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<p>A special guest of ours backstage took a swing at Carl Batch, right in front of me. I did nothing. Until Carl turned away that is, then I high-fived him.</p><p> </p><p>

**** that sellout.</p><p> </p><p>

Also, JOJI was in Japan tonight, working for BCG. Which I'm cool with, he gave me plenty of notice.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Project NEXT Where The Wild Things Are</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 September 2015</p><p>

Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendance 72</p><p> </p><p>

1. Ash Campbell comes out to demand to know why Rhino Umaga is facing Murder Dragon tonight and instead of him. Director Gregg comes out to remind Ash that she, not Ash, is the authority of Project NEXT, and she wants Rhino Umaga in the main event. She does have a match for Ash however, a special challenge. She then announces that he'll face the newly appointed Deputy Director, the legendary JD MORGAN!</p><p>

2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Paranoia defeated Zachary Inc in 6:17 by pinfall with a Freak Out.</p><p>

3. In an extremely poor match, Tennessee William and Magwitch defeated Brimstone and Sammy The Shark in 12:02 when Tennessee William defeated Sammy The Shark by pinfall with a Devil's Crossroad.</p><p>

4. Maria Guest cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Fuyuko Higa.</p><p>

5. In an extremely poor match, Fuyuko Higa defeated Maria Guest in 5:38 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 2 of her Project NEXT Women's title. </p><p>

6. Ash Campbell cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with JD Morgan.</p><p>

7. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, JD Morgan defeated Ash Campbell in 10:20 by pinfall when Ash goes up for the Shooting Star, but Director Gregg grabs his leg allowing for JD to hit him with a kendo stick and superplex him for a three count.</p><p>

8. Rhino Umaga has an interview in which he taunts Murder Dragon.</p><p>

9. FOG MACHINE~! for Murder Dragon</p><p>

10. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Murder Dragon defeated Rhino Umaga in 12:01 by submission with a Hangman's Noose. Murder Dragon makes defence number 3 of his Project NEXT World title. </p><p>

11. Sammy the Shark and JD Morgan enter the ring to attack Murder Dragon, causing Ash Campbell to come out to make the save, only to get Rhino Charged by a recovering Rhino Umaga. Shark, Morgan, Umaga, and Director Gregg stand tall in the ring to end the show.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: E+</p><p> </p><p>

Speech: JD Morgan told awesome, Rhino told awesome, Carl Batch told worthless.</p>

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JOJI is gone. He's focusing on his BCG career and the flights to and from Japan are cutting down on his workout time. It's cool though, I might hire him again if BCG doesn't work out.

 

Meanwhile both Sammy The Shark and Tennessee William are no-shows. Sigh.

 

Project NEXT Run To The Hills

Saturday Week 4 November 2015

Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendence 71

 

1. We start with "Rock Chick" Roxy Kitten and Irwin Gutmann, dressed in black leather and T-shirts. Roxy introduces herself as a death metal singer, and Irwin is the drummer in her band. And tonight they're going to bring some brutality to Project NEXT!

2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Irwin Gutmann defeated Paranoia in 6:01 by submission with a Tiger Sleeper.

3. Natalie DiMarco cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Fuyuko Higa.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Fuyuko Higa defeated Natalie DiMarco in 5:42 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 3 of her Project NEXT Women's title.

5. Director Gregg had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Rhino Umaga and Ash Campbell.

6. In an extremely poor match, Rhino Umaga and Magwitch defeated Ash Campbell and Zachary Inc in 11:34 when Rhino Umaga defeated Zachary Inc by pinfall with a Rhino Charge. During the match we also had JD Morgan run in and attack Campbell. Carl Batch was dressed in a judo gi for some reason.

7. It's time... for... FOG MACHINE~!

8. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Murder Dragon defeated Brimstone in 12:12 by pinfall with a Bullet Rebuttal. Murder Dragon makes defence number 4 of his Project NEXT World title.

9. Rhino Umaga and JD Morgan hit the ring, but so does Ash Campbell, and the four of them brawl in the ring, ending in a stalemate.

 

Grade: E-

Ash told awesome, Rhino told awesome, Carl Batch told worthless.

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<p>DOUBLESHOT HYPE~!</p><p> </p><p>

We're going to have a tag team tournament during our doubleshot, with the following teams:</p><p> </p><p>

The Establishment (Rhino Umaga and Sammy The Shark)</p><p>

Musical Chairs (Tennessee William and Irwin Gutmann)</p><p>

Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me (Paranoia and Magwitch)</p><p>

Money To Burn (Brimstone and Zachary Inc)</p><p> </p><p>

The first two matches will take place night one, the second night two.</p><p> </p><p>

There will also be women's title matches involving Tony Parisi and Roxy Kitten.</p><p> </p><p>

Also, night one, JD Morgan will go one on one with Murder Dragon for the World Title. The winner of that match, whomever it may be, will face Ash Campbell night two, in an "X-Mas Surprise Wheel" match.</p><p> </p><p>

The possible options on the wheel:</p><p>

1. Burning Ropes Deathmatch</p><p>

2. No Ropes Barbed Wire Deathmatch</p><p>

3. Light Tubes and Glass Panels Deathmatch</p><p>

4. Falls Count Anywhere In Boston Match</p><p>

5. Luchas Del Apuestas Match</p><p>

6. Landmine Deathmatch</p><p>

7. Taipei Deathmatch</p><p>

8. Fear Factor Deathmatch</p><p> </p><p>

(and yes, the stipulation will be random)</p>

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<p><strong>Project NEXT Brace Yourselves</strong></p><p>

Friday Week 4 December 2015</p><p>

Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendance: 57</p><p> </p><p>

1. Director Gregg and The Establishment (Rhino, Sammy, and Morgan) declare that 2015 will end with complete dominance from their group, and it will be clear that if you don't follow the Director's agenda, you'll end up in the gutter with the rest of the garbage, and vow that this doubleshot weekend will be the end of not only Murder Dragon, but also Ash Campbell.</p><p>

2. Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Money To Burn.</p><p>

3. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me defeated Money To Burn in 8:55 when Paranoia defeated Brimstone by pinfall with a Freak Out. Carl Batch was dressed like a jester for this match.</p><p>

4. Roxy Kitten had an interview hyping her team of Musical Chairs taking on The Establishment in a tag match.</p><p>

5. In an extremely poor match, The Establishment defeated Musical Chairs in 10:19 when Rhino Umaga defeated Irwin Gutmann by pinfall with a Rhino Charge.</p><p>

6. Toni Parissi cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Fuyuko Higa.</p><p>

7. In an extremely poor match, Toni Parissi defeated Fuyuko Higa in 8:23 by pinfall with a Swinging Neckbreaker. Toni Parissi wins the Project NEXT Women's title. </p><p>

8. JD Morgan has an interview in which he taunts Murder Dragon.</p><p>

9. FOG MACHIIIIIINE~!</p><p>

10. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Murder Dragon defeated JD Morgan in 10:12 by pinfall with a Food For Thought. Murder Dragon makes defence number 5 of his Project NEXT World title. </p><p>

11. The X-Mas Surprise Wheel is rolled by Director Gregg... Murder Dragon will face Ash Campbell in... a Falls Count Anywhere In Boston Match!</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: E+</p><p>

Speech: Rhino Awesome, JD Awesome, Batch Insulted</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Project NEXT Winter Is Coming</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 December 2015 </p><p>

Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendance: 67</p><p> </p><p>

1. We open to see Ash Campbell about to enter the building in his street clothes, and his phone rings. He looks at it, then turns to the cameraman filming him, giving him 20 bucks and telling him to follow him around for the show.</p><p>

2. Roxy Kitten had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Irwin Gutmann and Zachary Inc.</p><p>

3. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Irwin Gutmann defeated Zachary Inc in 5:51 by submission with a Tiger Sleeper.</p><p>

4. Tennessee William cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Brimstone.</p><p>

5. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Brimstone defeated Tennessee William in 8:16 by pinfall with an Ashes To Ashes.</p><p>

6. The Establisment cut a backstage promo.</p><p>

7. In an extremely poor match, The Establishment defeated Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me in 12:29 when Rhino Umaga defeated Magwitch by pinfall with a Rhino Charge through a table, after JD Morgan ran in to DDT Paranoia onto the ring apron. Rhino Umaga and Sammy The Shark win the Project NEXT Tag Team Cup.</p><p>

8. Ash runs into Kurt Lovenkrantz as Kurt goes to the back to get some water. Ash points out the next match doesn't need him there, and asks Kurt to come with him. Kurt asks where are they going, but Ash simply says "To the Main Event."</p><p>

9. In an extremely poor match, Fuyuko Higa defeated Roxy Kitten and Toni Parissi in a Death Metal Ladder Match match in 10:02 when Fuyuko Higa retrieved the item. Fuyuko Higa wins the Project NEXT Women's title. </p><p>

10. The projector screen in Biker's Paradise that shows backstage interviews flicks to life after the intermission, showing Ash Campbell and Murder Dragon in Project NEXT's storage house, with the company's backup ring assembled. Kurt Lovenkrantz is also there. Ash explains that Murder Dragon figured that The Establishment were planning to ruin the main event by attacking both of them to hold up the title like what happened at Boston Massacre II. It's falls count anywhere in Boston, and the warehouse is in Boston! Director Gregg is at commentary, absolutely furious, and storms off. Murder Dragon was right, it seems!</p><p>

11. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Murder Dragon defeated Ash Campbell in a Falls Count Anywhere match in 12:04 by submission with an Innocent Sin. Murder Dragon makes defence number 6 of his Project NEXT World title. </p><p>

12. After the match the two shake hands. Ash opens an energy drink and passes one to Murder Dragon and Kurt. Dragon has a mask so he doesn't crack his open yet. Before they can relax though, the door to the warehouse opens, and The Establishment charge in, beating down both Murder Dragon and Ash Campbell. Director Gregg is with them, and she stands over Murder Dragon, and undoes his mask... OMG IT'S JIMMY THE RAZOR! NOBODY HAD SEEN HIM SINCE HE LOST THE TITLE! EVERYONE IS IN SHOCK! CUT TO BLACK TO END THE SHOW!</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: E</p><p>

Ash told awesome, JD told awesome, Rhino Umaga told awesome. (It's the holidays, I can yell at Carl Batch and call him a sellout later)</p><p>

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End of Year In Review:</p><p> </p><p>

Wrestler of the Year: Duane Stone</p><p>

Company of the Year: SOTBPW</p><p>

Team of the Year: Minnesota and Bloodstone</p><p>

Match of the Year: Champange Lover d. El Leon</p><p>

Show of the Year: SOTBPW Batalla De La Mascaras</p><p>

Young Wrestler: Sonny Wildside</p><p>

Veteran Wrestler: Bryan Vessey</p><p>

Female Wrestler: Tomogo Nagatsuka</p><p>

Most Improved Company: CILL</p><p>

Indy of the Year: Genghis Rahn (Yes, THAT Genghis Rahn)</p><p>

Manager of the Year: Emma Chase</p><p>

Announcer of the Year: Duane Fry</p><p>

Color Of The Year: Adrian Garcia</p><p>

Ref of the Year: Okura Umeki</p><p> </p><p>

Project NEXT Ranked Wrestlers:</p><p>

Rhino Umaga - 316</p><p> </p><p>

Top Three In Review:</p><p> </p><p>

#1- TCW- National</p><p>

World Champion- Aaron Andrews</p><p>

Tag Team- Sammy Bach and Danny Fonzarelli (Still)</p><p>

International: Steven Parker</p><p>

All Action: Snow Fox</p><p> </p><p>

#2 SWF- National</p><p>

World Champion: Christian Faith (Still)</p><p>

Tag Team: The Highlights (Rogue and Eric Eisen)</p><p>

North American: Brandon James</p><p> </p><p>

#3 USPW- Cult</p><p>

World Champion: Chris Caufield</p><p>

Tag Team: Towers of Power (Danny Rushmore and Mick Muscles)</p><p>

National: THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE</p><p>

Television: Petr Novak</p><p>

Women's: Gorgon (Again)</p><p>

------</p><p>

Random Roll: 46- "Step Into The Light" +5 Pop Nationwide</p><p> </p><p>

Jimmy's stats as of 2016:</p><p>

<span>http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/7078/oi3x.png</span></p><p>

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And finally...</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><em>A WILD QPW APPEARS</em></strong></p><p> </p><p>

It's local, probably less popularity. But a change of pace.</p><p> </p><p>

Should I take it? Usual deal, vote YES or NO, first to 5 or most in 24 hours. Not sure if I want a yes or no on it yet, so I won't tell what the tiebreaker is because IDK myself. Sell me on your choice if you want.</p>

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Yes. Definitely yes. And you should write all the shows in French. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="w4lru5" data-cite="w4lru5" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Yes. Definitely yes. And you should write all the shows in French. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> This.</p>
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(No luck with QPW, sadly...)

 

Project NEXT Kill or Be Killed

Saturday Week 4 January 2016

Live At Biker's Paradise, Attendance 69

 

1. Director Gregg is with Ash Campbell. She says that she has decided to punish Campbell for his recent actions, and that he will be facing both JD Morgan and Rhino Umaga in a handicap match.

2. Roxy Kitten had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Irwin Gutmann and Tennessee William.

3. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Irwin Gutmann defeated Tennessee William in 5:51 by submission with a Tiger Sleeper.

4. Carl Batch had an interview hyping his team of Money To Burn taking on Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me in a tag match.

5. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me defeated Money To Burn in 7:39 when Paranoia defeated Brimstone by pinfall with a Freak Out.

6. Selina Svelte cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Fuyuko Higa.

7. In an extremely poor match, Fuyuko Higa defeated Selina Svelte in 6:14 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 1 of her Project NEXT Women's title.

8. JD Morgan has an interview in which he taunts Ash Campbell.

9. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Ash Campbell defeated Rhino Umaga and JD Morgan in 12:24 when Ash Campbell defeated JD Morgan after Rhino misses a Rhino Charge, crashing through a table, JD Morgan holding him in a full nelson. Director Gregg tried to hit Ash with a chair but Ash escaped, decking JD, and hitting a Shooting Star Press, with a quick three count by Kurt Lovenkrantz!

10. Rhino Umaga hits a Rhino Charge on Ash Campbell, and when JD Morgan recovers, he puts Lovenkrantz in the Cross-Atlantic Stretch until he passes out, then Rhino Umaga powerbombs him over the ropes through a table!

11. Jimmy The Razor cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Sammy The Shark.

12. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy The Razor defeated Sammy The Shark in a Loser Changes His Ring Name Match in 11:41 by pinfall with a Double Rainbow Deluxe. Jimmy The Razor makes defence number 7 of his Project NEXT World title. Carl Batch refereed the match due to Kurt Lovenkrantz being attacked.

13. Jimmy The Razor celebrates on the entrance ramp, when JD Morgan attacks him from behind, DDTing him onto the rampway, then confiscating the Project NEXT World Title to end the show.

 

Grade: E

Ash told awesome, Sammy told awesome, Carl repeatedly insulted.

 

I cracked my ribs during a moment where Sammy puts his knees up to counter my Double Edge Press. I'm cool though.

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I forgot to do it earlier so...

 

Project NEXT Top Ten of 2015:

1. Murder Dragon d JD Morgan at Brace Yourselves

2. JD Morgan d Ash Campbell at Where The Wild Things Are

3. Fuyuko Higa d Claire Winters at Wizards of Winter

4. Toni Parissi d. Fuyuko Higa at Brace Yourselves

5. Murder Dragon d. Ash Campbell at Schadenfruede: Joy of Pain

6. Murder Dragon d. Rhino Umaga at Where The Wild Things Are

7. Fuyuko Higa d. Maria Guest at Where The Wild Things Are

8. Ash Campbell d. JOJI at Thrown Into The Pit

9. Murder Dragon d. Ash Campbell in a Falls Count Anywhere Match at Winter Is Coming

10. Fuyuko Higa d. Electric Dreamer at 'MERICA 2: Beer and Hotdogs

 

So Sammy The Shark is now Sammy Ford. We only need one "The" in this company, and I'm twice the "The" he ever was.

 

Project NEXT Boston Massacre III

Saturday Week 4 March 2016

Featuring LIVE MUSIC from Misfits parody band "Where Beagles Dare"

At Biker's Paradise, Attendence: 77

 

1. Where Beagles Dare play their song "I Turned into Steve Martin"

2. Roxy Kitten is backstage, psyching up Irwin Gutmann for his upcoming match.

3. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Magwitch defeated Irwin Gutmann, Brimstone, Paranoia, Tennessee William and Zachary Inc in a Ladder match in 10:01 when Magwitch retrieved the prize: A title match for King of Xtreme!

4. Christy Higgins cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Fuyuko Higa.

5. In an extremely poor match, Fuyuko Higa defeated Christy Higgins in 6:07 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 2 of her Project NEXT Women's title.

6. The Establishment have an interview in which they taunt Lovenkrantz and Campbell.

7. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Ash Campbell and Kurt Lovenkrantz defeated The Establishment in 12:03 when Ash Campbell defeated Rhino Umaga by pinfall with a Shooting Star Press. Director Gregg was originally the referee, but got a call that her car was being towed, allowing Jimmy The Razor to slip in and count the pin for Ash.

8. Intermission time, and Where Beagles Dare play "Fry Fry My Dumpling"

9. Director Gregg had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client JD Morgan and Jimmy The Razor, accusing The Razor of arranging the phony tow call.

10. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy The Razor defeated JD Morgan in a Boston Massacre match in 14:48 by making JD say I Quit with a Figure Seven. Jimmy The Razor makes defence number 8 of his Project NEXT World title.

 

Grade: E-

Speech: Sammy Ford told awesome, JD Morgan told awesome, Carl Batch told worthless.

 

Brackets for King of Xtreme 2016:

 

Sammy Ford vs Zachary Inc- Barbed Wire Boards

Tenessee William vs Brimstone- Texas Bull Rope

Paranoia vs Irwin Gutmann- 10,000 Thumbtacks

Rhino Umaga vs Ash Campbell- Barbed Wire Tables

 

Semi-Final 1- Backlot Dumpster Match

Semi-Final 2- No Ropes Barbed Wire

 

Finals- Fans Bring The Weapons Ladder Match

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<p><strong>Project NEXT King of Xtreme 2016</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 April 2016</p><p>

Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendance 62</p><p> </p><p>

1. The Establishment are meeting backstage. Director Gregg is particularly furious with Rhino Umaga. She gives him a clear warning, that he's responsible for maintaining the Establishment's reputation. So if anyone other than an Establishment member wins the tournament, Rhino Umaga will be fired.</p><p>

2. Carl Batch had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between his client Zachary Inc and Sammy Ford.</p><p>

3. In an extremely poor match, Sammy Ford defeated Zachary Inc in a Barbed Wire Boards match in 8:21 by pinfall with an Ace In The Hole.</p><p>

4. Tennessee William cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Brimstone.</p><p>

5. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Brimstone defeated Tennessee William in a Texas Bullrope match in 7:52 when Brimstone was the first to touch all the corners.</p><p>

6. Roxy Kitten had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Irwin Gutmann and Paranoia.</p><p>

7. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Irwin Gutmann defeated Paranoia in a 1,000 Thumbtacks match in 5:50 by submission with a Tiger Sleeper.</p><p>

8. Ash Campbell cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Rhino Umaga.</p><p>

9. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Rhino Umaga defeated Ash Campbell in a Barbed Wire Tables match in 12:04 when JD Morgan and Sammy The Shark ran in to beat down Ash Campbell, and Rhino Umaga would Rhino Charge him through a barbed wire table to win.</p><p>

10. Candy Floss cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Fuyuko Higa.</p><p>

11. In an extremely poor match, Candy Floss defeated Fuyuko Higa in a Flaming Tables match in 6:03 when Fuyuko Higa was put through a flaming table with a superplex. Candy Floss wins the Project NEXT Women's title. </p><p>

12. In an extremely poor match, Sammy Ford defeated Brimstone in a Backlot Dumpster match in 8:16 when Brimstone was standing on an AC unit next to the dumpster, and Rhino Umaga would get up it and powerbomb him into the dumpster.</p><p>

13. In an extremely poor match, Irwin Gutmann defeated Rhino Umaga in a No Ropes Barbed Wire match in 10:24 by submission with a Tiger Sleeper, with the rest of the Establishment unable to get into the ring before the tap!</p><p>

14. After an intermission, In an extremely poor match, Irwin Gutmann defeated Sammy Ford in a Fans Bring The Weapons Ladder match in 10:01 when Irwin Gutmann retrieved the item after Rhino Umaga tried to Rhino Charge him but hit Sammy Ford instead. Irwin Gutmann wins the Project NEXT King of Xtreme title. </p><p>

15. Jimmy The Razor cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Magwitch.</p><p>

16. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy The Razor defeated Magwitch in a Light Tubes and Glass Panels Deathmatch match in 12:29 by pinfall with a Double Edge Press. Jimmy The Razor makes defence number 9 of his Project NEXT World title.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: E-</p><p>

Speech: Ash Campbell told awesome, Rhino Umaga verbally eviscerated, Carl Batch repeatedly insulted</p><p>

------------</p><p> </p><p>

Why did I yell at Rhino Umaga? Tonight was going to be his last show because he refused to agree to a contract extension.</p><p> </p><p>

Oh and <strong><em>A WILD PWMAX APPEARS</em></strong></p><p> </p><p>

I want this. I really want this. Only a jerk would not let me apply.</p><p> </p><p>

So, vote YES or vote I AM A JERK.</p><p> </p><p>

No votes will be counted as yes votes, that's what you get for breaking the rules.. Same with votes that call me a jerk.</p><p> </p><p>

Otherwise usual rules apply.</p>

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<p>My answer is the answer to this question, does Jimmy The Razor like the move The Canadian Destroyer? </p><p> </p><p>

Only a jerk would say no.</p><p> </p><p>

So, vote YES or vote I AM A JERK.</p><p> </p><p>

No votes will be counted as yes votes, that's what you get for breaking the rules.. Same with votes that call me a jerk.</p><p>

<img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="djlightning" data-cite="djlightning" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>My answer is the answer to this question, does Jimmy The Razor like the move The Canadian Destroyer? <p> </p><p> Only a jerk would say no.</p><p> </p><p> So, vote YES or vote I AM A JERK.</p><p> </p><p> No votes will be counted as yes votes, that's what you get for breaking the rules.. Same with votes that call me a jerk.</p><p> <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> He doesn't know what it is, as it doesn't exist in the C-Verse, so no.</p><p> </p><p> Which means you vote no.</p><p> </p><p> Which means your vote counts as yes.</p>
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<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"><span style="font-size:36px;"><strong><em><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">I Am A Jerk!</span></span></em></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

</p><p><em><span style="font-size:8px;">

I felt the pink font and size change was necessary.</span></em></p>

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<p>Oh, because I forgot to do this too:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Notable Retirements of 2015:</strong></p><p>

Scheming Behemoth</p><p>

Pistol Pete Hall</p><p>

The Wolverine</p><p>

Vin Tanner</p><p>

Elemental</p><p>

Cheif Two Eagles</p><p>

Umeko Hotta</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Deaths of 2015:</strong></p><p>

Marilyn Stardust, Natural Causes, 57</p><p>

Frogue Element, Car Accident, 27</p><p>

The Stomper, Natural Causes, 66</p><p>

Inca Jr, Natural Causes, 38</p><p>

Jackson Jackson, Natural Causes, 61</p><p>

Domino, Accidental Shooting, 54</p><p> </p><p>

No promotions closed in 2015.</p>

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