Tyler Gadzinski Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Tonight I am finally going to a strip club after a long debate. Me and my buddy are headed out there tonight, should be a good time. What did you think it was? Has anyone else been to a gentleman's club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 There was a long debate? Why? Do the owners hunt humans for sport? :) I went to one when I was over in San Fran with my College buddies. It's was okay, but hardly a life-changing experience, but then I'm not a huge bar guy in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sons of Kohral Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I like bars, but not strip clubs so much. I don't like being teased with no reward ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Gadzinski Posted May 17, 2008 Author Share Posted May 17, 2008 not really that long of a debate with me. Me and my buddy from work were trying to get this other kid to go. There is really no reason why he isn't going, he doesn't have a girlfriend just got paid today and he's still not going, we just decided that me and him go and the other is just afraid of girls. I'm not a big bar guy, since I'm only 18, but this seems like a fun time with some friends. I only plan on bringing like $40 - $60. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars34 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Hey have fun Tyler...I worked @ a club for 6 years. I want to tell you 1 thing when the girls act like they want you so bad.....Just know its only for that green on the table.....and trust me they will try all kinds of TRICKs too get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 [QUOTE=Sons of Kohral;423691]I like bars, but not strip clubs so much. I don't like being teased with no reward ;)[/QUOTE] Yeah, what he said. If I wanted to go to a bar and get teased by hot girls who're never actually going to touch me, I'd go to a bar with my two best mates... Like I do every week... :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkfire423 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 [QUOTE=Lars34;423700]Hey have fun Tyler...I worked @ a club for 6 years. I want to tell you 1 thing when the girls act like they want you so bad.....Just know its only for that green on the table.....and trust me they will try all kinds of TRICKs too get it.[/QUOTE] Not always the case.....i gotten a few dates from strippers. But yea most of the time they want your cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djthefunkchris Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Just don't bring any home... Even if you don't think they are there because of you... They are hard to get rid of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Gadzinski Posted May 17, 2008 Author Share Posted May 17, 2008 I'd imagine Chris... I just got back only spent about 2 hours there and about $40. Most of the chicks there were pretty hot... and a couple that I moved away from the stage. It was a fun time I gotta say better than sitting at home playing video games(except TEW of course.) Pretty much all the chicks there rubbed there juggs in my face.. one had piercings that kind of hurt. A couple put there uhh .. how do I say it without it getting edited... uhhh yeah. Anyway I think it was a fun time. A couple did say I was cute and I smelled good which are always nice to hear. Not that I gave them extra money for it. Sad to say I did not get a lapdance... maybe next time though. One last thing... I smell like Cotton Candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djthefunkchris Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Glad you liked it. Cotton Candy, lol. That's awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaynes23 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Good call on only bringing 40 bucks. Blowing money seems like a good idea when you have funbags in your face, but you think twice the next day when you need gas money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDE71 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 [quote=SHaynes23;423764]Good call on only bringing 40 bucks. Blowing money seems like a good idea when you have funbags in your face, but you think twice the next day when you need gas money.[/quote] This is the reason President Bush sucks so much. Gas costs so damn much, that we can't afford strippers anymore. Well, I guess he sucks much for many many other reasons. I live in the USA and voted Kerry/Edwards. I will vote Obama/??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Gadzinski Posted May 17, 2008 Author Share Posted May 17, 2008 I brought $75 total spended only $40 so I planned for more but we left cuz my friend blew like $55 or something like that but he was also drinking there so thats like $5 a shot or so. Also, that dang glitter they wear is still stuck to me.. and I just showered. I too think Bush sucks just for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Hunter Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 They can be good times if you've got cash to throw around, or if you're able to get a good night randomly while still being a cheapskate. I don't know what US clubs are like, since my impressions can only be based on movies (and TV shows like Sopranos), and well... I found out from my first visit that they show/do a lot more than any MPAA movie shows, at least here in New Zealand. I have heard that in Aussie they've got some restrictions that don't apply here. Of course going in to any detail would be in bad taste for these forums. The way I usually start my tale of my first visit goes... A man walks into a casino and the dealer says "Hey Morgs, how's it going? You know you've got glitter in your beard?". Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfRoMaN36 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 I'v always wanted to go. But a co-worker told me how pretty much you either spend money or you get thrown out. Coat check is mandatory, you NEED to buy drinks, and if you dont toss singles while a naked woman is stripping for you, then the bouncer will tell you to leave. After telling me I'd spend about 200 dollars, I reconsidered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDE71 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 [quote=AfRoMaN36;423864]I'v always wanted to go. But a co-worker told me how pretty much you either spend money or you get thrown out. Coat check is mandatory, you NEED to buy drinks, and if you dont toss singles while a naked woman is stripping for you, then the bouncer will tell you to leave. After telling me I'd spend about 200 dollars, I reconsidered.[/quote] That my friend is the cost of living in NY...... Much more relaxed in several other cities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarity Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 [QUOTE=Tyler Gadzinski;423687]Tonight I am finally going to a strip club after a long debate. Me and my buddy are headed out there tonight, should be a good time. What did you think it was? [B]Has anyone else been to a gentleman's club?[/B][/QUOTE]Been... I've done some work in one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mvargus Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 [QUOTE=Moe Hunter;423840]They can be good times if you've got cash to throw around, or if you're able to get a good night randomly while still being a cheapskate. I don't know what US clubs are like, since my impressions can only be based on movies (and TV shows like Sopranos), and well... I found out from my first visit that they show/do a lot more than any MPAA movie shows, at least here in New Zealand. I have heard that in Aussie they've got some restrictions that don't apply here. Of course going in to any detail would be in bad taste for these forums. The way I usually start my tale of my first visit goes... A man walks into a casino and the dealer says "Hey Morgs, how's it going? You know you've got glitter in your beard?". Good times.[/QUOTE] The rules for the clubs vary in the US depending on the location. Where I live the girls can get totally naked, but are absolutely forbidden to touch. In San Francisco, the girls can only get naked if the club does not serve alcohol, if the club does serve alcohol, its topless only. I don't know as much about the other parts of the US. Haven't been to one, but I've considered it. Just don't want to blow $100 or so right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars34 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 If anybody is every in Des Moines IA. Stop in at the The Lumberyard Strip Club, well woth every buck u lose :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Gadzinski Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 [QUOTE=AfRoMaN36;423864]I'v always wanted to go. But a co-worker told me how pretty much you either spend money or you get thrown out. Coat check is mandatory, you NEED to buy drinks, and if you dont toss singles while a naked woman is stripping for you, then the bouncer will tell you to leave. After telling me I'd spend about 200 dollars, I reconsidered.[/QUOTE] A couple of these are actually false .. well where I live anyway .. you can only get thrown out if you sit by the stage and don't tip. You don't have to buy drinks there just there if you want them. I recommend going. It's a very good time. My friend was telling about this place Up North from Neenah, Wisconsin where the chicks will make out with you and reach down your pants and do alot of stuff. At Star's Cabaret here in Neenah most of them went completely nude .. And there is a 18 year old section and a 21 year old section. For $5 to get in for someone that isn't gonna get drinks at all isn't bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfRoMaN36 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 [QUOTE=Tyler Gadzinski;424250]A couple of these are actually false .. well where I live anyway .. you can only get thrown out if you sit by the stage and don't tip. You don't have to buy drinks there just there if you want them. I recommend going. It's a very good time. My friend was telling about this place Up North from Neenah, Wisconsin where the chicks will make out with you and reach down your pants and do alot of stuff. At Star's Cabaret here in Neenah most of them went completely nude .. And there is a 18 year old section and a 21 year old section. For $5 to get in for someone that isn't gonna get drinks at all isn't bad.[/QUOTE] Sounds awesome. The problem would be finding one for 18 and over as opposed to 21 and over. I also dont wanna go alone. All my friends are way too into their girlfriends to be willing to spend 200 bucks on strippers... I bet my girlfriend would be interested.... Yeah, she rocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Gadzinski Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 Yeah, I wouldn't wanna go alone .. just seems creepy and desperate. I also wouldn't like going with a chick because I think it would just be awkward. Come over to Wiscsonsin we have a couple Gentlemans Club's where there 18+ and you don't have to be 21+. Tell your friends not to tell there girlfriends they're going. Something will happen though that they find out so you're better off not telling them to lie to there girlfriends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfRoMaN36 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 [QUOTE=Tyler Gadzinski;424460]Yeah, I wouldn't wanna go alone .. just seems creepy and desperate. I also wouldn't like going with a chick because I think it would just be awkward. Come over to Wiscsonsin we have a couple Gentlemans Club's where there 18+ and you don't have to be 21+. Tell your friends not to tell there girlfriends they're going. Something will happen though that they find out so you're better off not telling them to lie to there girlfriends.[/QUOTE] You mean the old "glitter that wont quite rub off" deal? Yeah, that would suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaynes23 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 [QUOTE=AfRoMaN36;424500]You mean the old "glitter that wont quite rub off" deal? Yeah, that would suck.[/QUOTE] Ahhh, glitter, the herpes of craft supplies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Gadzinski Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 Yeah that damned glitter.. I got it in my eye and it was on my contact and it really hurt lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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