Cverse Draft 2009: Frontier Combat Kingdom

TravisStClair · May 14, 2009

FCK TITLE MATCH: Raul Hughes vs Dan DaLay ©
Johnny Blood vs Jeremy Stone
Catherine Quine vs Melody Cuthill
Maverick vs Harry Allen
The Dirty White Challenge, featuring Lead Belly, Grease Hogg, Troy Tornado, Knuckles, Shady K, Ed Monton and Danger Kumasaka, Akinori Kwakami, Haru Kurofuji, Nichiren Amagawa & several unannounced participants.

FAN VOTE

What do you think is the true Main Event of FCK Easter?

DaLay vs Hughes OR Blood vs Stone OR Cuthill vs Quine

Self · May 18, 2009

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Jerry Eisen “Are you ready to get FCK’d? I’m Jerry Eisen and with me tonight are two very different figures in the wrestling industry. To my right, businessman, entrepreneur, humanitarian, my Father, former Chairman of SWF, Richard Eisen…”

Richard Eisen “Ugh. Suck up all you want, Jerry. I’m never going to remember your birthday.”

Jerry Eisen “... and to my left, The 24 Hour Party Animal, the Highlight of the Night, the Black Sheep of Canada’s favorite wrestling family. Sponsored by Beaver Buzz; Edd Stone.”

Edd Stone “Super-excited to be here, yo.”

Jerry Eisen “Edd. You took a mighty beating on Monday at the hands of Johnny Blood. How are you feeling?”

Edd Stone “Not great. I kinda wanted to fight tonight, but the Doc wouldn’t clear me. However, he does think I’m well enough to sit with you guys on commentary and lend some of my totally awesome, expert opinions... sponsored by Beaver Buzz.”

Richard Eisen “You’re a disgrace to the sport of professional wrestling”

Edd Stone “Pft. You sound just like my Mom.”

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THE STORY SO FAR...

Episode 1-4 The Triumvirate form; Dan DaLay, Johnny Blood, Maverick, led by Adrian Garcia. The trio run roughshod over the Frontier Combat Kingdom, attacking all who get in their way.

Episode 5 Harry Allen’s best friend and tag team partner Steve Gumble is hit by a car, obviously The Triumvirate’s doing.

Episode 6-8 Harry is out for Justice, attacking The Triumvirate wherever they go. Adrian Garcia tries to stop him, tries to make a deal, but Harry is relentless.

Episode 9 Harry is almost hit by a car. The same car that hit Steve. This time he sees the driver; Maverick!

This Opening Content is set for one fall and has a 30 minute time limit!

Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by The Agent to the Stars; Adrian Garcia. Hailing from Vancouver, British Columbia and weighing in at 263lbs. He is a former CGC Triple Crown Winner! Representing The Triumvirate! “The Silent Threat”
MAVERICK!
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...and his opponent, weighing 218lbs and hailing from Dallas, Texas... The Vigilante of the Frontier Combat Kingdom...
HARRY ALLEN!

Jerry Eisen ”Harry Allen wants revenge on the man who injured his tag team partner. Dad. Edd. How do you think this is going to go down?”
Edd Stone “In my book, a good high flyer is always better than a good technician. It’s all in the physics, yo. Although as far as I can tell, Maverick doesn’t blink, which can only be a benefit in a fight.”
Richard Eisen “I… What?”
Edd Stone “Trust me, Dick. The amount of times I’ve been knocked out mid-blink would blow your mind.”
Richard Eisen “I highly doubt it… Maverick has a big size advantage, but there’s no fear on Harry’s face. He wants to not only beat The Silent Threat, but do some serious damage too. However, if you ask me, Adrian Garcia is going to be the difference maker in this one.”

No handshake offered by either side. As soon as the bell rings, Harry charges at Maverick full pelt and attacks him with everything he‘s got. Dropkicks. Springboards. Furious mounted punches. Maverick rolls outside to flee the lightning-fast onslaught, but gets destroyed by a massive somersault suicide dive. As Harry rolls back in the ring, Adrian Garcia grabs his leg, giving Maverick just enough of an opening to hit the mother of all chop-blocks, turning Harry upside-down and inside-out, clutching his knee in agony.

Emotionless, Maverick clinically dissects Harry’s leg using by-the-book holds and pinpoint knee drops, constantly trying to apply a Figure 4 Leg Lock, but Harry won’t go down without a fight. Despite being a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest, he fires back, connecting with arm drags and low dropkicks. Seeing his client in danger, Adrian Garcia climbs onto the apron, but is felled by a straight right hand from The Vigilante. Maverick uses the distraction to lock in the Deadly Silence (Sleeper)!

Jerry Eisen “Goodnight, Harry Allen! Maverick has him exactly where he wants him.”

Summoning all of his strength, Harry powers backwards, slamming Maverick hard into the turnbuckle and rebounding with the Gunslinger’s Revenge (Cutter). Harry Allen struggles to the top rope, gasping for air and dragging his injured leg behind him. Adrian Garcia picks up a chair and moves to intercept...

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CHITOSE KUMASAKA runs down the ramp and RIPS OFF HER OWN KIMONO, revealing herself to be completely naked underneath. Stunned, Adrian Garcia freezes mid-chair-swing. Harry kicks him off the apron, and summons all of his rage and lust for revenge into his fist, before driving it into Maverick’s face with the Fistful of Dynamite (Flying Fist Drop) for the win.

YOUR WINNER… HARRY ALLEN after 12:35

Victorious, Harry looks around to try to thank the strange naked Asian girl, but a furious DANGER KUMASAKA is already dragging his daughter backstage.

Jerry Eisen “Big win for Harry Allen! Justice was served here tonight.”
Edd Stone “Whoa whoa whoa! Where’d the naked girl go?”

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The following contest is The Dirty White Challenge; Open Invitational Hardcore Clust-FCK match! No Count Outs! No Disqualifications! The first person to get a Pinfall or Submission will be declared the winner and gets to spend the night with The Dirty White Girl; Blonde Bombshell!

Most of the participants are already in the ring, casting wary glances at each other and the assortment of weapons laying around. Loud 80’s Rock Music kicks off and the lights go nuclear as...

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THE DIRTY WHITE CREW make their way through the crowd to the ring. The massive Lead Belly wraps barbed wire around his forearms. Grease Hogg is drinking an ungodly amount of booze, encouraging fans to punch him in the chest as hard as they can. Blonde Bombshell accompanies them, bumping, grinding, writhing, lost in the throes of the music, clad in nothing but a short length of Police Tape.

Edd Stone “Oh... My... God...”
Richard Eisen “Hands above the desk, Edd.”

Lead Belly vs Grease Hogg vs Ed Monton vs Rick Stanz vs Blake Belushi
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vs Danger Kumasaka vs Akinori Kwakami vs Haru Kurofuji vs Nichiren Amagawa vs Boo Smithson
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vs Maya Baquero vs Stephanie Blake vs Knuckles vs Troy Tornado vs Shady K
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Richard Eisen “The Dirty White Boys are menaces, pure and simple. They’re disrespectful thugs who have no business being in this sport, and that “Blonde Bombshell” is even worse. What kind of girl offers herself up to the winner of a wrestling match?”
Edd Stone “A really awesome one. Dude, don’t tell me you’re not into the Dirty White Girl. There are like 12 dudes in that ring willing to do anything for a night with her, and if it wasn’t for that thing the Doc said about my spine I’d totally be in there too.”
Jerry Eisen “Here we go. Dirty White Challenge. Anything goes. If you’re squeamish, look away. This won’t be pretty.”

The bell rings and The Dirty White Boys are immediately attacked by the other fighters, with the exception of Troy Tornado, who stays in the corner, guarded by Knuckles and Shady K. Despite the severe numbers disadvantage, Lead Belly and Grease Hogg demolish everyone, roaring with laughter, having the time of their lives. After sending their assailants scurrying out of the ring to safety, the square off with Shady K and Knuckles. The four gigantic men pick up weapons and start wailing on each other in an almighty brawl that sends them sprawling out of the ring and into the crowd.

Troy Tornado is left alone in the ring with the grizzled, 2x4 wielding Ed Monton. Tornado bails, and Monton is assaulted with kendo sticks by Stephanie and Maya. Tough old son of a gun powers through, putting both girls across his knee and giving them a royal spanking. Danger Kumasaka brains him with a chair, cackling like a madman.

In the crowd, the D.W.B continue to wage war with Tornado’s Bodyguards. Several fans lend the D.W.B their chairs, which are put to good use. On the ramp, the rest of Team Deathstrike gang up on the Melbourne Blondes, but after a 3 Stooges-esque comedy of errors, they end up laying prone on a table as Rick & Blake scale a massive ladder. Danger Kumasaka pushes the ladder over, sending the Blondes tumbling through a stack of tables.

Each team unable to get the upper hand, The Dirty White Boys, Knuckles and Shady K battle out of the arena and out into the streets.

Danger Kumasaka leads his men back in the ring, where they quadruple team Boo Smithson, knocking him unconscious with a series of chair shots. As Team Deathstrike start fighting over who gets to make the cover, Blonde Bombshell’s erotic gyrations make their way over to the Announce Table. Edd Stone stares.

Edd Stone “Screw it. You only live once.”

Edd Stone leaps over the announce desk, picks up a chair and hops up onto the apron. He springboards into the ring, surfing the chair through the air and into Nichiren’s face. Edd takes out the rest of Team Deathstrike in a flurry of chair assisted kicks and DDT’s. Akinori cuts him off and goes for a Powerbomb, but Edd counters in mid-air, turning it into the Party’s Over (Seated Faceplant).

Troy Tornado throws Edd out of the ring, and covers Akinori for the 1-2-3!

WINNER : TROY TORNADO after 13:23

Looking completely underwhelmed by the broken bodies and carnage around him, Troy Tornado leaves, barely glancing at his prize; Blonde Bombshell.

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IN-RING

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The lights go out. A lone spotlight flickers into life, illuminating one of the turnbuckles, upon which sits URIEL.

URIEL

I bet you’d all forgotten about me. That’s your problem. You forget. You

live your hedonistic lives and forget that above you there is a higher

power. Watching you. Judging you. There’s no malevolence in what I do.

I pray that you will see the light, renounce your sins and become

worthy of the Lord’s love… but you don’t care. You don’t believe. You

don’t have faith…

?????

Faith? What would you know about Faith?

A blinding white light fills the arena, accompanied by the sounds of an angelic choir. The entrance way EXPLODES in fireworks. Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man” booms out across the arena! CHRISTIAN FAITH makes his way down the ramp!

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Uriel is stunned, fear in his eyes as the SWF Legend climbs into the ring.

CHRISTIAN FAITH

Faith. A belief in something bigger than ourselves. The unshakable

knowledge that something out there is guiding us to our destiny.

“It is the righteous man that welcomes faith into his life”. I’ve been

watching over the Frontier Combat Kingdom for a while now, and one

thing that’s piqued my interest is you, Uriel. You call yourself “The Eyes

of God”? Well I’m pretty observant myself. I’m looking at you and

I don’t see an Archangel. I don’t see a man on a Holy Mission, I see a

little boy with a grudge, using The Lord as an excuse for his actions.

Momentarily undaunted, filled with Righteous Fury, Uriel hops down from the turnbuckle and gets in Faith’s face... or close to it, the SWF towering several inches over him.

URIEL

What? You think I haven’t seen this before? The old Christian Faith

mind games? You think you can get in MY head? Good luck. My

mission is pure. I have been sent to do The Lord’s work, and I will

not be dissuaded by a false idol. Is this why you’ve come here

to FCK, Christian? To try to thwart me?

CHRISTIAN FAITH

You don’t need to worry about WHY I’m here. You just need to worry that

I’m here. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s people who use The Lord as an

excuse to further their own personal agendas. People like you, Uriel,

give Faith a bad name.

URIEL

Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it?

THE BELL RINGS. Uriel’s eyes widen in fear.

This Contest is set for one fall and has a 30 minute time limit!

Introducing first, hailing from Beyond The Pearly Gates, weighing in at 245lbs, “The Eyes of God”...
URIEL!
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... and his opponent, hailing from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 285lbs, he is a former 4 time SWF World Heavyweight Champion, “The Iron Man”
CHRISTIAN FAITH!
 Jerry Eisen “Christian Faith is here! Dad, you know him better than most, are you happy to see The Iron Man in the Frontier Combat Kingdom?”
Richard Eisen “Ugh. Just when I thought I’d seen the last of him...”
Edd Stone “Little advice for Uriel. Run. Run fast. Run far. It’s going to take a lot more than an Archangel to take down Christian Faith.”
 
Christian Faith kneels in the corner and whispers a short prayer, as Uriel argues with the referee, trying to get out of the match. Faith offers a handshake, but Uriel is too terrified to accept.

Going for broke, Uriel charges. Faith rocks him with a series of Faith Hammers (Bionic Elbows) before hitting all his vintage moves. Discus Clothesline. Backbreaker. Stalling Atomic Drop. Uriel crawls to safety, hanging onto the ropes. Referee Sam Sparrow is forced to separate them. The Eyes of God strikes as Faith is distracted, hitting a Running Neckbreaker. Uriel circles The Iron Man, screaming “Repent” at the top of his lungs and laying in the stomps. A small section of the crowd pipe up.

“We-Have-Faith! We-Have-Faith! We-Have-Faith!”

Energized, Faith catches a foot, spins Uriel around and rocks him with few more Faith Hammers, before whipping him into the corner and crushing him with the Leap of Faith (Big Corner Splash). Christian mounts him in the turnbuckles and scores more Faith Hammers… 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9.. Faith boosts himself off the top rope and lands with 10! Uriel stumbles out of the corner, barely conscious, Faith marks himself with the Sign of the Cross and locks him in the Test of Faith (Main Event Sleeper) squeezing until Uriel loses consciousness.

YOUR WINNER... CHRISTIAN FAITH after 5:42

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THE STORY SO FAR...

Episode 1-4 Melody Cuthill dominates the FCK Women division, even managing to make it to the Quarter Finals fighting men in the FCK Title Tournament.

Episode 5 Impressed with Cuthill’s performance, and thinking she’s wasted fighting in Eye Candy matches, Catherine Quine challenges her to a match at FCK Valentine’s Day

FCK Valentine’s Day An arm injury forces Quine to postpone the match.

Episode 7-9 Arm healed, Catherine Quine shows a similar ability to dominate in the ring.

Episode 10 Teaming together in a tag match, Quine and Cuthill repeatedly try to one-up each other, but who’s the best? We’ll find out tonight.

This Contest is set for one fall and has a 30 minute time limit!

Introducing first, hailing from Toronto, Ontario. She is a former AAA Femme Fatale Champion, “The Cat”
CATHERINE QUINE!
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And her opponent, from Omaha, Nebraska. She is a former 2-time NOTBPW Women’s Champion, “The Excellence of Sexecution”
MELODY CUTHILL!

Jerry Eisen “There are a lot of parallels here. Melody is an American who has made her name in Canada. Catherine is a Canadian who found success in America. Both are fast paced, high flying athletes. Both are former Champions. Both are undefeated in the FCK Women division.”
Richard Eisen “The only time Melody lost was against this moron.”
Edd Stone “Note to self. Rewatch that match on Youtube.”
Jerry Eisen “Edd, you know Melody from NOTBPW as well your encounters in the FCK ring. I’ve also seen you hitting on Catherine multiple times backstage. Any favourite here?”
Edd Stone “It’s a close one. Melody has the nicer ass. Cat has the better rack. Melody is super-flexible, but Catherine is older, and in my experience older women seem to want it more.”
Jerry Eisen “…”
Richard Eisen “Although poorly articulated, the idiot has a point. Quine‘s got 8 years of added experience over Cuthill, and I think that‘s going to be the deciding factor in this match.”

Melody and Quine feel each other out in the early goings. The Cat wins the test of strength. Melody gets the upper hand on the ground. The Cat wins a chop battle. Melody comes out of top after the chain wrestling. The tempo picks up and the real fight begins, both women playing a game of “anything you can do I can do better” with faced paced, high flying action. Leapfrogs. Monkey flips. Cartwheels. Springboards. Running the ropes with breakneck speed.

Melody scores a big Rana and gets the upper hand. Younger, she’s able to physically out-maneuver Quine, but every time she gets on a roll, Quine cuts her off with a veteran dodges or low-bridge.

The girls go for broke, throwing everything they have at their opponent in an effort to get the win. Quine launches herself through the air with a Flying Elbow Drop, but Melody rolls aside. Melody hits a Northern Lights Suplex but Quine kicks out. The Cat counters a Rana into a Powerbomb, but Melody kicks out. Melody leapfrogs a Spear and goes for the Melody Maker (Rocker Dropper) but The Cat catches her in mid air and slams her down with a backbreaker. Quine tries to tie her up in the Cat’s Cradle (Magistral) but Melody powers her up into a Fireman’s Carry. The Cat lands some knees to the head, struggles down and schoolgirls Melody… 1... Melody struggles ...2... Catherine grabs the ropes to steady herself ...3!

WINNER - CATHERINE QUINE after 13:56

Jerry Eisen “Catherine Quine gets the win!”
Edd Stone “Am I the only one that saw the rope thing?”
Richard Eisen “Experience, Edd. Look it up.

Catherine celebrates as Melody wonders what just happened.

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THE STORY SO FAR...

Episode 2-9 Raul Hughes knocks out everyone in sight with his Left Hook.

Episode 3 With help from the other members of The Triumvirate, Dan DaLay defeats Raul Hughes in the Quarter Finals of the FCK Title Tournament.

FCK Valentine’s Day Dan DaLay goes on to win the FCK Title Tournament to become the first “Frontier Combat King”.

Episode 7 Raul Hughes challenges Dan DaLay to a title match at FCK Easter. Knowing that he beat Hughes before, and believing history will repeat itself, DaLay accepts.

Episode 9 During a Triumvirate interview, Raul Hughes sneaks up on Dan DaLay and knocks him out with his Left Hook, before putting covering him for an unofficial 1...2...3! Will that happen again tonight? We’re about to find out.

This Contest is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit, and is for the Frontier Combat Kingdom Championship!

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Introducing first, the Challenger... Hailing from Chicago, Illinois and weighing in at 275lbs. He is a former GAMMA Heavyweight Champion and BHOTWG Burning World Champion, “The Demolition Expert”
RAUL HUGHES!
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... and the Champion, accompanied to the ring by The Agent to the Stars; Adrian Garcia... Hailing from Grande Prairie, Alberta. He stands at 6’7 and weighs in at 345lbs. A former CGC Triple Crown Winner and the current FCK Champion! The Giant amongst Giants...
DAN DALAY!

Smirking, DaLay offers a handshake, which Raul accepts. Glaring at each other, the two Heavyweights squeeze with everything they’ve got.

The bell rings and both men start swinging, throwing hands like nobody’s business. Lighter on his feet, Raul ducks and dodges the majority of Dan’s heavy but powerful blows, and takes control, rocking him with jabs and the occasional gut punch. Suddenly, Raul launches a Left Hook! DaLay covers up, absorbing the impact on his meaty forearms and tumbling outside.

After a brief word with Adrian Garcia, DaLay changes tactics, closing down Hughes, getting him into the clinch and using his size and power to his advantage. Scoring clubbing blows and big slams, DaLay takes perverse pleasure in inflicting pain. Raul comes back with powerful punches, but is repeatedly cut off by clotheslines and tight bear hugs.

Elbowing his way out of the Giant’s clutches, Raul shoots in for double leg, gets the mount and lays in some devastating Ground & Pound. DaLay powers free and staggers into a LEFT HOO- DaLay catches his fist! Headbutt! DaLay scoops him up for the DaLay Down (Belly-to-Belly Piledriver) but Raul slips free and LEFT HOOK!

Jerry Eisen “He got him! New Champion! Cover him, Raul!”

Adrian Garcia TACKLES Referee Sparrow before he can count the pin, rolling around with him in a thoroughly unerotic catfight. Raul separates them, but Garcia clings onto his leg, trying to keep him away from the unconscious DaLay. Sparrow tries to call a DQ, but Raul says No. Casting a glance at DaLay, who after 15 seconds is beginning to stir, Hughes tries to shake Garcia off, but in the end simply knocks him out with a straight right hand.

30 seconds after the Hook, DaLay is on his feet. Hughes advances, rearing back his left fist for another- BIG BOOT! Dan DaLay damn-near decapitates Raul, before scooping him up and dropping him with the DaLay Down (Belly-to-Belly Piledriver) for the win.

YOUR WINNER AND STILL FCK CHAMPION! DAN DALAY after 13:27

Jerry Eisen “Oh come on!”
Edd Stone “I’m totally calling shenanigans on that one, Eisens. If it weren’t for Garcia, Raul had at least a 27 count after that awesome Left Hook.”
Richard Eisen “Still, that punch knocks most men out for 30 minutes! That DaLay got up after 30 seconds is nigh-on superhuman.“

Carrying his title over one shoulder and his Agent over the other, Dan DaLay heads to the back, smirking. Raul looks pissed.

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THE STORY SO FAR...

2001 A young John Baker is accepted into the House of Stone, to be trained by Jeremy Stone. He initially impresses The Canadian Wrestling Machine with his determination, but soon that drive turns to obsession, and the obsession turns to anger. Anger focussed primarily at Jeremy, the one man consistently able to best him.

NOTBPW Having graduated from the camp and spent a few years in America, Baker arrives in NOTBPW. Dubbing himself “Johnny Bloodstone” to blatantly goad Jeremy and his family, Johnny dominates the competition with his rage and the skills he learned at the House of Stone. He even won the NOTBPW Title... but still couldn’t get the one win he needed over his former trainer.

January 2009 As every wrestling promotion in the world is dissolved and replaced with the 2009 Draft, Jeremy Stone is the No.1 draft pick of the Frontier Combat Kingdom. “Johnny Blood” is the second.

FCK Mondays! Episode 1 Jeremy and Blood fight in the First Round of the FCK Title Tournament. Once again, Jeremy wins.

Episode 2-Valentine’s Day Believing himself to be cheated and underestimated by the world, Johnny Blood goes on a rampage, destroying everyone in his path, including wrestling legend Sam Strong.

Episode 7-8 Richard Eisen tells Johnny that he’ll never be respected until he beats Jeremy Stone, and even gives him an idea. Get him angry... but how do you get the ultra-calm Canadian Wrestling Machine angry?

Episode 9 Johnny Blood destroys Edd Stone in a cage match as Jeremy has no choice but to watch, helpless outside the solid steel structure. Jeremy gets angry.

This Contest is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is your “FCK Easter!” Main Event!

Introducing first, weighing it at 230lbs. Hailing from Battleford, Saskatchewan, a former NOTBPW Champion and graduate of the House of Stone, “The Submission Demon”...
JOHNNY BLOOD!
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and his opponent, weighing in at 235lbs and hailing from the House of Stone, Halifax, Nova Scotia. He is a former 4 time NOTBPW Champion. “The Canadian Wrestling Machine”...
JEREMY STONE!

Jerry Eisen “I’ve been meaning to ask you, Dad... What’s with you and Johnny Blood? You seem to have been very involved with him in recent weeks.”
Richard Eisen “What can I say? I know talent when I see it. What we have here is two very similar athletes. This is going to come down to focus. Historically, Jeremy has always kept his cool, but Blood has got in his head in recent weeks. He’s shattered the unbreakable poise of The Canadian Wrestling Machine, and tonight he’s going to finally do what he’s been trying to do for 8 long years.
Jerry Eisen “Edd, you’re being very quiet. Any favourite?
Edd Stone “Gee, let me think. The guy who gave me the biggest beating I’ve ever felt in my life, or Johnny Blood, who busted me open in a cage match two days ago?
Jerry Eisen “Okie doke. Ladies and Gentlemen, your Main Event.

Blood watches in amusement as an enraged Jeremy tries to keep calm. The bell rings. Stone is more than eager to get started.

Blood and Jeremy go hold for hold in a technical masterclass, but no matter how elaborate or exotic a hold one attempts, the other knows exactly how to counter it. Jeremy seems as focussed as ever, more than capable of countering everything Blood tries with perfect precision. Johnny gets frustrated, shoots in too early and is launched through the air with a huge Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Frustrated, Johnny rolls outside, ready to explode. He picks up a chair and... hurls it at Edd at the Announce Table!

Edd Stone “Argh! What the Hell?”

Jeremy snaps, recklessly launching himself after Blood in a Suicide Dive! Blood calmly sidesteps and Jeremy goes crashing into the guardrail. Taking full advantage of the 10-count, Blood hurls him into the steel steps and suplexes him into the guardrail before taking it back into the ring. Suplexes. Stomps. Painful holds. Johnny repeatedly goes for a pin, but Stone keeps kicking out.

The crowd fire up and Jeremy battles back, but this isn’t the typical controlled, well-thought-out Stone comeback, it quickly devolves into a frantic assault, Jeremy attempting to inflict serious pain, charging at Blood with repeated clotheslines until he runs into a Overhead-Belly-Belly Suplex into the turnbuckles. Both fighters are down on the mat. Referee Valentine begins a count 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6...

Johnny Blood starts working over his back, alternating between painful stretches and furious stomps. Blood goes for the Bloodrage Mutilation (Modified Camel Clutch) but Jeremy fights it. Blood lays in the stomps before going for it again. Jeremy fights it. Blood tries a Raging Elbow (Charging Discus Elbow Strike) but Jeremy ducks. Both hit the ropes and take each other out in a double clothesline. The Ref counts them down 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8...

Both men get to their feet and start chopping each other, over and over and over again. Jeremy suddenly snatches him up in a German Suplex, following up with another, and another, and another... Blood counters with a standing switch and hits a few Germans of his own. Jeremy drives Blood into the turnbuckle and sets up a Superplex. Blood pokes him in the eyes, and Superplexes Jeremy outside, both fighters landing hard on the concrete. The Referee starts counting them out. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9...

Blood and Stone just barely make it back into the ring in time. Johnny goes for another Raging Elbow, but Jeremy ducks again and scores a Rolling Wheel Kick. Blood goes down, taking the referee with him.

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With the referee down, MAVERICK runs in and brains Jeremy with a chair, before fleeing the ring. Blood makes the cover. Valentine starts to count the pin ONE... Johnny sees the dented chair TWO... Johnny spots Maverick THR- Johnny lifts Jeremy’s shoulder up.

Richard Eisen “What the Hell is Blood doing? He had that won!”

Enraged with the interference, Blood yells at Maverick, telling the Silent Threat to leave. Jeremy staggers to his feet. Blood stalks him and goes for the Stone’s Throw (Exploder Suplex) but Jeremy shoves him away and nails a Stone’s Throw of his own.

The two fighters are exhausted. They pull themselves to their feet, ready to keep beating the Hell out of each other. The Bell Rings.

THE TIME LIMIT HAS EXPIRED, THIS MATCH IS A DRAW

Johnny Blood is furious. Jeremy Stone is furious. The fans are furious. A DRAW??? No way. The fighters ask for 5 more minutes. The crowd ask for 5 more minutes. Referee Valentine shrugs. Sounds like a good idea to him.

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EDD STONE destroys Johnny Blood with a steel chair to the head. Blood goes down. Edd goes to hit him again but Jeremy steps in, snatching the chair away from his enraged little brother. Jeremy’s about to put the chair outside the ring, when Edd spins him around and Superkicks it into his face. Jeremy goes down.

Edd Stone is the only one left standing in the ring, staring down at the unconscious bodies of Jeremy and Blood.

Self · May 18, 2009

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I’ll keep this brief because I just got back from the show and am exhausted. Overall a good show. Personally I was a little disappointed with the Main Event. Maybe it was the crowd, maybe it was the lack of a definitive finish, but it didn’t quite hit the levels of their match on FCK Mondays! Episode 1.

Several guys pulled double-duty in the dark matches. Dharma Gregg beat Miss Granger (Eisen's secretary) in a bra & panties match (a lot of nudity at the start of this show) and Team Deathstrike (the Danger/Akinori version) beat those two Australian guys who weren’t really explained too well on TV. Neither were fantastic fights, but not terrible either.

Christian Faith was... good, but I’m kinda shocked by how little the crowd were into him. I guess he’s not as popular in Canada as he is in the States. I was one of the “We-Have-Faith!” chanters though. I think I may have got on camera too.

Here’s the rundown of the main show.

Story So Far: Harry and Triumvirate... C

MAVERICK VS HARRY ALLEN... D+

Dirty White Crew entrance... B-

DIRTY WHITE CHALLENGE... D+

Christian Faith Arrives... C

URIEL VS CHRISTIAN FAITH... D

Story So Far: Melody and Quine... C+

CATHERINE QUINE VS MELODY CUTHILL... C+

Story So Far: Hughes and DaLay... B+

DAN DALAY VS RAUL HUGHES... C+

Story So Far: Blood and Stone... B+

JOHNNY BLOOD VS JEREMY STONE... B

“The Marksman gives this show a B”

BIGGEST POPS

Jeremy Stone

Raul Hughes

Blonde Bombshell

BIGGEST HEAT

Dan DaLay

Richard Eisen coming to do commentary

Johnny Blood

Here's what I've heard is scheduled for the next episode of FCK Mondays!

Edd Stone vs Harry Allen
Maya Baquero vs Dharma Gregg
Johnny Blood vs Ed Monton

FAN VOTE
Who do you think deserves the next FCK Title shot?
Harry Allen, Christian Faith or Raul Hughes?

I gotta sleep. Keep on shootin'.

"The Marksman" Marky Mark.

Self · May 18, 2009

END OF CHAPTER TWO

Chapter Three will begin after a short break. Shorter than previous one, I promise.

Nedew · May 18, 2009

...Whoa. That show was so good, it made me cum in *your* pants. I read every match, every word, every letter with a maniacal grin on my face. You've outdone your...self, Self. Also, that is an great Christian Faith alt. Love it.

Edd Stone vs Harry Allen - Genuinely too tough to call, Edd showed an angrier side than ever at the end of Easter and really made me mark out even more for him, but at the same time, Harry Allen is the Vigilante of FCK, Intense kicker of arses and object of desire for Japanese women everywhere. Right on, Harry. Ok, that just made me pick Harry Allen.

Johnny Blood vs Ed Monton - Squash, gotta keep that momentum going.

FAN VOTE

Who do you think deserves the next FCK Title shot?

Harry Allen, Christian Faith or Raul Hughes?

Phantom Stranger · May 18, 2009

Edd Stone vs Harry Allen

Blood may interfere with Edd, but the Triumvirate WILL interfere with Allen.

Maya Baquero vs Dharma Gregg

Gregg's boobies are well known.

Johnny Blood vs Ed Monton

Poor, poor Ed.

FAN VOTE

Who do you think deserves the next FCK Title shot?

Harry Allen, Christian Faith or Raul Hughes?

Man drew despite shenanigans, man gets a second shot. Meanwhile Christian kills Uriel, Harry has his own issues, and...

DECOLT RULES! YEAH!

Jaded · May 18, 2009

Awesome, awesome ending.

Edd Stone vs Harry Allen

Maya Baquero vs Dharma Gregg

Johnny Blood vs Ed Monton

FAN VOTE

Who do you think deserves the next FCK Title shot?

Harry Allen, Christian Faith or Raul Hughes?

TravisStClair · May 18, 2009

Edd Stone vs Harry Allen
Maya Baquero vs Dharma Gregg
Johnny Blood vs Ed Monton

FAN VOTE

Who do you think deserves the next FCK Title shot?
Harry Allen, Christian Faith or Raul Hughes?

BloodyKnuckles · May 18, 2009

Awesome show, looking forward to the next chapter.

Edd Stone vs Harry Allen

Maya Baquero vs Dharma Gregg

Johnny Blood vs Ed Monton

FAN VOTE

Who do you think deserves the next FCK Title shot?

Harry Allen, Christian Faith or Raul Hughes?

AzzMartin · May 18, 2009

Edd Stone vs Harry Allen

Maya Baquero vs Dharma Gregg

Johnny Blood vs Ed Monton

FAN VOTE

Who do you think deserves the next FCK Title shot?

Harry Allen, Christian Faith or Raul Hughes?

Belton · May 19, 2009

This diary needs more Melbourne Blondes (sic) & Smithson. Australian stable ftw, get Boo a blond mullet too and you're set.

If the 3 blonds arent main eventing your next PPV, i'll seriously question your booking. lol.

ThriceP86 · May 19, 2009

Ha ha, wow! First time reader here, Self. This dynasty is incredibly fun to read. I love the detail and everything. The objectivity is great with the Marksman thing when he tells it like it is when there's a D match or a B match. Just one question, how do you determine the BIGGEST POPS and BIGGEST HEAT for the shows?

Edd Stone vs Harry Allen
Maya Baquero vs Dharma Gregg
Johnny Blood vs Ed Monton

FAN VOTE
Who do you think deserves the next FCK Title shot?
Harry Allen, Christian Faith or Raul Hughes?

G-Prime · May 19, 2009

Awesome show. Edd was right, Melody totally has a better ass.

Self · May 19, 2009

Just one question, how do you determine the BIGGEST POPS and BIGGEST HEAT for the shows?

I did it with straight-up Popularity. Most Over Heels get Heat. Most Over Babyfaces get Pops. I was also taking Momentum into account, but that didn't change much in this case.

Self · May 23, 2009

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OOC - It was mentioned, by derek I believe, that a lot of my shows are quite predictable. That's just how I book. Television is the place to make my stars seem as strong as possible, PPV's are the place to have those stars compete in competitive matches. I guess it would be fun to have a bunch of midcard guys fight in a series of competitive matches, but I rarely have the time on the card.

No show this Monday. I'm sitting back, chilling, plotting the next Chapter in insane detail, writing the odd segment, and doing a graphical redesign. I find my artwork technically competant, but lacking flair. I'm also trying to cut down on the amount I have to write. I'm thinking Marky Mark may get cut down to just a segment-by-segment thing. It's getting to the point where writing that guy is a chore, especially when I'm limited by kayfabe with him.

Very excited about the next Chapter though. Some cool things planned.

Oregano Jensen · May 24, 2009

Edd Stone vs Harry Allen

As mentioned before, I am not a Harry Allen fan. I get the sense I am going to be wrong here, but I don't want to be wrong.

Maya Baquero vs Dharma Gregg

Pretty sure she's the better worker of the two.

Johnny Blood vs Ed Monton

I dare you to make me care about anything Ed Monton is doing. I DARE you.

FAN VOTE

Who do you think deserves the next FCK Title shot?

Harry Allen, Christian Faith or Raul Hughes?

Harry is Harry. I don't see Faith as a FCK guy. Wouldn't mind seeing the Hughes storyline continue at all. I'd rather see the title shot go to Steve DeColt, but I guess he's still hurt?

Regis · May 25, 2009

Edd Stone vs Harry Allen

Edd Stone's got his new attitude, and Harry Allen is a target.

Maya Baquero vs Dharma Gregg

Come on, she must be more over by now.

Johnny Blood vs Ed Monton

He's a damn psycho, that's why.

FAN VOTE

Who do you think deserves the next FCK Title shot?

Harry Allen, Christian Faith or Raul Hughes?

Raul got screwed, damn it! Give him his due!

DECOLT RULES!

Self · May 31, 2009

<div style="text-align:center;">http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/POSTEREpisode10Finished.jpg http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/Jerry50.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/CatherineQuine.jpg</div> Jerry Eisen “Had a hard day at work? Well sit back, relax, and let us make your Monday with another night of great FCKing action. Jerry Eisen here and with me as always is “The Cat” Catherine Quine.” Catherine Quine “Right off the bat I’d like to address allegations that I “cheated” to beat Melody Cuthill at “FCK Easter!”. Sure, my hand accidentally touched the rope when I pinned her, but the way these Melody-fanboys are acting you’d think I shot her in the face. See, people thought that just because Melody is “prettier” than I am, she would win. Not only is that irrelevant, that’s not even true!” Jerry Eisen “Of course, Melody won’t be here tonight, as she’s on a 2 week tour of Japan.” Catherine Quine “Good for her. Maybe she’ll learn a thing or two and be in my league.” Jerry Eisen “Fantastic Main Event tonight. High flying cruiserweight action, as The Vigilante of the Frontier Combat Kingdom, Harry Allen takes on The 24 Hour Party Animal, Edd Stone... Catherine Quine “Oh yeah, that reminds me. Who thought it was a good idea to put someone with a mental age of 5 on commentary for a Live Pay Per View? I know this show is run by male chauvinist pigs, but I thought they had some semblance of intelligence.” Jerry Eisen “Lovely. Also tonight, The Triumvirate will be having a special ceremony to celebrate Dan DaLay successfully retaining the FCK Title. Which should be... interesting.“ <div style="text-align:center;">IN-RING</div> A blinding white light fills the arena, accompanied by the sounds of an angelic choir. The entrance way EXPLODES in fireworks! Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man” booms out across the arena! CHRISTIAN FAITH makes his way to the ring! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/ChristianFaith3.jpg CHRISTIAN FAITH Questions. “Rewarded is the man who seeks knowledge of all things”. Last Wednesday, people all across Canada tuned in to “FCK Easter!” seeking knowledge. Answers to questions. Can Johnny Blood finally beat Jeremy Stone? The answer was no. Can Dan DaLay retain the FCK Title without cheating? The answer was no. Why is Christian Faith in the Frontier Combat Kingdom? Well in all the excitement, I guess I forgot to tell you. Competition. “Test thyself or risk a life unfulfilled”. For 20 years I fought my way to the top of the SWF, testing myself against the best in American wrestling… but over the years my eyes wandered... North. I want to test myself against the best Canada has to offer, because I’ve never fought a Stone. I’ve never fought a DeColt. I’ve never fought a DaLay, or a Blood, or a Maverick, and I want to. Before my days are done, before I’m finished in this world and I get to where I’m going I want to know exactly where I stand. The 2009 Draft changed a lot of things. No one company holds a monopoly. No one company holds Christian Faith. I‘m free to go where I want, when I want, and I want to come here, to the Frontier Combat Kingdom, every single week, and do what I do best. Kick ass. I’ve talked enough. If anyone in the back wants to test Faith, consider this your invitation. http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/DangerKumasakaS.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/ChitoseAriwara.jpg</div> DANGER KUMASAKA marches down the ramp, clearly in a fighting mood. He drags his daughter CHITOSE behind him, and yells at her as she struggles to keep up. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="21623" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">DANGER KUMASAKA VS CHRISTIAN FAITH http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/ChitoseAriwara.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/DangerKumasaka.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/VS.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/ChristianFaith4.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/plate-1.jpg</div> Jerry Eisen “It looks like Danger Kumasaka is the first to challenge The Iron Man.” Catherine Quine “Don’t let his age fool you, at 54 years old Danger is still as tough as they come.” Faith utters a short prayer in one corner, while Chitose put on her Father’s knee braces for him in the other. The bell rings and both warriors come together, shake hands and launch into a battle of the strikes! Faith Hammer (Bionic Elbow) versus Kitozen Chop (Overhand Chop). The elbows win and Faith dominates with his signature moves. Backbreaker! Atomic Drop! Pumphandle Slam! Danger yells something indecipherable, causing Chitose to hurry onto the apron and distract Faith just long enough for Danger to score a High Knee Strike, ramming his bulky knee-brace into his opponent’s jaw. Danger locks in a series of painful holds, stopping occasionally to cackle or yell at his Daughter for cheering too exuberantly. A small section of the crowd pipe up… <div style="text-align:center;">“We-Have-Faith! We-Have-Faith! We-Have-Faith!”</div> Re-energised, Faith fights back with Faith Hammers before scoring a Leap of Faith (Big Corner Splash). He marks himself with the Sign of the Cross and locks in the Test of Faith (Main Event Sleeper) squeezing until Danger passes out. <div style="text-align:center;">YOUR WINNER... CHRISTIAN FAITH after 4:44</div> </div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">PARKING LOT http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/LeadBelly_S.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/BlondeBombshell_S.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/GreaseHogg_S.jpg</div> Drinking heavily, LEAD BELLY and GREASE HOGG look worried, as BLONDE BOMBSHELL dances around, without a care in the world. <div style="text-align:center;">LEAD BELLY I don’t trust this Tornado guy, B.B. GREASE HOGG Yeah. Can’t we just kick his ass? http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/Knuckles.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/ShadyK.jpg</div> In walks KNUCKLES, SHADY K and a whole army of other Bodyguards. The Dirty White Boys immediately get in their faces. <div style="text-align:center;">SHADY K Mr. Tornado is ready for you now. KNUCKLES He wants you to wear this.</div> Knuckles throws a frilly dress into B.B’s face. Grease Hogg breaks a bottle... threateningly. Blonde Bombshell immediately starts changing in plain sight as The Dirty White Boys and Tornado’s Bodyguards glare at each other. Teeth are bared. Fists are clenched. A fight could break out at any moment. Blonde Bombshell finishes putting on the dress, and isn’t pleased. It looks like the worst bridesmaid’s dress you ever saw crossed with a sheep. She ponders a moment, and tears off a middle, exposing her midriff. Much better. She allows herself to be led out of the Locker Room by Tornado’s Bodyguards. The Dirty White Boys don’t look pleased. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="21623" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">BRA & PANTIES MATCH MAYA BAQUERO VS DHARMA GREGG http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/MissMexico.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/VS.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/DharmaGregg_alt04.jpg</div> Jerry Eisen “It’s time for the lovely ladies of the “FCK Women” division to get it on.” Catherine Quine “”In a Bra & Panties match... Typical... “ Maya tries to wrestle, but Dharma’s having none of it. She’s in it to win it, jumping on Maya’s back in an attempt to rip her shirt off. Maya comes back with a few arm-drags and hip-tosses, but it quickly boils down to a straight-up catfight, both women tearing at each other’s clothes, pawing at each other’s bodies. It’s only a matter of time before one or both of them is completely naked… Catherine Quine “That’s about all I can take...” <div style="text-align:center;">http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/CatherineQuine.jpg</div> CATHERINE QUINE gets up from the Announce table, microphone in hand, and climbs in the ring. <div style="text-align:center;">CATHERINE QUINE Dharma! Maya! Stop it! For the past few months I’ve been forced to sit here and watch as women are reduced to ripping each other’s clothes off and rolling around in pudding, for the amusement of the ‘men’ in the audience. I have had enough! Last Wednesday, I beat Melody Cuthill. I don’t want to hear any vicious rumors about me holding the ropes. I beat her, and that makes me the most important Woman in the Frontier Combat Kingdom. Now I know you male chauvinist pigs want to see these women stripped and degraded and ridiculed, but these aren’t common whores.... Well... Dharma is, but Maya Baquero is one of the finest luchadores Mexico has ever produced. Male OR Female. Fights like this are beneath her, beneath me, and are an embarrassment to womankind everywhere. I say no more!</div> Dharma Gregg sneaks up behind Quine and rips her top off, celebrating her victory with pure glee. The Cat sees red and destroys her with a spear before storming off up the ramp. <div style="text-align:center;">THIS MATCH HAS BEEN DECLARED A NO CONTEST </div> </div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">PARKING LOT http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/ShadyK.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/BlondeBombshell_S.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/Knuckles.jpg</div> SHADY K, KNUCKLES and an army of Bodyguards lead BLONDE BOMBSHELL around the back of Troy Tornado’s massive Tour Bus. An array of television equipment has been assembled; cameras, lights, wind machines. Several confused and irritated FCK Bunnies put on similar dresses to the monstrosity B.B has on. <div style="text-align:center;">BLONDE BOMBSHELL What the...? http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/TroyTornado19S.jpg</div> TROY TORNADO swaggers over, shirtless except for an obviously-plastic snake draped over his shoulders. <div style="text-align:center;">TROY TORNADO It’s a music video, luv. What did you think I wanted you for? BLONDE BOMBSHELL Well... you know... TROY TORNADO Pft. Get over yourself. The only reason I entered that match at “FCK Easter!” is because I’ve got an album coming out in a few weeks, and for some reason the Record Label thinks having you in my music video would help boost sales. Just stand in the back and try not to pull focus. Don’t forget who the real star is. SOMEONE GET ME MORE GLITTER!!!</div> Tornado storms off. Blonde bombshell looks bewildered, as Shady K and Knuckles watch her closely. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="21623" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">JOHNNY BLOOD VS ED MONTON http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/JohnnyBloodS.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/VS.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/EdMonton.jpg</div> Jerry Eisen “With the rest of The Triumvirate arriving later Johnny Blood’s on his own tonight. Luckily, despite The Cat’s... um... episode... I’m joined by my Father, Richard Eisen. “ Richard Eisen “Ugh. Must you disappoint me at every turn? Johnny Blood may not have beaten Jeremy Stone last night, but it’s only going to be a matter of time before he rules the Frontier Combat Kingdom. Mark my words.” Looking completely infuriated with everyone around him, Johnny Blood goes right on the attack with a Raging Elbow (Charging Discus Elbow Strike) before angrily wrenching Monton in a variety of painful and exotic holds. No matter what Blood tries, the tough old son of a gun won’t tap. Blood gets frustrated and loses focus, allowing Monton to battle back with hard right hands, until Johnny surprises him with a series of lightning fast suplexes, and locks him into the Bloodrage Mutilation (Modified Camel Clutch). Monton quickly taps. <div style="text-align:center;">YOUR WINNER... JOHNNY BLOOD after 4:30</div> Johnny Blood picks up a microphone. <div style="text-align:center;">JOHNNY BLOOD Jeremy! It’s only a matter of time! Next time the clock won’t save you! And neither will your retarded little brother! I’m not going to rest until I break you!</div> </div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">PARKING LOT http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/ShadyK.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/BlondeBombshell_S.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/TroyTornado19S.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/Knuckles.jpg</div> The cameras are rolling, wind machines are set to overdrive, and TROY TORNADO is lip-synching along to a truly awful emo-rock song. The FCK Bunnies valiantly try to make it look like the music has any kind of rhythm, but the only one even remotely succeeding is BLONDE BOMBSHELL, whose erotic gyrations border on the pornographic. The crew are in awe, which Troy notices out of the corner of his eye. <div style="text-align:center;">TROY TORNADO Cut cut cut cut CUT! No! This is all wrong!</div> The music grinds to a halt, much to the annoyance of everyone in attendance. Again? Troy marches over to Blonde Bombshell, who is still dancing, apparently to the music in her head. <div style="text-align:center;">TROY TORNADO What the Hell is wrong with you? Are you a complete idiot or are you TRYING to steal focus? I’M THE STAR! Me! Me! Me! Me! ME!</div> Troy Tornado slaps her. Several crew members try to interject, but KNUCKLES, SHADY K, and the rest of Tornado’s Bodyguards stop them. Gradually, loud 80’s Rock Music comes into earshot, getting closer... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/LeadBelly_S.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/GreaseHogg_S.jpg</div> THE DIRTY WHITE BOYS charge onto the scene, Lead Belly carrying a massive Boom Box, Grease Hogg finishing off a Six-Pack. The wade into the Bodyguards, destroying everyone and everything in their path as they fight to get to Blonde Bombshell. Troy Tornado starts throwing a tantrum as he watches the carnage, and is quickly led away by Shady K and Knuckles. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/FCKBunnyClaire.jpg CATERING http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/HarryAllen_alt11s.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/DharmaGregg_S.jpg</div> Clutching her ribs, but still decidedly perky, DHARMA GREGG leads her camera crew to find HARRY ALLEN, leaning back on his chair, strumming away on his guitar. <div style="text-align:center;">DHARMA GREGG (giggling) Hi Harry! You know how you like beat Maverick at “FCK Easter!”? I was told to ask you if you’re like done with the Triumvirate now? HARRY ALLEN ‘Done’ is a strong word, darlin’. I may have got a measure of revenge last Wednesday but I ain’t done with the Triumvirate just yet. As long as DaLay’s got that belt around his waist, I’m gonna be gunnin’ for ‘em. Coming to the Frontier Combat Kingdom has lit a fire under me. I’ve never felt stronger, faster or felt more motivated than I do right now. So I’m comin’ for that title, I’m comin’ for the Triumvirate, and ain’t nothin’ gonna stop me... ‘tho I might take my time a bit, see some sights along the way. DHARMA GREGG Cool... well one of those ‘sights’ will be Edd Stone. Any thoughts on fighting the 24 Hour Party Animal tonight? HARRY ALLEN He’s a wacky sumbitch, that’s for sure, but I ain’t taking him lightly. A Stone’s a Stone no matter it’s shape. It’s still tough to break and hurts like heck if it hits you... well speak of the devil! http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/EddStone_S2.jpg</div> EDD STONE wanders in, eyes bloodshot, swaying a lot, hair ridiculous. <div style="text-align:center;">EDD STONE Dudes, you’re not gonna believe the night I had. I was chillin’ over at “Sonik” when in walked a couple of those chicks from The Hills. I made my usual play, “accidental” boob graze, bit of moonwalking, and at first they pretended to not be interested, but after I stealthed a few drinks in them and rocked a few awesome kick-flips on my buddy Fitch’s skateboard, things totally picked up and we... actually I’m not sure what happened next, I kinda blacked out at that point. I like literally woke up 9 minutes ago in the parking lot. No idea of I got there... or why the D.W.B were destroying things... but for some reason I was already in my wrestling gear and my boots are filled with M&Ms... M&M?</div> Edd reaches into his boots and fishes out handfuls off M&Ms, offering them to Dharma & Harry. They politely decline. <div style="text-align:center;">DHARMA GREGG Edd. Can I ask about Wednesday? EDD STONE What aboot it? Oh man, I didn’t drunk-dial you did I? DHARMA GREGG Um… No. FCK Easter. You hit Johnny Blood and Jeremy with a chair. EDD STONE I did? Huh. Thought I dreamt that. Awesome. Remind me to Youtube that later… I’m just sick of it, you know. Jez and Blood hate each other. They want to rip each other apart. That’s fine, good for them, but why do they have to drag me into it? It just bums me out… So I KO’d their asses. Maybe now they’ll leave me alone. HARRY ALLEN Or you’ve made them angry enough to come after you. EDD STONE I… Wow. I totally didn’t think this through, I... Is that your stalker or mine? http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/ChitoseAriwara.jpg</div> Harry whirls around to see CHITOSE KUMASAWA spying on him from behind a box. Realizing she’s been spotted, Chitose runs off. <div style="text-align:center;">HARRY ALLEN What the heck? http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/eddharry.jpg</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="21623" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">EDD STONE VS HARRY ALLEN http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/EddStoneRedux1.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/VS.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/HarryAllen_alt11.jpg</div> Jerry Eisen “Get ready for fast-paced Cruiserweight action in our Main Event. Tactically this should be very interesting. Both use similar styles. Edd’s a little bigger, more agile, and possesses some lethal kicks, but Harry’s faster, smarter and has proved over the past few months to have an incredible will to win.” Richard Eisen “Edd’s technical training at The House of Stone could be the difference maker. As much as he probably hates the idea, if he can tie Harry up and keep the fight grounded, he should have a significant advantage.” Both eager to get started, Harry & Edd share a fist pound and the fight is on! Harry scores an armdrag, Edd scores an armdrag. Harry hits a hiptoss, Edd hits a hiptoss. Edd turns his opponent inside out with a Rana, but Harry is right back to his feet, nailing a Rana of his own. They go toe-to-toe, move-for-move, running the ropes, ducking, dodging, springboarding... Too fast to call. Edd does the splits to avoid a Flying Back Elbow, and hits a Rolling Wheel Kick before going on the attack, adding ludicrous flips and ridiculous cartwheels to every single thing he does, stopping occasionally to bust a move. Cartwheel Kneedrop! Somersault Elbow! Big-Fish-Little-Fish-Cardboard-Box! Harry battles back with a more direct approach, using lightning fast, no-nonsense springboard dropkicks, Ranas and charging knees. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/ChitoseAriwara.jpg</div> Timidly, CHITOSE KUMASAKA comes out onto the ramp to watch the back-and-forth action, nervously cheering on Harry. Edd wrenches Harry up in a Running Powerbomb, but Harry counters into a sunset flip ...1...2... Edd rolls through ...1...2... Harry counters ...1...2... Edd counters ...1...2... Neither man can quite keep their opponent down for 3, so Edd unleashes some “Edd-Fu”, ridiculous over-the-top kicks. Roundhouse kick! Spin Kick! Crescent Kick! Harry ducks a wild volley and attacks with a high-flying flurry, before planting Edd with a thrilling Springboard Tornado Reverse DDT, much to Chitose’s delight. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/DangerKumasakaS.jpg</div> DANGER KUMASAKA grabs his daughter by the arm and starts dragging her away. Chitose resists, but Danger slaps her for her disobedience. Harry notices, and is about to go help her, when Edd spins him around and hits the Edd-Reneline Shot (Super Kick). Edd takes his time climbing to the top turnbuckle, doing a little dance before launching through the air with a Shooting Star Legdrop. Harry rolls out of the way and hits the Gunslinger’s Revenge (Cutter) for the win. <div style="text-align:center;">WINNER - HARRY ALLEN after 12:45</div> Although clearly wanting to go check on the Kumasaka situation, Harry helps Edd to his feet, and the 24 Hour Party Animal raises his hand in victory. </div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">IN-RING http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/JohnMaverick_S.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/DanDaLay3S.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/AdrianGarcia_S.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/JohnnyBloodstone_S.jpg</div> Confetti rains down from the rafters onto THE TRIUMVIRATE. The gigantic DAN DALAY stands victoriously in the middle of the ring, raising the FCK Title high for everyone to see. Emotionless, MAVERICK stands perfectly still in one corner as JOHNNY BLOOD fumes in another, casting a jealous eye at the Frontier Combat King. ADRIAN GARCIA has a microphone. <div style="text-align:center;">ADRIAN GARCIA I know what you’re all thinking. “Why are The Triumvirate celebrating? You only won one match last Wednesday at FCK Easter.” That may be true, but we won the important match, eh. Dan DaLay is still your Frontier Combat King! Maverick may not have beaten Harry Allen, but he got The Vigilante oot of the way. Johnny Blood may not have beaten Jeremy Stone, but... well... He would have if he’d just accepted our help.</div> Johnny Blood goes ballistic, advancing on Garcia, but DaLay blocks his way. <div style="text-align:center;">ADRIAN GARCIA Get over it, Johnny. You’ve been bitching and whining and foaming at the mouth aboot wanting to beat Jeremy Stone ever since I met you. I gave you the chance, Maverick handed it to you on a silver platter, and you turned it down. You know who didn’t turn down a little help? Dan DaLay. That is why Dan DaLay is the big star of The Triumvirate, and that is why he is the Frontier Combat King! In celebration of that fact, I have a special treat in store. RELEASE THE BALLOONS!</div> The entire arena look up as thousands of balloons... don’t release. They’re nowhere to be seen. Garcia looks confused. DaLay looks confused. Maverick looks... the same as usual. <div style="text-align:center;">RICHARD EISEN Stop looking up, Adrian. http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/RichardEisen_S.jpg</div> RICHARD EISEN gets up from the Announce table and heads into the ring. Adrian Garcia doesn’t know what’s going on. <div style="text-align:center;">RICHARD EISEN You’re not getting balloons tonight, for two reasons. One, balloons are stupid. Two... I’ve been talking to the shareholders of the Frontier Combat Kingdom and they are none too pleased with how you’ve been running things. Bias. Favoritism. Spending exorbitant amounts on confetti and balloons. They think that it’s time someone else was put in charge. Someone impartial. Someone with business acumen. Someone with experience in running a multi-million dollar wrestling organization. Someone like Richard Eisen. So it gives my great pleasure to announce myself the-</div> He’s interrupted by some very recognizable, All-American music. The crowd erupts as... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/SamStrong_S.jpg</div> SAM STRONG arrives on the ramp! He has returned! <div style="text-align:center;">SAM STRONG Not so fast, boys. Now I know each of you want to be in charge around here, and let’s be fair, you both have good reason to think you’d be the best man for the job. Eisen, despite the fact that you’re a manipulative jerk, you created the S.W.F out of nothing and made it into a thriving wrestling empire. Garcia, you may be a greedy little weasel, but you do have the Frontier Combat King in your camp, and he’s not the first Champion you’ve had in your corner. You certainly understand talent. Now we could debate over who’s the best man for the job. We could spend weeks, months, years of our lives talking, arguing, mud-slinging, plotting, scheming, trying to take control of the Frontier Combat Kingdom, but you know what? That doesn’t sound like fun to me. Lets leave the corporate back-stabbing for the lawyers and the politicians. We’re in the wrestling business. We’re going to settle this with wrestling, and we’re going to settle it quickly. So here’s what we’re gonna do. We’re going to pick teams. Each of us is going to recruit four members of the Frontier Combat Kingdom to represent us, and in six weeks, we’re going to have an event called “Frontier Combat Kingdom; Going To War”. Over the course of two nights, our teams are going to fight in a series of matches, and Garcia, if your team wins the most matches, I’ll sign over official lifelong control of F.C.K to you. Eisen, if your team wins, I’ll sign F.C.K over to you. And if my team wins, I’ll be in charge, and you two are going to need to sit back and accept it or you’ll be out on the unemployment line. ADRIAN GARCIA Teams? Are you oot of your mind, Strong? I have the three best fighters in Canadian Wrestling on my side? Who do you have? Who could possibly compete with my Triumvirate? SAM STRONG I’m glad you asked. Allow me to introduce the first two members of Team Strong right now! http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/JeremyStone_S.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/RaulHughes_S.jpg</div> JEREMY STONE and RAUL HUGHES come out from the ramp and stand with Sam Strong. <div style="text-align:center;">ADRIAN GARCIA Oh... um... Oh yeah? You... You think that scares us? You’ve got 2 guys. I’ve got 3! JOHNNY BLOOD No, you don’t.</div> Adrian whirls around to see Johnny Blood standing next to an extremely smug Eisen. <div style="text-align:center;">JOHNNY BLOOD The only reason I signed with you was because you said you’d take me to the top, but you’ve given everything I’ve ever wanted to this fat f***! You don’t think I’m the star of Triumvirate? The star of Team Garcia? Fine. I’ll be the star of Team Eisen!</div> Adrian Garcia desperately pleads with Johhny Blood as he leaves the ring with Eisen. <div style="text-align:center;">SAM STRONG I’m bored of talking. We’ve still got some time left on the show, so let’s see some violence. Jeremy. Raul. Go kick their heads in.</div> Happy to oblige, Raul and Jeremy march down to the ring, the latter having a serious staredown with Johnny Blood as they pass. Unfinished business for another time. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="21623" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">/w Adrian Garcia DAN DALAY & MAVERICK VS JEREMY STONE & RAUL HUGHES /w Sam Strong http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/TeamGarciaGarciaS.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/TeamGarciaDaLay.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/TeamGarciaMaverick.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/VSO-G.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/TeamStrongJeremy.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/TeamStrongHughes.jpg</div> Jerry Eisen “Looks like we’ve got an impromptu match here!” Raul and Jeremy dominate their surprised opponents in the early goings, Raul out-punching the gigantic Dan DaLay, Jeremy wrestling rings around Maverick. Eventually, The Triumvirate catch a lucky break, hitting a cheap-shot on Jeremy and isolating him in their corner. The emotionless Maverick clinically dissects The Canadian Wrestling Machine, while DaLay bludgeons him with clubbing blows and big slams, roaring with laughter. Jeremy surprises Maverick with a Rolling Wheel Kick, and crawls to his corner to make the tag. Raul charges in, destroying his opponents with powerful strikes, before taking DaLay down to the mat and laying in some devastating ground and pound. Maverick cuts him off, but is soon feeling the power of Raul’s punches for himself. Adrian Garcia climbs onto the apron, but Sam Strong yanks him off. Momentarily distracted watching his Agent go down, DaLay turns and- LEFT HOOK! Raul Hughes knocks him out and gets the pin! <div style="text-align:center;">WINNER - RAUL HUGHES & JEREMY STONE after 13:02</div> </div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/SixWeeks.jpg http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/GoingToWarPosterF.jpg http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/CrackedTeams.jpg</div>

Self · May 31, 2009

<div style="text-align:center;">http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/FCK/Marksman5.jpg</div> This is Mark’s mother. He has been banned from using the internet after I found out some of the things he was looking at. I knew the internet was full of perverts, but I had no idea it was turning my son into one. However, as Mark seemed so upset about not being able to tell you what he thought about this silly wrestling thing, here are his “scores”. I hope this makes sense to you, as it makes absolutely no sense to me. <div style="text-align:center;">Christian Faith Talks... C+ DANGER KUMASAKA VS CHRISTIAN FAITH... C+ Troy’s Music Video Part 1 ... C+ MAYA BAQUERO VS DHARMA GREGG... D Quine Goes Banana... C+ Troy’s Music Video Part 2 ... C+ JOHNNY BLOOD VS ED MONTON... C Troy’s Music Video Part 3... C+ Interview with Harry Allen & Edd Stone... B- EDD STONE VS HARRY ALLEN... C The Triumvirate Celebrate... A DALAY & MAVERICK VS HUGHES & STONE... B- Mark gives this show a B- Early reports put the rating at a 0.21</div> He also wanted me to copy this from FCKwrestling.ca, a truly horrible place I advise you never to visit. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="21623" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> Johnny Blood vs Raul Hughes Danger Kumasaka vs Ed Monton DaLay & Maverick vs Melbourne Blondes Shady K vs Grease Hogg <div style="text-align:center;">FAN VOTE Which FCK Superstar do you think the Teams should try to recruit first? Christian Faith, Harry Allen or Edd Stone</div> </div></blockquote> You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Mark’s Mother

Phantom Stranger · June 1, 2009

Johnny Blood vs Raul Hughes

To make Johnny madder

Danger Kumasaka vs Ed Monton

NOT ENOUGH Ds, ED!

DaLay & Maverick vs Melbourne Blondes

Shady K vs Grease Hogg

For the honour of the Dirty White Lady.

FAN VOTE

Which FCK Superstar do you think the Teams should try to recruit first?

Christian Faith, Harry Allen or Edd Stone

There are multiple places Harry or Edd seem like they might go. Edd's decision is likely to happen with about three seconds on the clock. So, Harry.

Phantom Stranger · June 1, 2009

Also, that was your best freakin' show yet.

Regis · June 1, 2009

Johnny Blood vs Raul Hughes

A No Contest here, as interference renders the match a moot point.

Danger Kumasaka vs Ed Monton

Bloody hell, just go for a time limit finish as one of them retires in the middle of the match. Danger gets distracted by abusing his daughter and loses.

DaLay & Maverick vs Melbourne Blondes

The Blondes are good, but have no overness here.

Shady K vs Grease Hogg

Shady K isn't Dirty enough. Or... I'll stop there.

FAN VOTE

Which FCK Superstar do you think the Teams should try to recruit first?

Christian Faith, Harry Allen or Edd Stone

Because he's going to bring the most Awesome stylings to any team he's on!

Hyde Hill · June 1, 2009

Just wondering how the rest of the world is coming on mabe an end of the month recap or something?

Jaded · June 1, 2009

Agree with PS, your best show yet, and one of the best I can recall from ANY dynasty! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Johnny Blood vs Raul Hughes

Danger Kumasaka vs Ed Monton

DaLay & Maverick vs Melbourne Blondes

Shady K vs Grease Hogg

FAN VOTE

Which FCK Superstar do you think the Teams should try to recruit first?

Christian Faith, Harry Allen or Edd Stone

Oregano Jensen · June 1, 2009

Johnny Blood vs Raul Hughes

Blood is definitely the top man on Team Eisen. If he loses to Hughes, who's not clearly the top guy on Team Strong, how does Team Eisen remain relevant?

Danger Kumasaka vs Ed Monton

Kumasaka has the colossal advantage of not being Ed Monton.

DaLay & Maverick vs Melbourne Blondes

Your typical squash.

Shady K vs Grease Hogg

This is essentially a 2-on-3 feud... we at least have to believe the 2 are individually stronger than the other side's henchmen.

FAN VOTE

Which FCK Superstar do you think the Teams should try to recruit first?

Christian Faith, Harry Allen or Edd Stone

Allen seems to be getting a serious push, and who doesn't love Edd Stone? (Aside from his own brother, Blood, Allen, the Eisens, Quine, Dharma...) But Christian Faith is a legend -- the epitome of what a professional wrestling champion should be. (But... isn't he a close personal friend of Richard Eisen? Strong may have a shot, due to presumably being a face, but I don't see Garcia pulling Faith here.)

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