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Predictions [B]Lads Night Out[/B] Vs. The One Percenters Womens Tournament Herrin Domina Vs. [B]Lulu[/B] BWA Tag Titles match "The Music Man" JW & Peter "The Gentleman" Davis Vs. [B]The Firm (The Outlaw and The Hitman)[/B] [B]Judas Self, Mickey "flash" Reynolds & Steve Smith[/B] Vs. Mike tastic, Panix and The Crystal Pimp Womens Tournament Becky D Vs. [B]"Irish Eyes" Alexa[/B] [B]Astil & Prime[/B] Vs. Robbie brookside & Samoa Joe Dave "The Snake" & George McAllister Vs. [B]The Heroes[/B] Number one contender match Gringo Vs. [B]Steel city destroyer[/B] steel cage, loser leaves the BWA Darren Burridge Vs. [B]Jay Morrison[/B] UK Title [B]Danny Rox [/B]Vs. Jaffa
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[QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;370178]Ladies and gentlemen, thanks to Payne I can now reveal why we're making more on merchandise than admission: [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/Payne666/swag/PhantomFront.jpg[/img][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/Payne666/swag/PhantomBack.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I'd totally buy one... If it wasn't weird that I was wearing the bad guys' merchandise.
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Lads Night Out Vs. The One Percenters Womens Tournament [B]Herrin Domina[/B] Vs. Lulu BWA Tag Titles match "The Music Man" JW & Peter "The Gentleman" Davis Vs. [B]The Firm (The Outlaw and The Hitman)[/B]-that darn norwegion will intafere Judas Self, Mickey "flash" Reynolds & Steve Smith Vs. [B]Mike tastic, Panix and The Crystal Pimp[/B] - DQ Womens Tournament Becky D Vs. [B]"Irish Eyes" Alexa[/B] - i wont take it easy on her this time! Astil & Prime Vs. [B]Robbie brookside & Samoa Joe[/B] Dave "The Snake" & George McAllister Vs. [B]The Heroes[/B] Number one contender match Gringo Vs. [B]Steel city destroyer[/B] - I wont let him lose! steel cage, loser leaves the BWA Darren Burridge Vs. Jay Morrison: [B]draw[/B] UK Title Danny Rox Vs. [B]Jaffa[/B]
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[QUOTE=panix04;372010]got it working yesterday! Should be able to get the diary up in the next day or two. Gotta treat my missus though, 'cos today we have been together 9 years! Plus its valentines day tommorow. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE] Well congrats! And have fun! :D And it is good to hear about the problem being solved also!
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[QUOTE=panix04;372010]got it working yesterday! Should be able to get the diary up in the next day or two. Gotta treat my missus though, 'cos today we have been together 9 years! Plus its valentines day tommorow. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE] Congrats on the 9 years mate, thats quite a number, and i'm sure there will be many more to come. :D
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[QUOTE=panix04;372010]got it working yesterday! Should be able to get the diary up in the next day or two. Gotta treat my missus though, 'cos today we have been together 9 years! Plus its valentines day tommorow. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE] Congrats on the anny. But, hey priorites, bros before...well you know the rest ;)
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I'm afraid this thing is being put on hold until I can sort my issues with my new PC. The lack of internet capability is making it near impossible to do the diary at the moment. Hopefully it won't be too long before i get it up and running. And the break shouldn't take any longer then a couple of weeks (if my internet is still down then im buying a 30ft ethernet cable and running via a wired connection!
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[CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/wrestlingrenaissance.png[/IMG] [B]Live from St Lukes Church Hall, Torquay[/B][/CENTER] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/astil2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Astil is shown backstage working out. The camera pans in and he addresses the fans.[/I] [B]Astil:[/B] For too long now the BWA has been suffering, suffering from our own home grown talent being held down by big stars coming in, yeah I’m talking about you Darren Burridge, you Samoa Joe. Every BWA original paid $4000 just for the privilege of wrestling in the BWA and you guys come in a demand sky high wages? How dare you! When every week I see people like Jaffa, Prime and Panix busting there hump trying to make something of this company and you guys come in like you own the joint, well I ain’t gonna’ tolerate it, I’m putting you out of action and tonight I start with you Samoa Joe and you Robbie Brookside. Watch your back because the daredevil is now an impact player! [B]Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/earlbreese.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/tomlynch.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/with.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/bigdave.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Lads Night Out Vs. The One Percenters[/B] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Its so good to be back here in St Lukes Hall for a bumper show tonight! And we kick off with a terrific match up, the one percenters finally get there chance of retribution on the LNO and this is some punishment Don Phoenix has dished out! [B]Emma:[/B] I wouldn’t wanna be Tom Lynch or Earl Breese right now! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And as Trell and Wallbanger stand waiting in the ring, Lads night out look a little, tentative? [B]Emma:[/B] I don’t know what that means, but you’re probably right. [B]Young Englishman: [/B]Well we are underway here and Tom Lynch locks up with wallbanger, there’s not a lot of difference in stature here, but the intensity gulf is noticeable. Lynch is a competent brawler, but Wallbanger is an animal! [B]Emma:[/B] RAAAAA! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Nice! Lynch manages a quick trip on Wallbanger and scurries to his corner to tag in Earl Breese, again he isn’t a small guy, but ‘Lads night out’ are looking a little overwhelmed here. Wallbanger hasn’t even tagged in Trell yet and seems intent on taking out LNO by his lonesome. [B]Emma:[/B] If you’re not tiring, don’t tag! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] That seems to be the mantra of the former biker! And Breese looks in trouble here! Needs to make a tag, but at the moment he’s grounded and Wallbanger is putting the boot in so to speak! [B]Emma:[/B] Yep, there are footprints all over Earl at the moment. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Wallbanger leans into the ropes ready to drop an elbow on Earl Breese, but Big Dave has clubbed him in the back! Right in front of Jacob Serfling! Serfling calls for the bell and the ‘one percenters’ have won, but they aren’t happy its ended! Trell has grabbed a steel chair and enters the ring, but LNO are hightailing it to the back, they want no part of the one percenters in any environment, let alone one involving weapons! [B]Emma: [/B]This feud isn’t going to end until the percenters get some revenge! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well, Lads Night Out seem to be dodging the bullet on a monthly basis! [B]Winner: The One Percenters Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/beckyd.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/irisheyesalexa2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]A video is shown of the backstage area, Becky D is walking along munching on a nutri-grain bar when she is attacked from behind by Alexa. Alexa starts putting the boot in, but she is put off her assault by somebody yelling “leave her alone you fiend” Alexa runs off and the camera pans around to reveal pants boy! He offers his hand to Becky D, who accepts and he helps pick her up.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/marklucas.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Pants boy: [/B]do you see that? [B]Becky D: [/B]What? [I]Becky D turns to see what Pants Boy is pointing too, but when she turns back he is gone[/I] [B]Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Womens Tournament Herrin Domina Vs. Lulu[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/herrindomina.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/lulu.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] So here we have the second match of the women’s tournament with two rookie competitors making there debut, exciting times! You seen much of these two Emma? [B]Emma: [/B]Not really, I will be scouting them out tonight! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] ahh, scouting for girls. Sounds oddly familiar! On we go then and Herrin Domina is well, erm dominating! [B]Emma:[/B] She is dressed in a dominatrix outfit. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Believe you me, it hadn’t escaped my attention, she’s the kind of girl a man could have kids with. [B]Emma:[/B] I don’t see how that’s relevant. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Its not I was just pointing it out [B]Emma:[/B] perhaps get back to the match? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Sure, why not! And what a match it is, neither woman is backing down, but the advantage has just swung a little in Lulu’s favour as she picks up Herrin and slams her to the canvas! Looks like frau Domina is in a bit of trouble here as Lulu tries for the pinfall, or at least I thought she was going to, Herrin was playing possum! She has a roll-up pin on Lulu and scores a narrow victory. Impressive intelligence shown there! [B]Emma:[/B] Not looking forward to facing either of these! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Wait a minute, who’s this entering the ring, thats George McAllister, what he’s been here five minutes and he’s abusing women, I’m not going to tol….. [B]Emma:[/B] Come back, where are you going? Sorry about that, it would appear that my broadcast partner has a few issues! He’s in the ring and he’s getting into a fist fight with McAllister. It’s a bit unprofessional, but you can’t go around hitting women. [B]Winner: Herrin Domina Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/self2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/simonpeter.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Judas Self and Simon Peter are shown backstage in ceremonial robes. They are in a small room which is darkened. They are sitting inside a circle formed by what looks like salt. There are candles all around they begin to chant fervently [/I] [B]Simon Peter:[/B] Come forward oh holy one and forgive us our sins [B]Judas Self:[/B] Cleanse and purify us, for we know we have failed you! [B]Simon Peter:[/B] We need divine intervention [B]Judas Self: [/B]We request your presence! [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/revenant.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]A strange ghost like figure appears in a hazy mist and speaks[/I] [B]Ghost:[/B] Bring me a sacrifice and you shalt be rewarded with my presence! [B]Rating: E-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]BWA tag title match [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/BWATAG.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/BWATAG.jpg[/IMG] "The Music Man" JW & Peter "The Gentleman" Davis Vs. The Firm (The Outlaw and The Don)[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jw.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/petedavis.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/firm3.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/firm4.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman: [/B]I spoke to JW and Pete earlier and the pair of them are pumped up for this, they want those tag team belts and they want them bad! [B]Emma:[/B] But its not going to be easy, the firm seems to make a habit of getting there own way! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] That they do! In recent weeks they have run rough shot over the roster, will that trend continue here? And what impact will it have being that The Hitman was replaced by Don Phoenix at the last minute? I guess that we will find out as we are underway as Pete Davis locks horns with The Don! And Davis not intimidated as he puts the Phoenix in a headlock, Phoenix though fights back with a few punches and these two look pretty evenly matched! Davis now tagging in JW and the music man continues the assault on the the leader of the firm. Phoenix tiring a little, but he makes the tag and in comes The Outlaw. As we saw during the entrance, the outlaw and Phoenix paraded around the ring with the tag titles like they were greek gods, it makes me sick when I think about how they obtained the belt. Don’t you agree? [B]Emma:[/B] actually I don’t. I think that the firm have proved just how powerful they are with that manoeuvre [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Suck up! Anyway JW and the Don are now toe to toe and JW is schooling Don Phoenix in wrestling, get it? Schooling, he used to be a teacher! [B]Emma:[/B] yeah I get it, but it’s just not funny. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] The teaming of JW and Pete Davis proving a right handful for the current champs, I don’t know that they are going to be keeping those belts for too long here, as JW tags in Pete Davis. [B]Emma:[/B] I think you may have a point! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Wait a minute, I have never seen this move from the outlaw before, that’s a devastating backbreaker on The Gentleman. He rolls him up and that’s all she wrote! That move came out of no-where! And JW checks on his fallen comrade, but they have to know they were close to tasting gold today. I get the feeling we will be seeing more of this team in the future. Wait a second, is that? I think it is, its Eve McQueen! What’s he doing here? [B]Emma:[/B] I think she has come to check on her boyfriend! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Wait a second she is trying to resuscitate Pete Davis! And Davis jumps to his feet and looks mortified, I guess that answers some of the questions on whether this is a reciprocated relationship or not! [B]Winner: The Firm Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/petedavis.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jw.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Pete Davis and The music man are shown backstage in the changing room looking miserable after mssing out on there chance of gold.[/I] [B]JW:[/B] I can’t believe it [B]Peter:[/B] Shocking, isn’t it? [B]JW:[/B] How could something like this happen? [B]Peter:[/B] I was so prepared! [B]JW: [/B]I know you were. [B]Peter:[/B] You see these things happen to other people, you never think they are going to happen to you! [B]JW:[/B] Perhaps you should have seen it coming? [B]Peter:[/B] Believe you me, that’s the last thing I wanted to happen, I would have run a mile if I had seen that. [B]JW:[/B] really? You don’t think you could have stopped it? [B]Peter:[/B] he’s nearly unstoppable! [B]JW:[/B] You wouldn’t have put up a fight? [B]Peter: [/B]Of course I would of, I’m not going to lie there and take it! Trouble is I kind of feel sorry for the guy! [B]JW:[/B] You feel sorry for The Outlaw? The guy who has been helping the firm make this show into a big joke, are you kidding? [B]Peter: [/B]Who mentioned the outlaw? [B]JW:[/B] who were you talking about? [B]Peter:[/B] Eve McQueen of course, I can’t get away from him, he is stalking me! And when he came and tried to plant one on me today I almost cried I was that upset. [B]JW:[/B] Are you sure fella? I thought you two seemed kind of close? [B]Peter:[/B] Oh god no, I felt sorry for him, but to be honest I am just growing tired of it now! [B]Rating: E[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Judas Self, Mickey "flash" Reynolds & Steve Smith Vs. Mike tastic, Panix and The Crystal Pimp[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/self2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/mickeyflash.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/theenforcer.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/miketastic.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/panix-1.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/tcp.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Lots of people with issues in the ring tonight! And I couldn’t pick a winner in this one. [B]Emma:[/B] Me neither Dave, me neither! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] We start of with Panix squaring up with Judas Self, who has been commanded to make a sacrifice for that higher power tonight. Do you think the person he is going to sacrifice is in the ring tonight? [B]Emma:[/B] Maybe by the side of it! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Lets hope not, I have had enough fisticuffs for one day! Panix is displaying some really good wrestling ability out there tonight. Him and Self seem evenly matched though. Self now, with the quick tag and into the fray enters The enforcer! The enforcer been a real driving force behind the firms dominance wouldn’t you say? [B]Emma:[/B] If you like! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And Panix being worked over somewhat by Steve Smith at the moment, he still hasn’t found a way to deal with bigger opponents yet and could do with making a tag. And he does! And it’s TCP! The Crystal Pimp has a few scores to settle here with the firm and he is unleashing on Steve Smith and the crowd are loving it! [B]Emma:[/B] I have never seen so few people make so much noise! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Wait a minute, what’s this? Here come the rest of the firm! The Crystal Pimp is taking a hammering from Steve Smith and the Don, whilst Mickey “flash” has Panix in a full nelson and The Outlaw is working him over. This is brutal Emma! Absolutely brutal! Mike Tastic doesn’t quite no what to do, he is hiding in the front row. There is now way he can make a difference here, it’s purely a numbers game! And it looks like the firm are done with the beat down, Panix and TCP are both lying motionless in the ring and Mike Tastic comes to check they are OK. But Judas Self is still about. He delivers a kick to the gut and has Mike Tastic’s head under his arm ready to deliver the DDT! [I]“THE EGO HAS LANDED” Echoes around the arena (with this few people in attendance everything echoes!) A picture of The Ego appears on the video screen. [/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/theego.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]The Ego:[/B] The Ego has landed! And the BWA will never be the same again! That’s right Torquay, The Ego is loudest, largest most spectacular superstar to have ever been born. Now Mr Self, I’m here to speak to you. You see methinks thou hiteth your head a bit too hard in your match with Simon Peter! You used to be somebody The Ego could relate too, hell you called yourself, SELF! Now that’s Ego all over! But I was sat in Cornwalls trendiest, most exclusive bar last week watching highlights of the show and I saw the snivelling, religious weasel you have become and I had to intervene. You see no matter how many times you try to find a deity to rule over your life, you will always realise there is only one person who controls you and that’s you! Find your Ego and stop being a tool! [I]The clip ends and Self is clearly fuming, he pulls back trying to DDT Mike Tastic, but he has had time to recover and Mike tastic counters with a Russian leg sweep sending Judas Self to the canvas and giving Mike the opportunity to head for the hills.[/I] [B]Winner: Mike tastic, Panix and The Crystal Pimp Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/tcp.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]The camera is on TCP backstage who is throwing stuff around in a fit of rage.[/I] [B]TCP:[/B] Listen here Don Phoenix, ever since you arrived in the BWA you have done your best to make my life and everybody else’s a bloody misery. Well, enough is enough. I won’t tolerate it any longer. You want a war? You have one! Better bring you’re “A game” Don Phoenix, ‘cos I know a fair few people here who are upset about the way they have been treated, only no longer will these people stay divided, no way, now we have a group cause, something to band us together, that cause is taking you down and restoring order to the BWA! Enough of the backstabbing Don Phoenix, what do you say you leave your muscle-bound lackeys behind and prove you’re a man, by facing me one on one inside an Octagon? That’s right Don Phoneix, me and you in a MMA style match, three 5 minute rounds, man on man! You better watch out next month Don Phoenix, ‘cos your going to have to deal with the kings court! And that’s the truth! Ho-Sale! [B]Rating: F+ [/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Womens Tournament Becky D Vs. "Irish Eyes" Alexa[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/beckyd.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/irisheyesalexa2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well, by my estimation this is the 4th time that these two girls have met up, this has been one of the most intense rivalries since the beginning of the women’s division here in the BWA. [B]Emma: [/B]Your right, there’s a lot at stake tonight [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Very good, there is indeed a lot at stake, a potential position at the top of the leader board for the women’s title for starters! [B]Emma:[/B] Not only that, but pride, dignity and a sense of belonging! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] You have been reading Cosmo again haven’t you? We are underway here and both Ladies are fired up! Some nice early exchanges, neither woman gaining a significant advantage. [B]Emma: [/B]Not surprising that these ladies have each other well scouted [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Indeed not, there is almost a certain level of respect between the two of them. [B]Emma:[/B] Well it doesn’t show! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Ouch you’re not wrong, Becky D mixing it up and fighting dirty there with a hair-pull take down, vicious! [B]Emma: [/B]That will hurt Dave! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And so will this, Becky D has mounted Alexa and is pounding away at her. If this were an MMA bout it would have been stopped right there! Becky D is on fire! She hit the ropes and lands a springboard elbow on Alexa! I don’t think Irish Eyes are going to be smiling tonight! [B]Emma:[/B] That’s a good one! Were do you think of this stuff? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I don’t know! But back to the match and Becky has an armbar locked in on Alexa and this looks like it might be the end of the road for the pretty Irish lass! Hang on one cotton picking moment. [B]Emma:[/B] Did you just say cotton picking? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] little bit! But here comes the Steel City Destroyer to help his manager! Although, it looks like he is a fraction too late! Alexa is tapping, she must have endured that armbar for the best part of two minutes, but the pain was too much and she has conceded this match. The Destroyer is stunned, his assistance arriving just too late for his squeeze and Alexa is not best pleased! [B]Winner: Becky D Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/bigdave.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/earlbreese.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/tomlynch.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Lads night out are clearly not phased after losing earlier in the night as they are behind a merchandise stand selling LNO T-shirts. [/I] [B]Tom Lynch: [/B]These things are shifting like hot cakes! [B]Earl Breese:[/B] Which is ironic ‘cos the hotcakes we tried selling last week no-one would touch [B]Big Dave:[/B] maybe we should have hidden the bottle of laxative we put into them instead of leaving it on the stand. [B]Earl Breese:[/B] Yeah, maybe. [B]Big Dave:[/B] Time to scarper lads, it’s the one percenters down there! [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Desperate not to lose the merchandise Tom Lynch starts to collect up tee-shirts hurriedly.[/I] [B]Earl Breese:[/B] There’s no time! [I]Breese and Big Dave take off down the corridor leaving Tom Lynch to face the wrath of the would-be BWA champs. What follows is an ass kicking of the highest degree with Trell and wallbanger venting months of pent up frustration on Tom Lynch. When they are done putting the boot in the camera pans in to the bruised and bloody face of Tom Lynch[/I] [B]Tom Lynch:[/B] They wanna play dirty? we will give them dirty! [B]Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Astil & Prime VS Robbie brookside & Samoa Joe[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/astil2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/cameronbrogden.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/robbiebrookside.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/samoajoe.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And it would appear that the gloves are off now for Astil! They always say if you are going to take someone out go for the biggest guy you can so that you scare off the other people. Well they don’t come much bigger then Samoa Joe. [B]Emma:[/B] You can say that again! [B]Young Englishman: [/B]They don’t come much bigger then Samoa Joe! Sorry. Prime gets us into gear here, but he is at a severe disadvantage against Joe. Ordinarily we would see Prime switch it up with speed and aerial manoeuvres but he is struggling against the strong offence of Samoa Joe. Joe tagging in Robbie Brookside, who, for those of you who don’t know, is a bit of a stalwart in British wrestling and the veteran making experience pay as he wears down Prime a little more, before making the tag to Samoa Joe. And these tactics seem to be working for this team of BWA outsiders. [B]Emma: [/B]It sure is! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] It seems Prime has been somewhat isolated and Astil is dying to get involved and help his partner but the outsiders have cut the ring in half! And Joe now seemingly inventing new suplexe’s as he goes as Prime is being manhandled here. Needs to make a comeback, and this might be it as he lands a dropkick on the big Samoan that sends him down to the canvas. Prime now crawling towards Astil, but Joe is crawling to Robbie Brookside, who will make the vital first tag? It’s Joe and Brookside cuts off Prime before he can get the tag. It really is looking bleak here for the BWA originals as they struggle with this super-experienced team. Prime takes a nasty back body drop from brookside, who picks up Prime and seats him on the top turnbuckle, he mounts the turnbuckle and prepares Prime for the Superplex, but Prime is fighting back, he kicks Brookside from the turnbuckle, Brookside now charges Prime, but it’s a top turnbuckle Primacanrana! Prime has the time now to make the tag and Astil is in the ring! Joe tries to cut him off, but Prime and Astil take him down with a double dropkick that sends him over the top rope. Brookside is still down from the finisher of Prime, Astil hits a springboard moonsault, what a display of athleticism and this one is over! [B]Emma:[/B] I can’t believe they won! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I don’t think they can quite believe it either! [B]Winner: Prime and Astil Rating: E[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/georgemcalister.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]George McAllister makes his way to the ring pending his upcoming debut. He snatches a microphone from a member of the ring crew and rolls underneath the bottom rope.[/I] [B]George McAllister:[/B] So this is Torquay, not what I expected, mind you my total knowledge of the area was based on Faulty Towers! I have to admit I’m a little bit under whelmed, when I left my hometown of Kilmarnock in Scotland, I expected to find a colourful vibrant world, instead I wind up in this cesspool! Oh how rude of me, allow me to introduce myself, I’m George McAllister, future UK champion and prettiest man in the BWA. And in case you English morons hadn’t figured it out, I’m from Scotland! [B]Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Dave "The Snake" & "the pretty boy" george McAllister Vs. The Heroes[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/davehogg.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/georgemcalister.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/chrisfunk.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/marklucas.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well clearly George McAllister thinks a lot of himself, but lets see how well he back it up in his debut match teaming with Dave “The Snake” against former tag team champions the Heroes, bare in mind we saw last month the impassioned Chris Hero explain to pants boy that they were not done in the tag division and they will be looking to prove that here! [B]Emma:[/B] Well it looks like its going to be the c0cky Jock to start us off! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Classic! He looks mean and aggressive in the ring, despite having a very technical style he seems to put so much venom into it, he comes across as a brawler and he is more then matching Chris Funk at the moment. [B]Emma:[/B] That’s not easy against a super-hero! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Although his super power is being funky, I’m not sure how much good that does him in the ring! [B]Emma: [/B]actually… [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well, it looks like the Funker is taking some time out to demonstrate his dancing ability. And that could be a mistake as he is attacked from behind by Dave “the snake”, who is now the legal man. Dave trying to get to grips with Chris, but Chris makes the tag and Pants boy jumps gleefully into the ring to tie up with “the snake”, Dave is getting outgunned here by pants boy though and this is as fired up as I have seen the young star. [B]Emma:[/B] I think he wants those belts back! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Clearly that is the case and Dave is taking a lot of punishment here, needs to make the tag and does and McAllister is back in the ring, this time with Pants Boy. Pants boy is now taking it to McAllister. These two guys are pretty evenly matched. [B]Emma:[/B] similar weights! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Yes indeed, although very different styles as McAllister grounds Pants boy and tries for the leglock, but Pants boy reverses it into a roll up pin and Jacob Serfling makes the count and Pants boy won this out of nothing! [B]Emma:[/B] George McAllister looks shocked! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] There’s no respite in the BWA! You can try and beatdown women all you want, but the bottom line is its getting thing done in the ring that matters! [B]Winner: The Heroes Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/SCD.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/irisheyesalexa2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Steel City Destroyer and Alexa are backstage in a doctors office. The doctor has just finished putting Alexa’s arm in a sling[/I] [B]Destroyer:[/B] What do you mean you’re not going to be there tonight? [B]Alexa:[/B] You have eyes! Can’t you see my arm is in a sling? [B]Destroyer:[/B] What about moral support? [B]Alexa:[/B] because I got so much moral support from you in my match earlier, come to think of it, its your fault I cant help you out tonight, if you had have helped me out earlier this might not have been an issue! [B]Destroyer:[/B] Fine, be like that, I will win the match by myself! Winning the UK title is my destiny! [B]Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Number one contender match Gringo Vs. Steel city destroyer[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/gringo.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/SCD.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Its bizarre to think that these two were the BWA tag champions just last week! [B]Emma:[/B] And now they have to fight [B]Young Englishman: [/B]I think it’s less a case of have to, and more a case of want to! This match comes by way of a reward for them winning the tag belts for the firm! And I think that Gringo has the upper hand in this bout due to the fact his regular manager Justin Short is with him at ringside, remember a client of Justin Short’s has never lost a match in the BWA. A record we are constantly reminded of. We are underway here and its an explosive start with The Destroyer going after Gringo in an aggressive manner. [B]Emma:[/B] Despite there teaming last week, there’s clearly no love lost there! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] No love lost, but perhaps a bit of blood lost. A thunderous kick by The Destroyer has busted Gringo open like a watermelon! [B]Emma: [/B]That’s looks nasty! [B]Young Englishman: [/B]By the looks of things that has only incensed him! He’s fighting back with great tenacity! And he’s just hit a spine buster on The Destroyer! Destroyer now making a comeback though and this match is back and forth like a yo-yo! [B]Emma: [/B]Surely a yo-yo goes up and down? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Don’t bother me with semantics [B]Emma: [/B]Don’t swear in front of the audience! [B]Young Englishman: [/B]Can I get back to the match? [B]Emma: [/B]I wish you would! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] It looks like Justin Short is respectfully staying out of this match tonight, he has had several opportunity’s to get involved and has thus far refrained. He realises that Gringo wants to get this done on his own merit. And he has a real chance of doing that now, that’s the Gringo drop! [B]Emma:[/B] I think that may have done it! [B]Young Englishman: [/B]Gringo tries for the role up pin, wait a minute JW made his way to ringside and rolled them over! And Steel City Destroyer now has the pin attempt, he has a handful of Gringo’s trousers and his legs on the rope and it’s enough to secure the win! And SCD is on his way to next months event with a shot at the UK title, instilling Justin Shorts first ever loss along the way. JW slides in the ring now and is yelling abuse at Gringo [B]Emma:[/B] Big mistake! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And so it is, Steel City Destroyer lands the Sheffield Slam on JW and that’s some gratitude for ya. [B]Emma:[/B] That’s nothing compared to what Gringo’s going to do to him! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] You’re right I wouldn’t want to be JW right now! [B]Winner: Steel City Destroyer Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/olly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]The one percenters are shown storming around backstage, clearly not satisfied with beating the daylights out of Tom Lynch they are clearly looking for another target! The unfortunate victim happens to be Olly Vixen! Trell grabs her by her hair and hoists her onto his shoulder. They then make there way to the parking bay were they get onto there motorcycles and speed off, with Olly Vixen on the back of there bike![/I] [B]Rating:F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]steel cage, loser leaves the BWA Darren Burridge Vs. Jay Morrison[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/darrenburridge-1.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jaymorrison.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And so after the sham that occurred last week they have locked these two guys in a cage and the only way they can save there career is to be the first to escape! Who is staying on the roster? Jay Morrison is already inside the structure as Burridge makes his way to the ring wearing a sportlike hoody, which he takes off and places in the corner of the cage. We are ready to go here and remember the only way to win this match is by climbing out of the cage and onto the floor below! There have been some memorable bouts in a cage in wrestling’s history but this is a first in the BWA. [B]Emma:[/B] These two are going to rip each other apart in there! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Not to sound overly blood-thirsty, but I sure hope so! They are staring each other down now, just waiting for the bell, it sounds, and they are off. Both man start with an early round of fisticuffs and the Jay-man is seemingly getting the better of Burridge here! [B]Emma:[/B] I never thought I’d see the day… [B]Young Englishman: [/B]Everyone on the roster has progressed at a rate of knots in the last 6 month and Morrison is no exception as he clobbers Burridge with a strong forearm. Morrison in the drivers seat at the moment and showing his dominance with an impressive military press on the Pukka one. He might not be large, but he’s incredibly strong. [B]Emma:[/B] He doesn’t want to take Burridge for granted though. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Fair point, this guy has a wealth of experience and is considered one of the most dangerous fighters in the country! As you can see as that scoop-slam, legdrop combo has Morrison reeling! [B]Emma: [/B]That was like lightning! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] It sure was and here comes the thunder! As Burridge is using his environment to his advantage. Utilising the cold steel to inflict pain on Morrison. Morrison isn’t just going to roll over in this one though as he breaks free and charges at “the pukka one”, but he has it scouted and uses the flapjack-like manoeuvre to send Morrison crashing head first into the cage! And I think that knocked him out cold. Burridge may have a chance of the win here. Wait a second, who’s this? [B]Emma:[/B] It looks like Astil! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] It is! Astil has scaled the top of the cage and he has Burridge in his sights. Astil leaps into the air with a moonsault, but Burridge has noticed him and dives out of the way. Astil’s move has hit Morrison instead! Astil isn’t getting up after that one and neither is Jay Morrison. That damn near killed him! And Darren Burridge climbs slowly to the top of the cage and drops to the floor to secure his place in the company. And amazingly Jay Morrison has lost not only the match but his jib as well. [B]Winner: Darren Burridge Rating: E+[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jaymorrison.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Jay Morrison is shown backstage following his defeat he is teary eyed and emotional.[/I] [B]Jay Morrison:[/B] I still can’t really believe what happened tonight. I was so ready to take on Darren. I felt for sure I was gonna win, you know? But that’s life sometimes. It’s just hard to take that 7 months ago I was lifting the UK title and now I’m out of a job. It doesn’t seem fair in a way. I just want to say now it’s all over that although I gave all you fans a hard time, it was just banter man, I love you guys! You made every day feel like Christmas for me. And Astil, listen bro, we are cool, I know you were trying to help me out man and it backfired. But it was destiny. Who knows maybe 2, 3 years down the line, if I get a call from BWA management I will be back, never say never eh? But I made a vow and I gotta stick to it. This kinda sucks you know? [B]Rating: E-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/mainevent.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]UK Title match [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/uktitle-1.jpg[/IMG] Danny Rox Vs. Jaffa[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/dannysinger.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/JAFCHAMP.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] As we have just seen an emotional Jay Morrison saying his goodbyes to the company and all that kind of overshadows what we have coming up next doesn’t it? [B]Emma:[/B] It’s sad, no doubt! But this match just might leave you with a slightly better taste in your mouth [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Make no mistake, its going to be intense. Jaffa on an incredible winning streak, but Danny Rox had heaps of momentum too! Where’s the smart money on this one? [B]Emma:[/B] I think it’s going to be Jaffa, although Rox might sneak it. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] So you don’t have a clue [B]Emma:[/B] If you want to label it then no. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I guess we will find out as the two men feel each other out in the early running. A few cruiserweight-style reversals there by Jaffa. But no real jaw dropping offence as yet. Jaffa now wants the test of strength and the two man lock hands. Ouch, Danny Rox ends the technical battle with a stiff kick to the midsection and Jaffa looks unhappy! [B]Emma:[/B] Not sure how smart it is getting him all riled up like that! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] apparently not very smart as Jaffa is running on pure rage just at the moment. He’s hammering away at Rox with big punches and do you think that Rox has taken Jaffa out of his regular strategy here? [B]Emma: [/B]It would appear so! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I thought so too. Jaffa is usually very calculating and methodical in the ring, but he looks a lot more aggressive and less thoughtful today. And Rox is using that to his advantage and actually out-wrestling Jaffa! [B]Emma:[/B] I’m stunned, after the manner in which Jaffa defeated Samoa Joe! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Me too, I think it speaks volumes for Danny Rox, who is really knocking Jaffa out of his stride here and he is getting increasingly frustrated. Danny Irish whips Jaffa to the corner. And he has Jaffa’s head between his legs now. He lifts him up and I think he is going to try and powerbomb him, if he hits this, its game over. But Jaffa is fighting back with punches to the head. He slips out and BAM DDT’s Rox. Jaffa picks up the legs of Rox and locks in the Jaffarack! And Rox is in a world of pain here! Still though he refuses to tap! There’s no chance of him making it to the ropes. But Rox simply won’t tap! Jaffa now frustrated and he’s screaming and banging his hands trying to get Rox to tap! And eventually Rox does tap, but how long did he endure that modified figure four? Great spirit shown by Rox and Jaffa was fortunate here. He glances across to Rox and gives him a nod of approval. Jaffa has seen what a tough competitor Rox is and I don’t think we have seen the last of him! [B]Winner: Jaffa Rating: F+[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/eventanalysis.jpg[/IMG] [B]Rating: F+ Attendance: 5[/B] This show should have made us more popular. Unfortunately the tag title match had to be changed at the very last minute thanks to The Hitman! Tut tut, travel issues indeed! I really had hoped for better from Gringo Vs. The Destroyer and for Jaffa Vs. Danny Rox, perhaps they need just a few more months before we can fly solo without the outside help.
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