BuddyGarner Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Backstory: 2007: We were sick of wrestling matches that didn't mean anything. We wanted quality over quantity. We wanted to produce storylines that would hold up to stories you might see on TV shows. Product and Finance: 2007: Wealth: 10,000,000 Based in: The Great Lakes Match Ratio: 10% All matches: 5 minutes(for now...we wanted 30 minute shows to start) Face/Heel Divide: Medium(The line between good and evil can be small...) Traditional: Low Mainsteam: Key Feature Comedy: Key Feature Cult: Key Feature Risque: Key Feature Modern: Very Low Realism: Medium Hyper Realism: Low(We were huge fans of MMA and wanted to find some way to incorporate it) Hardcore: Very Low Daredevil: Very Low Lucha Libre: Very Low Pure: Very Low We mainly wanted wrestling to be portrayed as a legitimate sport with kayfabe ways of cheating of course. We set all the other options to very low to allow the possibility for other types of matches if a fued requires it. For example, American Elemental comes into the fed for one match and challenges the champion to a house of fun match. Match Intensity: 100%(With only ten percent devoted to matches, we figured we needed those matches to be as fast paced as possible) Match Danger: 5%(We wanted the dangerous parts to be "special") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 Reserved for future use(I wanted all useful roster information to remain on the first page) Preliminary Show Notes: 164 people at the Ohio Jewish Center on Friday, Week 4 July 2007: (Show size changed to medium) Nevada Nuclear beats up Ash Campbell while Persephone is angry at Dharma Gregg. E+(10min, crowd down) Agent 69 does her porn meeting with Sara York feeding her in her ear, Des Davids doesn't want BBS as part of the movie in case MH can make it, Bomb organizes things. E+(10min, crowd down) Wanda Fish challenges The Don. D+(10min) The Don discusses legal ramifications with J-Ro. E+ The Mafioso defeate the Linemen. E+(8min, crowd down) Katie Cameron, Valiant, and Citizen X formulate a plan involving Cameron Vessey and Joanne Rodriguez. E+ Wanda Fish beats The Don by DQ in a Wanda Fish rules match. D-(2min, crowd down, Wanda Fish looked good) Show Rating: E+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 * means they are part of the booking team Roster Split: January 2007: Push: Main Event: Cherry Bomb Upper Midcard: Midcard: Undefeated Lower Midcard: Enhancement Talent: Normal: Main Event: Dermot O'Logical Des Davids Nina The Psycho Ballerina Upper Midcard: Agent 69 Sammy the Shark The Don* Midcard: Speedy Giant Gonzales* Lower Midcard: Enhancement Talent: Bury: Main Event: Upper Midcard: Dharma Gregg William Hayes Midcard: Lower Midcard: Joey Beauchamp Enhancement Talent: After Rise to Small Roster Split: July 2007: Push: Main Event: Bulldozer Brandon Smith Cherry Bomb Nevada Nuclear Upper Midcard: Midcard: Lower Midcard: Agent 69 Undefeated Enhancement Talent: Normal: Main Event: Des Davids Upper Midcard: Sara Marie York Midcard: Burning EXILE Citizen X Lower Midcard: Opener: The Don* Enhancement Talent: Bury: Main Event: Upper Midcard: Valiant Midcard: Ash Campbell Cameron Vessey Dermot O'Logical Lower Midcard: Jerry Martin Opener: Dharma Gregg Enhancement Talent: Misc. Pushes(non-personality): Speedy Giant Gonzales-Color Commentator The Scientist-Referee Persephone-Manager Katie Cameron-Manager Rock Downpour-Announcer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 Character Information and Stats: 2007: The Don: Size: Giant Age: 40 Style: Brawler Gimmick: Underworld(A*) Alignment: Heel Contract: Lifetime Traits: Steroid Use Drug Use(Insulin, Growth Hormone) Law Problems(Really works with the mafia) Stats: Brawling: A* Technical Stats: A* Entertainment Skills: A* Performance Skills: A* Business: A* Booking: A* Camera Skills: A* Stiffness: A* Refereeing: A* MMA: A* All else: F- Physical Condition: All 50%(Due to massive weight and limb lengthening surgery on his arms) Biography: 5'6" and 1500lbs with 108" wingspan, the Don was one of the best point sparrers in the business. That could only last about one minute. He is extremely technically proficient due to his constant training in all aspects wrestling and MMA. Unfortunately, his desire to put all things in his body food and otherwise and his lack of general conditioning and lifting work in addition to his general lack of sleep put a damper on his physical conditioning. But the people don't have to know that. Now trying to make his protege known only as Undefeated one of the best in the world. Speedy Gonzales Grande: Size: Giant Age: 26 Style: Luchadore Gimmick: Gansta(A*) Alignment: Heel Contract: Lifetime Stats: The Flying Skills: A* Entertainment Skills: A* Physical Skills(except Power): A* Performance Skills: A* Booking: A* Camera Skills: A* Other Skills(except refereeing and MMA): A* All else: F- Biography: Breed and raised by the Don to be the first ever Giant-sized Luchadore. Undefeated: Short Name: X-0-0 Size: Very Small Age: 16 Style: Technician Gimmick: Man on a Mission(A*) Alignment: Heel Contract: Lifetime Managed by: The Scientist Stats: Aerial: A* Technical Skills: A* Entertainment Skills: A* Physical Skills: A* Performance Skills: A* Camera Skills: A* Other Skills(except Menace and Refereeing): A* All else: F- Biography: Breed and raised by the Don to go down as the greatest wrestler in history. The fed was specifically designed so that he would never lose. Studied wrestling tapes for years and played Wrestling Spirit 2 to determine what would be the best move set for him to demolish his opponents. Managers: The Scientist: Gimmick:The Brain(A*) Alignment: Heel Contract: Lifetime Stats: Entertainment Skills: A* Selling: A* Backstage Skills(except Respect): A* Camera Skills: A* Refereeing: A* Biography: Recruited by The Don to be that extra edge for Undefeated to help him in his matches. For the rest of the workers I'm just going to list their notable stats, you can assume the rest are pretty bad or are irrelevant to my booking plans. Agent 69: Size: Lightweight Style: Entertainer Gimmick: Comrade(U) Alignment: Heel Charisma: B- Looks: B Star Quality: B- Cherry Bomb: Size: Lightweight Style: Puresou Gimmick: Adult Film Star(U) Alignment: Heel Acting: B+ Microphone: B Charisma: B Dermot O'Logical: Size: Middleweight Style: Entertainer Gimmick: Gambler(U) Alignment: Heel Acting: B+ Des Davids: Size: Middleweight Style: Brawler Gimmick: Comic Book Hero(U) Alignment: Face Athleticism: A Microphone: C- Charisma: C Dharma Gregg: Size: Small Style: Entertainer Gimmick: Degenerate(U) Alignment: Face Charisma: A Acting: B+ Microphone: B Looks: B+ Star Quality: B Joey Beauchamp: Size: Lightweight Style: Cruiserweight Gimmick: Time Traveller(U) Alignment: Heel Flashiness: B+ Entertainment Skills: B Camera Skills: B Nina the Psycho Ballerina: Size: Small Style: Entertainer Gimmick: Thief(U) Alignment: Heel Acting: B+ Sammy the Shark: Size: Middleweight Style: Entertainer Gimmick: Conman(U) Alignment: Heel Acting: B- William Hayes: Size: Middleweight Style: Regular Wrestler Gimmick: Detective(U) Alignment: Face Acting: B+ Charisma: B+ Microphone: B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxxHexx Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Holy crap you have a ton of money for a new promotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickC13573 Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 The Don at 1500 LBS!!!!!!!!!!!!! he would die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted December 25, 2006 Author Share Posted December 25, 2006 Last Minute Booking Meeting... It took until Thursday Week 3 of January to get everything in the Kawashimaverse in order(Everyone on the booking team hated Tommy Cornell and thought he was overshadowed by Randy Bumfhole, Kozue Kawashima, and Marc DuBois). We decided to have all the merchandise and all the events to be at the highest quality since we had so much money to spare. And we were going to release all our shows on the internet so that people could follow the storylines. We announced that The Don versus Undefeated would headline our first show. We wanted to only advance book our lifetime guys to feel out when our other guys would be available. I was originally going to have the match be for the title but the booking team convinced me that Undefeated didn't have enough Momentum to hold a title(He had about C- momentum from internet buzz about his skills) and we didn't want the fans to get angry about how much he was being pushed at the show. The main storyline would involve Undefeated, The Don, Speedy Gonzales Grande, The Scientist, and Des Davids(who we decided to nickname Destiny Davids for his superhero role). Roles subject to change as the storyline evolves of course. But the major plot points would involve a long winning streak by Undefeated where we would trade out talent to other feds and job their talent to Undefeated, and the feud would be highlighted by matches by Gonzales and Destiny Davids. Regarding the talent trades, we sent out feelers for working agreements with several smaller feds and many were accepted. The plan was of course to job all these guys to Undefeated, unfortunately they would come in with no momentum and the audience wouldn't believe them as credible challengers to the title. So, us and the other feds decided that when we traded talents, each of us would be allowed to use footage of that talent in the other fed in action. That way we can see their big moves and big wins and so on. One of the B storylines would involve a time traveling body snatcher named J.K. Stallings the III who would currently be played by Joey Beaucamp. The booking team wasn't high on Joey but he got lucky with the time traveler gimmick. Since the rest of the booking team was so high on Cherry Bomb we were going to put her in this story and try to minimize Joey's involvement. Which was going to be hard considering the storyline was envisioned as focusing on the time traveller. But hey necessity is the mother of invention. The other B storyline would involve William Hayes as a detective that would tentatively involve Agent 69. We also eventually planned to inculde two people to play a mob character and his girlfriend. The plan ways to have these three storylines endure the entire duration of the fed; Evolving storylines and roster changes and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted December 30, 2006 Author Share Posted December 30, 2006 Thursday Week 3, January 2007: Total Nonstop Entertainment from the Ohio Jewish Center in front of the 19 in attendance: The 19 audience members seat down in their seats while a monitor shows the wrestlers arriving on the T.N.E. monitor. The camera zooms in on Agent 69, who is wearing form fitting all black shirts and pants. William Hayes can clearly be seen in the driver's seat of a large Dark Black Van. William Hayes nods his head as the camera as 2 men in ski masks grab Agent 69 and throw her in the back of the van. 2 min. F+ The T.N.E. monitor turns black and then it fades in to reveal a scene where Dermot O' Logical is tied up in a chair directly behind a roulette table. Gonzales is looking intimidating next to a door. Cherry Bomb is wearing a tube top and low cut denim jeans as she has her arms crossed while glaring menacingly at Logical. Bomb: Where's the money, Dermot? Dermot: You work for the mob. You know how this goes, I'm a compulsive gambler. I never have the money. Bomb: Except, we're not a typical mob and you're not a typical gambler. We don't care about your Vegas exploits. All we care about is that you used one of our girls when you were trying out for Rhode Island Pro Wrestling. Babes of Sin City was in the same area and you two hooked up. Dermot: She didn't work for you! Bomb: Well, we prefer not to bring in the whole prostitution element until the deal is done. Our study group has found that it detracts from the experience. Don't worry, we don't want your money. You're a no talent wreslter who'll never earn anything anyways. What we want you to do is find a wrestler that we can job to Undefeated. Dermot: I don't have any friends! Grande: That's not our problem. We push buttons until we get what we want. We don't care how the machinery works. That's your problem. Dermot: How long do I have? Bomb: You have until Undefeated has ripped his way through all the losers we've got right now in this fed. Now I've got some business to take care of. So, Grande Gonzales is going to perform a 630 degree splash on you to provide you with some motivation. We figured that the bruises might provide you with some sympathy from fellow wrestlers who you can get to job to our prodigy. Cherry Bomb throws the chair onto the ground and Gonzales climbs to the top of the ladder. Cherry Bomb opens the door and then shuts it half way. Gonzales performs the splash onto an oofing Dermot O' Logical. Cherry Bomb smiles as she shuts the door. 5 min. D Cherry Bomb is filmed walking down a hallway when Joey Beauchamp bumps into her. Joey: Where's J.K. Stallings Jr.? Bomb: Who? Joey: You don't understand. I'm not whoever my host body is. My name is J.K. Stallings the III. I'm from the future. Bomb: Oh! Nice to meet you! If you excuse me I've got some business to attend to *smiles* Joey: I don't have much time. I've got to prevent the downfall of HGC. You see without my father booking HGC, HGC never becomes the #1 fed in the world after a triple threat match between Bryan Vessey, Tommy Cornell, and Buddy Garner. HGC never puts all the other feds out of business once they acquire the world's greatest tag team of Kozue Kawashima and Onji Taka****a. Thus, HGC never puts on Tommy Cornell versus Sean McFly which inspired The Minor Annoyance to run for president after witnessing this match. Without T.M.A. as president we lose the war against the robots! Bomb: Listen *smiles* I don't really have time to get to know our wrestlers right now but I'd be happy to meet you at the T.N.E. meet and greet barbeque. Now I really have to go to the bathroom. *rushes off* Joey: *following Cherry Bomb* You don't understand! I can prove I'm from the future! Now I've identified all the things I have to change in the time stream and the first thing I have to do is find a man named Stephen Cuthill. Cherry Bomb ducks into the women's restroom and Joey falls. Cherry then proceeds to lock herself in a stall. Joey: Accroding to my records, the Ohio Jewish Center is where my father holds a house show on Thursday Week3, of January 2004. It's where, Stephen Cuthill has his first tryout match with HGC *washing his hands* and begins his draw into the darkside of becoming Ripper LeStat *sees one of the electronic hand dryers and tosses it off in favor of a paper towel, he washes his hands off with a paper towel and when trying to throw it in the trash he sees a newspaper* Joey Beauchamp passes out. 5 min. E+ Undefeated and The Don are having a press conference in ring. Undefeated: My name is Undefeated and I am going to win every single one of my matches in a clean and devastating fashion. The Don is just a stepping stone on the way until the powers that be deem I'm ready to hold a belt. There's no way I can lose this match. I've studied all the wrestling tapes and I have a counter for every conceivable move. I used to be a pure technician because I realized that brawlers were weak on the ground. But then I learned in my sparring matches that without some high flying moves in my arsenal I would have nothing to do when some shmuck put me on the top rope. I also learned that the backflip kick and the swinging rope blast where devastating moves that would help me win a lot more matches and that the super kick was one of the ultimate counter moves. Of course, some shmucks have ruined the move by slamming their foot on the ground for about an hour and waiting for their opponent to stand and ruining one of the greatest counter moves of all time and trying to turn it into an ordinary finisher but I digress and I'm out of time but I've got lots of other things to say and lots of other pre-match show downs to say it in. 3 min. F+ The Don: Yeah, you're going to win this match. I'm forty years old and you're 16. I'm 1500 fricking pounds and not one of them is athletic. I put over 1 million dollars to make you the best. But what you've got to realize is that I have a 108 inch reach thanks to limb lengthening and am the best point sparrer in the world. So if you think you're just going to walk right through more you're wrong. So what I want to do is put you in a small package and then you'll realize that you could've been pinned. Then I'll put you in two or three pinfall predicaments and you'll start to feel wrong about trying to walk all over me. I'll gas out and you'll win in the end but we've done the math. The small package leads to a successful pinfall 5% of the time. So after about twenty matches you'll lose. And one of the times you'll lose is going to be one of the times you've held the belt and you're going to have one of your title reigns broken up by some forty year old who got lucky. 3 min. E- Speedy Giant Gonzales approaches the ring in white referee stripes. Undefeated and The Don Face off. Rock Downpour: Hello, I'm Rock Downpour. The Scientist: I'm X, zero, and zero's manager here to tell you about how great he is. The bell rings. The Don hits Undef. with a few quick jabs. After the sixth jab, U falls to the ground. The Don motions to Undefeated to stand and Undefeated complies. Rock Downpour: No way is The Don going to the ground where he can't use his 9 foot reach. The Don throws about six more jabs until the 7th where Undefeated counters with a splits counter dropkick. Undefeated throws on two surfboards on the Don and at this point the audience all have their eyes shut because the match is just too quick and intense. Undefeated lands two basement dropkicks followed by two charging basement dropkicks followed by a figure four stranglehold and The Don taps out. 5 min. F The Scientist enters the ring while Undefeated applying the surfboard is shown on the T.N.E. monitor. Anatomy of the X-0-0 Surfboard is transposed on the image. The Scientist: The surfboard is considered one of the most devastating moves in professional wrestling history after the DeBones Shaker and the Kikkawa forearm. My client has trained this move to perfection. Undefeated is one of the few wrestlers who can seemlessly attack your head, body, legs, and arms all at the same time. The surfboard is one of the few moves that can attack the opponents arms that is not considered a piece of crap move by the wrestling community i.e. the arm bar or the knee drive to arm or any of Eisaku Kunomasu's crappy arm based assaults. See the surfboard. Fear it. Or you'll have no chance against my client. 2 min. E- The image of the surfboard on the monitor dissapears and is replaced by the face of Des Davids. Des Davids: What is this crap? You honestly are telling me this fed is going to be all about one guy demoloshing everybody else in his path. Well, that's what the Don wants but I know how to stop him. I'm going to be this feds super hero. In fact, I'm changing my name to Destiny Davids no resemblance to the crappy name that Insane Heat his known as now. Of course you should know all about crappy wrestlers that share a similar name after the Devasting Don debuts wouldn't you Don. Well, your plan Don was going to be to blackmail and bribe wrestlers, referees, anybody you could get your hands on to further your projects winning streak. Well, I'm not going to be owned by you. I'm going to stop you and you're not going to know how. I just want you to be afraid Don. Watch your little project's(Yes I am making fun of his size) back. Oh and by the way, watch your back or you might face the Quarterback SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK. Period. 5 min. D- Show Rating: F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted December 31, 2006 Author Share Posted December 31, 2006 Booking meeting Friday Week 3, January 2007 I the User Character(Road Agent, A* Psychology, A* Respect) was extremely pleased to see a positive report on the internet about the show. The Don suffered an Ugandan Toe Rot after the show but he'd be able to work through the injury. The Cherry Bomb Time Traveller storyline was graded a D- and the Undefeated business is rated an F+. There was an error in the show and people apparently didn't know that William Hayes kidnapping Agent 69 was part of a storyline so we'll have to clarify that next show. Undefeated's momentum rose to a C and The Don's fell to a D+ but the booking team still was reluctant to put him with a title. The only other worker with any momentum is Speedy Giant Gonzales who has a B-. However, nobody on the booking team wanted him to be the one to job next to X-0-0 because the match between them was going to be a very important part of the storyline. Right after the show, we signed Burning EXILE to a short term contract of three months but we wanted Onji Taka****a to be a big victory for Undefeated. We had way too much respect for the EXILE to be just a stepping stone for Undefeated's way to the top. But we only had three months to use EXILE. Right now we needed to get Undefeated to the top right away so we were going to swap Undefeated's Lower Midcard Push for Nina the Psycho Ballerina's Main Event push. And to further the play Nina was going to be the next one to job to Undefeated(Which had a heat of F, not F-, F!!!!) If we wanted Undefeated to get the top as fast as possible we were going to have to burn a few bridges to get there. Gimmick Ratings: Agent 69-F- Cherry Bomb-D+ Dermot O'Locial-C+ Des Davids-D- Joey Beauchamp-D William Hayes-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted January 2, 2007 Author Share Posted January 2, 2007 14 people at the Ohio Jewish Center on Thursday, Week 4. The T.N.E. monitor displays William Hayes' van speeding off. The back of the van is shown being cut open by some type of laser. Agent 69 spills out of the back of the van. William Hayes, wearing his sunglasses and inspector gadget getup, immediately stops the van and chases after Agent 69. He pulls her by the hair, ties her up again and then tosses her in the front of the van. He shuts both van doors tightly and speeds off. 5 minutes. F The T.N.E. monitor fades in and then out revealing Dermot O'Logical tied up behind a roulette table. Cherry Bomb is wearing a tube top and is wearing low cut denim jeans. Cherry bomb has her eyes shut and her arms crossed. She awakens suddenly and startled. Dermot O'Logical looks at Cherry Bomb nervously. Cherry: Why am I here? Did I pass out? Dermot: I don't know! What do you want from me??? Cherry: I'm...not sure. Dermot: You work for the mob. You know how this goes. I'm a compulsive gambler, I never have the money. Cherry: We already established a way for you to get out of trouble without giving us anything. Dermot: Where'd Gonzales dissapear to? He was here a second ago. Cherry: Come on Dermot. We've had this conversation before all we want is for you to find wrestlers to job to Undefeated. Dermot: No, we've never had this conversation before. I keep careful track of which mobs I owe money to due to my compulsive gambling habit and The Don's family isn't one of them. Cherry: Let me make a phone call. Cherry picks up the phone and it makes a high pitched buzzing sound. She drops the phone on the ground and runs out of the room. 5 minutes. E+ Jeoy bumps into Cherry Bomb while she's running down the hallway. Joey: Where's J.K. Stallings Jr.? Cherry: Listen creep I don't have time for this right now. Cherry continues to sprint down the hallway. Joey: Hmm...I would've thought you'd get the hint by the now. Cherry continues running off, Joey speeds after her. Joey: I had to prove that I was legit, so I trapped you in a time loop. It's easy to escape the time loop, Speedy Gonzales Grande has already done so. All you have to do is leave the circumfrance of my time after image after I disconnect out of this body. Cherry runs even faster. Joey: Listen you've got to stop soon. If we get any closer the time loop might not remain a relatively localized phenomena and might expand to include the audience members or other people in the ring. Cherry keeps running but Joey tackles her. Cherry: Help! Help! Joey: You're leaving me no choice!!!! Joey passes out. 5 minutes. E+ The monitor fades in and out once again to reveal Undefeateded, Speedy Gonzales Grande, and The Don seated at an excessively long black table. The three mafioso men are seated at an equally excessive distant from each other and all three are in massage chairs. The Don and Gonzales are scarfing down piles of Toblerone bars whilst Undefeated is twiddling his fingers. Undefeated: So who's going to job to me next? The Don: Some loser named Nina. Undefeated: That's not going to help me get closer to my belt, I think Gonzales should job to me next. He has internet buzz surronding him. People saying he's the greatest high flyer of all time. Nina is just some loser with a garbage move set. The Don: No. Gonzales will never job to you, if anything you'll job to him. Undefeated: I'm not going to lose to anyone ever. The Don: I want somebody else who's undefeated. Gonzales is your replacement if I start to think you don't have what it takes to be champion. Undefeated: Gonzales is 10 years older than me. He's a luchadore and has an almost laughable high risk moveset. I only have three high risk moves in my arsenal The Corner Seated Dropkick, the Slingshot Moonsault, and the Slingshot Splash and that's only after we all did careful analysis to justify that the risk was worth the reward. Now you're telling me a freakin' Luchadore might be able to replace me. No way. The Don: Well, Gonzales is bigger than you. He's able to brace himself for moves and then shrug them off... Undefeated: I'm stronger than you think! You're already talking about replacing me! That just means I've gotta show you what I've got. The monitor fades to black. 5 minutes. D Undefeated is already in the ring. Nina approaches. CROWD: Nina sucks! Nina sucks! We hate Nina! We hate Nina! The Don is reffing. Rock Downpour: We're sorry folks for having Nina wrestle. We're sorry. The match begins by Undefeated attempting a hammerlock drive on Nina. Nina blocks it but Undefeated hits a rolling wheel kick. He then follows up with a slingshot to the corner and follows up that with two corner knife edge chops. Rock Downpour: Nina better mount some offense soon or Undefeated is going to rip her apart. The ballerina blocks a corner handstand takedown attempt by Undefeated but the blocking attempt is futile after he hits a corner seated dropkick. X-0-0 attempts a bow and arrow lock which is again blocked but Undefeated follows up with another dropkick this time one of the basement variety. The Scientist: Ah, my creation is systematically taking her apart. A lot of audience members are closing their eyes at this point and the ones that don't are continuing a We hate Nina chant. Mr. U attempts a Camel Clutch which is again blocked by Nina out of desperation but again the Undefeated Wrestling master proves her attempts futile by hitting a Charging Basement Dropkick. Undefeated attempts a Figure Four Strangle Hold which is blocked and then attempts a Glittering Magician Knee which Nina manages to avoid. Nina hits a Knife Edge Chop on Undefeated but Undefeated was bracing for it and just shrugs it off. Undefeated Lands a Double Underhook Bomb. Pinfall Attempt... 1...Kickout right before the 2! Nina blocks Undefeated's Face Crusher attempt but she can't avoid Undefeated's lariat closeline which results in another Pinfall attempt. 1...2...Kickout!!! Undefeated attempts another Face Crusher which Nina wisely decides to break rather than block. Nina attempts to whip Undefeated into the corner but Undefeated reverses it. Undefeated hits a Tree of Woe Dropkick. Pinfall... 1...Kickout! Vertical Lift Spinebuster on Nina. 1...2...Kickout! Another Vertical Lift Spinebuster. 1...2...3! 5 minutes. F+ The T.N.E. monitor is turned on again to reveal Destiny Davids having coffee on a four chair table by his lonesome. As Destiny is sipping his coffee. Dharma Gregg arrives and sits across from Des Davids. Des: Thank you for coming *smiles* Dharma: Do you promise to keep me safe? Des: I can't do that. But I'll do my best, you are a magnificant creature after all. *smiles, and strokes Dharma's hand soothingly* Dharma: *pulls her hand away* I know this is a bad idea but The Don has to go down. I want to help and well you're the only one offering. Des: What do you know? What sort of evidence can I use to get the Great Lakes Wrestling Commission involved or even the government. Dharma: I don't have any. But I'd be willing to help in any way I can. Des: You did come to me after I made my announcement that I would take down The Don last week. Dharma: I only dealt with The Don for about three months, he helped me get a job for Babes of Sin City in exchange for performing some favors. Des: Who approached you? Dharma: The Don himself. The Don was talking with my wrestling trainer. He watched me while I trained. Then he approached me and said that he wanted to get me a tryout match at Babes of Sin City. Des: Then what? Dharma: Look, can't you figure out the rest! Do I have to spell it out for you! Dharma throws some coffee on Des' shirt and storms out. 5 minutes. E Show Rating: F+ Storyline Heat: Des Davids investigations: E+ Joey Beauchamp the Time Traveller: D- Undefeated Winning Streak: E- William Hayes the Detective: F Gimmick Ratings: Nina the Thief: C Dharma the Degenerate: D Advance Booking: Undefeated versus Rock Downpour F+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 20 people at the Ohio Jewish Center on Thursday, Week 1 February 2007: The T.N.E. monitor fades in to reveal Agent 69 tied up in the back of a van. William Hayes is in his detective getup as he paces back and forth. william Hayes: Are you aware that while I was working for Pride Glory Honor Wrestling somebody broke into my house and made my entire family tap out to the ankle lock? Agent 69(In a russian Accent): I know nothing. Hayes: That's too bad because if you did, I wouldn't have to turn you over to the government. Agent 69: I can help you. I have done many spy missions for Mother Russia. Hayes: The moment I saw that you had signed for T.N.E. I knew I had to come here, kidnap you, and interrogate you. My mom's ankle is broken! Agent 69: Please. Do not insult me. Nobody believes that the ankle lock is a devastating finisher. Hayes: Well I know you had nothing to do with my entire family getting placed by a masked man in an ankle lock and being forced to tap out but what I do know is that the United States government wants you and therefore I can use you to find out who assaulted my family. Agent 69: You are making a powerful enemy. Hayes: Please your entire unit was killed. Agent 69: I still have friends in the Russian Government. Hayes: Good, then they should be able to find out who beat up on my family! Now get to work! William Hayes pushes Agent 69 out of the moving van. 5 minutes. E- The T.N.E. monitor does the trademark fade in and out revealing the by now familiar scene of the tube topped Cherry Bomb in front of a roulette table behind which resides a tied up Dermot O'Logical. Cherry Bomb opens her eyes and then throws the roulette table over in frustration. Dermot O' Logical: I confess! I stole money from the T.N.E. vault to pay off some gambling debts! Please stop! Cherry Bomb: I didn't know that, but that's the least of your or my problems. We're both stuck in some sort of time loop. Dermot O' Logical: What do you want? Please don't torture me!!!! Cherry Bomb: I need to think for a moment. I'm going to leave you tied up so you can't escape the time loop. Dermot O' Logical: Please let me go. Cherry Bomb: *muttering to herself* What if I killed Joey Beauchamp? Would that break the loop? *looks through drawers in the room to help find a weapon* Dermot: I can help you kill him. I've murdered people before. Cherry: Please, I've seen you wrestle. Do you have any idea how stiff and intense I am in the ring? If anyone can kill Joey with their bare hands it's me. You're not holding any instruments that could help you escape are you? Cherry searches Dermot. Cherry: Okay, here's what I want you to do. I want you to tell me a secret that I would have no conceivable way of knowing. That way when the time loop starts again, I can tell you that secret and prove to you instantly that we're stuck in a time loop. Dermot: My favorite wrestler is Catherine Quine. Cherry: That piece of crap who's not even in my league. Alright, stay here until the next loop. Cherry leaves the room. 5 minutes. E+ Cherry runs down the hallway as fast as she can but she's tackled by Joey Beauchamp. Joey: I'm sorry, I can't let you do that. You can't escape the loop by running away that would only compound the number of participants. Cherry: Then, I will escape the loop by killing you. Cherry Bomb begins to choke Joey Beauchamp. After about a minute, Joey slips out and tosses Cherry Bomb against the wall. Joey: If you kill me, you'll be stuck in the loop forever. Cherry: You're lying. Find somebody else to be your pawn, I'm not going to help you. Joey: There has to be some reason that the time machine sent me here. Correlated events are grouped together. When I stepped into the time machine, my intention was to get Sean McFly and Tommy Cornell to finally match up so that The Minor Annoyance would be inspired to run for president and stop the robotic invasion. There must be something in this place that was tied to that goal and it must be anchored to you and this time and this place. Cherry: No, it isn't. Cherry hits a low blow on Joey. Cherry runs away. Joey grabs Cherry by her foot. Joey: The problem with trying to kill me is that I'll pass out before I die and thus the time loop will start all over again. I can leave Joey's body whenever I want. Joey passes out and the T.N.E. monitor fades to black. 5 minutes. E Des Davids is at the same coffee shop as last week and this time he is seated across from Sammy the Shark. Des Davids puts a tape recorder on the table and puts it on record. Des Davids: What information do you have for me? Sammy: I worked for The Don for two years. Did you know he's been training Undefeated since the kid was a baby. The man was so obsessed with creating the perfect wrestler that he was making the kid watch wrestling footage immediately after he was born. Destiny: How did you first come into contact with The Don? Sammy: I used to be a cop, I was investigating a murder scene and I put all the evidence bags in my police vehicle. As I was driving to the station, I was rammed over to the side of the road by another car. The man, who I didn't recognize, offered to switch some of the evidence bags with his own in exchange for some training in the wrestling business and a few guaranteed tryout matches. I of course was not a big stickler for justice and I accepted his offer. And as I was training I knew about The Don, I never actually met the man but I like everybody else knew he was the man on top. Des Davids: You know Sammy when you called me, I knew it was a joke. You're nothing but a conman. You're working for The Don right now. Well, you can give him a message. Tell him I'm not backing down until I deliver the QUARTERBACK SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKK Period on him. Sammy: That's not the message you want to be sending to the Don. Des Davids: You know you're right, The Don is probably somebody who is influenced more by actions. Des Davids and Sammy the Shark get into a brawl which results in... Des Davids Quarterback Sacking Sammy the Shark. 5 minutes. E The T.N.E. monitor is now totally blank and nothing but a booming voice is heard. VOICE: He has been known by many names... Operatic music is playing. The Monitor: ONJI TAKA****A The Monitor: Burning TAKA****A The Monitor: And now... The Monitor: BURNING EXILE VOICE: But he only has one agenda... The Monitor: GREATNESS The Monitor: BURNING EXILE is coming 2 minutes. F Undefeated is already in the ring. Rock Downpour arrives while the crowd is throwing merchandise him. CROWD: Rock is Crap! Rock is Crap! Down with Rock! Undefeated starts the match off with a Hammerlock for 14 seconds. Then he adds a kick to the hammerlock mix that lasts another 14 seconds. He pushes Rock aginst the ropes and hits a Swinging Rope Blast on him. Then he hits a slingshot moonsault. Pinfall... 1...2...3! 3 minutes. E The Scientist approaches the rings while the competitors of the match leave. The monitor shows Undefeated applying a Crossface on the Scientist while the words Anatomy of a Crossface is transposed on a graphic. The Scientist: The move is known as the crossface and it feels like your face is getting ripped off. An enormous amount of pain is being place on your face, spine, and arm. The crossface can counter almost any move. Many wrestlers have been moments away from victory only to have their finisher reversed into the crossface. The Crossface is one of the major points in Undefeateds counter finisher square which is comprised of the Face Crusher, The Frankenrana, The Texas Deathlock, and the Crossface. Try a DDT on Undefeated. Crossface. Try a surfboard on him. Crossface. Undefeated has a counter for every one of your moves unless he choses to just move out of the way turning your own momentum against you. Undefeated hasn't had a chance to use the crossface in one of his matches yet but he also hasn't been tested in a match yet. Of course some wrestlers try to ruin the crossface by making it a noncounter finisher. Attention all wrestlers: Super Kick, Face Crusher, Ankle Lock, and Crossface are counter finishers only if you stalk before these moves than you suck! Some bastard wrestlers have tried to trademark these moves and have thus made matches suffer by denying other wrestlers in their fed these counter moves from their arsenal. Young wrestlers please, please, do not stomp your foot on the ground before applying the crossface. Thank you! 5 minutes. E+ Show Rating: E- Gimmick Debuts: Sammy the Shark the Conman F- Storylines: Des Davids building a Case against The Don-E+ Cherry Bomb and the Time Loop-E+ Undefeated winning streak-E- William Hayes searches for who placed his family in the ankle lock-F Momementum Chances: Rock Downpour-F- to F Advance Booking: Undefeated versus Burning EXILE-F- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 17 people at the Ohio Jewish Center on Thursday, Week 2 February 2007: (All angles and matches are five minutes unless otherwise stated) The T.N.E. monitor fades in to reveal Agent 69 tied up in the back of a moving van. Two men in ski masks are surronding her while William Hayes is in his inspector gadget getup. William Hayes: What did you find out about the case? Agent 69: Absolutely nothing. Hayes: You know how frustrating this is! The polic can't find any evidence about how could've possibly put the ankle lock on my family. If I don't catch this creep now who knows when he'll strike me again. I don't even know what I did wrong. Agent 69: My unit is being rebuilt and you have insulted my unit's leader myself that is your main concern right now. Hayes: No one is dumb enough to ever work for you. You got your entire team killed! Agent 69: That's what I wanted people like you to think. One of the men in the ski masks rips it off revealing Nina the Psycho Ballerina. Nina sets Agent 69 free and after a tussle with William Hayes they throw him out of the moving van. E- Cherry Bomb and Dermot O'Logical arrive in the same scene as last week and once again Cherry has her eyes shut and her arms closed. Cherry bomb opens her eyes. Cherry Bomb: Dermot, you stole from the T.N.E. vault and your favorite wrestler is Catherine Quine. We're stuck in a time loop. Cherry Bomb begins to untie Dermot. Dermot: Well, you're untying me I shouldn't be arguing. Cherry: When you see Joey Beauchamp in the hallway, I need you to kill him before he sees you and has time to react. Dermot: So, basically if I take Joey Beauchamp by surprise and kill him all debts are payed. Cherry: Yes. Do you have any weapons? Dermot: Well, you know I used to be obsessed with skin care. Some of my products can be mixed to form a leathal poison. Cherry: That's not fast enough. I need Joey dead instantaneously. Dermot: Well do you have a gun or a knife? Cherry: Well, if Joey is in shock maybe he won't be able to jump out of his host body. Alright, we both need to leave quickly. I want to see if there's anybody else trapped in the time loop. Both Cherry Bomb and Dermot O'Logical leave the room. E+ Joey Beauchamp bumps into them both in the hallway. Cherry Bomb: What do you want Joey? Joey: I told you my name is J.K. Stallings the III. I'm growing tired of wearing down your will until you're apt to help me. If you help me, I'll let Dermot O'Logical escape the timeloop. Cherry: I don't care about Dermot O'Logical. Joey: Fine, if you don't help me, I'll start adding more people to the time loop. Cherry: I don't care about anybody. Joey: I'll start adding some of your enemies and they'll have an infinite amount of ten minute periods in which to kill you. Cherry: Listen, you're too late. Go back in time to the correct time! Joey: I can't! Time travel is a lot like an ocean. Their are currents that can pull you away from your intended destination. This time period must be one such current. And if I go back, my timeline may already be converted to the new robot invasion timeline and I may not even exist! Okay, in this loop I'm just going to give you a bunch of exposition. When a time traveller goes back in time and alters something, the old universe doesn't change right away. It takes some time for it to be painted over. An unauthorized time traveller must of travelled back and altered the timeline. We only had one hour to figure out what factors helped the robots went the war before they had no choice but to send me back to try to do the best we can. We believe that Stephen Cuthill may be one suspect as a body hopping time traveller. He had quite a sudden personality change to Ripper LeStat. Cherry: So how do I get out of this time loop? Joey: Every time I try to jump back to my host body, I get pulled back in the time current to the point where I first arrived here. The only way out is for me to stop jumping back and just keep moving forward in this timeline. Cherry: So do that, and don't involve me. Joey: Well I'll need some insurance that you'll help me before I reset the time loop. Cherry: Like what? Joey: Well now you have one time loop to think about it. Joey passes out. E Citizen X is seated on a park bench and is reading a newspaper trying to conceal his face. Des Davids sits down next time and looks forward pretending not to be speaking to Citizen X. Citizen X hands Des Davids a newspaper. X: Hold this in front of your mouth so they can't read your lips. Des Davids holds the newspaper in front of your mouth. Des Davids: I received a phone call by you, telling me to meet you here and you'd give me some information about The Don. X: My information is bigger than The Don. My information leads to the highest levels of government. Des Davids: Well, that's nice but I'm sort of focused on The Don right now. X: The Don is one of the pawns of The Shadow Government so I think we can help each other. You provide me with information about The Don's possible involvement with The Shadow Government and I'll help work up a case for you to take him down. Des Davids: Well I was sort of hoping to defeat him in the ring. X: All in due time, all in due time. Don't contact me, I'll contact you once I have any information. Oh and watch your back. Des Davids: I'm not going to answer my phone unless you give me something that'll help ruin The Don's fed. X: Follow the metal. That's all I can say for now. That joggers has been stretching out in front of us for about twenty seconds now. She's bugged. I've gotta run. X walks off casually. E+ The Don and Giant Speedy Gonzales are meeting in a lavish office. Gonzales: Having Undefeated go up against Burning EXILE huh? The Don: Yes. I've decided not to interfere in this match if he's losing. If he loses we still have you as a backup. I have far too much respect for Burning EXILE than to have somebody get a win over him by cheating. Gonzales: Well, Burning EXILE is a high flier, you know that Undefeated loves eating high fliers for breakfast. The Don: Yes, but Burning EXILE has good all around skills as well. I agree if EXILE tries to fly against my champion then he deserves to lose. Gonzales: Alright, I'll call this match down the middle. The Don: Remember the faster you help Undefeated rise to the top the tougher guys he'll be facing and the more likely it is he might fail and you'll be able to take his place. D(3min) Undefeated is walking down the hallway loosening up for his match when The Scientist stops him. The Scientist: Hey, I know I've been telling you to keep some things in your arsenal a secret but Burning EXILE is no pushover. I want you to use the metal plate in your head. And don't be afraid to take a cheap win. I want you covering after everything. Wear his momentum down and then attempt Vertical Lift Spinebusters if he blocks that then use an Arc Kick and attempt a pinfall. Undefeated: But EXILE is too large for me to use the Vertical Lift Spinebuster on. The Scientist: I want your strength to come out in this match too. D(1min) Undefeated arrives in the ring to an already waiting Burning EXILE. Burning EXILE attempts a headbutt to see what the Scientist is talking about and the result is a lot of head pain. Rock Downpour: Metal plate in head greater than a Samoan Skull any day folks. Undefeated hits a rolling wheel kick on his opponent and than tries to lock on a surfboard which is broken. Burning EXILE hits an Arm Drag and follows it up by a legdrop which misses. The Scientist: Using high risk moves is a huge mistake on Undefeated. Undefeated attempts another Surfboard on EXILE but EXILE reaches the ropes. Burning EXILE counters Undefeated's Rolling Wheel kick with a rolling wheel kick of his own. Burning EXILE attempts an arm bar on Undefeated but Undefeated counters with a legsweep kick. Undefeated applies a surfboard and then manages to apply a Bow and Arrow Lock! The Scientist: There's that incredible strength I was talking about. After five seconds, Burning breaks the Bow and Arrow Lock and attempts an Enzuguri Kick which lands. Rock Downpour: High risk pays off! Man! Undefeated's going to take a lot of crap for that. Burning EXILE successfully hits a Handspring Moonsault however the second one misses. Undefeated hits a Camel Clutch on EXILE and EXILE makes his way to his feet. Undefeated hits an Octopus Stretch on EXILE but EXILE refuses to tap. Rock Downpour: Oh my god! Undefeated has strength!!!! EXILE works his way out of the Octopus Stretch but Undefeated makes another Octopus Stretch attempt which EXILE blocks. Undefeated punishes the blocking attempt by hitting a Backflip Kick! The match is too intense and fast paced for some of the crowd at this point who have their eyes closed. Undefeated attempts another camel clutch on EXILE but EXILE counters with a low blow. EXILE's next offense is a Running Dropkick which misses. Undefeated attempts a Head and Arm Suplex but the Burning wreslter breaks out. Burning successfully lands a dropkicksault on Undefeated. Exile attempts a Camel Clutch on Undefeated but Undefeated counters it into a Small Package. 1...2...3!!!! E(6min) Show rating E- Gimmick Debuts: Citizen X the Anarchist E+ Advance Booking: Agent 69 versus Undefeated F-(Booking team had a change of heart and wanted to push Agent 69) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted January 5, 2007 Author Share Posted January 5, 2007 16 people at the Ohio Jewish Center on Thursday, Week 3 February 2007: (All angles and matches are five minutes unless otherwise stated) The T.N.E. monitor shows the tube topped Cherry Bomb opening her eyes and instead of seeing Dermot O'Logical tied up in the chair she sees Citizen X. Citizen X: *smiles* Hello Cherry, I hear you have a time loop problem maybe I can help. Cherry: You know I really don't care about this whole mess. Citizen X: Good, then you won't mind if I destroy the fabric of the space time continuum. Cherry: Nope. Citizen X: Ah my kind of attitude. I wish there were more people like you, otherwise I wouldn't be helping the robots win the war. Cherry: So when I can leave the time loop? Citizen X: Right after, I trap J.K. Stallings the IIIrd's soul. Cherry: Well, while you're doing that, can I head to the ring? I have business to discuss. Citizen X: I suppose. I'm a true anarchist. Not only do I not abide by the laws of government, the laws of time and space don't apply to me. Meaning I don't really care what effect your expanding the diameter of the time loop has because I'll just ignore it anyways. Cherry: Great, I'll be on my way then. Cherry Bomb leaves. D- Joey Beauchamp is walking down the hallway when suddenly he is assaulted by Citizen X. Joey Beauchamp: Who is possessing you, E.M.M. Moe? You can fight it. Citizen X: E.M.M. Moe is my slave name. Given to me by an opressive government. I have no identity anymore. I serve only for justice and the only way justice can be dispensed is by a robotic leadership. Citizen X pins Joey Beauchamp on the ground and gets out a vacuum cleaner like device. Joey Beauchamp: Just tell me, who is the time traveller who ruined history? Is it Stephen Cuthill? Is it you? Citizen X: It is not the individuals who make history but merely actions. Citizen turns the portable vacuum cleaner on but he is tackled by Dermot O'Logical. Dermot: Run! Dermot fights with Citizen X while Joey Beauchamp escapes. F Aristrocrat, Agent 69, and Nina the Psycho Ballerina are seated in tall grand chairs in what appears to be some sort of lavish mansion. Aristrocrat: Agent 69, I'm sure you're wondering why I called you to this meeting. Agent 69: I'm not big on talking so just tell me what you want and I will deliver. Aristrocrat: Well, surely you know that this Don fellow is flashing his wealth left and right. He's being more extravagant than me. He thinks he can bribe refs to help his pet project. I can bribe two refs. I want you two to help me beat The Don at his own game. Agent 69 I want you to take on Undefeated in a match and see if he has any weaknesses. After that, I want to know everything about him I possibly can. I want medical files. I want to know what allergies he has. I want to know what relationships he has to see if I can use that against him. Agent 69: So you want to plot the in-ring assassination of Undefeated? Aristocrat: I want to do more than that. I want to own this fed. I want to destory The Don and steal his throne. Agent 69: I will give you a 10% discount because this mission gives me fond memories of my time in the cold war. Aristocrat: Excellent. Agent 69 and Aristocrat shake hands. E William Hayes is walking down the hallway when suddenly The Don stops him. The Don: Hey, I wanted to stop you from making a fool of yourself. Hayes: Being seen with you isn't helping. The Don shrugs the insult off. The Don: The guy who put your family in the ankle lock was Speedy Gonzales Grande because you flirted with his girl. Hayes: That's ridiculous I'm a married man with two kids! You know what it's like to come home and find your two daughters crying because they almost got their ankles snapped. Do you? The Don: Yeah, it sounds like a suitable punishment for messing with the girl of one of my men. Hayes: You want me to stop investigating because you have a secret to hide? Too bad. I'm not going to stop investigating until I find the truth on my own. The Don: If you do continue on this path, don't be surprised to find your entire family having been placed in the Key Lock!!!! Or hey maybe Gonzales can put an ankle lock encore this time making a scissored variation. William Hayes walks away. E+ The Don takes out his cellphone and begins dialing a number when he is jumping from behind by Des Davids. Des Davids shoulder rams The Don about thirty times and than stalks a reeling down and Quarterback Sacks him. Des Davids: Period! F Agent 69 and Undefeated are already in ring and Speedy Gonzales Grande motions for the bell to be rung. Undefeated applies six hammerlocks and four hammerlock kicks before going for a swinging rope blast. Rock Downpour: X, zero, zero connecting!!!! Undefeated attempts a slingshot moonsault but misses. Rock Downpour: Scientist, do you think Undefeated will ever try high risk again after that? The Scientist: Yes, it's a calculated risk. Margical cost versus marginal benefit. That's how you make money and that's how you win matches. The only good investments are Low Risk Investments, Medium Risk Investments, and Small Businesses. The variance is irrelevant and not worth forking over additional cash. Agent 69 stomps Undefeated five times until Undefeated counters with a Small Package. 1...KIckout!!! Undefeated attempts a Double Underhook Bomb but Agent 69 counters with a dropkick. Agent 69 attempts a headbutt to Undefeated's Groin but Undefeated counters with another small package. 1...Kickout right before the TWo!!! Undefeated attempts another Double Underhook Bomb but Agent 69 manages to break. Agent 69 tries to irish whip Undefeated into the ropes but Undefeated reverses it. Twisting Powerslam on Agent 69 who unsuccesfully tries to rush Undefeated. 1...2...3!!!! Rock Downpour: Oh my, a successful pinfall off a Twisting Powerslam will Agent 69 ever recover. E- Show Rating: F+(matches too intense, not enough storylines(I merged some of the storylines into two, I'll have to add a third)) Gimmick Debuts: Aristocrat-High Soeciety-B- Storylines: Time Traveller E Undefeated's Winning Steak E- Match Heat: Undefeated versus Sammy the Shark F- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted January 5, 2007 Author Share Posted January 5, 2007 11 people at the Ohio Jewish Center on Thursday Week 4: (All matches and angles are 5 minutes unless other wise states) Cherry Bomb is running down the hallway and bumps into Dharma Gregg. Dharma: Hey slut, where have you been the last few weeks? Bomb: You know the last few weeks have been pretty tough but talking to you just might top it. Dharma: Hmm, I can imagine I was just looking through the imdb and you've starred in twenty pornographic films in the last year alone so I have a pretty good idea about what your last few weeks involved. Bomb: Well, if you actually watched my films you would know that I never actually had sex in any of them. I just did cameos. Of course, you wouldn't be able to understand all that because you've whored yourself out in all the films you've done. Dharma: Oh please, you're a bigger whore than me. You're selling sex, you're trading your body for money. With me they're just getting a lot better deal. And that I'm a better deal, not only has to do with the fact that you have cottage cheese thighs. It's also to do with a fact that you're a tease who promises your body and doesn't deliver. Bomb: Yeah and you offer a whole lot more than you deliver. A big F'in attitidue to boot. Dharma: Ah Cherry Bomb it's been fun. Nothing cheers me up more than listening to the mumblings of a dumb slut. Dharma Gregg walks off. E+ William Hayes is filing away paper work in a classic Private Eye office. William Hayes, P.I. is printed on the door. Nina the Psycho Ballerina knocks on the door. William Hayes: Let yourself in and sit down. Nina lets herself in and sits tentatively. Hayes: I know our past isn't the best. You assaulted me and threw me out of a moving van but hey cash is cash and well you're probably the best thief in town. Nina: The thing about punishment is that the goal is for the other person to reform. If I do not provide you with a reforming opportunity than my punishment was worthless. Hayes: Great, I'm willing to pay you 10,000 to break into The Don's office and see if you can find records of any orders he's made. Nina: Like, putting your family in an ankle lock? Hayes: Just get me everything you can. Nina: Is the fee negotiable? Hayes: Well of course I'm going to try to lowball you. What did you have in mind? Nina: I'll think about. Nina rushes out the door. E Aristocrat is in the ring behind a podium that holds a microphone. Aristocrat: Hello everyone! I'd like to welcome all the audience members to listen to my statement of purpose. You see in just a few short weeks I'm going to be taking over for The Don and I'd like to go over some of my plans with the paying customers of T.N.E. to see if I could get any feedback. Right now, it seems like priority one for The Don is to get the strap on Undefeated. Most of you would think that I'd hate the idea but the truth is I love it. I'm thinking that Undefeated should get some sort of fluke win in a Royal Rumble. Maybe he'll hide under the ring the whole time...no that still won't work. At 5'6" and 1500lbs nobody is going to knock The Don in an over the top rope battle royal. Being short and heavy is a huge advantage. So how about The Don wins the Royal Rumble and gives his title shot to Undefeated. The other title shot will be up for bid and I of course will outbid everyone including The Don by several zeroes. So anyways Undefeated will lose his title shot tragically when somebody takes a picture of Undefeated's first pimple. Has Undefeated had a pimple yet? He is 16 years old. And this guy will ask Undefeated to put his title shot or he'll release the pimple picture. So, Undefeated will lose this match but out of sympathy I'll make the match a triple threat match for the T.N.E. championship. And then there's the triple threat match. So me and the other guy will be duking it out and Undefeated will get some sort of fluke win. Isn't that great? The underdog wins! I can hear the crowd roar now. After that will begin a grand title reign with Undefeated losing non-title match after non-title match with Undefeated losing to guys a lot bigger than him. Oh he'll be losing a lot so Undefeated won't work as a name, so he'll be called pimple boy. But pimple boy will have to defend his belt eventually but he can narrowly escape with his title via DQs and technicalities. And then we'll have the Greatest Underdog Chapmion in Wrestling History!!! Thank you for allowing me to present my thoughts. Any criticism or comments can be placed in the suggestion box at the gate. E(10min) The Don and Speedy Gonzales are speaking in a dark black room. The Don: What do you reccomend we do about the Des Davids problem? Gonzales: We've gotta systematically destroy him one piece at a time because it's fun. I reccomend we ruin him in MAW. We send some guys over in talent trades to interfere in his matches causing him to keep losing. Then we saddle him with some degrading gimmick and ruin his career. The Don: Well after that point it might not be fun for me anymore. But I don't want to see Des Davids ever win a match in any fed ever. Gonzales: You've got it boss. D Sammy the Shark and Undefeated are in the ring. Gonzales: Fight!!! Sammy the Shark begins mouthing off to the crowd and totally ignoring his opponent. Undefeated hits a Hammerlock Drive on Sammy the Shark. Undefeated hits a turnbuckle smash and Sammy the Shark goes to the ground. Slingshot to the corner. Turnbackle smash and back to the ground. Two Bow and Arrow Locks follow. Sammy the Shark breaks the Camel Clutch. Sammy the Shark climbs to the top rope and looks for a Flying Double Axe Handle but it looks like Undefeated is poised to counter to Sammy stops in his tracks. Sammy fakes stepping down but goes for a Flying Double Axe Handle which is countered into a Fireman's Carry Neckbreaker. PINFALL: 1...2...Burning EXILE pulls Undefeated off of Sammy the Shark Rock Downpour: Sammy the Shark obviously had nothing to do with that interference so the match will continue. Burning EXILE retreats to the backstage as Sammy the Shark lands a Dropkick on Undefeated. Undefeated goes down but recovers and gets right back up. Sammy hits a Running Closeline but after Undefeated goes down he gets right back up. Sammy applies three side hidelocks and attempts to whip Undefeated into the corner but Undefeated reverses. VICTORY ROLL! 1...2...3! E-(Sammy the Shark and Undefeated don't click) Show Rating: F+ Cherry Bomb changes her style to Entertainer The Don's momentum has decreased from D+ to D Storylines: Undefeated Winning Streak-E- William Hayes contacts Nina for heir thieving abilities-E Time Traveling-E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted January 6, 2007 Author Share Posted January 6, 2007 In front of 16 people at the Ohio Jewish Center on Thursday Week 1, March 2007: (All matches and angles are five minutes unless otherwise stated) Speedy Giant Gonzales is shown walking into the Ohio Jewish center when suddenly a large black van pulls up. Citizen X smiles from inside the driver's seat when six masked agents drag Gonzales into the van and force him into the back. (1min)F The monitor now shows Dermot O'Logical bandaged up in a hospital bed. Joey Beauchamp knocks on the door. Joey: *casually* Hey. Dermot: You've gotta get out of here. E.M.M. Moe will find you. Joey: Don't worry about it, I'd like to thank you for getting me out of trouble. Dermot: It's my pleasure, believing the crazed story of being trapped in a time loop and an enemy time traveler coming after you, was the best gamble I've taken in a long time. Joey: Well, we still have a lot of work to do. Dermot: So, we've gotta kill Ripper LeStat now right? Joey: No what we've gotta do is help the humans win the war against the robots. Dermot: Oh, well I think we should take the riskiest action and hope that it winds up helping us win the war. Joey: In the original timeline, we barely won the war. I don't think there's a lot of margin for error here. Dermot: Well, maybe now we can change the timeline so we really win the war. What do robots have over us anyways? Joey: Listen, once your fully healthy I'll pick you up and take you some place safe. Don't worry about Citizen X making a move on you. He won't kill you until he's sure that killing you will help the robots rather than hurt them. Dermot: So he's not a gambling man? Joey: No, and your skin care line could potentially play a role in either helping in robot maintenance or providing a powerful weapon for the rebels to use. Dermot: Oh, well if I'm so important I want to kill Stephen Cuthill. Joey: We'll talk about it when you're healthy. Joey Beauchamp leaves. E- William Hayes is fumbling about with some paperwork in his private eye office when suddenly Agent 69 bumps in. Hayes: Hi, can I help you? Agent 69: I'm here on behalf of Nina the Psycho Ballerina. Hayes: I'm sure Nina can speak for herself. Agent 69: She can't Nina is now the property of Aristocrat. She doesn't think for herself anymore. Aristocrat wants to let you know that he accepts your offer. Hayes: But? Agent 69: No buts...Aristocrat thinks you're a bumbling idiot and that giving you any sort of information about The Don would result in a major thorn in The Don's side. Hayes: Great, get to work. Agent 69 ponders saying something else but just starts to leave. Hayes: When will you have the information by? Agent 69 leaves. E- Undefeated is in the ring with a mic in hand. Undefeated: Last week, Burning EXILE was trying to tell me that he wanted a rematch. The man can't speak english so he tried to get through to me by pulling me off my opponent. Burning EXILE I got your message and it gave me an idea. I've already beat you once but people are going to look down my list of wins and are only going to see that I've beaten Burning EXILE once. They might accuse me of getting lucky. Burning EXILE I think you're a great wrestler and I respect you which is why I want to totally demolish and destroy you in a fued. What better way to say that I can beat the best than by beating the best five times? You should be honored knowing that you were worth enough of my time for me to school you in the ring more than once. E+ Undefeated hands the mic to The Don and he leaves the ring. The Don: Good news everybody. I've just started a working agreement with MAW. And I've just performed the first talent trade me for some MAW loser. So Des Davids, now I'm in your fed, now I can interfere and force you to lose every single one of your matches. Now I can beat you up right before you enter the ring so you don't stand a chance. But enough MAW let's talk about T.N.E. I've decided who your first opponent is going to be. Sammy the Shark. At first I thought I'd have you lose your way down the card but then I realized that I should just hand you down to the bottom. I'd like to see your career after you've lost 50 times to Sammy the Shark. Des Davids, you're nothing but a loser with absolutely no ground game. I have no ground game but I know I have very little chance in the ring. You're just delusional. You only have one finisher. Unless you count the Touch Down or three point stance when your opponent is vulnerable. Oh, and I think you have an implant DDT too but that's not going to work on an opponent with a Samoan Skull. So basically I know exactly how to destroy you in the ring. I'm going to expose every single one of your in ring inadequacies. The Don drops the mic and leaves. E The T.N.E. monitor turns back in as it shows Nina the Psycho Ballerina and Agent 69 intently studying some blue blueprints in a freakishkly empty blindingly white room. Nina: How are we going to get past security? Agent 69: We're not. Aristocrat is going to bribe all the security to let us in and just take the files. Nina: What about the mechanical security? Agent 69: Aristocrat is going to buy the security company that provides The Don's security then he is going to make sure the system malfunctions. Nina: So what do we have to do? Agent 69: Well, we have to dodge The Don himself. Nina: Do we have any idea where The Don's files might be? Agent 69: We know The Don has meticulous records of every order issued. The records are huge it'll be hard to hide. Nina: Isn't it kind of stupid to have records that could be used against him? Agent 69: The Don wants the records to be found so people can read about his accomplishments. He doesn't care if we find the records, he just wants to use our breaking into his house as an excuse to bring in the cops against Aristocrat. Nina: So when do we move? Agent 69: Tonight. The T.N.E. monitor fades to black. (3min)E- Undefeated and Burning EXILE are in the ring. Undefeated starts off with a Hammerlock Drive. Followed by six corner knife edge chops. The Corner Handstand takedown is blocked so Undefeated follows it up with a Corner Clothseline. Two bow and arrow locks follow. Followed by a camel clutch. EXILE does not submit and makes his way to his feet. Double Underhook Bomb. 1...kickout! Octopus Stretch submission is applied but EXILE still does not submit. Vertical Lift Spinebuster is blocked but a Mafia Kick lands. PINFALL... 1...kickout! Burning EXILE breaks the next Vertical Lift Spinebuster attempt. And lands an Enzuguri kick but Undefeated works his way back up. Rock Downpour: Is it an intelligent strategy for Undefeated to go back to his feet when he claims so many of his opponents are weak on the ground? Scientist: Onji Taka****a is a Thrill Seeker. He goes high risk from practically every position. On his feet Undefeated can counter into a Face Crusher on the ground he can counter into a crossface. The Face Crusher is more likely to land. It's simple math. Four more Enzuguri Kicks land and Four more times does Undefeated stand. Running Dropkick and this time Undefeated goes down but doesn't pop right up. Two Corkscrew Legdrops follow. Standing Moonsault!!!! Pinfall... KICKOUT! Burning EXILE hits about twenty punches to the face. Burning EXILE whips Undefeated into the corner. Corner Sit Down Splash on Undefeated misses!!!!! Burning EXILE is reeling in pain as Undefeated goes for the cover. 1...2...3!!!! (6min)E Show Rating: E- Advanced Booking: Undefeated versus Burning EXILE-F- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted January 7, 2007 Author Share Posted January 7, 2007 14 people at the Ohio Jewish Center On Thursday, Week 2 March 2007: (All angles and matches are five minutes unless otherise stated): The Scientist is a spacious and clean lab working on welding mechanical parts together when Cherry Bomb enters. The Scientist: Where the hell have you been these last few weeks? Bomb: You wouldn't believe me if I told you. I've been trying desperately to catch up to everything. Scientist: You're Undefeated's Agent! That should be your number one priority. Bomb: Well you are Undefeated manager it's not like I'm essential to Undefeated's success. Scientist: You're wrong. It's your job to make sure that Undefeated goes up against the best opponents he possibly can. It's my job to make sure he wins but in the wrestling world a loss to Christian Faith is worth more than a win against one of our guys. Bomb: Don't let The Don hear you say that. Scientist: I've said it to The Don's face hundreds of times! It doesn't matter how long Undefeated's winning streak is he's just hurting the rest of the fed. Bomb: So, what's the latest gist on how we're going to tackle Undefeated's career? Scientist: I honestly don't know. Talent trades are only giving us crap workers and the popular guys won't sign for our feds. Bomb: Well, what if we let Undefeated win the belt. Scientist: Are you insane?!!!! Undefeated isn't ready for the belt. If he wins the belt before he becomes a legitimate main eventer the fans more turn against him thinking we're pushing him down our throat. Bomb: Is that so bad? If the fans turn against him then we do still have Gonzales Grande as a backup. At least if we give him the belt, The Don thinks we're doing something and let's face it I really need to do something after dissapearing for several weeks. Scientist: Fine but if it backfires you take the blame if it succeeds I take the credit. Bomb: Whatever. Deal. Well, I better put this plan in motion. E+ Citizen X is in a moving black van holding a full syringe whilst Speedy Giant Gonzales is held down by restraints. Citizen X: You should feel honored to be the first person to be injected with my strength serum. *taps the syringe* This may hurt a lot but you'll thank me later. Your weakness is that you're just a luchador but with this running through you're veins you'll have strength to match your size. Gonzales: The serum isn't going to work on me. Citizen X: Well, it's not going to hurt me to test it on you. It'll only hurt you. Gonzales: That's where you're wrong. The Don knows you kidnapped me, if you inject me with that. He'll expose some of your secrest. Citizen X: Oh? Like what. Gonzales: Like that Jack Giedroyc is an alien ambassador helping provide you with the technology to build the robot army. Citizen X: Ah so The Don does keep tabs on my work. Well I don't care about pissing off The Don but I don't want to hurt a fan. I'll drop you off at the Arena maybe you can make part of the show. Gonzales: The Don wasn't interested in you at all, it was Jack Giedroyc that he cared about. I mean that guy has absolutely no morality. He could work for us. Citizen X: We're here. Citizen X pushes Gonzales's bed while Gonzales is still restrained out of the moving black van. D- William Hayes grabs Dharma Gregg's arm while she's walking down the hallway. William Hayes: I can seriously hurt you. Gregg: I've had rough before. Hayes: Reading through all The Don's files I know all about your severe cocaine addiction and your involvement in it's distribution. Gregg: Does the fact that I'm addicted to crack turn you on? Hayes: I'm not joing around. Give me information about The Don or I'm turning you over to the police. Gregg: I'd much rather you turn me over for doing LSD, it's so much sexier. Hayes: Are you listening to me? I have ever single one of The Don's files! I have enough evidence to get the police to put you away for a long time. Gregg: What about you? Do you want to put me away? Hayes: *Grabs Dharma's hair and pulls it* I am so tempted to take you to jail right away. Gregg: Call me a whore. Hayes throws Dharma Gregg against the wall and gets his cell phone out. Dharma Gregg bats the cell phone out of Hayes' hand and kisses him. Gregg: Hit me again before you get the cops to jail me away. Hayes throws Dharma Gregg on the ground and mounts her whilst the T.N.E. monitor fades to black. E-(Angle Risk: High) Meanwhile The Don is behind a pedastal that holds a mic while Gonzales is standing besides him. The Don: The most important part of being successful in life is admitting your failures and trading myself for one of the MAW losers was a complete and utter disaster. Not only was I jobbed out in a match but I was jobbed out the same night that Des Davids won the Mid Atlantic Championship. I was an arena full of all your buddies Davids and they didn't let me anywhere near you for your match. So I've made a decision, I'm going to let you have MAW. Go ahead and win that piece of crap title. Eventually the T.N.E. Best in the World title is the only one that's going to matter. Everyone can create their own little world where they always win. Movies are made where the good guys actually win and the geek gets the girl. But that's imagination Davids. MAW is a dream. Rip Chord's drunken fantasy of what a fed should be. Nobody cares about tradition. I spit on tradition just like I spit on the law. Let's talk about reality. The reality is that I'm working on your match against Sammy the Shark. Here's how the match is going to go. Sammy the Shark is going to jab you in the face. You're going to fall down. Then Sammy's going to do a hook of the leg forearm to face cover. He's going to get a two counter. Than Sammy's going to argue with the ref that the count was to slow. After that Sammy's going to do the same style cover on you again. Then he's going to get another two count. And to top it all the announcer is going to call it a near fall! What does that sound like Davids? A Sports Entertainment match! And you know how you're going to lose Sammy's going to expose a turnbuckle and smash you in the face with it and then slide you up with a backslide. I was also thinking maybe somebody could interfere and while you're distracted Sammy could do the backslide in that instance as well. Don't worry I'm going to give you some offense though. You're going to get to put Sammy the Shark in a rear chinlock. But the way Sammy the Shark is going to escape he's going to shake his fist after the ref attempts to let his lifeless hand fall down for the third and final time. And while he's shaking his fast the crowd is going to chant U.S.A! U.S.A! because you're black. Des Davids. Welcome to reality. E The lights on the ring turn off as the T.N.E. monitor turns on revealing a man in a black suit, black pants, and a white undershirt. Smith: Hi! I'm Federal Agent Bulldozer Brandon Smith and I work for the Counter Terrorist Unit. I'm touring around several feds to explain to the audience members what they should do if they're ever abducted by a terrorist. If you're ever adbducted by a terrorist you should never co-operate with them because they will kill you anyways. I had other parts thought out but that's pretty much the gist. If you're threatened by a terrorist let them kill you, don't assist them and hurt the rest of the country in the process. Especially if that terrorists name is Sayeed Ali. Thank you and please enjoy the rest of the show. E The lights turn on back on the ring as Burning EXILE and Undefeated stand inside. Speedy Gonzales Grande holds the Best in the World Title high up in the air. Undefeated begins with about four Cravates but EXILE blocks the fifth. Undefeated's Rolling Wheel Kick is counter with EXILE's rolling wheel kick. EXILE does two kneedrops but Undefeated rolls out of the way of the fifth. Undefeated applies a hammerlock on one arm and than applies a hammerlock on the other. He then continuously alternates the arm that is hammerlock but adds a few kicks into the mix. Undefeated attempts a Double Chicken Wing but Burning EXILE falls on top. Pinfall... 1...KICK OUT! Burning EXILE applies a hammerlock on Undefeated and then gets Undefeated to the ground with a Rear Amateur Takedown. Downpour: Why isn't Undefeated getting up as quickly as he normally does? Scientist: We've discussed it and he helped me to realize that when you're fighting the same opponent you've gotta try out different strategies so you have more data about the optimal way to defeat your opponents. Burning EXILE applies a surfboard on Undefeated. Scientist: Oh my god! Burning EXILE making an intelligent move decision, it's a miracle! Burning EXILE goes for a basement dropkick which connects. Burning EXILE goes for another basement dropkick but it's countered into a low blow followed by a cradle. The ref didn't see it!!! PINFALL! 1...2...3! Downpour: Now everyone in the audience saw Undefeated cheat don't you think that should nullify his title win? Scientist: It's T.N.E. policy that skilled cheating should be rewarded. Cheating is an important tradition in wrestling history. If you're good enough to cheat without getting caught by the ref than that's a clean and legal victory. Gonzales hands Undefeated the Best in the World title belt. E- Show rating: E- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramaeno Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Hey, this diary has some very interesting stuff. I'm intrigued. I think I'm gonna put this one down as one of the ones to have a consistent look at. I've noticed over the months that you've posted on various topics around here concerning the Cornell-Verse and so as a fellow Cornell-Verse fan I thought I'd have a look and I like it. Creative stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted January 8, 2007 Author Share Posted January 8, 2007 15 people at the Ohio Jewish Center On Thursday, Week 3 March 2007: (All angles and matches are five minutes unless otherise stated) Bulldozer Brandon Smith opens the show by standing in the ring with a mic. Brandon: I regret to inform you that it has come to my intention that a terrorist is a member of the T.N.E. roster. She goes by the name of Nina the Psycho Ballerina. She has violated the terms of her presidential pardon by joining a wrestling company and should be detained immediately. After she has been neutralized you should contact your local authorities immediately. Many of you in the audience might be fans of Nina but I want you to tell you all a little story. Nina pretended to work for CTU to gather information and in the process of leaving she killed my wife. I suspect there may be terrorists in this wrestling organization and that Nina may be working here to gather potential allies. Thank you all. If you have any information that could possibly help me in my search for Ms. Nina then you can find me in the backstage area. E The ring lights turn off and the T.N.E. monitor turns on revealing Aristocrat and Agent 69 meeting in his lavish mansion. Aristocrat: I wanted to go over with you potential allies in order to perform a coup de tat on the ownership of this fed. Agent 69: Are problems right now are our enemies, not our allies. We need to get rid of Bulldozer Brandon Smith. We need to offer him Nina the Psycho Ballerina in exchange for him leaving the fed. Aristocrat: I'm sorry, I'm not welling to negotiate with the government. I'm sure Bulldozer Brandon Smith can be bought off like everybody else. Agent 69: This guy can't be bought off. Can you please just let me have total autonomy regarding the Smith situation. Aristocrat: No. If I throw enough money at this problem it will go away. Somebody or someone can be bribed, and then the problem will be solved. Now, I was curious do you think Des Davids could be recruited to our side? Agent 69: Look, I'm solving the Bulldozer Brandon Smith problem. If you don't like how I solve it deal with it afterwards. Aristocrat: Fine, but somehow the solution has to involve spending money. Agent 69: Okay. Aristocrat: Now as I was saying. I think we should look torwards William Hayes as well. Agent 69: Look, I really have to get to this problem right now. Aristocrat: Fine, fine. Go on ahead. E The T.N.E. monitor turns off and the lights on the ring turn on. The Scientist is in a lab coat mixing some ingredients together whilst the T.N.E. monitor turns back in revealing Anatomy of an Elevated Leglock superimposed on an image of Undefeated applying an Elevated Leglock on The Scientist. The Scientist: Tonight, Undefeated has a match with some MAW loser. But like the true champ he is he's always working to improve his game. He has replaced the weapon of the Figure Four Stranglehold with that of the Elevated Leglock. This was not an easy switch to make. The Figure Four Stranglehold is not only more likely to succeed but it also is more successful in making the opponent tap out. However, the Elevated Leglock attacks the legs rather than the head which is a lot harder to find good moves to attack that body part and the Elevated Leglock can only be blocked or broken by reaching the ropes leaving control in Undefeated's grasp. Allowing him to follow up with either a glittering magician knee if blocked or a Face Crusher if his opponent breaks by using the ropes. There are a few other moves that Undefeated uses to weaken the legs. One is the legsweep kick that is powerful because it can counter over any move. Another is the low blow which is also an extremely flexible counter move. Finally, there is the texas deathlock, which can counter moves like the thrust kick and the dropkick to knee. Although the ankle lock and the scissored varities of that move are more likely to result in successfuly submissions. The Texas Deathlock is more likely to be successfully applied. Now, there are also the grandaddies of them all the Octopus Stretch and the Bow and Arrow lock which put pain on every point on your body. What makes Undefeated special is that he uses the Lucha version of the Bow and Arrow lock which is not only more likely to be applied successfully but also does more damage. Now it's time to see Undefeated in action. E Undefeated and Curtis Jenkins enter the ring at the same time. Speedy Giant Gonzales is the ref. Rock Downpour: Following Undefeated's cheating last week. T.N.E. management has announced the debut of the cheatometer. If you look at the monitor you'll see two thermometers with Curtis Jenkins and Undefeated written at the top. Each rules violation will result in a red line incrementing on the cheatometer and when the red line reaches the top it will result in a Disqualification. The ring bell is rung. The Scientist: This is a non-title match, The Don hasn't decided what will make a title and non-title match but we know for sure that Curtis Jenkins is definately not a title contendor. Undefeated applies a continous Cravate on Curtis Jenkins for the tune of twenty seconds. Then he taks Jenkins down with a Canadian Backbreaker hold. X-0-0 applies a Lucha Style Bow and Arrow lock on Jenkins for the order of ten seconds and then transfers to a Camel Clutch. Curtis Jenkins looks like he's about to tap when suddenly Des Davids hits the ring and breaks the hold by stomping on Undefeated's back. Curtis Jenkin's cheatometer slowly begins to rise. Des Davids helps Curtis Jenkins up and they apply a few tag arm wringer smashes on undefeated. After the smash fest is over the two MAWians hit the Tag Axe Handle Flurry putting Undefeated on the ground. They then land a Tag Fist Drop. They pick Undefeated up and land a Tag Double DDT. Followed by another pick up and another Tag Double DDT. Des Davids and Curtis Jenkins pick Undefeated up again when Des Davids realizes that the Cheatometer is almost at the top so he jumps out of the ring. Curtis Jenkins attempts to whip Undefeated into the corner but Undefeated reverses. Undefeated attempts a Tornado DDT but Curtis Jenkins blocks it. Undefeated raises Curtis Jenkins to the top rope. And then softens Curtis Jenkins up by crotching him on the turn buckles and a few additional blows. SUPER FACE CRUSHER off the top on Jerkins... PINFALL... 1...2...3! F+ Des Davids grabs a mic and looks at the victorious Undefeated. Des Davids: Ever since I've joined this fed I've seen nothing but a pathetic display of wrestling. I have to go here and all I'm allowed to do is talk when I'm the Rip Chord Invitational Champion and the current holder of the Mid Atlantic Championship. This fed is nothing more than a playground for The Don to goof off and hire people to be demolished by his pet project. No more. I'm bringing MAW to T.N.E. According to your records, Undefeated if you win your next match that'll be your tenth straight victory. I can't let that happen. So next week, you and me in a match. I can't care about all your fancy moves and the fact that you have mastered the so called optimal strategy. None of that is going to matter when you're hit by the QUARTERBACK SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKA. Period. E The Don heads Don the entrance ramp with a mic in hand. The Don: I accept your challenge Davids. And by the way, I've had a change of heart about jobbing you to untalented nobodies. Other authority figures have tried it before and the only thing that's resulted is the jobbee getting babyface heat. So I'm going to try another strategy, I'm going to show you're outclassed. I'm going to hire so many talented wrestlers you're going to look pathetic below everybody else. Next week, you're going to have your match with Undefeated. Because, frankly I don't think you stand a chance and I want to show the world that the MAW Champion doesn't hold a candle to Undefeated. And what's more the next show is going to be an hour long. First, to celebrate Undefeated changing his name to XX-0-0 because now his wins will be in the double digits and second because 30 minutes is just not enough time to fight a battle in a war. I hereby order the destruction of MAW. Pyrotechnics go off in the T.N.E. arena as the whole arena fades to black. E Show Rating: F+ Notes: William Hayes is leaving the fed to join PGHW. A working agreement with PGHW was reached and guest appearances by William Hayes are expected in the future. The storyline he was involved with will continue during his abscence and he will continue to play an important role upon his return. Gimmick Debuts: Bulldozer Brandon Smith the Law Enforcer-C Storyline heat will no longer be mentioned unless it is higher than an E+ Advance Booking Heat will not be mentioned unless > F- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted January 10, 2007 Author Share Posted January 10, 2007 20 people at the Ohio Jewish Center on Thursday Week 4, March 2007: (All angles and matches are five minutes unless otherwise stated) The T.N.E. monitor shows Sayeed Ali tied up in a dark basement. Bulldozer Brandon Smith has a gun pointed to his head. Smith: Tell me where the bomb is!!!! Sayeed Ali: Nuggghhhhh. Smight points the gun directly at Ali's head. Smith: Tell me where the bomb is or millions of people will die. And not a single one of them has done anything to hurt you. Ali spits on Brandon Smith. Smith: If you want to hurt someone than I will hand you this gun and let you shoot me but first you have to tell me where the bomb is. Ali wiggles around and tries to escape. Smith goes into a closet and pulls out a tied up Jerry Martin. Smith points the gun at Jerry Martin's head. Smith: Tell me where the bomb is or I will find all of your former tag team partners and kill them. Ali: Nugffh. Smith: Do not make me kill him. Tell me where the bomb is. Ali: I can't!!! Smith: Please, this is your last chance. I don't want to kill him. Ali: Nggghhh. Smith shoots Jerry Martin in the stomach. Smith: If you don't tell me where the bomb is Jerry Martin is going to die. I can't get him to the hospital until you tell me where the bomb is. Ali: The bomb is in J.K. Stallings Jr.'s mansion! Smith picks up a cellphone and text messages the info to CTU. Smith: alright lets get Jerry Martin to a hospital. E+ The T.N.E. monitor shows a portrait of Cherry Bomb posing seductively. A booming voice is heard. Voice: Cherry Bomb has had a long luxurious career in the porn industry but amazingly she has never actually had sex on film. A Director: Cherry Bomb may have never actually had sex but she displayed her breasts a lot. When she played a secretary for instance, her nipples would occasionally show. The audience would buy one of her films just to say if one of her outfits would reveal anything during an akward position. Voice: Cherry Bomb started her pornographic career at the age of 21 after being discovered by The Don. The Don: Cherry Bomb just had a natural stage prescence to her. I saw her training at a wrestling school and knew I had to get her in a film. So I gave her a non-sex having minor role in a porn film to sort of weaken her defenses so she'd eventually star. She played a nurse who examined Dharma Gregg's chest briefly before the doctor arrived. Voice: It was a minor role that would be forgotten if not for Cherry Bomb's gradually increasing wrestling popularity. The Don: This porn film was the first in a series and we wanted to have some sort of continuity. So we had Cherry Bomb in all of the films. It was sort of a bait and switch, we'd have Cherry Bomb on the cover but Dharma Gregg would be the star of the actual film. But hey, bait and switch works so blame the game not the player. Voice: And so Cherry Bomb continues to have minor roles in pornographic films. Check them out at a video store near you. E- Dermot O'Logical is in the ring with a microphone. Dermot: Citizen X, ever since Joey Beauchamp and I have started working together I've started having a lot of questions. All HGC had to do to be the number one fed in the world was have Rick Law interview Tommy Cornell for nineteen minutes and then have him wrestle Bryan Vessey the rest of the night. But that's not quite the way it went. J.K. Stallings the Third has been sucked out of Joey Beauchamp's body! Did you suck it out of him in the middle of the night? I have nobody to help me. Nobody who has any idea about how to prevent the rise of the robots except for you. So, all I'm asking is that you and me go one on one in a ladder match. If I win, you have to tell me how in the hell HGC could've possibly failed because I have no idea. If you win, I'll help join you and the robots in your world domination scheme. This is the way wrestlers handle things. They wrestle matches. If you deny this request than you have no honor. Wrestlers settle their disputes in the ring. You're a wrestler aren't you Citizen X? Than accept my terms you J.K. Stallings the Third murdering and robot loving thug! E Citizen X's voice can be heard booming around the arena. Citizen X: I don't believe in honor. I believe in handling things rationally. That's the way robots do things. I suggest you start thinking like a robot rather than a wrestler because they're going to be the ones in power soon. You wanna know why HGC fell? It was because no talent hacks like you thought they could Main Event and J.K. Stallings Jr. just gave up on it all. I didn't have to time travel or do anything. HGC fell on it's own. J.K. Stallings the Third wasn't real, it was just the paranoid delusions of the madman Joey Beauchamp. I want you to think long and hard about this Dermot O'Logical. I want you to accept my story as the truth. I'll give you something in return. Instead of some barbaric match, I'll let you have a one on one conversation with me about robots and other things. I'm sure you'll accept given that it is an opportunity to assault me and try to beat some lies out of me. So...I'll be seeing you soon. E Undefeated and Des Davids are staring each other down in the ring. Rock Downpour: Undefeated is fighting for his tenth straight victory in a row and Des Davids is fighting for the tradional values represented by MAW. Des Davids has taken criticism that he has a weak ground game to heart and has added some new moves to his arsenal. Some of the members of the MAW locker room have taught him the Camel Clutch Cradle and Des Davids has come up with his own creation: The Field Goal The Field Goal is a big legdrop with the exception that it is targeted to land directly on the throat. The Scientist: Undefeated has made a change to his arsenal as well. He's added the Figure Four Stranglehold back to his moveset after we released that if his opponent missed a move such as the big legdrop. He wouldn't have time to attempt both an elevated leg lock and glittering magician knee before his opponent recovered. So, if an opponent misses a move he'll use the Figure Four Strangehold. Rock Downpour: Given the importance of this match, it will be for the T.N.E. Championship. Scientist: Also known as the Best in the World title and of course the cheatometer will be more leniant since so many individuals have a stake in this match. Des Davids isn't deserving for the title but this is an important match. Both competitors are expected to go all out and run-ins are expected in all directions. The bell rings. Des Davids hits a chain of five jabs but the sixth is countered into a splits counter dropkick. Undefeated goes for a Surfboard but Des Davids breaks it by grabbing the ropes and Des makes it to his feet. Undefeated Hammerlock Drives Des Davids to the corner and attempts a turnbuckle smash which is blocked. Undefeated lands a corner knife edge chop and attempts a turnbuckle smash which lands and Des Davids goes to the ground. Undefeated lands three Surfboards in a row. The fourth surfboard is broken by Des again reaching the ropes and standing up. Undefeated goes for a Hammerlock Back Bomb which is blocked but the dropkicksault following up is not. Rock Downpour: Unbelivable! Undefeated almost getting a Hammerlock Back Bomb on someone so much bigger than him! The Scientist: Undefeated can outpower anyone at anytime. Undefeated holds a Lucha Bow and Arrow lock on Des Davids for the duration of a minute and then Undefeated attempts a Camel Clutch on Des Davids which is transitioned into an Octopus Stretch. Rock Downpour: Both the Camel Clutch and the Octopus stretch have rarely resulted in submissions but the referee isn't going to check because he knows Des Davids won't tap. Double Underhook Bomb on Davids... PINFALL 1...KICKOUT! Double Underhood Bomb... is countered into a Davids eye gouge. Davids takes Undefeated down with a bodyslam and then mounts and punches Undefeated uninterrupted for the next two minutes. Des Davids attempts a big legdrop which misses. Undefeated goes for a Figure Four Stranglehold. Burning EXILE runs in and breaks the hold!!! Des Davids is still dazed and Undefeated attempts a Face Crusher which is blocked. LARIAT CLOTHESLINE... PINFALL... 1...2...KICKOUT! Undefeated attempts another Face Crusher which is broken. Des Davids attempts to irish whip Undefeated but is reversed. TWISTING POWERSLAM on Davids... PINFALL... 1...KICKOUT! About twenty Vertical Lift Spinebusters interspersed with about five mafia kicks in case the Vertical Lift Spinebusters are blocked follow. Each resulting in unsuccessful pinfall attempts. Des Davids counters the Vertical Lift Spinebuster with an Eye Gouge. Des Davids attempts an Implant DDT on Undefeated but Undefeated slips out back and Davids falls against the ropes. SWINGING ROPE BLAST on Davids... but Davids doesn't fall to the ground. Sprinboard Frankenrana!!! 1...2...Saved by Aristocrat!!! Undefeated attempts an Octopus Stretch which is blocked but the Backflip Kick that follows lands. Des Davids is busted open!!!! La Magistral Cradle on Davids... 1...KICKOUT! Face Crusher attempt on Davids but it's countered into a Quarterback Sack 1...2...LAST SECOND KICK OUT!!! Davids lands another Quarterback Sack!!! 1...2...LAST SECOND KICKOUT!!! 10 Touch Downs are performed on Undefeated and 10 unsuccessful pinfall attempts follow. Davids attempts to whip Undefeated into the corner but Undefeated reverses. Undefeated attempts a Rope Walk Smash on Davids but he blocks it so Undefeated raises Davids to the top turnbuckle and then climbs the turnbuckles. SUPER FACE CRUSHER... PINFALL... 1...2...Broken by Agent 69! Agent 69 distracts Undefeated for a little so Des Davids recovers and now longer is vunerable to finishers. An Octopus Stretch is blocked and a Backflip kick follows! DES DAVIDS IS BLEEDING HEAVIER... Elevated Leg lock on Davids... He doesn't tap! Undefeated turns the Elevated Leg Lock into a Face Crusher but Des Davids counters with an eye gouge. Des Davids attempts a dropkick to the knee but Undefeated turns it into a Texas Deathlock... Des Davids escapes again... FACE CRUSHER!!! 1...2...3!!!!!! (30minutes)E+ The Don bumps into Undefeated backstage who's carrying his title belt over his shoulder. The Don: How could you let Des Davids Quarterback Sack you like that? You made the family look bad. Undefeated: What are you going to do? Nobody is going to take away this belt from me. The Don: I want you to drop the belt to Speedy Gonzales. Nobody who suffers near falls to Des Davids is going to hold that belt. Undefeated: Too bad. Nobody can beat me. Everybody gets in tough spots but I get out of them. The Don: Well there are a couple of instances where the belt is vacated. Undefeated: Me and my belt will go into hiding. The Don pulls out a gun and shoots Undefeated in the head. A montage plays on the T.N.E. monitor of Undefeated's 10 match winning streak in T.N.E. (10minutes. Risk: High) D Rating: F+(Not enough angles and interviews, not enough matches on offer) Notes: Going back to a thirty minute show Nina the Psycho Ballerina and Sammy the Shark have been released after beeing booed out of the arena during their matches. Joey Beauchamp has been released to give other wrestlers a chance because the booking team wasn't high on him Storylines >E+: Undefeated Winning Streak-D Gimmick Debuts: Sayeed Ali the Racist-E- Jerry Martin the Psycho-D+ Advanced Booking > F-: Bulldozer Brandon Smith v Undefeated-F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BuddyGarner Posted January 10, 2007 Author Share Posted January 10, 2007 18 people at the Ohio Jewish Center on Thursday, Week 1 April 2007: (All matches and angles are five minutes unless otherwise stated) Undefeated makes his way down to the ring with a microphone in hand. Undefeated: I thought about pretending to be dead a little while longer but toying with the audience just isn't relevant to my goal. My goal is to become the best in the world and to do that I need to beat the best whenever I can. So I could've let The Don build Speedy Giant Gonzales up and then shockingly interfere with one of his matches but no that's just not my thinking. Many of you may be asking how I could've possibly survived a bullet wound to the head which by the way even if The Don pinned me afterwards still wouldn't have resulted in a three count. Well, I do have a metal plate in my head for one. And any Samoan in the world can try to headbutt me but I'll win because metal is greater than a Samoan Skull any day of the week. But the reason I survived a bullet wound to the head is because I'm a robot. More specifically a type of android. That's how I'm so strong and yet am so small. My circuitry allows me strength of those five times bigger than me. In case you're wondering I weigh about 100 pounds. So after I was shot The Scientist just repaired me and I was as good as new. So yeah I was planning on posing as a human but I wasn't willing to die as one. I bleed just like a human and any doctor who examines me will think that I'm a human but rest assured that I am built with the efficiency of a robot. So, Don I don't have to listen to you anymore. You just can't kill me when you're done with me. The only way I'll ever die is if I lose in a ring in that case I'm programmed to self destruct. So if you want to kill me than you better put your so called back up plan in the ring with me. The man known as Speedy Giant Gonzales or Speedy Gonzales Grande. And if he's really better than me then he will beat me in this ring. I don't think he has a chance though. I mean he is a Luchador. All I have to do is wait for one of his moves big moves to fail and go for the cover. I admit though that some Luchador moves are pretty decent like the slingshot moonsault and the missile dropkick both of which are in my moveset. I use them very rarely though. Before I'd use the missile dropkick you'd have to place me on the top rope for a superplex attempt and that's just not going to happen. In fact the only reason I'd ever go to the top rope is if somebody put me there. But, since the earliest Gonzales and I can go at it is next week. I thought about who I can go up against this week. I looked at the roster and Bulldozer Brandon Smith popped out at me. He's basically a better version of Des Davids and if I can defeat him I'll avenge my two close quote near falls unquote. I'm tired of waiting. I want to be the best now. Brandon Smith, you're next. See you in the ring in 15. D(10min) Dharma Gregg is backstage in her dressing room putting makeup on when she is approached by Aristocrat. Aristocrat: *smiles* I've heard stories about how much fun you and William Hayes had and I want some of that. I should let you know that I'm rich owning over 1000 low risk investments, 100 medium risk investments, and 5,000 small businesses. Dharma: Sorry, I've reformed I don't do that anymore if you want me you're going to have to date me. Aristocrat: Oh *smiles* and how do I do that? Dharma: Well, first you have to be my friend and to do that you have to beat me three hands in a row at a blackjack. And after you do that you're eligible to date me. You have to beat me three times in a row again at blackjack. If you beat me two times there'll be no change in our relationship. One time I won't be your friend anymore. And if you lose all three times than I'll strongly dislike you. Aristocrat: Can't I just give you money? Dharma: Well you can give me money to enter the blackjack game. It costs 2,000 to enter. And you can pay 10% of that to get special options to run in. Aristocrat hands Dharma $2,000. Aristocrat gets dealt a 10 and an Ace. Dharma is dealt a King and an Ace Dharma: Blackjack! I win. Aristocrat: Okay next hand. Aristocrat is dealt a Queen and an Ace. Dharma is dealt a Jack and an Ace. Dharma: Tie! Aristocrat: How is my massive amounts of money supposed to help me out? Dharma: Well you can give me money to try to get a better hand once and you can give me money to see your next card and you'll stay if you would've busted. Aristocrat: But is that really going to help me win three straight games? Dharma: I'm sorry but this is the way you make friends in the wrestling world. Aristocrat cries. E Dermot O'Logical enters the ring with Citizen X walking behind him. Citizen X: Dermot O'Logical has seen the light. He has joined in the robotic tomorrow. Dermot O'Logical: It's all your fault Cherry Bomb. If you had just helped J.K. Stallings the III when you had a chance I wouldn't have had to join forces with Citizen X or become a robot casualty. Now that Citizen X has made J.K. Stallings the III dissapear there's no help for this timeline. So, Cherry Bomb the future is ruined and it's all your fault. So, I'm pretty pissed off. I thought of some ways to make me feel better and exposing somebodies secrets always makes me feel swell. Many of our audience members might be wondering why Cherry Bomb and Dharma Gregg hate each other. Well, it all started when Cherry Bomb called Dharma Gregg a slut when they were working together on a porn film so for revenge Dharma Gregg arranged for Cherry Bomb and Cherry Bomb's mother to walk in while Dharma Gregg was having sex with Cherry Bomb's dad. Your family was never quite the same after that. Your mom and dad got a divorce and your mom and dad both blamed you for the incident. And what's even better is that later Dharma Gregg used the whole trauma of that event as the basis for her first script for a porn film. And you even were cast as the role inspired by Cherry Bomb in that film! Watching that movie and laughing at you makes me feel a lot better. If you think I'm harsh. Remember! You screwed up our whole future! I'll be helping the robots. Next time we meet, I'll be leading a robot army to personally hunt down and kill you. E- Bulldozer Brandon Smith is lacing up his boots in the locker room when he is surprised to see Agent 69 hovering over him. Smith: Have you come to turn yourself in? Agent 69: No, I came to wish you good luck in your match. Your hatred was with Nina the Psycho Ballerina not with me. We battled against each other a long time ago durin the Cold War but I hope we can put that behind us. I wanted to let you know that Undefeated was right. You are a better version of Des Davids and I really think you do have a good shot in your match tonight. Smith: Well, I suppose I don't have any evidence against you but that's never stopped me from bending the laws before for the sake of the world. 69: Forget about all that. You can be a great wrestler. Just put CTU behind you and go out there and wrestle. Smith: I'm fighting tonight because it's good for the safety of the American public. Forecasts predict that 99% of future terrorists attacks will be from those of robotic descent and if I can get any information about the robots now than I will be doing a great service to our country. Agent 69: Good luck. Bulldozer Brandon Smith heads to the ring. E- Undefeated is waiting inside and Speedy Gonzales Grande is reffing. Immediately after Bulldozer Brandon Smith enters the ring Gonzales signals for the bell to ring. Undefeated Hammerlock Drives Bulldozer Brandon Smith into the corner. The turnbuckle smash misses. The corner knife edge chop misses. Bulldozer Brandon Smith hits Undefeated with several eye gouges. Rock Downpour: Smart move by Brandon. Undefeated can't brace himself for an eye gouge and eye gouges are an excellent way to build momentum. On the 21st eye gouge Undefeated counters with a splits counter dropkick and applies the surfboard which after twenty seconds is transferred into a Lucha Bow and Arrow which is transferred into a Camel Clutch which is Transferred into an Octopus Stretch. The Vertical Lift Spinebusters come followed by pinfall attempts... 1...2...Broken by Agent 69! 1...2...Broken by Des Davids! 1...2...Broken by Burning EXILE! 1...2...Broken by The Don! 1...2...3! E+ Show Rating: E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted January 11, 2007 Author Share Posted January 11, 2007 20 people at the Ohio Jewish Center on Thursday Week 2, April 2007: (All angles and matches are five minutes unless otherwise stated) The show begins with the T.N.E. monitor displaying footage of Citizen X handing over a disk to a dark stranger during the darkness of night. Dermot O'Logical can be seen lurking in the shadows. Citizen X smokes a cigarette and looks cryptic when a phone rings from a telephone booth. Citizen X enters the booth and picks up the phone. He listens for a little bit and then drops it. Citizen X opens the telephone book up and searches for a particular page. He finds the page he was looking for because there's a key between those two pages. X pockets the key and leaves the booth. X leaves down a dark hallway. Dermot O' Logical goes to follow him but Citizen X has dissapeared. F Agent 69 and Aristocrat are meeting in Aristocrat's lavish mansion. Agent 69: I've been thinking. What if the whole shooting of Undefeated is just an elaborate scheme by The Don to make Undefeated look strong. The footage could've been faked. Aristocrat: Well, I just think it's a whole lot more likely that Undefeated is a robot. It explains his strength and everything. And I'm a rich man, I know other rich people like The Don and The Don wouldn't let his creation go against him even in pretend. Agent 69: Well, either way it doesn't matter. We still have to take down Undefeated. Either we're taking down The Don's pride and joy or we're taking down the Menace that The Don couldn't get rid of. Aristocrat: So what's your plan? Agent 69: Bulldozer Brandon Smith. Aristocrat looks shocked and tosses a mentos into his mouth to recover. Aristocrat: What? Bulldozer Brandon Smith already got beaten handidly by Undefeated. Agent 69: You don't know Brandon like I do. Brandon has been working for CTU since he was 16 years old. Brandon only played football as a cover. Most of the time it was a body double in the game. Football is after all the easiest sport to hide your identity with all the gear and all. Brandon loves America. Brandon's only goal in his last match was to get an idea of what fighting a robot would be like. All we have to do to get Mr. Smith to perform at his best is to convince him that the only way to save America is to beat Undefeated in a match. Aristocrat: Good. I'm sure you already have a plan worked out. Get on it. Agent 69 smiles and leaves. E The Don is meeting with Cherry Bomb and The Scientist at a local coffee shop. The Don: How could you not tell me that Undefeated was a robot?? Scientist: You wanted the best, I gave you the best. The Don: I saw his birth! How is that even possible!!! Scientist: I put a microchip in a woman's uterus and the microchip developed into a normal human being. I'm sorry I didn't tell you. I thought his being a robot might be an issue so I decided to cover it up to save my own hide. The Don: Cherry? Did you know about this? Bomb: No. With respect sir, blacing blame shouldn't be our primary concern right now. The Scientist is the one person who can help us take him down. He created him, he knows his weakness. Scientist: Well I wasn't the one who development the technology. I understand it but somebody gave it to me. The Don: Who? Scientist: I have no idea. I could pick him out of a line-up. But I doubt he gave me his real name. The Don: What name did he give you? Scientist: Citizen X but there's no way it could be our Citizen X. The Citizen X I met was just too old and looks nothing like our Citizen X. The Don: Okay, I'm not assigning blame. I'm just going to be pissed at everybody. Cherry Bomb, if Speedy Giant Gonzales doesn't succeed. You're next to try to take him down. We know that once Undefeated loses he'll self destruct. The man has shown weaknesses in the ring. We'll keep exploiting him until we beat him. Scientist: I may not have developed the technology but I studied it very intensly. Undefeated won't self destruct unless he feels that the match was a legal one. If there's too much interference then Undefeated won't consider it a match and won't self destruct. Cherry: Don, why don't you give Gonzales a pep talk. The Don uses his hands to manually push his gut in so he can stand up and leave the table. The Don grabs his jacket and leaves. D- Sayeed Ali and Jerry Martin are hanging out in a dorm room playing a shoot-em-up. The room is a mess with presidential pardons littered all over the floor. Agent 69 knocks on the door and enters. Agent 69: Hi boys! How would you like some guns and bombs to play with? Jerry Martin and Sayeed Ali give each other high fives. Agent 69: There are some ground rules though. You have to make Undefeated look like a patsy for whatever terrorism you cause. You have to make Undefeated the primary suspect. You have to make it look like he's the instigator of the terrorism. Martin: But it's always assumed that we're the terrorists. Agent 69: Okay, let me help you a little bit with the plan. The whole thing shouldn't take more than twenty four hours. First, you'll need a lesser terrorist act. One that Bulldozer Brandon Smith can solve easily. Say, somebody kidnaps the Secretary of Agriculture. Now Brandon, will bust in and interrogate these terrorists and Brandon will manage to break them. They'll point their fingers at one man Undefeated. Then you make an announcement that you're....Wait a minute those steps aren't necessary. Agent 69 taps her chin. Agent 69: Just tell the President of the United States that unless somebody defeats Undefeated in a match you're going to blow up the whitehouse. Sayeed Ali: Sounds like a plan. F+ Playing on the T.N.E. monitor now is Des Davids catching a punt. Des Davids is then shown running the ball all the way to end of the field dodging everyone in his path. Footage is also shown of him getting past the linemen and sacking a quarterback and of him punting the football high up into the air. F+(2min) The man on the T.N.E. monitor is now Bulldozer Brandon Smith. Footage of him just sacking Quarterbacks to operatic music is shown. E-(2min) Undefeated is in the ring up against Speedy Giant Gonzales Grande. The Don is reffing. Gonzales goes for an Enzuguri kick it lands. Undefeated doesn't go down. 4 more enzuguri kicks land. Undefeated still does not go down. The sixth enzuguri misses. Undefeated surfboards Gonzales for a while and then transitions to a Lucha Bow and Arrow Lock but when Undefeated goes for a camel clutch Gonzales slips out. Gonzales goes for a Running Dropkick which lands. But the splash that follows misses. Undefeated goes for another Camel Clutch but Gonzales slips out again. Gonzales heads to the top rope and goes for a Corkscrew Leg Lariat that lands. Gonzales head to the top rope again and goes for another Corkscrew Leg Lariat which misses. Undefeated goes for another camel clutch and Gonzales once again slips out. Dropkicksault on Undefeated. Gonzales stalks Undefeated until he stands. Running Enzuguri kick misses. Undefeated goes for yet another camel clutch but this time Gonzales slips out behind. Swinging Rope Blast on Undefeated is countered into a green mist but the referee doesn't see it. Octopus Stretch attempt on Gonzales but Gonzales' amazing slipping out abilities help him once again. Gonzales takes Undefeated down with a Blackflip kick and Gonzales heads to the top rope. 630 degree splash misses!!!! Undefeated goes for the pin... 1...2...3! E(great chemistry, 6min) Show Rating: E Momentum changes: Undefeated-B- Speedy Giant Gonzales-C- Advanced Booking: Undefeated versus The Big Problem-E- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted January 11, 2007 Author Share Posted January 11, 2007 14 people at the Ohio Jewish Center on Thursday, Week 3 April 2007: (All angles and matches are five minutes unless otherwise stated) Bulldozer Brandon Smith is watching former president Crippler Ray Kingman give a stirring speech in his locker room on a small television. Aristocrat is watching from the door. Aristocrat: Kingman was quite the president. Smith: Kingman represented every American ideal. He's one of the reasons I proudly serve this country. Aristocrat: Nobody ever would've thought a wrestler could be president. Kingman proved them wrong. I think you could make a good president some day. Smith: Presidents are forced to make tough choices. I don't want to make anymore than I have to. Aristocrat: That's one reason. The nagging standing ovations after every sentence you say is mine. Smith: You can't force yourself to be president. I just wasn't born to be president. Aristocrat: Well if you ever want to run for office be sure to let me know and I'll be happy to finance your campaign. Smith: Well I've heard some bad things about you but it's innocent until proven guilty so if you want to donate to my campaign I'll take your money like everybody else but only if you donate because you agree with my positions. Aristocrat: So you are running for president? Smith: Yup and I want to raise the tax on the rich. Aristocrat: *wrinkles his nose* Excuse me! The rich are the hardest working people on this planet. If you tax the rich they'll have less money to spend on investments which will shift the supply curve to the right. And if you raise taxes at all that'll hurt the economy unless you increase government spending as wel! Smith: So I won't be getting your campaign donations then. Aristocrat: I just had a great idea what if their were elections for president of this wrestling federation! Smith: I've never seen this speech of Ray Kingman before and you're ruining it for me!!!!!!! Aristocrat skips out of the room. E+ The Don and Speedy Giant Gonzales are having lunch in a 50's style restaurant. They are both drinking milkshakes. The Don: Well, you know I'm upset about you losing to Undefeated but yelling at you isn't going to improve the situation. What do you need? More training? Gonzales: I just need more shots. If I had landed that 630 degree splash I would've won the match. The thing about high risk is the potential for high rewards. If I played the match safe then Undefeated would beat me every time. But by taking risks I virtually guaruantee that I will eventually win. As long as each move I use has a possibility of landing and at least one of my moves has a possibility of getting a three count then I should win eventually. The Don: I was also thinking, what about an over the top rope battle royal. We get nine really short and heavy people. Undefeated won't be able to lift them over the top rope. Gonzales: So basically a nine on one handicap match? The Ohio Wrestling Commission just won't allow it. If I was to referee that match then I could lose my license. The Don: Well what about just a one on one over the top rope match. I'm short and heavy. There's no way he'll be able to lift me over the top rope! Gonzales: That could work. Also, Undefeated isn't really proficient in the use of chairs, ladders, and tables so that could work in our advantage. Undefeated also isn't an expert in the use of the ring apron but I can't think of any ring apron technicians. Also, Undefeated relies on using just enough to put people away. If we put him in a last man standing match his moves won't be strong enough to put people away for a Ten Count. The Don: So basically, we have a lot of ideas but none of them work right now. Gonzales: Well I think our best option right now is me versus Undefeated in a ladder match. The Don *nods*: Make it so. D Citizen X taps Dermot O' Logical on the shoulder. Citizen X: Why have you been following me???!!! Dermot O'Logical: You think I trust you? You think I believe you when you say you're going to help spare me from the robots. I'm trying to get some leverage here that I can use against the robots so they won't be able to kill me. X: You're really starting to piss me off! I thought you really believed the robot idiology! Dermot: Fine then. Hit me! Take a shot. Dermot taps his chest. X: If I'm going to take a shot then I will use a gun. I am the last person you want to tempt with violence because I do not mess around. Dermot punches X in the face. X punches Dermot back. X tackes Dermot and starts to choke him. X reaches in his pocket for a gun while Dermot reaches in his pocket for a syringe. X gets the gun out and uses it to shoot Dermot in the thigh. Dermot instinctively injects the syringe into X's neck. X collapses over. Dermot takes the bullets out of the gun and pockets them then he kicks the gun away. X's eyes open. X smiles. X: It's good to be back. Dermot: Is it you? What's your name? X: J.K. Stallings the Third. Dermot: Tell me something that only J.K. Stallings the Third would know. X: The way I convinced you to help me was that I promised you an entrance in the russian roulette world championships in exchanging for helping to prevent the horrible future. Dermot: Alright, it's you. Now can you get me the hospital? X: Yeah. X gets out his cell phone and begins dialing. E Dharma Gregg is posing for the mirror in the locker room when Des Davids enters. Des Davids: Hi. I'm Des Davids. Sorry we got off on the wrong foot last time. Gregg: Oh that! I've forgotten all about it. It's my fault really. Des Davids: Well I just wanted to let you know that The Don has cast me as the lead in his next film production and I wanted to run it by you in case you had any problems with that. Gregg: Relax, it's just sex, I've had sex with tons of people I hate. Davids: You hate me? Gregg: Yeah, but at least I think you're cute. By the way, have you ever had sex on camera before? Davids: No. I just really need the money right now. Wrestling doesn't really pay the bills and I don't have a moral stance against pornography. Gregg: So you've given up going against The Don? Davids: I can't think about that stuff right now when I'm worried about paying the bills. Greggs: Listen, I really don't want to have to pretend to be your friend. It makes it that much harder to get a guy to let go at the end of the shoot. If you ever want to make it in this business you have to keep things professional. Davids: Okay well I'll see you on set then. Davids leaves. E Cherry Bomb is in the ring with a microphone in hand. Bomb: I woke up this morning and I've realized that I've spent a lot of time on the sidelines. Well, today is my day. Next week, Undefeated is going to get his Cherry Popped by the Cherry Popper. Undefeated puts too much thought into what his next move's going to be instead of trying to rip the other guys head off. I'm not going to let you dictate the pace of our match. You know absolutely nothing about the Puresou style whereas I'm an expert. I'm an expert in several unorthodox tactics. I don't tame my moves. I don't do a woman's bodyslam, I don't do a woman's DDT. I don't even have names for my moves! Do you know the counter to the ear hold or the ram your finger up your opponent's nose? Do you know how to stop my finger nails from scraping your throat? You think the ref will protect you? You know how many matches I've been in? You don't think I know how to cheat without the ref seeing it? Your robotic programming might have to start adapting to ever single move that could possibly be thought up ever because I'm going to bring it. And your Cherries are going to get popped! popped! POPPPEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! D-(7min, brought crowd's mood down) Undefeated is waiting in the ring whilst The Big Problem is headed down the ramp. CROWD: You can't wrestle! You can't wrestle! Downpour: Don't worry folks, The Big Problem is here for one night only. Undefeated hammerlock drives The Big Problem into the corner and then turnbuckle smashes him but The Big Problem is still standing. So Undefeated repeats the sequence again. Undefeated hammerlock drives him again this time following up the drive with a corner handstand takedown but that's blocked. so Undefeated successfully lands a Corner Clothesline. A Lucha Bow and Arrow is applied. Undefeated tries to tranisition it to a Camel Cluth but The Big Problem breaks the hold. The Big Problem tries to whip Undefeated into the corner but Undefeated reverses. Undefeated tries a Tornado DDT but The Big Problem blocks it. Undefeated tries to raise The Big Problem onto the top rope but The Big Problem reverses it and puts Undefeated on the top rope instead. The Big Problem tries to throw Undefeated off the top rope but Undefeated kicks him away. MISSILE DROPKICK from the top... PINFALL... 1...2...3!!!!! E(3min, crowd's mood down) Show Rating: E Advance Booking: Cherry Bomb v Undefeated-F Popularity in the Great Lakes is now an F Undefeated now has D- popularity in the Great Lakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 40 people at the Ohio Jewish Center on Thursday, Week 4 April 2007: A picture of Keith Jericho is shown on the T.N.E. monitor.(Keith Jericho is a computer generated worker who is D- in the entire U.S. and is an announcer) VOICE: Keith Jericho is a peace maker. Footage is shown of Keith Jericho given a stirring speech. Keith Jericho: One day wrestlers who use a realistic and stiff slow moving style will be as respected as flashy, charismatic wrestlers! VOICE: Keith Jericho is a visionary. Keith Jericho: In 2008, when I run for president, all wars will be fought in the wrestling ring! No more lives will be lost, only titles. VOICE: Keith Jericho gets things done. Keith Jericho: I proudly announce that my bill is officially a part of legislation. Now wrestlers wages will no longer be taxed!!! VOICE: Keith Jericho is a family man. Keith Jericho: I am forming the Stable of Peace! And I proudly do so with my brothers Mainstream Hernandez and Mean Jean Cattley! VOICE: Keith Jericho for 2008! Keith Jericho: A vote for Keith Jericho is a vote for wrestling! D-(4min) Keith Jericho is leaving a studio when suddenly Jerry Martin and Sayeed Ali come out of nowhere and point a gun to his head. Jerry Martin: Don't move!!!! Don't say anything!!! Keith Jericho: Help!!! Help!!! Keith Jericho starts to run away but Sayeed Ali tackles him. Sayeed Ali points a gun to Keith's head while Jerry Martin runs off. Sayeed Ali holds Keith tightly and looks ready to fire when security comes. Security: Put the gun down!!! Ali: If you shoot! I will kill him! Security: Lay the gun down on the ground!!!! A black jeep suddenly pulls up and bullets are fired form the jeep taking out the security officers. Sayeed Ali throws Keith Jericho into the back of the jeep and hops into the jeep itself. The jeep speeds off. More security arrive and fire at the jeep aiming at the wheels. However the jeep just busts through the security checkpoint and head off. A local police officer chases them for a bit but Jerry Martin manages to shoot the tires out from under it and get away. E Aristocrat and Agent 69 are meeting in Aristocrat's mansion. Agent 69: Everything is going to plan. Aristocrat: How does this get Bulldozer Brandon Smith to beat Undefeated? Agent 69: We need to get him warmed up first. We need him in full blown terrorism bashing mode and then when he has to wresle Undefeated to save his country then he will do his best job. Aristocrat: Well, I'm giving you full autonomy on this because I'm working on a project of my own. I'm going to hold on-line elections for the commissioner of T.N.E. Agent 69: That's stupid. In online elections anyone can vote as many times as they want. Aristocrat: Exactly! I can pay people to vote for me! And when I soundly beat the down in the on-line election The Don will know that the popular support is against him and will be forced to appoint me commissioner. Agent 69: You do that. But I don't have time to take on another project. I'm sort of busy with this whole terrorism plot. I'll keep you updated though. Can I have an allowance of 10 million dollars? Aristocrat: With the amount of small businesses I own...they cost 15,000$ and pay an average of $2000 a month! How great is that! It was like highway robbery. $10 million is nothing to me. Agent 69: Thanks, I'll keep in touch. Agent 69 does an Akido roll out of the room. E- Citizen X and Dermot O'Logical is in the ring. Citizen X: My name is J.K. Stallings the Third and I have an announcement to make. I can't imagine a future without HGC in it. TCW is a poor imitation with no Bryan Vessey and no $80 million dollars. This fed is a fed with money. That's why I believe that I went back in time I was sent here. HGC was the fed that could buy anyone and could spend an extravagent amount of money. Total Nonstop Entertainment is that fed already giving wrestling away for free and sparing no expense on it's production values and merchandise. I don't think Dermot O' Logical would've cut it in Hollyweird Grappling Company. When you can buy all the best wrestlers in the world being good at just one thing won't cut it. HGC also stood for not hiring old wrestlers. If you're over 35 when your stats start to decline you're out. I'm looking for workers with the stats that are hard to teach. I want power, athleticisim, star quality, looks, and charisma! The stars of the HGC in my timeline were Kozue Kawashima, Noriyora Sanda, Toshihura Hyobanshi, Onji Taka****a, Danny Patterson, Tommy Cornell, Scout, Joey Minnesota, Emerald Angel, American Elemental, Johnny Bloodstone, Jacob Jett, Pablo Rodriguez and Nicolas Lopez. Stephen Cuthill, Peter Michaels, and Angry Gilmore were my announe team. Bryan Vessey, Buddy Garner, Eisaku Kunomasu, Sensational Ogiwara, and Yoshimi Mushashibo were all stars for short periods of team but just turned 35 too fast. Pablo Rodriguez was my MVP single handledly helping everyone's high flying to shoot to insane levels. Brawling was the least valued attribute because it was the one that didn't desintigrate with age and the one that everybody could do. Technical skills were the second least valued because almost everybody could do it but they disintigrated after age 35. High Flying was the most valued and if not for Pablo Rodriguez I don't think it ever would've capped. The shows were amazing Rick Law would interview Tommy Cornell with Axxis Junior as his manager for twenty one minutes and then Tommy Cornell would hold a great match against say Bryan Vessey. Look at what wrestling today has become. Undercarders being used! Angles other than interviews being incorporated into people's shows. It makes me sick!!!! Hollyweird Grappling Company is reborn in T! N! E! E Bulldozer Brandon Smith is throwing a football to Des Davids when all of the sudden Brandon's cell phone rings. Smith: Hold on! I have to take this. Davids nods and throws the ball up in the air and catches it himself while he's waiting. Smith answers the phone. Smith: Hello? Jerry Martin: Obey every one of my directions because otherwise Keith Jericho will die. We're watching you. Act like you're talking to a wrestling diva. Smith: Sure, that would be a great time. Martin: After you're done with Davids. I want you to head west up the road and enter a blue sudan. The keys are in the ignition. I'll call you when you've started to drive. Smith: Great! I'll head there right now. Martin: Now hang up the phone and make an excuse of way you have to leave. Smith hangs up. Smith picks up his letterman's jacket off a chair. Smith: Sorry bud, sorry I have to run. I have a hot date tonight. I'm going to buy her a gift in town first and then I'll be on my way. Do you know any good shopping malls around here? Davids: Yeah, it's in walking distance. Just keep heading west, you can't miss it. Smith: Great! See you around! E+ Undefeated and Cherry Bomb are in the ring. Speedy Giant Gonzales: You can fight dirty to a limit, just watch your cheatometer. Run ins are allowed but closely monitored. Anything that I don't see is legal. Are you ready to fight?(looks at Undefeated) Undefeated yawns. Speedy Giant Gonzales: Are you ready to fight?(looks at Cherry Bomb) Cherry Bomb grinds her teeth and looks psychotic. Gonzales: Go to War!!!! Cherry Bomb begins with an eye gouge and transitions into a side headlock while in the sideheadlock she starts pulling on Undefeated's hear and uses her fingernails to rake at it. Rock Donwpour: My god! That'll ruin your eye drum. The Scientist: If an announcer has to explain why it hurts, it probably doesn't. Downpour: I thought you weren't on his side anymore? The Scientist: I'm just providing the color. Cherry Bomb uses a hair pull take down on Undefeated. Cherry Bomb messes up Undefeated's hair and let's him stand. Cherry Bomb suplexes Undefeated and goes into a choke hold using her fingernails to dig right into her opponents throat. Undefeated starts gagging. The Scientist: The robots still gotta breathe. Cherry Bomb rams one of her fingernails up Undefeated's nose and Undefeated winces in pain. Downpour: Undefeated has head his throat damaged and his nose hurt! He'll have trouble breathing! Cherry Bomb starts biting on Undefeated's arm actually trying to eat his skin. The Cheatometer is now up to 10% for Cherry Bomb. Undefeated breaks the skin eat by shaking his arm lose. Undefeated throws Cherry Bomb to the ring apron and shakes his arm out in pain. Undefeated then slingshots Cherry Bomb back into the ring. The surfboard is applied for ten seconds but Cherry Bomb manages to counter with a low blow. Cherry Bomb attempts a headbutt to groin but Undefeated counters with a legsweep kick of his own. The surfboard is applied on Cherry. Transitioned into a Bow and Arrow lock. Transitioned into a Camel Clutch which is attempted to be transitioned to an octopus stretch but is broken by another low blow. Cherry Bomb his three successful headbutts to the groin and climbs to the top rope. Cheatometer at 25%. Cherry Bomb attempts a Diving Headbutt to the crotch but Undefeated rolls out of the way. Undefeated hooks both legs and applies the forearm to the face for a pinfall count... 1...2...3 D-(6min, crowd's mood down) Show Rating: E+ Gimmick Debuts: Keith Jericho(Face) the Pacificist-C- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted January 13, 2007 Author Share Posted January 13, 2007 Notes: 1.3 temporary patch installed, several promotions fall in size. Importantly TCW who released American Elemental. 33 people at the Ohio Jewish Center on Thursday, Week 1 May 2007: (All angles and matches are five minutes unless otherwise stated) Sayeed Ali and Jerry Martin are in a dark basement somewhere. Keith Jericho is tied up. Jericho: Why are you doing this? Martin: *cackles* Why am I a two time russian roulette world champion? Because I can. Jericho: I only want to help wrestlers. What do you want? Martin: I want you to be sedated while we have a doctor perform surgery on you. The doctor will install a device that will kill you if your heart rate goes over 180 beats per minute. Jericho: Why would you do that? Martin: It's step one in our goal to manipulate someone. Jericho: Please, I'll do anything. I'll say anything you want me to say. Just don't put me in surgery. Do you want me to say that American sucks on T.V. I'll do it? I don't care about being president more than I want to live. Ali: Maybe we can use this guy to espouse our political views. Martin: And lose Agent 69's assistance? No thanks. Jericho: Oh god! You showed me your faces! You're telling me your allies! You're going to kill me after this. Martin: No, Undefeated his. Sayeed Ali you're skilled in surgery right? Sayeed Ali injects Jericho with something. Ali: Count backwards from 10. Jericho: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Keith Jericho passes out. E Des Davids is sitting at a table with The Scientist in Dharma Gregg's locker room. Dharma Gregg is putting on make-up in the background. Davids: Before we begin the script meeting. I just wanted to say that this is a really great script. And I also wanted to ask you a question. If The Don had tried to kill Undefeated, why did you repair him afterwards? Scientist: I'm not going to answer that. Davids: Cool, cool. So there's four characters in the script. One is a wrestler, I'd assume that's me. And I've just won a title belt, I'd like to use my MAW belt if I could, is that okay? Scientist: Oh sure, that's fine. Davids: And Dharma is the sexy diva who congratulates me. And then there's a female referee, I assume that's Cherry Bomb? Scientist: Your assumptions would not be off base. Davids: But one thing...the male I beat, who's going to play him? Scientist: That hasn't been cast yet. Davids: Oh, well I have a friend who'd I like to play that part. He's really helped me out the wrestling industry and I'd like him to get all the exposure I can get. Scientist: I'm sure The Don would be happy to cast your friend in the movie. Davids: Great. I'll tell my friend the good news. Can I improvise some of my own lines? Scientist: Well, I tried to make the lines as erotic as possible...if you change them they might hurt the movie. Davids: Well, the part where I win the belt isn't supposed to be erotic right? I just wanted to put the Des Davids into that first little set up piece. Scientist: Well, I just sort of threw that first scene together. So if you and your friend just want to do whatever that's cool. Davids stands up and offers his hand to The Scientist. The Scientist accepts and shakes it. Davids: *smiles* I've got a phone call to make. Davids skips out of the room. E Aristocrat is in the ring with a microphone. Aristocrat: Many of you have heard rumors that I plan to run for commissioner. Well if you go to [url]www.tnewrestling.com[/url] you can see that those rumors are true. You can also download previous shows and order cool merchandise. But more importantly you can also see my platform. Now the election for commissioner will be an open one. So any member of the wrestling industry can enter the race. All you have to do is enter the T.N.E ring and say that you're running for commissioner and then you'll be added to the website. Voting will begin at December 2008. Voting will only be available online and you can vote as many times as you want. This election has been approved by the Ohio State Wrestling Commission and at the bottom of the web page you can see their stamp of approval. Now enough business. I'd like to state my platform. First, my qualifications. Many of you know I'm a very rich and smart man. How did I accomplish this without being a very well known wrestler or having any so-called human capital? Simple. Every two months I would work an average of about three shows if I was lucky. I slept in my car and only spent about 100$ a month just to survive. Eventually I made my first 3000$ and bought a low risk investment. That covered my month expenditures. Then after I got another $3000 I bought another low risk investment. I never spent any money on improving my skills or buying friendship. I had the foresight to spend it all on investments. Then after a few years eventually I had $10,000 then I bought Medium Risk Investments. AFter I started having $15,000 I started to buy Small Businesses. And that's when the cash flooded in. So you see I'm a lot smarter than all those other wrestlers who spent their money training or getting friends in the industry. I can apply that same intelligence to my commissionership. Next time I'm in this ring, I'll announce my plans to change Total Nonstop Entertainment. E Bulldozer Brandon Smith is sitting in a yellow honda in a parking lot outside of Duncan Donuts. Suddenly his cell phone rings and Smith answers. Jerry Martin: Hello. The perspective switches to Martin's perspective who is in a high tech room with lots of computers and gadgets. He is being observed by Agent 69. The perspective switches back to Smith's. Smith: I'm not meeting any of your demands until you establish a meeting place to trade Keith Jericho for whatever you want. Martin: I want the wet list. Smith: No way. You'd know I'd never trade that. Martin: Then I have no choice but to inject Keith Jericho with a device that will kill him if his heart rate goes over 180 beats per minute. And he's going to have to face Undefeated in a match. If Keith Jericho doesn't try then I will kill off his entire family. Smith: You know I don't want that to happen. Give me a reasonable demand. Martin: I want a list of every undercover operative. Smith: You don't want anything! Why do you want Keith Jericho dead? Just make me a reasonable offer. I'll trade you me for Jericho. Martin: No. Smith: Call me back when you're ready to talk. Brandon Smith hangs up and drives away. E Speedy Giant Gonzales is in the ring and is holding a microphone. Gonzales: Many people have asked me how I can be a non-biased referee when I am working for The Don. The answer is very simple. I answer to the Ohio State Wrestling Commission if I ever made a questionable decision as a referee then the OSWC would remove my referee license. I wear the white stripes with pride and I would never lose them for anything. People have also asked me why I always use hisk manuevers in my matches. I follow the Luchador Code. Rule one states that a true luchador only uses moves that would cause harm to himself if his opponent dodges him. Rule two states that a true luchador always uses the most high risk and flashiest move available. Rule Three states that the crowd's satisfaction is the most important attribute to a luchador even if it costs the competitor a match. Now, in other business, I have been in talks with OSWC and we have arrived at a an agreement for a special T.N.E. rules match. This match will only take one minute rather than two minutes to set up. Tables and ladders will always be available for use but they will increase your cheatometer. There are disqualifications but they are pretty leniant. Mostly DQs will occur for something ridiculuous like attempting to kill your opponent. There are no count outs and falls count anywhere. However, you can't go into the crowd because that would raise your cheatometer. The finish options are pinfall, submission, Disqualification, and Referee Stoppage. I will interfere and use any means necessary to stop a competitor from trying to kill the opponent. If you try to kill your opponent I will use physical force to stop you. Now the next match is a T.N.E. rules match. The Don will be the ref and he also answers to OSWC so he will be impartial. I'm ready to fight! D-(4min) Undefeated enters the ring. Downpour: Undefeated told me that his strategy for this match was going to be to put Gonzales on the top rope so as to put Gonzales in a position to use more high risk moves. He also has a new top rope move he wants to debut. The Don begins the match. Gonzales lands an Enzuguri kick. Undefeated stands. Enzuguri kick. Stands. Enzuguri kick misses. Undefeated Hammerlock Drives Gonzales into the corner. Turnbukle smash connects. The surfboard is applied for ten seconds but then Gonzales counters with a legsweep kick. Running half senton connects. The next three connect. But the fifth running half senton misses. Another surfboard is applied for about twenty seconds this time and Undefeated tries to transfer to the Bow and Arrow Lock but Gonzales counters with a legsweep kick. Two handspring moonsaults connect and Gonzales picks Undefeated up from behind. Blindside high knee connects and sends Undefeated to the outside. Gonzales attempts a Plancha Dive but it misses. Undefeated applies the Lucha Bow and Arrow Lock and after about thirty seconds transitions to a camel clutch. Gonzales works his way up to his feet but that puts him into a position for Undefeated to perform the... Double Underhook Bomb through the table... PINFALL... 1...2...Last second kick out! Undefeated tries another Double Underhook Bomb but Gonzales counters with a dropkicksault. Gonzales attempts a Ringside Steps Senton on Undefeated but he misses. Undefeated tries another Double Underhook Bomb but Gonzales counters with a Running Enzguri Kick... PINFALL... 1...KICKOUT! Gonzales climbs to the fourth step on the ladder and attempts a missile dropkick but Undefeated avoids it. Undefeated slingshots Gonzales against the ladder and places Gonzales on the fifth step of the ladder. HIROYUKI BOMB... Downpour: Oh my god! It's the Hiroyuki Bomb! Undefeated stole a trademork move! He violated a trademark! PINFALL... 1...2...3!!!! E(Great Chemistry, Mood down, Undefeated could use something to freshen his character up) Show Rating: E-(The fans want an intensity rating of about 20%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Advance Booking: Undefeated v Keith Jericho-F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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