Destined to Fail?

[Mr T Jobs To Me]

Predictions: Hardcore Tag title match R and B's Vs. The One percenters Vs. [B]Lads Night out[/B] [I]I'm predicting myself to pin panix... If only to incur his wrath.[/I] Round1 Tournament match's [B]Gringo[/B] Vs. Dave "The Snake" [I]Snakes are soooo 80's.[/I] [B]"The Music Man" JW[/B] Vs. "The Gentleman" Peter Davis [I]Instrument shot for the W.[/I] "The Hitman" Stevan Green Vs. [B]The Outlaw[/B] [I]I predict Captain Fillibuster to stall this match to within 1 minute of the time limit, then come out of nowhere with a vicious lariat for the win.[/I] Mickey "Flash" Reynolds Vs. [B]Jay Morrison[/B] [I]"Flash" is one of those nicknames that usually is reserved for a jobber. Plus I know a Mike Reynolds and he is a jobber.[/I] Number one contender match Self Vs. [B]Pants Boy[/B] Vs. Prime Vs. Simon Peter [I]I must go for the guy with the craziest gimmick.[/I]

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[CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/getmessy.jpg[/IMG] [B]Live from St Lukes Church Hall, Torquay[/B][/CENTER] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/panix.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jaffa.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/dawn.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]A video clip is show on the projector by the side of the ring. It shows Panix, Jaffa and Dawn in a changing room. Jaffa is warming up, whilst Panix talks to Dawn[/I] [B]Panix:[/B] Listen hun, I know how you feel, but that ain’t no place for a lady tonight. [B]Dawn:[/B] But LNO are going to have big Dave in their corner, you are going to be outnumbered. [B]Jaffa:[/B] Don’t worry about that, we have a plan to even the odds! [B]Rating:E[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]The Outlaw Vs “the Hitman” Stevan Green[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/outlaw.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/stevangreen.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] This isn’t going to be a pretty match by any means, both of these men with a smash mouth approach. [B]Emma:[/B] Come on the outlaw is about 100 or whatever. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] The Hitman certainly has an athletic advantage, but don’t discount how much of an impact the experience that the outlaw possesses can have on this match up. [B]Emma:[/B] I’ll try not too. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And they are underway. They exchange a few holds but Green sends the outlaw to the canvas with a dropkick. The outlaw is back on his feet quickly though and clenches the Hitman in a headlock. The hold doesn’t last for too long though, nice counter by Greeny with the elbows to the stomach. He does have that ability to counter. [B]Emma:[/B] They don’t call him The Hitman for nothing! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Why do they call him it? [B]Emma:[/B] ‘cos its his name you divvy! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Of course it is! Wow, huge hip toss, followed up by a leg drop by the Outlaw, that was an amazing move. [B]Emma:[/B] It was impressive. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Only earns him a two count though. Stevan Green seems like he’s a tough cookie to crack and speaking of Crack, have you ever seen either of these men smile Emma? [B]Emma:[/B] They are hardcore dude’s that’s for sure. I heard that the outlaw smiled once and a bank clerk handed him over a big wad of notes out of fear! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Ouch-kabbible! Greeny tried a suplex of some kind there but was powerfully countered by a DDT and I think that Outlaw might have just sewn this one up. [B]Emma:[/B] Yep that’s all she wrote Dave and we have our 4th Semi finalist right there! [B]Winner: The Outlaw Rating F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [B][CENTER]Peter "The Gentleman" Davis Vs. "The Music Man" JW[/CENTER][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/petedavis.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jw.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] yet another mouth watering tie on offer here as two close friend go one on one and as they start the match you can tell there is mutual respect there as the shake hands. In this day and age it’s nice to see that isn’t it? [B]Emma:[/B] No [B]Young Englishman:[/B] fair enough, its back down to business now though as the two men tie up and The gentleman takes an early advantage throwing JW to the canvas, but the music man swiftly counters with a leg-lock take down. I didn’t think we would see such a technical start to this one! [B]Emma:[/B] Someone will lose their temper in a minute and it will all kick off. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Looks like your right Emma, Davis just slapped the taste out of JW’s mouth, and he retaliates with a flurry of punches. This is really getting messy! [B]Emma:[/B] he will be off solid foods for a week after that last blow! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Sounds familiar! Back to the action now as the gentleman ducks beneath the legs of JW and takes him down to the canvas, no, JW has reversed it, it’s a roll up pin, will he make the 3 count? He does! Remarkably this one is over! A shock win for the music man scoring the pinfall over his long term friend. [B]Emma:[/B] Looks like they are staring each other down here! [B]Young Englishman: [/B]It could turn nasty here! No, its OK they have shaken hands, clearly a great mutual respect between these too as “the music man” JW goes through! [B]Winner: "The Music Man" JW Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/gringo.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]An angry looking Gringo makes his way to the ring carrying a pogo stick. He slides a chair under the bottom rope and follows it in microphone in hand. He sets up the chair and addresses the few fans in the audience. [/I] [B]Gringo:[/B] ahhh Torquay, what a dump! Even the local tramps moved to Exeter! And what about my opponent tonight? Dave “the snake”? Whats this guy all about? he thinks he’s hardcore ‘cos he got a bunch of tatoo’s? Oh yeah, your well ‘ard! Let the Gringo tell you this. You can sit there watching action movies all day, you can pick your nose, you can take your top off and flex your muscles, but at the end of the day, THE END OF THE DAY, there’s only going to be one UK champion being crowned tonight and his name ends in O! [B]Rating: F+[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Dave "The Snake" vs. Gringo[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/davehogg.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/gringo.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Two evenly matched opponent in this first round match up then. [B]Emma: [/B]Nah, ya think? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Who’s your money on? [B]Emma:[/B] Who care’s there both losers! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] OK, They kick of things with an exchange of punches [B]Emma:[/B] yippee! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] So do you think either of these men can go on and claim the title tonight? [B]Emma:[/B] They’ll be lucky to make it through this match! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well one of them has to qualify from this match! [B]Emma:[/B] Whatever! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Nice Russian leg sweep there by Gringo, but he’s not following up, he’s sending a little verbal abuse to the fans! [B]Emma:[/B] They deserve it! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Will it cost him though, roll up pin by Dave the snake, ewww, just missed the three count. But what’s this? Dave makes his way to the top rope. He’s not going to try for the D-Bomb is he? Oh he is! He sails through the air derriere first! [B]Emma:[/B] Kablam, nobody home! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Did you just say Kablam? [B]Emma:[/B] Yeah, what of it? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Never mind! Dave stumbles to his feet, but it looks like Gringo is ready to pounce. Yes he is it’s the Gringo drop! [B]Emma:[/B] I think that’s it! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Yes it is, Gringo advances and Dave “the snake” looks like he could use a couple of pints to pick himself up! [B]Winner: Gringo Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jaymorrison.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/justinchortie.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Jay Morrison saunters down to the ring with his manager Justin Short by his side. He slides under the ring rope whilst Justin climbs between the ropes in a dignified manner. The two are clearly here to have a “chat” with the audience[/I] [B]Jay Morrison:[/B] Welcome to the Jay Morrison show! [B]Justin Short:[/B] And here’s your host, the king of pain, the master of submission, the man who flys through the air with the grace of a dove! The undefeated and soon to be UK champion, the one, the only……Jay Morrison! [I]The crowd boo loudly[/I] [B]Jay Morrison:[/B] Boo all you like. ‘cos whether you morons like it or not there’s going to be a new champino tonight and it’s going to be the J-Man! [B]Justin Short:[/B] That’s right Torquay, do not adjust your sets, stay in your seats, sit back and relax and let the Jay-Mizzler show you ladies what a real man looks like! [I]Jay Morrison poses for the audience amid a chorus of boo’s and jeers.[/I] [B]Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [B][CENTER]Jay Morrison with Justin Short Vs. Mickey "Flash" Reynolds[/CENTER][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jaymorrison.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/with.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/justinchortie.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/mickeyflash.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Another qualifying match for tonights main event and its going to be Mickey “flash” taking on Jay Morrison and as you heard earlier Jay Morrison thinks a lot of his chances of walking out the inaugural champ tonight! [B]Emma:[/B] c ocky sod! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Indeed, but the “turbinator” shouldn’t be underestimated, he’s been know to go to great lengths to pick up the win. [B]Emma:[/B] This is his first match! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I know I’m just trying to sound professional! Mickey locks up Jay in a collar and arm tie-up, but Jay counters and swings him into the rope, but mickey bounces back and knocks him to the ground with the shoulderblock. Impressive strength by Reynolds there. He goes to work on Jay and tries Irish whipping him into the ropes. Morrison reverses it though and as Mick hits the ropes he is pummelled in the back by “the smartest man alive” Justin Short. [B]Emma:[/B] That’s showing some smarts there. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] It is indeed and it gives Jay a chance to have his way in this match. [B]Emma:[/B] It goes to show what a difference having a manager at ring-side make’s I’m surprised that Panix has told dawn to stay backstage for there bout. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] That’s true, she wanted to go, but I think Panix realises that that environment is no place for a lady. [B]Emma:[/B] She ain’t no lady! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Morrison was really dominating this bout, but Mickey seems to have fought his way back after a cruel low blow! [B]Emma:[/B] Turban power! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] just one second, what’s going on here? It seems that Justin Short is having a lengthy debate with senior referee Jacob Serfling. Uh oh it doesn’t look good for Mickey “flash” here, I think he is about to get out-cheated. [B]Emma:[/B] Yep when its baking tray vs. skull there’s only one winner! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] who’s that? [B]Emma:[/B] The people in the audience! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And that’s all she wrote looks like that baking tray shot was enough to say goodnight for Mickey Flash, Jay Morrison advances! [B]Winner: Jay Morrison Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [I]The projector screen at ringside plays a mysterious video. There are lots of flashing images of impressive moves being peformed, but you can’t see who is doing them. The screen then flashes with the words “Prepare to be destroyed!”[/I] [B]Rating: E-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Gringo Vs. “The Music Man” JW[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/gringo.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jw.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And here we have the first of our two semi finals tonight, Gringo versus the music man and what sort of a toll do you think the fact that these two people have already competed here tonight is going to take? [B]Emma:[/B] A big one? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Astute and wordy! Love it! JW puts his Tuba in the corner and the match gets underway. You have to wonder if the pogo stick that Gringo bought to the ring or the Tuba will effect this match. [B]Emma:[/B] I doubt they bring them down to the ring to look pretty Dave! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Fair point! It’s been a tentative start neither man willing to over commit early on. Each man trying to feel the other out. [B]Emma:[/B] EEEWWWw gross! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] you are so classy! Gringo gets a quick pinfall attempt there, he doesn’t appear to be happy with the referee’s count though, he is remonstrating with the ref and that could be unwise as JW has risen to his feet, oops, think Gringo had it scouted a low blow in front of the referee, but the ref didn’t even see it! [B]Emma:[/B] He isn’t as dumb as he looks! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I don’t think it would be possible for anybody to be as dumb as he looks! The action continues here and Gringo has Irish whipped JW into Jacob Serfling and it looks like the lights are out at the referee inn! [B]Emma:[/B] Things are about to get interesting. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I think you may be right there! Looks like Gringo has gone for that pogo stick by the side of the ring, ouch! He brings that down hard on the leg of JW and that had to hurt! And again, BANG! I don’t think he’s going to recover from that, he lifts the stick over his head once more and brings it down, but wait a minute, The referee saw it. He’s ringing for the bell. I think JW has won this! [B]Emma:[/B] I don’t think that’s the end of the pain for JW though, here comes Justin Short! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] It looks like short is here to help out Gringo with a bit of retribution! He has a baking tray in his hand! By the way does anyone think a baking tray is an odd choice of weapon? [B]Emma:[/B] No more so then a pogo stick or a tuba! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Fair point, either way, I think that the music man is going to struggle in the final after that beating! [B]Winner: "The Music Man" JW Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Jay Morrison with Justin Short Vs. The Outlaw[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jaymorrison.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/with.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/justinchortie.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/outlaw.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well following the beating poor JW just took you have to think that the winner of this bout is a dead cert for the title! [B]Emma:[/B] Maybe so, but don’t write of JW just yet. Anything can happe….wait can I get done for copy write infringement if I say that? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] doubtful [B]Emma:[/B] The moments gone now. The match is underway [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Hey, that’s my line! [B]Emma:[/B] You always get the good commentary! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Straight off the bat the Outlaw is keen to make in impact. He knows that Jay Morrison has an energy advantage, but if he can cause Morrison an injury he may be able to rap this one up. Smart strategy there! [B]Emma:[/B] Maybe he should work on a body part rather then just punching him though. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I think he has picked a body part, the head! I have to admit for the opening 5 minutes the outlaw has had his way with Morrison and just to prove my point he has just taken Morrison out with a thunderous clothesline. Morrison is on dream street here. I don’t think he has a clue where he’s at. [B]Emma:[/B] He’s about to find out! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] It would appear so as The Outlaw has just hit the “Big Shot” On Jay Morrison. Surely this will put away the youngster? Wait a minute, where is the referee? [B]Emma:[/B] He’s outside look! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] The Outlaw looks bemused! Jacob Serfling was too busy trying to eject Justin Short from the arena and missed the pinfall. The Outlaw is hurling abuse at the referee, but perhaps he wants to pay more attention! Morrison is stalking him with that Damn baking tray and “bam” another cookie shot and possibly another win? [B]Emma:[/B] looks like! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Indeed it is, Jacob Serfling make’s it back into the ring just in time to make the count and Morrison advances to the final, thanks again largely to “the smartest man alive” Justin Short! [B]Winner: Jay Morrison Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/petedavis.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Pete "The Gentleman" Davis has changed out of his ring attire and into a very tight fighting lounge suit. He enters the ring, walks to the front and flirts a little with a lady in the audience. He then picks up his microphone.[/I] [B]Pete:[/B] Hello Torquay! [I]There is no response[/I] [B]Pete:[/B] I said hello Torquay! [I]This time a few people mumble hello[/I] [B]Pete:[/B] There we go! A bit of panto for you. I know I’m not booked for another appearance tonight, but I just wanted to come out here and say my piece. What Gringo and Short have just done in this ring is un-excusable. I know pro-wrestling is about taking your body to the limit, but they could have caused JW some very real long term damage and for what? A belt? Well I got news for you Jay Morrison, you think its cool to send your lackey down to the ring and attack an opponent? Well you didn’t attack a man who is going to roll over and die. All you have done is made “the music man” mad, that’s right Morrison, its time to pay the piper! [B]Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Pants Boy Vs. Prime Vs. Self Vs. Simon Peter[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/marklucas.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/cameronbrogden.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/self.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/simonpeter.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] What a stonking event we have up next Emma, are you looking forward to this one? [B]Emma:[/B] I am actually, I think that Self is cute! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] To quote you, “Whatever!” So who do you fancy in this one? [B]Emma:[/B] I just told you Self! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Not really what I was getting at, I have an inkling we might see Simon Peter pick up the win here, he is one intense dude! [B]Emma:[/B] You so, Can’t pull of dude! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I really can’t, can I? Anyway, the match is under way now and it seems like Prime and Self have both gone after Simon! [B]Emma:[/B] That’s smart work teaming up like that! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Indeed! I’m not quite sure what Pants boy is doing though. He’s just stood on the turnbuckle cheering to the fans. He genuinely seems oblivious to the fact that a match is going on! [B]Emma:[/B] That guy is retarded, I hope he falls on his ass! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] hmmm…..quite. I see the pact between Self and Prime didn’t last long they seem to have incapped Simon Peter and are going after each other. [B]Emma:[/B] See Self don’t need no help! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] That’s a powerful backbreaker by Prime, self looks in a lot of pain here. [B]Emma:[/B] Don’t forget that idiot boy, is still in the corner! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I don’t think he realises you have to make a pinfall to win. Speaking of which we may have one on the horizon! Simon Peter has come too and spotted Pants boy celebrating in the corner! He’s grabbed him from behind and “BAM!” it’s a crucifix power bomb, surely it’s good night pants boy? [B]Emma:[/B] wait just a second; Self has just got a roll up pin on Prime! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Jacob Serfling, is making the count, but for whom? [B]Emma:[/B] I hope its Self. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] This is unprecedented he is lifting the hands of both competitors. I don’t think Simon likes that too much he is going to town on poor Self. But wait a minute. Pants boy is back on his feet! And “BAM” A double axe handle to the back of Simon Peter! [B]Emma:[/B] oops, I think he just made him angry. Run pants boy, run! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] A super hero doesn’t run Emma a super Hero….. [B]Emma:[/B] gets flattened? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] erm, It would appear so. Hopefully We can get clarification on the situation involving the number one contendership! In all my years in wrestling I have never seen anything like this [B]Emma:[/B] This is your first wrestling event! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Oh yeah, I forgot! [B]Winners: Self & Simon Peter Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/bigdave.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/earlbreese.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/tomlynch.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Lads Night out stumble to the ring and clamber into it. They stand in the ring all helping each other to remain upright and burst into a chorus of Andy Williams’ “Your just to good to be true” once they have finished they address the audience.[/I] [B]Earl Breese:[/B] Torquay, is the worst City in the world! [I]The crowd boo[/I] [B]Tom Lynch:[/B] Steady on, steady on, it ain’t a cwity, it doesn’t have a cafeederel! [B]Big Dave:[/B] But it does have 3 subways! That’s a lot of sandwhich’s no wonder everyone in this place is so fat! [B]Earl Breese:[/B] Like your mom? [I]With that a scuffle breaks out between Dave and Earl, which ends with the two men falling around the ring laughing.[/I] [B]Rating: E[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Lads Night Out Vs. R and B’s Vs. The One Percenters[/B] [B]For the[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/tagtitle.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/tagtitle.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/earlbreese.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/tomlynch.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/with.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/bigdave.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jaffa.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/panix.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Woo hoo, have I ever been looking forward to this one! It’s a real clash of the giants. More six footers then a standard NBA match here! [B]Emma:[/B] It’s R and B’s I feel sorry for, that team is literally dwarfed in this match up. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] That’s as maybe, but those boys have got tremendous heart and you should never rule out anybody with heart! Well the match is underway. And perhaps no suprises here, but Big Dave, the LNO manager, is wondering in a very drunkard state around the audience! Hang on one second are Jaffa and Panix high tailing it? They have disappeared behind the stage? [B]Emma:[/B] I may not like them douche bags but I wouldn’t have put them down as bottlers! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And speaking of “bottlers” that’s exactly what just happened a very savvy move by big Dave there, looks like he stole a glass bottle from a member of the audience and introduced it to Trell’s skull. Things are really turning ugly here! [B]Emma:[/B] Things are always ugly when Earl Breese is in the ring! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] With Big Dave in LNO’s corner this match is almost two versus two versus three! [B]Emma:[/B] Maybe so, but it looks like Panix and Jaffa have an equaliser! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Don’t they just! They have cricket bats! How very English of them! And speaking of which I think that LNO have just hit for six! [B]Emma:[/B] Enough with the cricket references, nobody gets them! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Looks like they aren’t quite done with the assault yet. What’s Panix got in his pocket? It looks like, it is a cricket ball! Whats he going to do with that? [B]Emma:[/B] What do you think he’s going to do with that? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] There’s your answer! I don’t think that Trell will be getting up in a hurry after that second blow to the head, poor fella first a glass bottle, now a cricket ball! [B]Emma:[/B] If my counting’s good it’s down to a 2 on 1 in this match. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Your counting is good and it’s not a good day to be a wallbanger! 2 on 1 and your opponents have cricket bats! There’s one man either side now, they pull back ready to strike and, what? oh my god, Wallbanger ducked it! And Panix has taken out Jaffa! [B]Emma:[/B] I think the tide has turned, argghhh! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] What was that? [B]Emma:[/B] Pirate impression! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] oh, wait a minute there is Wallbanger with a nasty looking scoop slam. Panix looks down and out. A pinfall would do it here, but wallbanger ain’t done with him yet. He picks him up and “bam” it’s the “Banger-smash”! Surely it’s a formality now. [B]Emma:[/B] Perhaps not! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Wait a minute, is that another glass bottle? I can’t believe it, Big Dave has just put Wallbanger out for the count. He’s dragging over Tom Lynch and LNO are going to steel it. One, two, three – it’s over! LNO are our tag team champions, with just a little help from that man, Big Dave! [B]Winners: Lads Night Out Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/mainevent.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Jay Morrison Vs. “The Music Man” JW[/B] [B]For The[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/uktitle.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jaymorrison.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jw.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And it boils down to this JW Versus Jay Morrison for the BWA UK championship and it doesn’t look good for JW does it? [B]Emma:[/B] I’m afraid not, he’s got plenty of heart, but I don’t think it will be enough. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Making there way to the ring JW left his tuba behind and seemed to be hobbling after several shots to the leg. Lets see if Morrison capitalises. Ouch, straight from the off The Jay-man goes for the leg of JW and The “Music Man” looks like he might be in trouble here. [B]Emma:[/B] I think you’re right, if he can’t keep Morrison away from that injured leg its going to be a short night of work! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Not often we agree! Morrison stopped and did a bit of taunting aimed at the crowd then and that might be a mistake. You don’t want to underestimate a guy like JW, ‘cos he’s a big guy and once he’s on a vertical base he can hurt you! Ouch, as emphasized there with a beautifully executed sidewalk slam and that one hurt make no mistake. [B]Emma:[/B] Morrison has to be careful here. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] JW is now stomping on Morrison, but you can tell he’s even finding that quite painful. He has Morrison by the hair now and drags him to his feet and unleashes a vicious head butt on the self proclaimed legend and surprisingly, JW has the upper hand in this match. [B]Emma:[/B] I think the size difference is evident! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I can’t believe this, that damn Justin Short is back on the ring apron distracting the ref again, has he not done enough damage tonight? Surely Serfling won’t buy that old chestnut again will he? Wow, it doesn’t matter! JW has dragged Short over the side of the ring! And payback could be a bitch here for Justin Short. Oops, I spoke too soon! A nasty martial arts style kick to the leg of JW sends him down to the canvas. [B]Emma:[/B] That was, like brutal and stuff! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And so is this Emma, so is this! Morrison has a figure four leg-lock on JW and with the beating he has taken I don’t know if JW can weather this storm. [B]Emma:[/B] Don’t be so sure! It looks like JW is turning it around! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] If he succeeds in doing then it reverses the pressure and he has done just that! Now, Will Jay Morrison tap? Oh dear, here we go again! Justin Short is again distracting the referee and Morrison is tapping out! Turn around ref, turn around! What? Who is that coming to the ring? Is that? Surely that’s not? [B]Emma:[/B] It is, its Gringo [B]Young Englishman:[/B] What does he want? He got beaten fair and square. [B]Emma:[/B] That’s what he wants! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] He has rolled them over, the pressure is back on The Music Man. Oh and quelle surprise, Justin Short’s issue with the referee is no longer bothering him! Jacob Serfling turns around and JW has tapped out, he has tapped out! We have the first ever BWA UK champ and its Jay Morrison! By hook or by crook he has got the job done. [B]Emma:[/B] He’s so handsome! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I don’t know about that, but he has the gold and judging by the scenes in the ring he has a valuable ally in Gringo too. He is actually lifting Morrison’s arm in victory! What an unbelievable main event. But there are so many questions left un-answered. Why did Gringo help Morrison? Who is the number one contender? [B]Emma:[/B] Is Morrison single? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Thank you for coming tonight ladies and gentlemen, please come back next month to see out next show! [B]Winner: Jay Morrison Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/eventanalysis.jpg[/IMG] [B]Rating: F-[/B] [B]Attendance: 8[/B] Tom Lynch was over-used on the card. Not the most succesful of starts! But we all knew it wasn't going to be an easy ride! Expect to see a couple of "guest stars" in the following couple of months, just to help our existing roster develop.

[theoutlaw321]

Hey panix04, I just modkilled you in the Mafia thread. lol It was the pink bow tie wasn't it?:D

[Phantom Stranger]

Bah, you can't overuse the lynchpin of the LNO! And interesting booking. I can't say I expected any of that, but I enjoyed reading all of it. ...The One Percenters are going to slaughter us.

[Self]

Great stuff dude. Totally entertaining for the 8 in attendance :) P.S. Chicks dig pink shirts.

[G-Prime]

Man... I lost... *Cries*

[panix04]

[B]The BWA prediction league table:[/B] Mr T Jobs to me - 5 Outlaw - 4 Astil - 4 Apupunchau@optonline - 4 shadowedflames - 4 Phantom Stranger - 3 Sprinklefurball - 3 Danny Demon - 3 Bolton - 3 Chris Caulfield - 3 Jonny CKY - 3 G-Prime - 2 Wallbanger - 2 rdSinclair - 2 Tristram - 2 Self - 1 Trell - 1

[sprinklefurball]

As far as guest stars go, are you using Cornellverse, or Real World? You're gonna pay for that kick to the head, music man.. I led my client, Jay Morrison, to the UK title and he will be defending it if he has to, and will not be losing it anytime soon, when he's got the Smartest Man Alive, Justin Short with him.

[jonny_CKY]

I cant wait for next show, will be good to see who is in the hype vid lol.

[Irish Wolf]

Morrison has two number one contenders now so he'd better be able to fight twice as hard.

[theoutlaw321]

[QUOTE=sprinklefurball;336907]As far as guest stars go, are you using Cornellverse, or Real World? You're gonna pay for that kick to the head, music man.. I led my client, Jay Morrison, to the UK title and he will be defending it if he has to, and will not be losing it anytime soon, when he's got the Smartest Man Alive, Justin Short with him.[/QUOTE] Hmm? Paybacks are hell. I've learned a few tricks in my 100 years in the sport. :D

[Tyler Gadzinski]

Great show too bad only 8 people were there to witness it. Plan on reading and predicting for the next show! By the way I got money on The One Percenters winning the tag titles.

[SHaynes23]

Good stuff here man. Hope you can stay afloat and keep this thing running for as long as possible.

[G-Prime]

You know you have issues when: You have more people on your roster than in your crowd.

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=G-Prime;337199]You know you have issues when: You have more people on your roster than in your crowd.[/QUOTE] Include the ref and the tag title bout had as many people [i]involved[/i] as in the crowd.

[IRISH_EYES]

This concept is AMAZING i hope the crowd grows quickly mate!

[panix04]

[IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/paper1.jpg[/IMG]

[Phantom Stranger]

Oookay... wacky tag team that hates each other stuff. If it's WWE booking, LNO's title reign is short. If not, we get a defence to keep us strong before the one percenters obliterate us. Either way, I clearly need to be drunk.

[panix04]

just thought I'd point out that out of all the characters in the diary so far. LNO are my fave's! I just think it went really well with the pics I had!

[G-Prime]

And Prime just drifts further and further from the title picture... :(

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=panix04;337798]just thought I'd point out that out of all the characters in the diary so far. LNO are my fave's! I just think it went really well with the pics I had![/QUOTE] It does, yeah. I'm just going the Mikey Whipwreck route, particularly as I mark for 'Banger and Trell. And Prime, don't worry - I think you're being groomed for the 'underdog earns fans respect and gets the push he deserves' slot.

[panix04]

[QUOTE=G-Prime;337799]And Prime just drifts further and further from the title picture... :([/QUOTE] fear not, I have plans for you too! I'm going to semi base pushes on particpation. Hopefully will keep the feedback good!

[theoutlaw321]

Well we we'll see how pleased Mr. Morrison is with it after the match!

[DannyDemon]

Good 1st show panix, looking forward to debuting (soon hopefully) i could be the video guy lol :D great 1st show im sure the fan-wrestler ratio will go up looking forward to next preview

[Mr T Jobs To Me]

Wow, I'm already a tag team champion with a drunken partner, my ring work is horrible, I seem to have stroke backstage (Well, I guessed the most matches right the first time at least)- I'm following in the career footsteps of my idol Kevin Nash! Good stuff so far panix, enjoying the LNO gimmick!