Fighting League EXtreme (L2TEW16)

[Pteroid]

Melvin

[OctoberRaven]

Regen

Name: Cowgirl Jane Porter

Real Name: Nicole Patinkin

Theme Music: "Domination" by Cowgirls From Hell (an all-female Pantera tribute band)

Finishing Moves: Lariat, Powerbomb

 

Walk Away From Light

July 2015- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Eternal Rivals defeated Team CTE in 8:22 when Captain Clothesline defeated Crash Test Teddy by pinfall with a Cutlass Clothesline.

2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated Constance Corbett in 5:34 by pinfall with a Powerbomb.

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Lady Killer & Martyr defeated Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy in 8:10 when Lady Killer defeated Heavy Metal Girl by pinfall with a Double Hiptoss Into Slam.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Melvin Otto defeated Natalie DiMarco and Chucky Dorrance in 10:30 when Melvin Otto defeated Natalie DiMarco by pinfall with a Prophet Motive.

5. Krissy Angelle had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy and Jin Yagami Jr.

6. In an extremely poor match, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy in 15:18 by pinfall with a Legendary Technique of Destiny.

7. Acid II had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Despair.

8. In an extremely poor match, Despair defeated Acid II in 14:53 by submission with a Hope Killer. Despair makes defence number 4 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

9. Acid II is walking backstage when he is grabbed by a mystery attack and dragged into a waiting car. The car speeds off.

 

Overall: 29

Best Match: Yagami vs Munchie 35

Worst Match: Cowgirl vs Corbett 6

 

Next show: Shit gets REAL.

[OctoberRaven]

New Regens

Name: Broken Soul

Real Name: Earl Pyle

Theme Music:

Finishing Move: Chokeslam

 

Name: Caveman Bob

Real Name: Nelson Regal

Theme Music: "Face Fisted" by Dethklok

Finishing Moves: Powerbomb, Running Powerbomb

 

Name: Hooligan Satoya

Real Name: Natsumi Satoya

Theme Music: "What's Up People?!" by Maximum The Hormone

Finishing Move: Heel Kick

 

Name: Peacekeeper

Real Name: Hector Russel

Theme Music: "The Wind Cries Mary" by Jimi Hendrix

Finishing Move: Spinebuster

 

Gamma Unchained

August 2015- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 282

 

1. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Hooligan Satoya defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter in 5:59 by pinfall with a Heel Kick.

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Crash Test Teddy defeated Heavy Metal Girl in 8:24 by pinfall with a Rag Doll Frog Splash.

3. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Crispy The Homicidal Clown defeated Caveman Bob in 8:24 by pinfall with an Alley-Oop!.

4. Krissy Angelle had an interview hyping her team of Munchie and Corbett taking on Eternal Rivals in a tag match.

5. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy and Constance Corbett defeated Eternal Rivals in 12:08 when Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy defeated Shizuki-Maru by pinfall with a Psychedelic Driver.

6. Jin Yagami Jr, Acid II and TOUCHDOWN! cut a promo hyping their upcoming six man match with Despair, Lady Killer and Broken Soul.

7. In an extremely poor match, Despair's Army (Despair, Lady Killer and Broken Soul) defeated Team Heroism (Jin Yagami Jr, Acid II and TOUCHDOWN!) in 14:52 when Despair defeated Jin Yagami Jr by pinfall after Jin Yagami Jr tries a Heroism Bomb but Acid II clips his knee, Despair falling on top before rolling him over for the pin. Despair, Lady Killer and Broken Soul win the FLEX Triple Play titles.

8. Acid II kneels before Despair... who picks him up then press slams him over the ropes and through a table!

 

Overall: 30

Best Match: Despair's Army vs Team Heroism 36

Worst Match: Satoya/Porter and Crispy/Caveman 16

[Pteroid]

That's what you get, Acid. Rewarded as a traitor deserves.

[OctoberRaven]

FLEX Want To Be The One To Watch You Die

September 2015- Rainbow Bar And Grill- 271

 

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Despair's Army (Despair, Lady Killer and Broken Soul) defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter and Eternal Rivals in 14:45 when Despair defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter by submission with a Hope Killer. Despair, Lady Killer and Broken Soul make defence number 1 of their FLEX Triple Play titles.

2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Heavy Metal Girl defeated Caveman Bob in 6:19 by pinfall with a Flying Knee Drop.

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Hooligan Satoya defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 8:04 by pinfall with a Heel Kick.

4. Krissy Angelle had an interview hyping her team of Munchie and Corbett taking on Team CTE in a tag match.

5. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Team CTE defeated Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy and Constance Corbett in 9:32 when TOUCHDOWN! defeated Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy by pinfall with a Facemask Slam.

6. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Despair.

7. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Despair in 14:33 by pinfall with a Legendary Technique of Destiny following botched interference by Lady Killer. Jin Yagami Jr wins the FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

8. Despair, Broken Soul, and Lady Killer attack Jin Yagami Jr in the ring, and leave him down and out.

 

Overall: 36

Best Match: Yagami vs Despair 46

Worst Match: HMG vs Caveman Bob 14

[OctoberRaven]

Sunglasses At Night

October 2014- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 261

 

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Eternal Rivals defeated Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy in 9:42 when Captain Clothesline defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown by pinfall with a Cutlass Clothesline.

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, TOUCHDOWN! defeated Caveman Bob in 6:04 by pinfall with a Facemask Slam.

3. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated Hooligan Satoya in 7:55 by pinfall with a Powerbomb.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Purple Haze (Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy, Constance Corbett and Peacekeeper) defeated Despair's Army (Despair, Lady Killer and Broken Soul) in 15:22 when Peacekeeper defeated Lady Killer by pinfall with a Spinebuster. During the match we also had Jin Yagami Jr run in and attack Despair. Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy, Constance Corbett and Peacekeeper win the FLEX Triple Play titles.

5. Despair gets a mic, and claims he will "crush the soul" of Jin Yagami Jr, challenging him to a Last Man Standing match. "But I will not knock you out, that would not bring you true despair. No, I will break your body and your spirit, until you just... stay... down."

6. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Crash Test Teddy in 14:48 by pinfall with a Legendary Technique of Destiny. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 1 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 33

Best Match: Yagami vs Teddy 35

Worst Match: TOUCHDOWN!/Bob and Porter/Satoya 18

[OctoberRaven]

Send Me An Angel

Nov 2015- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 271

 

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Purple Haze (Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy, Peacekeeper and Constance Corbett) defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown and Eternal Rivals in 9:54 when Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown by pinfall with a Psychedilc Driver. Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy, Constance Corbett and Peacekeeper make defence number 1 of their FLEX Triple Play titles.

2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated Caveman Bob in 6:02 by pinfall with a Powerbomb.

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Hooligan Satoya defeated Heavy Metal Girl in 6:23 by pinfall with a Heel Kick.

4. Despair had an interview hyping his team of Despair's Army taking on Team Heroism in a tag match.

5. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Despair's Army defeated Team Heroism in 10:14 when Broken Soul defeated Crash Test Teddy by pinfall with a Choke Slam.

6. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Despair.

7. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Despair in a Last Man Standing match in 20:20 when Despair could not beat a ten count after a Heroism Bomb off the apron through a table. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 2 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 32

Best Match: Yagami vs Despair 40

Worst Match: Porter vs Bob 10

[OctoberRaven]

Continue

Dec 2015- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 251

 

1. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter in 5:38 by pinfall with a Psychedelic Driver.

2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Shizuki-Maru defeated Caveman Bob in 6:15 by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".

3. Despair, Lady Killer and Broken Soul cut a backstage promo.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Despair and Broken Soul defeated Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy in 10:15 when Despair defeated Heavy Metal Girl by submission with a Hope Killer.

5. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Hooligan Satoya defeated Captain Clothesline in 7:31 by pinfall with a Heel Kick.

6. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Team Heroism defeated Constance Corbett and Peacekeeper in 11:57 when TOUCHDOWN! defeated Peacekeeper by pinfall with a Facemask Slam.

7. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Lady Killer.

8. In an extremely poor match, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Lady Killer in 14:32 by pinfall with a Heroism Bomb. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 3 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Grade: 32

Best Match: Yagami vs Killer 36

Worst Match: Shizuki-Maru vs Caveman Bob 13

 

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[OctoberRaven]

Fly On A Dog

Jan 2016- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 199

 

1. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated Caveman Bob in 5:35 by pinfall with a Lariat.

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Purple Haze (Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy, Constance Corbett and Peacekeeper) defeated Captain Clothesline and Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy in 10:19 when Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy defeated Heavy Metal Girl by pinfall with a Psychedilc Driver. Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy, Constance Corbett and Peacekeeper make defence number 2 of their FLEX Triple Play titles.

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Hooligan Satoya defeated Shizuki-Maru in 7:49 by pinfall with a Heel Kick.

4. Despair, Lady Killer and Broken Soul cut a backstage promo.

5. In an extremely poor match, Team Heroism defeated Despair and Lady Killer in 14:39 when Lady Killer was disqualified while fighting TOUCHDOWN!.

6. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Broken Soul.

7. In an extremely poor match, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Broken Soul in 14:38 by pinfall with a Legendary Technique of Destiny. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 4 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 34

Best Match: Yagami vs Soul 36

Worst Match: Cowgirl vs Bob 10

[OctoberRaven]

Harder Than Steel

Feb 2016- Rainbow Bar And Grill- 279

 

1. In an extremely poor match, Despair defeated Crash Test Teddy in 13:41 by submission with a Hope Killer.

2. Crash Test Teddy is being attacked, three-on-one, by Despair, Broken Soul and Lady Killer in the ring. Seeing the assault, TOUCHDOWN! comes running in and fights all three of them off, saving Crash Test Teddy from a serious beating.

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Constance Corbett and Peacekeeper defeated Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy in 8:18 when Peacekeeper defeated Heavy Metal Girl by pinfall with a Spinebuster.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Lady Killer, Hooligan Satoya and Caveman Bob defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter and Eternal Rivals in 10:25 when Hooligan Satoya defeated Shizuki-Maru by pinfall with a Heel Kick.

5. In an extremely poor match, TOUCHDOWN! defeated Broken Soul in 12:03 by pinfall with a Facemask Slam.

6. Krissy Angelle had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy and Jin Yagami Jr.

7. In an extremely poor match, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy in 15:28 by pinfall with a Legendary Technique of Destiny. During the match we also had Peacekeeper accidentally hit Munchie. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 5 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 34

Best Match: Yagami vs Munchie 38

Worst Match: Trios Match 16

[OctoberRaven]

GeminEye

March 2016- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 232

 

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Purple Haze (Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy, Constance Corbett and Peacekeeper) defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter and Eternal Rivals in 9:58 when Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter by pinfall with a Psychedelic Driver. Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy, Constance Corbett and Peacekeeper make defence number 3 of their FLEX Triple Play titles.

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Heavy Metal Girl defeated Caveman Bob in 6:29 by pinfall with a Flying Knee Drop.

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Hooligan Satoya defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 8:08 by pinfall with a fast roll up.

4. In an extremely poor match, Despair's Army defeated Team Heroism in 14:32 when Broken Soul defeated Crash Test Teddy by pinfall with a Choke Slam.

5. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Despair.

6. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jin Yagami Jr drew with Despair in 15:10 at two falls each, with the final fall being a double count out.

7. They are joined by TOUCHDOWN!, Crash Test Teddy, Lady Killer and Broken Soul for a wild brawl, with the chaos spilling out all around ringside. Eventually a number of officials and other wrestlers have to hit the ring and pull them apart before they kill each other.

 

Overall: 38

Best Match: Yagami vs Despair 42

Worst Match: HMG vs Bob 18

[OctoberRaven]

The Haystack Principle

April 2016- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 223

 

1. In an extremely poor match, Despair's Army (Despair, Broken Soul and Lady Killer) defeated Team Heroism (Jin Yagami Jr, Crash Test Teddy and TOUCHDOWN!) in an Elimination match in 14:37; TOUCHDOWN! was eliminated first, then Broken Soul, then Crash Test Teddy, then Lady Killer, and finally Jin Yagami Jr.

2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Shizuki-Maru defeated Caveman Bob in 5:42 by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Hooligan Satoya defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter in 8:11 by pinfall with a Heel Kick.

4. Krissy Angelle had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy and Captain Clothesline.

5. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy defeated Captain Clothesline in 7:42 by pinfall with a Psychedelic Driver.

6. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy defeated Constance Corbett and Peacekeeper in 10:16 when Crispy The Homicidal Clown defeated Constance Corbett by pinfall with an Alley-Oop!.

7. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Despair.

8. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Despair defeated Jin Yagami Jr in 14:39 by count out.

 

Overall: 37

Best Match: Despair vs Yagami 45

Worst Match: Shizuki vs Bob 18

[OctoberRaven]

Afraid of the Dark

May 2016- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 246

 

1. Captain Clothesline, Shizuki-Maru and Cowgirl Jane Porter cut a promo hyping their upcoming six man match with Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy, Peacekeeper and Constance Corbett.

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Cowgirl Jane Porter and Eternal Rivals defeated Purple Haze (Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy, Constance Corbett and Peacekeeper) in 10:13 when Captain Clothesline defeated Constance Corbett by pinfall with a Cutlass Clothesline. Cowgirl Jane Porter and Eternal Rivals win the FLEX Triple Play titles.

3. Hooligan Satoya cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Crash Test Teddy.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Hooligan Satoya defeated Crash Test Teddy in 10:11 by pinfall with a Heel Kick.

5. TOUCHDOWN! had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Caveman Bob.

6. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, TOUCHDOWN! defeated Caveman Bob in 6:13 by pinfall with a Facemask Slam.

7. Heavy Metal Girl cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Broken Soul.

8. In an extremely poor match, Broken Soul defeated Heavy Metal Girl in 7:50 by pinfall with a Choke Slam.

9. Despair cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Jin Yagami Jr.

10. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming battle with Despair and Lady Killer.

11. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Lady Killer and Despair in 14:53 when Jin Yagami Jr defeated Lady Killer by pinfall with a Heroism Bomb. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 7 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 34

Best Match: Yagami vs Killer vs Despair 40

Worst Match: Touchdown vs Bob 18

[OctoberRaven]

<p><strong>The Red Song</strong></p><p>

June 2016- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300</p><p> </p><p>

1. Captain Clothesline, Cowgirl Jane Porter and Shizuki-Maru cut a promo hyping their upcoming six man match with Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy, Constance Corbett and Peacekeeper.</p><p>

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Cowgirl Jane Porter and Eternal Rivals defeated Purple Haze (Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy, Constance Corbett and Peacekeeper) in 10:01 when Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy by pinfall with a Powerbomb. Cowgirl Jane Porter and Eternal Rivals make defence number 1 of their FLEX Triple Play titles. </p><p>

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Crispy The Homicidal Clown defeated Caveman Bob in 6:18 by pinfall with an Alley-Oop!.</p><p>

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Hooligan Satoya defeated Heavy Metal Girl in 7:35 by pinfall with a Heel Kick.</p><p>

5. A video plays hyping Team Heroism vs. Despair's Army.</p><p>

6. In an extremely poor match, Team Heroism defeated Despair's Army in 11:55 when TOUCHDOWN! defeated Lady Killer by pinfall with a Facemask Slam.</p><p>

7. Despair had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.</p><p>

8. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Despair.</p><p>

9. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Despair in a Falls Count Anywhere match in 15:30 by pinfall with a Heroism Bomb. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 8 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title. </p><p> </p><p>

Overall: 39</p><p>

Best Match: Yagami vs Despair 45</p><p>

Worst Match: Hooligan vs Heavy Metal Girl 22</p>

[OctoberRaven]

<p><strong>I'm Not The Breakman</strong></p><p>

July 2016- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300</p><p> </p><p>

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Cowgirl Jane Porter and Eternal Rivals defeated Despair's Army (Despair, Broken Soul and Lady Killer) in 14:49 when Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated Lady Killer by pinfall with a handful of tights. Cowgirl Jane Porter and Eternal Rivals make defence number 2 of their FLEX Triple Play titles. </p><p>

2. Despair destroys all three of the Triple Play champs, then TEARS ONE OF THE BELTS IN HALF</p><p>

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Caveman Bob defeated Heavy Metal Girl in 6:05 by pinfall with a Running Powerbomb.</p><p>

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy and Constance Corbett defeated Team Heroism in 14:53 when Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy defeated Crash Test Teddy by pinfall with a Psychedelic Driver.</p><p>

5. Hooligan Satoya had an interview hyping her upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.</p><p>

6. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Hooligan Satoya in 15:30 by pinfall with a Heroism Bomb. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 9 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title. </p><p> </p><p>

Overall: 30</p><p>

Best Match: Yagami vs Satoya 34</p><p>

Worst Match: Bob vs HMG 22</p><p> </p><p>

Peacekeeper signed with CGC, so he's gone. So I'll be introducing a new regen to replace him soon. No voting though.</p>

[OctoberRaven]

<p><strong>Make Your Choice</strong></p><p>

August 2016- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300</p><p> </p><p>

1. Samuel Curran and Carl Batch note that the Triple Play titles are now going to be the Double Trouble Tandem titles, and that tonight there will be a mini-tournament to determine the first champions.</p><p>

2. Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy comes out to cut a promo about the main event, a four-way ladder match for the GCoIC title, and says that Purple Haze was "holding him back" so he disbanded the stable.</p><p>

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Eternal Rivals defeated Caveman Bob & Voodoo Child in 6:03 when Shizuki-Maru defeated Caveman Bob by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".</p><p>

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Despair's Army defeated Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy in 5:57 when Lady Killer defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown by pinfall with a Mafia Kick.</p><p>

5. In an extremely poor match, Team Heroism defeated Corbett & Satoya in 8:08 when TOUCHDOWN! defeated Hooligan Satoya by pinfall with a Facemask Slam.</p><p>

6. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Despair's Army defeated Eternal Rivals and Team Heroism in 13:53; the order of elimination was Team Heroism first, and then Eternal Rivals. Despair's Army win the FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.</p><p>

7. Cowgirl Jane Porter cuts a backstage promo.</p><p>

8. In an extremely poor match, Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy defeated Jin Yagami Jr, Cowgirl Jane Porter and Despair in a Ladder match in 15:20 when Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy retrieved the item. During the match we also had Voodoo Child run in and attack Yagami Jr. Munchie The Deathmatch Hippy wins the FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title. </p><p> </p><p>

Overall: 36</p><p>

Best Match: Four-Way Ladder Match 40</p><p>

Worst Match: Eternal Rivals vs Bob/Child 18</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>New Character Bio</strong></p><p>

Name: Voodoo Child</p><p>

Real Name: Tommy Peak</p><p>

Theme Music: "The Wind Cries Mary" by Jimi Hendrix</p><p>

Finishing Move: Big Boot</p>

[OctoberRaven]

<p><strong>I Refuse To Believe</strong></p><p>

September 2016- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300</p><p> </p><p>

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Voodoo Child defeated Crash Test Teddy and Caveman Bob in 7:56 when Voodoo Child defeated Caveman Bob by pinfall with a Big Boot.</p><p>

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Despair defeated Heavy Metal Girl in 3:59 by submission with a Hope Killer.</p><p>

3. In an interview, a furious Despair swears that he will get revenge on the newly rechristened Munchie Starchild.</p><p>

4. Krissy Angelle had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Constance Corbett and Crispy The Homicidal Clown.</p><p>

5. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Crispy The Homicidal Clown defeated Constance Corbett in 5:40 by pinfall with an Alley-Oop!.</p><p>

6. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, TOUCHDOWN! defeated Hooligan Satoya in 8:10 by pinfall with a Facemask Slam.</p><p>

7. Cap'n and Cowgirl Jane had an interview hyping their upcoming tag match with Despair's Army.</p><p>

8. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Despair's Army defeated Captain Clothesline and Cowgirl Jane Porter in 9:33 when Broken Soul defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter by pinfall with a Choke Slam. Despair's Army make defence number 1 of their FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles. </p><p>

9. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Munchie Starchild.</p><p>

10. Munchie Starchild has an interview in which he taunts Jin Yagami Jr.</p><p>

11. In an extremely poor match, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Munchie Starchild in 15:09 when Munchie Starchild was disqualified when Voodoo Child ran in and attacked Jin Yagami Jr.</p><p>

12. Voodoo Child hits Jin with a big boot, then sets up a table on the outside. Munchie then hits the Psychedelic Driver off the apron through the table!</p><p> </p><p>

Overall: 35</p><p>

Best Match: Yagami/Munchie 40</p><p>

Worst Match: Crispy vs Constance 22</p>

[KnowYourEnemy]

I mean, come on, how can we really utilize elimination if you keep the title on the one guy we can't vote off? Doesn't that defeat the point a bit?

 

Seriously, It has been a fun read, can't wait to get my vote in next time someone is up for elimination.

[OctoberRaven]

Melody From The Past

October 2016- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Shizuki-Maru defeated Caveman Bob in 6:08 by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy defeated Constance Corbett and Hooligan Satoya in 7:46 when Heavy Metal Girl defeated Hooligan Satoya by pinfall with a Flying Knee Drop.

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Despair defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter in 2:31 by submission with a Hope Killer.

4. Munchie Starchild had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between his client Voodoo Child and Captain Clothesline.

5. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Voodoo Child defeated Captain Clothesline in 9:09 by pinfall with a Big Boot.

6. Team Heroism had an interview hyping their upcoming tag match with Despair's Army.

7. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Team Heroism defeated Despair's Army in 11:44 when Crash Test Teddy defeated Lady Killer by pinfall with a Rag Doll Frog Splash. Team Heroism win the FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

8. Jin Yagami Jr cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Munchie Starchild.

9. Munchie Starchild cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Jin Yagami Jr.

10. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Munchie Starchild defeated Jin Yagami Jr in an Ultimate Deathmatch match in 15:30 by pinfall with a Psychedelic Driver off the apron through a flaming table. During the match we also had Voodoo Child run in and attack Yagami Jr. Munchie Starchild makes defence number 1 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

11. Munchie and Voodoo Child continue to beat down Yagami... and DESPAIR of all people comes in to make the save!

 

Overall 35

Best Match: Yagami vs Voodoo Child 43

Worst Match: Shizuki vs Bob 18

[OctoberRaven]

I mean, come on, how can we really utilize elimination if you keep the title on the one guy we can't vote off? Doesn't that defeat the point a bit?

 

Nah, that was more to cover that possibility than any actual intent on having a champion open for elimination. It CAN happen doesn't mean it would.

 

Anyway...

 

Light's Out

November 2016- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Corbett & Satoya defeated Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy in 8:13 when Constance Corbett defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown by pinfall with a Liquidator.

2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Captain Clothesline defeated Caveman Bob in 6:28 by pinfall with a Cutlass Clothesline.

3. Cowgirl Jane Porter had an interview hyping her upcoming singles match with Shizuki-Maru.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated Shizuki-Maru in 7:39 by pinfall with a Powerbomb.

5. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Team Heroism defeated Despair's Army in 9:41 when TOUCHDOWN! defeated Broken Soul by pinfall with a Facemask Slam. Team Heroism make defence number 1 of their FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

6. Despair attacks TOUCHDOWN!, powerbombing him onto the floor before the Army carries TOUCHDOWN! to the back.

7. INTERMISSION

8. Munchie and Voodoo Child have an interview in which they taunt Yagami Jr and Despair.

9. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jin Yagami Jr and Despair drew with Munchie Starchild and Voodoo Child in 15:25 when the match descended into chaos.

10. Yagami and Despair started fighting each other, and Broken Soul joins in. Yagami puts Broken Soul down with the Heroism Bomb but Despair spears him then puts him in the Hope Killer! Then Lady Killer comes out... MAFIA KICK TO DESPAIR! Despair doesn't fall but loses his grip on Yagami and it's a wild brawl to end the show!

 

Overall: 40

Best Match: Yagami/Despair vs Munchie/Voodoo 35

Worst Match: Cowgirl vs Shizuki 13

[OctoberRaven]

Scent Blaster

Dec 2016- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Voodoo Child defeated Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy in a Handicap match in 5:32 when Voodoo Child defeated Heavy Metal Girl by pinfall with a Diving Big Boot.

2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated Caveman Bob in 6:05 by pinfall with a Powerbomb.

3. Lady Killer had an interview hyping her upcoming singles match with Broken Soul.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Lady Killer defeated Broken Soul in 7:46 by pinfall with a Mafia Kick.

5. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Eternal Rivals defeated Corbett & Satoya in 7:31 when Shizuki-Maru defeated Constance Corbett by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".

6. Munchie Starchild has an interview in which he taunts Crash Test Teddy.

7. In an extremely poor match, Munchie Starchild defeated Crash Test Teddy in 15:02 by pinfall with a Psychedelic Driver. During the match we also had Voodoo Child run in and attack Crash Test Teddy. Munchie Starchild makes defence number 2 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

8. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Despair.

9. Despair had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.

10.In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Despair defeated Jin Yagami Jr in 14:51 by stoppage when TOUCHDOWN! interfered and delivered a one-shoulder powerbomb on Jin Yagami Jr, allowing Despair to apply Hope Killer and Yagami would pass out in it.

 

Overall: 37

Best Match: Despair vs Yagami 43

Worst Match: Cowgirl vs Caveman 14

 

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[OctoberRaven]

Donald Trump Is POTUS, We're Doomed

Jan 2017- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Eternal Rivals defeated Corbett & Satoya in 8:24 when Shizuki-Maru defeated Hooligan Satoya by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Lady Killer defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter in 6:15 by pinfall with a Mafia Kick.

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Heavy Metal Girl defeated Caveman Bob in 6:12 by pinfall with a Flying Knee Drop.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Voodoo Child defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 7:56 by pinfall with a Big Boot.

5. Yagami Jr and Crash Test Teddy had an interview hyping their upcoming tag match with Broken Soul and GRIDIRON (formerly TOUCHDOWN!)

6. In an extremely poor match, Broken Soul and GRIDIRON defeated Jin Yagami Jr and Crash Test Teddy in 15:28 when GRIDIRON defeated Crash Test Teddy by pinfall with a Shotgun Powerbomb. Broken Soul and GRIDIRON win the FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

7. Crash Test Teddy is being attacked by GRIDIRON and Broken Soul in the ring. Seeing the assault, Lady Killer comes running in and fights them both off, saving Crash Test Teddy from a serious beating.

8. Despair had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Munchie Starchild.

9. Munchie Starchild had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Despair.

10. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Munchie Starchild defeated Despair in 15:09 by pinfall with a Psychedelic Driver. During the match we also had Voodoo Child run in and attack Despair. Munchie Starchild makes defence number 3 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 33

Best Match: Soul/GRIDIRON vs Yagami/Teddy 36

Worst Match: Lady Killer vs Jane Porter 14

[OctoberRaven]

Trump Declares War On Mexico

Feb 17 Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1. In an extremely poor match, Crash Test Teddy and Lady Killer defeated Despair and Broken Soul in 12:02 when Lady Killer defeated Broken Soul by pinfall with a Mafia Kick.

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Voodoo Child defeated Shizuki-Maru in 6:03 by pinfall with a Big Boot To The Back Of The Head.

3. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated Caveman Bob in 6:01 by pinfall with a Lariat.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Corbett & Satoya defeated Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy in 7:55 when Hooligan Satoya defeated Heavy Metal Girl by pinfall with a Heel Kick.

5. Captain Clothesline had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Munchie Starchild.

6. Munchie Starchild had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Captain Clothesline.

7. In an extremely poor match, Munchie Starchild defeated Captain Clothesline in 13:56 by pinfall with a Psychedelic Driver. Munchie Starchild makes defence number 4 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

8. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with GRIDIRON.

9. In an extremely poor match, Jin Yagami Jr defeated GRIDIRON in 15:28 by disqualification.

 

Overall: 32

Best Match: Yagami vs GRIDIRON 37

Worst Match: Porter vs Bob 13

[OctoberRaven]

<p><strong>1 US Dollar = 0.002 Euro</strong></p><p>

March 2017- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300</p><p> </p><p>

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Cowgirl Jane Porter and Crispy The Homicidal Clown defeated Corbett & Satoya in 8:24 when Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated Hooligan Satoya by pinfall with a Powerbomb.</p><p>

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Crash Test Teddy defeated Caveman Bob in 6:28 by pinfall with a Rag Doll Frog Splash.</p><p>

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Voodoo Child defeated Heavy Metal Girl in 8:13 by pinfall with a Big Boot To The Back Of The Head.</p><p>

4. Cowgirl Jane and Shizuki cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Broken Soul & GRIDIRON.</p><p>

5. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Broken Soul & GRIDIRON defeated Eternal Rivals in 9:57 when GRIDIRON defeated Shizuki-Maru by pinfall with a Shotgun Powerbomb. Broken Soul & GRIDIRON make defence number 1 of their FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles. </p><p>

6. Lady Killer had an interview hyping her upcoming singles match with Despair.</p><p>

7. In an extremely poor match, Despair defeated Lady Killer in 15:22 by submission with a Hope Killer.</p><p>

8. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Munchie Starchild.</p><p>

9. Munchie Starchild had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.</p><p>

10. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Munchie Starchild defeated Jin Yagami Jr in 14:41 when Jin Yagami Jr was counted out after being attacked by Voodoo Child. Munchie Starchild makes defence number 5 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title. </p><p> </p><p>

Overall: 38</p><p>

Best Match: Munchie vs Yagami 42</p><p>

Worst Match: Voodoo Child vs HMG 24</p>

[OctoberRaven]

<p><strong>Now He's Declared War On Russia</strong></p><p>

April 2017- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300</p><p> </p><p>

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Cowgirl Jane Porter and Lady Killer defeated Corbett & Satoya in 8:29 when Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated Constance Corbett by pinfall with a Lariat.</p><p>

2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Shizuki-Maru defeated Caveman Bob in 6:04 by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".</p><p>

3. In an extremely poor match, Despair defeated Captain Clothesline in 8:09 by submission with a Hope Killer.</p><p>

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Broken Soul & GRIDIRON defeated Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy in 10:10 when Broken Soul defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown by pinfall with a Choke Slam. Broken Soul & GRIDIRON make defence number 2 of their FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles. </p><p>

5. In an extremely poor match, Voodoo Child defeated Crash Test Teddy in 9:47 by pinfall with a Big Boot To The Back Of The Head.</p><p>

6. Munchie Starchild had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.</p><p>

7. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Munchie Starchild.</p><p>

8. In an extremely poor match, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Munchie Starchild in a Falls Count Anywhere match in 15:08 by pinfall with a Heroism Bomb following botched interference by Voodoo Child. Jin Yagami Jr wins the FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title. </p><p> </p><p>

Overall: 35</p><p>

Best Match: Yagami vs Munchie 40</p><p>

Worst Match: Shizuki vs Bob 16</p>