slack Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Are you even playing the game? Haha. This is strangely awesome and horrifying. I can't figure out if this is the worst or best thing ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_w_w Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Oh lprock, I don't think I'll ever be able to vote to lynch you again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lprock Posted February 28, 2010 Author Share Posted February 28, 2010 Are you even playing the game? Haha. This is strangely awesome and horrifying. I can't figure out if this is the worst or best thing ever. Ohohohohoho. No. Oh lprock, I don't think I'll ever be able to vote to lynch you again! Then this has all been worth it. I will now be posting the next update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lprock Posted February 28, 2010 Author Share Posted February 28, 2010 John Cena's House, West Newbury, Massachusetts. July 11th, 2009. 7:23 PM EST John is relaxing at his house, reading some Playboy, when JBL arrives. John Cena: How'd you get in here? JBL: John, I know things got off on the wrong foot a little earlier, but I'm willing to forgive and forget. John Cena: I don't even know what happened. JBl: So I was down at Auto Zone today buying some new brake pads. Guess who I ran into working there? John Cena: Who? Hardcore Holly appears behind John. Hardcore Holly: Me. A startled John Cena jumps forward and punts his cat through a window. John Cena: I am startled. JBL: Anyway, Bob. John and I are starting a wrestling school and we want to know if you're in. Hardcore Holly: No. JBL: Come on Bob, don't be a little pussy. Hardcore gives JBL a Chokeslam for calling him a pussy. Hardcore Holly: I hate you I hate my life I'm going to kill myself. Hardcore leaves. John Cena: Dang. Before John could go help his friend back to his feet, his phone rang. John Cena: Hello. Tha Black Phenom: I heard you got sum' wrestlin' business goin'. John Cena: Yes. Tha Black Phenom: Me an' my boys are down witchu'. Th' Posse'll be there to pick you up in a few. Tha Black Phenom lays down a few beats and hangs up. As soon as John closes his phone, he is startled by the sound of a car horn. He and JBL head outside to meet Tha Black Phenom's boys. Pete Gas: Hey playboys, hop on in. Phenom wants to meet y'all personally. John and JBL get into the Mean Street Posse's minivan and drive off. To Be Continued Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikerdude Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Holy ****, this is getting good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sensai of Mattitude Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 I hope we see more of Hardcore Holly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NicoTheUnique Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 This is so freaking funny and wrong at the same time o_O Even though we dont like Cena, him being gay?...being fired?...his partner dying? Randy RKO'ing him though a table?...for the tittle? Dam its just wrong... xD -nico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lprock Posted February 28, 2010 Author Share Posted February 28, 2010 For anyone who wants to know the second post of the thread has been edited with the roster post, archive of whats happened so far and titles + title history. And for those too lazy to look at the last page, here's the update I just got through posting on the end of page 2: John meets Tha Black Phenom's Mean Street Posse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sensai of Mattitude Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 I'd like to know where I can buy a replica of the John Cena World Cup trophy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lprock Posted February 28, 2010 Author Share Posted February 28, 2010 I'll be honest with you. It doesn't exist irl and you'll never find anything else like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 For anyone who wants to know the second post of the thread has been edited with the roster post, archive of whats happened so far and titles + title history. Wow, JBL pulling double duty. And just for my own personal edification ... Head Booker Jon Arbuckle ... the owner of Garfield the cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lprock Posted February 28, 2010 Author Share Posted February 28, 2010 Yes Jon Arbuckle is the owner of Garfield the cat. He wanted to try his hand in booking, most veterans don't expect him to last very long but John really enjoys having him around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linsolv Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Okay, I can't revoke any of the things I've said so far, since they seem to still be true, but DAMN. (Orton for triple crown...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayelek Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 This is the most aw(ful/esome) thing I've ever read. And Cena might not necessarily be gay...He could just have AIDS and enjoy the company of men in a non-gay manner and have been fired by Vince who is ignorant...Right guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningHamster Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 And Cena might not necessarily be gay...He could just have AIDS and enjoy the company of men in a non-gay manner and have been fired by Vince who is ignorant...Right guys? No, he's a gay. It says so in writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linsolv Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 No, he's a gay. It says so in writing. Do you believe everything you read? I don't. But Cena totally admitted it. That's right there on the page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhenomenalPat Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 So I get your going the whole Cena is gay route, but your missing a potentially funny and amusing scene thus far. Cena has an actual real life wife...who is rather hot too. Were is she? I want Mrs. Cena damnit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxxHexx Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Wait, if Cena is gay why is he reading Playboy? Thus far, this is the worst dynasty I have ever read. I ahve no idea what is going on. It has no direction. You sir, you have readers, now it the point were you have to do something with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningHamster Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Wait, if Cena is gay why is he reading Playboy? The articles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhenomenalPat Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 The articles. Isn't that why we all read playboy? World class writing and celebrity interviews. ........... Though I do usually enjoy the jokes/humor section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linsolv Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Wait, if Cena is gay why is he reading Playboy? Probably, he's trying not to see Shawn Michaels' spread in the magazine he'd RATHER be reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby_McDonald Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 This is brilliant. Maybe I could have gone with my Buff The Puff storyline after all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lprock Posted March 1, 2010 Author Share Posted March 1, 2010 Continuation Tha Black Phenom's Poppin' Club, West Newbury, Massachusetts. July 11th, 2009. 8:23 PM EST Exactly one hour later, John Cena, JBL and The Mean Street Posse arrive at Tha Black Phenom's Poppin' Club. The five men head inside, only to notice Phenom chattin' up a hoe. Tha Black Phenom: Am I be, yo playboy. Tha Black Phenom's hoe laughs, throws up on his shoes, then passes out. Rodney: Phenom's over there. Rodney looks in Tha Black Phenom's direction, pointing with his eyes. John Cena: Alright. John and JBL walk over to Tha Black Phenom. Tha Black Phenom: Ah playboys, have a seat. Phenom and his playboys have a seat. Tha Black Phenom: Playboys, playboys. I'm glad you could make it. Let me introduce you to my good friend, Akon. Akon walks over and shakes John and JBL's hands. Akon: Hey you. Akon is joined by The Mean Street Posse, and subsequently, all four men pull out guns and point them directly at John and JBL. Tha Black Phenom: We'll be taking all of your titles now, John. John Cena: Alright then. John hands over the World John Cena World Heavyweight Championship and the World John Cena Tag Team Championships. Tha Black Phenom: Good good. Now get out of my club you pussylickers. John and JBL get out of the booth and leave Tha Black Phenom's Poppin' Club. JBL: Well that was just plain not fun. Angry at how bad of a time he had at Tha Black Phenom's Poppin' Club, JBL called John a whore, flipped over a nearby picnic table, and swore never to speak to him again. John Cena: Oh my. John continued to walk alone, when suddenly, he notices Randy Orton in the corner of his eye. John Cena: OHNO- DRIVEBY RKO! Randy covers John for three seconds, gets up and declares he has now made one defense of his World John Cena Hardcore Championship, and walks away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaySticLe of YouTube Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 This is definitely DOTY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKenwyne Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 I can't help but smile at the OHNO-/DRIVEBY RKO combo. Ah, Orton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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