Guest Booker: The Phoenix Also Rises: Phil Vibert and PWC

TLLK · May 3, 2011

Insane show, NN. Can't get enough of this edgy, anti-USPW.

But, I must agree with Eidenhoek: Chord must have a Cutter.

NoNeck · May 3, 2011

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<div style="text-align:center;">ONLINE EXCLUSIVE:

Posted on: PWC.COM VIA PWI.NET</div>

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You can hear his voice coming from all the way down the back hallway. And as a few shocked staffers stand in a bustling office after PWC TV, Big Smack Scott struts up and pulls his sunglasses off, holding his arms open in front of a wet-behind-the-ears intern dressed in a nice suit.

BSS: “Phil! Vih-bert! Come here and tell me how I look.”

Scott gracefully packs the intern into a tight hug, which is somewhat odd, and releases him quickly.

BSS: “I've been going out every week up north, down in Mexico, flying a jet to Iowa and the Japan, telling everyone that nobody knows who I am or what I'm capable of. Been talking about how no one gives the Big Smack the time to show off what real wrestling is. Until you, Philip. So let me say that I thank you for the private office. Real nice, got walls and plenty of room for a one-two lady sandwich if you understand.”

Scott has no idea that it isn’t the owner of PWC he is talking to as the kid stands wide eyed. He then punches “Vibert” in the shoulder a bit harder than a frat boy would high-five his wingman but before he can correct Scott, the big man continues talking.

BSS: “Now, I know you're thinking how I figured out this place was me. Simple. I saw this name on the door, Philip Vibblestein or something. I add two and two, get the idea that you bought a room, put up your name because you knew I knew who you were, and that meant that where you were, I was going to be. So I walk in, see stuff hanging, and settled in. Thanks Philip, great job you're doing.”

Scott walks over to "his" desk and gets a few notes, which are written on the back of an 8x10 glossy of some half naked stripper.

BSS: “About that, though. Got about eight hundred people calling, saying they're asking for you. Now I know people know I'm here, dropped out of Supreme Wrestling and Eisen-land to head over to the real deal, the United States Professional Wrestling. Maybe they can't dial a number because their fat asses too slow to pick up a phone. Maybe they're pranking me. Regardless, wrote down some memos for you….”

Scott begins to read off his list.

BSS: “Some guy said he was strong, I think his name was Samantha or something, sounding like some girl, said that he wanted to see you about a contract or something. Acted like he owned the place. Told him to come back when the downstairs mix-up got checked up. Then another call, some chick about Alice or Felicia or something, said she was sorry about leaving, wanted to get back in. Maybe I've been visiting too many beds, but I don't know any Alicia or something. Told her that the Big Smack Hotel is always open, just knock-knock and I'll sit you down with the Big Smack Daddy.”

Scott grabs another set of notes.

BSS: “Let's see...some undertaker called about getting his coffins back. Don't know the hell that means, told him to stick it sideways and stop calling. A dino-face guy called asking about a title or streaking or something. I'll be honest: when a man starts telling me he's naked, I leave. Actually, I pound his ass, but when it's on the phone can't do that. That's almost it, one more. Right. Rip Chord called. Don't know who it is, but the guy's a joke. Ripcord. Seriously? I don't know how he gets that name. Anyway, Parachute talking about a son, doesn't know where he is, asking if he's okay. I told him that if paternity's doing that to him, go down to the store and get a cream for it.”

He holds up his hand and waits until the intern high-fives it again.

BSS: “I've been working 18 hours straight, Phil, so I'm taking a break and getting some water. Later.”

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Bigpapa42 · May 3, 2011

Gold, dude. Great take on the Smacker. Love it.

20LEgend · May 3, 2011

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Intrigued

Eidenhoek · May 3, 2011

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28544" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Scott has no idea that it isn’t the owner of PWC he is talking to as the kid stands wide eyed.</div></blockquote> Face. Desk.

KingJoel · May 3, 2011

I don't know what that was...but that was ****ing glorious. <img alt="

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James Casey · May 3, 2011

Genius. Pure genius.

Candyman · May 3, 2011

That's post of the year material right there. Must have more BSS.

sebsplex · May 6, 2011

Rip Chord / Parachute... that's gold <img alt="

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NoNeck · May 7, 2011

Wow.

I think I sold the Smacker's potential to get over among you guys a bit short.

Thanks a lot.

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In honor of that, I'm going to squeeze the next online promo onto the next show and get straight to that "game changing" post I was telling you about.

And thanks for all the support so far in the DOTM voting thread. I'm glad so many people are enjoying this.

20LEgend · May 7, 2011

Game changing can't wait. Unless someone (Strong) is dead <img alt="

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sebsplex · May 8, 2011

My DOTM vote for sure. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="TheLeviticalLawKid3" data-cite="TheLeviticalLawKid3" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28544" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>But, I must agree with Eidenhoek: Chord must have a Cutter.</div></blockquote> Heh, perhaps even a wristlock that transitions into a Cutter.

Eidenhoek · May 9, 2011

lulz. I get it.

NoNeck · May 9, 2011

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<div style="text-align:center;">ONLINE EXCLUSIVE:

Posted on: TCW.COM VIA PWI.NET</div>

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Tommy Cornell Severely Injured in Car Wreck</div>

Although official police reports are still being filed, it is being reported by TCW.com that Total Championship Wrestling owner and current World Heavyweight Champion Tommy Cornell was involved in a single vehicle accident late last night that has left him in serious but stable condition at Green Bay General Hospital. Details about the incident itself are still sketchy, but apparently the weather played a factor in Cornell’s late model SUV going off of the highway.

Cornell’s wife, Jennifer, is reportedly en route from the family home in Pasadena, CA, to Wisconsin, and could not be reached for comment. TCW is expected to make a statement sometime during the day tomorrow.

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Big Roguey · May 9, 2011

...Wow. That is...horrible!

Bigpapa42 · May 9, 2011

Whoa... Tommy... Poor Tommy...

TLLK · May 9, 2011

Dang.

Eisen-verse · May 9, 2011

Wow; that could drastically change the landscape of the cornell-verse for quite some time. If he's out for awhile, as it seems he may be, this could really, depending upon how well TCW's done to create popular stars, could really drive them down the pipe.

Crazy!

Cheers.

E-V

Phantom Stranger · May 9, 2011

...Yeah, that's gonna change things.

James Casey · May 9, 2011

So... Keith, Hawkins or one of the Machines to take the top title?

Too bad for TCW, but how amazing for PWC to suddenly see one of their rivals have their legs kicked out from under them.

3k · May 9, 2011

Ha...not tricking me NoNeck.

Cornell is faking the injury to get out of his TCW commitments. He is going to sell his shares in TCW and invest that money in PWC. And he is going to debut soon for PWC ending T-Rex's streak.

I mean Cornell can't really be done. What will the universe be called?

ajcrible · May 9, 2011

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1234" data-cite="1234" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28544" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I mean Cornell can't really be done. What will the universe be called?</div></blockquote> Vibbert-Verse. Just rolls off the tongue...

NoNeck · May 10, 2011

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1234" data-cite="1234" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28544" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Ha...not tricking me NoNeck. Cornell is faking the injury to get out of his TCW commitments. He is going to sell his shares in TCW and invest that money in PWC. And he is going to debut soon for PWC ending T-Rex's streak. I mean Cornell can't really be done. What will the universe be called?</div></blockquote> Nope. Sorry to say, I do not have a big swerve moment coming concerning the previous post about Tommy Cornell. There's nothing story related going on. Told you it would change the game, didn't I? Although, as game situations go, I almost wish I was playing as TCW. It's such a good scenario. Wouldn't it be fun? I'll address the ramifications and some other things too in the upcoming Guest Booker segment, which will have the next show's preview attached as well. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

The Celt · May 10, 2011

What it basically means is that TCW just lost their Ace, and their best defence against any kind of move by USPW to take the #2 spot in the US.

Hashasheen · May 10, 2011

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="The Celt" data-cite="The Celt" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28544" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>What it basically means is that TCW just lost their Ace, and their best defence against any kind of move by PWC to take the #2 spot in the US.</div></blockquote> Fixed, and Damn. <img alt=":eek:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/eek.png.0e09df00fa222c85760b9bc1700b5405.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Who's the successor owners in the files? <img alt=":confused:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/confused.png.d4a8e6b6eab0c67698b911fb041c0ed1.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

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