Fighting League EXtreme (L2TEW16)

[OctoberRaven]

<p><strong>Also Ireland For Some Reason</strong></p><p>

May 2017- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300 </p><p> </p><p>

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Corbett & Satoya defeated Eternal Rivals in 8:18 when Hooligan Satoya defeated Captain Clothesline by pinfall with a Heel Kick.</p><p>

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Munchie Starchild defeated Heavy Metal Girl in 5:31 by pinfall with a Psychedelic Driver.</p><p>

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Crash Test Teddy defeated Caveman Bob in 6:27 by pinfall with a Rag Doll Frog Splash.</p><p>

4. In an extremely poor match, Despair defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 8:09 by submission with a Hope Killer.</p><p>

5. Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer had an interview hyping their upcoming tag match with Broken Soul & GRIDIRON.</p><p>

6. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer defeated Broken Soul & GRIDIRON in 12:09 when Lady Killer defeated Broken Soul by pinfall with a Mafia Kick. Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer win the FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles. </p><p>

7. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Voodoo Child.</p><p>

8. Munchie Starchild had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between his client Voodoo Child and Jin Yagami Jr.</p><p>

9. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Voodoo Child in 14:46 by pinfall with a Heroism Bomb. During the match we also had Munchie Starchild accidentally hit Voodoo Child. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 1 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title. </p><p> </p><p>

Overall: 35</p><p>

Best Match: Yagami vs Voodoo 40</p><p>

Worst Match: Munchie vs HMG 22</p>

[OctoberRaven]

<p><strong>Trump Has Banned Pretzels</strong></p><p>

June 2017- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300</p><p> </p><p>

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Eternal Rivals defeated Corbett & Satoya in 10:24 when Shizuki-Maru defeated Hooligan Satoya by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".</p><p>

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Voodoo Child defeated Heavy Metal Girl in 6:05 by pinfall with a Big Boot To The Back Of The Head.</p><p>

3. Crash Test Teddy comes out of nowhere to attack Voodoo Child!</p><p>

4. Crash Test Teddy gets a table, possibly looking to put Voodoo Child through it. Munchie tries to stop him but Teddy clocks him... then DESPAIR of all people rushes in to give Teddy a vicious spinebuster!</p><p>

5. Then he sets the table up in the corner... SPEARS TEDDY THROUGH THE TABLE!</p><p>

6. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Crispy The Homicidal Clown defeated Caveman Bob in 5:49 by pinfall with an Alley-Oop!.</p><p>

7. Despair, GRIDIRON and Broken Soul cut a promo hyping their upcoming six man match with Crash Test Teddy, Cowgirl Jane Porter and Lady Killer.</p><p>

8. In an extremely poor match, Despair's Army (Despair, Broken Soul and GRIDIRON) defeated Crash Test Teddy and Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer in 14:55 when Despair defeated Lady Killer by submission with a Hope Killer.</p><p>

9. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Munchie Starchild.</p><p>

10. Munchie Starchild had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.</p><p>

11. In an extremely poor match, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Munchie Starchild in 15:04 by two falls to one after winning the first, with the final fall happening by pinfall with a Heroism Bomb. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 2 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title. </p><p> </p><p>

Rating: 40</p><p>

Best Match: Yagami vs Starchild 41</p><p>

Worst Match: Eternal Rivals vs Corbett/Satoya 23</p>

[OctoberRaven]

Trump Names A Sock Puppet 4 SCOTUS

July 2017- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1. In an extremely poor match, Munchie Starchild and Voodoo Child defeated Heavy Metal Girl and Caveman Bob in 10:15 when Munchie Starchild defeated Caveman Bob by pinfall with a Psychedelic Driver.

2. Despair comes in to attack Munchie, and Voodoo Child... BOOTS MUNCHIE IN THE TEMPLE! The two of them beat down Munchie! Shock!

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Shizuki-Maru defeated Constance Corbett in 6:05 by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Hooligan Satoya defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 7:37 by pinfall with a Heel Kick.

5. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Broken Soul & GRIDIRON defeated Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer in 10:10 when Lady Killer was disqualified when Crash Test Teddy ran in and attacked Broken Soul.

6. Captain Clothesline had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Despair.

7. In an extremely poor match, Despair defeated Captain Clothesline in 14:43 by submission with a Hope Killer.

8. Crash Test Teddy had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.

9. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Crash Test Teddy.

10. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Crash Test Teddy defeated Jin Yagami Jr in 15:03 by pinfall with a Rag Doll Frog Splash. Crash Test Teddy wins the FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 35

Best Match: Teddy vs Yagami 40

Worst Match: Shizuki-Maru vs Constance Corbett

[OctoberRaven]

<p><strong>Trump Gives Citizenship To Kim Jong Un</strong></p><p>

August 2017- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300</p><p> </p><p>

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Shizuki-Maru defeated Caveman Bob in 5:53 by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".</p><p>

2. Jin Yagami Jr is backstage, putting emphasis on a special attraction: Eight-Man tag, Team Heroism vs Despair's Army; if Heroism wins Despair's Army breaks up and Despair gives them the object that he uses to control GRIDIRON, if Despair wins all of Team Heroism join the Army. Yagami tells Crash Test Teddy he's too emotional and that he's also got a title match to boot, so Munchie Starchild will be the fourth man for Team Heroism. Teddy is not amused.</p><p>

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Corbett & Satoya defeated Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy in 8:22 when Constance Corbett defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown by pinfall with a Liquidator.</p><p>

4. Captain Clothesline had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Crash Test Teddy.</p><p>

5. In an extremely poor match, Crash Test Teddy defeated Captain Clothesline in 14:44 by pinfall with a Rag Doll Frog Splash. Crash Test Teddy makes defence number 1 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title. </p><p>

6. Despair cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Jin Yagami Jr.</p><p>

7. In an extremely poor match, Team Heroism (Jin Yagami Jr, Munchie Starchild, Lady Killer and Cowgirl Jane Porter) defeated Despair's Army (Despair, Voodoo Child, Broken Soul and GRIDIRON) in an Elimination match in 15:04; GRIDIRON was eliminated first, then Cowgirl Jane Porter, then Lady Killer, then Broken Soul, then Munchie Starchild, then Despair, and finally Voodoo Child.</p><p>

8. Despair oddly honors his word and hands over a box to Yagami. But then he spears Yagami! Crash Test Teddy heads down and Despair takes his leave... then Despair goes to the top... AND HITS YAGAMI WITH THE RAG DOLL FROG SPLASH! He takes the box and heads off!</p><p> </p><p>

Overall: 32</p><p>

Best Match: Eight-Man Tag 32</p><p>

Worst Match: Shizuki-Maru vs Caveman Bob 23</p>

[OctoberRaven]

Canada Seeks To Liberate US

September 2017- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Despair defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 5:32 by submission with a Hope Killer.

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Caveman Bob defeated Heavy Metal Girl in 6:27 by pinfall with a Powerbomb.

3. In an extremely poor match, GRIDIRON defeated Captain Clothesline in 8:25 by pinfall with a Shotgun Powerbomb.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer defeated Corbett & Satoya in 9:53 when Lady Killer defeated Constance Corbett by pinfall with a Mafia Kick. Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer make defence number 1 of their FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

5. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Broken Soul.

6. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Broken Soul in 9:40 by pinfall with a Legendary Technique of Destiny.

7. Munchie Starchild had an interview hyping his upcoming battle with Voodoo Child and Crash Test Teddy.

8. In an extremely poor match, Crash Test Teddy defeated Munchie Starchild and Voodoo Child in 14:50 when Crash Test Teddy defeated Munchie Starchild by pinfall with a Rag Doll Frog Splash following interference from GRIDIRON. Crash Test Teddy makes defence number 2 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 34

Best Match: Yagami vs Soul 40

Worst Match: GRIDIRON vs Captain 17

[OctoberRaven]

RCMP Occupy Washington DC

October 17- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Corbett & Satoya defeated Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy in 7:34 when Constance Corbett defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown by pinfall with a Liquidator.

2. In an extremely poor match, GRIDIRON defeated Shizuki-Maru in 1:45 by pinfall with a Shotgun Powerbomb.

3. In an extremely poor match, Captain Clothesline defeated Despair in 8:21 by pinfall with a fast roll up.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer defeated Broken Soul and Caveman Bob in 10:02 when Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated Caveman Bob by pinfall with a Powerbomb. Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer make defence number 2 of their FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

5. Munchie Starchild had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Voodoo Child.

6. In an extremely poor match, Voodoo Child defeated Munchie Starchild in 13:43 by pinfall with a Big Boot To The Back Of The Head.

7. Crash Test Teddy had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.

8. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Crash Test Teddy in 14:36 when Crash Test Teddy was disqualified when GRIDIRON ran in and attacked Jin Yagami Jr.

 

Overall: 38

Best Match: Yagami vs Teddy 44

Worst Match: GRIDIRON vs Shizuki-Maru 19

[Pteroid]

These event names are gold

[OctoberRaven]

Trump Tries To Nuke Canada, Shot

Nov 17- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Crispy The Homicidal Clown defeated Caveman Bob in 5:46 by pinfall with an Alley-Oop!.

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Despair defeated Heavy Metal Girl in 1:19 by submission with a Hope Killer.

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Shizuki-Maru defeated Constance Corbett in 8:04 by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".

4. In an extremely poor match, Voodoo Child and Broken Soul defeated Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer in 9:50 when Voodoo Child defeated Lady Killer by pinfall with a Running Big Boot. Voodoo Child and Broken Soul win the FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

5. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Captain Clothesline defeated Hooligan Satoya in 9:52 by pinfall with a Cutlass Clothesline.

6. Crash Test Teddy and GRIDIRON had an interview hyping their upcoming tag match with Yagami Jr and Munchie.

7. Yagami Jr and Munchie had an interview hyping their upcoming tag match with Crash Test Teddy and GRIDIRON.

8. In an extremely poor match, Jin Yagami Jr and Munchie Starchild defeated Crash Test Teddy and GRIDIRON in 15:19 when Jin Yagami Jr defeated Crash Test Teddy by pinfall with a Heroism Bomb.

9. Yagami finds the box Crash Test Teddy stole and crushes it with a knee drop! GRIDIRON freaks out and starts attacking Crash Test Teddy, hitting him with a Shotgun Powerbomb!

 

Overall: 30

Best Match: Yagami/Starchild vs Teddy/GRIDIRON 34

Worst Match: Shizuki vs Corbett 19

[OctoberRaven]

Bernie Sanders Sworn In (YAY)

Dec 2017- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1.In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Munchie Starchild defeated Caveman Bob in 6:03 by pinfall with a Psychedelic Driver.

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Eternal Rivals defeated Corbett & Satoya in 7:48 when Shizuki-Maru defeated Constance Corbett by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Despair defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 6:11 by submission with a Hope Killer.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, GRIDIRON defeated Heavy Metal Girl in 8:27 by pinfall with a Facemask Slam.

5. Broken Soul & Voodoo Child had an interview hyping their upcoming tag match with Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer.

6. In an extremely poor match, Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer defeated Broken Soul & Voodoo Child in 12:24 when Broken Soul was disqualified while fighting Cowgirl Jane Porter.

7. Crash Test Teddy had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.

8. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Crash Test Teddy.

9. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Crash Test Teddy in 15:10 by pinfall with a Heroism Bomb. Jin Yagami Jr wins the FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 39

Best Match: Yagami vs Teddy 44

Worst Match: Munchie vs Caveman 19

 

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[OctoberRaven]

Megitsune

Jan 2018- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

This show is designed as a mini-lottery tag tournament, with randomly drawn face teams facing off against randomly drawn heel teams, with random winners.

 

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy defeated Hooligan Satoya and Despair in 7:41 when Heavy Metal Girl defeated Hooligan Satoya by pinfall with a Flying Knee Drop.

2. In an extremely poor match, Captain Clothesline and Munchie Starchild defeated GRIDIRON and Caveman Bob in 9:20 when Captain Clothesline defeated Caveman Bob by pinfall with a Cutlass Clothesline.

3. In an extremely poor match, Constance Corbett and Crash Test Teddy defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter and Shizuki-Maru in 10:15 when Crash Test Teddy defeated Shizuki-Maru by pinfall with a Rag Doll Frog Splash.

4. In an extremely poor match, Captain Clothesline and Munchie Starchild defeated Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy and Constance Corbett and Crash Test Teddy in 9:41; the order of elimination was Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy first, and then Constance Corbett and Crash Test Teddy.

5. Yagami Jr and Killer cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Broken Soul & Voodoo Child.

6. Broken Soul & Voodoo Child cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Yagami Jr and Killer.

7. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jin Yagami Jr and Lady Killer defeated Broken Soul & Voodoo Child in 14:45 when Jin Yagami Jr defeated Voodoo Child by pinfall with a Heroism Bomb.

 

Overall: 38

Best Match: Jin/Killer vs Soul/Child

Worst Match: Cap/Munchie vs GRIDIRON/Bob

[OctoberRaven]

Gimmie Chocolate!!

Feb 2018- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy defeated Constance Corbett and Caveman Bob in 8:14 when Crispy The Homicidal Clown defeated Caveman Bob by pinfall with an Alley-Oop!.

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Hooligan Satoya defeated Shizuki-Maru in 5:41 by pinfall with a Heel Kick.

3. In an extremely poor match, Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated GRIDIRON in 7:43 by pinfall with a Powerbomb.

4. In an extremely poor match, Captain Clothesline and Munchie Starchild defeated Broken Soul & Voodoo Child in 9:43 when Captain Clothesline defeated Broken Soul by pinfall with a Cutlass Clothesline. Captain Clothesline and Munchie Starchild win the FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

5. In an extremely poor match, Despair defeated Lady Killer in 11:44 by submission with a Hope Killer.

6. Crash Test Teddy had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.

7. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Crash Test Teddy.

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Crash Test Teddy in 14:36 by pinfall with a Legendary Technique of Destiny. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 1 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 41

Best Match: Yagami vs Teddy 46

Worst Match: Porter vs GRIDIRON 20

[KnowYourEnemy]

I get it now -- with Trump as POTUS, the guys we were "kicking off" were drafted to fight the Donald's growing overseas ventures in Russia, Mexico and Ireland for some reason.

 

Did the Donald fire them in person?

[OctoberRaven]

Iine!

March 2018- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1. In an extremely poor match, Crash Test Teddy defeated Shizuki-Maru in 5:51 by pinfall with a Rag Doll Frog Splash.

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Caveman Bob and Voodoo Child defeated Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy in 7:58 when Caveman Bob defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown by pinfall with a Powerbomb.

3. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Despair defeated Lady Killer in 6:26 by submission with a Hope Killer.

4. In an extremely poor match, Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated GRIDIRON in 7:40 by pinfall with a Lariat.

5. Team Peace Love & Piracy had an interview hyping their upcoming tag match with Corbett & Satoya.

6. In an extremely poor match, Team Peace Love & Piracy defeated Corbett & Satoya in 12:17 when Munchie Starchild defeated Hooligan Satoya by pinfall with a Sunset Powerbomb and Parallel Press. Team Peace Love & Piracy make defence number 1 of their FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

7. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Broken Soul.

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Broken Soul in 14:45 by pinfall with a Heroism Bomb. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 2 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 39

Best Match: Yagami/Soul 46

Worst Match: Porter vs GRIDIRON 19

[OctoberRaven]

Akatsuki

April 2018- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Shizuki-Maru defeated GRIDIRON in 2:56 by pinfall with a fast roll up.

2. GRIDIRON attacks Shizuki and powerbombs her through a table!

3. In an extremely poor match, Despair defeated Heavy Metal Girl in 6:28 by submission with a Hope Killer.

4. In an extremely poor match, Corbett & Satoya defeated Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer in 8:05 when Hooligan Satoya defeated Lady Killer by submission.

5. In an extremely poor match, Crash Test Teddy defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 8:10 by pinfall with a Rag Doll Frog Splash.

6. Caveman Bob and Voodoo Child had an interview hyping their upcoming tag match with Team Peace Love & Piracy.

7. Team Peace Love & Piracy had an interview hyping their upcoming tag match with Caveman Bob and Voodoo Child.

8. In an extremely poor match, Team Peace Love & Piracy defeated Caveman Bob and Voodoo Child in 12:15 when Captain Clothesline defeated Voodoo Child by pinfall with a Sunset In Jamaica. Team Peace Love & Piracy make defence number 2 of their FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

9. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Broken Soul.

10. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Broken Soul in 14:49 by pinfall with a Legendary Technique of Destiny. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 3 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 41

Best Match: Yagami vs Soul 48

Worst Match: Shizuki vs GRIDIRON 21

[OctoberRaven]

Doki Doki Morning

May 2018- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1. In an extremely poor match, Despair defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 5:45 by submission with a Hope Killer.

2. In an extremely poor match, Broken Soul & Voodoo Child defeated Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer in 8:27 when Broken Soul defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter by pinfall with a Choke Slam.

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Heavy Metal Girl defeated GRIDIRON in 5:48 by pinfall with a Flying Knee Drop.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Shizuki-Maru defeated Caveman Bob in 8:21 by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".

5. Team Peace Love & Piracy had an interview hyping their upcoming tag match with Corbett & Satoya.

6. In an extremely poor match, Team Peace Love & Piracy defeated Corbett & Satoya in 9:44 when Munchie Starchild defeated Hooligan Satoya by pinfall with a Sunset In Jamaica. Team Peace Love & Piracy make defence number 3 of their FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

7. Crash Test Teddy had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.

8. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Crash Test Teddy.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Crash Test Teddy in 14:34 by pinfall with a Heroism Bomb. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 4 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 45

Best Match: Yagami vs Teddy 53

Worst Match: Shizuki vs Bob 21

[OctoberRaven]

Song 4

June 2018- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated Caveman Bob in 5:44 by pinfall with a Lariat.

2. In an extremely poor match, Corbett & Satoya defeated Heavy Metal Girl & Crispy in 7:58 when Hooligan Satoya defeated Heavy Metal Girl by pinfall with a Heel Kick. During the match we also had Heavy Metal Girl turn on Crispy.

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Shizuki-Maru defeated GRIDIRON in 6:10 by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".

4. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Despair defeated Lady Killer in 8:22 by submission with a Hope Killer.

5. Team Peace Love & Piracy had an interview hyping their upcoming tag match with Broken Soul & Voodoo Child.

6. In an extremely poor match, Team Peace Love & Piracy defeated Broken Soul & Voodoo Child in 11:34 when Munchie Starchild defeated Voodoo Child by pinfall with a fast roll up. Team Peace Love & Piracy make defence number 4 of their FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

7. Crash Test Teddy had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.

8. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Crash Test Teddy.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Crash Test Teddy in 14:33 by pinfall with a Legendary Technique of Destiny. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 5 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 44

Best Match: Yagami vs Teddy 51

Worst Match: Porter vs Bob 16

[OctoberRaven]

Uki Uki Midnight

July 2018- Rainbow Bar and Grill- 300

 

1. In an extremely poor match, Caveman Bob defeated Constance Corbett in 5:48 by pinfall with a Running Powerbomb.

2. The match is over, and Caveman Bob is celebrating. Constance Corbett looks angry, and jumps him from behind, beating him down.

3. In an extremely poor match, Broken Soul and Crash Test Teddy defeated Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer in 7:46 when Crash Test Teddy defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter by pinfall with a Rag Doll Frog Splash.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, GRIDIRON defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 6:11 by pinfall with a Shotgun Powerbomb.

5. In an extremely poor match, Shizuki-Maru defeated Voodoo Child in 7:52 by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".

6. Team Peace Love & Piracy had an interview hyping their upcoming tag match with HMG and Satoya.

7. In an extremely poor match, Heavy Metal Girl and Hooligan Satoya defeated Team Peace Love & Piracy in 10:04 when Heavy Metal Girl defeated Munchie Starchild by pinfall with a Flying Knee Drop. Heavy Metal Girl and Hooligan Satoya win the FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

8. Despair had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.

9. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Despair.

10. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Despair in 15:01 by pinfall with a Legendary Technique of Destiny. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 6 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 44

Best Match: Yagami vs Despair 49

Worst Match: GRIDIRON vs Crispy 23

[OctoberRaven]

Catch Me If You Can

August 2018- The Sweat Box- 818

 

1. In an extremely poor match, Shizuki-Maru defeated Constance Corbett in 6:27 by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".

2. In an extremely poor match, Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer defeated Broken Soul and GRIDIRON in 8:04 when Lady Killer defeated Broken Soul by pinfall with a Mafia Kick. During the match Jin Yagami Jr came out and stuffed GRIDIRON in his old TOUCHDOWN jersey, and he started fighting with Broken Soul!

3. After the match, Broken Soul fights with GRIDIRON again, who Facemask Slams him through a table before leaving with Jin Yagami Jr.

4. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Crash Test Teddy defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 5:40 by pinfall with a Rag Doll Frog Splash.

5. In an extremely poor match, Voodoo Child defeated Caveman Bob in 8:19 by pinfall with a Running Big Boot.

6. In an extremely poor match, Heavy Metal Hooligans defeated Team Peace Love & Piracy in 10:20 when Hooligan Satoya defeated Munchie Starchild by pinfall with a Heel Kick and Flying Knee Drop. Heavy Metal Hooligans make defence number 1 of their FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

7. Despair had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.

8. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Despair.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Despair in 14:47 by pinfall with a Heroism Bomb. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 7 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

10. Jin Yagami Jr is celebrating his victory in the ring. Shizuki-Maru runs in and attacks, beating Yagami Jr down into the mat!

 

Overall: 43

Best Match: Yagami vs Despair 50

Worst Match: Jane and Killer vs Broken Soul and GRIDIRON

[OctoberRaven]

Rondo of Nightmare

Sep 2018- Sweat Box- 847

 

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Constance Corbett defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 6:20 by pinfall with a Liquidator.

2. In an extremely poor match, Team Peace Love & Piracy defeated Voodoo Child and Crash Test Teddy in 7:50 when Captain Clothesline defeated Voodoo Child by pinfall with a Sunset In Jamaica.

3. In an extremely poor match, Despair defeated Caveman Bob in 5:52 by submission with a Hope Killer.

4. In an extremely poor match, TOUCHDOWN! defeated Broken Soul in 7:32 by pinfall with a Facemask Slam.

5. Heavy Metal Hooligans had an interview hyping their upcoming tag match with Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer.

6. In an extremely poor match, Heavy Metal Hooligans defeated Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer in 10:08 when Hooligan Satoya defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter by pinfall with a Heel Kick and Flying Knee Drop. Heavy Metal Hooligans make defence number 2 of their FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

7. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Shizuki-Maru.

8. Shizuki-Maru had an interview hyping her upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Shizuki-Maru in 14:53 by pinfall with a Legendary Technique of Destiny. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 8 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 43

Best Match: Yagami vs Shizuki 49

Worst Match: Despair vs Bob 26

[OctoberRaven]

Head Bangya!!

October 2018- Sweat Box- 846

 

1. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Despair defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 6:07 by submission with a Hope Killer.

2. In an extremely poor match, Broken Soul & Voodoo Child defeated Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer in 8:03 when Voodoo Child defeated Lady Killer by pinfall with a Big Boot To The Back Of The Head.

3. In an extremely poor match, Constance Corbett defeated Caveman Bob in 6:07 by pinfall with a Liquidator.

4. In an extremely poor match, Crash Test Teddy defeated TOUCHDOWN! in 7:40 by pinfall with a Rag Doll Frog Splash.

5. Team Peace Love & Piracy cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Heavy Metal Hooligans.

6. In an extremely poor match, Team Peace Love & Piracy defeated Heavy Metal Hooligans in 9:56 when Munchie Starchild defeated Heavy Metal Girl by pinfall with a Psychedilc Driver. Team Peace Love & Piracy win the FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

7. Shizuki-Maru had an interview hyping her upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.

8. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Shizuki-Maru.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Shizuki-Maru in 14:31 by pinfall with a Legendary Technique of Destiny. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 9 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 39

Best Match: Yagami vs Shizuki 44

Worst Match: Corbett vs Bob 22

[OctoberRaven]

Ijime, Dame, Zattai

Nov 2018- Sweat Box- 755

 

1. In an extremely poor match, Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated Constance Corbett in 5:33 by pinfall with a Powerbomb.

2. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, TOUCHDOWN! defeated Shizuki-Maru in 7:10 by pinfall with a Facemask Slam.

3. In an extremely poor match, Heavy Metal Hooligans defeated Caveman Bob and Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 8:03 when Hooligan Satoya defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown by pinfall with a Heel Kick and Flying Knee Drop.

4. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Despair defeated Lady Killer in 7:41 by submission with a Hope Killer.

5. Team Peace Love & Piracy had an interview hyping their upcoming tag match with Crash Test Teddy and Voodoo Child.

6. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Crash Test Teddy and Voodoo Child defeated Team Peace Love & Piracy in 10:06 when Crash Test Teddy defeated Munchie Starchild by pinfall with a Rag Doll Frog Splash. Crash Test Teddy and Voodoo Child win the FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

7. A video plays hyping Broken Soul vs. Jin Yagami Jr.

8. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Broken Soul.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Broken Soul in 15:27 by pinfall with a Heroism Bomb. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 10 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 47

Best Match: Yagami vs Soul 54

Worst Match: Heavy Metal Hooligans vs Bob/Clown

[OctoberRaven]

Road of Resistance

Dec 2018- The Sweat Box- 770

 

1. In an extremely poor match, Heavy Metal Girl defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 5:36 by pinfall with a Flying Knee Drop.

2. In an extremely poor match, Caveman Bob defeated Constance Corbett in 6:23 by pinfall with a Running Powerbomb.

3. In an extremely poor match, Despair defeated Munchie Starchild in 8:04 by submission with a Hope Killer.

4. Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer had an interview hyping their upcoming tag match with CrashTest Teddy & Voodoo Child.

5. In an extremely poor match, CrashTest Teddy & Voodoo Child defeated Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer in 10:22 when Crash Test Teddy defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter by pinfall with a Rag Doll Frog Splash. CrashTest Teddy & Voodoo Child make defence number 1 of their FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

6. Captain Clothesline had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Hooligan Satoya.

7. In an extremely poor match, Captain Clothesline defeated Hooligan Satoya in 10:09 by pinfall with a Cutlass Clothesline.

8. A video plays hyping Jin Yagami Jr vs. TOUCHDOWN! vs. Shizuki-Maru vs. Broken Soul.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jin Yagami Jr defeated TOUCHDOWN!, Shizuki-Maru and Broken Soul in a Ladder match in 15:30 when Jin Yagami Jr retrieved the item. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 11 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

10. As Yagami heads to the back... DESPAIR SPEARS HIM OFF THE RAMP, THROUGH A CONVENIENTLY PLACED TABLE~!

 

Overall 43

Best Match: Four-Way Ladder Match 48

Worst Match: Bob vs Corbett 20

 

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[OctoberRaven]

Just As Planned

Jan 2019- The Sweat Box- 836

 

1. In an extremely poor match, Caveman Bob defeated Constance Corbett in 5:50 by pinfall with a Running Powerbomb.

2. In an extremely poor match, Team Peace Love & Piracy defeated Heavy Metal Hooligans in 7:49 when Captain Clothesline defeated Hooligan Satoya by pinfall with a Sunset In Jamaica.

3. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Shizuki-Maru defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 7:42 by pinfall with a "Do A Barrel Roll!".

4. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, CrashTest Teddy & Voodoo Child defeated Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer in 9:54 when Voodoo Child defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter by pinfall with a Running Big Boot. CrashTest Teddy & Voodoo Child make defence number 2 of their FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

5. TOUCHDOWN! had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Broken Soul.

6. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, TOUCHDOWN! defeated Broken Soul in 9:45 by pinfall with a Facemask Slam.

7. Despair had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.

8. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Despair.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Despair in a Cage match in 15:10 by pinfall with a Legendary Technique of Destiny. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 12 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 48

Best Match: Yagami vs Despair 56

Worst Match: Bob vs Corbett 29

[OctoberRaven]

Just As Suitcat Planned

Feb 2019- The Sweat Box- 707

 

1. In an extremely poor match, Crispy The Homicidal Clown defeated Constance Corbett in 5:54 by pinfall with an Alley-Oop!.

2. In an extremely poor match, Heavy Metal Hooligans defeated Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer in 8:04 when Hooligan Satoya defeated Cowgirl Jane Porter by pinfall with a Heel Kick and Flying Knee Drop.

3. In an extremely poor match, Broken Soul defeated Caveman Bob in 5:57 by pinfall with a Choke Slam.

4. In an extremely poor match, Team Peace Love & Piracy defeated Crash Test Teddy and Shizuki-Maru in 10:28 when Captain Clothesline defeated Shizuki-Maru by pinfall with a Sunset In Jamaica.

5. Despair had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with TOUCHDOWN!.

6. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Despair defeated TOUCHDOWN! in 10:06 by submission with a Hope Killer.

7. Voodoo Child had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.

8. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Voodoo Child.

9. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Voodoo Child in 15:15 by pinfall with a Legendary Technique of Destiny. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 13 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 49

Best Match: Yagami vs Voodoo Child 55

Worst Match: Peace Love and Piracy vs Teddy and Shizuki 27

[OctoberRaven]

All According To Keikaku

March 2019- Sweat Box- 769

 

1. In an extremely poor match, Munchie Starchild defeated Hooligan Satoya in 6:30 by pinfall with a Psychedelic Driver.

2. In an extremely poor match, Cowgirl Jane & Lady Killer defeated Constance Corbett and Shizuki-Maru in 8:09 when Cowgirl Jane Porter defeated Shizuki-Maru by pinfall with a Lariat.

3. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Despair defeated Crispy The Homicidal Clown in 7:52 by submission with a Hope Killer.

4. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, CrashTest Teddy & Voodoo Child defeated TOUCHDOWN! and Caveman Bob in 10:08 when Crash Test Teddy defeated Caveman Bob by pinfall with a Rag Doll Frog Splash. CrashTest Teddy & Voodoo Child make defence number 3 of their FLEX Double Trouble Tandem titles.

5. Captain Clothesline had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Broken Soul.

6. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Captain Clothesline defeated Broken Soul in 9:47 by pinfall with a Cutlass Clothesline.

7. Heavy Metal Girl had an interview hyping her upcoming singles match with Jin Yagami Jr.

8. Jin Yagami Jr had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Heavy Metal Girl.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jin Yagami Jr defeated Heavy Metal Girl in 14:50 by pinfall with a Heroism Bomb. Jin Yagami Jr makes defence number 14 of his FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.

 

Overall: 48

Best Match: Yagami vs HMG 56

Worst Match: Munchie vs Satoya 29