TLLK Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 The residence of Fabulous Frank is actually a cozy bachelor apartment on the upper east side of Pittsburgh run by a delightful gentlemen name Susanna. You have to see him rock a pair of high heels, breathtaking... Moving on... We find Mr. Fabulous sitting down to scrumptious dinner of microwaveable fettuccine alfredo, and a luke warm glass of Bud Light. On the television, the latest episode of Jeopardy. Alex Trebek asking the questions, Frank getting the answers wrong. Terrific evening... And just as Final Jeopardy hits the screen, the power goes out. Frank drops his fork, and looks around. Terrific stuff. Now this is my kind of humor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QFresh Posted November 30, 2010 Author Share Posted November 30, 2010 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KPNumbaOneShow.png The DVD feature portion of Numba One Show opens with a shot of the ring inside of Jerry’s Basement. The 158 fans in attendance are all standing as the show’s theme song “He’s Gonna Jump” by Rubber Band plays over the boom box next to a microphone at ringside. From behind the curtain leading to the Wash-A-Locker room, two giant Hawaiian men emerge carrying light streamers, and handheld smoke machines. And although you may not be able to see them at ringside, from the comfort of the dub studio, we hear the KP Broadcast Team of Davis Ditterich, Hustler D, and Joker the Pimptronic Clown chime in. http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/DavisDitterich.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/HustlerD.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/JokerThePimp.jpg “Kanzen Pro, here we go! Hello fans, this is Davis Ditterich welcoming you to Numba One Show, and what a night it’s going to be tonight.” - Ditterich “God damn that was weak. You always gonna open like that Ditts?” - Hustler “Seriously dude, that was kinda homo.” - Pimptronic “What!?! You can’t say that!” - Ditterich “We can say whatever we want Ditts, that’s what we’re paid for.” - Hustler “Like I can tell the people that while they watch this opening video for some douche in our first match, I’m gonna roll a fattie, and smoke it like a burning cross…” - Pimptronic “Jesus Christ, what’s wrong with you?” - Ditterich "Boy, oh boy, that's One Mean Panda!!!" - Ditterich "Really Ditts?" - Hustler "Something tells me I'm gonna hate this job about as much as a woman in the workplace." - Pimptronic "Okay, seriously, is that even necessary?" - Ditterich http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/OneMeanPanda.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/Ant-Man.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/TheTic.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/SkyKing.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/LumberJack.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/MarioDaSilva.jpg One Mean Panda & Ant-Man & The Tic vs. Sky King & Lumber Jack & Mario Da Silva “And the match is under way with Ant-Man, and Lumber Jack who lock up with a collar, and elbow tie up. Jack pushes him back into the corner, and Kanzen Referee Jez McArthuer starts the mandatory five count.” - Ditterich “Why do zebras always do that knowing that they‘re just gonna break it up themselves.” - Hustler “And he does just that getting in between the two men, and oooohhhh… Lumber Jack with an open handed slap right across the face of Ant-Man.” - Ditterich “You just been slapped like a b!#*h!” - Hustler “Kinda like how I slapped Ditts’ Mother on the ass last night. You should’ve seen the jiggle in that ass-fat.” - Pimptronic “You did no such thing with my Mother.” - Ditterich 10 -15 Minutes Later... “Mario Da Silva bounces off the ropes, Panda is waiting… Hey wait… It’s… PANDAMONIUM!!! …This one is over!” - Ditterich “Buddy hit that move from out of nowhere.” - Hustler “ Panda with the cover…” - Ditterich 1... 2... 3... Winner(s): One Mean Panda & Ant-Man & The Tic - D-/39 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/MissAmerica.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/AshleyGrover.jpg Miss America vs. Ashley Grover “Time for a nipple slip!” - Pimptronic “How about a little beaver tail.” - Hustler “Why don’t we just enjoy a good wrestling match instead of objectifying these terrific female athletes.” - Ditterich “Take your tampon out Ditts.” Pimptronic “This one is underway, the bell rings, and instinctively Ashley Grover starts to dance. Why is it every time a bell rings, she decides to dance?” - Ditterich “Because that’s probably the signal it’s her time up on the stage at her other job.” - Hustler “Are you saying she’s an erotic dancer?” - Ditterich “She should give us a preview to whether or not the carpet matches the drapes.” - Pimptronic 8 Hours of Work Later… “Miss America is rolling right now! She looks to have this one all but finished.” - Ditterich “And not a single glance at some pubes.” Pimptronic “Grover is dazed… On my… It’s the…” - Ditterich INDEPENDENCE DAY SUPLEX!!! “Miss America with the bridge…” - Ditterich 1... 2... 3... Winner: Miss America - D-/40 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/HappyElwood.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/Nomad.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/RoderickRemus.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/TooHot.jpg Happy Elwood & Nomad vs. Hot Pockets “I‘ll be honest with you, Hot Pockets are my favorite tag team in Kanzen.” - Hustler “Why, is it because of their utter lack of disrespect for everything, and everyone around them?” - Ditterich “Nope, it’s cause they sprung for the yeyo last night at the hotel.” - Pimptronic “What!” - Ditterich “Heavy party.” - Hustler “Too Hot, and Nomad start this match off, and Nomad is laying down in the center of the ring… what is this about?” - Ditterich “He knows that they can’t beat the delicious snack known as Hot Pockets!” - Hustler “That‘s not it at all, it looks like Nomad wants to have a nap. This is not the time to nap, Nomad, it‘s wrestling time now! Too Hot looks to take advantage, and pins.” - Ditterich 1... 2... …Elwood stops the count. “Nomad better wake up, or this match will be over for his team.” - Ditterich One Half Episode of Hells Kitchen Later… “Elwood is in trouble here, and Remus looks to put an end to this misery.” - Ditterich “That yeyo is like superman juice!” - Pimptronic. REMUS CLUTCH!!! “Remus has the Remus Clutch locked in, Elwood is gonna tap out here.” - Ditterich T… A… P… Winner(s): Hot Pockets - E+/35 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/ElHijoDelZonk.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/OscarOzymandias.jpg El Hijo Del Zonk vs. Oscar Ozymandias “Well look at this gigantic blue fag…” - Pimptronic “I believe your referring to popular superstar El Hijo Del Zonk.” - Ditterich “Do you see any other gigantic blue fag’s anywhere?” - Pimptronic “Ahahahahaha” - Hustler “Zonk, and Oscar go to lock up, but Oscar decides he’d rather do a little bit of posing first… Weird.” - Ditterich “Don’t pretend like you don’t want to look Ditts. We know your down with P in the B.” - Pimptronic “P in the B? What is… Oh… Oh come on now!” - Ditterich “Ahahahahahaha” - Hustler “And now Zonk answers back with a pose of his own, and these fans are cheering him on!” - Ditterich “An entire audience full of homos!” - Pimptronic “You’re a piece of work, you know that.” - Ditterich 12 ½ Minutes of Posing Later… “This has been a real pose-a-thon here, but Ozymandias looks to have had enough, and wait now… he runs right into a …” - Ditterich ZONK BOMB!!! “And the pin.” - Ditterich 1... 2... 3... Winner: El Hijo Del Zonk - D-/39 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/ElHijoDelZonk.jpg After the match, El Hijo Del Zonk is in the ring with most of the fans in a frenzy. He starts jumping around the ring in celebration with a huge smile on his face, not hiding his giddy childlike cackles. He grabs a microphone from ringside, and starts to speak. “ZONK!?! Zonk zonk zonk zonkity zonk zonk!” - Zonk The fans look around, not understanding a word Zonk is saying. Then... http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/JezMcArthur.jpg Jez McArthuer? Yep! Jez McArthuer gets into the ring, and grabs the microphone. This should go well. “As it turns out fans, I know how to speak Zonk, so I’ll translate. What my friend is trying to say is that he’s really happy to be here tonight.” - Jez Zonk starts to shake his head frantically, grabbing the mic from Jez, and speaks again. “Zonk-o-zonk zonk. Zonk zonk zonk. Zonkity zonk zonkizy.” - Zonk “He also says that Oscar Ozymandias is a butthole, and is ugly.” Jez “This is nuts, and kind of gay.” - Pimptronic “Knock it off, it’s Zonk time here in Kanzen!” - Ditterich “Zonk zonk… Zonky zonk… ZONK!” - Zonk “And he says that he can’t wait to come back, and wrestle here in Kanzen Pro for all of you fans.” - Jez “Well that’s just swell, a real feel good moment here for the fans of KP.” - Ditterich “Wake we up when this stupid filler s#!t is over.” - Hustler - E+/30 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/FoxMask.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/MaskedCougar.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KashmirSmooth.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/BradfordPeverell.jpg The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Straight Edge Smooth “A match featuring four of the top talent from Kanzen Pro in our main event tonight. This one is going to be awesome!” - Ditterich “Two schmucks who pretend not to be drunk‘s against two fags who dress as animal superheroes are the top talent in Kanzen? And just when I thought I‘d have this job longer then a week.” - Hustler “Masked Cougar, and Kashmir Smooth start us off, countering each others moves as if they’ve been in the ring with each other hundreds of times before.” - Ditterich “Because they probably have Ditts, this isn’t the only wrestling company in the world.” - Pimptronic “Such terrific counter wrestling nonetheless, and Cougar gets the upper hand after a big exchange of arm drag takedowns, and one big back drop. And now they’re at a stalemate! What a start to this match!” - Ditterich “Cool your jets Ditts, your acting like a pre-teen flinging her Sponge-Bob training bra at Justin Beiber.” - Pimptronic Seven Rounds of Team Deathmatch Later… “F.F.C.P have Kashmir isolated, Bradford is out cold on the floor after being Cougar Pounced out of the ring. Irish whip, Kashmir off the ropes… Here it comes…” - Ditterich FUR IS MURDER!!! 1... 2... 3... Winner(s): The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan - C-/57 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/FoxMask.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/MaskedCougar.jpg After the match, The F.F.C.P celebrate in the ring with the fans chanting “Fur is murder“ to the beat of stomping feet on the cement floors. Cougar on one side, and Fox on the other, they raise their arms into the air when from out of nowhere… http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KashmirSmooth.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/BradfordPeverell.jpg Straight Edge Smooth attack them from behind. They knock them off the ropes, and begin to lay the boots to them while they are on the mat. The crowd boo them of course, but they continue their assault on the fallen heroes. After they finish their assault, they stand over top of their enemies as the show comes to a close. - D-/37 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KPNumbaOneShow.png D/47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 *watches OMP's titantron* ... What. The. ****. I cried laughing. Also, I assume P'n'B = penar in da butt, mirite? ALSO: I is sad @ no nipslipz ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrestling Century Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I apologize for forgetting to predict, but that was one funny show write up! Keep up the good work and you will be DOTM in no time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QFresh Posted December 1, 2010 Author Share Posted December 1, 2010 *watches OMP's titantron* ... What. The. ****. I cried laughing. Also, I assume P'n'B = penar in da butt, mirite? ALSO: I is sad @ no nipslipz ._. You never say no to Panda... P in the B is right, and perhaps a nipslip down the line... Probably not... But maybe. I apologize for forgetting to predict, but that was one funny show write up! Keep up the good work and you will be DOTM in no time! Thanks for the comment ma dude, and as for not predicting... Shame on you. Jokes man, just get in on the next one if you like. ---------------------------------------- As for predictions, this would be my biggest turnout... Ever... And for that, I want to thank everybody who did, and I just hope that I can write a quality dynasty that keeps everybody interested in my little piece of Kanzen Pie. I figured that the way I'd run predictions is to have a years worth of shows, and tally up the scores at the end, and declare a winner of that years prediction contest. And here we go. Of the 14 people who predicted, three people walk out with a perfect score, those being Jaded, Beeker, and MJStark. Again, congrats to you, and hopefully you'll predict for the next show which I'm hoping to have up in the next couple of days (I don't want to burn myself out by writing too much, too fast.) Results below. "Why ZEN When You KANZEN" Predictions Contest - 2010 Edition Jaded 5/5 Beeker 5/5 MJStark 5/5 Midnightnick 4/5 Apupunchau@optonline 4/5 TheLeviticalLawKid3 4/5 ChrisKid 3/5 Eidenhoek 3/5 20LEgend 3/5 funkyzafara 3/5 Waghlon 3/5 Jingo 3/5 Boltinho 2/5 Huntman 2/5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOOL Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 5 stars. Awesome stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QFresh Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KPStillHaveMoney.png http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/FoxMask.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/MaskedCougar.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KashmirSmooth.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/BradfordPeverell.jpg !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Straight Edge Smooth As Well As... One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske - !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER TRIO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats - !!!KANZEN PRO BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Ant-Man vs. Sky King El Medico vs Oscar Ozymandias Nomad vs. Lumber Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisKid Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 The Fantastic Fur Contingency Planvs. Straight Edge Smooth As Well As... One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske - !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER TRIO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats - !!!KANZEN PRO BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Ant-Man vs. Sky King El Medico vs Oscar Ozymandias Nomad vs. Lumber Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20LEgend Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Straight Edge Smooth Straighten it up As Well As... One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske - !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER TRIO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats - !!!KANZEN PRO BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Ant-Man vs. Sky King El Medico vs Oscar Ozymandias Nomad vs. Lumber Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightnick Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Straight Edge Smooth As Well As... One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske - !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER TRIO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats - !!!KANZEN PRO BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Ant-Man vs. Sky King El Medico vs Oscar Ozymandias Nomad vs. Lumber Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waghlon Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Straight Edge Smooth Straighten up! As Well As... One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske - !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER TRIO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! STONE! COLD! MEAN! PANDAAAAAAH! (screw his teammates) Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats - !!!KANZEN PRO BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Ant-Man vs. Sky King El Medico vs Oscar Ozymandias Nomad vs. Lumber Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterHilton Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 If we could have signatures, this would be mine: “That yeyo is like superman juice!” - Pimptronic. The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Straight Edge Smooth As Well As... One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske - !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER TRIO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats - !!!KANZEN PRO BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Ant-Man vs. Sky King El Medico vs Oscar Ozymandias Nomad vs. Lumber Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingo Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Straight Edge Smooth As Well As... One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske - !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER TRIO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats - !!!KANZEN PRO BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Ant-Man vs. Sky King El Medico vs Oscar Ozymandias Nomad vs. Lumber Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntman Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Straight Edge Smooth As Well As... One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske - !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER TRIO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats - !!!KANZEN PRO BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Ant-Man vs. Sky King El Medico vs Oscar Ozymandias Nomad vs. Lumber Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerful_Fox Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 This Dynasty is awesome mate ha, that Panda video was so good! Really try not to burn yourself out with this one bud, as it is golden so far! The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Straight Edge Smooth One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske - !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER TRIO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats - !!!KANZEN PRO BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Ant-Man vs. Sky King El Medico vs Oscar Ozymandias Nomad vs. Lumber Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrestling Century Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Straight Edge Smooth One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske - !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER TRIO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats - !!!KANZEN PRO BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Ant-Man vs. Sky King El Medico vs Oscar Ozymandias Nomad vs. Lumber Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJStark Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Straight Edge Smooth One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske - !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER TRIO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats - !!!KANZEN PRO BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Ant-Man vs. Sky King El Medico vs Oscar Ozymandias Nomad vs. Lumber Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! The Fantastic Fur Contingency Planvs. Straight Edge Smooth :3 One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske - !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER TRIO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Like Panda, Like Pirate. Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats - !!!KANZEN PRO BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! ... *massages bawbz* Ant-Man vs. Sky King Ants can't fly. Well, male ants. El Medico vs Oscar Ozymandias Poetry. Nomad vs. Lumber Jack HA HA LUMBERJACK MATCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Wolf Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Straight Edge Smooth One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske - !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER TRIO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats - !!!KANZEN PRO BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Ant-Man vs. Sky King El Medico vs Oscar Ozymandias Nomad vs. Lumber Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beeker Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 I skim the recaps. I hate the Clowns. ICP is the worst thing that ever happened to wrestling and the world would be much better off if those two no-talents never sold an album. It does let me get through your shows very quickly. I like the backstage Grand Avatar stuff. And the Giangantor Polynesians. *** The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Straight Edge Smooth - OMG~! Back and forth. Swapping wins! Zing. Pow. Kablooie! As Well As... One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske - !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER TRIO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! - OMP is still one OMP! Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats - !!!KANZEN PRO BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! - What did Pat ever do to them? Really. Ant-Man vs. Sky King - I honestly don't care. I'll be at the concession stand. Uh... double sleeper so everyone loses? El Medico vs Oscar Ozymandias - Better nick. Simple as. Nomad vs. Lumber Jack - Jack swinging the lumber! HOooooooooooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 The Fantastic Fur Contingency Planvs. Straight Edge Smooth As Well As... One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske - !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER TRIO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Noone beats the Panda Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats - !!!KANZEN PRO BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Gotta go for the team Ant-Man vs. Sky King Duh... El Medico vs Oscar Ozymandias Tricky one. Im going with the gut Nomad vs. Lumber Jack Soft spot for Cal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyzafara Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Straight Edge Smooth One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats Ant-Man vs. Sky King El Medico vs Oscar Ozymandias Nomad vs. Lumber Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1234 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Just caught up...quite funny. But as soon as I saw the name One Mean Panda I knew "Never say no to a panda" would come up. Might not post/predict much but will be lurking for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QFresh Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 What up all! Just thought I'd throw up an update letting you know that the show should be up by Wednesday, and anyone else looking to be predict has until then to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QFresh Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KPStillHaveMoney.png The DVD feature portion of Still Have Money opens with a shot of the ring inside of Jerry’s Basement. The 67 fans in attendance are all standing as the show’s theme song “Ding Ding Dong” by Gunther & the Sunshine Girls plays over the boom box next to a microphone at ringside. From behind the curtain leading to the Wash-A-Locker room, two giant Hawaiian men emerge carrying light streamers, and handheld smoke machines. And although you may not be able to see them at ringside, from the comfort of the dub studio, we hear the KP Broadcast Team of Davis Ditterich, Hustler D, and Joker the Pimptronic Clown chime in. http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/DavisDitterich.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/HustlerD.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/JokerThePimp.jpg “Hello fans, Davis Ditterich here with Kanzen Pro: Still Have Money! Joining me at the announce table are your favourite circus performers, Huster D, and Joker The Pimptronic Clown.” - Ditterich “A little better this time, not so gay, but kind of dry Ditts. You gotta want it.” - Hustler D “All I want right now is a shot. Hey, somebody get me a shot.” - Pimptronic “You can’t be drinking right now, we have a job to do, and coming off the heels of Numba One Show, a big job at that, as we decide three KP Championships here tonight.” - Ditterich “And why casn I be a little hammered during that, it’ll make it that much better.” - Pimptronic “We just started, and your already getting on my nerves.” - Ditterich “Better get used to it Ditts, cause I’ll be here all night.” - Pimptronic http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/JanaMarieBowen.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/MissAmerica.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/EveGrunge.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/ZoeAmmis.jpg !!!KANZEN PRO BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Jana Marie Bowen & Miss America vs. The Anti-Pats “This is history in the making, the very first Boob-Punch Duo championship match in KP history is about to take place right here guys.” - Ditterich “And why does that matter Ditts?” - Pimptronic “Because it’s a first in KP! History making moment.” - Ditterich “A bunch of kitchen dwellers rolling around fighting for a leather strap may sound hot, but the chance of a nipple popping out is small.” - Hustler “It’ll never end…” - Ditterich One Smoked Chicken Sandwich With Delicious Banana Peppers Later… “Ammis has Bowen on the ropes here, Bowen is in a bad spot.” - Ditterich “This match is still on, I went to grab a coffee…” - Hustler “Bowen is in trouble…” - Ditterich DOUBLE CROSS!!! 1... 2... 3... Winner(s) and new KP Boob-Punch Duo Champions: The Anti-Pats - D-/41 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/Ant-Man.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/SkyKing.jpg Ant-Man vs. Sky King “This one should be a real classic, with Ant-Man taking on Sky King, and these two were apart of that 6-man tag match at Numba One Show.” - Ditterich “They were, which brings into question why wasn’t Ant-Man put on the team challenging for the Super-Trio titles here tonight. Ant’s never get any respect.” - Hustler “Way to book that one, meat!” - Pimptronic “They meet in the center of the ring, and the obviously taller Sky King is looking to get into a test of strength with Ant-Man.” - Ditterich “haHA Ditts, that just goes to show how much height means in the world of professional wrestling. Ant-Man can’t match up the the king baby!” - Hustler “But… You’re a little person…” - Ditterich “Eh, you better watch yourself there Ditts, we’ll kick the s#!t out of you buddy.” - Pimptronic “If only you could get your feet higher then an inch off the ground.” - Ditterich Two Frozen Session of Team Deathmatch Later… “Would you look at the power of Ant-Man, he is tossing Sky King around the ring like a rag doll.” - Ditterich “More like a Gorilla with a toddler.” - Pimptronic “Here it comes…” - Ditterich THE ANTIDOTE!!! 1... 2... 3... Winner: Ant-Man - E/25 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/OneMeanPanda.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/ElHijoDelZonk.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/TheCannonballKid.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/RoderickRemus.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/TooHot.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/HughdeAske.jpg !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER TRIO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid vs. Hot Pockets & Hugh de Aske “Speaking of the match that should have some kind of ant in it, it’s Super Trio title time…” - Hustler “Ditts, where do I get my check?” - Pimptronic “Why does that matter?” - Ditterich “Cause I have a date with you sister after the show, and I want to make sure I can impress her with some flash cash before sticking it in her bum.” - Pimptronic “Panda is in the ring, and so is Roderick Remus, but it’s all Panda, listen to this crowd.” - Ditterich “They love them some panda here in the basement. Come on Roderick! Win one for those nice Colombians!” - Hustler “Heavy Party!?!” - Pimptronic A Moment Of Watching Two Mini Dogs Poop All Over The Lawn Later… “Too Hot is in trouble here, but de Aske tries to cut him off, Panda is in…” - Ditterich PANDAMONIUM!!! “de Aske is out cold, and now it’s Zonk in there with Too Hot, he sets it up…” - Ditterich ZONK BOMB!!! 1... 2... 3... Winner(s) and new KP Super Trio Champions: One Mean Panda & El Hijo Del Zonk & The Cannonball Kid - D/45 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/ElMedico.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/OscarOzymandias.jpg El Medico vs. Oscar Ozymandias “Our resident physician is in action here against Oscar Ozymandias as you can remember was beaten by Zonk last time round after quite the posing match.” - Ditterich “Lets hope that doesn’t happen again.” - Hustler “For reals, if I wanted to see an oiled up man posing for other oiled up men, I’d hit up Ditts’ porn collection.” - Pimptronic “What!?! I only have the highest quality lesbian porn. It’s classy.” - Ditterich “I took you for more of a bondage guy.” - Hustler “And a stiff right hand from Medico which lays Oscar out. But what is this now? Medico isn’t capitalizing, he’s attending to the hurt Ozymandias.” - Ditterich “What a jackass.” - Hustler “…Well said Hustler.” - Ditterich “He totally nailed him though, you see that Ditts.” - Pimptronic “I did, and now he’s actually helping Ozymandias back to his feet… Maybe it’s that he’s taken the Hippocratic oath. He’s been sworn to help the injured.” - Ditterich “But this is wrestling… What a douche.” - Hustler “Oscar doesn’t quite know what’s going on here either, but Medico is asking if he’s ok. And wait a minute…” - Ditterich OZ BREAKER!!! 1... 2... 3... Winner: Oscar Ozymandias - E-/21 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg Right after the match we cut to a terrifically hung turquoise bed sheet with extra large “K” and “P” plastered onto it. In front of this bed sheet, Bradford Peverell, and Kashmir Smooth stand staring into a camera. Bradford looks ahead as MENACING!!! as he can be, which is a little bit, but not very much, while Kashmir starts to speak to the camera. http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KashmirSmooth.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/BradfordPeverell.jpg “History is going to be made tonight at the hands of The F.F.C.P. We fight them tonight for the KP Super Duo Championship, a title that in the world of wrestling is a joke, it’s laughed at. And as far as we’re concerned, it’s the last thing on our minds. What we’re after is much more important, last time we were here, the F.F.C.P embarrassed us. They humiliated us by beating us because me made a mistake. Tonight, we want to rectify that mistake, and we’re going to do it by beating them in the center of that ring.” - Smooth Smooth then walks out of frame followed by Peverell who continues to look MENACING!!! - D/42 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/Nomad.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/LumberJack.jpg Nomad vs. Lumber Jack “The bell hasn’t even rung yet, and Nomad looks gassed already. This guy needs an energy drink.” - Ditterich “He needs him some of that superman juice.” - Pimptronic “Lumber Jack looks to take advantage of the sleepy nomad here by taking him down, and pounding away on him.” - Ditterich Some Alone Time With My Favourite Pornstar Tori Lane Later… “Nomad, and Jack are up on the top rope here, Jack is looking to throw Nomad out onto the floor from the top rope, and if this happens, it’s over for Nomad.” - Ditterich “Throw him on his head, then maybe this show will become a little bit more interesting with some brains on the floor.” - Hustler “Nomad with a shot right to the gut of Jack, and wait now, Belly-to-Belly suplex right off the top rope, Jack is sprawled out on the mat here.” - Ditterich “I won’t lie to you Ditts, that was pretty cool.” - Pimptronic “Nomad looks to be setting up for a Drift Off here… But… Hold on… Nomad just fell on top of Jack, he just passed out again… But it’s a pin…” - Ditterich 1... 2... 3... Winner: Nomad - E/26 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg The same backdrop, the same room that the backdrop is in, but a different team is standing in front of it. It’s The F.F.C.P! Fox Mask, and Masked Cougar stand looking into a camera, both with smiles on their faces as Fox begins to talk. http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/FoxMask.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/MaskedCougar.jpg “You know Cougs, I love coming here to Kanzen Pro, and saving these people from the evil’s that lurk in the lairs of KP. Evil’s like that dastardly duo of Bradford Peverell, and that slimy Kashmir Smooth! We’d thought that we’d rid the world of their villainous ways, but we were wrong, and tonight, they come looking for their revenge.” - Fox “WELL YA KNOW SOMETHING FOX!!! Tonight, we get our hands on Peverell, ans Smooth, and we beat them once, and for all!” - Cougar “…Cougs, why are you yelling?” - Fox “…What? I thought it made it more convincing, have a little emotion.” - Cougar “Whatever man, lets go do this thing” - Fox The F.F.C.P head out of frame with the fans cheering them on as we head to the ring with our next match. - D-/37 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/FoxMask.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/MaskedCougar.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/BradfordPeverell.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KashmirSmooth.jpg !!!KANZEN PRO SUPER DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Straight Edge Smooth “The moment we’ve all been waiting for! It’s championship time in Kanzen.” - Ditterich “Ease up Ditts, cause it’s not like it’s a surprise who is gonna take it anyway.” - Hustler “Has anyone seen my pipe laying around?” - Pimptronic “And here we go, Smooth, and Cougar start us off in the center of the ring battling for control of the match. And Cougar gets the upper hand!” - Ditterich A Cheap Pop For FTW CAW On YouTube Later... “What a match this has been fans, the amount of high flying offence has been outstanding!” - Ditterich “Finally a match that I’m actually enjoying.” - Hustler “I’m so wasted right now!” - Pimptronic “Can we turn his mic off?” - Ditterich “And ruin the entertainment portion of this terrible show.” Pimptronic “Shut it and watch the match!” - Hustler “Cougar , and Kashmir are going at it tooth, and nail, Fox is out on the floor after a super kick from Kashmir. Hold on… Oh my god!!!” - Ditterich COUGAR POUNCE!!! “Cougar has it here, the ref is looking down at Kashmir, who has rolled out to the floor after the Cougar Pounce. Peverell is the legal man, and is in the ring. He grabs Cougar…” - Ditterich HAND OF STONE!!! 1... 2... 3... Winner(s) and new KP Super Duo Champions: Straight Edge Smooth - D+/53 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KPStillHaveMoney.png D/46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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