EWA: For Whom The Heart Breaks

SilentDeath · June 6, 2020

I’m here for Byron lol. I love what you’ve done with him and sadly it fits the image of him I had in my mind.

Makhai · June 6, 2020

EWA: March Toward Victory 2020

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Special Feature Match: Paolo Gandalfini and Byron vs. Crusher Von Steinberg and Kronos The Conqueror.

EWA Women's Title Match: Thea Davis © vs. "The Omega" Yu Hashimoto

EWA Intercontinental Title Match: Kruge The Revenger © vs. Demolition Drebin

EWA Tag Team Title Match: The Portuguese Men-O-War vs. Nigerian Hit Squad ©

EWA Women's Tag Team Title Match: 2 Legit 2 Quit vs. The Dublin Gals ©

The Maturing Seed of Byron: Bret Heartbreak vs. Milo Morningstar

Stuart Wilson vs. Dylan Drama

Eugen Semper vs. The Witch Doctor

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smw88 · June 6, 2020

Special Feature Match: Paolo Gandalfini and Byron vs. Crusher Von Steinberg and Kronos The Conqueror.

EWA Women's Title Match: Thea Davis © vs. "The Omega" Yu Hashimoto

EWA Intercontinental Title Match: Kruge The Revenger © vs. Demolition Drebin

EWA Tag Team Title Match: The Portuguese Men-O-War vs. Nigerian Hit Squad ©

EWA Women's Tag Team Title Match: 2 Legit 2 Quit vs. The Dublin Gals ©

The Maturing Seed of Byron: Bret Heartbreak vs. Milo Morningstar

Stuart Wilson vs. Dylan Drama

Eugen Semper vs. The Witch Doctor

vladjarca · June 6, 2020

Special Feature Match: Paolo Gandalfini and Byron vs. Crusher Von Steinberg and Kronos The Conqueror.

EWA Women's Title Match: Thea Davis © vs. "The Omega" Yu Hashimoto

EWA Intercontinental Title Match: Kruge The Revenger © vs. Demolition Drebin

EWA Tag Team Title Match: The Portuguese Men-O-War vs. Nigerian Hit Squad ©

EWA Women's Tag Team Title Match: 2 Legit 2 Quit vs. The Dublin Gals ©

The Maturing Seed of Byron: Bret Heartbreak vs. Milo Morningstar

Stuart Wilson vs. Dylan Drama

Eugen Semper vs. The Witch Doctor

Makhai · June 7, 2020

I’m here for Byron lol. I love what you’ve done with him and sadly it fits the image of him I had in my mind.

Since I've got some spare time, and Byron has gotten so much positive feedback I figured I'd OOC post about the creation of him.

When I created Byron in my head, the obvious comp is Fabio, but Byron is a worked-shoot Fabio(He's white and British) so you can naturally make it even more ridiculous. And how do you make a guy like Fabio, a ridiculous euro-trash concept from a bygone era of feminine sexual idealism used to sell magazines and penny romance novels to middle-aged housewives who need a substanceless void to mentally grind against? Well, I've always wanted to make a character styled after Johnny Bravo, a Cartoon Network cartoon from like 20 years ago(Youtube it, they have a bunch of 15min episodes up) that I grew up with featuring a dimwitted meathead who desperately tries to get laid while being an obvious Elvis ripoff and living with his mama. The comedy is all built around juxtaposition and soap opera era female expectations. They all take advantage of him, use him, discard him, he never gets anywhere, and he's a goldfish so he keeps trying. This seemed like a natural fit with his Egomaniacal tendencies and the fact he's in his 40s now, has been wrestling for almost 25 years and yet hasn't risen above 50 pop despite toxic Perma pushes and a product custom-built for him in a region that has strong wrestling roots and virtually no competition.

This entire diary is built on his back, and to a lesser(but growing) extent Bret, as well as the relationship he has with his staff, and how his dreams and goals meet with the reality of time. So I don't want to give too much away, but there is more to Byron than you've seen so far, and I'm looking forward to fleshing out the character and starting the overarching storylines I have planned for him.

Genking · June 7, 2020

Special Feature Match: Paolo Gandalfini and Byron vs. Crusher Von Steinberg and Kronos The Conqueror.

EWA Women's Title Match: Thea Davis © vs. "The Omega" Yu Hashimoto

EWA Intercontinental Title Match: Kruge The Revenger © vs. Demolition Drebin

EWA Tag Team Title Match: The Portuguese Men-O-War vs. Nigerian Hit Squad ©

EWA Women's Tag Team Title Match: 2 Legit 2 Quit vs. The Dublin Gals ©

The Maturing Seed of Byron: Bret Heartbreak vs. Milo Morningstar

Stuart Wilson vs. Dylan Drama

Eugen Semper vs. The Witch Doctor

vladjarca · June 7, 2020

Since I've got some spare time, and Byron has gotten so much positive feedback I figured I'd OOC post about the creation of him.

When I created Byron in my head, the obvious comp is Fabio, but Byron is a worked-shoot Fabio(He's white and British) so you can naturally make it even more ridiculous. And how do you make a guy like Fabio, a ridiculous euro-trash concept from a bygone era of feminine sexual idealism used to sell magazines and penny romance novels to middle-aged housewives who need a substanceless void to mentally grind against? Well, I've always wanted to make a character styled after Johnny Bravo, a Cartoon Network cartoon from like 20 years ago(Youtube it, they have a bunch of 15min episodes up) that I grew up with featuring a dimwitted meathead who desperately tries to get laid while being an obvious Elvis ripoff and living with his mama. The comedy is all built around juxtaposition and soap opera era female expectations. They all take advantage of him, use him, discard him, he never gets anywhere, and he's a goldfish so he keeps trying. This seemed like a natural fit with his Egomaniacal tendencies and the fact he's in his 40s now, has been wrestling for almost 25 years and yet hasn't risen above 50 pop despite toxic Perma pushes and a product custom-built for him in a region that has strong wrestling roots and virtually no competition.

This entire diary is built on his back, and to a lesser(but growing) extent Bret, as well as the relationship he has with his staff, and how his dreams and goals meet with the reality of time. So I don't want to give too much away, but there is more to Byron than you've seen so far, and I'm looking forward to fleshing out the character and starting the overarching storylines I have planned for him.

Keep it up, this is the only dynasty that made me laugh out loud

Remianen · June 7, 2020

Makhai, this is gold. Seriously!

Portlius · June 8, 2020

Special Feature Match: Paolo Gandalfini and Byron vs. Crusher Von Steinberg and Kronos The Conqueror.

EWA Women's Title Match: Thea Davis © vs. "The Omega" Yu Hashimoto

EWA Intercontinental Title Match: Kruge The Revenger © vs. Demolition Drebin

EWA Tag Team Title Match: The Portuguese Men-O-War vs. Nigerian Hit Squad ©

EWA Women's Tag Team Title Match: 2 Legit 2 Quit vs. The Dublin Gals ©

The Maturing Seed of Byron: Bret Heartbreak vs. Milo Morningstar

Stuart Wilson vs. Dylan Drama

Eugen Semper vs. The Witch Doctor

Herrbear · June 8, 2020

Special Feature Match: Paolo Gandalfini and Byron vs. Crusher Von Steinberg and Kronos The Conqueror.

EWA Women's Title Match: Thea Davis © vs. "The Omega" Yu Hashimoto

EWA Intercontinental Title Match: Kruge The Revenger © vs. Demolition Drebin

EWA Tag Team Title Match: The Portuguese Men-O-War vs. Nigerian Hit Squad ©

EWA Women's Tag Team Title Match: 2 Legit 2 Quit vs. The Dublin Gals ©

The Maturing Seed of Byron: Bret Heartbreak vs. Milo Morningstar

Stuart Wilson vs. Dylan Drama

Eugen Semper vs. The Witch Doctor

Makhai · June 8, 2020

I'm working on the write up for March Toward Victory right now, but I wanted to poll you guys because I forgot that I set Wrestleworld: Europe to launch in April.

The question I'm wrestling with is weekly or no weekly? I know Byron would want to get on TV, but I'm really digging the easy workload right now, and going from 16 to 68 shows a year right now is probably too much for me. Writeups take me a few hours each, that's hundreds of hours for each game year on top of the 20mins each for the story stuff. Which is a lot of work for me, and has burned me out every time I've tried to do it. So, I have a few ideas, and I want your opinion, oh dear readers.

1. I go weekly, I run 52 hour long "TV" cards, I keep them short and sweet, a sentence or two match reports, We highlight the angles and any match that has an important story for the ODE on Wrestleworld. I do the nitty-gritty on the dark portion of those shows(This is what I normally do only shorter and very likely minimalistic graphics) Advantage here is, we get to savor Byron longer. The disadvantage here: Benjamin Franklin's definition of insanity.

2. I go bi-weekly. All the same events, but with one "On the Road/In Your House" style show where I book slightly weaker cards with important MEs. Nothing changes, you get write-ups, same as now. Time just passes half as fast, and tentpole shows get further away. Right now I'm on pace for about a month a week for context. Keep this going for a year IRL, that's about the end of the planned arc for Byron.

3. I do tv in-game. But I essentially do a Mid-South style highlight show for the final writeups. You get a few of the surprise matches and all of the important angles. Presented to you by a host once a month. (Possibly Byron, maybe somebody else) The advantage here is more raw TV hours for guys to develop. The downside would be losing career following potential as people would just kinda pop up and disappear possibly never to be seen until I release them.

4. 16 shows a year is just fine with you guys. Don't bite off more than I can chew. Medium forever is a-okay with you guys, Advantage, more Out of Ring stuff. Disadvantage: Eventually VWA and UEW pass me(they're cranking out 50-60 rated cards as we speak, only a matter of time unless they run out of money which doesn't seem likely, and all my talent leaves for 21CW, eventually.

Opinions appreciated.

vladjarca · June 8, 2020

Bi-weekly seems like the choice with the most upside if you ask me. What would the PPV/special event program be, tho? I'd suggest 2 or 3 specials a year

Makhai · June 9, 2020

Bi-weekly seems like the choice with the most upside if you ask me. What would the PPV/special event program be, tho? I'd suggest 2 or 3 specials a year

The current event lineup is as follows

New Year Smash - Jan

Madness in Munich - Battle Royale - Feb

March Toward Victory - March

Berlin Brawl - All Gimmick Matches - April

Freakshow - Gimmick Show - May

Firepower - Jun

The All-Star Bash - July - Season Finale

All-Out Riot - August

Oktoberfest Clash Day 1-2-3, Possible Weekend Tournament, September

Redemption - October

Retribution - November

The All-Star's Carnival, Annual Celebration Show - November

Winter Warland - December

The Nightmare Before Christmas - December

16 shows slated at the moment.

vladjarca · June 9, 2020

The current event lineup is as follows

New Year Smash - Jan
Madness in Munich - Battle Royale - Feb
March Toward Victory - March
Berlin Brawl - All Gimmick Matches - April
Freakshow - Gimmick Show - May
Firepower - Jun
The All-Star Bash - July - Season Finale
All-Out Riot - August
Oktoberfest Clash Day 1-2-3, Possible Weekend Tournament, September
Redemption - October
Retribution - November
The All-Star's Carnival, Annual Celebration Show - November
Winter Warland - December
The Nightmare Before Christmas - December

16 shows slated at the moment.

I'd keep All Star Bash and All Star's Carnival. Still do a battle royal in february and all gimmick matches in the 2 april shows.

Makhai · June 10, 2020

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EWA: March Toward Victory 2020

March 15th, 2020

Vienna, Austria

Attendance: 882

On the Desk:

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Stanford and Horwood

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Eugen Semper vs. The Witch Doctor</div>

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First up Eugen Semper comes out towel overhead wearing thai shorts with both ankles wrapped. and barefoot. He warms up as The Witch Doctor's music hits, the dry ice radiating from under the ring. He dances to the ring for a clocked 8minutes and 42 seconds. Until finally he hits the ring. The crowd is bored out of its mind the referee takes his three-headed flail giving Witch Doctor time to go to his belt and throw strange green powder in Semper's face. The ref turns to get a turning sidekick to the face, and he rolls out under the bottom rope.

Doctor dances circles around Semper as he fires vicious-looking strikes into the air. Until he slows and falls. The Witch Doctor locks in the Voodoo Nerve Hold, and goes MAGNA! leaving Semper frozen solid. Eventually, Dwayne Hewitt runs in and calls for the bell and the other bell. It's a technical submission victory at 0:02. The shortest match in wrestling history, officially.

Grade: 14

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We are directed to the projector screen to see Bret Heartbreak backstage, he's still upset about his elimination from last month's Madness match. and tells the crowd that he's going to get revenge tonight.

Grade : 41

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Bret Heartbreak vs. Milo Morningstar</div>

Bret Heartbreak's music plays and he's all business on the way to the ring. Milo Morningstar is out next, and he makes crybaby motions with both of his hands. As the match starts Milo laughs at him as he reminds the crowd how easily he tossed him out. And when he turns back he meets Bret's eyes who burn a hole through his. Milo swallows hard, and then gets absolutely taken to the whooping house, 100-0 for 4 minutes straight, until Milo begs Bret to stop on his knees. Bret milks it until he takes his hand pulls him straight up into the Heart Attack for the 1-2-3! at 5:35. Bret hotdogs and grandstands for an iceage. He seems to learn well.

Grade: 25

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Stuart Wilson vs. Dylan Drama</div>

Dylan Drama hits the ramp first a good looking kid, with a distinctive shiny vest. He comes out to little fanfare, Out next is Stuart Wilson, riding a solid run in the Madness. He comes out to a bit of a pop.

The match starts off with Drama pearl harboring Wilson and taking the early heat. Double ax-handles knees in the corner, a choke spot that gets referee Patrick Garrett to give him the 4 count. Dylan is a rough diamond but there's something intangible about him. A great athlete he springboards off the middle rope into a crossbody and gets a two-count. He jaw jacks with the ref and pie faces him which gets a rise out of the crowd. Drama dares him to DQ him, but Garrett backs down when he sees Stuart catch him with a rollup. 1-2, kick out. And Drama complains of a fast count before eating a lariat that literally causes Drama to leave one of his shoes behind.

Stuart calls for the finish and hits the running power slam for the 1-2-3 at 8:04.

Grade:24

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The Dublin Gals are backstage with their new titles, they look very worried but Blair fires up Cassie by telling her that you can't really call yourself a champion until you can defend the belt. With a double grab of her shoulders and a rough shake they both psych themselves up. Cassie says that they may be outgunned in athletism tonight, but they've got class. And that's all that matters.

Grade: 36

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The Dublin Gals vs. 2 Legit 2 Quit</div>

Aud and Karen's new Euro Hip Hop theme hits, Acid wash jeans, ripped at the knees and just under the rear to ensure mobility, now they are wearing colored tape on their fists. They seem very confident, as they hit the ring. Out next is the Dublin Gals, and they're back to their normal entrance. Blair fire and flight, Cassie class and sophistication. Cassie and Blair take an extra-long look at the belts, before handing them off to the referee.

The match opens with Cassie taking the middle and locking up with Aud. Aud easily rushes her into her own corner and crashes down a palm slap across her exposed chest that leaves an immediate welt that causes her to wilt into the corner. Blair gets in Aud's face but she's dropped dead to the floor with a stiff punch. The match goes this way for the better part of the first half of the match. Cassie is drug into the 2 Legit corner and despite her best efforts to hit toe holds, and find anything to change the momentum, but for the most part, she meets boots and laughter. the younger clientele fire up when Aud makes the tag and Karen shuts that down with a monstrous powerbomb. Blair's inexperience gets the better of her and she tries to climb in to help but this only leads to both Aud and Karen working her over 2-on-1. Karen does her 10 presses on Cassie and she covers her for what looks like a sure 3 but instead, she tags in Aud and motions for the throat cut. The crowd is terrified that the Dublin Gals are about to be snuffed out at the first time of asking when Aud glides to the second rope holds out her fist as Karen drags the lifeless carcass of Cassie into position for her finish. Cassie is able to block the attempt, however, and duck just-in-time for Aud to crash her fist into Karen's midsection. With Aud looking horrified Cassie uses what' she's got left to dive to the far corner like a jackrabbit in the teeth of a fox and tag in Blair to a decent size pop. Springboard forearm, diving double clothesline, missile dropkick double ax-handle.

Takes them both to the outside. As the girls regroup, Blair goes for a dive but both heels just calmly walk away and she eats railing. Cassie goes to help her friend but she's still in no condition to fight And ends up getting deposited on the railing with her. 2 Legit take an iceage basking in the glow of sure victory. And with both girls bottoms up, they take turns spanking their opponents, adding insult to injury.

However, this is not a falls count anywhere match and their ears let them know it. The referee counts 20. And the match is a Double Countout. Aud and Karen are beside themselves with how stupid they are. And the referee is left to drape the titles over the Gals worn out sitters at 11:12. I guess you could call this the first defense of the belts?

Grade: 35

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Magnus Cage hits the projector screen as staff from the back come out to scrape the girls off the guardrail. He lets everyone know that he's been booked in a Dog Collar match at Berlin Brawl. After setting the record for the longest Madness in-ring time ever, he thinks he'll have no problem outlasting that shmuck Jason Dempsey, once and for all.

Grade: 33

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The Nigerian Hit Squad vs. Future X</div>

Next up, is the Men's Title match. If you can call it that. The Hit Squad absolutely annihilate this in a complete 100-0 squash, finishing with a double gutbuster on Vicente who Mo makes a point to call a "traitor" from ringside, at 3:53

Grade: 33

Post Match: as the make their way to the back, The Hit Squad find an EU and a German flag on a plant and Mo cuts a promo on them, before lighting them on fire. And the locker room clears to chase them out around the entrance area.

Grade: 39

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Kruge The Revenger vs. Demolition Derbin</div>

The crowd has turned a little on the show, following the flag burning segment, they were not ready for that. Heads unanimously buried in their phones as Drebin makes his entrance. At least the buzz is enough to cover up how not over Drebin is. When Kruge comes out to defend his Intercontinental title though, he gets a nice pop.

As the match begins, Drebin is a clear breath of fresh air from Herc and Jerk. He's young, athletic, intense, and he does a great job using his athletism to feed Kruge's comeback with a long, intense series of basic power slams, ax handles and clubbing forearms. Eventually, though, all good things must come to an end as out come Herc and Bam Bam to chuck out Drebin and 2-on-1 Kruge. But Kruge starts no-selling them both! Rising to his feet, powering up his Revengance meter, and fights them both off to stand tall. The referee calls for the bell at 8:53. A DQ win for Kruge(as they attacked Drebin first) A technical defense of the Intercontinental Title his 5th.

Grade: 37

Post Match: Kruge tells the Johnasson's that he's tired of the BS, and that he wants his Revengance at Berlin Brawl in an Elimination Match. He's going to beat both, ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Grade: 35

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Thea Davis vs. "The Omega" Yu Hashimoto</div>

Next up the co-main event, the debuting Yu Hashimoto, who left 5SSW after a payoff dispute. She comes out in her orange and purple ring attire. which shows off her action figure esque 4-pack and sculpted physique that looks almost weird on her cutey babyface. That face though has a very mean sounding string of Japanese coming from it as admonishes the fans in a language they can't understand. She finds a plant with a sign saying "Thea will meet her End Game" and assaults the cameraman before tearing up the sign and throwing the pieces in the plants' face. Out next is the Red Queen of EWA.

The match starts fast and furious, with both girls trading strikes, until Yu makes Thea wilt into the corner until she's able to counter and switch the smaller Yu and slam shoulders into her stomach to take some of the wind out of her sails. The match continues in this vein, Thea looking to not back down from the smaller girl, but having a hard time surviving exchanges. Soon, Thea changes tact and begins attacking Yu's right arm. Which begins to take away Yu's most effective threat. Eventually, the match pushes past 10 minutes.

Something pops the crowd like Byron, and it's not him. Both performers look up the ramp and the hard camera pans and zooms to see. Who's that? It can't be? Dark hair, black lipstick wifebeater, baggy cargo pants that might as well be a skirt? How did she get here? As the crowd processes what's happening Yu tries to hit "The Endgame" but she grabs her arm and collapses with a loud roar of pain halfway through the turn, which brings the attention back to the ring. Thea seizes the moment and catches Yu as she tries to climb back to her feet with a diving bulldog and climbs to the top rope.

Thea looks back up the ramp briefly but whoever it was is gone now. Driving the Flying Elbow into Yu's mush she gets the 1-2-3, to retain at 14:32. Thea makes defense 3 of the title.EMT's try to look at Yu's heavily bruised and marked up arm, but she books them off and cradles it all the way to the back as Thea is left to wonder what just happened?

Grade:39

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Paolo Gandalfini and Byron vs. Kronos The Conqueror and Crusher Von Steinberg</div>

Finally it's time for the Main Event. Eva brings out her lieges, Flanked by Kolassal Karl. The Masters of Evil make their way ringside as Eva tells the camera that tonight, Paolo is going to get a sneak preview of what is his fate at The All-Star Bash! Out next, to a massive shriek, Byron and Gandalfini... come out, they both flex together in unison and the girls reach out to drink in their combined essence. Marianne comes out a bit later, but something seems off about her tonight.

As the hunk-o-meter swells in the ring, the match gets underway with Paolo standing across from Crusher, but Eva leaps to the apron and demands he tag in Kronos. After a loud chorus of boos he complies. And the match gets underway. Paolo takes early control in a glacier paced test of strength. Before Kronos cheats with a headbutt to the groin. After softening up Paolo for a few minutes he tags in Crusher who takes him apart with a series of crisp submission holds, and bearhug spots. The crowd goes wild when Paolo makes the tag, but referee Dwayne Hewitt immediately calls Byron back to the corner as he says the tag wasn't legal. This gets heat from the crowd as Byron's grandstanding and hotdogging gets Paolo double-teamed. Eventually, Crush tags back in Kronos, who lets Paolo escape his grasp long enough to make an emphatic hot tag.

Byron runs wild, Irish whip, into a pose, then a spin that forces Kronos to hit the other side into another pose, Kronos attempts to clothesline Byron but he senses it coming and ducks. This continues until Kronos collapses unable to run anymore. Crusher hits the ring and Byron ducks but he slams into Paolo and he goes careening into the announce table.

As Byron duels with Crusher, the camera watches as Eva Berlin beats Paolo with her whip like a slowing mule until Marianne comes around and shoves Berlin off her man, but Karl is there and he irish whips her into the ring post! Nuclear heat. She comes up with a stream of blood from just about the hairline and Eva and Karl make Paolo look at the damage. Paolo hulks up in fury and takes Karl to the woodshed. Before Kronos drops down to stack the deck. Inside the ring, Byron is seeing what's happening and the whole match descends into chaos. Paolo winds up in the ring with Crusher, who locks him in the Mind Crusher! Marieanne hits the ring to impotently try and pry him off covered in her own blood. Crusher breaks the hold to grab her and lick the blood off her cheek. Kronos tags himself in and Crusher takes Marianne by the wrist and slings her over the shoulder as her man lays motionless on the floor, convulsing from the effects of the Mind Crusher. Byron hits the ring as Kronos tries to figure out what the hell is going on and he's hit with the Upper Class and pinned at 15:52. Eva and Karl roll out Kronos' carcass and revive him to flee. Crusher takes his new prize over his shoulder and Byron tries to revive Paolo and tell him what happened.

Grade: 37

Post Match: Eva gets a microphone and tells them that they've won the battle, but lost the war as she sticks the microphone under Marianne's shrieking face, her blonde hair soaked in a Jackson Pollack of crimson, and her white tee-shirt covered in red splatter pattern. She screams for help, Paolo scrambles to his feet but is in no condition to do anything and Byron has to keep him from spilling into the crowd. As it looks like the heels take the day, Bret Heartbreak storms out from the back. He clobbers Karl, discards Kronos, and forces Crusher to drop Marianne.

This infuriates Crusher and he piledrives Bret into the ramp with a sickening crash of cheap metals.

Byron leaves Paolo with a below and chases after The Masters of Evil who flee to the back. Marianne clutches Bret's face to her bosom as he's unconscious, but a savior. And Byron decries what has become of his seed.

Grade: 42

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Final Show Grade: 39</div>

Makhai · June 10, 2020

Prediction Standings after March Toward Victory 2020.

smw88: 3-4-1 - 2-1-1 - 7-0-1 = 12-5-3

vladharca: 4-3-1 - 2-2-1 - 5-2-1 = 11-7-3

Herrbear: 3-3-1 - 2-1-1 - 5-2-1 = 10-6-3

Portlius 0-0-0 - 0-0-0 - 6-1-1 = 6-1-1

El Ray : 5-2-1 - 0-0-0 - 0-0-0 - = 5-2-1

Genking 0-0-0 - 0-0-0 - 5-2-1 = 5-2-1

Welcome to all of the newbies predicting on this card, and congrats to smw88 on his essentially perfect card. Controversial show. Flag burning, defenseless women bleeding real blood, shock debuts? What will Byron's female audience say about all this violence and excess? I guess we'll see next month in Berlin for the Berlin Brawl 2020.

P.S. I made a decision on TV. I'm happy with the pace we're on, so I'm just going to stay as we are for right now. I might add a few more events, maybe bring it up to 18, and we're just going to stay an event-based company until we hit medium at least.

Makhai · June 10, 2020

<div style="text-align:center;">EWA Future Stars Academy, March 20th, 2020

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Byron paces back-n-forth in his office. EuroSport Mag was on the table with a picture of the EU flag on fire and the cover read, "Wrestling Filth Must Be Banished!" Arson Wells sits next to Bret and Marianne. "What 're ya so upset 'but?" he removes the cigar from his mouth to shrug off the headline. "This innit the best pub we've got in, a decade! This mmhfit ain't meanin' a fing if somebud ain't ready to knife ya in an alleah." Marianne shrugged taking a drag off her cigarette and reading the article verbatim " EWA, which stands for European Wrestling All-Stars put on a show to less than a thousand people in which they burned the EU flag after a match in a shameful detestable display, later included a pretty young girl gushing blood that was then consumed by what I presume was a psychotic satanist." She smiled as she took another drag and then looked over at Arson "They think I'm still young and pretty, if only they knew!"

Bret shuffled awkwardly in his chair "I still think you look pretty." He forced out, which got a little wink from her. Byron ran his hands through his hair to comfort himself. Again and again, "ARSON, I, BYRON TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THE FLAG BURNING SPOT BUT TO DO THE POSTER BURNING SPOT!" He paces back and forth. "NOW MY ADORATION AND FEMALE LUST HAS DRIED IN THE FLAMES OF FURY AND NOT PASSION!" Byron began lemaz breathing to soothe himself. But his last run through his hair rending a shocking amount of his blonde hair... With saucers for eyes, he lets out a piercing girlish shriek. Followed by another, and another.

"I AM RUINED!" tears pour down his face, aided by the oil resistance "MY PERFECT Hair! THIS CAN'T BE! He stares at the strands of hair and gives another shriek. Bret leaps out of his chair consoling his father, "Father, you are not balding, you are just thinning a bit." This triggers another series of horrified shrieks. "Balding?" He whimpers. All thoughts of blood and anger were mere afterthoughts to the reality of his bleached scalp shedding hair. He maniacally rummages through his desk, an unfathomable amount of creams, bronzers, and oils scattering through the air. "WHERE IS IT, MY ONLY SALVATION NOW!" He fumbles until he finds it. THICC-GROW-XXX emblazoned on the jar with a picture of a medical drawing of a large penis impressing a lady. He smears half the jar in his fist and rubs it voraciously into his scalp. "COMEBACK TO ME OH BEAUTIFUL YOUTH!" Bret helps him get the rest of his head as Arson and Marianne slink out.

"Do not worry father, I will help you make a wig" Bret's words leave Byron inconsolable, and sobbing, as he crams his fist into the jar once more.

Makhai · June 11, 2020

<div style="text-align:center;"> Excerpt: The Pro Wrestling Reporter, April 4th, 2020

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Word from last month's show (March Toward Victory) is that Raven Nightfall(Robinson) made her debut up there. I find it hard to believe considering she's arguably a bigger star than Byron, and isn't a leathery muscle diva. They've been building an oddly competent women's roster for the last few years which has really helped the reachability and sustainability of their shows lately, so it's possible. I asked around and she left USPW last month when they let her go after that bizarre DQ in February. She hasn't been working much and was said to be looking for an events based schedule with a manager role for TV similar to Eddie Peak in TCW. Nobody was interested in that idea as they don't like managers right now and she was released with Dusty as I said in the USPW brief.

In other news, they got some real mainstream heat, for a flag-burning angle and EU representatives were not happy about it. Because the show was not aired live though, and it is only a small social media story right now, there's not much they can do about it unless they ban wrestling entirely, and 21CW would fight them hard on it. Likely they dodged a huge bullet here. There was some uproar about a Marianne blood licking spot that I haven't seen yet because they don't release event DVDs until 3-4mos after events and then they're only in PAL format which is... less than ideal. Whatever the case Byron has always been a wack-job on the best of days, I still remember the urine race thing he had the midgets do for Freakshow a few years ago. He's a character. There are also some sources that tell me that they're upset about VWA breaking their talent agreement not long ago. If that's true, with the way Landon has been burning it down lately, there could be a European wrestling war brewing.

Makhai · June 12, 2020

EWA: Berlin Brawl 2020

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EWA Intercontinental Title Match: Kruge The Revenger © vs. Hercules Johansson vs. Bam Bam Johansson, Three-Way Elimination Match.

Byron's Erupting Volcano of Feminine Honour: Bret Heartbreak vs. Crusher Von Steinberg, First Blood Match

Magnus Cage vs. Jason Dempsey, Dog Collar Match

Stuart Wilson vs. Demolition Drebin, Berlin Death Match

Viper Squad vs. The Alliance, 15-min Time Limit Match

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Greggyb · June 12, 2020

EWA Intercontinental Title Match: Kruge The Revenger © vs. Hercules Johansson vs. Bam Bam Johansson, Three-Way Elimination Match.

Byron's Erupting Volcano of Feminine Honour: Bret Heartbreak vs. Crusher Von Steinberg, First Blood Match

EWA Tag Team Title Match: Future X vs. Nigerian Hit Squad (c), Stretcher Match

Magnus Cage vs. Jason Dempsey, Dog Collar Match

Stuart Wilson vs. Demolition Drebin, Berlin Death Match

Viper Squad vs. The Alliance, 15-min Time Limit Match

Genking · June 12, 2020

EWA Intercontinental Title Match: Kruge The Revenger © vs. Hercules Johansson vs. Bam Bam Johansson, Three-Way Elimination Match.

Byron's Erupting Volcano of Feminine Honour: Bret Heartbreak vs. Crusher Von Steinberg, First Blood Match

Magnus Cage vs. Jason Dempsey, Dog Collar Match

Stuart Wilson vs. Demolition Drebin, Berlin Death Match

Viper Squad vs. The Alliance, 15-min Time Limit Match

smw88 · June 12, 2020

EWA Intercontinental Title Match: Kruge The Revenger © vs. Hercules Johansson vs. Bam Bam Johansson, Three-Way Elimination Match.

Byron's Erupting Volcano of Feminine Honour: Bret Heartbreak vs. Crusher Von Steinberg, First Blood Match

Magnus Cage vs. Jason Dempsey, Dog Collar Match

Stuart Wilson vs. Demolition Drebin, Berlin Death Match

Viper Squad vs. The Alliance, 15-min Time Limit Match

vladjarca · June 12, 2020

EWA Intercontinental Title Match: Kruge The Revenger © vs. Hercules Johansson vs. Bam Bam Johansson, Three-Way Elimination Match.

Byron's Erupting Volcano of Feminine Honour: Bret Heartbreak vs. Crusher Von Steinberg, First Blood Match

Magnus Cage vs. Jason Dempsey, Dog Collar Match

Stuart Wilson vs. Demolition Drebin, Berlin Death Match

Viper Squad vs. The Alliance, 15-min Time Limit Match

christmas_ape · June 12, 2020

EWA Intercontinental Title Match: Kruge The Revenger © vs. Hercules Johansson vs. Bam Bam Johansson, Three-Way Elimination Match.

Byron's Erupting Volcano of Feminine Honour: Bret Heartbreak vs. Crusher Von Steinberg, First Blood Match

Magnus Cage vs. Jason Dempsey, Dog Collar Match

Stuart Wilson vs. Demolition Drebin, Berlin Death Match

Viper Squad vs. The Alliance, 15-min Time Limit Match

Herrbear · June 12, 2020

EWA Intercontinental Title Match: Kruge The Revenger © vs. Hercules Johansson vs. Bam Bam Johansson, Three-Way Elimination Match.

Byron's Erupting Volcano of Feminine Honour: Bret Heartbreak vs. Crusher Von Steinberg, First Blood Match

EWA Women's Tag Team Title Match: The Dublin Gals © vs. 2 Legit 2 Quit, Berlin Blitz Match

Magnus Cage vs. Jason Dempsey, Dog Collar Match

Stuart Wilson vs. Demolition Drebin, Berlin Death Match

Viper Squad vs. The Alliance, 15-min Time Limit Match

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