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Thistle Talk 0026 – Saturday Week 2, January, 2019.

 

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SNP has signed The Party Animals to a 3 year contract. The English tag team are best known for a 3 year run in 21CW between 2004 and 2007. Rave, the younger of the two at 36, has been a staple of the British indie scene for the last few years. Trance, a year older at 37, had a second 3 year run with 21CW that only ended earlier this month. He won only one match in that time and that was on a pre-show. SNP is delighted to have both these talented veterans on board.

 

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Motoyuki Miyake has signed a 3 year contract extension with SNP.

 

Further matches announced for SNP Burns Night Bash 2019 - ONLY 7 DAYS TO SHOW!

 

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The Addams Family w/Laurel Wreath Vs. The Party Animals Vs. The Wrath of Cain Vs. ??? (4 team elimination match – Pre-show)

Burns Night Bash 2019 will open with this four team elimination match, loaded with potential implications for the year ahead. The highly decorated Addams Family are teaming for the first time in SNP with Jimmi returning after half a year out with a torn quad muscle. In that time brother Kalvin has won the SNP Hardcore title and they’ve waged a guerrilla war upon Cobra. It’s an SNP debut for The Party Animals too and they will be hoping to shake off any ring rust here and start their SNP tenure as they mean to go on. Wrath of Cain are still highly regarded and have plenty of momentum on their side but there remains a sense that they’re as far away from a title shot as ever. This could be the match to catapult them towards their end goal. Finally this match will also see the debut of a new team consisting of two current SNP roster members. All in all, it’s a real incentive to turn up early!

 

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Cobra Vs. Padraig O’Hearne

2019 is hotly tipped to be the breakout year for Padraig O’Hearne, the inspirational leader of Circle of Fire. His first match of the year will be a testing bout against the always difficult Cobra. Cobra himself, after a stellar debut year in 2016, has dropped back into the pack somewhat but his talent has never been in doubt. Just a handful of victories could propel the rangy American right back into contention for the biggest titles in SNP and a victory over O’Hearne would be a huge statement of intent.

Full Card for SNP Burns Night Bash 2019

 

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Full Prediction Card for SNP Burns Night Bash 2019

Alton Vicious, Dwayne Dark & Riddick Jordan Vs. Konrad Makinen & The Creepy Crawlies w/Mark Carnie (3 Vs. 3 Scottish Dungeon Match)

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Matthew Macks w/Kitty Katz Vs. Neville Jones (Ladder Match for SNP Dragon Lightweight title)

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The Inferno Vs. The Funke Bunch w/ Holly Leves (Ladder Match for SNP Tag Team title)

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Red Threat Vs. The Vanguard

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Alessandro Caesar w/Kitty Katz Vs. The Pulveriser w/Khloe

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Martin Heath Vs. Motoyuki Miyake

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The Addams Family w/Laurel Wreath Vs. The Party Animals Vs. The Wrath of Cain Vs. ??? (4 team elimination match – Pre-show)

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Cobra Vs. Padraig O’Hearne

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Bonus Questions:

Who will be the two members of the fourth team in the Tag Elimination match? (2 points, 1 for each)

Which manager/client relationship will break down? (2 points, 1 for each)

What will the attendance be? (Show is in Scotland, 2 points for whoever is closest to correct figure)

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Alton Vicious, Dwayne Dark & Riddick Jordan Vs. Konrad Makinen & The Creepy Crawlies w/Mark Carnie(3 Vs. 3 Scottish Dungeon Match)

Comments: On one hand, Carnie's crew has been getting a push. On the other hand, Vicious, Dark, and Jordan are all top flight talents worth keeping strong. So I'll guess Carnie's boys get a victory, but the losing wrestler is going to be protected and the win only comes from shenanigans.

 

Matthew Macks w/Kitty Katz Vs. Neville Jones (Ladder Match for SNP Dragon Lightweight title)

Comments: I suspect Jones will be the first three-time champ. However, I think for now, Macks is keeping the belt and his win over Jones puts Macks over as a fighting champion.

 

The Inferno Vs. The Funke Bunch w/ Holly Leves (Ladder Match for SNP Tag Team title)

Comments: The rebirth finds its climax as the Funke Bunch take the SNP Tag titles once again. Also, I imagine SNP's ladder budget is going to be thoroughly exceeded this month.

 

Red Threat Vs. The Vanguard

Comments: Meathead is way too important to this company to lose in a match that's essentially a plot beat building towards something else.

 

Alessandro Caesar w/Kitty Katz Vs. The Pulveriser w/Khloe

Comments: If this hoss fight is going to keep going, Pulveriser has to win at least a match here and there or else he starts looking utterly ineffectual. So I'm picking this as Caesar's final victory in the series, with Khole tiring of Pulveriser's inability to get the win.

 

Martin Heath Vs. Motoyuki Miyake

Comments: My guess here is that you're building up Miyake's momentum as a legit threat.

 

The Addams Family w/Laurel Wreath Vs. The Party Animals Vs. The Wrath of Cain Vs. ??? (4 team elimination match – Pre-show)

Comments: Despite thinking the new team might come in with a big splash, the Addams seem to be position for a big run now that injury is no longer an issue.

 

Cobra Vs. Padraig O’Hearne

Comments: I think the Irishman doesn't need luck to defeat the old school American, and this helps push Padraig further up the card.

 

Bonus Questions:

Who will be the two members of the fourth team in the Tag Elimination match? (2 points, 1 for each) Just based on who's on-roster and not already working, Bali Daljit and Curtis Jenkins? Maybe?

 

Which manager/client relationship will break down? (2 points, 1 for each)

I'm not sure who's going to be done with who, if it's not a mutual breakup, but Khloe and The Pulveriser have both got to be getting sick of losing.

 

What will the attendance be? (Show is in Scotland, 2 points for whoever is closest to correct figure)

I'm calling a slight stepback, but not by much - 1,009 attending.

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Full Prediction Card for SNP Burns Night Bash 2019

Alton Vicious, Dwayne Dark & Riddick Jordan Vs. Konrad Makinen & The Creepy Crawlies w/Mark Carnie (3 Vs. 3 Scottish Dungeon Match)

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Matthew Macks w/Kitty Katz Vs. Neville Jones (Ladder Match for SNP Dragon Lightweight title)

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The Inferno Vs. The Funke Bunch w/ Holly Leves (Ladder Match for SNP Tag Team title)

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Red Threat Vs. The Vanguard

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Alessandro Caesar w/Kitty Katz Vs. The Pulveriser w/Khloe

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Martin Heath Vs. Motoyuki Miyake

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The Addams Family w/Laurel Wreath Vs. The Party Animals Vs. The Wrath of Cain Vs. ??? (4 team elimination match – Pre-show)

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Cobra Vs. Padraig O’Hearne

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Bonus Questions:

Who will be the two members of the fourth team in the Tag Elimination match? (2 points, 1 for each) Curtis Jenkins & Jeff Amazon

Which manager/client relationship will break down? (2 points, 1 for each) The Addams Family and Laurel Wreath

What will the attendance be? (Show is in Scotland, 2 points for whoever is closest to correct figure) 1,450

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Full Prediction Card for SNP Burns Night Bash 2019

Alton Vicious, Dwayne Dark & Riddick Jordan Vs. Konrad Makinen & The Creepy Crawlies w/Mark Carnie (3 Vs. 3 Scottish Dungeon Match)

Comments:

Matthew Macks w/Kitty Katz Vs. Neville Jones (Ladder Match for SNP Dragon Lightweight title)

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The Inferno Vs. The Funke Bunch w/ Holly Leves (Ladder Match for SNP Tag Team title)

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Red Threat Vs. The Vanguard

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Alessandro Caesar w/Kitty Katz Vs. The Pulveriser w/Khloe

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Martin Heath Vs. Motoyuki Miyake

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The Addams Family w/Laurel Wreath Vs. The Party Animals Vs. The Wrath of Cain Vs. ??? (4 team elimination match – Pre-show)

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Cobra Vs. Padraig O’Hearne

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Bonus Questions:

Who will be the two members of the fourth team in the Tag Elimination match? (2 points, 1 for each)The Misfits w/Khloe

Which manager/client relationship will break down? (2 points, 1 for each)Creepy Crawlies w/Mark Carnie

What will the attendance be? (Show is in Scotland, 2 points for whoever is closest to correct figure) 1100

 

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<p>Full Prediction Card for SNP Burns Night Bash 2019</p><p>

Alton Vicious, Dwayne Dark & Riddick Jordan Vs. <strong>Konrad Makinen & The Creepy Crawlies w/Mark Carnie</strong> (3 Vs. 3 Scottish Dungeon Match)</p><p>

Comments: <em>I think Jordan is the only one that needs to be protected. Carnie's boys can get this one.</em></p><p>

<strong>Matthew Macks w/Kitty Katz </strong>Vs. Neville Jones (Ladder Match for SNP Dragon Lightweight title)</p><p>

Comments: <em>No betting against the champ.</em></p><p>

<strong>The Inferno </strong>Vs. The Funke Bunch w/ Holly Leves (Ladder Match for SNP Tag Team title)</p><p>

Comments: <em>On one hand, my principle is to stick with the champion, but the Funke Bunch will hold those belts soon, I feel it. Ah, heck, let's say they retain one more time...</em></p><p>

Red Threat Vs. <strong>The Vanguard</strong></p><p>

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<strong>Alessandro Caesar w/Kitty Katz</strong> Vs. The Pulveriser w/Khloe</p><p>

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Martin Heath Vs. <strong>Motoyuki Miyake</strong></p><p>

Comments: <em>Miyake looks legit.</em></p><p>

<strong>The Addams Family w/Laurel Wreath</strong> Vs. The Party Animals Vs. The Wrath of Cain Vs. ??? (4 team elimination match – Pre-show)</p><p>

Comments: <em>Return to action after long injury? Sounds like The Addams should get a good reaction with a win here.</em></p><p>

Cobra Vs. <strong>Padraig O’Hearne</strong></p><p>

Comments: </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Questions:</p><p>

Who will be the two members of the fourth team in the Tag Elimination match? (2 points, 1 for each) Out of the ones not already working, <strong>Bali Daljit and Curtis Jenkins </strong>doesn't sound like a bad shout. I'll get in on kingjames' guess here.</p><p>

Which manager/client relationship will break down? (2 points, 1 for each) I'll go with <strong>The Pulveriser w/Khloe</strong></p><p>

What will the attendance be? (Show is in Scotland, 2 points for whoever is closest to correct figure) <strong>1080</strong></p>

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First time commenter, long time lurker and from one Irish man to another, congratulations. I think you've done exceptionally well broadcasting this promotion that is close to what one would expect SNP to be conveyed as if the C-Verse was real. I think despite the lack of available talent in the British Isles you've done really well to get guys over and get good grades out of mediocre talent. The writing is fun and informative and the extra segments are probably some of the best I've seen on the boards. So well done and keep up the good work. One thing I would like really like to see is a little bit of a roster analysis just to kind of round things off for the year. Doesn't need to be anything overly complicated just something to show us how the roster is shaping up. Now for some predictions.

 

Alton Vicious, Dwayne Dark & Riddick Jordan Vs. Konrad Makinen & The Creepy Crawlies w/Mark Carnie (3 Vs. 3 Scottish Dungeon Match)

Comments: I cant go against The Black Lions. I really like them. Their my favourite group in the company. Plus, The Creepy Crawlies seem like henchmen to Makinen compared to Dark and Vicious for Jordan

Matthew Macks w/Kitty Katz Vs. Neville Jones (Ladder Match for SNP Dragon Lightweight title)

Comments: Macks is a real favourite of mine and he's found a new level recently, but I do think Jones will get the gold around his waist sooner rather tham later.

The Inferno Vs. The Funke Bunch w/ Holly Leves (Ladder Match for SNP Tag Team title)

Comments: Truthfully, I'd be more looking at Red Threat, Wrath of Cain or The Addams Family to get the belts off The Inferno so they retain

Red Threat Vs. The Vanguard

Comments: I like Red Threat.... I'm wrong here, I know Vanguard are gonna win, but Red Threat are my pick... don't judge me

Alessandro Caesar w/Kitty Katz Vs. The Pulveriser w/Khloe

Comments: Tough... Really damn tough. Lets go Caesar. Just because I don't see Pulveriser being useful outside of his tag team

Martin Heath Vs. Motoyuki Miyake

Comments: Miyake seems like a guy you want to build. A win over Heath would certainly start that

The Addams Family w/Laurel Wreath Vs. The Party Animals Vs. The Wrath of Cain Vs. ??? (4 team elimination match – Pre-show)

Comments: Tough, Tough, Tough. Anybody could honestly win this but let's get The Addams family a nice return win but I expect all teams to have a good showing

Cobra Vs. Padraig O’Hearne

Comments: Cobra has been really disappointing of late, O Hearne has been the opposite, I expect the recent form to continue for both these guys

 

Bonus Questions:

Who will be the two members of the fourth team in the Tag Elimination match? (2 points, 1 for each) Oh god, my minds gone completely blank on people. Um, maybe Lenny Mochin and Bali Daljit as Pulveriser leaves Khloe's side

Which manager/client relationship will break down? (2 points, 1 for each) Pulveriser/Khloe seems to be the best bet.

What will the attendance be? (Show is in Scotland, 2 points for whoever is closest to correct figure) 1,030

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<p>Man, my prediction ability on here has been straight booty lately. Here's hoping I can start turning this around with what looks to be a great card.</p><p> </p><p>

Question on the 21CW situation, did they slide down in promotion size or is just a quirk from updating game versions? Seems like a big opportunity for SNP if 21CW's ability to give out written contracts goes away, but my guess is that hasn't happened.</p><p> </p><p>

Full Prediction Card for SNP Burns Night Bash 2019</p><p>

<strong>Alton Vicious, Dwayne Dark & Riddick Jordan</strong> Vs. Konrad Makinen & The Creepy Crawlies w/Mark Carnie (3 Vs. 3 Scottish Dungeon Match)</p><p>

Comments: <em>Wow, I didn't realize how over Konrad is relative to everyone else below Riddick. A win here could really put him on a rocketship towards a title reign, but I think the Black Lions are too strong for Carnie's boys, maybe leading to Makinen splitting from the group.</em></p><p>

<strong>Matthew Macks w/Kitty Katz</strong> Vs. Neville Jones (Ladder Match for SNP Dragon Lightweight title)</p><p>

Comments: <em>Not very confident in this, but just going off of personal preference.</em></p><p>

The Inferno Vs. <strong>The Funke Bunch w/ Holly Leves</strong> (Ladder Match for SNP Tag Team title)</p><p>

Comments: <em>I can't seem to predict a Funke Bunch match to save my life, so I'll go against my instinct and say the title changes hands here.</em></p><p>

Red Threat Vs. <strong>The Vanguard</strong></p><p>

Comments: <em>Vanguard have to win here right? Right?</em> <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p>

Alessandro Caesar w/Kitty Katz Vs. <strong>The Pulveriser w/Khloe</strong></p><p>

Comments: <em>A Caesar loss leads to Katz dropping him?</em></p><p>

<strong>Martin Heath</strong> Vs. Motoyuki Miyake</p><p>

Comments: <em>Yeah, I'm picking against the big signing here. Just a feeling that Miyake can be built up with winning.</em></p><p>

The Addams Family w/Laurel Wreath Vs. The Party Animals Vs. <strong>The Wrath of Cain</strong> Vs. ??? (4 team elimination match – Pre-show)</p><p>

Comments: <em>So, the Addams Family (great name btw) don't do it for me when it comes to in-ring work. Party Animals are new, and I have no idea on the mystery team. I'll go with a personal favorite in SNP, and keep my fingers crossed.</em></p><p>

Cobra Vs. <strong>Padraig O’Hearne</strong></p><p>

Comments: <em>Man, what an upset it would be for Cobra to win this, but the popularity differences probably aren't that great. Still, can't pick against Padraig who I see as the real star in SNP's midst.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Questions:</p><p>

Who will be the two members of the fourth team in the Tag Elimination match? Absolutely no idea, but <strong>Daljit</strong> isn't booked on the show, and neither is <strong>Lutz</strong>, so let's say those two? <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p>

Which manager/client relationship will break down? <strong>Kitty Katz and Caesar</strong></p><p>

What will the attendance be? A lot depends on your industry growth/economy, but I'll go <strong>1,039</strong> for a small increase over the last show.</p>

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<p>Just gonna throw a small spanner in the works here people. As if to further cast SNP as a low-rent ECW and (somewhat arrogantly) myself as a modern day Paul Heyman I now have to tell you that we are sufficiently poorly organised here in The Chaos Arena that we didn't realise until the day of Burns Night Bash 2019 that two of our roster were not available. I've run the show (I enjoyed it) and I am just about finished writing it up (I'll probably post it tomorrow night). Anyway, that gives you all about 24 hours to answer these updated Prediction Contest questions if you wish.</p><p> </p><p>

Basically, Konrad Makinen and Matthew Macks are not gonna be on the show. O'Hearne is going to take Macks place in a match against Neville Jones while Makinen will be replaced by a new member of Carnie's Angels (already on the roster).</p><p> </p><p>

So... here goes...</p><p> </p><p>

1) Who will win the O'Hearne/Jones match?</p><p>

2) Who will join Carnie's Angels, taking part in the Main Event and does it change your thoughts on the result?</p><p>

3) Also, added to the Pre-show, Curtis Jenkins Vs. Liam Lutz... who wins?</p>

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<p>Who will win the O'Hearne/Jones match? <strong>Ohearne</strong></p><p>

2) Who will join Carnie's Angels, taking part in the Main Event and does it change your thoughts on the result?<strong> No change</strong></p><p>

3) Also, added to the Pre-show, Curtis Jenkins Vs. Liam Lutz... who wins? <strong>Lutz</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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<p>1) Who will win the O'Hearne/Jones match? <strong>O'Hearne</strong> gets the push.</p><p>

2) Who will join Carnie's Angels, taking part in the Main Event and does it change your thoughts on the result? <strong>Bali Daljit</strong> perhaps? Yes, I think that tilts the decision in favor of team Riddick Jordan for me. </p><p> </p><p>

3) Also, added to the Pre-show, Curtis Jenkins Vs. Liam Lutz... who wins? <strong>Curtis Jenkins </strong>takes it.</p>

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<p>1) Who will win the O'Hearne/Jones match? Got to be <strong>O'Hearne</strong>.</p><p>

2) Who will join Carnie's Angels, taking part in the Main Event and does it change your thoughts on the result? Still going with Black Lions to win (definitely more confident in this now, I'll say <strong>Daljit </strong>as Konrad's replacement too since I had him and Lutz in the four-way tag match, and it looks like that isn't happening based on question 3. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p>

3) Also, added to the Pre-show, Curtis Jenkins Vs. Liam Lutz... who wins? Pretty close, but I'll go <strong>Jenkins</strong>, as being a member of Black Lions should be enough for the victory.</p>

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<p>1) Who will win the O'Hearne/Jones match? O'Hearne.</p><p>

2) Who will join Carnie's Angels, taking part in the Main Event and does it change your thoughts on the result? Cobra and definitely not</p><p>

3) Also, added to the Pre-show, Curtis Jenkins Vs. Liam Lutz... who wins? CJ</p>

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<p>Welcome to SNP Burns Night Bash 2019</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Welcome to SNP Burns Night Bash 2019</strong></p><p><strong>

Venue: The Chaos Arena, Scotland</strong></p><p><strong>

Attendance: 1,114 (A new SNP record)</strong></p><p><strong>

Date: Saturday, Week 3 January, 2019</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Your referee for tonight’s show: Lucy Avatar</p><p>

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Your announce team for tonight’s show: ‘The Alchemist’ Jackie Goldstein and Karma Kollopy.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>SNP Burns Night Bash 2019 – The Preshow</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

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</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Curtis Jenkins Vs. Liam Lutz</strong></p></div><p></p><p>

<span style="color:#000080;">This late addition to the card is the first action of the night. It’s not especially memorable. Jenkins, at least, is adequate in all that he does while Lutz is still disappointing. They go through the motions, before a mostly indifferent crowd, for 7’34 before Jenkins, The Black Lion, hits his Fisherman suplex and picks up the win.</span></p><p>

<strong>Match Rating: 28 – Winner: Curtis Jenkins, via pinfall.</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Phil Bridge has just made his way into the arena, gear bag thrown over his shoulder and an inscrutable expression on his face. Khloe, his manager, catches up to him in the hallway and demands to know why he hasn’t been answering her calls and what the hell he was playing at abandoning The Pulveriser at their tag team match at Christmas Chaos. Bridge drops his bag and gets right up in Khloe’s face. It looks as though violence is in the air for a moment. Instead Bridge coldly tells Khloe that the writing has been on the wall for a long time, he’s done with The Misfits and he’s done with Khloe’s Kastoffs. He reminds everybody that he’s a Ring of Fire Dojo graduate and he’s out to show Circle of Fire (and everybody else!) that he and Bali Daljit are the real legacy of the Ring of Fire name.</p><p>

<strong>Angle Rating: 26</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Holly Leves is the next person to take to the screen. She talks about how tonight is the night that her team, The Funke Bunch, prove once and for all that they have reached new heights. She says that they’ve always had the ability and they’ve proven it many times in their decorated careers. She has merely helped them to refocus and to see things how they really are. The new Funke Bunch are not here to pander to “an audience of drunks, morons and failures. Flash and Finn are now all about Flash and Finn. And Holly.” Tonight, they are going to climb the ladder of success once more and remind everybody else in the Tag Team Division that The Bunch are back!</p><p>

<strong>Angle Rating: 22</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Scorched Earth Alliance (Bali Daljit & Phil Bridge) Vs. The Addams Family (Jimmi Addams & Kalvin Addams) w/Laurel Wreath Vs. The Party Animals (Rave & Trance) Vs. Wrath of Cain (Cain Carlile & Gavin Wrath)</strong></p></div><p></p><p>

<span style="color:#000080;">The first big reveal in this one is that Bali Daljit and Phil Bridge have formalised their partnership and are now teaming as Scorched Earth Alliance. It’s MAYHEM from the moment the bell rings with Lucy Avatar forced to work overtime to keep control with all eight men (and Laurel Wreath at ringside for the first time in quite a while) get involved. It’s an even match with all four teams fashioning opportunities to win. Rave, slightly sluggish after his long layoff, pins Cain Carlile to get the first elimination, removing Man of the Match Gavin Wrath in the process. The Addams Family combine next to pin Phil Bridge leaving us with two teams. The Addams work over Rave for a spell but when he manages to tag out to Trance the momentum shifts again. Sensing her man is in danger, Laurel Wreath attempts to take out Trance with a sceptre that she’s inexplicably brought to the ring. However Trance ducks, Wreath smashes Jimmi and it’s easy for Trance to pick up the pieces (and the win for his team) at 11’31.</span></p><p>

<strong>Match Rating: 43 Winners: The Party Animals, via pinfall.</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>SNP Burns Night Bash 2019</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> Welcome to a new year here in SNP. We’re already breaking records tonight with ANOTHER record high crowd gathered here in The Chaos Arena, 1,114 members of the SNP Army here in anticipation of another night of hard-hitting, high-flying action of the sort that can’t be seen anywhere else in the world today! We have a night of real carnage lined up ahead of us. I’m joined on announce duties tonight by my broadcast colleague Karma Kollopy!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Kollopy:</strong> Thanks for the introduction Jackie, I’m all set for another night of unmissable, unforgettable action. In true SNP style however, things are so unpredictable that I have to announce some changes to the show line up even before we get started! Regrettably, neither Konrad Makinen or SNP Dragon Lightweight Champion Matthew Macks can be here tonight so, in a change to our previously announced card Neville Jones, who was slated to challenge for Macks’ title, will instead face off against another Irishman in the shape of Padraig O’Hearne. We’ve also been told that Carnie’s Angels have arranged a replacement for Makinen themselves and we’ll hear more about that later. In addition to this, due to the uncertainty surrounding the participants, our Main Event will not be a Scottish Dungeon match but instead an elimination match. To get us started though… Laurel Wreath!</p><p> </p><p>

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Laurel still looks slightly chastened as she makes her way out to the ring with t-shirt gun in hand. She puts her misstep in the last match behind her though as she fires the t-shirts out into the wildly enthusiastic crowd and is soon head-banging around the ring with just enough sexuality injected into her rock n’roll hedonism that most of the audience would probably crawl over broken glass for just the opportunity at a hug. Wreath’s smirk suggests that she might be willing to share more than that in any case. The crowd are well and truly warmed up now.</p><p>

<strong>Angle Rating: 60</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

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</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Martin Heath Vs. Motoyki Miyaki</strong></p></div><p></p><p>

<span style="color:#000080;">From the moment these two lock up it’s clear that there is chemistry between them. Heath is peerless throughout the early exchanges, using his speed and agility to stay outside Miyaki’s offence and attacking from distance time and time again. Miyaki, for his part, still seems rusty but there’s little denying his star potential. Everything he does conveys a real danger to it and while he hasn’t found his form fully here yet in SNP his MMA-influenced assault means he can take control out of nowhere. That’s precisely what happens here with the Japanese fighter calmly sidestepping an axe-handle from the top by Heath, taking him down and locking in a painful looking armbar. Miyaki wrenches back on the limb with a clinical detachment and there’s nothing ‘Magic’ Martin can do but tap out at 7’02.</span></p><p>

<strong>Match Rating: 37 – Winner: Motoyuki Miyaki, via submission.</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> Miyaki’s star continues to rise here in SNP. I think it’s fair to say that former Dragon Lightweight Champions Martin Heath is the biggest name he’s knocked off yet!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Kollopy:</strong> Absolutely. There’s been such a clamour amongst our management ranks here for his services too and a performance like that one is only going to accelerate that interest! Speaking of management, Laurel Wreath got us off to a hell of a start tonight too. I was hoping that she’d fire a t-shirt in our direction.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> It’s no secret that Laurel and I have had our differences at times in the past but, whatever I can say about her as a manager or as part of the announce team, the woman knows her way around a t-shirt gun! We’re going to have an update on our Main Event next, The Creepy Crawlies going to share the identity of their new partner with us!</p><p> </p><p>

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As ‘The Alchemist’ Jackie Goldstein has intimated Augustus Bumblescoop and Colin Picalo make their way to the ring. They tell the audience that, despite Konrad Makinen’s absence tonight, Carnie’s Angels have an ace up their sleeve to take The Black Lions down.</p><p> </p><p>

Colin Picalo: Numbers makes a difference. Always.</p><p>

Augustus Bumblescoop: The higher the better baby!</p><p>

Colin Picalo: A lion will maul you right out in the open, tear you limb from limb.</p><p>

Augustus Bumblescoop: Where’s the subtlety, where’s the intrigue? It’s better to strike from cover, to attack when your enemy doesn’t see it coming, to strike, to poison, to destroy. Ladies and gentlemen, you can take it from me because the view is so damn fine, from way up here on high… this moment is a game changer in the War for SNP. The newest member of Carnie’s Angels… Cobra!</p><p> </p><p>

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The sleazy snakeman makes his way to the ring, embraces his new brethren and addresses the SNP Army.</p><p> </p><p>

Cobra: In my time in SNP I’ve watched a lot of people come and go. I’ve watched titles change hands, alliances shift and reshape, heroes die and causes unravel. I’ve beaten good men and I’ve slithered from one feud to another, biting where least expected. I am as dangerous as any man in the whole of SNP, in the whole wrestling business. Ask Jimmi Addams how much I can take from a man. Alone, I was the shadow in the dark, the salt in the wound and the knife in the back. Now, allied with Mark Carnie and Carnie’s Angels, I will be unstoppable! Today it’s The Black Lions, tomorrow it’s the world.</p><p> </p><p>

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Mark Carnie looks ecstatic as he and his team make their way to the back.</p><p>

<strong>Angle Rating: 40</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> Mark Carnie adding to the ranks of his soldiers.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Kollopy:</strong> A shrewd recruitment too. Cobra has always been dangerous but somewhat unfocused. With Mark Carnie pointing him in the direction of his choosing the whole of SNP had better be on watch!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> Next up we have another big battle in a gigantic grudge feud between Alessandro Caesar and The Pulveriser. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Karma, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Kollopy:</strong> Well the woman in question, Khloe, is making her way out here now with The Pulveriser!</p><p> </p><p>

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The Pulveriser cuts a scathing promo on his one time running mate. He accuses him of running out on the woman who gave their careers here in SNP.</p><p> </p><p>

“Alessandro Caesar has ignored his brain and been led by what is between his legs. He’s a dumb, dumb guy who has backed the wrong horse and is going to pay for his rank stupidity. Sure, he’s landing a few early blows in this feud but now I’m ready, I’m focused and I’m going to tear his head off. What Khloe wants, Khloe gets.”</p><p> </p><p>

The Pulveriser also fires off a warning for Phil Bridge, letting him know that his defection hasn’t gone unnoticed either and that he’d better watch his back too because his time will come. He turns his attention back to Caesar for a finish with three single words,</p><p>

“Come. Get. Pulverised.”</p><p>

<strong>Angle Rating: 37</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Alessandro Caesar w/Kitty Katz Vs. The Pulveriser w/Khloe</strong></p></div><p></p><p>

<span style="color:#000080;">These former stablemates show excellent chemistry as they go head to head again tonight in another bout typified by brutal, high impact blows from both sides. The punishment dished out by both men is vicious and still neither will back down. Both Khloe and Kitty Katz are significant players as they circle the ring too, giving both the crowd and referee Lucy Avatar something else to watch out for. Caesar and The Pulveriser hit hard and hit often. No quarter is asked or given. A stiff knee from Caesar to the head has The Pulveriser reeling but just when it looks as though the Italian is about to take control, he’s laid out by a Spinebuster that is born out of desperation. Both men manage to beat the referee’s count and get back to their feet. Another flurry of punches are exchanged, Caesar attempts a suplex but it’s blocked. He tries again. It’s blocked again. The Pulveriser brings his own massive strength to bear, hoisting Caesar up and dropping him back down with a huge Blade Slam. It’s enough to pick up the 3 count, the win and some bragging rights at 8’13.</span></p><p>

<strong>Match Rating: 36 – Winner: The Pulveriser, via pinfall.</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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As Khloe gloats in the ring the camera picks up Caesar and Kitty Katz as they retreat backstage. Caesar is still limping heavily. He winces and leans against the wall to gather his breath. Kats asks if he’s ok and he shakes his head. She offers him her arm and he puts his arm around her shoulder. Pressed closely together they slowly make their way further back.</p><p>

<strong>Angle Rating: 48</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Kollopy:</strong> A big, big win for The Pulveriser and for Khloe there. This one isn’t over yet!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> I’ll agree with that. Kitty Katz and big Caesar looked pretty close as they left too.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Kollopy:</strong> Jackie! Seriously man, where are you going with that? He’s beat up pretty bad, she’s his manager. She’s also a married woman! Padraig O’Hearne would not be impressed with your insinuation.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> Fine, fine, fine. Jeez Karma give a man a break, I’m just saying what I see. I’m a broadcast journalist, I have an obligation to seek out and spread the truth.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Kollopy:</strong> Let’s move onto safer subjects – The Vanguard, the highly touted pairing of Meathead McAullie and Bret Heartbreak about to collide with Red Threat, the always unpredictable pairing of Maximum Destruction and Nototious F.R.E.A.K.</p><p> </p><p>

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</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Red Threat (Maximum Destruction & Notorious F.R.E.A.K.) Vs. The Vanguard (Bret Heartbreak & Meathead McAullie)</strong></p></div><p></p><p>

<span style="color:#000080;">Max D goes toe-to-toe with Meathead to get this one started, the poisonous grudge between the pair given further license as they brawl wildly. There’s precious little finesse on show here, these men just want to hurt each other. The Vanguard take control however, using regular quick tags to isolate Destruction and inflict as much harm as they can. Heartbreak and McAullie are noticeably sharper throughout. Maximum Destruction’s formidable strengths appear to be on the wane and F.R.E.A.K. is noticeably off the pace here, in the company of men who traditionally challenge close to the top of the card. The Vanguard’s domination results in an emphatic victory at 6’15 as they destroy F.R.E.A.K. with their deadly finisher, Advance Warning, to send out a clear message that they are a danger to the whole Tag Team Division.</span></p><p>

<strong>Match Rating: 42 Winners: The Vanguard, via pinfall.</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> The Vanguard emerge victorious! It’s been a hectic few months for both these guys but if they can put all the confusion behind them and operate on the same page as effectively as they have tonight… well, there will be a lot of tag teams here in SNP who won’t anticipate a match against The Vanguard.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Kollopy:</strong> Meathead and Bret showing a precision focus tonight. There are still cryptic hints that they have a bigger plan in place. What are they The Vanguard of? That’s a question for another night though, in the here and now they looked extremely impressive.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> Speaking of impressive, Padraig O’Hearne took huge strides forward in 2018 and he’s stepping into the shoes of his old tag partner tonight, replacing the absent Matthew Macks against ‘The Prince of Wales’ Neville Jones.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Kollopy:</strong> If you’re Jones it has to be frustrating. You’re prepared for a ladder match for the SNP Dragon Lightweight title and, instead, you wind up facing a technical master like Padraig O’Hearne.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> Presumably he’ll get his title shot sooner rather than later though and, when he does, a match like tonight’s is a hell of a trial run!</p><p> </p><p>

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</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Neville Jones Vs. Padraig O’Hearne</strong></p></div><p></p><p>

<span style="color:#000080;">Jones is fired up for the start of this, clearly smarting at being denied his title opportunity. He keeps O’Hearne honest with a succession of dropkicks and an especially nasty swinging neckbreaker that results in a 2 count. Ultimately though Jones goes to the well one time too many and O’Hearne hits the breaks before walking into another dropkick. Jones crashes to the mat and O’Hearne quickly slips on a sharpshooter. Jones, to his credit, refuses to tap out but in the minute or so it takes him to get to the ropes the damage is done. With his speed neutralised, Jones inevitably gives up the momentum and O’Hearne takes charge. There’s one ugly moment when the Irishman mistimes an elbow and the sound of Jones’ cheek bone fracturing is audible around the arena. Mercifully for Jones, the end come shortly afterwards, he falls victim to O’Hearne’s Crowning Glory and the leader of Circle of Fire picks up the victory at 9’38.</span></p><p>

<strong>Match Rating: 52 – Winner: Padraig O’Hearne, via pinfall</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> Padraig O’Hearne celebrates as Neville Jones makes his way gingerly to the back. 2019 begins with a bang for O’Hearne. This could be the year when the heat from the Circle of Fire intensifies to a degree that it burns all around it.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Kollopy:</strong> A good showing from Neville Jones too though. He will remain a legitimate force in the Dragon Lightweight division and I think everybody will join me in the hope that the facial injury he sustained in this match is not a serious one.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> It’s a reminder, if any were needed, that Padraig O’Hearne, underneath all the smiles and good intentions, is as dangerous a man as any here in SNP. Alessandro Caesar be warned!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Kollopy:</strong> Jackie! Are you still on that? Let it go man! Unless you want to be the one drawing the fury of O’Hearne down upon you.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> Sage advice Karma, sage advice. Taking it on board let’s look ahead to our next bout. It’s got ladders. It’s got The Inferno, Padraig O’Hearne’s stablemates and current SNP Tag Team Champions and it’s got a resurgent Funke Bunch.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Kollopy:</strong> I think it’s fair to say that it has got pretty much everything!</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>The Inferno © (Lenny Mochin & Rohan Kirchner) Vs. The Funke Bunch (Finn Funke & Flash Funke) w/ Holly Leves – Ladder Match for SNP Tag Team titles.</strong></p><p>

<span style="color:#000080;">With the stakes so high it comes as no surprise that all four men give it their all here. There are no bad performances with Flash Funke and Rohan Kirchner in particular standing out. Both men come close to securing victory early on but Lenny Mochin is on hand to push over Flash’s ladder just as his hands are scrabbling for victory. Kirchner comes even closer, a heartbeat away from getting the belts free when Finn Funke springboards across the air from another ladder to tackle the South African Sensation to the canvas below while the SNP Army chant their appreciation. The risks keep coming and everybody proves worthy. Eventually though, when Lenny and Finn spill out to the floor when their ladder overbalances, it comes down to Flash and Rohan battling for control atop another ladder. Avatar is gone to check on the two fallen warriors outside the ring. Holly Leves seizes the opportunity, sliding into the ring and grabbing one of Kirchner’s legs as he tries to climb another rung. Distracted, he’s easy pickings for Finn Funke who rakes his fingers across the eyes of his foe, headbutts him twice, pushes him from the ladder and unhooks the titles to become the first THREE-TIME SNP Tag Team Champions at 12’25!</span></p><p><span style="color:#000080;">

</span><strong>Match Rating: 53 – Match Winners: The Funke Bunch, via Object Retrieval/Outside Interference – NEW SNP TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> The Funke Bunch have done it. They’re top of the mountain once more and nobody can say they haven’t earned it!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Kollopy:</strong> Well, let’s not get carried away. At the very least Holly Leves deserves a pretty major assist for that one.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> Oh come on Karma, you’re focusing on all the wrong parts of this great achievement! The record books won’t remember how this one ended, just that it was The Bunch who came away with gold around their waists once more.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Kollopy:</strong> I can’t argue with that. I wouldn’t want to argue with these next guys either!</p><p> </p><p>

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SNP King of Scotland Riddick Jordan is accompanied to ringside by his fellow Black Lions Alton Vicious and Dwayne Dark. They sneer at the assembled masses before launching into a diatribe to hype up tonight’s match. Dark fails to convince here but Jordan, once more, looks every inch a true superstar. ‘The Dude’ is a little more restrained than his colleagues here but every word is measured and demands the attention of the listeners. He accuses Konrad Makinen of running scared, laughs at the refusal of Carnie’s Angels to see through the original Scottish Dungeon stipulation and asserts once more than The Black Lions are the best of the best and the SNP Army can either accept that or not… it makes no difference. Alton Vicious screams that “the white meat is about to get tenderised!” before all three men finish together, “the future is here and the future is BLACK!”</p><p>

<strong>Angle Rating: 54</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Alton Vicious, Dwayne Dark & SNP King of Scotland Riddick Jordan Vs. Augustus Bumblescoop, Cobra & Colin Picalo – 3-on-3 Elimination Match</strong></p></div><p></p><p>

<span style="color:#000080;">Colin Picalo starts this one against ‘The Bad Man’ Alton Vicious. Picalo uses his boxing skills to land a few stiff blows while slipping Vicious’ slower strikes and it looks early on as though Picalo will make a big statement here. Vicious eventually does block a punch though and then lands one, two, three of his own in quick succession. A couple of quick tags sees all three of The Black Lions land huge moves on Picalo but it’s Vicious who eliminates him after a decidedly savage Powerbomb. Cobra, making his debut with Carnie’s Angels, draws the next blood, catching Dwayne Dark with a sudden DDT and following it up with a precision knee to the face and scoring the three count. Riddick Jordan simply takes over the longer the match goes on though, a performance that absolutely dwarfs any we’ve seen before in an SNP ring. The Angels simply don’t stand a chance. Cobra is eliminated after two huge German suplexes (though he still finds the time to drop Vicious heavily onto one shoulder when he slips during a slam attempt). Augustus Bumblescoop, who was impressive throughout and never gave up, was faced with a near impossible task as he tried in vain to see off both of the former Northern Lights. Vicious, whose own performance was outstanding, and the peerless Jordan toss him back and forth, inflicting pain that would have destroyed a lesser man. His last flurry sees him knock Vicious from the apron but he turns back into a killer lariat from Bumblescoop that leaves him in a heap. Jordan takes to the top and lands his patented Flying Head Butt to win this one for his team at 13’58.</span></p><p>

<strong>Match Rating: 61 – Match Winners: Alton Vicious & Riddick Jordan, via pinfall.</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<em>Note: Riddick Jordan gave us a 74 performance, hands down the best in SNP history!</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Kollopy:</strong> You know, they’ve been doing it for so long now that it’s sometimes easy to take The Black Lions for granted. Nights like tonight though… they remind us all of just how good they truly are. </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> You can talk about Carnie’s Angels, you can talk about Circle of Fire, you can talk about The Vanguard, The Funke Bunch or anybody else you care to. The Black Lions talk about how the future is black… from here the present looks pretty much empty of light too.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Kollopy:</strong> It’s been another dramatic night here in The Chaos Arena. The SNP story continues to flourish though. And in just three short weeks, we’ll be doing it all again.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jackie Goldstein:</strong> That’s right Karma, it’s time for our annual, massive Battle Royal… thanks for being with us tonight and we’ll see you all at SNP Carnage IV!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Show Rating: 57 (increased popularity in 1 region).</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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<p>Great show as always! Good progression throughout, and I probably should have seen that Daljit/Bridge team coming. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

Jordan really does seem like the MVP of SNP, and with Echoes gone, he looks to be on top for awhile.</p>

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<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Full Prediction Card for SNP Burns Night Bash 2019 - Results</span></strong></p><p> Alton Vicious, Dwayne Dark & Riddick Jordan Vs. Konrad Makinen & The Creepy Crawlies w/Mark Carnie (3 Vs. 3 Scottish Dungeon Match)</p><p> <em>Comments: Match did not take place, Makinen unavailable.</em></p><p> Matthew Macks w/Kitty Katz Vs. Neville Jones (Ladder Match for SNP Dragon Lightweight title)</p><p> <em>Comments: Match did not take place, Macks unavailable.</em></p><p> The Inferno Vs. <strong>The Funke Bunch w/ Holly Leves</strong> (Ladder Match for SNP Tag Team title)</p><p> <em>Comments: The Bunch become champs again. It was their best match in their time in SNP. It’s been building to this for a while and most people expected this.</em></p><p> Red Threat Vs. <strong>The Vanguard</strong></p><p> <em>Comments: The Heartbreak/McAullie alliance got the expected win.</em></p><p> Alessandro Caesar w/Kitty Katz Vs. <strong>The Pulveriser w/Khloe</strong></p><p> <em>Comments: The bulk of votes went for Caesar here but I felt The Pulveriser (and Khloe!) needed the win more. Caesar actually performed marginally better of the two.</em></p><p> Martin Heath Vs. <strong>Motoyuki Miyake</strong></p><p> <em>Comments: Miyake’s introduction as a threat continues. He’s still showing ring rust though so it’s difficult to know how good he really is yet.</em></p><p> The Addams Family w/Laurel Wreath Vs. <strong>The Party Animals</strong> Vs. The Wrath of Cain Vs. ??? (4 team elimination match – Pre-show)</p><p> <em>Comments: The debuting Party Animals won in a match where Gavin Wrath, both Addams brothers and Trance stood out as being particularly good while Phil Bridge was the only one noticeably off the pace.</em></p><p> Cobra Vs. Padraig O’Hearne</p><p> <em>Comments: Match did not take place, both men took roles filling the gaps left by the absence of others.</em></p><p> </p><p> <span style="text-decoration:underline;">Bonus Questions</span>:</p><p> Who will be the two members of the fourth team in the Tag Elimination match? (2 points, 1 for each) <strong>Bali Daljit & Phil Bridge</strong>. Daljit was a popular choice, Bridge not so much. I do feel that there were enough hints across the last few shows that this made sense. More will be revealed going forward about the motivation of the pair.</p><p> Which manager/client relationship will break down? (2 points, 1 for each) <strong>Khoe/Phil Bridge</strong>. Most people got Khloe, Phil Bridge was rather forgotten about once more. Again, I think there was enough done in the background that it worked from a story point of view but that maybe Bridge was just far enough down the card that he’s effectively hidden from obvious sight.</p><p> What will the attendance be? (Show is in Scotland, 2 points for whoever is closest to correct figure) <strong>1,114</strong> was the number. The closest was smw88 and given that he won the prediction contest by 1 point, this was a huge one for him to get right.</p><p> Additional Questions:</p><p> 1) Who will win the <strong>O'Hearne</strong>/Jones match? Everybody got this right. Not a hard call to be fair.</p><p> 2) Who will join Carnie's Angels, taking part in the Main Event and does it change your thoughts on the result? Daljit was the common choice here but DAVEFAN95 called <strong>Cobra</strong> correctly. I’m pretty sure this was suggested in the rumours list I shared recently too. Keep an eye on it lads!</p><p> 3) Also, added to the Pre-show, <strong>Curtis Jenkins</strong> Vs. Liam Lutz... who wins? Jenkins, as predicted by many, got the win here.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Prediction Contest Results </strong>(<em>Unless indicated otherwise the contestant entered all 4 shows that formed this contest</em>)</p><p> 8th – Atticus (3 points, 1 prediction)</p><p> 6th – Tiberious4, KnowYourEnemy (both 5 points, both 1 prediction)</p><p> 5th – DAVEFAN95 (9 points, 1 prediction)</p><p> 4th – Kingjames (18 points, 2 predictions)</p><p> 3rd – Dr_Avalanche (22 points)</p><p> 2nd – MrWolf101 (28 points)</p><p> <strong>1st – smw88 (29 points)</strong></p><p> </p><p> Congratulations to smw88, I’ll DM you asking for your choice of roster member for the next Fan Encounter with JustCallMeLupin (or if you see this yourself before I get to it feel free to DM yourself or just announce it here, whatever works).</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="kingjames" data-cite="kingjames" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="42059" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>The Inferno Vs. <strong>The Funke Bunch w/ Holly Leves</strong> (Ladder Match for SNP Tag Team title)<p> Comments: <em>The rebirth finds its climax as the Funke Bunch take the SNP Tag titles once again. Also, I imagine SNP's ladder budget is going to be thoroughly exceeded this month.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I would just like to put it on record that we did not pull the second ladder match because of issues with our ladder buget. SNP is in a financial position to have as many ladder matches as we want for years to come.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="KnowYourEnemy" data-cite="KnowYourEnemy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="42059" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> Who will be the two members of the fourth team in the Tag Elimination match? (2 points, 1 for each) Curtis Jenkins & Jeff Amazon</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Jeff Amazon is not on the SNP roster. However I am going to go and look him up right now... *pause* ... heh, a stoat smuggler. Look at that.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="smw88" data-cite="smw88" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="42059" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>What will the attendance be? (Show is in Scotland, 2 points for whoever is closest to correct figure) <strong>1100</strong></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> You got two points for this and won the prediction contest by one point! Great call! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Dr_Avalanche" data-cite="Dr_Avalanche" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="42059" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>The Inferno </strong>Vs. The Funke Bunch w/ Holly Leves (Ladder Match for SNP Tag Team title)<p> Comments: <em>On one hand, my principle is to stick with the champion, but the Funke Bunch will hold those belts soon, I feel it. Ah, heck, let's say they retain one more time...</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Should have gone with your gut! <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DAVEFAN95" data-cite="DAVEFAN95" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="42059" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>First time commenter, long time lurker and from one Irish man to another, congratulations. I think you've done exceptionally well broadcasting this promotion that is close to what one would expect SNP to be conveyed as if the C-Verse was real. I think despite the lack of available talent in the British Isles you've done really well to get guys over and get good grades out of mediocre talent. The writing is fun and informative and the extra segments are probably some of the best I've seen on the boards. So well done and keep up the good work. One thing I would like really like to see is a little bit of a roster analysis just to kind of round things off for the year. Doesn't need to be anything overly complicated just something to show us how the roster is shaping up.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Great to see a fresh face here and I really appreciate the kind words (especially from a fellow countryman). I'm definitely happy to do a Roster Review of some sort. Any other feedback as to the sort of information you're looking for? I could break it down by divisions is an early thought?</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MrWolf101" data-cite="MrWolf101" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="42059" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Question on the 21CW situation, did they slide down in promotion size or is just a quirk from updating game versions? Seems like a big opportunity for SNP if 21CW's ability to give out written contracts goes away, but my guess is that hasn't happened.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> 21CW are still Cult sized and ranked 2nd in the word at the moment behind only USPW in terms of importance (only 7th in influence) so they still have written contracts for all but a bare handful of rookies. There's also been another change to their TV situation but you'll have to wait until Thistle Talk to see what happened there! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MrWolf101" data-cite="MrWolf101" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="42059" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Great show as always! Good progression throughout, and I probably should have seen that Daljit/Bridge team coming. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> Jordan really does seem like the MVP of SNP, and with Echoes gone, he looks to be on top for awhile.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Nobody else saw Scorched Earth Alliance coming together either so don't feel too bad. </p><p> </p><p> As to your other point, 'The Dude' Riddick Jordan is in real danger of leaving the rest of the roster behind him at the moment. In the last two shows he's set SNP records for both angle (I think, from memory, 75) and match performance (74). It's like he's made it his personal mission to ensure Hugh Echoes/De Aske won't be missed.</p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DarEatWorld" data-cite="DarEatWorld" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="42059" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> Should have gone with your gut! <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> My gut is my best feature, so I really should. It has more gravitas than my head, at least. </p><p> </p><p> It's not the first time I go against my instincts and is punished for it. </p><p> </p><p> Great show. Good save with those key parts of the card being absent. And Riddick is just money.</p>
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<p>Woo I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my medium, my tarot reader and my astronomer for helping guide my predictions....</p><p> </p><p>

Seriously though some unexpected good guessing and a dose of good luck. I must give you all credit for such a compelling dynasty that makes me want to follow and see what comes next!</p><p> </p><p>

I'll take a look and let you know a name later today</p><p> </p><p>

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<p>Saturday Week 4, January, 2019</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Contract News</span></strong></p><p>

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SNP King of Scotland Riddick Jordan has signed a 3 year contract extension with SNP. Jordan, 27, is a two-time SNP King of Scotland and a two-time SNP Tag Team champion. The 2011 Ring of Fire Dojo Graduate is a key member of the SNP roster and we are delighted that he will be with us going forward.</p><p>

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Rohan Kirchner has signed a 4 year contract extension with SNP. South African born Kirchner, 31, is a former SNP Dragon Lightweight and SNP Tag Team Champion who graduated from Ring of Fire Dojo in 2006.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Injury News</span></strong></p><p>

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Neville Jones (fractured cheek bone) and Alton Vicious (dislocated shoulder) are both expected to be fully fit before our next show.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Miscellaneous News</span></strong></p><p>

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21CW have signed a number of new deals for their weekly television show ‘21CW Best of British Wrestling’. The show will now be aired on Channel 6 (Canada/British Isles), Arcadia (USA) and The Bloke Channel (Australia) as well as their already existing deal with Euro Cable Sports 4 (Europe). Their collecting TV rating rose to 7.21 this week which is closer to the sort of numbers they were used to last year (ending the year with a 7.65 rating) than those of the last few weeks (between 1.60 and 1.66).</p><p>

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VWA have grown in stature and are now considered a regional level promotion.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Karma Klutch – Karma Kollopy on Burns Night Bash 2019 – an interview with Liz Sweetheart</strong></p><p>

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<strong>LS:</strong> Karma, how pleased or displeased were you with the show overall?</p><p>

<strong>KK:</strong> Well, to be totally honest, my first reaction to it was one of mild disappointment but I think that just says a lot about the expectation that I have for our product these days. Taking my critical hat off for a moment it was a new record attendance for us which is always a sign that you’re doing things right. In addition to that I’ve since been told that TEW.com have rated it as our 3rd best show ever so clearly, by any standard we did well. By my nature though I’m somebody who always looks at how things could have been better. There’s a part of me that still feels like it was a little bit of a missed opportunities. A number of factors combined to force us to shift things around quite a lot and, while things went well overall, it wasn’t necessarily the show that I expected us to be presenting.</p><p>

<strong>LS:</strong> I presume you’re referring to the need to switch the card around due to the absence of some of our roster?</p><p>

<strong>KK:</strong> Well that’s not the only thing but it was definitely the most significant factor so, sure, we’ll start with that. It’s on us here, it’s on me really, that we booked the show on a night when Konrad Makinen and SNP Dragon Lightweight Champions Matthew Macks were unavailable. In some regards that last minute rebooking lends itself to the narrative that this is a very chaotic, fluid environment where anything can happen at any time. For me though, trying to make changes to the card at the last minute… it’s not ideal and it’s not something that I’ll want to make a habit of. Particularly I don’t want us to be chopping and changing a Main Event at the last minute, the show is effectively sold on the Main Event and I would like us to be delivering on what we promised. As it turned out, the Main Event was a hell of a match and I don’t think many people went away disappointed but even so… it’s not something that will help us if it happens regularly.</p><p>

<strong>LS:</strong> What other kind of things are you talking about upsetting your plans for the show?</p><p>

<strong>KK:</strong> Well I’ll give two examples of the sort of thing that can upset your plans. Phil Bridge finally cut his ties with Khloe at the show and paired off with Bali Daljit. That’s something that we’ve been building to quite slowly for a while and, overall, I’m quite pleased with how it went. I worried that it was a bit too obvious but it seemed to genuinely catch the bulk of our audience by surprise. That backstage scene where Bridge and Khloe had a screaming match? The original plan was that Phil was going to lash out at her physically and lay her out. Phil was actually happy to go along with it but Khloe wasn’t having it. I think it worked even the way we did it but the impact if we’d been able to go as planned could have been much more significant. Yes, it would have been controversial, yes, it would have offended some people but I believe it would have pushed the envelope and announced to the wrestling industry that we’re going to shake some cages in 2019. I also believe it would have elevated both Phil and Khloe and, by extension, probably Bali and The Pulveriser too. It hasn’t destroyed the angle as it played out but I just feel we could have gotten more from it.</p><p>

<strong>LS:</strong> What was the other issue?</p><p>

<strong>KK:</strong> To cover for the lack of Konrad Makinen a decision was reached to accelerate plans to bring Cobra into Carnie’s Angels. So far so good right? To my frustration, Cobra wouldn’t take part in a Scottish Dungeon Match, as we’d advertised the Main Event to be. So we switched to an elimination match and, as I said, it went really well. Again though, I feel that it would have been even better received in our original plans and it can’t do much for Cobra’s hopes here that he won’t partake in what is effectively our signature match. Don’t get me wrong, I like the guy, he’s really positive, really social and generous and he’s been a pleasure to deal with since he got here. Still… I feel like he’s after limiting himself a little bit now.</p><p>

<strong>LS:</strong> What about injuries? Both Neville Jones and Alton Vicious left The Chaos Arena with injuries. Is there a case to be made that the high intensity, high risk style seen in SNP is counter-productive and detrimental to the talent?</p><p>

<strong>KK:</strong> I don’t think so Liz. Pro wrestling is physical. People will be hurt from time to time. Neither of the two boys are badly hurt, they’ll both be fit for our next show. The speed, the power, the high stakes are all things that are a key part of our show. We don’t want people to get injured but we don’t want to dilute the product either. The SNP Army are here to see a special type of action and that is what we want to serve up. Our roster are here because they want to be here, they’re as passionate and as driven to spread the SNP message as I am.</p><p>

<strong>LS:</strong> Any other observations to share with us before we wrap up?</p><p>

<strong>KK:</strong> Sure. I was delighted to see The Funke Bunch back on top. A number of months ago a fan told me that he didn’t feel invested in The Bunch. I found that a bit surprising, they’ve plenty of pedigree after all and they’ve had their moments here before. So I took that as a personal failure that needed to be addressed. Credit to Flash and Finn, they worked with me on it. We gave them a new manager and Holly has been a really good addition. We gave them new gimmicks, dropping the frivolity of before and that’s worked from my point of view as well. Overall though, they’ve found a new gear in the ring and put in performances like nothing we’ve seen from them before. They deserve this success and I’m delighted for them. I’ll make two other points quickly and leave it at that. I think the Tag Division is red hot right now. In addition to The Funke Bunch and the dethroned Inferno we’ve got The Party Animals (whose debut was good), The Addams Family back together, Wrath of Cain, The Creepy Crawlies, Red Threat, Scorched Earth Society and The Vanguard. A real depth of talent there. Finally Riddick Jordan deserves special mention. His performances of late have been setting a new benchmark for brilliance here in SNP. He’s just a force of nature and a genuinely wonderful example to everybody else here. All jokes aside, at his current level, I wouldn’t be surprised if other promotions start taking a look at him. My hope is that we can grow along with him. Only time will tell!</p><p>

<strong>LS:</strong> Thanks for your time Karma, it’s been insightful.</p><p>

<strong>KK:</strong> The pleasure was all mine Liz. Take care until next time.</p><p> </p><p>

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DarEatWorld" data-cite="DarEatWorld" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="42059" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Great to see a fresh face here and I really appreciate the kind words (especially from a fellow countryman). I'm definitely happy to do a Roster Review of some sort. Any other feedback as to the sort of information you're looking for? I could break it down by divisions is an early thought?</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I don't really mind what way you break it down. In terms of the information, I'd like to know what pop, push, SNP record for last year and all time SNP record is like and then a brief personal analysis of how you think the worker did over the year and maybe what the future holds but feel free to include/exclude anything you want. I'm just giving you some things I'd like to see. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt=":cool:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/cool.png.f00d2562b2c1d873a09323753efdb041.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>
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<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah283/DarEatWorld/SNP_zpsc0w5yeji.jpg</span><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah283/DarEatWorld/SNPFAN_zpswupqvvfz.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> JustCallMeLupin is back people, once more dropping a knowledge bomb right down upon my colleagues in the SNP Army. Before I launch into my latest encounters with members of the SNP roster I’d like to take this moment to remind you all that I called Cobra joining Carnie’s Angels last year. JCML knows what he’s talking about people and don’t any of you ever, EVER forget that! </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah283/DarEatWorld/Jimmi%20Addams_zpsnk8qnwtp.jpg</span><span>http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah283/DarEatWorld/Kalvin%20Addams_zpsyibjyrww.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Anyway, back to the task at hand. The morning after Burns Night Bash I was dropping my buddies The Viking and J-Royalty (Europe’s most imaginatively named Hip-Hop duo) at the airport when we ran into The Addams Family. It turns out that Jimmi (who lives in Scotland now) was dropping Kalvin off there too (he lives in Sweden). </p><p> </p><p> I couldn’t get over how similar they are, I mean I know they’re twins but the characters they play in SNP are so different. The truth is somewhere in the middle. In reality they’re not as suave as Jimmi’s character or as obnoxiously trollish as Kalvin’s. They’re both decent, humble, optimistic guys who, after spending half of their 36 years in wrestling, have plenty of stories. </p><p> </p><p> Kalvin chats a little more initially, arguably the slightly bigger star after not missing 6 months with an injury. He covers out the basics of his career - 4 years in UCR, 10 years in EWA this month before breaking off to answer a phone call in passable German. Jimmi picks up the conversational baton then. He tells us that even though he was only out for 6 months, he feels that the injury has set him back to where he was about a year ago. He doesn’t dwell on it and says he’s looking forward to getting back up the card. He does stress that there was nobody to blame and that the angle with Cobra is just that. It was the best match that he’d had in years anyway! He nods at this twin and tells us that he admires Kalvin making the effort to pick up German, that if he had done the same he might still be in EWA also. Instead he spent the time between June 2016 and his SNP debut in January of last year slogging away on the independent scene. It was clearly quite sobering for him and has given him an appreciation and a focus to make the most of his time with us.</p><p> </p><p> They were EWA tag champs 3 times together and Kalvin also had another run with Eric Lister that only ended last month. Kalvin, of course, is also the current SNP Hardcore champion and he said that the match in which he won the title (also last month) from Dwayne Dark is one of the best matches he’s had in the last few years. They both urge me and the boys to check out a Tag Team Match they had against The Johansson Brothers at EWA End of Era back in November 2016. Kalvin added that his best match of late came at the same event two years later when he lost to Petey Barnes.</p><p> </p><p> They reflect that they’ve come a long, long way from their first run in UCR as the comedic, atrociously named Henchman #1 and Henchman #2. We don’t stay long after that, The Addams Family are professional enough to have endured, rather than enjoyed, our chat. It’s no surprise that, even after their long careers, neither man professes to have made a staunch friend in the business other than each other. Maybe it’s because their twins? They’re a real sense that they’re enjoying being on the same roster again. Only time will tell if we’re to see a lot of them as a duo on screen now or if they’ll be used to fill out the Hardcore Division (Kalvin the current champ, Jimmi was on a decent push before his injury). I’ll say this though, it would be hard to begrudge them any success, particularly Jimmi after the difficulties of the last half year. I’ll be crossing my fingers for them both in 2019!</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah283/DarEatWorld/SNP_zpsc0w5yeji.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DAVEFAN95" data-cite="DAVEFAN95" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="42059" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I don't really mind what way you break it down. In terms of the information, I'd like to know what pop, push, SNP record for last year and all time SNP record is like and then a brief personal analysis of how you think the worker did over the year and maybe what the future holds but feel free to include/exclude anything you want. I'm just giving you some things I'd like to see. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt=":cool:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/cool.png.f00d2562b2c1d873a09323753efdb041.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I see a leaked document in the not-too-distant future that might be right up your alley. <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> PS) Thanks to smw88 for nominating The Addams Family for this. I didn't really realise how interesting their story was until I wrote this up... now what to do with it! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>
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<p>Thanks for another great insight into the behind the scene lives of your roster </p><p> </p><p>

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<p>Leaked SNP Roster review - Part 1</p><p> </p><p>

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JustCallMeLupin is back with another bit of secretive revelations for the SNP Army. This time I’ve managed to get my hands on a leaked roster review. I’ve no idea who signed off on this or even what the purpose of it was but read on and you just might learn a few things about your favourite (and least favourite) members of the SNP locker room. For ease of processing all of the information contained within, I’m going to break this up into a number of parts.</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">SNP Roster Review - For Internal Use Only</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Name:</strong> Alessandro Caesar</p><p>

<strong>Age:</strong> 23</p><p>

<strong>Nationality:</strong> Italian</p><p>

<strong>Push:</strong> Midcarder</p><p>

<strong>Gimmick:</strong> Raging Bull (Legendary)</p><p>

<strong>Popularity in Scotland:</strong> 16</p><p>

<strong>Highest popularity elsewhere:</strong> 5 (Ireland, Northern England)</p><p>

<strong>Titles held in SNP:</strong> None</p><p>

<strong>Group Affiliations:</strong> Managed by Kitty Katz</p><p>

<strong>2018 SNP Record (W-D-L):</strong> 4-0-7</p><p>

<strong>Summary:</strong> There is a sense that slightly more was expected of the young Italian brawler in his debut year in SNP. Given a chance to make a mark as one of Khloe’s Kastoffs there is a sense that, while he hasn’t been a failure by any stretch, he has yet to really make his mark. Now affiliated with Kitty Katz the expectation is that he will be given opportunities this year to step up his game.</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Name:</strong> Alton Vicious</p><p>

<strong>Age:</strong> 28</p><p>

<strong>Nationality:</strong> English</p><p>

<strong>Push:</strong> Main Eventer</p><p>

<strong>Gimmick:</strong> Bad Ass (Very Good)</p><p>

<strong>Popularity in Scotland:</strong> 29</p><p>

<strong>Highest popularity elsewhere:</strong> 22 (Northern England)</p><p>

<strong>Titles held in SNP:</strong> SNP Tag Team (x2)</p><p>

<strong>Group Affiliations:</strong> Member of The Black Lions stable</p><p>

<strong>2018 SNP Record (W-D-L):</strong> 8-1-7</p><p>

<strong>Summary:</strong> It’s easy to lose sight of just how good Vicious is when his every move is compared to that of his one-time tag partner Riddick Jordan. The fact is that Vicious has been a huge success and has shown great improvement himself this year (despite mixed results in the ring). There is no doubting that he is a potential King of Scotland in his own rights.</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Name: </strong>Augustus Bumblescoop</p><p>

<strong>Age:</strong> 36</p><p>

<strong>Nationality:</strong> English</p><p>

<strong>Push:</strong> Midcarder</p><p>

<strong>Gimmick:</strong> Stoner (Legendary)</p><p>

<strong>Popularity in Scotland:</strong> 22</p><p>

<strong>Highest popularity elsewhere:</strong> 18 (Ireland)</p><p>

<strong>Titles held in SNP:</strong> SNP Dragon Lightweight</p><p>

<strong>Group Affiliations:</strong> Member of Carnie’s Angels stable, managed by Mark Carnie, Tag Team with Colin Picalo</p><p>

<strong>2018 SNP Record (W-D-L):</strong> 3-0-11</p><p>

<strong>Summary:</strong> Bumblescoop, despite a poor win/loss ratio, gave an excellent account of himself in 2018. He has developed into a very reliable worker and a valuable member of the midcard equally at home in singles of Tag Team competition. This may have worked against him somewhat of late and 2019 may reap greater results if he focuses on one division.</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Name: </strong>Bali Daljit</p><p>

<strong>Age:</strong> 28</p><p>

<strong>Nationality:</strong> English</p><p>

<strong>Push:</strong> Lower Midcarder</p><p>

<strong>Gimmick:</strong> Egomaniac (Legendary)</p><p>

<strong>Popularity in Scotland:</strong> 18</p><p>

<strong>Highest popularity elsewhere:</strong> 18 (Ireland)</p><p>

<strong>Titles held in SNP:</strong> SNP Dragon Lightweight</p><p>

<strong>Group Affiliations:</strong> Tag Team with Phil Bridge</p><p>

<strong>2018 SNP Record (W-D-L):</strong> 5-0-5</p><p>

<strong>Summary:</strong> 10 matches in 2018 is not a lot for somebody of the promise of Daljit. However after going 2-0-9 in 2017 and winning his first SNP title this year it seems likely that he will look back at 2018 with a degree of satisfaction. His new Tag Team with Phil Bridge, Scorched Earth Society, could be the vehicle for more progress this year.</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Name: </strong>Bret Heartbreak</p><p>

<strong>Age:</strong> 20</p><p>

<strong>Nationality:</strong> English</p><p>

<strong>Push:</strong> Main Eventer</p><p>

<strong>Gimmick:</strong> Thrill Seeker (Very Good)</p><p>

<strong>Popularity in Scotland:</strong> 26</p><p>

<strong>Highest popularity elsewhere:</strong> 23 (Ireland)</p><p>

<strong>Titles held in SNP:</strong> None</p><p>

<strong>Group Affiliations:</strong> Tag Team with Meathead McAullie</p><p>

<strong>2018 SNP Record (W-D-L):</strong> 3-4-8</p><p>

<strong>Summary:</strong> After going 9-0-0 in his debut SNP year in 2017, Heartbreak’s win/loss ratio took a hammering in 2018. However, this is mitigated heavily by his involvement in big matches at the top end of the card. Half of Heartbreak’s losses came in King of Scotland title bouts. Still very young, this year will be about progressing under the eye of Tag Team partner Meathead McAullie.</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Name:</strong> Cain Carlile</p><p>

<strong>Age:</strong> 22</p><p>

<strong>Nationality:</strong> English</p><p>

<strong>Push:</strong> Micarder</p><p>

<strong>Gimmick:</strong> Sci-Fi Geek (Very Good)</p><p>

<strong>Popularity in Scotland:</strong> 19</p><p>

<strong>Highest popularity elsewhere: </strong>20 (Ireland)</p><p>

<strong>Titles held in SNP:</strong> SNP Dragon Lightweight</p><p>

<strong>Group Affiliations:</strong> Tag Team with Gavin Wrath</p><p>

<strong>2018 SNP Record (W-D-L): </strong>9-0-5</p><p>

<strong>Summary:</strong> Despite the reasonably impressive results there was a sense that Carlile stood still somewhat in 2018. Certainly he doesn’t seem any closer to the Tag Team titles now than he did 12 months ago. Against that he’s still only 22 and Wrath of Cain have shown plenty of potential as a pair. 2019 may see more consolidation though.</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Name:</strong> Cobra</p><p>

<strong>Age:</strong> 28</p><p>

<strong>Nationality:</strong> American</p><p>

<strong>Push:</strong> Midcarder</p><p>

<strong>Gimmick:</strong> Sleazeball (Average)</p><p>

<strong>Popularity in Scotland:</strong> 18</p><p>

<strong>Highest popularity elsewhere:</strong> 16 (Northern England)</p><p>

<strong>Titles held in SNP:</strong> SNP Hardcore</p><p>

<strong>Group Affiliations:</strong> Member of Carnie’s Angels stable, managed by Mark Carnie</p><p>

<strong>2018 SNP Record (W-D-L):</strong> 5-0-6</p><p>

<strong>Summary: </strong>Similar results to 2017’s 6-0-7, there’s a real sense that Cobra is a victim of his own strengths. Noted for his relaxed, positive demeanour he might actually be well served by becoming a bit less obliging. The switch to Carnie’s Angels might help to invigorate this talent to greater heights than simply being a reliable opponent for stars on the up.</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Name:</strong> Colin Picalo</p><p>

<strong>Age:</strong> 23</p><p>

<strong>Nationality:</strong> English</p><p>

<strong>Push:</strong> Midcarder</p><p>

<strong>Gimmick:</strong> Putz (Very Good)</p><p>

<strong>Popularity in Scotland: </strong>20</p><p>

<strong>Highest popularity elsewhere:</strong> 13 (Ireland)</p><p>

<strong>Titles held in SNP:</strong> SNP Hardcore</p><p>

<strong>Group Affiliations:</strong> Member of Carnie’s Angels stable, managed by Mark Carnie, Tag Team with Augustus Bumblescoop</p><p>

<strong>2018 SNP Record (W-D-L):</strong> 2-0-11</p><p>

<strong>Summary:</strong> It’s a credit to both Picalo’s ability and general personality that he’s managed to ride out a year that, from a results perspective, was frankly dreadful. Like his partner Bumblescoop, Picalo has suffered by being switch back and forth between singles and Tag Team matches. The success of his 2019 might ride on this not being the case again.</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Name:</strong> Curtis Jenkins</p><p>

<strong>Age:</strong> 34</p><p>

<strong>Nationality:</strong> English</p><p>

<strong>Push:</strong> Opener</p><p>

<strong>Gimmick:</strong> Street Thug (Great)</p><p>

<strong>Popularity in Scotland:</strong> 17</p><p>

<strong>Highest popularity elsewhere:</strong> 18 (All regions of USA)</p><p>

<strong>Titles held in SNP:</strong> None</p><p>

<strong>Group Affiliations:</strong> Member of The Black Lions stable</p><p>

<strong>2018 SNP Record (W-D-L):</strong> 2-0-3</p><p>

<strong>Summary:</strong> He won’t thank me for saying it but his Black Lions run to date has evoked more memories of Sharif than of Dark, Jordan and Vicious. Jenkins has shown flashes of what he can do in multi-man matches but his appearances in singles action so far have done little to justify the hype that surrounded the MAW veteran when he arrived.</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Name: </strong>Dwayne Dark</p><p>

<strong>Age:</strong> 29</p><p>

<strong>Nationality:</strong> English</p><p>

<strong>Push:</strong> Upper Midcarder</p><p>

<strong>Gimmick:</strong> Street Fighter (Above Average)</p><p>

<strong>Popularity in Scotland:</strong> 26</p><p>

<strong>Highest popularity elsewhere:</strong> 18 (Northern England)</p><p>

<strong>Titles held in SNP:</strong> SNP Hardcore (x3)</p><p>

<strong>Group Affiliations:</strong> Member of The Black Lions stable</p><p>

<strong>2018 SNP Record (W-D-L):</strong> 8-0-4</p><p>

<strong>Summary:</strong> Another good year for Dark. Tends to be overshadowed somewhat by both Jordan and Vicious but that doesn’t do him justice. Has dominated the Hardcore Division utterly and will fancy his chances of another run with that strap at the very least this year. Has been talked about in terms of Main Event worthiness a few times and has come a long way from his youth, talking candidly about how professional wrestling has saved him from a life of crime.</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Name:</strong> Finn Funke</p><p>

<strong>Age:</strong> 32</p><p>

<strong>Nationality: </strong>English</p><p>

<strong>Push:</strong> Midcarder</p><p>

<strong>Gimmick:</strong> Positive Creep (Great)</p><p>

<strong>Popularity in Scotland:</strong> 23</p><p>

<strong>Highest popularity elsewhere:</strong> 18 (Central England, Southern England)</p><p>

<strong>Titles held in SNP:</strong> SNP Tag Team (x3, current)</p><p>

<strong>Group Affiliations:</strong> Managed by Holly Leves, Tag Team with Flash Funke</p><p>

<strong>2018 SNP Record (W-D-L):</strong> 4-0-8</p><p>

<strong>Summary:</strong> Spent much of the year on autopilot, making up numbers in Triple Threat Tag Team matches but The Funke Bunch hit their stride as 2018 went on. A new manager and a new image helped complete the transformation and Finn ended the year as a three time SNP Tag Team champion and putting in the best performances of his career alongside long-time partner Flash.</p><p> </p><p>

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<em>OOC: A tip of the SNP Beanie hat to DAVEFAN95 for suggesting I do this. Hope it catches the flavour of what you were hoping for?!</em></p>

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<p>Thistle Talk 0028 – Saturday Week 1, February, 2019</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">SNP Carnage IV – A preview</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">SNP King of Scotland Title Match – Four Way Elimination Match</span></strong></p><p>

<strong>Riddick Jordan © Vs. Alton Vicious Vs. Bret Heartbreak Vs. Meathead McAullie</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Riddick Jordan has been, arguably, the greatest King of Scotland we’ve seen here in SNP. He’s overcome every obstacle that has presented itself throughout his current reign. There is no denying though that the challenge awaiting him at The Chaos Arena next week just might be the toughest one yet. The four men in this match have all got reason to believe that they have what it takes to come away with the title. Under elimination rules with, in effect, two tag teams in the mix, the first fall could prove crucial. Whichever of the quartet does come out with the victory will have to earn it the hard way. Loyalty will only take you so far in this one.</p><p> </p><p>

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</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">SNP Tag Team Title Match – Ladder Match</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>The Funke Bunch © w/Holly Leves Vs. The Inferno</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

This bout, a rematch of the clash from Burns Night Bash, sees The Funke Bunch defending their newly won titles against The Inferno. Mochin and Kirchner will be hungry to reclaim the belts but Finn and Flash will be equally determined to make their stewardship of the Tag Team titles a lengthy one. With the straps suspended high above the ring and ladders guaranteed to be a major player in this particular drama, any advantage at all could prove absolutely crucial. Enter Holly Leves. The manager of The Bunch has been a key part of their revitalisation and there’s every chance that she will have a role to play in this one too.</p><p> </p><p>

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</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Cobra w/Mark Carnie Vs. Jimmi Addams</strong></p></div><p></p><p>

In June 2018 these two met at Clash of the Clans 4 in a First Blood match. By the time Lucy Avatar called for the bell Cobra had the victory and Jimmi Addams had a torn quad that would keep him out for 6 months. A lot has changed in that time. Cobra is now running with the Carnie’s Angels stable and Jimmi has brought in twin brother Kalvin to back him up (Kalvin, in addition to harassing Cobra, has also found the time to become SNP Hardcore Champion). Now though, it’s about to turn full circle, Cobra and Jimmi Addams meeting in one on one action in a match that will be loaded with significance for them both.</p><p> </p><p>

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</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">20 Man Battle Royal</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p>

Of course the match most traditionally associated with the Carnage event is the annual Battle Royal. The winner will have a title shot against the King of Scotland. Roly Muckletruck and Riddick Jordan are just two men who used this opportunity to climb to the top of the mountain in the past. This year it’s been confirmed that we’ll have 20 contestants. Amongst those confirmed to take part are SNP Hardcore Champion Kalvin Addams. SNP Dragon Lightweight Champion Matthew Macks, stalwart of the Black Lions Dwayne Dark, COF leader Padraig O’Hearne, 'The Prodigy' Konrad Makinen and a man with pedigree in such bouts in the shape of Maximum Destruction. The only thing that we can predict about this one is that there’s absolutely no way of knowing what is going to happen!</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>OOC:</strong></p><p>

<em>Prediction Card for SNP Carnage IV</em></p><p>

SNP King of Scotland Title Match – Four Way Elimination Match</p><p>

Riddick Jordan © Vs. Alton Vicious Vs. Bret Heartbreak Vs. Meathead McAullie</p><p>

<em>Comments:</em></p><p> </p><p>

SNP Tag Team Title Match – Ladder Match</p><p>

The Funke Bunch © w/Holly Leves Vs. The Inferno</p><p>

<em>Comments:</em></p><p> </p><p>

Cobra w/Mark Carnie Vs. Jimmi Addams</p><p>

<em>Comments:</em></p><p> </p><p>

<em>Bonus Questions:</em></p><p>

Who will win the 20 Man Battle Royal and who else will make up the Final Four? (1 point for each correct answer, 1 bonus point if the correct winner is chosen)</p><p>

Who will eliminate the most people from the Battle Royal? (1 point)</p><p>

Who will be the unexpected guest who appears in the Battle Royal? (A whopping 5 points, this is effectively a small Easter egg)</p><p>

Who will join Jackie Goldstein and Karma Kollopy on the announce desk? (1 point)</p><p>

What will be match of the night? (1 point)</p>

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<p>Prediction Card for SNP Carnage IV</p><p>

SNP King of Scotland Title Match – Four Way Elimination Match</p><p>

<strong>Riddick Jordan ©</strong> Vs. Alton Vicious Vs. Bret Heartbreak Vs. Meathead McAullie</p><p>

Comments: the King to retain!</p><p> </p><p>

SNP Tag Team Title Match – Ladder Match</p><p>

<strong>The Funke Bunch</strong> © w/Holly Leves Vs. The Inferno</p><p>

Comments:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Cobra</strong> w/Mark Carnie Vs. Jimmi Addams</p><p>

Comments:</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Questions:</p><p>

Who will win the 20 Man Battle Royal and who else will make up the Final Four? (1 point for each correct answer, 1 bonus point if the correct winner is chosen) <strong>Dwayne Dark, and to win Padraig O’Hearne, Konrad Makinen, Meathead McAullie</strong></p><p>

Who will eliminate the most people from the Battle Royal? (1 point) <strong>Padraig O’Hearne, </strong></p><p>

Who will be the unexpected guest who appears in the Battle Royal? (A whopping 5 points, this is effectively a small Easter egg) <strong>Hugh de Aske</strong></p><p>

Who will join Jackie Goldstein and Karma Kollopy on the announce desk? (1 point) I can't recall who is on the roster, but her... Manager lady whose name escapes me</p><p>

What will be match of the night? (1 point) <strong>king of scotland</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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