a real-life rotator cuff injury in the Champion vs Remo title match, but for storyline purposes, it was Frehley who injured him in the catering area beatdown at Master of Puppets. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_alt.jpg</div> Champion - All due respect, Christian, I know you're the Supreme Legend and all, but you may be forgetting that it was Steve Frehley all along who orchestrated those first two attacks on Nicky Champion with what used to be the 100% Boyz, Spencer Spade and Lenny Brown. And it was Steve Frehley who INJURED Nicky Champion when he saw that the time was right! If there's someone who should be in that four-way match, it oughta be Nicky Champion. Nicky Champion was this close, Christian, to defeating Remo and grabbing that piece of hardware at Master of Puppets. And that Judas Iscariot Steve Frehley? Goes without sayin' that I want that East L.A. punk on the receiving end of a Papoose Piledriver and a Hawkeye Hammer and a ONE-TWO-THREE from Mr. Referee! UGH! Talk about feelin' pumped, Isaak Road Arena! My body may be aching, but I'm on a roll, because I've got a Nicky Champion soul! Faith - Nicky, I'm going to be saying this not just as a grizzled sports entertainment veteran, but as a mentor. And as a friend, because I consider you one whether you feel the same way or not. You know me, Nicky, I've championed you since Day One, no pun intended, and perhaps that's what made Steve snap the way he did. But you might want to check that doctor's note. There's a good chance you won't be healthy in time for Supreme Challenge. Champion - I totally see where you're coming from. And who knows, maybe one day I can buy a Harley of my own and we can go blastin' down American roads with our bike radios turned up to eleven and "Born to Be Wild" playin' on repeat till we cross the next state line. But if Nicky Champion has to take this nice shirt off and put on his headdress and head to the warpath, NICKY CHAMPION WILL! You may want Frehley 'coz you've got beef with him, but I want Frehley AND Remo. And Jack Bruce too, though Nicky Champion digs his new single "Rich with Nothing." And if I defeat you in a number one contender match TONIGHT, you will find out. And the SWF Galaxy will find out. You'll all find out that I may have a cool name and all...but NICKY CHAMPION!!! IS MORE!!! THAN JUST!!! A NAME!!! Next, Steve Frehley's ring music plays in the background and for a brief instant, Champion and Faith have an <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/OhCrap/ProWrestling" rel="external nofollow">"oh, crap" moment</a>, but it's not Frehley after all who's emerging from Aegalaeus Position. It's The Almighty Dollar, being chauffeured into the arena in a limo! And as each member emerges from the limo, everyone's got gold around their waists! (OOC - Using Coach Dick's photo for Richie Pangrazzio Jr. - let's assume he also suffers from male pattern baldness at 58.) <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_alt1.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SqueekyMcCleanalt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MarcDuBois.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SpencerSpade_alt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Heych-Gee-Cee/CoachDickPangrazzio_zps41445743.jpg</div> Money - Fooled you, didn't we? Goes to show you that just like the marks of the SWF Galaxy, even the Supreme Legend and Nicky "Third Person" Champion are gullible. Remo - Betcha most of these MARKS can't even tell one rock-infused Puff Whatever Daddy entrance song from the other. But moving on... Money - Are you two ladies done crying your hearts out over Steve Frehley, or do you want us to cancel your little soap opera by force? Go boo-hoo about Frehley in the locker room, because right now, it's Money time. Surely you wouldn't begrudge us the chance to have a little victory party in the ring? I know you won't, because unlike us, you don't own a single piece of gold. Oh, you probably used to, but Christian, that was back in the Jurassic era. And you, Nicky Champion, you owned fool's gold in the bush leagues. Remo (imitating Sam Strong) - LEMME TELL 'YA SOMETHIN', BRRRRROTHA, YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO, WHEN STRONGAMANIA GOES GANGBUSTERS ON YOU!!! Works in the retirement homes of America, but not in Supreme. Welcome to the big leagues, Nicky! Champion (to Money) - It was you behind the last attack, wasn't it? You sicced your thugs on Nicky Champion in that match against Brandon James. So who was it? Remo and Spade and which low-level Almighty Penny member? Money - If it really matters to you, it was Remo, Spencer and this man over here who taught you a lesson about saying "NO" to Money. (points to McClean, who's wearing a s--- eating grin on his face) Thank you very much, Lenny Brown, for going all Scooby Doo on the SWF Galaxy and revealing the men behind the masks. But let's talk business, okay, Champion? You want to face Remo for the World Heavyweight title at Supreme Challenge? And Faith, you want to do the same? (laughs sarcastically) My, my, you're trying to bite off WAY more than what you can chew! It's already booked, okay? Remo vs Bruce vs Frehley, that is. As for me, I'll have my pick of who wants to try and fail to get this Supreme Heavyweight title off my waist, but it certainly won't be YOU, Nicky Champion. Go rest that shoulder of yours, okay? I mean, it's not gonna make any difference, but let's face it - I wouldn't want to cheat these MARKS by pinning you in one minute or less. Champion - You obviously weren't listenin' to Nicky Champion. I don't want your Supreme Flagship Heavyweight title or whatever you and Bowen call it. Nicky Champion wants REMO and he wants another chance at World Heavyweight! Remo - Oh, would you please, for crying out loud, STOP YOUR SOBBING, PATHETIC LOSER!!! I ain't interested in havin' a four-way title defense with an old fogey like Faith or a bum-shouldered ROOKIE like YOU thrown into the picture! That isn't Money. That's...what do you call it? What's that word again? Money - Superfluous. (pauses) Now that we've made ourselves clear, how about you two exit the ring and let The Almighty Dollar celebrate our conquest of the SWF? Faith - Why don't you make us?</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Can't Miss Prospects Stripped of Titles (65/C)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BJONeill_zpsab6719b8.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MarcDuBois.jpg</div> The Beach Boys' "Surfer Girl" might sound like the least-threatening ring music in the SWF, but that's always been BJ O'Neill's entrance theme. And she's apparently running the show for tonight - as Peter Michaels explains, Tom "Angry" Gilmore's attack on Barry Bowen has left him hospitalized, and O'Neill shall be taking over for tonight as Deputy Commissioner. O'Neill - Are you done yet, CHILDREN? In the absence of Commissioner Bowen, I'm in charge tonight, and I got a couple announcements to make. First of all, Rich Money, I've been talking with Mr. Bowen about whom you'll be facing at Supreme Challenge XXXIII. And we're both in agreement that following his impressive display at Master of Puppets, Nicky Champion will be the number one contender for Supreme Heavyweight. (Champion looks a bit disappointed as O'Neill makes her first announcement) But due to his injuries, there's a chance he might not be ready by then, so expect an interim number one contender match next week. Money - Wait a minute there, you're telling me that YOU will be choosing MY opponent should Dances with Bullcrap over there not be healthy enough for Supreme Challenge? O'Neill - It's common sense, Rich. Number one contender is hurt, so we have an interim match in case he can't fight. Champion - Well...it sounds fair enough, I guess. If Nicky Champion's gotta fight for the other top belt, then Nicky Champion's gotta fight for the other top belt. Davids - SHUT UP! Nobody's askin' you, Champion. O'Neill (furrowing her brow as it was Des Davids, after all, who "ended" American Machine's career) - Alright, this second announcement is something I've long been looking forward to. After reviewing the video from last Saturday's tag title match, it was painfully obvious that Des Davids had been grabbing onto the ropes while pinning Valiant. And that referee Sam Sparrow had repeatedly tried to fast-count The Allied Forces AND was seen on video receiving what looks like a BRIBE from Rich Money. I am hereby SUSPENDING Sam Sparrow for the rest of the month, and STRIPPING The Can't Miss Prospects off of the tag team titles. DuBois - Putain de merde! Davids - YOU CAN'T DO THIS, LADY! Y'all just bitter because I ended the career of that big, useless, broken-down American Machine! O'Neill - Oh yes I can, and it's all on video if you want to review it with me. As for the vacant Tag Team titles, I am booking a three-way tag match featuring Hero Squad, The Awesomeness and...The Eisen Entourage, whom I am forcing to work to get their Supreme Challenge tickets back, due to their blatant disregard for the rules on the last Uprising.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - O'Neill Books Faith and Bruce vs Remo and Frehley (74/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BJONeill_zpsab6719b8.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo.jpg</div> O'Neill - Now Christian, I see you're asking Mr. Bowen to make Supreme Challenge's World Heavyweight title match into a four-way. Faith - Yes, Ma'am. I think it's just right that you do, considering Steve's traitorous attack on me from last Saturday. O'Neill - Well, Mr. Bowen did tell me to use my best judgment, so I hope this works. (pauses) Tonight, Christian, you shall be wrestling in a tag match, with Jack Bruce as your partner. Your opponents...will be Remo and Steve Frehley. While Faith appears content with O'Neill's decision to have him team up with Bruce, Remo looks upset about having to be on the same team as Frehley. Remo - Oh no, Ms. BJ, don't think of teaming me up with that fool. He's a snake...I'm sure you saw what he did to those two up there! And you know what the Alpha Dog can do to snakes. He eats 'em. O'Neill - I'm sorry, Remo, because you and Steve are going to have to work together if you want to ensure that your title defense remains a three-way match. Because if Christian and Jack beat your team, Christian Faith will become the fourth man in the SWF World Heavyweight title match at Supreme Challenge XXXIII. O'Neill makes the "hang ten" gesture and slinks back to the locker room, leaving the announcers excited and The Almighty Dollar dumbfounded. As The Almighty Dollar leaves, Faith and Champion briefly stare each other down before exchanging handshakes and returning to the locker room together.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Cameron Vessey vs Brandon James (58/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/CameronVesseyalt_zpsccca34c0.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</div> - The first thing the announcers notice is the absence of Ms. Emma Chase in Brandon James' corner. Duane Fry and Jason Azaria sound especially upset that we won't be seeing any "dollar signs" flashed tonight, and sound like somebody's oversexed cousin and uncle respectively while lamenting Ms. Chase's absence. Peter Michaels redirects the conversation to Cam Vessey, "a really promising young man who's got great bloodlines." That youngster with great bloodlines falls to the mat immediately following a clothesline from James. - A pumphandle slam from James further compounds Vessey's problems as he goes for the cover with less than a minute gone by in the match. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! - Vessey gets some offense in after dodging a spear attempt from James, but he eventually gets overwhelmed by a Big Money Move at 3:35. ONE...TWO...THREE! Easy squash win for the EVP of the troubled Chase SinCorporated faction! WINNER - James in 3:44</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - James Promo (76/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</div> After pulling off the win, James requests a microphone and cuts a promo regarding the state of Chase SinCorporated as we know it... James - Dollar signs? You proletarians of Baltimore want to see those dollar signs, don't you? (pauses) Unfortunately, you will not, because Chase SinCorporated's CEO, Ms. Emma Chase, is at an important meeting with investors. Be that as it may...rumors of the downfall of Chase SinCorporated are nothing but hyperbole and overstatement. I may have been defeated by means of fluke at the hands of Steve Frehley, and we may have lost another member of our ranks, Mr. Edward "Envy" Cornell. Moreover, our Chairman, Mr. Skull DeBones, also known as Vengeance, has taken a self-imposed hiatus from competition. But sometimes, lean and mean is the way to go, and most of the time, rest can only serve to invigorate and add to one's burning resolve to dominate. Send not any flowers to Mr. DeBones and Chase SinCorporated. We are far from dead. James leaves the ring and also leaves Peter Michaels observing that Big Money's statements of solidarity sounds "more like a fragrant version of hot air", as there's no way Chase SinCorporated can claim potential dominance following James' and Vengeance's losses at Master of Puppets, especially the latter.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Hannah Hypes The Allied Forces (65/C)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HannahPotter_zps27ae3815.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg</div> Wondering what happened to The Allied Forces, and why they weren't among the teams chosen to fight for the vacant tag titles? This segment, featuring Dawn the Cheerleader as backstage interviewer, may provide the answers... Dawn - I'm now backstage with The Allied Forces and their manager, Hannah. WOOO-HOOOOOOO!!!! Gooooooo Allied Forces! (pauses) Now many in the SWF Galaxy are wondering why the Forces weren't chosen to compete in tonight's three-way tag match for the titles. Could any of you talk us through this? Hannah - I'll be happy to, Dawn. First of all, there is no truth to the speculation that Valiant and Jack are on bad terms following their loss to the Prospects. Valiant - That's right, Hannah. No need for the SWF Galaxy to worry about bad blood between me and Jack. The Allied Forces shall continue, but for now, we've got our sights on the Nothing to Lose contract. Hannah - The Allied Forces were among the first four men chosen to compete. Giedroyc - Six men fightin' for that contract at Supreme Challenge, and may the best man win. (exchanges a handshake with Valiant) We realized how big the Nothing to Lose contract could be for either one of us, so we're puttin' the chase for the tag team titles on hold and focusing on what we can do as individuals. Dawn - Who else has been confirmed for that Nothing to Lose ladder match? Giedroyc - Oh, you're gonna love this. Brandon James is in there. Chris Morrisette. Myself and Valiant, and two more, though we'll probably know who those are next week. Valiant - Regardless who wins, none of us are gonna make a joke out of the contract like Rich Money did. Hannah - The Allied Forces stand for honor, and for doing things the right way. Giedroyc (off-mic) - CRASHING ON the right way! Hannah (continuing her spiel) - And by that I mean as a tag team...and as individuals. As Hannah cuddles up to her on-screen beau Valiant, the interview is interrupted by Rich Money, who's passing by with BJ O'Neill by his side.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Money Threatens The Allied Forces (76/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_alt1.jpg</div> Money - Make a JOKE out of the Nothing to Lose contract? First of all, Allied Forces, I did the Money thing to do, and that was give Remo a good, honest match by cashing in the contract after one month. I lost, but as I said back then, no shame in losing to a talented specimen like the Alpha Dog. Secondly, you two gotta move on! This is Rich Money's SWF now, and you're still talking about the seeds we planted for eventual dominance? Valiant - Not anymore it isn't, Moneyman, because it serves your Can't Miss Prospects right that they got stripped off the gold for cheating. Money - That's what I was trying to explain to Ms. O'Neill over here, that they should at least be part of the title match tonight. But she isn't budging one bit, so I'll tell you this. And you better pay attention, Ms. O'Neill, because you might be booking more than tag matches tonight. (pauses) Valiant, do you want a shot at Squeeky McClean's North American title at Supreme Challenge? You can get that...if you defeat Des Davids tonight in singles competition. You like it? Valiant - I LOVE it. Hannah - Sounds good, but if my Valiant loses, he gets to remain in the Nothing to Lose ladder match, right? Valiant - Don't worry about it, Hannah. Davids is going DOWN tonight, and about time he did after all he's done to American Machine. Money - And you, Giedroyc, I have chosen YOU to be my opponent tonight. Defeat me and you're the interim Number One Contender for Supreme Heavyweight. Lose to me, then Ms. O'Neill can proceed with whatever contender match she wants. Giedroyc - Time 'ta come Crashing On...the right way. Money (to O'Neill) - So, how about it, Beej? Does that sound like a plan? Does that sound like Money? O'Neill - Guess it does, Rich, but Hannah's right. Both men remain booked for the Nothing to Lose match at Supreme Challenge if they lose.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Zim Rants About Randy B. (66/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ZimmyBumfhole_alt.jpg</div> We now move on to the next match of the night, and courtesy of the SWF App (which Duane Fry is eagerly shilling), those who downloaded the app were able to see this clip on Saturday, at Master of Puppets. But for the benefit of those who would rather ignore the announcers' pleas to download the damn app, here's The Zim's post-match promo from MoP... The Zim - No matter what the referee said, no matter whose back came crashing against the table, it's pretty obvious, Randy...I won the first round. Because here I am, walkin' around like nothing ever happened, while you...are in dire need of medical attention. Isn't that right, Asher? (Asher Ginsberg nods his head in the background) But since I too would like my hand raised in victory, I would like to invoke our rematch clause and see you NEXT TUESDAY on Supreme TV. Let's see how well you do without your precious little tables helpin' you out. (pauses to do his signature pelvic thrusts) BOO-YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Randy Bumfhole vs The Zim (w/Asher Ginsberg) (78/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RandyBumfholealt.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ZimmyBumfhole_alt.jpg</div> - The weirdness continues for the Vengeance and Ms. Chase-less Chase SinCorporated, as The Zim enters the ring accompanied by Asher Ginsberg to a <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/LeBi3tvYy3U?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Korn-A.D.I.D.A.S"></iframe></div></div>. Could we be seeing the birth of another heel tag team to replace the now-defunct Greed and Envy and 100% Boyz? - The Zim starts the match out quite strong, launching an impressive dropkick in the early goings, and setting Randy up for a legsweep as he tries to get up. ONE...KICKOUT! Still a long way to go in this one... - The open nature of this match is evident, as nobody seems to have a clear edge over the other. The Zim, however, isn't shy about having his cornerman for the night (or cornerman for good?) cheat on his behalf; Ginsberg climbs the apron at around 4:30 and meets a charging Randy Bumfhole with a forearm to the face. That sets Randy up for what could be a top-rope move from The Zim, but Randy gets up in time to counter that into a superplex! Darren Smith counts ONE...TWO...Asher Ginsberg distraction! - Again, Randy continues to gain momentum, and at the seven-minute mark, he appears to have the Bumfhole Buster ready for his brother. It connects, and Smith counts again. ONE...TWO...Ginsberg puts The Zim's feet on the ropes! Smith asks the Hungry, Hungry Hipster to beat it or risk getting his stable-mate disqualified. - Unfortunately for Randy B., The Zim would emerge the better man in this rematch, landing a surprise Bumfhole in One off a missed leg lariat attempt. Smith counts ONE...TWO...THREE, and it's a heartbreaking loss for the younger (as recently admitted) Bumfhole! WINNER - The Zim in 8:33</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Captain Atomic Rants About Eisen (73/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpg</div> It's time for another round of Force-esque psychobabble from Captain Atomic, as he stands in the ring with Jungle Lord, waiting for The Eisen Entourage and The Awesomeness to make their entrances for the tag title match... Atomic - POETIC JUSTICE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE POETIC SINCE THE HALCYON DAYS OF ENGLISH ROMANTIC POETRY, RENAISSANCE POETRY, POETRY IN MOTION AND THE DEAD...POETS...SOCIETYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! DISHONESTY IS, WAS, AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN THE BEST POLICY FOR THE RULE-BREAKING RUFFIAN RAPSCALLIONS OF THE EISEN ENTOURAGE, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THE EGOCENTRIC EGOMANIAC ERIC EISEN HIMSELF!!!!! SO GO ON AND BRING IT ON AND BANG A GONG, EISEN ENTOURAGE, BECAUSE HERO SQUAD IS BACK ON THE SAME PAGE AND READY TO GET RAAAAAADIOOOOOOOOO...AAAAAAAAAACTIVEEEEEEEE!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! Jungle Lord - HERO SQUAD WIN!!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Hero Squad vs The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs The Eisen Entourage (w/Eric Eisen) - SWF World Tag Team title match (60/C-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball-1_zpsdd69200f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BulldozerBrandon_alt6_zps0941735d.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FreddyHuggins_zpsdafa29d9.jpg</div> - The Eisen Entourage starts off this match clearly pissed off, as Uprising GM/SWF Deputy Commissioner BJ O'Neill had stripped their number one contender status off for their blatant cheating on the last Uprising. As such, "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith is especially vicious in his attacks on the new-look Huey Cannonball. As Smith covers Cannonball following a running powerslam, Peter Michaels correctly points out that while they may have lost top contender status, a win for The Eisen Entourage would give them the titles AND see them defend the belts at Supreme Challenge XXXIII. Meanwhile, Cannonball kicks out after the two-count. - Jungle Lord is tagged in at 1:20, and he indeed appears to have found his mojo again. The fans count along as Jungle Lord mounts punch after punch after punch on Franklin D. Huggins III and threatens to go after Eric Eisen, who's cheering his Entourage on from ringside. - The Awesomeness don't show much in the opening minutes, but a Stage Dive from Jeff Stardust on Jungle Lord gives them a good shot of winning at around 3:40. Ric Young counts ONE...TWO...but Dozer Smith breaks up the count! Jungle Lord uses this opportunity to crawl to his corner and try to tag Captain Atomic, and he does. - At 5:50, we see that The Eisen Entourage hasn't been affected by their punishment, as Franklin Huggins deliberately attempts to step in to double-team Captain Atomic. As Young warns Huggins, Eric Eisen sneaks into the ring and uses the giant Tau Alpha Epsilon frat paddle to clobber Captain Atomic! Eisen vaults over the top rope and returns to his corner, Dozer goes for the cover, and Young starts counting. ONE...TWO...save from Jefferson Stardust, who elbows Dozer from behind, much to the delight of the crowd! - At around 8:00, we see just what the future might hold for the young rock star wannabes The Awesomeness. As Captain Atomic tries to tag Jungle Lord in, Huey and Jeff go for the Shock and Awe on a fallen Dozer, and it connects! ONE...TWO...KICKOUT from Dozer, and Jungle Lord's tagged back in! - The hot-tagged Jungle Lord enters with a head of steam, and he cleans house on everyone, may it be The Awesomeness or The Eisen Entourage. Pretty soon, all six men are in the ring, but the illegal men exit in time and avoid the dreaded no-contest. At 9:40, Huey Cannonball and Franklin Huggins, legal men for their respective sides, simultaneously attempt their respective finishers - the Cannonball Run and the Huggins Kiss - but Jungle Lord dodges them both, and somehow, Cannonball and Huggins bump into each other! Jungle Lord chooses Huggins as his victim and lands a reverse neckbreaker on him. The Wildman's got FD3 covered, the leg is hooked, and Ric Young's counting. ONE...TWO...THREE! HERO SQUAD WIN!!! WINNERS - Hero Squad in 9:54. Hero Squad are the NEW SWF World Tag Team champions.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Can't Miss Prospects Beat Down on Hero Squad (66/C+) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MarcDuBois.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpg</div> Eric Eisen may have won the battle versus Jungle Lord weeks ago, but Hero Squad has won the war. For the first time in quite a while, Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord are doing the Dance of Joy, but the celebration is broken up when The Can't Miss Prospects run in on the new champs and beat down on them! "THIS IS OUR GOLD!", snarls Davids as the Prospects stand over the fallen Hero Squad and take their belts.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Allied Forces Save Hero Squad From Beatdown (64/C)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MarcDuBois.jpg</div> Just as The Can't Miss Prospects are about to seriously inflict damage on Hero Squad by attacking them with the tag team belts, Valiant and Jack Giedroyc come running out from the locker room and cause the Prospects to beat a hasty retreat! The Can't Miss Prospects still have the belts as The Allied Forces, who have indefinitely removed themselves from the tag title hunt, help Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord back to their feet. Meanwhile, Duane Fry defends The Can't Miss Prospects' action, saying that BJ O'Neill, being nothing more than a stand-in for Barry Bowen, has no authority to strip the titles off of them, so they were right in stealing the belts.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Valiant (w/Hannah) vs Des Davids (w/Marc DuBois) (56/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpg</div> - After the commercial break, we move on to the next match, as Des Davids and cornerman Marc DuBois hit the ring, still in illegal possession of the tag team gold. Aside from this match being a grudge match between Valiant and the man who (kayfabe) ended American Machine's career, it's also important for Valiant, as he shall get a chance at the North American title at Supreme Challenge should he defeat Davids. - Despite both men's history against each other, this is the first time they've actually faced each other in the ring, and it soon becomes apparent why. Without anyone to tag, Valiant and Davids have horrid chemistry in the ring, and fans don't take long to cotton on to the fact that both men have botched a number of moves in the opening minutes. Making matters worse is Davids' ill-timed decision to go for a Quarterback Sack at 2:40. Too early for the finisher, and Valiant kicks out at one and a half to drive that point home. - The bad wrestling continues at 4:00, as Valiant's spear variation, the Patriot Missile, is badly off-target, sending the patriot to a hangman position when that wasn't supposed to be the case. Davids takes advantage by choking Valiant against the second rope until Jez McArthuer tells him to stop. - Davids shows his brute strength by knocking Valiant out with an European uppercut at 5:40 - as he doesn't normally get too fancy with his basic moves, this is one of the few bright spots in the match. Davids, unfortunately, goes for a lazy-looking sidewalk slam and an even lazier-looking cover. ONE...TWO...kickout from Valiant and these two bitter rivals better start acting like it! - Valiant starts getting seriously on the offensive at 7:20, as he counters a vertical suplex attempt from Davids and recovers in time from the earlier attacks to unload some forearms and fists on the bigger man. Davids cannot believe what's going on as Valiant prepares to set him up for a V-Split! McArthuer counts ONE...TWO...but gets distracted by a complaining Marc DuBois. - After a brief moment of offense from Davids, Valiant goes for another V-Split off a missed (or botched?) Touch Down attempt, and mercifully ends the match at 10-and-a-half. ONE...TWO...THREE! Blame it on the chemistry. Such a tense rivalry deserved much better. WINNER - Valiant in 10:28. Valiant to face Squeeky McClean for the SWF North American title at Supreme Challenge XXXIII.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Money Gets Ready (79/B)</div> Rich Money is seen walking to the ring with his new - and official - valet, Lisa Bowen accompanying him for the first time. As established on Master of Puppets, Lisa is indeed the Commish's daughter, though many SWF Galaxy members have known that for a while...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money (w/Lisa Bowen) (79/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_alt1.jpg</div> - As stipulated earlier, Jack Giedroyc stands to be Rich Money's opponent for Supreme Heavyweight at Supreme Challenge, should he win. If he doesn't, then he still has a Nothing to Lose ladder match to look forward to - just like the ladder match at February's PPV, the prize would be a contract that can be cashed in any time within the next 12 months for a title shot. But unlike the NtL PPV, which limited the cash-in to World Heavyweight, the winner of the upcoming contract can cash it in for any title of his choice. In short - Jack Giedroyc has nothing to lose when it comes to his participation in Supreme Challenge XXXIII. - But that doesn't mean Giedroyc is taking it easy on Money, as the feisty Brit formerly known as Rogue aggressively stakes out his foe, landing a few elbows and nearly setting Money up for a DDT. Money chooses to start slowly and wisely, and it isn't long before Giedroyc is wrapped up in a chinlock. - Business starts picking up at 3:30, as a cradle piledriver from Giedroyc sends the Moneyman to the mat. The announcers talk possible upset as Shane Stones counts ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! - Giedroyc finds his luck running out at 4:40, as an attempt to come Crashing On is countered into a facebuster attempt by Money! Giedroyc is seeing stars as Money rolls him over and goes for a cover. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! - A few minutes later, Money remains in control, and we also see what his girlfriend/manager Lisa Bowen can do at this point. A running clothesline from Money sends both men over the top rope, and once outside, Bowen repeatedly kicks Giedroyc in the head with her high heels. Stones warns Bowen about interfering as Money lets out a boisterous laugh. - A missed Bank Roll from Rich Money gives Giedroyc a chance to recover at the 8:20 mark, and when he does, the action starts swinging back and forth until 10:30. Giedroyc could win it after he hits the Crashing On and goes for a cover. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT WITH STONES' FIST MERE CENTIMETERS AWAY FROM THE THREE-COUNT! Giedroyc contests Stones' count even if he now looks to be playing it fair like all the other referees except Sam Sparrow. - Soon enough, Money's back in the thick of things, finally connecting on the Bank Roll but not able to put Giedroyc away just yet. He too appears to be dazed, and doesn't go for a cover just yet. But why? - Stones has a reputation among smarks as the easiest referee to distract, and he gets roped in by Spencer Spade, who has arrived at ringside to try and interfere. As Stones and Spade argue, Bowen rushes to her storyline boyfriend's aid and hands him one of her high heels. The argument between Stones and Spade continues, as Money rises to his feet and attacks Giedroyc, who is just getting up, with the foreign object! That's Spade's cue to stop arguing and for Stones to start counting. ONE...TWO...THREE! Giedroyc's consolation is that he remains part of the Nothing to Lose ladder match at Supreme Challenge. WINNER - Money in 12:48</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bruce and Faith Get Ready (79/B)</div> Jack Bruce and Christian Faith don't really hang out together too much, but the two veterans silently psyche each other up in the parking lot before Bruce breaks the silence by yelling "IT'S SHOW-TAAAAAAAHHHHHHHMMMMM!!!!" Faith couldn't help but smile as the two prepare to hit the ring.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Christian Faith and Jack Bruce vs Remo and Steve Frehley (89/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley.jpg</div> - The biggest pop of the night is reserved for Christian Faith driving his Harley inside the ring, with Jack Bruce riding in the back. Conversely, the arena saves their most vitriolic boos for the entry of Steve Frehley, who hits the ring separately from Remo. He appears to be yelling profanities at the fans in the front rows as the worked-out crowd jeers "FREHLEY SUCKS!" at the top of their lungs. - The match starts with Jack Bruce tangling up against Remo, though Faith is calling this match, yelling at Bruce (and at Remo as well) to "take it slow." As such, Remo and Bruce exchange rest holds for about a minute or so before tagging in their respective partners. - The crowd starts getting really hot once Faith and Frehley are in the ring - the two best friends turned bitter enemies clock each other with punches and no-sell the other's moves accordingly! Frehley, however, looks especially strong as he spears Faith to the mat and screams his trademark "Y'ALL AIN'T S---!" at Faith before going for the cover. ONE...KICKOUT! - After six minutes of open offense and a few false finishes, it's Frehley and Remo's time to shine. Actually, more like Remo's time to shine, as he gets tagged in following a fireman's carry slam from Frehley to Faith. Remo beats down on his fallen opponent, kicking him in the ribs and pulling him up to set up a gutwrench suplex. Jez McArthuer counts as Remo covers Faith...ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! - We see more brutality from Remo who, despite repeated attempts from Frehley, refuses to tag his partner in. Faith, on the other hand, is doing his darndest to psyche himself into a Faith-Up, or at least find enough energy to tag Bruce in. He finds the right time to gather up those reserves at 11:00, as he starts feeling the rush from the "WE HAVE FAITH!" cheers and launches into a Faith-Up! Bruce hasn't been tagged in for a while, but he nonetheless supports Faith, as he starts no-selling Remo's moves... - Faith is on a roll now, ducking a clothesline attempt from Remo, then sending the Alpha Dog hard against the turnbuckle with an Irish whip. At this point, he tags Bruce in, and the Cream of the Crop is ready to rock! He sends Remo down with an enzuigiri, and as Remo tries to get up, he gets a Big Boot for his troubles, followed by a running elbowdrop! ONE...TWO...of course, this is a kickout, but we've got more to come... - Remo is obviously in trouble, but he's still adamantly refusing to tag Frehley, who can't take much more of getting frozen out! But Remo isn't in trouble much longer, as he lands the Destroyer on Bruce at 14:20. And what a Destroyer it was! Jason Azaria believes that move could possibly end it. ONE...TWO...BRUCE KICKS OUT!!!! Remo gets in Jez McArthuer's face to complain about a slow count... - Just as Remo is pleading his case to McArthuer, an irate Frehley enters the ring and lands a Frehley's Comet on the Alpha Dog! McArthuer doesn't call for the bell, but threatens to as Frehley returns to his corner without question. Frehley's attack on his own teammate gives Bruce a golden opportunity to tag Faith back in... - Faith gets tagged in at the 15:30 mark, and it would appear that all he has to do is to go for the Leap of Faith on Remo. That's exactly what he does, landing his signature move on the fallen Alpha Dog. ONE...TWO...THREE! Christian Faith, just like Jack Bruce, now has a chance to go for a record-setting fifth SWF World Heavyweight title at Supreme Challenge XXXIII! WINNER - Faith and Bruce in 15:50. The win makes the World Heavyweight title match at Supreme Challenge a four-way - Faith vs Bruce vs Remo vs Frehley.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Frehley Destroys Three Victims (75/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo.jpg</div> Not satisfied with costing his own team the win by attacking Remo, Frehley adds insult to injury by hitting another Comet on Remo, then bashing Faith and Bruce with repeated chair shots as they brawl it out just a few feet away from Aegalaeus Position! Before more reinforcements can be called in to stop the carnage, Frehley tosses the chair aside carelessly and screams insults back at the booing fans before returning to the locker room. The announcers call for a commercial break and tease a closing promo from Angry Gilmore as the cameras focus on Bruce and Faith laid out on the ramp post-beatdown.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Gilmore Rants About Khoklov (79/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore.jpg</div> The show closes with Tom "Angry" Gilmore in the ring with his wife Jessie - Gilmore appears to be limping around as he walks around the ring, but other than that, he looks all clear for action next week. Gilmore (starting out softly as usual) - So I've been told I face Eric Eisen next week for a shot at interim number one contender for Supreme Heavyweight. So I've been told by MISTER Bowen's slave...and I do think of Ms. O'Neill as such despite her good intentions...that I could have another shot at Rich Money at Supreme Challenge XXXIII should I win that match. For that, BJ, I thank you. I thank you, Ms. O'Neill...for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! GIVEN THE NATURE OF HOW I LOST THAT TITLE MATCH AT MASTER OF PUPPETS, I DESERVE NO LESS THAN AN OUTRIGHT REMATCH AT SUPREME CHALLENGE, IF NOT NEXT WEEK ON SUPREME TV!!! (pauses as the camera focuses on his eyes, burning with anger) Jessie - Tom, you're scaring me...perhaps you should take that match for what it is... Gilmore - I'm not done yet, Jessie, so please, let me finish what I've got to say before butting in on me. (pauses) But you know something? I think I want something else at Supreme Challenge. I think I want to make Rich Money my second priority and turn my attention to somethin', no, make that someone more worthy of putting the fear of Gilmore into. So listen good, Ms. O'Neill...and you too, MISTER Bowen, if you're watching from the hospital, future father-in-law of that vile and deplorable Rich Money. I. Want. Khoklov. And I don't care if I wrestle twice in one night and put my body on the line like I've done so many times in the past...I WANT THAT RUSSIAN MONSTER IN THE RING WITH ME AND I WANT TO KICK HIS STINKIN' ASS INTO OBLIVION!!! Sticking his nose into my business and nearly puttin' me on the shelf for months...good thing I got cleared to wrestle next week. (pauses, and once again glares on intently while speaking the next few sentences in a sarcastically cheery tone) So there you have it. Ms. O'Neill, your patronizing offer of an interim contender match against Eisen is accepted. Everybody knows anyway who walked away the better man back when we were fightin' for North American. I will gladly step in for Nicky Champion should he still be less than a hundred percent at Supreme Challenge, and I will beat the living s--- out of Rich Money. But I will not rest easy. (shakes his head) No, I will not rest easy at all...until I PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO MARAT KHOKLOV!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF PERFECTLY CLEAR, MISTER BOWEN AND MISS O'NEILL?!?!? Having said all that, Mr. and Mrs. Gilmore leave the ring as the credits start rolling and the announcers start saying their goodbyes. Indeed, the road to Supreme Challenge XXXIII is getting more interesting as the weeks go by!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Supreme TV Grade - 84/B+ TCW Total Wrestling Grade - 81/B Increased Popularity in 3 Regions SWF Supreme TV Rating - 14.62</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · May 23, 2013

SWF High Stakes Centerpiece Bridge (Mid-Atlantic) Wednesday, June 19, 2013 (Week 3) CAST: (Rookie - Mentor) Nate "Fro Sure" Lee - Steve Frehley Lazarus McKenzie - Eric Eisen Kirk Jameson - Chris Morrisette Calum Nelson - Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord (Hero Squad) Ryan Turner - Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust (The Awesomeness) Dave Newton - Rich Money Jimi Adams - James Prudence Tommy "Scythe" Alexander - Brandon James HIGH STAKES: <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Nelson and Jungle Lord Argue (48/D-)</div> Once again, Eve Runcord is backstage interviewing Calum Nelson, but this time she's dressed more conservatively to avoid any further strip humiliation attempts. Nelson hypes himself as usual, saying that Jungle Lord was lucky to get away with the win, and that one day he'll be wearing World Heavyweight gold around his waist and on top of the modeling world, while the cartoony Hero Squad will be nothing but child-friendly dorks appearing in comic conventions with nobody lining up to get their autographs. Jungle Lord doesn't take this sitting down, as he's got his jungle mojo back... Jungle Lord - Calum Nelson say what? Nelson - Calum Nelson say you're one lucky dweeb, Jungle Lord. And Calum Nelson say, drop the freakin' charade, man! Everybody knows you can speak straight English! Jungle Lord - Jungle Lord no appreciate! Calum want rematch? Huh? Calum want rematch? <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Nelson and Jungle Lord Booked Against Newton and Money (63/C)</div> The argument is broken up by head trainer/main authority figure Rory McCallum, who informs the two "fellas" Jungle Lord and Calum Nelson that they shall be booked in a rookie/mentor tag match against Dave Newton and Rich Money in tonight's main event. Nelson and Jungle Lord stare each other down for a few seconds before Nelson storms off, spitting out a bratty-sounding "I hate you" at his co-mentor. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Frehley Psyches Up Lee (56/D+)</div> Steve Frehley and rookie Nate Lee are backstage, preparing for the latter's match against Ryan Turner. As it turns out, Lee and Turner have bonded since the start of High Stakes despite their conflicting tastes in music, and both men have agreed to help each other out in their respective musical projects. Frehley would have none of that, and he tells Lee that he is going to cut an angry promo about that "cracker" Turner and what a preening, no-substance pretty boy he is. Lee balks, and asks Frehley why he did what he did to Christian Faith and Nicky Champion. Frehley reacts by slapping Lee in the face and telling him to "mind your own f---in' business." With that, Lee reluctantly heads to the ring to cut his promo... <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Lee Rants About Turner (26/E)</div> Now that he's in the ring, Nate "Fro Sure" Lee does as he's told and rants about his good friend - and now opponent - Ryan Turner. He seems to stumble over his lines, and whether this is just a work or an actual case of nerves, we don't know. With Frehley watching from the wings, Lee tries to amp things up by telling Turner "I never really liked you, man, and your band will never make it anywhere outside of Kam-f---in'-loops or whatever you call your Canadian hick town!" Frehley looks contented as the camera focuses on him outside. <div style="text-align:center;">Nate Lee (w/Steve Frehley) vs Ryan Turner (w/The Awesomeness) (28/E)</div> Tonight's first match is a battle of rap versus metal, and like the two musical genres pre-Beastie Boys, they don't seem to click - Lee and Turner don't have much in-ring chemistry to speak of. Turner gives it his all, but botches a corkscrew and eventually gets wiped out with a Sure Thing at close to five minutes. By the time the match is over, the hot crowd at Centerpiece seems all ready to s--- on the two promising, yet raw-as-sushi rookies. WINNER - Lee in 4:51 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Frehley Destroys Lee and Turner (34/E)</div> After the match, Lee attempts to make amends and explain to the fallen Turner that he was forced to say what he said earlier, but Frehley won't have any of it - he orders Lee to destroy that "homeless man's Jack Bruce." Lee refuses to do as he is told and pays for it, when Frehley lets loose with the Comet, first on Lee, then on Turner! <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Frehley Destroys The Awesomeness (59/D+)</div> The Awesomeness, seeing their rookie getting annihilated, run in to save Turner, but Frehley seemingly cannot be stopped - he spears Jefferson Stardust, and lands a crushing powerbomb on Huey Cannonball! He threatens to do the same to Peter Michaels (and a cowering Katie Cameron) as he storms back to the locker room, once again getting confrontational with the fans screaming "FREHLEY SUCKS!!!" until their throats are hoarse. <div style="text-align:center;">James Prudence and Jimi Adams vs Eric Eisen and Lazarus McKenzie (44/D-)</div> This is the first of two rookie/mentor tag team matches for the evening, and it's good to see some decent wrestling after the abortion that was Lee vs Turner. "James Squared", as Katie Cameron calls them, has their share of moments, including a near-pin on Eric Eisen following a double plancha on the Supremacist. But the match is eventually won by the Eisen/McKenzie duo in slightly less than seven minutes, as Eisen counters a top-rope move from Adams and lands the Supremacy on the youngster. WINNERS - Eisen and McKenzie in 6:52 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Eisen and McKenzie Rant About Prudence and Adams (45/D-)</div> Eisen demands a microphone after his team wins the match, and starts his rant with a goofy-sounding "HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI, WIPEOUT!!!", as McKenzie backs him up by mouthing the riffs to the '60s instrumental classic from the Surfaris. Getting serious for a few moments, the Supremacist and the kayfabe Jamaican cut the standard promo about this win being the start of something big; Eisen refers to McKenzie as being "above High Stakes", and when McKenzie tries to follow up with a more level-headed statement, Eisen cuts him off and tells him to work on his in-ring and microphone skills before thinking of butting in. Even with the win, these two don't seem to get along too well... <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Jameson Gets Ready (21/E-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">Kirk Jameson (w/Chris Morrisette) vs Tommy Alexander (w/Brandon James) (33/E)</div> Brandon James joins Pete and Katie at the announce table, and, using his customary big words, hypes Tommy Alexander as the next great monster in the SWF. When asked about the state of Chase SinCorporated, James plays it coy, and redirects the conversation to Alexander, a.k.a. Scythe, who is in the process of getting schooled by Kirk Jameson. In this match, Alexander is able to cover Jameson after a stiff clothesline, but Jameson is far more impressive here, nearly making Alexander tap out from the Kirk-Hold (no thanks to a Brandon James distraction) and eventually winning with the Bull's Eye. WINNER - Jameson in 6:19 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - James and Alexander Beat Down on Morrisette (51/D-)</div> Unable to take much more of Peter Michaels and Katie Cameron's probing, Brandon James leaves the announce table after the match (and a commercial break), pulls Alexander to his feet, and the two launch a sneak assault on Chris Morrisette as they catch him alone in the locker room! Jameson is nowhere to be found - we are told that he's being tended to due to the abuse he took at Alexander's hands - and the beatdown is unexplained, except for the possibility of post-defeat rage. Still, this could be a setup for a James vs Morrisette feud, as both men are among the first few SWF Superstars confirmed for the next Nothing to Lose Ladder Match at Supreme Challenge XXXIII. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Nelson Gets Ready (27/E)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">Jungle Lord and Calum Nelson (w/Captain Atomic) vs Rich Money and Dave Newton (54/D)</div> In actuality, this is a solid match, but the crowd seems apathetic at this point due to the bad wrestling they saw from the likes of Nate Lee, Ryan Turner and Tommy Alexander. Rich Money looks like a million dollars here, no pun intended, as he seems the closest so far in terms of humbling the arrogant Calum Nelson. While Jungle Lord is able to score a near-pin on Dave Newton, the match is mostly about Hero Squad and Nelson's inability to get along; Nelson is arguing with Jungle Lord and Captain Atomic when Money surprises him from behind and attacks with a Money in the Bank (belly-to-back suplex) and goes for the cover. WINNERS - Money and Newton in 9:03 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Can't Miss Prospects Beat Down on Hero Squad (63/C)</div> The match is over when Des Davids and Marc DuBois charge from the stands (like they'd sometimes do when they were with Chase SinCorporated) and ambush Hero Squad in the ring! Money joins in to make it a 3-on-2, and Nelson, who exits the ring in time, just watches his mentors get beaten down by the former tag team champions, who obviously refuse to return the belts they stole on last Tuesday's Supreme TV. Before signing off, Peter Michaels remarks that "SOMEBODY OUGHT TO TEACH THAT CALUM NELSON KID A LESSON! HE'S JUST WATCHING HERO SQUAD GET BEAT UP ON!!!" WEEK THREE STANDINGS: Kirk Jameson - 3-0 Lazarus McKenzie - 2-1 Dave Newton - 2-1 Nate Lee - 2-1 Ryan Turner - 1-2 Calum Nelson - 1-2 Jimi Adams - 0-2 Tommy Alexander - 0-3 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 54/D SWF High Stakes Rating - 0.77</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · May 23, 2013

OOC - Uprising and the Week 4 prediction keys will be up tomorrow, but for now, KP Avatar's going direct-to-video on the first day of shooting for "Idealistic Teacher"!

And yes, it looks like Eric Eisen won't be paid main event money after all. Was able to negotiate $19,000-something instead of the $22,000-plus he's earning at the start of the game. And no other promotions seem to be interested.

<div style="text-align:center;">"They're Gonna Put Me in the Movies..."</div>

September 12, 1966

John Keating Preparatory, Chapel Hill, NC

4:20 p.m.

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It was my first day at the new school. John Keating Preparatory, in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. The year was 1966, and I was the first Negro student to be admitted to the prestigious prep school. After captaining one of the state's toughest offensive lines and breezing through my academics with straight A's, I was off to Keating Prep, and on my first day of school, everything seemed to be smooth sailing. Until...

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"Geez, I'm really sorry, man." I had accidentally bumped into the guy who kept giving all the correct answers in most of our classes earlier in the day. Seemed like a pretty nice fellow, really popular and friendly with his classmates. Strangely, though, he had my books in one hand and didn't appear to be smiling.

"You the coon who's supposed to be keepin' me from getting sacked?"

Okay, so this wasn't going to be such a breeze after all. "I already said I'm sorry," I said, not knowing what to do as Mr. Popular Kid's twin brother, who was also in my class and recited a lot, glared at my direction.

"Wrong answer, coon," said the twin with the books as more burly white students in their neatly-pressed uniforms started gathering around me. "Floyd Van Kelt, quarterback, Keating Prep. 3.98 grade point average and headed to Harvard in '67. Hundred-plus colleges dyin' to recruit me, but I'm going to Cambridge. And that's my brother Lloyd, our star fullback. He's a dunce. 3.71 GPA."

"Ah, f--- you, Floyd, y'all know I'm going to Harvard too." As I was about to find out, being a jerk ran in the family.

"And where do you think you're goin' to college, coon? Tar Heels? Wolfpack? Don't tell me Ivy League, coon, because number one, you don't have the brains. Number two, they don't like n-----s. Number three...ah, shit, what's that line again?"

"CUT!!!"

Friday, June 21, 2013

Some random high school in Chapel Hill, NC

4:22 p.m.

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"I've seen my share of sub-Roger Corman film acting skills and I've seen actors forget their lines, but this is RIDICULOUS! Which one of you two is Greg Gauge?", barked Adam Smithers, our no-name Alan Smithee of a director.

"I'm Greg," said the onscreen Part One, unmasked and wearing a snooty prep school uniform.

"Greg, you've got to immerse yourself in the character. You're 17 years old. You're top candidate for valedictorian. You're one of the state's best quarterbacks and the girls are crazy about you. But you want only one girl." Adam then pointed to Lisa Bowen, who was playing MY love interest and Greg's as well. She was making cutesy eyes at the director as he continued speaking. "And most of all, Greg...you're a RACIST. You don't sound convincing when you call Avatar racist names. You sound like you're cutting a goddamn wrestling promo, not acting like Mr. Big Man on Campus who's got a problem with blacks!"

"I dunno, Adam...I mean..."

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"He doesn't cut promos!", shot Ash Campbell, who had his hair back to its natural blonde color and his goatee shaved off.

"You're a wrestler who doesn't cut promos?" Adam was incredulous upon learning that neither Matt nor Greg Gauge had said a word on live TV since they were hired by the SWF. And they didn't speak either in the pre-show. They were the Parts Freakin' Unknown, masked jobbers extraordinaire!

"No, sir," admitted Part One, er...Greg. "See, we're masked wrestlers, and..."

"And you're horrible actors. Just horrible." Adam lit up what must have been his tenth cigarette in three hours, and opened another pack. Meanwhile, Huey Cannonball wanted to speak with me in private, and I was almost sure this was about Eric Eisen and/or the Klubb. I hoped Ash, Cam and the Gauges weren't getting suspicious at this point, because the Klubb was the last organization I wanted to join.

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"That Adam Smithers sure lives up to his name, doesn't he?", speculated Huey. "You know what I mean." He then proceeded to hum the theme to The Simpsons. Yes, I knew what he meant. But I wanted to cut to the chase.

"What do you want, Huey?"

"Eric's talking to the guy they got to direct The S.E.A.L. And he wants you to join the shooting in a couple Sundays."

"But Sunday...isn't that Uprising day?" I was still not interested in whatever Kool-Aid the Klubb wanted me to drink.

"Then no-show the taping! It's gonna be worth it, KP," said Huey. "Eric's taking a pay cut. For wrestling, that is. He's not gonna be booked on B-shows and his dad, I've heard, is gonna make up the difference by giving him big-time COO pay." Now that was a big surprise, because as far as the water cooler gossip was concerned, Mr. Eisen was originally insisting that Eric get main event money. Honestly, it didn't make much sense to me. But Huey did seem to be on to something...that I wasn't interested in.

"Here's the plan," said Huey, keeping his voice low so my rookie friends won't hear. "You're gonna be in TWO SWF Studios movies, and you just might get a part on The S.E.A.L. Think about it, man. You're earning jobber money. You could earn much more playing a small part on The S.E.A.L. than you would playing a major role in this piece-of-shit teen flick. Add it all up and you've got some serious dough to send home to Detroit...and maybe enough for you and Dawn to get your own place and settle down."

I decided to tell that snake-oil salesman exactly what I thought of his plan. "I think you want it to appear that I'm kissing ass again so I could get more money from the SWF Studios films. But I've got MY own backstage faction. Thanks, but no thanks, Huey."

Having said that, I returned to the set and back to where I belonged in the locker room - with my fellow rookies. If the Klubb wants me on their team, they'll have to try harder. Though that doesn't necessarily mean they'll succeed.

"Racist football players gang up on Avatar...TAKE 42!"

Eidenhoek · May 24, 2013

You linked to TVTropes. I hate you.

ampulator · May 24, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Eidenhoek" data-cite="Eidenhoek" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>You linked to TVTropes. I hate you.</div></blockquote> Eh, you can't appreciate a guy like 3rdStringPG like I would anyway.

3rdStringPG · May 24, 2013

SWF Uprising

North Carolina Biker Arena (Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, June 23, 2013 (Week 3)

DARK MATCH:

Remmy Skye d. Eddie Envy in 5:11 via Skye Diver

UPRISING:

ANGLE - Pearce Wins Bikini Contest (64/C)

It's that time of the year again, says Eric Eisen as he opens tonight's Uprising, for the 2013 edition of the Eric Eisen Invitational Bikini Contest! The four lovely ladies vying for the title this year are 24/7 Partay Dudez manager Kristen Pearce, Awesomeness manager and Uprising announcer Dawn the Cheerleader, High Concept manager Haley Buck (who is finally mentioned by name on TV) and last, but not least, the Moneywoman, Lisa Bowen. (Eric's term, not ours!) The winner, as usual, is the lady who gets the biggest audience reaction. Despite getting the most cheers from the audience, Dawn surprisingly loses to Pearce, and she isn't happy about it. Buck appears to be taking it well, while Bowen accuses Eisen of not being a tenth her father is as Commissioner when he was in power. A loud "DOLLAR SIGNS!" cheer can be heard as the crowd clamors for Emma Chase to strut her stuff instead.

ANGLE - Eisen and Dawn Argue (79/B)

Eisen continues hinting at what could be an Awesomeness vs Entourage feud (rather than Awesomeness vs Biggz in Japan) in the coming weeks as he accuses Dawn of kissing up to Uprising GM BJ O'Neill to get her boys the tag team title shot on the last Supreme TV. Dawn says it doesn't matter because neither the Entourage nor The Awesomeness won the titles, but what could matter is The Awesomeness moving back up the rankings and the Entourage falling into obscurity, just like Eisen's career. Double E is left in the ring with an "I GOT PWND" expression on his face, as his brother Jerry talks about Eric's upcoming interim number one contender match for Supreme Heavyweight on the next Supreme TV. Eric can be seen threatening Jerry following the latter's comment that Tom "Angry" Gilmore is the hands-down favorite to win that match...

Al Mothersbaugh vs John Greed (42/D-)

Rumor has it that Canadian newcomer Alan Parent, a.k.a. Al Mothersbaugh "from Kinston, North Carolina" (supposedly a local jobber) is among those being considered for High Stakes Season 2. We hope those rumors are untrue, because his wrestling is all over the place and the fans are all over his case. Greed wins this one easy with a Crash Diet before the four-minute mark.

WINNER - Greed in 3:43

ANGLE - Frederique Interviews Devine (56/D+)

As USPW hire/kayfabe Seattle grunge rocker Darryl Devine makes his way to the interview set for Let's Do the Freddy, the cameras pan in on a gaggle of teenage girls holding up a sign that reads "DARRYL, YOU'RE DEVINE!" Devine is playing the role of fan favorite to the hilt, interacting with the fans in the front row, and in his interview, he says he's honored to be main-eventing Uprising and given the chance to teach Squeeky McClean, a few lessons on playing fair. He says he's prepared for Squeeky's dirty tricks, and unlike in the lumberjack match on Master of Puppets, he won't have his Almighty Dollar buddies to fall back on. Overall, a bland set of lines for his first major promo, but Devine has the mic skills and charisma to back up his wrestling skills, and we should see more interesting promos in the weeks to come. Now if only he can stay healthy...

Lenny Brown vs Asher Ginsberg (w/The Zim) (36/D-)

Making his first appearance as a babyface, Lenny Brown has to deal with crickets chirping as he lands a couple early impact moves on Asher Ginsberg, who's got The Zim in his corner. However, the fact that The Zim is present at ringside means there's going to be a whole lot of cheating. And that involves bashing Brown with a chair as Darren Smith tried to send an interfering Spencer Spade back to the locker room. Ginsberg takes advantage of the intra-heel faction assist by covering Brown as soon as Spade's out of there.

WINNER - Ginsberg in 5:01

ANGLE - Frehley Beats Down on Brown (47/D-)

Steve Frehley hates rats, and he sees one in Lenny Brown, who had admitted the week before that it was the now-defunct 100% Boyz assisting Frehley in his beatdowns on Nicky Champion. Ginsberg and The Zim make a quick exit back to the locker room as Frehley relentlessly clobbers Brown to the point where he needs to be stretchered out of the ring. Having finished up the assault, Frehley continues baiting the angry Greenville crowd as the hatred continues against the recently-turned Dark Destroyer.

ANGLE - 24/7 Partay Dudez Rant About The Cali Dragons (47/D-)

Much to the delight of the male fans watching live on the Supreme-Tron and those who will be watching Uprising air tomorrow, Kristen Pearce is still clad in her two-piece swimsuit as her charges, the 24/7 Partay Dudez, sing an off-key song about The Cali Dragons and a certain "foreign object of desire." The Dragons have been quietly making a statement on Uprising as a tag team force to be reckoned with, but the Dudez have cooled off a bit after their initial winning streak. Still, the presence of A-Prime makes the Dudez a favorite in tonight's match, as suggested by the increasingly heelish Marvin Earnest. "Boy, I can't wait to see that A-Prime in the ring!", remarks Marvelous Marv.

ANGLE - Benson Impersonates Frehley (77/B-)

Due to the fact that Steve Frehley is extremely difficult to impersonate, Elmo Benson doesn't say anything - he just struts out there dressed like Steve Frehley, with Weird Al Yankovic's "White and Nerdy" playing in the background. Oh, he does yell "I AIN'T S---!" off-camera to make it clear whom he's supposed to be impersonating. One has to wonder whether another Frehley beatdown is forthcoming...

High Concept (w/Haley Buck) vs The Parts Unknown (55/D)

It's comedy time here on Uprising, and Marvin Earnest is not enjoying himself. Jerry Eisen and Dawn the Cheerleader (who's back in her cheerleader gear, natch) tell Earnest to lighten up as Elmo Benson unsuccessfully tries to imitate Frehley's brawling, high-impact style. As Greg Black admonishes Benson to take it serious, Benson (or "I.P. Frehley" as Black calls him) yells "BUT THOSE ARE JUST THE PARTS UNKNOWN!" That stops Part Two in his tracks as the masked jobbers show a bit of offense at the midway point. Still, the match ends with Greg pinning Matt - and by Greg, we're referring to Mr. Black, not Mr. Gauge. Game Over!

WINNERS - High Concept in 5:50

ANGLE - Frehley Beats Down on Benson (76/B-)

A few comments from the announcers as Steve Frehley "enjoys" his second beatdown of the night...

J. Eisen - That man is out of control. Can somebody please bring out a tranquilizer gun and shoot the Dark Destroyer?

Dawn - I was there when he attacked Nicky Champion and Christian Faith, and to be perfectly honest, I fear what could become of the SWF with Steve Frehley on such a rampage.

Earnest - This is how we fight on Uprising, baby! Look at that Dark Destroyer go. No mercy. No conscience. No regard for anyone's welfare whatsoever. That's the way of a champion. You may be looking at your next three-time World Heavyweight Champion, because Steve Frehley is taking no prisoners. Try saying that about Remo or Faith. Or Jack Bruce, especially. I mean, can you imagine Bruce winning the title with the killer instinct he's got, which is practically nonexistent? That's the man you want with the World Heavyweight title 'round his waist...Steve Frehley.

As Marvin Earnest has not yet "debuted", his heel turn takes effect immediately. That was easy.

Robbie Retro vs Roger Cage (40/D-)

The comedy continues as Robbie Retro, the disco-dancing '70s throwback, backs up a bit as his opponent, Roger Cage, enters the ring. As we all know, Cage's gimmick is that of a '60s-style "hippie-crite" who apparently smells the part. Just like '60s hard rock and '70s disco, Cage and Retro aren't clicking, and this match contains enough bad spots to fill a wrestling botch compilation video. This match runs for seven minutes too long, as Cage surprises Retro with the Cage Rage to an apathetic crowd.

WINNER - Cage in 7:26

ANGLE - 24/7 Partay Dudez and The Platinum Blondes Brawl (41/D-)

Once again, the Partay Dudez appear to be illicitly helping themselves to Carl Batch's Hired Officers of Entertainment and Sexuality, and once Batch's Platinum Blondes take offense, we've got a backstage donnybrook to further move this lukewarm feud forward. Even if the Blondes win the feud, it doesn't look like enough to get them back on the flagship show...

Joshua Taylor vs Bart-San (w/Brett-San and Koshiro Ino) (57/D+)

Now this is an Uprising feud that could be getting somewhere, perhaps as far as Supreme Challenge XXXIII! The babyface in that feud is Joshua Taylor, who believes he can end Koshiro Ino's winning streak, but for now he's facing Jobber-San the younger, the former Bart Biggz/Biggins. Bart-San's come a long way in terms of skill, but he remains unable to keep up with Taylor, a TCW veteran like Ino and a strong technical wrestler with great psychology. Bart-San's only offense comes as a result of distraction/interference from his brother and mentor, and in the end, he taps out to Taylor's Butterfly Lock at seven minutes.

WINNER - Taylor in 7:03

ANGLE - Ino Beats Down on Taylor (69/C+)

With Bart-San and Brett-San standing by, Koshiro Ino leaps into the ring and savagely attacks Taylor as Ric Young has his hand raised in victory. It's a fast and furious "sending a message" beatdown, and next week we could be seeing Taylor back on the A-show, as it's been rumored Ino will be wreaking havoc regularly on Supreme TV starting next week.

The Cali Dragons vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Kristen Pearce and A-Prime) (50/D)

The Partay Dudez hit the ring to a louder chorus of boos than what they're used to, and it's apparent why - the kayfabe boy band, which normally enters in baggy pants and open shirts, is dressed up for the beach just like their manager, Kristen Pearce. That makes them fair game to blow flying kisses to the crowd and do their synchronized moves at ringside before entering the ring. This match is a wide-open battle between two young, rising tag teams, but it may be a bit too dragging for the fans, who aren't used to seeing either the Dragons or the Dudez wrestle for more than 7-8 minutes. The Dudez try several times to interfere but get foiled by referee Shane Stones, and finally succeed towards the end; as Pearce contests what she claims is an illegal tag from Frankie Perez to Mikey James, A-Prime enters the ring to smash James with the Foreign Object of Desire - a 30-inch-tall framed and autographed photo of the 24/7 Partay Dudez! Stones doesn't catch it, and as he counts to three, the Dudez continue their climb up the tag team ladder.

WINNERS - 24/7 Partay Dudez in 10:16

ANGLE - The Platinum Blondes Chase 24/7 Partay Dudez (46/D-)

Whether the fans like it or not, it's another beatdown...but no, it isn't! The Platinum Blondes run towards the ring as the Partay Dudez do their victory lip sync-and-dance, but before they can actually beat down on their Uprising rivals, the Dudez are out of there, running back to the locker room as The Platinum Blondes give chase. A-Prime tries to attack James Prudence with a lariat, but misses; the angry look in his eye could be a sign we could be seeing him in action soon. VERY soon.

ANGLE - Devine Gets Ready (45/D-)

This is a non-title match pitting North American champ Squeeky McClean versus the youngster from Seattle, ex-USPW jobber Darryl Devine. Marv Earnest constantly refers to Devine as a "moonlighter" and a "dabbler" who should stick to playing music and repeatedly disregards Jerry Eisen's comments that Devine does indeed wrestle and did indeed work "in Miami with Nicky Champion." Earnest ignores this by saying "I don't even think Devine is much of a drummer." (In real life, he isn't.) Moving on to the match, Devine repeatedly frustrates McClean, escaping from the Clean Out at 3:50, kicking out of the Stain Removal at 7:15 and getting the fans popped at 8:40 with a Devine Dream Drop - he couldn't quite cover McClean after that, due to Spencer Spade distracting him from outside! Eventually, Squeeky wins this relatively clean with the Stain Removal, though this was quite a tough win for him given the pluckiness of the new guy from USPW.

WINNER - McClean in 10:42

Overall Grade - 65/C
Uprising Rating - 0.87

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