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ZEN 2010: A Canadian Clown In Auckland AKA Whippy Slightly East Of Down Under AKA The Isle of Misfit Spot Monkeys


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"-AND TONIGHT I'M GONNA GET REVENGE ON THAT NO-GOOD VERTIGO ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"SHUT UP, AUCKLAND OR I'LL SLAP THE LIVER SPOTS OFF YA GRANNIES! VERTIGO THINKS HE'S GOT THE NUMBERS ADVANTAGE WITH ALL HIS LITTLE DOG TURD TECNICO FRIENDS BUT I GOT SOMETHIN' BETTER, I GOT FAMILY! GET OUT HERE, CUZ!"

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"Hoo hoo hoo hoooooooo, did somebody say send in the cloooooowns?"

Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here, well friends the answer to that is simple.

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"I'm sorry we're paying how much to a guy with a clown gimmick?"

Then!

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"I will literally pay that much for a second guy with a clown gimmick."

And now I live in New Zealand! =D

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"Also you're the booker."

Also I'm the booker! =D

Wait you wanna know how we got to that particular angle? Oh well I better go into better detail then, quick someone post some basic company info!

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6 minutes ago, Pteroid said:

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"-AND TONIGHT I'M GONNA GET REVENGE ON THAT NO-GOOD VERTIGO ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"SHUT UP, AUCKLAND OR I'LL SLAP THE LIVER SPOTS OFF YA GRANNIES! VERTIGO THINKS HE'S GOT THE NUMBERS ADVANTAGE WITH ALL HIS LITTLE DOG TURD TECNICO FRIENDS BUT I GOT SOMETHIN' BETTER, I GOT FAMILY! GET OUT HERE, CUZ!"

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"Hoo hoo hoo hoooooooo, did somebody say send in the cloooooowns?"

Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here, well friends the answer to that is simple.

image.jpeg
"I'm sorry we're paying how much to a guy with a clown gimmick?"

Then!

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"I will literally pay that much for a second guy with a clown gimmick."

And now I live in New Zealand! =D

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"Also you're the booker."

Also I'm the booker! =D

Wait you wanna know how we got to that particular angle? Oh well I better go into better detail then, quick someone post some basic company info!

IDK if it’s because it’s almost midnight or if this is really as insane as I’m thinking it is, but I just blankly stared at this for 30 seconds after reading it.

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ZEN: THE ART OF WRESTLING
SIZE: TINY
MONIES: 50,000

CHAMPIONS

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ZEN MASTER:
HALLOWEEN KNIGHT 


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ZEN HARMONY:
THE SKY KINGS (VERTIGO & SUPER ZERO)


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ZEN CONCEPTUAL:
SHAOLIN

NEXT TIME ON ZEN:


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WAY OF THE DREAMER 2010

MAIN EVENT MASTER CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
HALLOWEEN KNIGHT (c) VS LONE SHARK


TRIOS MATCH
F.E.A.R (NECROMANCER, CYANIDE, & MASSACRE) VS DEVILFISH, MAN O'WAR & X-CALIBRE

ZEN CONCEPTUAL TITLE MATCH

SHAOLIN (c) VS BILE

QUICK SILVER VS MIRROR UNIVERSE JOHN GORDON

HARMONY TITLE FOUR-WAY BOUT
THE SKY KINGS (c) VS THE MERCS VS THE HORROR SHOW VS C-W-A AND A MYSTERY PARTNER (WHO COULD IT BEEEEEE!!!???)

 

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MAIN EVENT MASTER CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
HALLOWEEN KNIGHT (c) VS LONE SHARK

TRIOS MATCH
F.E.A.R (NECROMANCER, CYANIDE, & MASSACRE) VS DEVILFISH, MAN O'WAR & X-CALIBRE

ZEN CONCEPTUAL TITLE MATCH
SHAOLIN (c) VS BILE

QUICK SILVER VS MIRROR UNIVERSE JOHN GORDON

HARMONY TITLE FOUR-WAY BOUT
THE SKY KINGS (c) VS THE MERCS VS THE HORROR SHOW VS C-W-A AND A MYSTERY PARTNER (WHO COULD IT BEEEEEE!!!???)

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AIN EVENT MASTER CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
HALLOWEEN KNIGHT (c) VS LONE SHARK


TRIOS MATCH
F.E.A.R (NECROMANCER, CYANIDE, & MASSACRE) VS DEVILFISH, MAN O'WAR & X-CALIBRE

ZEN CONCEPTUAL TITLE MATCH

SHAOLIN (c) VS BILE

QUICK SILVER VS MIRROR UNIVERSE JOHN GORDON

HARMONY TITLE FOUR-WAY BOUT
THE SKY KINGS (c) VS THE MERCS VS THE HORROR SHOW VS C-W-A AND A MYSTERY PARTNER (WHO COULD IT BEEEEEE!!!???)

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Was recently planning on seeing what i could do with 2010 ZEN so looking forwards to this!

 

MAIN EVENT MASTER CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
HALLOWEEN KNIGHT (c) VS LONE SHARK

TRIOS MATCH
F.E.A.R (NECROMANCER, CYANIDE, & MASSACRE) VS DEVILFISH, MAN O'WAR & X-CALIBRE

ZEN CONCEPTUAL TITLE MATCH
SHAOLIN (c) VS BILE

QUICK SILVER VS MIRROR UNIVERSE JOHN GORDON

HARMONY TITLE FOUR-WAY BOUT
THE SKY KINGS (c) VS THE MERCS VS THE HORROR SHOW VS C-W-A AND A MYSTERY PARTNER (WHO COULD IT BEEEEEE!!!???)


 

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