Regis Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 <p>CGC World Title Match: <strong>Bobby Thomas</strong> vs Zeus Maxmillion ©</p><p> <em>I'm going to take a gamble that Diablo gets involved to save Zeus, furthering the demon's plotline and setting up for a big PPV rematch down the line.</em></p><p> </p><p> Robin DaLay vs <strong>Ian Identity</strong></p><p> <em>Ian, inflict injury on this impudent infant!</em></p><p> </p><p> (Jason Tundra & Kevin Lomas) Frozen North vs <strong>Pin Point (Mario DaSilva & Penfold Perdition)</strong></p><p> <em>Hopefully Pin Point finally get one back in the W column.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Jack DeColt</strong> vs "the closest thing to Jack Bruce on the CGC roster"</p><p> <em>THIS! IS! DECOLT COUNTRY!</em></p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Posted March 15, 2020 Author Share Posted March 15, 2020 Sunday Week 1 August 2019 Late Evening on Maple Leaf Sports Kingston, Ontario 4,800 in attendance Davis Ditterich "Tonight, it's a huge title bout as the winner of the Ultimate Showdown Series , Bobby Thomas, challenges his long-time friend and World Heavyweight Champion, Zeus Maxmillion. Does Bobby have what it takes to continue his streak and take home the gold? Will he resort to using his three wishes?" IN-RING ALEX DECOLT Four months ago at WrestleFestival a global megastar came to our doorstep. Jack Bruce. Our best took on the world's best and when the smoke cleared... we were second best. Second rate. You let me down, Jack. Me, and the DeColt Family, and the DeColt Legacy. So when you accepted Jack Bruce's challenge to a rematch at 'Last Man Standing' I was furious. But last week you showed me something. You took on Philippe LaGrenier; a bigger, stronger, faster opponent and you didn't just rush in like a bull, fist flying. You made a plan. You weren't just a Wild Man this time. You were a Thinking Man's DeColt. So maybe you can beat Jack Bruce at Last Man Standing. You just need a game plan. You beat LaGrenier, but you'll need to test yourself against a very different animal if you want to beat Jack Bruce. So I asked my personal talent scout; Hailey Hunter, to scour the globe and find me the cloest thing to Jack Bruce she could find. TORQUE BRUCE Heeeeeeeeello Kingston! Are you ready for the global megastar of the Bruce-iverse to strut his stuff and rock his roll? I've got ants in my pants and I'm ready to dance. Iiiiiiiiit's SHOWTIME!!!! TORQUE BRUCE VS JACK DeCOLT Davis Ditterich "Torque has taken to mimicking his opponents since his partner Greaser was stuffed in a box and sent who-knows-where by Express Delivery. Let's see if he can provide the challenge Jack requires." Strutting and dancing, Torque mimics Jack Bruce's signiture offense perfectly, and Decolt seems just as unprepared as he was at WrestleFestival for the Long Island Trio (Rolling Vertical Suplexes) and Welcome to NYC (Elbow Drop, Leg Drop, Splash Combo). Torque goes for New York Minute (Legdrop Bulldog)... but Jack remembers that one, and catches him for a Wild Ride (Whiplash Slam)! Jack runs wild with right hands and shoulder tackles, and when Torque tries ducking and dodging like Jack Bruce did, DeColt switches up the order. End of Days (Bow & Arrow Dragon Sleeper)! Torque taps! JACK DECOLT WINS (8:12) Express Delivery walk down the ramp, microphones in hand, CGC Tag Team Titles around their waists. PHILIPPE LaGRENIER's ripped upper body is still covered in welts and abrasions from last week. PHILIPPE LaGRENIER How dare you cheer for zis man after what he did last week? He tried to disfigure my magnificent muscles! Zis was not ze act of a Thinking Man. Zis was ze act of a dumb brute. At Last Man Standing ze Jack Bruce will once again show ze DeColts for what zey are. Ze big fish in ze small pond. Ze beached whale rotting on ze sands. And I will laugh. HUGH ANCRIE What you saw last week was not a new dawn for the DeColts. It was the death rattle. The last gasping breath of a wrestling dynasty on its death bed. The landscape has changed, gentlemen. No one cares about family-owned businesses any more. If any of you think DeColt County is still going to exist in 2020 you've got another thing coming. Step by step, title by title, Express Delivery are taking over CGC. We took out The Great Trickerion because he stood in our way. Maybe we need to do the same to you. Cardboard boxes in hand, the DELIVERY DRONES follow Express Delivery down the ramp. Torque stands beside the DeColts, ready to fight, but they're still outnumbered. The sounds of a revving motorcycle fill the building... ... and GREASER comes tearing down the ramp on his motorcycle. Express Delivery and the Drones scatter for fear of being run over! Greaser gets in the ring, begging the villains to get in and fight him. Looking at the combined might of Greaser, Torque, and the DeColts, Express Delivery think better of it. PHILIPPE LaGRENIER This changes nothing. CGC as you know it is coming to an end. We will win ze Last Man Standing Rumble, and anyone who stands in our way is going to be sent packing. /w Isabella Encarta Jason Tundra & Kenny Lomas FROZEN NORTH PIN POINT Mario DaSilva & Penfold Perdition /w Jenny Playmate Davis Ditterich "We have some new faces in CGC vying to win the Last Man Standing Rumble. Isabellla Encarta calls these two 'unbeatable', but I don't think Jenny Playmate agrees." Penfold bounces the newcomers around with belly butts, until the Frozen North use old school, ultra serious, ground and pound to isolate Mario and freeze Big Baby out of the match. DaSilva gives Lomas the slip, but Penfold gets yanked off of the apron by Tundra, leaving him all alone. Exploder! 1. 2. 3. FROZEN NORTH WIN (8:23) BACKSTAGE ZEUS MAXMILLION My friend! Long have I awaited for the day when we would do glorious battle once more, and tonight it will be for the CGC World Title. Come! Share a drink with me! Let us talk of battles of old, and toast to the fight to come. BOBBY THOMAS Maybe after. We 'mortals' can't do whatever we want and remain in peak condition. I've been following a strict regime for the last two weeks. Even stricter than usual. And that includes no alcohol. ZEUS MAXMILLION Whatever you need, friend Bobby, to make this a battle for the ages. If there's anything I can do to help, just ask. BOBBY THOMAS Now that you mention it, there is one thing. Leave your demon in the back. ZEUS MAXMILLION But I wish for Diablo to learn glories of humanity. What better way to learn than by witnessing its most honourable warrior challenge for the title? BOBBY THOMAS I don't like him. I don't trust him, and you shouldn't either. Keep him away from me. BACKSTAGE MARIO DaSILVA is feeling glum, so PENFOLD PERDITION offers him a slice of his cake to cheer him up… and here come the DELIVERY DRONES! They swarm over both members of Pin Point and cover them with stamps. PHILIPPE LaGRENIER swaggers in, dragging a carboard box. PHILIPPE LaGRENIER Jenny Playmate has big dreams for you, no? Sadly zese dreams will forever go unfulfilled. You will not be champions and you will not be ze Last Man Standing. Time to send Mario back where he came from. Fatty? He just gets to watch. Drone #2 and #6 hold Penfold down as #4 and #5 stuff DaSilva into a box and tape the lid shut. ROBIN DALAY VS IAN IDENTITY Davis Ditterich "Ian's been building his momentum lately with a series of dominant wins." Robin follows in his father's footsteps by bullying his smaller foe around the ring, until Identity fires back with intense forearms, incredible dropkicks, and locks in the Incapacitator (Double Underhook Armbar) for the submission! IAN IDENTITY WINS (5:54) ALEX DECOLT'S OFFICE ALEX DeCOLT Hailey. Time and time again you’ve proven to be the best talent scout money can buy. You’ve scoured the globe to find the greatest unsigned fighters in this sport and now, I have need of you again. The Last Man Standing Rumble holds 30 men. It’s tradition. But this year, I don’t have 30. Trickerion's gone and security couldn't stop Express Delivery from sending Mario packing so is Mario. Thanks to Express Delivery I’m down to 28. Fewer if I decide to suspend them. Tradition is at stake, Hailey. I need you to find me more fighters, and I need you to find them before fan voting begins. HAILEY HUNTER You can count on me, boss. I’ve already got two great picks who can be here next week. The strongest man I've ever seen, and an old friend who can't wait to reacquaint himself with- ISABELLA ENCARTA And where will you be looking for these fighters, Hailey? Hawaii? Guam? How much have you cost this company buying plane tickets for fancy vacations? I didn’t have to go to Australia to find a great tag team. The Frozen North were right here. Hungry and waiting. ALEX DECOLT First of all, this was a private meeting... But you bring up a good point. I've never seen a team with close to the level of teamwork as Woolabonga Bogans, until tonight. Frozen North impressed me Isabella. I want to see if they can handle the Scuzzy Aussie Duo. And I want to see it next week. ZEUS MAXMILLION laces up his boots as DIABLO DeVILLE stands over his shoulder. DIABLO DeVILLE Tell me, 'noble' Zeus. Do you still trust Bobby Thomas? Why would he seek to seperate us, if he wasn't planning something? He's going to use his Wishes against you. When his mortal flesh withers and fails he will raise a microphone to his unworthy lips and bring hatred and jealousy down upon you. He knows I can stop him. That's why he doesn't want me there. You owe him no favour. He is an ant and you are a God. Will you bow to his demands? Or will you unleash me?. BOBBY THOMAS VS ZEUS MAXMILLION Davis Ditterich "For years Bobby Thomas has fought for the CGC World Title. Could tonight be his night? Those three wishes at his disposal must be awfully tempting. He could use them to swing the balance in his favour." Bobby is physically outmatched by the thunder god, but he's careful, crafty and never stops working hard, determined to find a weakness in the champion's game. Zeus is thrilled to meet such a worthy opponent in glorious battle. Left hands meet hard work! Headbutts meet determination! Big back body- No! Bobby telegraphs it. Shoulder Breaker! DIABLO DeVILLE slinks down to ringside. He sticks to the shadows but Bobby spots him and he is not happy. He switches gears, latching onto the champion's arm. He twists. He wrenches. He uses the ropes for leverage, making full use of the referee's 5-count. Diablo mocks Bobby for his 'weak' tactics, and Zeus smites his challenger with left hands and headbutts! Spinebuster! He tries to lock in the Olympian Clutch, but his arm is damaged. Bobby escapes! Cross Armbreaker! Zeus screams in pain... but summons up godlike strength and a mortal's courage to haul Bobby into the air for the Thunder Bolt (Sit Out Powerbomb)! 1... 2... Kick out! Zeus tries to follow up, but runs into a- SUPER KICK CONFERENCE! This is no party. It's All Business. Taking the champion apart piece by piece. Zeus tries to charge in, but Bobby kicks out his knees! Zeus tries to protect his head, but Bobby aims for the elbow! SUPER KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! 1... 2... Zeus kicks out!!!! Bobby is distraught and Diablo feeds off of his suffering. Bobby tries a Thunder Bolt of his own, but pauses to flip off the demon... and that's the chance Zeus needs. Big back body drop! Thunder Bolt! And another! 1... 2... 3! ZEUS MAXMILLION RETAINS (20:05) Davis Ditterich "What a contest. Bobby Thomas gave it his all but could not take down the Champion." Battered and bruised but thrilled, Zeus Maxmillion limps over to his distraught challenger to offer to shake his hand... but freezes. Bobby has a microphone. Diablo is beside himself with glee. BOBBY THOMAS Fi- A roll of thunder cuts him off. What in the world? Zeus is confused. This isn't him. A rain drop falls. Followed by another. And another. And then a torrential downpour of rain. Laughing like a maniac in the pouring rain, DAN DALAY bares down on the exhausted fighters. Hardly able to stay standing, Zeus summons a mighty BOOM... but DaLay raises his magical tomahawk in the air to catch the lightning and explode the ringposts. BACKFIST! Zeus is out cold. Bobby tries to come to the rescue, but DaLay catches the Super Kick. DaLay Down (Belly to Belly Piledriver)! Dan DaLay stands over his victims as Diablo DeVille can't believe his eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Posted March 15, 2020 Author Share Posted March 15, 2020 Alex DeColt finds Jack an opponent . . . B+ TORQUE BRUCE VS JACK DECOLT . . . B- Express Delivery Attack . . . B FROZEN NORTH VS PIN POINT . . . D Zeus greets Bobby . . . C+ Mario gets posted . . . D+ ROBIN DALAY VS IAN IDENTITY . . . D Alex gives Hailey a new mission . . . C Diablo DeVille on Zeus' shoulder . . . C BOBBY THOMAS VS ZEUS MAXMILLION . . . C+ DaLay Attacks . . . B FINAL RATING C+ 0.84 on Maple Leaf Sports Here come the poachers. This time it's TCW offering a contract to Mario DaSilva. I don't like the timing, as I need 30 guys for Last Man Standing, and I don't have enough episodes left to make new signings truly worthwhile. Still, I'm not sad to see Mario go. He is a guy who I've tried to like several times, but has never really captured my imagination in ACPW. So he usually ends up lost in the shuffle. While he fit as CGC's latest submission artist (a successor to John Maverick/Shooter Sean Deeley) the Pin Point tag team was plagued by awful chemistry and negative momentum, and there were just guys I liked more. The Great Trickerion in particular took a lot of spots that Mario could have filled. His picture didn't fit a happy New Day-esque group, that Penfold sort of demands they be. Disappointing final rating for that show. Cracking opening half hour. Very good main event. I guess I got my hopes up. Couple of nice chemistry notes. Torque and Jack DeColt is a very interesting direction for the future, and Skip Beau found excellent chemistry with a Delivery Drone. Hopefully that one doesn't get laid off. Looking like more poachers are on their way. Express Delivery may have another busy night next week. Next Sunday on Title Bout Wrestling Dan DaLay, Robin DaLay & Sayeed Ali vs Zeus Maxmillion, Diablo DeVille & Bobby Thomas LMS Preview: Blockbuster vs Gnaw vs Greaser vs Hugh Ancrie vs Skip Beau Frozen North vs Woolabonga Bogans Who has Hailey Hunter found to fill in the empty spots in the Last Man Standing Rumble? "the strongest man I've ever seen" "an old friend" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVEFAN95 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Zeus, Diablo and Bobby Robin's the weak link here Skip Think he deserves to steal the win from Buster again Bogans Ha, no. Frozen North aren't on the same level. Hailey brings in Gargantuan as the strong man and Donte Dunn as an old friend seems she manages him by default in the database. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zergon Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Dan DaLay, Robin DaLay & Sayeed Ali vs Zeus Maxmillion, Diablo DeVille & Bobby Thomas Hard to see Bobby and Diablo being able to co-exist after last show and I think that will be face (well 2/3 anyway) teams undoing here. LMS Preview: Blockbuster vs Gnaw vs Greaser vs Hugh Ancrie vs Skip Beau Hard to say who´s going to win here, I could see anyone of these five winning here depending on the story you plan to tell. So, without no real idea, I´m going to pick who I see as top guy and that´s still Blockbuster thanks to his run with your main belt Frozen North vs Woolabonga Bogans I would go with Bogans by default but with Frozen North just being introduced, I think they need the win more for building them up plus Bogans have slightly fell off lately after their blazing hot start. Who has Hailey Hunter found to fill in the empty spots in the Last Man Standing Rumble? "the strongest man I've ever seen" Going to guess Ekuma "an old friend" I have even less idea here, DAVEFAN95 guess is more likely to be right but I go with Julian Watson on this one, mostly based just on the fact that he was one of Hailey´s earlier talent finds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitarzu Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 <p>Next Sunday on Title Bout Wrestling</p><p> </p><p> Dan DaLay, Robin DaLay & Sayeed Ali vs <strong>Zeus Maxmillion, Diablo DeVille & Bobby Thomas</strong></p><p> </p><p> LMS Preview: Blockbuster vs Gnaw vs <strong>Greaser</strong> vs Hugh Ancrie vs Skip Beau</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Frozen North</strong> vs Woolabonga Bogans</p><p> </p><p> Who has Hailey Hunter found to fill in the empty spots in the Last Man Standing Rumble?</p><p> "the strongest man I've ever seen" -> <strong>Ekuma</strong></p><p> "an old friend" -> <strong>Donte Dunn</strong></p><p> </p><p> P.S. The conclusion of the arc of Zeus and his labors was satisfying to read.</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regis Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Dan DaLay, Robin DaLay & Sayeed Ali vs Zeus Maxmillion, Diablo DeVille & Bobby Thomas Poor old Robin DaLay. If he wasn't such a big jerk I'd have more sympathy. Also, I'm still there in the crowd with my signs for the Eternal Everyman. Bobby Thomas is the best! LMS Preview: Blockbuster vs Gnaw vs Greaser vs Hugh Ancrie vs Skip Beau I think that he might be a biggest of the lot, and he's certainly got an axe to grind. Frozen North vs Woolabonga Bogans That's true Canadian power! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Trask Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 <p>Man, poor Penfold is really suffering with his squad, isn't he?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Very intrigued to see where the Zeus/Bobby/Diablo story will continue to go.</p><p> </p><p> I almost wonder if we get a switcheroo (without a blind tag) where Diablo sees the light right as Bobby gives into temptation...</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Posted March 22, 2020 Author Share Posted March 22, 2020 Sunday Week 2 August 2019 Late Evening on Maple Leaf Sports Saskatoon, Saskatchewan 2,953 in attendance Davis Ditterich "We are four weeks from the Last Man Standing Rumble, but there's a problem folks. We don't have 30 entrants! But have no fear, because talent scout extraordinaire Hailey Hunter has scoured the globe for two new exciting talents, and they'll be revealed tonight." Faith "Who could this 'old friend' be, Davis? An old friend of who??? And "the strongest man Hailey has ever seen"? Who could that be? So many strong men have come through CGC." Davis Ditterich "I can't wait to find out. Great have have you with me, Faith." IN-RING DAN DALAY This year I had one goal; to help my boy follow in his old man’s footsteps and become the youngest tag team champion in CGC history. Well it ain’t quite worked out, has it? Lotsa folks I could blame. Express Delivery. Bogans. You dorks in the crowd. But the real blame lays with me. I ain’t been setting the right example. I ain’t been showing Robin what a real champion looks like. So that’s what I’m gonna do. Zeus Maxmillion! You wanna be a champion these dork fans can be proud of? You wanna take on the best of the best? Here I am. Your lightning bolts don’t scare me. I gots me a magic tomahawk and I'm bigger than you. Get your ass down here so I can knock you out. BOBBY THOMAS You think you can interfere with my business, swinging that stolen tomahawk around, and jump to the front of the line? Not on my watch. DAN DALAY I didn’t interfere in nothin’. Zeus already beat ya! You know you’re an idiot, right? You had three wishes in your pocket and you used none of them against Zeus last week. When I won the Ultimate Showdown Series, I didn’t screw around. First Wish! I got my title shot. Second wish! I made Alex fight me with his noodle arms tied behind his back. Third Wish! I made his whole family watch as I took his title. It was great. His Mom cried. Why didn’t you do that last week??? I could be standing here looking at a Champion, instead of wonderin’ why you’re wasting my time. BOBBY THOMAS I’m not a cheater, DaLay. I’m not looking for a shortcut or an asterisk by my name. When I win the CGC World Title I’m going to have earned it. No destiny. No magic. I’m going to deserve it. DAN DALAY There is no ‘deserve’. There is no ‘earn’. Only ‘take’. I thought you knew that, Bobby. Or is everyone right what they say about you? Every tag team you've been in. Every title match you've ever had. You'll always be second best. Not a has been. You're a never was. And I'm a great white shark. Born perfect. Never needed to evolve. Livin' forever. Takin' what I want. BOBBY THOMAS The history books are going to remember you as a bully and a cheater. DAN DALAY The history books won’t remember you at all. JOEY POISON VS IAN IDENTITY Faith "I guess Joey's back to enter Last Man Standing. Come on, Ian. You're on a roll. Kick his ass." Identity fires up with intense forearms, incredible dropkicks, and throws Joey over the top rope and out to the floor to display his rumble skills. Mistake. Joey drinks a vial of his magic potion and transforms into the dead-eyed monster known as Poison, and from then on nothing works. Forearms don't phase the monster. Dropkicks are shrugged off. Unfazed, unfeeling, unblinking, Poison takes Ian apart with deadly right hands. Ripcord Lariat! 1... 2... 3. JOEY POISON WINS (8:18) The six minutes are up and the magic potion wears off. Life returns to his eyes. He seems to shrink a little bit. He's Joey again. JOEY POISON You were on a roll, kid, but you're going to need more than that to win the Last Man Standing Rumble. Lucky for you, I have just what you need. This potion doesn't last too long for me these days. But you? I bet it could finally make you the champion everyone promised you could be. You know, for a price. BLOCKBUSTER You think you can win the Last Man Standing Rumble, Skip? You think costing me what's rightfully mine makes you a big man? You're not. You're nothin'. I'm gonna make sure the world knows it. GREASER Express Delivery! You shoulda known a cardboard box wasn't gonna keep me away for long! As soon as I cut myself free I got back on my bike and now I'm here to kick your punk asses! Starting right now with Hugh Anky! I'm gonna knock that smug smile off of your face you trash monkey! Start your Engines!!! OVER-THE-TOP ROPE LAST MAN STANDING PREVIEW MATCH BLOCKBUSTER VS GNAW VS GREASER VS HUGH ANCRIE VS SKIP BEAU Davis Ditterich "Heavy hitters with heavy grudges in this preview match. Last one left in the ring goes up a place in the Last Man Standing entry order." Greaser and Gnaw make a beeline for Ancrie, while Blockbuster only has eyes for Skip Beau, thrashing and shredding and beating his former friend like a drum. Skip tries his best, but it's like punching a brick wall. Ancrie gets beaten down with hammers and murder mittens, but the G-men can't decide who gets to eliminate him, allowing Blockbuster to make the save! He hurls Gnaw out of the ring and an alliance is formed. Greaser empties his toolbox of hammers, wrenches and drills, but he's outnumbered. Stamps! Head-Banging! Out he goes. GNAW & GREASER HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED All alone, Skip begs and pleads for mercy. Blockbuster and Ancrie drop their guard but it was just a ruse! Skip feels the Flow! Level 1! He shimmies and shakes and strikes out with jabs. Level 2! Can’t touch him! Skip’s smooth moves evade attacks with ease. Level 3! He swivels his hips- and gets a Lariat for his troubles. Enraged, Blockbuster charges... Skip ducks! Blockbuster goes flying over the top rope and out to the floor! Skip is delighted. He can't believe it... and Ancrie takes advantage and throws him out! BLOCKBUSTER & SKIP BEAU HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED HUGH ANCRIE WINS (7:52) Hugh Ancrie celebrates, but Blockbuster isn't done. He continues the attack on his former friend, and demands his current ally help him finish the job. ... and here come the DELIVERY DRONES, armed with a big cardboard box. ALEX DECOLT Hold on just one second! For the past two weeks you've been boxing up your competition and sending them who-knows-where, and I'm not going to stand for it any more. You want a monopoly? You want to win the Last Man Standing Rumble? Well if you box one more CGC wrestler up, you won't even be in it. I'll suspend the lot of you! HUGH ANCRIE Oh yeah? How are you going to run a Last Man Standing Rumble without us? You need 30 men! Isn't that your precious "tradition"? HAILEY HUNTER If I can find replacements for Mario DaSilva and the Great Trickerion, I can find replacements for all of you. In fact, maybe you'd like to meet one of my latest finds right now. He's the strongest man I've ever seen, and he hates the post office. The Canadian Crusher; Todd Haverford! Gigantic and ripped to shreds, CRUSHER HAVERFORD charges down to the ring. Hugh Ancrie and Blockbuster flee as one by one the Crusher throws the Delivery Drones over the top rope and out to the floor. #4 hits a dropkick to Haverford's mighty chest, but it doesn't even wobble the powerhouse, who lifts the drone one-handed over his head and throws him onto the pile outside. Davis Ditterich "My word. The Last Man Standing Rumble is really heating up... and Hailey Hunter still has one more replacement to reveal tonight." LOCKER ROOM ZEUS MAXMILLION My friend! Last week was a glorious battle. One worthy of the tremendous fans of Canadian Golden Combat. And tonight it will be an honour to fight at your side once more. BOBBY THOMAS "Glorious Battle"? Is that what you call it? I asked you to keep your demon away from ringside last week. Either you lied to me, or you don't have the control over that monster you think. ZEUS MAXMILLION Diablo can change. Do you not believe in change, Bobby Thomas? They called me a monster once. And have you not commited foul deeds in your own past? Tell me, friend, what were you going to say when you picked up that microphone after our match? BOBBY THOMAS Nothing that can't wait. You just keep Diablo out of my way. If you can handle that. /w Isabella Encarta Jason Tundra & Kenny Lomas FROZEN NORTH WOOLABONGA BOGANS Rusty Mills & Donovan Boon Faith "Maybe I should find myself a tag team. Both these teams are so good at teamwork. I can't wait to see who's better." The Frozen North use old school, ultra serious, ground and pound to isolate Rusty and freeze Donovan out of the match... but a blind tag switcheroo bamboozles them and here comes the Boon! Kangeroo Fu! Drop Bear-Obics! Tundra freezes his momentum with the Hailstone (Flying Back Elbow) and covers... but referee Royce Greig says Boon isn't the legal man. There was another blind tag switcheroo! Mills with the Northern Lights! 1... 2... 3! WOOLABONGA BOGANS WIN (9:51) IN-RING SAYEED ALI Faith! So is this why you left me? Huh? You fancy yourself a commentator? Hey Davis. You think you're a big man? You think you can take my woman? FAITH I'm not your woman. Not anymore. SAYEED ALI Damn right, you're not. The more I think about it, the more I'm glad to be done with your crazy ass. All of your crying and complaining. Always making me do what you wanted me to do. Always keeping me indoors. Away from my friends. FAITH That... That's what you were doing to me! SAYEED ALI I don't have to listen to your lies any more, Faith. And I don't have to pay for your luxury any more. In fact, I want my money back. All that money I spent on you, buying you dinner, travelling to your dumb Canadian family's dumb Canadian holdiays. FAITH What??? What about all those times I flew to New York for you? SAYEED ALI That was your choice, not mine! I shouldn't have to pay for that. Besides, who would have a problem with a trip to NEW YORK CITY! Greatest City in the world! Now are you going to give me my money back or what? DAN DALAY, ROBIN DALAY & SAYEED ALI BOBBY THOMAS, ZEUS MAXMILLION & DIABLO DeVILLE Davis Ditterich "Last week Dan DaLay made a statement by attacking Zeus and Bobby after their epic CGC World Title match. Can he make another one tonight?" Zeus tries to make peace between his partners, but Bobby refuses to tag Diablo, and the demon is quick to use that as evidence that Bobby seeks to undermine the champion. Dan DaLay changes the weather to something colder than the God or the Demon are used to, and Zeus is thrilled to meet such a worthy opponent in glorious combat. LEft hands meet clubbing blows! Headbutts meet Big Boots! But the DaLays aren't looking for a fair fight. Robin and Ali interfere and Big Poppa beats Zeus down. Diablo DeVille feeds off of his partner's suffering, getting stronger and stronger by the minutes, but when Zeus breaks free Bobby shoves the demon off of the apron and takes the tag himself. Hard work! Determination! Bobby invites his foes to an all-business SUPER KICK CONFERENCE! He latches onto young Robin's limbs and him in a Cross Armbreaker... and that's when Diablo flies in with a Double Stomp, coming down hard on Robin's chest and Bobby's leg. Diablo and Bobby argue, and Bobby has had enough. He throws another Super Kick... but Diablo ducks and it nails Zeus instead! BACKFIST! DaLay knocks out Bobby! BACKFIST! He knocks out Diablo! DaLay Down (Belly to Belly Piledriver) to Zeus! 1... 2... 3! DAN DALAY, ROBIN DALAY & SAYEED ALI WIN (16:26) Davis Ditterich "What a huge victory! Dan DaLay just pinned the champion!" Zeus Maxmillion regains consciousness to find Bobby and Diablo again on the verge of blows, and gets between them. Bobby shoves him! Diablo advises Zeus smite him. HAILEY HUNTER Just one thing before the show ends. I have one more find that will be entering this year's Last Man Standing Rumble, and Zeus, you're going to want to see this. I've tracked down an old friend of yours, and he's just dying to see you again. Full of beans and delighted to be back in CGC, STEVIE GRAYSON runstotheringreallyreallyfast and... gives Zeus Maxmillion a big hug! The CGC World Champion is thrilled to see his old friend again. Diablo glares at the returning Grayson, while Bobby Thomas simply limps away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Posted March 22, 2020 Author Share Posted March 22, 2020 Bobby Thomas confronts Dan DaLay . . . B- JOEY POISON VS IAN IDENTITY . . . D+ Joey Poison Promo . . . C+ Blockbuster Promo . . . C+ Greaser Promo . . . C- LAST MAN STANDING PREVIEW . . . C- Crusher eliminates Drones . . . C+ Zeus & Bobby Talk . . . C FROZEN NORTH VS WOOLABONGA BOGANS . . . C- Sayeed wants his money back . . . C+ SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH . . . C Heeeeeere's Stevie . . . C+ FINAL RATING . . . C 0.82 on Maple Leaf Sports Much like the AEW show I watched yesterday morning, two debuts on tonight's show. Canadian Crusher has been on my roster for a long time, just looking for the right spot. He almost had Dice Elderberry's spot as Express Delivery's customer service specialist, among other roles, but nothing felt quite right. Still, I needed a body and I wanted him in before this is over. He's exactly the kind of project CGC need. Stevie Grayson on the other hand, I never had any plans for. Every private game I've had with this data came with the Owner Goal "No Cruiserweights", so I never brainstormed for him. Again, needs must, and he felt like the most interesting person to bring in. Solid. Popular. Not starting at square one. A few prior relationships to lean on. I like Stevie. Zeus likes Stevie. Who doesn't like Stevie? He was left go in September 2017 and has spent two years in ACPW, where he held the Junior Heavyweight title for over a year, losing it to Mario DaSilva a couple of months ago. He's still sharp, folks. Next week on CGC Title Bout Wrestling... No.1 Contender's Match: Dan DaLay vs Bobby Thomas Last Man Standing Preview: Crusher Haverford vs Delivery Drone #2 vs Delivery Drone #4 vs Delivery Drone #5 vs Delivery Drone #6 Hugh Ancrie vs Skip Beau Frozen North vs The Gear-Heads ... and voting for the Last Man Standing Rumble begins! Thumbs Up (Pick 3 to enter later in the rumble): Thumbs Down (Pick 3 to enter earlier): ENTRANTS <table width="60%"><tr><td width="33%" align="left" valign="center">Blockbuster Bobby Thomas Crusher Haverford Dan DaLay Delivery Drone #2 Delivery Drone #4 Delivery Drone #5 Delivery Drone #6 Diablo DeVille Dice Elderberry </td><td width="33%" align="center" valign="center">Donovan Boon Drake Young DT Rush Gnaw Greaser Hugh Ancrie Ian Identity Jason Tundra Joey Poison K-Squared</td><td width="33%" align="right" valign="center">Kevin Lomas Penfold Perdition Philippe LaGrenier Robin DaLay Rusty Mills Sayeed Ali Shane Nelson Skip Beau Stevie Grayson Torque</td></tr></table> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVEFAN95 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Dan Dan's a bigger opponent to beat for Zeus and I Don't mean physically. I could see Bobby using a wish to make it a triple threat too though so very interested in this match up Crusher Weird Crusher's in a preview but not the actual rumble, is that an oversight? Maybe this is a qualifier for him, I dunno. He'll win regardless Hugh Ancrie Yeah, Buster makes his presence felt here Frozen North I hate them but they've been a very good team and Gear Heads might have some rust after Greasers stay in a box Up - Stevie Grayson Yes! Stevie Grayson is Back. I always loved Stevie in your previous iterations and I'm giving him my support here so he gets a late spot and might win the whole thing. Joey Poison Why? Simple. His potion is not as good as it used to be and he needs all The help he can get. I want Poison to have some nice spots and coming in later allows him to do that. Ian Identity Definitely worth the up vote especially since he had some interaction with Joey last show. I also really like Ian, he was great in the USS until people started to figure him out and getting a good showing here will only help. Down - Blockbuster Hear me out. I love Blockbuster, he is probably your top heel (Ali is also up there with Dan) and I want him to have a strong showing and entering early and throwing out a bunch of guys is something I want to see. Robin DaLay He's done nothing (or at least very little) so get him in much earlier than his dad, time to sink or swim, boy. Diablo DeVille He's been a thorn in Bobby's side so booooo,Get him early. I'm sure he'll have a good run though feeding on all the despair of the eliminated participants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rateddc Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Next week on CGC Title Bout Wrestling... No.1 Contender's Match: Dan DaLay vs Bobby Thomas Last Man Standing Preview: Crusher Haverford vs Delivery Drone #2 vs Delivery Drone #4 vs Delivery Drone #5 vs Delivery Drone #6 Hugh Ancrie vs Skip Beau Frozen North vs The Gear-Heads ... and voting for the Last Man Standing Rumble begins! Thumbs Up (Pick 3 to enter later in the rumble): Diablo DeVille, Ian Identity, Stevie Grayson Thumbs Down (Pick 3 to enter earlier): Dice Elderberry, Robin DaLay, Sayeed Ali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zergon Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 No.1 Contender's Match: Dan DaLay vs Bobby Thomas Bobby keeps surprising me and as always, I hope he does it here again but my brain says that Bobby needs to start using those wishes and were he would use them if he gets No.1 contender spots all the time? Last Man Standing Preview: Crusher Haverford vs Delivery Drone #2 vs Delivery Drone #4 vs Delivery Drone #5 vs Delivery Drone #6 Crusher showcase here Hugh Ancrie vs Skip Beau Thinking either drones or Blockbuster will interfere here and cost Skip this one. Frozen North vs The Gear-Heads This is kind of hard one for me as I feel Frozen North kind of need the win here after losing their debut but I do rate Gear-Heads higher than Bogans so since North didn´t get the job done last show, I doubt they get it here either... Oh, what ever, I just play favorites this time and go with team I like more. ... and voting for the Last Man Standing Rumble begins! Thumbs Up (Pick 3 to enter later in the rumble): Bobby Thomas, Diablo DeVille, Gnaw Reasoning: Bobby Thomas: Ok, so this one has no other justification than me wanting to help my favorite guy. That said, there is part of me that wonders Bobby going earlier would actually help him look stronger (since him getting tired from being in the ring longer would give him an excuse to be eliminated) as I doubt he will win this for the same reason why I doubt him winning the number one contender match Diablo DeVille: Another character I really like, Doubful he would have shot of winning but I could see him and Bobby eliminating each other´s and continuing their story Gnaw: Didn´t really have much idea who to pick as third guy but decided to go with Gnaw mostly just to see if he can make something out from it. Thumbs Down (Pick 3 to enter earlier): Joey Poison, DT Rush, Dan DaLay Reasoning: Joey Poison: Thinking coming out early makes more sense booking wise as it start to be quite obvious that he´s way past he´s best so coming early means he can use his potion, eliminate guy or two and then get himself eliminated once potion runs out. DT Rush: Much like Poison, I´m thinking it suites his gimmick better if he can go in early when there still isn´t that many guys in the ring at one time, allowing him to shine at the start and then get eliminated once the numbers go up, thus allowing someone to blindside him because there´s just too much guys in the ring for him to use his skills effectively. Dan DaLay: DaLay is likely the most over guy here so in case he doesn´t win this one (which I doubt since I have him win the number one contender match and thinking you would want different guy to win this one) he needs reason to lose and coming out early, making some eliminations and then being eliminated by multiple guys when he starts to tire seems like the most obvious way to get that done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regis Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 YAAAAAAY PUNY MORTAL STEVIE IS BACK! I continue to mark hard for the Eternal Everyman, Bobby Thomas. That promo against DaLay was gorgeous, with the biggest bully in CGC leaning on the deepest insecurity of the company's hardest worker. I'll always remember you, Bobby! No.1 Contender's Match: Dan DaLay vs Bobby Thomas DaLay v Zeus just makes more sense as a title match. Maybe DaLay cheats and Bobby wishes himself into the match making it a three-way? Last Man Standing Preview: Crusher Haverford vs Delivery Drone #2 vs Delivery Drone #4 vs Delivery Drone #5 vs Delivery Drone #6 Welcome aboard, Crusher! Time to show your strength. Hugh Ancrie vs Skip Beau Blockbuster costs his rival the match. Frozen North vs The Gear-Heads Maybe Frozen North aren't on the path to the top as much as I thought. Let's give the bikers the nod. ... and voting for the Last Man Standing Rumble begins! Thumbs Up (Pick 3 to enter later in the rumble): Bobby Thomas. I love him dearly, he's my favourite out of many top heroes at the moment. But what if he decides to show off? What if he Wishes himself into the number one slot to demonstrate his strength? Stevie Grayson. Puny Mortal Stevie! He's just a loveable goof and I'm here for it. Ian Identity. I love the top feuds, but I never regret watching an Ian Identity match. Thumbs Down (Pick 3 to enter earlier): Sayeed Ali. Boo. BOOOOOOOOOOO. Hugh Ancrie and Phillippe LaGrenier. The gig economy won't save you here, you obnoxious corporate shills! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitarzu Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Next week on CGC Title Bout Wrestling... No.1 Contender's Match: Dan DaLay vs Bobby Thomas Last Man Standing Preview: Crusher Haverford vs Delivery Drone #2 vs Delivery Drone #4 vs Delivery Drone #5 vs Delivery Drone #6 Hugh Ancrie vs Skip Beau Frozen North vs The Gear-Heads ... and voting for the Last Man Standing Rumble begins! Thumbs Up (Pick 3 to enter later in the rumble): Bobby Thomas, Joey Poison, Shane Nelson Thumbs Down (Pick 3 to enter earlier): Diablo DeVille, Donovan Boone, Rusty Mills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyde Hill Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Finally caught up. Great work as always Self. Just wondering what happend to the dread pirate? Think I missed him being snatched up. Also small thing, could you pay a bit more attention to who the legal man is in tag, 3vs3 etc matches? Or been watching to much AEW? Lol. Also shame Sayeed Ali is under-performing he should be A or THE top heel given his skills, maybe has the push higher up the card nerf? No.1 Contender's Match: Dan DaLay vs Bobby Thomas Building up the new contender while Bobby goes through his turn. Last Man Standing Preview: Crusher Haverford vs Delivery Drone #2 vs Delivery Drone #4 vs Delivery Drone #5 vs Delivery Drone #6 New guy beats jobbers. Hugh Ancrie vs Skip Beau Express delivery have really been delivering. (lol) Frozen North vs The Gear-Heads Still your number 1 face team plus you recently lost half of two of the others. ENTRANTS Blockbuster thumbs down overpushed Bobby Thomas thumbs down deserves the challenge of being in longer Gnaw Thumbs up, can break out of his gimmick and shoot up the card. Ian Identity Thumbs up, has been really good since returning. Penfold Perdition Thumbs down, just shit and Jenny needs new clients. Sayeed Ali Thumbs up, still a big Ali fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIser187 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 No.1 Contender's Match: Dan DaLay vs Bobby Thomas Sure, let's give the big guy something here. Last Man Standing Preview: Crusher Haverford vs Delivery Drone #2 vs Delivery Drone #4 vs Delivery Drone #5 vs Delivery Drone #6 Crusher SMASH! Hugh Ancrie vs Skip Beau Yeah, we'll go with Skip. Frozen North vs The Gear-Heads Just because I like the name. ... and voting for the Last Man Standing Rumble begins! Thumbs Up (Pick 3 to enter later in the rumble): Joey Poison. His poison gimmick later in the rumble can be fun. Robin Delay. Why not? Something different and maybe even Dan does some manipulating here. Stevie Grayson. It'd be a fun late addition. Thumbs Down (Pick 3 to enter earlier): Sayeed Ali. I love Ali. I kind of want his arc to dominate the early portions of the rumble. This isn't because I hate him. It's more the opposite. Let him dominate the early portions with his story here. Bobby Thomas. I've never been high on Bobby myself to be honest but he can be a good worker early in the rumble for you. Drake Young. He can have an entertaining spot early in the Rumble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 Sunday Week 3 August 2019 Late Evening on Maple Leaf Sports Montreal, Quebec 3,799 in attendance ALEX DECOLT Ladies and Gentlemen, we are 3 weeks away from the Last Man Standing and the polls are open! It's time for you to cast your votes to decide the entry order for this year's gigantic 30-man Rumble match. And tonight the wrestlers get their chance to cast their votes as well. They'll reward their friends. They'll punish their enemies. We almost didn't get 30 men this year, but thanks to Hailey Hunter's expert talent scouting we- DAN DALAY Hold your horses, poindexter. Don't go countin' your chicken before you lead them to water. I've decided somethin'. I don't wanna be in the Rumble this year. Tonight I'm gonna become No.1 Contender for the CGC World Title, and I don't want any distractions when I'm smashing Zeus Maxmillion. I knocked him out two weeks ago. I knocked him out last week. I'm gonna do it again and show my boy what a DaLay Champion looks like. Enjoy your goofy 29-man rumble, ya noodle armed twerp. ALEX DECOLT Aren't you getting ahead of yourself? You're not the No.1 Contender yet. Tonight you go one-on-one with Bobby Thomas. DAN DALAY Oh you ain't heard? I thought you were a smarty pants. Bobby's hurt. Hey, Bobby. Get your ass out here. Here comes BOBBY THOMAS and... DaLay's right. He's on crutches, calf badly swollen. DAN DALAY Wasamatter Bobby? You hurt? Did Diablo DeVille come crashin' down on your leg last week and give you a booboo? Typical Bobby Thomas. So close yet so far. You look like you're gonna be somethin'... and then you're nothin'. Look at the silver lining, pipsqueak. It would have been a lot worse if you had to get in the ring with me. Now be a man and quit, you chump. Bobby Thomas gets in DaLay's face. He's armed with a crutch, but DaLay has a magical tomahawk. Bobby reluctantly backs down. BOBBY THOMAS Sorry Alex. Doctors say I'm out for a month. I gotta forfeit. And that was no accident. That demon injured me on purpose. I don't care what Zeus says. DAN DALAY Told ya! Now raise my hand and tell Zeus I'm comin' for him. ALEX DECOLT Not so fast. Ever since we met there's nothing I've enjoyed more than watching you get your ass kicked. And if it isn't going to be Bobby Thomas who does it... well... I think I know the perfect replacement. You want Zeus? You're going to have to go through his best friend in the whole wide world. He returned to CGC just last week. Stevie Grayson! LAST MAN STANDING PREVIEW MATCH DRONE #2 VS DRONE #4 VS CRUSHER HAVERFORD VS DRONE #5 VS DRONE #6 Davis Ditterich "Crusher Haverford strikes an imposing figure, but he's outnumbered here. Teamwork has always been incredibly effective in the Last Man Standing Rumble." Gigantic and ripped, Crusher Haverford easily overpowers the Drones one-by-one... until they all swarm on him at the same time with stamps. #5 gets cocky, trying his own version of his boss's Collector's Stamp (Mafia Kick) but Haverford catches it and hurls him outside. DELIVERY DRONE #5 HAS BEEN ELIMINATED Now it's three against one, and the Crusher likes those odds. Body Smashes! Lawn Darts! Full Nelson Slam! He clotheslines #2 and #6 out to the floor and gives #4 a Gorilla Press Slam on top of them. DELIVERY DRONE #2, #4 & #6 HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED CRUSHER HAVERFORD WINS (4:44) Davis Ditterich "The Crusher just moved up one place in the entry order, but who else will? The combatants are casting their votes." SKIP BEAU Every year I give Blockbuster my thumbs up and he never returns the favour. Not this year though. Thumbs down; Blockbuster. Thumbs up... Gnaw. I like his mask. K-SQUARED Thumbs up; Sayeed Ali. Hit me up dawg we should lay down some beats together. Ignore those playa haters. Thumbs Down; DT Rush. What kinda clown can't appreciate the sickest rhymes in CGC? JENNY PLAYMATE At the beginning of the year, I vowed to lead my clients to a World Title, and now... Ian hasn't needed my services since he returned from that box. Mario isn't returning at all. But all is not lost. I still have Penfold Perdition. 399lbs of sweet Hawaiian splendor. He won his preview match, and he's going to win Last Man Standing Rumble. Who are you voting for, Penfold? PENFOLD PERDITION Thumbs down. Philippe LaGrenier. Thumbs up; Ian Identity. K-SQUARED VS PENFOLD PERDITION / Jenny Davis Ditterich "They've cast their votes, but there's still time for these two to appeal to the fans to improve their starting point at Last Man Standing." K-Squared drops some sick beats on Big Baby, but cannot lift the 399lber over the top rope. Jenny reminds her client to fight back. Belly Butts! Splash! 1... 2... 3! PENFOLD PERDITION WINS (5:09) IN-RING CGC World Tag Team Championships around their waists, EXPRESS DELIVERY come down to the ring, each carrying a large bag of mail. HUGH ANCRIE Knock knock, Jack DeColt. We have a delivery for you. Even though your brother stopped us from making our usual rounds, sending no-hopers back to who-cares-ville, business is booming! And it's all because of you, Jack. Your fans have been sending you all kinds of things ahead of your big match with Jack Bruce at Last Man Standing. PHILIPPE LaGRENIER What do we have here? Ooh la la la. We have bandages so you can tape up your wounds. Beverages so you can drown your sorrows. Tissues so you can dry your tears. And ze letters, Jack. So many letters. Just listen to zis one. HUGH ANCRIE "Hi, Mr. DeColt. My name is Billy. I am your biggest fan. I have cancer. Doctors say I won't make it to my next birthday. Please Mr DeColt. Don't fight Jack Bruce at Last Man Standing. Watching him beat the hell out of you and embarrass you in front of the world... again...would break my heart and I would die. Literally. P.S. Express Delivery are really cool. You should give LaGrenier another Canadian Title shot." JACK DECOLT comes down to the ring and snatches the letter from Ancrie. JACK DECOLT Let me set your mind at ease, 'Billy'. I'm going to fight Jack Bruce, but I won't be the one getting my ass kicked. I've been training. I've been studying. I've been watching every scrap of Jack Bruce footage I could find. I'm being quizzed daily and nightly by my brother Alex. I'm being woken up at 3am by one of Jack Bruce's songs blasting in my ears and fists flying in my face. If I'm not ready now then I'm damn sure gonna be in three weeks. So keep those spirits up, 'Billy'. Jack Decolt isn't going to let you down. Even if your taste in tag teams is atrocious. And your spelling sucks. PHILIPPE LaGRENIER Hey! I- I mean; Billy worked really hard on zat. English is not my- I mean; Billy's first language. JACK DECOLT You guys think you're hot stuff? Boxing people up. Sending them packing. You think you're eliminating the competition? All you're doing is making enemies. Just you wait. See how many down votes you pick up. See how many people are itching to get their hands on you. And guess what, I'm not in the Rumble this year, but I'm one of them. PHILIPPE LaGRENIER Zen bring it on, DeColt. I cannot wait to get another chance to take zat title from around your waist. JACK DECOLT Oh it's not my title I'm talking about. It's yours. I've already cleared it with Alex. Next week. Express Delivery defend the tag team titles against me and a partner of my choice. I've been watching the tag team division in CGC all year with great interest. All I just needed a partner. I think I've got one. /w Philippe LaGrenier HUGH ANCRIE VS SKIP BEAU /w Jack DeColt Davis Ditterich "Now that he's changed his ways, Skip Beau could be the perfect tag team partner for Jack DeColt." Ancrie demands referee Royce Greig check Skip for weapons... and uses it as a distraction to hit the Collector's Stamp (Mafia Kick)! Ancrie covers Skip with stamps and delivers him to suplex city, while Jack offers advice and positive reinforcement from ringside. Skip feels The Flow! Level 1! He shimmies and shakes and strikes out with jabs. Level 2! Can’t touch him! Skip’s smooth moves evade attacks with ease. Level 3! He swivels his hips- LaGrenier distracts from the apron, and DeColt takes him down with a right hand! Skip rolls Ancrie up! 1... 2... 3! SKIP BEAU WINS (10:07) Davis Ditterich "Big win for Skip Beau, and a huge tag team title match for next week! Will Jack DeColt have two belts around his waist when he fights Jack Bruce at Last Man Standing?" /w Isabella Encarta Jason Tundra & Kenny Lomas FROZEN NORTH THE GEAR-HEADS Greaser & Torque Davis Ditterich "Isabella Encarta spoke very highly of her team, but they came up short against Woolabonga Bogans last week." Greaser is thrilled to be back working with hammers, wrenches and drills, but his bite-sized partner doesn't seem to be feeding off of the same energy. The Frozen North use old school, ultra serious, ground and pound to isolate Torque and freeze Greaser out of the match, and the big man is furious. He fires up the crowd. He urges his partner to burn rubber, but Torque instead escapes by mimicking Tundra's old school suplex and... Lomas pulls Greaser off of the apron before he can make the tag. Torque gets taken out by Tundra's Ice Pick (Flying Back Elbow)! 1... 2... 3. FROZEN NORTH WIN (8:13) ISABELLA ENCARTA If you want to learn about tag team wrestling, there's only one person to ask, and that's me; Isabella Encarta. I know everything there is to know about everything that's worth knowing. Except how those filthy Woolabonga Bogans managed to put a stain on Frozen North's otherwise spotless record. They must have cheated. Well they won't get that chance again. I demand a rematch next week AND I demand that Shane Stones be the official. That'll put those scumbags in their place. And as for the Rumble? Boys, you know what to do. JASON TUNDRA Thumbs up, Kevin Lomas. Thumbs down; Donovan Boon. KEVIN LOMAS Thumbs up; Jason Tundra. Thumbs down; Donovan Boon RUSTY MILLS Strewth mate, and I thought Frozen North were a coupla alright blokes. Like kindred spirits. Four peas in a pods. Brothers from another mother. But have you seen what's they've gone and done, Dono, they've voted you down in the LMS rumble! Now you've gotta enter 4 minutes earlier. That's time you could be spending drinking! Two can play at that game, Thumbs up; Donovan Boon. Thumbs down; Kev-O Lomas. DONOVAN BOON Thumbs up; Rusty Mills. Thumbs down; Jason Tundra. You drongos wanna 'nother fight? You got it. No.1 CONTENDER'S MATCH DAN DALAY VS STEVIE GRAYSON Davis Ditterich "Bobby Thomas was supposed to be in this match, but as he's out with injury, Stevie Grayson is stepping up. If DaLay wants a piece of Zeus, he'll need to go through Stevie." Dan DaLay doesn't think much of the replacement, pointing and laughing. Small, plucky and full of beans, Stevie peppers with him strikes and refuses to be held down. Catching him with a boot, Big Poppa DaLay bullies the much, much smaller man around the ring, but Stevie just won't stay still. Desperate to keep the pesky twerp from moving, he traps him in a mighty bear hug but Stevie wriggles free and dodges, ducks, dips, dives and dodges! Tornado DDT! Shades of Grayson (Moonault Press) but DaLay catches him! DaLay Down (Belly to Belly Piledriver)! 1... 2... 3. DAN DALAY WINS (11:08) Dan DaLay stands victorious, raising his magical tomahawk into the air and- BOOM! He summons lightning to hit the ringposts, cackling like a madman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 Bobby Thomas Forfeits . . . C+ LAST MAN STANDING PREVIEW . . . E+ Voting Begins . . . D+ K-SQUARED VS PENFOLD PERDITION . . . D- Jack gets a Delivery . . . B- HUGH ANCRIE VS SKIP BEAU . . . C FROZEN NORTH VS THE GEAR-HEADS . . . C Isabella Encanta Promo . . . D- Woolabonga Bogans Vote . . . D+ DAN DALAY VS STEVIE GRAYSON . . . C FINAL RATING . . . C 0.85 rating on Maple Leaf Sports Good TV rating for a meh episode. Was everyone stuck indoors or something? Just when I thought it was safe to promote a 30-man Rumble... TCW have signed Torque. So he's gone. I've never been much of a fan of Mimic in my private games. He's talented but always too expensive for what I've wanted him to do. ACPW? They draw too few to justify booking him more than thrice a year. Cruiserweight division in CGC? I can get flippier guys for a fraction of the price. He would have been on the chopping block here but he happened to start 2019 as a tag champ with Grease Hogg. I really came to like the Gear-Heads. This grungey looking cruiserweight was the ideal new partner to continue on the spirit of the Dirty White Boys, with a new flavour. And he was just starting to come into his new gimmick. His true gimmick. I didn't really know where it was going to end up, but the Gear-Heads were going to begin their downward slide on this show, regardless of poaching. So Bobby is legitimately hurt, injured in last week's 6-man tag. Timing wise it's the most Bobby Thomas thing I could think of. So close yet so far. He can work through it, so I went back and forth on whether to have the advertised No.1 Contender's match, but leaned towards safety (and Stevie!). Swollen Calf Muscle. I think he'll be okay for the Rumble. With Dan DaLay as No.1 Contender, he's out of the Rumble too. Anyone who voted for Torque or DaLay feel free to change your votes. In fact, anyone feel free. Who knows who's going to flee this sinking ship next. Finally caught up. Great work as always Self. Just wondering what happend to the dread pirate? Think I missed him being snatched up. Hugh DeArrrske is still on the roster, but is currently on a tour with PGHW that conflicts with my TV tapings. He headed out during the Ultimate Showdown Series and I think he'll be back for the Rumble. I think. He's doing really well over there. 10 wins. 6 losses. One cracker against Orange Tsuchie. Happy for him but hope he comes back. I enjoy his talk show. Also small thing, could you pay a bit more attention to who the legal man is in tag, 3vs3 etc matches? Or been watching to much AEW? Lol. Usually I just assume that enough tags happen between sentences to make sure the right guy is legal, but that time... Yeah. I changed the finish last minute and reading it all through it didn't make as much sense. Although honestly, when watching wrestling I don't tend to care who the legal man is after a multi-man match breaks down and bodies are flying everywhere. I just figure the referee (and 99% of the fans) will count the first pin they see. But that wasn't what happened here. I guess referee Royce Greig was intimidated by DaLay raw animal magnetism. Next week on CGC Title Bout Wrestling CGC Tag Team Titles: Skip Beau & Jack DeColt vs Express Delivery © LMS PReview: Diablo DeVille vs Ian Identity vs Joey Poison vs Sayeed Ali vs Stevie Grayson Rematch: Frozen North vs Woolabonga Bogans Dice Elderberry vs Gnaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lloyd Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 CGC Tag Team Titles: Skip Beau & Jack DeColt vs Express Delivery © LMS PReview: Diablo DeVille vs Ian Identity vs Joey Poison vs Sayeed Ali vs Stevie Grayson Rematch: Frozen North vs Woolabonga Bogans Dice Elderberry vs Gnaw Really enjoying this still. Caught all the way up now and can't wait for the Rumble. Interested to see who you bring in to fill the gaps left by Torque and DaLay. Will they be one off deals, or will they be new signings?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyde Hill Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Skip Beau & Jack DeColt vs Express Delivery © DQ though. LMS PReview: Diablo DeVille vs Ian Identity vs Joey Poison vs Sayeed Ali vs Stevie Grayson Still your best heel Rematch: Frozen North vs Woolabonga Bogans One a piece Dice Elderberry vs Gnaw Let the DWM push and DWB reunion begin! Good show, putting Jack in the tag scene and thus allowing you to weaken the face side of it threw off my predictions. Edit: I didn't mean the latch tag match so much actually as some of the 2 vs 2 and 3 vs 3 that went before it. It was more a general observation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zergon Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 CGC Tag Team Titles: Skip Beau & Jack DeColt vs Express Delivery © I could see you wanting to put the belts on Skip and Jack just to push Skip up but I think Delivery will keep the belts here by pinning Skip after some shenanigans LMS PReview: Diablo DeVille vs Ian Identity vs Joey Poison vs Sayeed Ali vs Stevie Grayson As usual, I could see almost anyone winning this one but I do think Ali is most likely option Rematch: Frozen North vs Woolabonga Bogans Frozen North gets win back to tie the record. Dice Elderberry vs Gnaw With Drones helping Delivery these days, there´s not much direction for Dice at the moment. Now, I admit same goes for Gnaw but I do feel that he has more upside and thus is more likely to win here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVEFAN95 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Express Delivery Jack doesn't need both the belts Stevie He's my favourite but any of these lads could grab a win Frozen North Get their win back but they don't deserve Gnaw DDE isn't the same featured character that he Was earlier in the diary and Gnaw has something to prove with Trckerion gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rateddc Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 CGC Tag Team Titles: Skip Beau & Jack DeColt vs Express Delivery © LMS PReview: Diablo DeVille vs Ian Identity vs Joey Poison vs Sayeed Ali vs Stevie Grayson Rematch: Frozen North vs Woolabonga Bogans Dice Elderberry vs Gnaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regis Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 CGC Tag Team Titles: Skip Beau & Jack DeColt vs Express Delivery © Because This! Is! DECOLT COUNTRY! LMS PReview: Diablo DeVille vs Ian Identity vs Joey Poison vs Sayeed Ali vs Stevie Grayson Stevie may be a puny mortal, but he has a heart of pure gold! Rematch: Frozen North vs Woolabonga Bogans Shane Stones, the only sighted referee in the entire wrestling business, will see the scuzzy aussie duo to victory. Dice Elderberry vs Gnaw Hurray for heroic wrestling magic tigers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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