SWF: Sunday Nights Counting Lights - The Continuing Saga of KP Avatar

3rdStringPG · August 10, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="White Dolphin" data-cite="White Dolphin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Segment Rating - 92/A (+) 3rdStringPG got a bonus for a good gimmick (+) 3rdStringPG got a bonus for chemistry (motivation) (+) 3rdStringPG got a bonus for star quality (+) 3rdStringPG got a bonus for high momentum (-) 3rdStringPG was penalized for overuse of an irrelevant character(The Architect) The storyline "Eisen is a dickhead.....wait, which one again?" has moved forward with this segment. The storyline "Dawn and KP - True Love" has moved forward with this segment The storyline "Lisa Bowen is a $3 hooker" has moved forward with this segment</div></blockquote> This cracked me up. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Though you'll be seeing much more of The Architect, whom I never considered signing until I saw how brilliantly Occasional_Z wrote him in his Emerald Pro Wrestling diary. And what MichiganHero said. (Our posts came in at almost the same time...)

Big Roguey · August 10, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>This cracked me up. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png"> Though you'll be seeing much more of The Architect, whom I never considered signing until I saw how brilliantly Occasional_Z wrote him in his Emerald Pro Wrestling diary. And what MichiganHero said. (Our posts came in at almost the same time...)</div></blockquote> I clearly share your brain which means I'll be getting 100% on all prediction contests now. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png">

Phantom Stranger · August 10, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MichiganHero" data-cite="MichiganHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>pitching an idea based on K.P's real life strife.</div></blockquote> It's always good to give a heel the moral upper hand occasionally. "You cheated on your girl. Your action, regardless of provocation. Your decision. Your responsibility. Your fault."

3rdStringPG · August 12, 2013

SWF Supreme TV Coliseo Ruben Rodriguez (Puerto Rico) Tuesday, September 10, 2013 (Week 2) DARK MATCHES: None. SUPREME TV: <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Champion Rants About Money (86/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg</div> Supreme TV for this week starts out, much to Peter Michaels' chagrin, with Nicky Champion cutting a promo against Rich Money (whom he's scheduled to face in tonight's main event), and while he's a bit more subdued here, he continues with his usual catchphrases and tendency to refer to himself in the third person. Champion - Summer 2013 is nearly over, Nicky Champion guys and girls, and no, it was not an Indian summer for yours truly. Nicky Champion was hurt for most of the summer, a casualty of war in the worst way possible, and though it is not Nicky Champion's way to make excuses, you can certainly agree that had I not gotten my rotator cuff injured, my waist is gonna look a little less naked, and a LOT more golden. And while Nicky Champion has no gold to win tonight, he has a lot of it to win next Thursday, and a chance to make the poor even poorer as I face Rich Money tonight in the fall season's FINAL MARQUEE MATCHUP. So how have we all come to this? How has Mr. Stragavelli's Little Boy failed thus far to become THE MAN for Mr. Eisen, and what's he gonna do about it? Let's start with a little backdrop here, SWF Galaxy. After I tried, and failed, to win Remo's World Heavyweight belt at Master of Puppets in June, I was beat. Nicky Champion was truly beat, physically and mentally, and who else would add salt to Nicky Champion's wounds but Steve Frehley, jealous and insecure of Nicky Champion, jealous and insecure of a TRUE SUPREME LEGEND in Christian Faith. He'd done that after orchestrating two vicious attacks on Nicky Champion to send a message to Christian. Steve Frehley, you can go around and be the Black Panther wannabe you are. Go around runnin' your mouth, tellin' people you don't like - which is the entire locker room, I believe - that they ain't a big, fat, stinkin' turd that comes from a place where the sun don't shine. I have unfinished business with you, but Nicky Champion says first things first, gotta do what Nicky Champion's gotta do, and that's live up to his name. Now where were we? Right, we were talking about how Steve Frehley slowed me down for a good two months, and stacked the odds against me. Nicky Champion was given a chance to win Rich Money's Supreme Heavyweight title, and partly because of my injury...but mainly because of a certain benefactor who couldn't accept that his FUTURE SON-IN-LAW IS VULNERABLE TO THE HAWKEYE HAMMER...I lost at Supreme Challenge. A few weeks later, Nicky Champion and Tom Gilmore fought in a number one contender match to decide who'd face Money for the title at Welcome to the Jungle, and with my shoulder still buggin' me...Nicky Champion lost. But now, Nicky Champion's back to a hundred percent, Rich Money lost his title to Tom, and thanks to my Nicky Champion guys and girls, I'll be back fightin' for Supreme Heavyweight against Tom, against Rich, and against lazy-ass Remo. It's gonna be a fatal four-way whose cast was decided by YOU, the SWF Galaxy, and there is nothing I'd like more than to lay you out, Rich Money, with a Papoose Piledriver and a Hawkeye Hammer, win the title with Tommy too angry and Remo too lazy, and THAT WILL BE ALL SHE WROTE! UGH! UGH! UGH! Tonight is gonna be a tuneup for Under Control. Tonight, the SWF Galaxy will watch Nicky Champion do what Nicky Champion should have done at Supreme Challenge. And that is BEAT RICH MONEY, COMPOUND HIS PROBLEMS, AND MAKE HIM REGRET DISBANDING THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR, BECAUSE TONIGHT, RICHIE RICH AIN'T GOT NO KHOKLOVIN' TO BACK HIM UP! YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN TOO RELIANT ON OTHERS AND TOO RELIANT ON YOUR WALLET, BUT TONIGHT, RICH, YOU WILL FIND OUT... (takes a long pause) You will find out...wait for it... (pauses again) Oh no, Nicky Champion guys and girls, you're gonna have to say it along with me. You'll find out, Rich Money...that NICKY CHAMPION!!! IS MORE!!! THAN JUST!!! A NAME!!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Jack Bruce © vs Marc DuBois - non-title match (70/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MarcDuBois.jpg</div> Three years ago, some IWC experts predicted this could be a potential world title match in 2013. Now it's a glorified jobber squash between the current World Heavyweight champion and a young man who's seen his tremendous potential go up in smoke. DuBois, rejected by Rich Money, Richie Pangrazzio Jr. and Emma Chase, is still very much a heel in this match, temporarly throwing Bruce off with an eye gouge, but not once does he succeed in applying the Model Solution. His third - and last - attempt to go for his finisher is thwarted by a New York Minute outta nowhere. WINNER - Bruce in 3:31</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - ????? Vignette (66/C+)</div> In yet another pre-debut vignette, the mystery man from DaVE calls out Brandon James, saying he's the reason why he has agreed to sign with Supreme. "I hate sellouts, Brandon James," says this mystery newcomer, who goes on about how James lost every single bit of hardcore credibility by signing a big SWF contract with ironclad stipulations, and adopting the persona of "Big Money." He also talks about how he'll "put the hardcore back" in James in their scheduled Hardcore Match at Under Control...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Anderson Psyches Up/Plays Devil's Advocate with Eisen (67/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BulldozerBrandon_alt6_zps0941735d.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FreddyHuggins_zpsdafa29d9.jpg</div> The announcers talk up one of tonight's confirmed matches - Eric Eisen and Dozer Smith of The Entourage versus The Allied Forces - and an Uprising match where Randy Bumfhole will be up against Franklin D. Huggins III. Jason Azaria talks about a "little fact you may not know" about the circumstances leading to those matches - that it all started with a vehicular prank that took place before the show, though those with the SWF App may have seen it earlier. The video starts with the Entourage in the parking lot - Eisen holding the heirloom paddle, Smith holding a baseball bat, and Huggins holding a couple of spray paint cans. They're looking for rental cars to vandalize when they encounter John Anderson sitting on the hood of his, legs crossed and devious smile on his face. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HumanArsenal_alt1_zps7506d11f.jpg</div> Anderson - Jag Giedroyc, Eisen. E. Eisen - W-w-w-who said that? (looks around, as Huggins and Dozer deny saying anything) Oh, it's you, John Anderson. Sittin' on top of his car like James Dean would have in the '50s. Old hat, Johnny boy. That's the kind of back-asswards thinkin' we at the Entourage fight against. Anderson - He drove you against a table. That hurt, didn't it, Eric? E. Eisen - What's it to you, Lomax wannabe? The Eisen Entourage does what it feels, when it feels, and that's exactly how you want things to be. And that, Anderson, is more than enough. Anderson - Yes, it hurt alright, but you can put the hurt on Jack's brand new Jaguar if you can't beat him in the ring. E. Eisen - Are you insinuating that Eric Eisen, the Supreme Iconoclast, doesn't have it in him to beat Jack Gie-droll from Bore-mingham, England? Man, you're really askin' for it... Anderson - Relax, buddy, I'm just setting you on the right path here. You don't want Valiant's car, because I've turned him into a wrecking machine and his girlfriend into a sex goddess in the making. I'll be winning his title at Under Control, so for now, he's my problem, not yours. You don't want Christian Faith's Harley either, because you don't wanna get thrashed on live television by Peter Michaels. And what good is it sending a rental Prius - Randy Bumfhole's Prius - to the junkyard? You want Giedroyc's Jag, and you want that expensive automobile turned into a piece of useless scrap iron. E. Eisen - Hmmmm. (pauses to "think") Thanks a lot, John...thanks a lot for NOTHING! That was our plan all along, so thanks a bunch, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! (lets out a hyena laugh) TO THE BOREMOBILE! We then see Eisen and Dozer working on Giedroyc's supposedly new Jaguar, bashing it like football players would bash on a car related to the opposing school in effigy, while Huggins inexplicably moves on to spray paint the words "OCCUPY SWF - DOWN W/OLD GUARD" on Randy Bumfhole's rental car, a Toyota Prius. Meanwhile, Fry and Azaria hype the SWF main roster debut of High Stakes Season 1 champion "Krustacean" Kirk Jameson, who'll be teaming with Darryl Devine in a match against the tag team of Spencer Spade and Squeeky McClean, called 100% Sneaky.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Darryl Devine and Krustacean Kirk vs 100% Sneaky (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) (54/D)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DarrylDevine_alt1-1_zpsb38275a9.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KirkJamesonalt_zps412a4c50.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SpencerSpade_alt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SqueekyMcCleanalt.jpg</div> Unfortunately, Darryl Devine looks best suited as the new third man on the Men Unda Pressure (which he is), as he and Krustacean Kirk have absolutely zero chemistry as tag partners; "Litle Lobby", as Peter Michaels calls him, may be best suited forming his own Underwater (or Undawatah?) Union. In what looks like the last we'll be seeing of Devine vs Spade due to Spencer's rumored pure midcard push, the newly-minted "100% Sneaky" duo uses cheating tactics (mostly Squeeky's) to control most of the match, but it's a flash Krustacean Kirk-Hold that Kirk uses to sneak up on Spade and pull off the mild upset for he and his new ally, the Shooting Star champ. WINNER - Devine and Kirk in 6:59</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Gilmore, Money and Champion Argue (78/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_alt1.jpg</div> Tom "Angry" Gilmore is backstage, doing some stretches and warming up for his scheduled match against Remo, when he is approached by Rich Money, wearing his usual tailored suit and looking more devious than ever, even as he is now, for all intents and purposes, a "lone wolf" following the disbandment of The Almighty Dollar. Gilmore - Whaddaya want, Money? Money - What's rightfully mine. (points to Gilmore's Supreme Heavyweight title) It's been almost a month since you stole THAT from me, and this time I don't have any unnecessary distractions or crooked referees to help you get what isn't yours. Gilmore - Great. So you fired Darren Smith, or had MISTER Bowen fire him. So you let The Almighty Dollar go because they don't serve your purposes anymore. First of all, any referee would have given me that title because I pinned you fair...and square. Secondly, your disbanding of the Dollar is all the more reason for me...to PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO YOU AT UNDER CONTROL AND KEEP THIS TITLE AROUND MY WAIST FOR THE IMMEDIATE!!!! FORESEEABLE!!! FUTURE!!! Money - Whoooooo, I'm scared. The "Fear of Gilmore", huh? That what your wife puts into you when you do the dishes? Gilmore (standing up) - The Fear of Gilmore...is what happens when you step into the ring with me...it's what happens when all your money, all your influence, all your connections...CANNOT SAVE YOU FROM THE WRATH OF SANITY THAT IS TOM "ANGRY" GILMORE!!! The argument is broken up by the arrival of another Supreme Heavyweight contender at Under Control - the confident, charismatic and out-for-revenge Nicky Champion, who has unfinished business to settle with both Money and Remo. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg</div> Champion - If it's soft-loud, soft-loud dynamics and a cocky official-bribing, daughter-of-official and wannabe-official hanky-pankying that Nicky Champion hears, it must be the sound of Tom Gilmore and Rich Money jawing off against each other! Looks like we've got two people - the champ and the former champ - set to cancel the other out! Just what Nicky Champion needs... Gilmore - You stay out of this, Nicky...you just don't come back from injury and act as if you're the same Nicky Champion you were before the Frehley attack...YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT!!!! YOU JUST DON'T STICK YOUR NOSE IN OUR BUSINESS AND ACT LIKE YOUR S--- DON'T STINK!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Gilmore and Champion Booked Against The Almighty Dollar (79/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpg</div> Leave it to Commissioner Barry Bowen to prevent the argument from exploding into a backstage brawl, and it looks like he has some plans for the four Supreme Heavyweight contenders ahead of Under Control... B. Bowen - Hey. (takes a long pause) And Tom, you'll have to watch that mouth of yours. Gilmore - What the hell is it now, MISTER Bowen? B. Bowen - Tonight's main event? It was supposed to be Money vs Champion in what should have been a nice advance preview for Under Control. Guess what. I'm gonna make it even nicer. (pauses) Tom, Nicky, you're teaming up with each other. Gilmore - I'd like to say thanks, but no thanks. This man (pointing to Champion) has never been a Man Unda Pressure, and while I respect his skill in the ring, his attitude and mine don't mesh... Champion - He scares the living bejeezus outta Nicky Champion when he goes soft...LOUD! Soft...LOUD! Soft...LOUD! Soft... B. Bowen (in a thunderous, booming voice) - SHUT UP!!! Nicky, I've already done you a big favor by putting your Hawkeye Hammer on the Under Consideration list of potentially banned SWF moves when I should be outright banning it. So why don't you cooperate for once? Be the company man I thought you would be when I brought you over here? Champion (in a pretend-contrite tone) - Sorry, Mr. Bowen... B. Bowen - Now that we got that outta the way, here's whom you'll be teaming up with, Rich, and I suppose you won't have much of a problem tagging with Remo. Money - The Almighty Dollar's already finished, Barry. My friendship with Remo is best left outside the ring than inside, and besides, he's on Pangrazzio's team. But unlike these two babies...who put smiles on the SWF's Galaxy's faces despite their questionable characters and lack of Money attributes, I'm not complaining. I'll do it, Barry. B. Bowen (patting Money in the back) - Attaboy, Rich! By the way, I've gotten you and Lisa dinner reservations for after the show. 50 percent couples discount, Rich. Money - Now that's Money. (winks his eye) And that's a Commissioner. B. Bowen - One more thing, boys... (pauses) Your four-way match at Under Control has been turned into a four-way, no-disqualification, no-count out ELIMINATION match. Next Thursday, we're really gonna see who among you four are less worthy than the others to wear MY flagship belt for MY flagship title, Supreme Heavyweight.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Hero Squad © vs Food Porn (w/"Easy" Emma Chase) - non-title match (66/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AshCampbell_alt_zpscc3618ed.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ZimmyBumfhole_alt.jpg</div> Hero Squad patiently awaits their opponents for the evening, and are more than a little surprised when "Hungry Like the Wolves" by Duran Duran plays, ushering in the returning Zim/Asher Ginsberg tandem of Food Porn! This time Ginsberg does most of the talking, bemoaning the lack of culture in Puerto Rico and hyping the success of his "art exhibit in Amsterdam" (euphemism for month-long drug suspension), while The Zim ends the pre-match promo with a "BOO-YEAAAAAHHHH!" and a pelvic thrust. This is a pretty open match without much isolation, but interestingly, a Jungle Lord gutwrench into a powerbomb on Ginsberg at 4:20 is interrupted by Emma Chase's dollar signs, making him look weak! Peter Michaels shakes his head, saying "Emma doesn't have to do that. Such a talented woman baring her body to throw off losers like this wild man from Borneo." Despite that, and the ensuing Zim tag and quickie Zim in One, Hero Squad pulls it together, but a Mushroom Cloud on Ginsberg is interrupted by Huey Cannonball charging into the ring to clobber Atomic from behind with a "loaded", gimmicked drumstick! Shane Stones calls for the disqualification and Hero Squad remains strong leading up to Under Control. WINNERS - Hero Squad in 8:59 via DQ</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - James Rants About Bruce, [redacted] and Vengeance, Inserts Avatar Shoot Comments (82/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</div> This could be one of the more controversial backstage interviews of the year 2013, as the intellectual businessman Brandon James reacts to Dawn the Cheerleader's probing questions by bringing up her real-life boyfriend KP Avatar and hinting at their real-life problems that have surfaced over the past few days... Dawn - WOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!!!! (does some cheerleader kicks and pom-pom shakes) Dawn the Cheerleader here to interview Brandon James, who'll be facing one of the biggest thorns in his and the Chase Agency's side all year long, the Unhinged Vigilante, Vengeance. Yet people have wondered why Brandon has yet to cash in the Nothing to Lose Contract he won at Supreme Challenge XXXIII, where he can cash in for the title match of his choice. Brandon, would there be any reason why you've been using the Nothing to Lose briefcase almost exclusively as a foreign object, rather than something to cash in? James - Cheerleader, I have always felt talk is cheap. Unless it is truly something of pith, such as when a little black bowling ball commits adultery with a female tree. Dawn (hiding the fact that she is offended by James' shoot comment) - Uh... (laughs nervously) I don't understand, Brandon. James - You don't understand? You do not understand that it is unethical to probe into the personal decisions and life choices of successful business movers and shakers like myself? I know, Cheerleader. Your father approves not of your decision to date a man, no, make that a boy, almost a decade your junior. He approves not of your decision to skip college, where I matriculated and eventually graduated from with the highest of honors, in favor of a career as a C-list actress, K-list manager, and P-list announcer. But if you really must know, the reason why I have not cashed in this contract is because it will be counterintuitive for somebody like myself to hand this briefcase over to the official, given the situations that have transpired in recent weeks. And it would be foolhardy for me to show the hand I am playing to Messrs. Bruce or Gilmore. Dawn - Fair enough, I guess, Brandon. James - Indeed it is, Dawn. Now do you have any better questions to ask me? Dawn - Yes, and that would be regarding [redacted], who has released a new video where he is calling you a sellout. James - [redacted] is actually right in that regard. Yes, I am, quote-unquote, a sellout. For what kind of businessman would I be if I had continued cheapening myself by wrestling in bingo halls, earning infinitesimal paychecks and engaging in proletarian hardcore-based tactics? If [redacted] wants a hardcore match at Under Control, I will give it to him. I will pander to the lowest common denominator and show that I have not forgotten my hardcore roots, but this time, I will actually earn from it. Dawn - Got another one. Tonight you shall be facing Vengeance in a rematch of your encounter at Welcome to the Jungle, where you defended your Nothing to Lose briefcase in a hard-fought battle. Tonight, nothing will be on the line except, I guess, the strength of your Chase Agency, where you still serve as Executive Vice President... James (interrupting Dawn) - Wrong, Dawn. Tonight, there is absolutely nothing on the line. Tonight, I shall show these working-class Puerto Rico proletarians that I deserve this here Nothing to Lose briefcase and the contract therein. Be that as it may, Vengeance was always a distraction to the objectives of Chase SinCorporated, which is why we have added by means of subtraction and turned the New Chase Agency into a laser-focused business entity set to dominate this business. I guess you really have nothing of consequence to ask me tonight, Dawn, so I shall end this interview by apologizing for my intrusion into your personal life. Pardon my obtrusiveness, though to be perfectly honest and candid with you, you started it. Work on your interviewing skills and probably my words can be of more value going forward.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - Alan Parent (w/John Anderson) (66/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HumanArsenal_alt1_zps7506d11f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AlanParent_zpse1108a19.jpg</div> "Brandon James talking in riddles," says Duane Fry, trying to diffuse the situation. "Why, I'll never understand." He then introduces the first of two High Stakes hype vignettes to be aired on tonight's Supreme TV - John Anderson hyping the rookie he will be mentoring, Quebec puroresu expert Alan Parent. Anderson - There aren't any better rookies to mentor on a quasi-reality program than those who are naive, malleable, yet oozing with potential. Such can be said about my rookie, Alan Parent, a lifelong wrestling fan, puroresu practitioner, dual-sport star who once played in the CFL, and YOUR High Stakes Season 2 Champion. Parent - I'm Alan Parent. That's P-A-R-E-N-T, pronounced "pah-ront." I grew up in a town called Drummondville, in Quebec, and back in my formative years, there was only one man I looked up to in the world of wrestling, and that was, and still is Haruki "Hooded" Kudo. I know all his moves, am Quebec's resident puroresu expert - take that, Koshiro Ino - and if I win High Stakes, I'd really love it for the SWF to make me Hooded Parent. Sounds cool, eh? But there's only one way to win High Stakes, and that's by working your butt off and respecting your mentor, two things I'm certainly gonna do on this show.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The Allied Forces (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Hannah) vs Eric Eisen and "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith (w/Franklin D. Huggins III) (70/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BulldozerBrandon_alt6_zps0941735d.jpg</div> Following The Eisen Entourage's baseball bat attack on the "Jag Giedroyc" (actually only Giedroyc's car in storyline), the former Rogue/Wrath of God is on a rampage, focusing on Eric Eisen and nearly taking him out early on with a double underhook suplex. Referee Sam Sparrow, even favoring heels like the Entourage, keeps letting Eisen and Dozer get away with illegal double-team moves, including a Silver Spoon Shock/Inverted Piledriver combo on Valiant, as Peter Michaels comments about how Val's increasingly aggressive approach is backfiring against him. John Anderson, who's sitting in on guest commentary, stands up at around 6:30, starts sweet-talking Hannah, who zips down her jacket a bit to reveal some cleavage, and upon seeing this, Valiant suddenly finds a second wind and unloads on Dozer! The shocked Dozer is prevented repeatedly from tagging Eisen in, and when he does, Giedroyc is back in the ring (as Valiant stalks Anderson outside) to come Crashing On the Supreme Iconoclast and pick up the win for The Allied Forces. WINNERS - The Allied Forces in 7:50</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Frehley Rants About Davids (75/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpg</div> This backstage promo isn't facilitated by any interviewer, but rather by a cameraman (played by TWL's Joffy Laine), who starts out by shooting Frehley ranting about his opponent for the evening, Des Davids. Frehley - Haven't you learned anything from the trials of our forefathers? Haven't you learned from the likes of Massah James and Massah Money treatin' you like another piece of black trash they can dispose of at any time? Now I see you suckin' up to the Massah of all Massahs, Christian Faith, a man who had marginalized me for nine f---in' years and forced me to be his cute ghetto-bred puppet, always smilin', always bein' nice and accommodatin' to the SWF Galaxy. I tried ta' warn you, Davids, tried ta' warn you 'bout that Harley-ridin' pied piper. Tried to educate you not to be anybody's Uncle Tom. Unbeknownst to Frehley, Vengeance is observing the backstage promo, just standing there and not saying a word as Frehley continues his rant... Frehley- Yet you choose to disrespect me time and again, including last time when I was sendin' that cartoon lobster on his way. Because of the color of his skin, no matter how mediocre he'd been for over a decade, they gave 'im a f---in' retirement speech, a ticker tape send-off, all "Thank You Lobby", "Thank You Chris", that kinda bulls---. Me? They treat me like an escaped gorilla, a quote-unquote loose cannon when all I'm tryin' to do is stand up for my fellow African-Americans against modern-day plantation owners like Faith. (pauses) You chose to disregard my warnings, Davids, so I have no choice but to show you tonight, what the Frehley Way is all about. Y'ALL AIN'T S---, DAVIDS!!! Cameraman - Steve, I believe Vengeance was standing right beside me earlier... Frehley - Y'ALL COME BACK HERE, NUTJOB!!! Nobody tries pullin' that s--- with Steve Frehley without gettin' away with it... (grabs the cameraman by his shirt as the video becomes unsteady) Where'd he go, you f---er...where'd he go... Cameraman - I wish I knew, Steve! Let me...go... Frehley - SO THAT'S THE WAY IT IS NOW, HUH, VENGEANCE? You and Faith, once bitter enemies, now united against the Dark Destroyer. (pauses as he screams his catchphrase once again) Y'ALL AIN'T S---, COWARDLY NUTJOB!!!! Y'ALL AIN'T S---!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - Nick "The Architect" Wright (w/Joshua Taylor) (66/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JoshuaTaylor_zpsaa243071.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/TheArchitect_zps72fe9daa.jpg</div> Taylor - He may seem a bit different. Some of you may think of him as weird. But my rookie, Nick Wright, is one of the most talented young technicians in the world of sports entertainment, and I'm excited to work with Nick and harness his potential as his mentor on Season 2 of High Stakes. The Architect - The Architect's real name is Nicholas Wright. Friends, family, they call me Nick, but I call myself THE ARCHITECT. When I'm not wrestling, I sing for a metalcore band, The Architects of Your Destruction. We sing about the screwed-up state of the world, but what's really screwed up about the SWF is how THE ARCHITECT was only asked to be part of High Stakes in the second season, instead of the first. (pauses) In high school, THE ARCHITECT didn't try out for wrestling - school had a "NO TATTOOS FOR JOCKS" policy, and man, was I inked. Doesn't matter anyway - it's boring when the only kid in Kensington who can beat THE ARCHITECT is THE ARCHITECT. And it's boring when the only better technical wrestler than Sam Keith, who trained THE ARCHITECT, is THE ARCHITECT. 'Tis Season 2 of High Stakes, but for the SWF Galaxy, 'tis Season 1, the one and only season, of ARCHITECT STAKES. Gonna win that contract, make it to the main roster, and stay there till y'all can call me GRANDPA ARCHITECT.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Vengeance vs Brandon James (w/The New Chase Agency) (72/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</div> This match looks like the blow-off for the Vengeance vs Brandon James feud, and James (and his New Chase Agency cohorts) have done quite well for themselves, assisting James as he held on to his Nothing to Lose briefcase at Welcome to the Jungle. Now, we see James continuing his strong performance, getting heat as he shoulderblocks Vengeance repeatedly against the turnbuckle at the 3:30 mark or so. And as Vengeance rallies a bit at close to six minutes,thanks to a Domination Powerbomb (countering a Big Money Move), he is thrown off by - you guessed it right - DOLLAR SIGNS! Again, Peter Michaels scores Easy Emma for stripteasing, and this time yells at her to "BUTTON THAT DAMN SHIRT AND THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" Duane Fry and Jason Azaria, meanwhile, tell him to sit back and enjoy the match, which now sees James regaining control with a snap mare takedown on an unaware Vengeance! Later on, Chase disregards Michaels' morally-conscious warnings by distracting Shane Stones, but while she does that, Vengeance dodges a James clothesline, attacks with one of his own, and knocks John Greed off the apron as he tries to interfere! Food Porn refuses to get involved as Vengeance stares them down intensely. Vengeance ends the match with a Skull Krusher on James, winning the feud overall even if he did fail to become the second-half 2013 Mr. Nothing to Lose at Welcome to the Jungle. WINNER - Vengeance in 10:41</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Vengeance Rants About Frehley (79/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt.jpg</div> After the convincing win, Vengeance grabs a microphone and finally breaks his silence by speaking against his Under Control opponent, Steve Frehley. Vengeance - Pride comes before the fall. And you have just seen this adage apply to Chase Agency EVP Brandon James, for while I have failed to win his trifling Nothing to Lose contract at Welcome to the Jungle, I have proven once again that pride is his weakness, his downfall, the sin he has always been guiltiest off. You too, Steve Frehley, are guilty of this sin. So you go out there wearing the colors of Africa, and spout ideologies dating back to the Black Panthers' heyday. You do things that make your fellow African-Americans ashamed of you. But why do you do those things? You do it because you cannot accept that there are men above you in this business. Christian Faith, who proved he can hold up against me at Master of Puppets. Myself, the dark, unhinged vigilante, Vengeance. And I might as well add Nicky Champion. And that Stephen, makes you guilty of TWO SINS - Pride and Envy. I'm done trifling with sin, but Stephen, I'm not done trifling with the dark side. At Under Control, you will be under MY control...and Vengeance, Steve Frehley...WILL BE MINE!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Davids Gets Ready (77/B-)</div> It's been a while, but Des Davids is getting a mighty good pop from the crowd! He will, however, need more than a good pop to defeat Steve Frehley in what is his second match since the breakup of The Can't Miss Prospects...and his eventual face turn.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Des Davids vs Steve Frehley (79/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpg</div> Some seven months after turning heel and forming The Can't Miss Prospects with Marc DuBois, Des Davids is now staking it out on his own, focusing on singles competition and starting off quite well after his defeat of John Greed at the last Uprising. Here, however, he's up against the big, bad Dark Destroyer Steve Frehley, whose beef against Davids is how he refuses to follow in his militant "black power" footsteps. Interestingly, Peter Michaels (whom Frehley attacked not long after his heel turn) yells "GOOD GAWD! Talk about BLACK POWER!" after a Frehley spear floors Davids at 4:10. Still, Davids kicks out of that, and has some strong moments in the middle of the match, countering a Launching Pad Suplex by sliding behind Frehley, and yanking him to set up a Touch Down - Davids' high-angle Belly-to-Belly Suplex finisher. Ric Young counts ONE...TWO...but Frehley kicks out! Davids again has some strong offense going for him at the 10-11 minute marks, including a convincing stump piledriver on the slightly larger Frehley, but Frehley dodges a Quarterback Sack, allowing him to set up the Frehley's Comet and pick up the win. WINNER - Frehley in 12:29</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Jack Bruce and Bobby Bruce Contract Signing (87/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ErnestYoungman-1_zps11df3c75.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg</div> Before the main match, the ring is used as the venue for the Jack Bruce-Bobby Bruce contract signing for the "Tough Love" match, a Tables and Ladders match which can be won by table break or item grab, the item being Jack's "Showtime Belt." Present at the contract signing are road agents Chief Two Eagles and Warlord Pain, both wearing suits, Special Guest Enforcer Tom "Angry" Gilmore (also in a suit, but not wearing a tie), and the kayfabe father-and-son. Interestingly, the elder Bruce is wearing a suit, while the younger one opts for a leather jacket with no undershirt, and tight '80s glam-style leather pants, a blatant disregard for the formal nature of this contract-signing. After Jack signs the contract, he takes a deep breath and asks for a mic... J. Bruce - I'm sorry I have to do this, Bobby. You know I love you as a father, and want to make up for those years your mom kept you away from me... B. Bruce - You don't talk that way about my mother, JACK...or I just might jump the gun and blast you with the REAL New York Minute. The Bobby Blitz. J. Bruce - You see, that's the reason why I proposed this match. Tough Love. Your mother, and I repeat, your mother, meaning my lying ex-girlfriend Karen Killer, has turned you into a monster. She has raised you as an ungrateful, arrogant, disrespectful PUNK who's nothin' more than a rock version of the Partay Dudez. Yeah, you and those new friends of yours The Awesomeness. I regret bringin' those fools over to Supreme, but you...now that you've signed your SWF contract and all...I'm proud of you, son. (pauses as he apparently sheds a few tears) I love you, Bobby. B. Bruce - Oh, look at the Cream of the Crop, Jack Bruce, suddenly showin' his sensitive side, cryin' crocodile tears like he's probably done so many times at those interventions. Oh, you've had a lot of 'em in your 25-some years in the music business. And in each and every one of 'em, you tried to look like the victim, promised things would be better when you get outta rehab, only to fall back into your old habits. What surprises me is how you've managed to win World Heavyweight FIVE TIMES...FIVE TIMES, JACK! But if there's a drug out there that made you that good, I DON'T WANT IT. And I DON'T NEED IT. I'm younger than you, Jack,and most of all...I'm better. J. Bruce - And that's another thing, Bobby. You keep insistin' on callin' me by my first name. I don't mind that. Because I'd also like to be that big brother you never had. But here's the thing. You're callin' me Jack to spite me. You're callin' me Jack to imply that you do not have a father, even if you are USING THE SURNAME I USE IN THE RING, USING MY FINISHING MOVE... B. Bruce - You talk too much, Jack. (stands up) Christian, Peter, this one's for you and for everyone who thinks that this man (points to J. Bruce) doesn't deserve to be the face of Supreme. With that, Bobby lands the New York Minute-esque Bobby Blitz on his father, while The Awesomeness springs from behind the announce table (conveniently hidden behind Peter Michaels) and beats down on Angry Gilmore! The beatdown is broken up by the road agents (who shoo The Awesomeness away from Gilmore) and Christian Faith, who enters the ring and delivers a gutwrench powerbomb to the cocky young Bobby Bruce... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg</div> Faith - Third commandment, Bobby. Honor thy father and thy mother. If that's your way of helping me against Jack at Under Control, I don't need it. I know you're new here, so let me tell you a bit about something I have and something you don't have much of. As well as something Peter claims he has, but doesn't always show. (pauses as the crowd cheers along) I...HAVE...FAITH. Michaels - WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO, CHRISTIAN?!?!? Faith - Something that should have been a long time ago to Jack Bruce's son. Having said that, Faith walks away as Peter Michaels continues bemoaning Faith's actions and how he couldn't quite convince the Supreme Legend to take his side.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Stone Vignette 64/C)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EddStone_alt1_zps7116239c.jpg</div> Stone - Did somebody call for some EDD? (singing as he passes by two pretty young ladies in a bar) Edd-Fu for me, Edd-Fu for you, you'll have an Edd, and she'll have one too! (does some of his trademark handsprings and martial arts-influenced moves) My father, Dan Stone Sr., might as well be called the Father of Canadian Wrestling, and when people talk about his offspring, nobody gives a damn about me, the Master of Edd-Fu. Always Dan Junior this, Duane that. Sean-in-Law McFly and my only sister Victoria this, Jeremy that. And nobody gives a rat's patootie about the Master of Edd-Fu, Daniel Edward Stone, known to all mice and men as Edd. EDD! EDD!!!! Hollywood's had too much Edd, and now it's time for Supreme to get some. And if you excuse me, I think it's time to buy these birds a couple drinks...because this Edd-Fu party's just gettin' started! <div style="text-align:center;">Edd. EDD. EDD!!! Edd Stone. Coming to the SWF in September.</div></div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Nicky Champion vs The Almighty Dollar (w/Lisa Bowen and Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) (92/A)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_alt1.jpg</div> The main thing about this match is the similar alignment of Gilmore/Champion and Money/Remo, and how both men on each team refuse to team with the other. Still, Money and Remo show the crowd that the fallout of The Almighty Dollar hasn't affected their friendship (or so they claim), and after a Champion suplex/cover attempt at 2:20, the temporarily reunited Almighty Dollar tag team proves to be tighter, eventually isolating Angry Gilmore and taking advantage of the earlier circumstances, where he got beaten down by The Awesomeness. While a desperation Gilmore legsweep at 7:00 floors Remo after a failed Destroyer attempt, the momentum from the hot tag is short lived. Nicky Champion, of course, enters the ring and unloads on Rich Money like a man possessed, taking him out at 10:50 with a Papoose Piledriver, pulling him up to his feet, and landing the coup de grace in a Hawkeye Hammer. Money kicks out of that, and thanks to Lisa Bowen distracting referee Jez McArthuer by protesting the use of the Hawkeye Hammer, Remo is able to sneak in and blast Nicky Champion with a steel chair! Once again, the isolation resumes, but Rich Money appears a bit unhappy with Remo (and Richie Pangrazzio) continually interfering on his behalf... Meanwhile, as Champion continues being isolated against Remo and Money at around 14-15 minutes, the former Sam Strong protege takes a page from his mentor's book of psyched-up comebacks,and starts shaking the ropes, doing a Native American tribal dance,and no-selling legal man Remo's attacks! With stiff elbows, punches and clotheslines, he easily takes care of Remo, then, as they try to interfere, Money and Pangrazzio. He then tags Gilmore in, and after an even exchange between Money and Gilmore, Champion and Remo finish things, as the Hawkeye,while running the ropes, surprises Remo with a running Hawkeye Hammer, and goes for the cover. ONE...TWO...THREE! Despite temporarily regaining their momentum the previous week, Money and Remo lose this one, and the Moneyman appears quite disappointed with the Alpha Dog leading into Under Control... WINNERS - Gilmore and Champion in 18:28</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Post-Match Commentary:</div> Fry - That's what I've always been telling Rich...Remo doesn't put his mind into every match! He keeps coasting along on his talent and physical abilities, but he's lazy! Lazy as a post. And he ended up paying for it against the intense duo of Gilmore and Champion. Michaels - Intense, yes, but they got lucky. They got lucky because Remo is an idiot and Money...is nothing without his faction. But who cares about those four? Under Control will be all about two men - the honorable Supreme Legend, Christian Faith, and the repulsive, immoral Jack Bruce. Azaria - Better give it up soon, Pete, because the way I see it, Christian Faith is too morally upright to take your side and allow you to manage his career! Michaels - What do you know, Jason? Just you wait and see. Christian Faith will win his FIFTH World Heavyweight title next Thursday, and he will do it with Peter Michaels as his manager and adviser. Fry - Tried that with Money, and didn't work. But regardless, that last match was one helluva barnstormer, and that's exactly what next Supreme TV promises, as we're nine days away from the pay-per-view event made FOR the SWF Galaxy, BY the SWF Galaxy - Under Control. For Peter Michaels and Jason Azaria, this is Duane Fry, advising you to catch us next week on C.A.N.N., and to be sure you've got the SWF App open for the complete SWF viewing experience! Goodnight, everyone! Michaels (bitterly,as the credits display) - That should have been MY final spot, Duane, but what are you gonna do about it...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Supreme TV Grade - 87/B+ TCW Total Wrestling Grade - 76/B- Increased Popularity in 8 Regions SWF Supreme TV Rating - 16.05</div></blockquote>

Eidenhoek · August 12, 2013

Stone is officially getting Edds-Pac heat from me. Nicky's getting there. And as I predicted, Tom's totally not going to walk out of Under Control champion.

Also, why the hell didn't Jack run to the parking lot and yell, "Eisen? Eisen?! EIIIIIISEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!1" to the sky? Would have been totally original and awesome, backslash-cough.

3rdStringPG · August 12, 2013

SWF High Stakes Reed Gym (Idaho, Northwest) Wednesday, September 11, 2013 (Week 2) CAST: (Rookie - Mentor) Alan Parent - John Anderson Casey Valentine - Franklin D. Huggins III Erick Leigh - Des Davids Jacob Jett - Angry Gilmore Justin Sensitive - 24/7 Partay Dudez Nick "The Architect" Wright - Joshua Taylor Rob "Masked Cougar" Hayes - Emma Chase and The Zim Rodney Ekuma - Nicky Champion HIGH STAKES: <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Introduction of Mentors and Rookies (69/C+)</div> The second season of High Stakes kicks off today at Pocatello, Idaho's Reed Gym, and starting things off is authority figure/host Rory McCallum, who introduces this season's mentors and their respective rookies - in order, that's Franklin Huggins and Casey Valentine, Joshua Taylor and Nick "The Architect" Wright, Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Jacob Jett, Emma Chase/The Zim and Rob "Masked Cougar" Hayes, John Anderson and Alan Parent, Des Davids and Erick Leigh, the 24/7 Partay Dudez and Justin Sensitive, and finally Season 1 top mentor Nicky Champion and Rodney Ekuma. McCallum welcomes everyone to the new season, and talks about how this season's winner will be guaranteed an SWF contract AND the title shot of his choice at When Hell Freezes Over 2014. "Who will win that contract and become the SWF's next Supreme Blue-Chipper?", asks McCallum to no one in particular. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Valentine and Ekuma Argue (40/D-)</div> "ME!!!", yells Casey Valentine, grabbing the microphone and ripping the Reed Gym crowd for being an audience of Northwest yokels who don't get the greatness and "charisma of Casey." None of the other rookies react except Rodney Ekuma, who grabs the mic from Valentine and says "This s--- ain't easy, kid, so don't go coastin' on your name value!" Valentine and Ekuma have to be restrained by a group of babyface mentors and rookies, but don't actually come to blows inside the ring. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - The Architect (30/E)</div> In a replay of the vignette aired on the last Supreme TV, The Architect hypes himself for High Stakes Season 2, albeit without Josh Taylor's lead-off introduction. The Architect - The Architect's real name is Nicholas Wright. Friends, family, they call me Nick, but I call myself THE ARCHITECT. When I'm not wrestling, I sing for a metalcore band, The Architects of Your Destruction. We sing about the screwed-up state of the world, but what's really screwed up about the SWF is how THE ARCHITECT was only asked to be part of High Stakes in the second season, instead of the first. (pauses) In high school, THE ARCHITECT didn't try out for wrestling - school had a "NO TATTOOS FOR JOCKS" policy, and man, was I inked. Doesn't matter anyway - it's boring when the only kid in Kensington who can beat THE ARCHITECT is THE ARCHITECT. And it's boring when the only better technical wrestler than Sam Keith, who trained THE ARCHITECT, is THE ARCHITECT. 'Tis Season 2 of High Stakes, but for the SWF Galaxy, 'tis Season 1, the one and only season, of ARCHITECT STAKES. Gonna win that contract, make it to the main roster, and stay there till y'all can call me GRANDPA ARCHITECT. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - Alan Parent (8/F)</div> Ditto Alan Parent, who is featured in a replay of an earlier vignette, but without the mentor introduction. Parent - I'm Alan Parent. That's P-A-R-E-N-T, pronounced "pah-ront." I grew up in a town called Drummondville, in Quebec, and back in my formative years, there was only one man I looked up to in the world of wrestling, and that was, and still is Haruki "Hooded" Kudo. I know all his moves, am Quebec's resident puroresu expert - take that, Koshiro Ino - and if I win High Stakes, I'd really love it for the SWF to make me Hooded Parent. Sounds cool, eh? But there's only one way to win High Stakes, and that's by working your butt off and respecting your mentor, two things I'm certainly gonna do on this show. <div style="text-align:center;">Alan Parent and John Anderson vs Nick "The Architect" Wright and Joshua Taylor (45/D-)</div> The action finally kicks off in this first of four rookie/mentor tag team matches, as the three-person team of Peter Michaels, Jerry Eisen and Katie Cameron discusses the technical nature of this match, as all four men are skilled submission wrestlers. Unfortunately, Parent and Anderson have horrible chemistry as a tag team, and Parent gets heat for botching a neckbreaker on The Architect (who, fortunately, isn't hurt). A collective "thank God it's over" can be sensed from the crowd as the match ends with Parent submitting to a Butterfly Lock from Josh Taylor. WINNERS - Architect and Taylor in 4:44 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Champion Criticizes Parent (80/B)</div> Rory McCallum asks a "random mentor" (actually Nicky Champion, the previous season's best) about what he thought of the first Season 2 match, and according to Champion, Parent and Anderson should do a better job communicating with each other. Goody-goody Parent says "I'll keep that in mind, thank you very much, sir, Mr. Champion" to the Hawkeye, who insists he be called Nicky...or Nicky Champion. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - Masked Cougar w/"Easy" Emma Chase and The Zim (67/C+)</div> Chase - No, the Masked Cougar is not Emma Chase in disguise. Very funny, whoever thought of that when Zimmy Bear and myself decided to mentor this young man from Parts Unknown. Masked Cougar is our rookie, a veteran of the California wrestling scene, and YOUR next High Stakes Champion and Chase Agency member. And that... Chase and The Zim - ...is good business. The Zim - BOO-YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Cougar - Grawrrrrrrr!!! No, I'm not Tony the Tiger and you won't be seeing my mug on cereal boxes anytime soon...unless I win High Stakes, which is genuinely possible. They call me Masked Cougar, but on my birth certificate, it reads Robert Hayes. Ever since boyhood, I've been fascinated with lucha libre, and that's the inspiration for my Masked Cougar character. In fact, I identify with Masked Cougar so much that I wear my mask when I'm with my wife on dinner dates. (a photo is displayed of Mr. and Mrs. Cougar at a fancy restaurant) I wear my mask when watching our daughter's ballet recitals. (a photo is displayed of Masked Cougar wearing his mask and a three-piece suit at a ballet recital) But I'm more than your standard masked competitor. I love having fun with the kids in the audience, and it's my desire to entertain in and out of the ring that I believe will take me far in this competition. Call me Rob if you may, but I'd much rather go by Cougar...or Masked Cougar. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - Justin Sensitive w/24/7 Partay Dudez (57/D+)</div> Mainstream - The Partay Dudez are goin' Can-Am, baby, and after adding male model Calum Nelson after the first season, we're aiming to add another American to our talented musical juggernaut. Stevie - He's got the killer dance moves, killer wrestling moves, and a golden voice guaranteed to make the ladies of the SWF Galaxy swoon. Mainstream - He's our High Stakes rookie, the Bay State Heartbreaker, Justin Sensitive. Sensitive - I'm the picture-perfect mix of wholesomeness and edgy boy band attitude, Justin Sensitive, from Milton, Massachusetts. I never did too well in school, because as early as junior high, I was spending equal time in the ring and on stage with my boy band, Death to Flying Things. (laughs as a photo of "Death to Flying Things" is shown onscreen) Man, everyone thought we were a metal band or somethin'...till we sang and danced our way to first place in the school Battle of the Bands, making us the first boy band in history to win. First win for DFT, but definitely not the last. Teachers loved us, girls fought over us, but at the end of the day, it was I, Justin Sensitive, who became the Justin Timberlake to their NSYNC. (pauses) Fitting, isn't it? As a wrestler, I see myself as a high-flyer. My finishing move is the Grace Landing, a flying body press, and I've got a variety of other top-rope moves that go perfectly with my song and dance skills. Once again, my name is Justin Sensitive, YOUR next High Stakes Champion, YOUR next 24/7 Partay Dude. <div style="text-align:center;">Masked Cougar and The Zim (w/"Easy" Emma Chase) vs Justin Sensitive and Stevie (w/Mainstream) (58/D+)</div> "Oh no, not another Partay Dude," says Jerry Eisen, who gets shot down by the pro-heel Peter Michaels, who says the Dudez are the perfect "rock 'n' wrestling role models" for the youth, even if their "music" barely rocks. This match is a seesaw match from the first few seconds, and being that both sides have heel cornermen, Mainstream and Emma Chase do their share of cheating - Mainstream by tripping Masked Cougar as he tried to run the ropes for momentum, Easy Emma by flashing Justin Sensitive, who promptly gets distracted. ("THERE ARE CHILDREN WATCHING HIGH STAKES!", screams Michaels as he continues trying to censor Chase.) Still, Stevie picks up the win after Sensitive rolls away from a High Rise Cougar Pounce, and tags his mentor in for the Platinum Record. Chase and The Zim look quite upset following their rookie's opening loss. WINNERS - Sensitive and Stevie in 7:24 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Zim Criticizes Cougar (62/C-)</div> Grabbing a mic, The Zim bashes Masked Cougar, saying that he wonders what Chase saw in him when she agreed to be his co-mentor. He blames Cougar for being too overconfident, and ending up too slow to make the hot tag. Chase tries to placate The Zim by saying it's only the first week, but The Zim makes his displeasure known by slapping Cougar behind the head and telling him to "shape the f--- up." <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - 24/7 Partay Dudez Praise Sensitive (63/C-)</div> Backstage, Eve Runcord (rumored to be Casey Valentine's real-life girlfriend just two weeks into Casey's call-up to the main roster for High Stakes!) is interviewing the 24/7 Partay Dudez, who headed backstage immediately following the win as The Zim berated Masked Cougar. Mainstream and Stevie tell Runcord that Sensitive will continue the run of success "boy band boys" have had starting in the first season with Calum Nelson, and prove that point by performing a song-and-dance number with their rookie. "Do you do Nickelback?", asks Runcord (apparently a fan of the polarizing Canadian faux-grunge band), to which the Dudez and Sensitive respond with an off-key (yet well-danced to) version of "Rockstar", performed in boy band style, natch. Runcord Is Not Impressed. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - Erick Leigh (23/E) </div> A more in-depth look at Erick Leigh (b. Eric Lee), the former Masked Patriot of RIPW who'd team up on occasion with the Masked American (American Machine/Dean Ansell), but is apparently sick of wearing a mask... Leigh - They used to call me Masked Patriot. Hell, we've had more than a few Masked Patriots in Supreme, and while I respect my mentor Des for realizing the error of his ways, there isn't anything I'd rather do than rip that mask off and be myself, Erick Leigh. Mask or no mask, it's America that motivates me to become your next High Stakes Champion, and finally get paid good money for doing what I love to do - without a mask, that is. For the past few years, I was reviving the Masked Patriot shtick in the smaller promotions, getting good reaction from crowds, especially when it'd be close to the Fourth of July, but let's face it. Nobody wants to live forever on corn dogs, Top Ramen and peanut butter-and-jelly sandwiches. I'm glad the SWF's finally given me a chance to do my thing, but the last thing I want is to do that thing wearing a mask that reminds me of my poorer days. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - Casey Valentine (45/D-) </div> Valentine - I'm Casey Valentine, fightin' out of Fairfax, Virginia, nephew of the man you love to hate, Peter Valentine. One thing motivates me to win High Stakes, and that's all you idiots in the SWF Galaxy readin' the dirt sheets and hatin' on my uncle Pete just because he's doin' something each and every one of you could only dream of doin' - being a bona fide SPORTS ENTERTAINER. He ain't the best in the ring, but he and I, we share one thing, and that's CHARISMA. If you don't got it, then you don't have what it takes to make it in Supreme. Casey Valentine has charisma in spades, and a good deal more skill than his uncle Pete, and even he himself would admit to that. Just what kind of skills are those? All of 'em, man. You want me to focus on power moves like what my uncle does? I'll do that, and do it better. Want me to climb the top rope and fly? I'll be your Boeing 787. Want holds, submissions and stuff? Sam taught me a lot, and I'll have you know Sam's last name is Keith. And to top it all off, I was first trained by the immortal Rip Chord. (flexes his muscles and adjusts his shades) This is one Mighty Casey who won't strike out. <div style="text-align:center;">Erick Leigh and Des Davids vs Casey Valentine and Franklin D. Huggins III (59/D+)</div> Yes, the Entourage is back on High Stakes, though it's not Eric Eisen leading the way for a rookie, but his kayfabe frat buddy, Franklin Huggins, who "comes from one of Schenectady's leading business families", according to Peter Michaels, who tries to draw parallels between that and Casey Valentine being part of a wrestling family. This open match sees both rookies getting more exposure than their mentors, and thanks to a Deep Impact on Leigh off a Huggins distraction, Valentine becomes the first rookie to score a pin (as opposed to his mentor) as Jez McArthuer counts one, two, three. WINNERS - Valentine and Huggins in 8:02 <div style="text-align:center;">High Stakes Hype Vignette - Jacob Jett (32/E)</div> Both Peter Michaels and Jerry Eisen tease Katie Cameron as her real-life boyfriend Jacob Jett's expanded hype vignette (sans mentor intro) plays and we find out more about Season 2's smallest competitor... Jett - They called me an elf. A hobbit. A midget. Too short and too light to make an impact in the world of wrestling, but I kept proving 'em wrong. I'm Jacob Jett, born in Philly, attended high school in Vancouver, Washington, learned the ropes in Ontario, home to Season One rookie Dave Newton and my own mentor, Tom "Angry" Gilmore. And just in case you're wonderin', you are right. I'm dating the lead female announcer on High Stakes. So much for bein' the little guy, huh? (pauses) I'm only 5'8" and 165 pounds soaking wet, and given my huge size disadvantage, I make up for that with top rope moves like the Emergency Landing. (a video from 4C plays, where Jett is executing said finisher) Watch that Fame Dropper go...BOOM! Plucky spirit and determination helped Krustacean Kirk swim to the top in Season One, and that'll be the same as I win Season Two for all those in the SWF Galaxy who root for the underdog. <div style="text-align:center;">High Stakes Hype Vignette - Rodney Ekuma (39/D-)</div> Ekuma - Stereotypes. Sickening, aren't they? Stereotypes that all Hawaiians surf and say "brah" and act as if nothin' can get 'em down. One thing gets me down, and that's mediocrity. That's settlin' for second-best. Come Season Two of High Stakes, Rodney Ekuma is gonna be anything but second-best. He's gonna be doin' what his fellow Hawaiian Jimi Adams and fellow big man Tommy Alexander couldn't do, and that's WIN THE COMPETITION, because unlike those guys, I don't give anything less than everything I've got. (pauses as he says the only additional line of his in this expanded promo, backed by a video of repeated Hawaiian Crush heart punch finishers) And unlike those two and others, I let my actions do the talkin'. <div style="text-align:center;">Jacob Jett and Tom "Angry' Gilmore vs Rodney Ekuma and Nicky Champion (62/C-)</div> This match, while a pure face vs face encounter, is interesting for its two themes - it's the smallest High Stakes rookie versus the biggest, and another preview of the four-way elimination match for Supreme Heavyweight at Under Control. The fans seem to be more on Gilmore's side, on account of Jacob Jett's spirited, uptempo maneuvers that contrast with Rodney Ekuma's plodding offense. Though The Hawaiian Strongman Ekuma comes very close to winning after a Hawaiian Crush floors Gilmore at the 5:40 mark, the rookie costs his team the win, as an argument with Nicky Champion allows Gilmore to swoop in with the Anger Management and win the match at close to eight and a half minutes. Champion is a bit restrained, but Ekuma is obviously upset at losing the match after coming so close to ending Season 2's premiere with an upset win. WINNERS - Jett and Gilmore in 8:20 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Ekuma and Champion Argue (58/D+)</div> After the match, Ekuma immediately takes out his anger on his mentor, accusing him of deliberately sabotaging him and causing him to lose his focus. "Rodney Ekuma has nobody to blame but himself!", counters Champion, as the two men argue their way to the locker room, with Gilmore and Jett just a few steps ahead and paying no mind to the rookie-mentor tiff behind them... <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Remo and Rich Money Beat Down on Gilmore and Champion (73/B-)</div> Just at that moment, Remo and Rich Money shock the announcers and the fans by greeting Gilmore and Jett at the locker room entrance and beating down on the duo! Champion and Ekuma run in for the save, but Ekuma notably stands and watches as Champion is also overwhelmed by the sneak attack from the former Almighty Dollar stablemates, who continue putting on a united front in preparation for the Supreme Heavyweight four-way at Under Control. HIGH STAKES SEASON TWO STANDINGS (WEEK 1): Casey Valentine - 1-0 Jacob Jett - 1-0 Justin Sensitive - 1-0 The Architect - 1-0 Alan Parent - 0-1 Erick Leigh - 0-1 Masked Cougar - 0-1 Rodney Ekuma - 0-1 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 68/C+ SWF High Stakes Rating - 0.93</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · August 12, 2013

OOC - For those who are expecting some dollar signs to get flashed before Week 2 Uprising, I'm sorry, but I've decided to reschedule the Chase interview to Week 3 Saturday, right after Under Control. Still trying to get the right feel for the interview, and the backstage action has, as you saw in the last two segments, heated up considerably. So with that, we now take you to the set of Idealistic Teacher, where our protagonist is getting the cold shoulder from his otherwise loving girlfriend...

<div style="text-align:center;">"Not the Last Temptation of KP?"</div>

Thursday, September 12, 2013

This time, an unused football field in Pocatello, ID

5:30 p.m.

Well, what do you know. Adam Smithers made another casting change on the fly, and after watching last week's High Stakes hype video and doing research on Casey Valentine, he decided to cast the Season 2 rookie as an opposing team's nasty, racist defensive end, "100 percent pure beef, guaranteed to knock the choclit' outta those Van Kelt twins" and "get past that coon lineman and the rest of those integrated runts." But if you come to think of it, Idealistic Teacher was supposed to be a vehicle to promote the SWF's second-generation stars, and Casey's signing a couple months ago meant Hollywood Bret Starr was the only second-generation guy (more like third) remaining in MAW. As we took a break between football scenes, I would get to know a little bit more about Casey, who was, of course, tight with Cam Vessey and the Gauge twins.

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"How the hell did you do it, Casey," asked Cam. "How were you able to make it with that High Stakes announcer girl?"

"Correction. High Stakes AND Uprising announcer girl and backstage interviewer. I dunno, man, the moment my backstage immersion thingy started, I had my eyes on her. Asked her out, one date led to another date led to Eve and myself becoming the First Couple of High Stakes. No...the SECOND COUPLE of High Stakes! They're not gonna acknowledge that on screen, though, like what they're doin' with Jacob and Katie."

"That's right, because you're a dirty, rotten heel!", said Matt Gauge.

Ash Campbell, who always seemed to have unique insider information ahead of us, so much to the point we'd sometimes call him "Mr. Dirt Sheet", asked Casey something interesting. "So, Casey...is Eve Runcord her real name?"

"Of course it is, man! She showed me her ID and stuff, and that is her name. Not a very conventional name, if you know what I mean, but she does check out. 23 years old, from Seattle, but went to school in my home state."

"In Quantico, I presume?", asked Ash. "Eve Runcord, from what I've heard, went to school in Quantico."

"So are you saying that my new girlfriend...is a FED?"

"Don't quote me on that, Case, but my dad told me about it back when I was suspended. Father and son sharing a joint and watching High Stakes, then he goes, 'Son, that interviewer isn't whom you think she is.' Then again, my dad says a lot of things..."

"Fed or no Fed, it doesn't matter. Eve Runcord is the most awesome girl I've met since..."

"Lisa Bowen?" That name, a name I was trying so desperately to push back into the deepest recesses of my memory, was said in unison by Matt, Greg, Ash and Cam. "Oh, sorry. Forgot about KP being on emo mode because of the whole Cheerleader thing," said Ash, who genuinely didn't mean to open up the old wounds. Nope, Dawn still wasn't talking to me. Wasn't replying to my texts and wasn't picking up when I tried to call. Originally, I was supposed to join her (and Eric Eisen, unfortunately) and support her as The S.E.A.L. got pre-screened. Now I didn't even know if I was still invited.

"What's the deal with Lisa anyway?", asked Casey. "Who's she seein' now? I mean, with the notable exception of her legal boyfriend."

"HIM." Again, the younger Gauges, the younger Campbell and the younger Vessey all answered in unison, and pointed to me. They were trying to cheer me up and get me to laugh, but it wasn't working. Valentine the Younger, on the other hand, flashed a knowing smile and reminded me that stuff like this was bound to blow over.

"Relax, KP, once this movie's already in the can, she'll be stickin' it out with Arch. Their relationship's open like that. And Lisa...don't tell her I told you, though these fine young men probably said as much. Daddy issues. Back when she was growing up, her dad was always out on the road, enjoying all the perks of being a main event mainstay. And it's only now, now that Lisa's gotten work in the wrestling industry, that they're reconnecting. But then, the damage has been done, and she's out and about like nobody's business. It's gonna blow over, man."

I really didn't know how I'd keep my head straight if these guys weren't around in Supreme. I've had a few girlfriends, never was a player, probably fooled around once or twice when I was younger, but nothing to the extent of what that prick Brandon James was hinting at in his unscripted backstage interview on Supreme TV. I had never violated the Seventh Commandment in its truest form.

Meanwhile, I heard my cell phone beeping as a new text message came in. It was from Dawn.

"Don't bother flying tomorrow. For ur own good."

More like, "don't bother flying tomorrow, I'm through with you?" I certainly hoped not.

11:30 p.m.

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"Listen, Scott, I've got to get back to the second-generation guys." For the past hour, Big Smack Scott had kept me at his table with Lisa, desperately trying to do some matchmaking and count the chickens of my potential breakup with Dawn before they hatched.

"BULLSHIT, KP!", yelled the Smacker. "This is how you started in Supreme, and this is how it's gonna continue. We're having a helluva time, Dawn doesn't want you at The S.E.A.L. pre-screening, and Lisa...she's always had a thing for you since her daddy brought her into Supreme! Since her daddy sent you, Fry and Robbie Retro to convince her to sign with Supreme!"

"It's just a misunderstanding," I protested. "Besides, I know why you're doing this. You never liked Dawn."

"Damn right I didn't!" Scott was, once again, drunk as a skunk and strongly in denial, ordering yet another round for us. "It took six months for the SWF to sign Dawn before Richard Eisen swooped in and sealed the deal. Prior to that, it was those dorks Michaels and Fry doin' all the talkin'. Same dorks whom Eisen entrusts personnel decisions to. Michaels couldn't do it because he's too fat and y'allz cain't unnastan' a thang hee sayz. Fry couldn't do it because he's a skinny bully magnet not unlike the old Rick Eisen. But how come Eisen did it? Because he's the boss, he's got the money, he's got the panty-droppin' Eisen charm, and..."

"I know what you mean, Scott. You think Dawn whored herself out to Supreme just to get signed."

"Yup, that's how most of 'em got signed. But not Lisa. From what I know, it was YOU who helped sign her and The Architect, and it still bothers me that things like that only made me insecure back when I was in Supreme." Scott paused for a few moments, took a few sips from his beer, and continued. "Look at it this way. Just keep Lisa company tonight, and even if you lose Dawn, you'll have one helluva friend in Lisa."

"Scott's not lying," concurred Lisa, winking her eye and bending forward, obviously to make me notice that she was, once again, taking the braless route. "You helped get Nick and myself signed all those months ago, and it's about time I repaid you."

I briefly contemplated my next course of action. Idealistic Teacher shooting would continue another two weeks. It wasn't sure that Dawn would really dump me. And if Lisa would continue spreading shit about the two of us, it would have been a case of "damned if you do, damned if you don't." Hedging my bets, but more importantly feeling optimistic that Dawn's anger would pass and that this whole thing would blow over, I stood up.

"Forget it, Scott." As I resumed drinking with the second-gen guys and observed Scott remaining calm and composed, I figured this wouldn't be the last time he would try to sell me on the idea of ditching the Cheerleader for the Uprising GM. This was going to be an interesting second half of September, to say the least...

3rdStringPG · August 13, 2013

SWF Uprising Nicholson Pavilion (Washington, Northwest) Sunday, September 15, 2013 (Week 2) DARK MATCHES/YOUTUBE PRE-SHOW: "Signeur" Marc DuBois and Paul Huntingdon d. Ben 'n' Glenn Casey via High Society in 3:35 (41/D-) Asher Ginsberg d. Cameron Vessey via Shooting Star Press in 4:48 (48/D-) Donnie J d. Sandy Erickson via Death on Venice Beach in 3:36 (37/D-) UPRISING: <div style="text-align:center;">The Parts Unknown vs A-Prime and 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Kristen Pearce) (45/D-)</div> Wait a minute...what happened to Bobby Bruce? Oh, he'll be around later, but for now, it's his masked jobbing alter-ego Part Three teaming up with the original Parts unknown in a losing effort against the 24/7 Partay Dudez with their bouncer A-Prime. A-Prime's push continues, as he picks up a fallen Part Three (following a Pontiac to Home from Mainstream) and finishes him off with the Running Powerslam. WINNERS - A-Prime and 24/7 Partay Dudez in 4:55 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - 24/7 Partay Dudez Interview El Duque (52/D)</div> Before the interview,we're informed that Joshua Taylor, earlier booked to team up with High Concept versus Koshiro Ino and Biggz in Japan, is reportedly unable to compete following a beatdown from Ino's American lackeys. Meanwhile, Mainstream and Stevie of the Partay Dudez are hyping the upcoming singles debut of their new "bandmate" Calum Nelson and interviewing El Duque Nicolas, who stuns the Dudez by cutting the interview exclusively in Spanish! Frustrated after several questions where the only words they can understand are "Darryl Devine" and "Shooting Star", the Dudez ask Paul Huntingdon what the hell El Duque is ranting about. Huntingdon - It means my brother in royalty El Duque Nicolas will win Shooting Star from Darryl Devine at Under Control! Stupid peasants, what with your on-contract smartphones and your Google Translate, if you don't understand it, look it up! As El Duque finally acquiesces and agrees to answer the Dudez's questions in English, Darryl Devine steps out to his ring music and rants back at El Duque, calling him "fake royalty" and, most pointedly, an "impostor from Mexico." El Duque reacts defensively, calling Devine out on the non-kayfabe fact that he's not actually a drummer and insisting that he comes from royal stock, but before both men can continue dishing dirt about the other... <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Lisa Bowen Books Devine, El Duque and James in Three-Way (44/D-)</div> ...the Uprising GM, Lisa Bowen, steps out and asks El Duque and Devine to stop their bickering, because they're booked in a three-way non-title match, against fellow Shooting Star contender Mikey James! El Duque asks why can't it be a title match, after all, "El Galaxia SWF voted me to face phony rocker at Under Control!" Bowen talks about "justice and equality" like her daddy would, and says because the fans voted on Devine vs El Duque at Under Control for the Shooting Star belt, that's the match they're going to get...in the pre-show. El Duque seems very upset by this, saying that royalty deserves to be seen on the main show. "But then again," continues the kayfabe duke, "most of El Galaxia SWF too poor to afford Under Control, so does it really matter?" <div style="text-align:center;">Robbie Retro vs Calum Nelson (w/Kristen Pearce and A-Prime) (52/D)</div> Robbie Retro gets the jobber introduction, without the Commodores' mid-'70s instrumental "Machine Gun" backing him up. Not a good sign at all, as the burly disco throwback struggles to keep up with the male model, High Stakes runner-up, and now 24/7 Partay Dudez member Calum Nelson. Eve Runcord, replacing Dawn the Cheerleader as interim third commentator as the SWF negotiates with TCW's Kyle Rhodes, appears repulsed by Nelson, while Marv Earnest cheers on the rookie, especially when he kicks Retro in the gut, sets him up for a neckbreaker, then goes for the Honey Trap. It doesn't take long for Retro to tap out of this, as "Jobbie"'s downslide continues... WINNER - Nelson in 4:31 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Davids and Valiant Rant About DuBois and Anderson (67/C+)</div> Des Davids and Valiant are backstage, and the tension between both men appears so thick you can cut it with a knife - take note that it was Davids (then with Chase SinCorporated) who ended American Machine's SWF career in kayfabe. Davids starts out by apologizing personally to Valiant, who still appears dismissive. He talks about how big a fool he was to get roped into the Chase Agency/SinCorporated, then with The Almighty Dollar and that "lazy punk DuBois." Valiant, however, barely acknowledges Davids' attempts to make nice. Davids ends this segment by warning Valiant not to make the same mistake he did by letting his anger get the best of him against John Anderson at Under Control, and later on in the evening against John Greed. Valiant snarls "I already know that, Des," as Davids walks away, the relationship between both men remaining icy, especially as Anderson continues trying to get into Valiant's head... <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Cage Rants About Young (60/C-)</div> Like Dawn the Cheerleader before her, Eve Runcord appears revolted by the questionable odor emanating from faux hippie Roger Cage. In this interview, Cage blames his on-TV losing streak (and that of Acid's as well) on the biased officiating. Talking about Ric Young, who will be refereeing Acid Tripp's tag match against The Psychedelic Soul Brothers, Cage says he's just another tool of the Establishment, but not even his "biased tendencies" will stop Acid Tripp from defeating those "fake hippies" KP Avatar and Remmy Skye, who think living the '60s lifestyle is "all about parties and LSD and dancing like idiots to 'Incense and Peppermints'.'" <div style="text-align:center;">The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (w/Chloe Dean) vs Acid Tripp (43/D-)</div> Showing their disregard for SWF officiating, the duo of Roger Cage and Acid aren't shy about cheating in this match, but there's no cheating involved when Acid lands an Acid Rain Bomb on Remmy Skye at around 3:40, shortly after his Skye Diver missed the mark. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT AT TWO AND EIGHT TENTHS! The mute Acid jerks around angrily in protest, promoting Cage to do the arguing for him, but Ric Young pays no attention as Skye uses the argument as his chance to recover and tag KP Avatar in. The hot tag sees Avatar and Cage exchanging basic attacks on each other, and once again, it looks like Acid Tripp will win it, as Cage knocks Avatar out with the Make Love Not War. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! Cage argues what he feels is a slow count, and while he's doing so, Avatar jumps him from behind and catches him with a flash roll-up! ONE...TWO...THREE! Major, major upset for The Psychedelic Soul Brothers, as the excitable Jerry Eisen screams "AVATAR WINS!!!!" repeatedly. WINNERS - The Psychedelic Soul Brothers in 5:03 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Cage Quits Promotion (36/D-)</div> Angrily exiting the ring, Roger Cage demands a mic from a stage hand and announces that he and Acid are quitting the SWF due to the "grave injustices" committed by "the Establishment"'s favorite tools, the referees. An apathetic crowd boos Cage as he tells them to "turn on, tune in and drop out", to live their lives "by the words of the late, great Tim Leary and Jerry Garcia", and to "stay groovy." In actuality, Cage and Acid will be headed to developmental, for repackaging and training purposes respectively - this may be the end of Cage's polarizing hippie gimmick, but definitely not the end of Roger Cage as an SWF Superstar. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Avatar, Skye and Dean Celebrate (16/F)</div> With Cage and Acid gone, The Psychedelic Soul Brothers and their manager Chloe Dean are now free to celebrate, and that means the three of them dancing to the tune of their ring music, "Cloud Nine" by the Temptations. At this point, KP Avatar has a mic of his own, and despite his rumored offstage issues, he's game enough to sing the song's chorus and get the fans to chant "CLOUD NINE!" back as he imitates each individual Temptation's vocal parts, from Melvin Franklin's booming bass lines, to Dennis Edwards' expressive lead tenor. <div style="text-align:center;">Darryl Devine © vs Mikey James (w/Frankie Perez) vs El Duque Nicolas (w/Paul Huntingdon) - non-title match (54/D)</div> This match is considered an appetizer of sorts for one of two Under Control pre-show matches confirmed - the Shooting Star title match between Darryl Devine and El Duque Nicolas. This match showcases El Duque's high-flying lucha style, Mikey James' martial arts background and Devine's well-rounded, balanced offense, and all three men get their time in the spotlight. But among these three Shooting Star contenders, El Duque appears to be the most impressive, countering a Devine Dream Drop and quickly leaping up the top rope for an acrobatic splash! That move, at around 4:50, fails to win it, and neither does a Scything Side Kick from James on El Duque at 6:20, but it's rather a Paul Huntingdon distraction on Devine that helps El Duque win this match, with a Duque Buster on James. WINNER - El Duque in 7:52 <div style="text-align:center;">Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs The Awesomeness (w/Alanis Springsteen) (37/D-)</div> Except for the presence of Bobby Bruce on commentary, this is your typical garden variety squash, as Huey and Jeff team up for the Shock and Awe on Adrian Noelson at little past 2:30. Far more interesting is how Jerry Eisen, Marv Earnest and Eve Runcord are debating on who will be replacing Josh Taylor in the six-man tag match as High Concept's teammate against the Koshiro Ino/Biggz in Japan team. WINNERS - The Awesomeness in 2:37 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bobby Bruce Rants About Jack Bruce (77/B-)</div> After the squash match, The Awesomeness ushers in their "new lead singer and lead guitarist" Bobby Bruce, who hypes the coming Thursday's opener for Under Control - the "Tough Love" tables and ladders match against his dad, Jack Bruce. Like Angry Gilmore and Squeeky McClean before him, he talks about being straight edge, and how vices like drugs and alcohol are only distractions that derail one from the top of the rock 'n' roll mountain, as well as distractions that divert fathers away from their roles as dads. Bobby closes this promo by saying that he'll never make the same mistakes his dad (or "Jack") did, and if Under Control is going to be a night of tough love for the two of them, it is also going to be a night of "tough s---" for Jack. <div style="text-align:center;">Krustacean Kirk and High Concept (w/Haley Buck) vs Koshiro Ino and Biggz in Japan (58/D+)</div> And Joshua Taylor's replacement in this six-man tag match is none other than...Season 1 High Stakes winner Krustacean Kirk! The SWF's newest comic book hero is teaming up with an uncharacteristically serious High Concept, as they battle it out against the anti-sports entertainment team of Koshiro Ino and Biggz in Japan. Ino's stiff puro style is put to good use in this match, same with his innovative (no pun intended) suplexes, including the dreaded Ino-Plex on Greg Black at 4:00 that nearly gives his team the win. At about 6:30, Black and Elmo Benson combine for the Game Over on Bart-San, but Brett-San runs in to break things up, resulting in a very stern warning from Shane Stones. The deciding factor in this match happens to be Taylor, who steps out at around the eight-minute mark, looking fit and showing no ill effects from the earlier beatdown. Ino cannot believe his eyes as Taylor explains that it was all a setup - Biggz in Japan lied to Ino, and never carried the attack out after all. As Ino begins to berate Brett-San for falsely claiming that he and Bart-San took care of Taylor, Benson tags Kirk in, and he jumps on Brett-San to set up the Krustacean Kirk-Hold! Brett-San taps out to blow this feud over...and send Biggz in Japan off on their last day in the SWF. WINNERS - Kirk and High Concept in 8:54 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Concept, Taylor and Kirk Save Biggz in Japan from Ino Beatdown (50/D)</div> Everything then breaks into chaos, as Koshiro Ino attacks both Biggins brothers following the match, prompting a four-man cavalry save from Elmo Benson, Greg Black, Josh Taylor and Krustacean Kirk! Ino holds his hands up, backing off and swearing that he'll remain "first and best U.S. Champion in SWF History! Hssssss..." as he retreats to the locker room. Returning to ringside, the four babyfaces help Bart-San and Brett-San up to their feet, and exchange handshakes with the departing brothers. Unlike Lobster Warrior, the Biggins brothers don't get a lot of fanfare in their final SWF match, but a few in the audience can be heard cheering "Thank You Biggz!" as Bart and Brett return to the locker room, hands raised in the air as they prepare for the next stage in their wrestling careers... <div style="text-align:center;">Randy Bumfhole (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs Franklin D. Huggins III (w/"Bulldozer" Bryan Smith) (66/C+)</div> Randy Bumfhole's not happy about having his rental Prius vandalized, which is why he hits the ring more intense than usual, pounding away on The Eisen Entourage's Franklin D. Huggins III and "making him pay for making him pay", according to Jerry Eisen. Thanks to the illegal interference and distraction of Dozer Smith, Huggins controls the middle point of the match, and seems sure of winning after he uses a Dozer distraction to land a Huggins Kiss on Randy B. Referee Jez McArthuer, however, catches this and asks Dozer to beat it! Jez Mac also remains preoccupied with exiling Dozer, much to Huggins' chagrin...and when "FD3" covers Bumfhole, he easily kicks out! That's all the catalyst Bumfhole needs to "win it for his Bumfhoholics" (as stated in an inset promo), as he drops Huggins with the Bumfhole Buster at a little past nine minutes. WINNER - R. Bumfhole in 9:11 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Stone Vignette (61/C-)</div> Same "Edd-Fu for Me, Edd-Fu for You" promo we've been seeing on previous Uprisings and Supreme TVs. Edd Stone will probably need a new one as he prepares for his late September debut, where he could be teaming up with Franklin Huggins in a revival of their Canadian Animals tag team in the TCW, though Huggins was only Canadian in kayfabe... <div style="text-align:center;">Valiant © vs John Greed (w/The New Chase Agency) - North American title match (73/B-)</div> It's not every day you see a title match on Uprising, and in here, we see a rematch-of-sorts, as Valiant and Greed were part of the three-way North American title match at Welcome to the Jungle. Greed continues showing more convincing offense in this match, including a variation of the lifting DDT finisher he calls the Crash Diet that nearly leads to a win at 5:20. An actual Crash Diet attempt, however, is countered into a V-Split at 7:00, and as both men try to recover, Emma Chase steps in front of Valiant, ostensibly to unbutton her shirt and show him those dollar signs. Thirty seconds pass and Valiant's grabbed onto one of the ropes. Chase remains on the apron, and she's yet to show those dollar signs, even as John Anderson yells "YOU KNOW YOU WANNA DO IT, EMMA!" from the announce table. Instead, it's Valiant's manager Hannah who's subconsciously distracting John Greed with her rather generous cleavage, and as she does that, Valiant turns on the aggression, furiously attacking Greed and shocking the announcers with his outburst of anger (and Hannah's outburst of risque)! He goes for the V-Split at around 11:00, but as he goes for the cover, Anderson runs in, having grabbed Brandon James' Nothing to Lose briefcase, bashes Valiant, and leads to Ric Young calling for a DQ! Anderson returns the briefcase to James and Chase, but the Agency looks quite upset with the Devil's Advocate as he heads to the locker room with an oily smile and an air of confidence heading into Under Control. WINNER - Valiant in 11:10 via DQ. Valiant is STILL the SWF North American champion. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 70/C+ SWF Uprising Rating - 0.97</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · August 13, 2013

Post-Shows OOC - Thirdy's Thoughts:

- So how's everyone doing as we head into PPV week and the go-home show? Here's a look at how everything stands so far, and interestingly, nobody's tied! flaviooooo remains in the lead, though at this point, anybody can win September. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

1. flaviooooo - 24.5/28, 88% (+5/7, +6/7, +0.5)

2. Rickymex - 23.5/28, 84% (+4/7, +6/7, +0.5)

3. MichiganHewo - 22.5/28, 80% (+6/7, +5/7, +0.5)

4. Phantom Stranger - 22/28, 79% (+6/7, +3/7, +1)

5. kieranforthewin - 21.5/28, 77% (+6/7, +4/7, +0.5)

6. Psycho Sam - 21/28, 75% (+5/7, +5/7)

7. Croquemitaine - 20.5/28, 73% (+5/7, +3/7, +0.5)

8. Midnightnick - 19/28, 68% (+3/7, +4/7, +1)

- Just to give everyone an idea of the direction I'm looking at for Season 3 High Stakes (since the September prediction game winner will pick someone for the Season 3 cast), I've been considering a "USA vs The Rest of the World" angle, with four American rookies and four foreigners. To that end, I've got Gino Montero and Swoop McCarthy already in RIPW, and I just hired Eisaku Hoshino to eventually be Season 3's resident Marty Wright, being that he's 39 in a competition where contestants are usually in their 20s. Speaking of age limits, High Stakes doesn't have one per se, but I'd prefer someone 30 years old or younger...

- Gilmore/Champion vs Remo/Money was supposed to be a schmozz. Failed to edit my booking notes accordingly. D'oh! Meanwhile, Remo continues complaining when he's asked to lose, even if his pop's at 84 as to Gilmore's 89/90 and Champion's 86. Oh well.

- Nicky Champion getting "Edds-Pac" heat? Ah, yes. He's not Sam Strong's squeaky-clean babyface hero anymore. (cheers "Let's Go Nicky!"/"Nicky Sucks!" in his head)

- Yes, Croquemitaine, Brandon James is still in the main event. But as is often the case with Money in the Bank briefcase winners, he's mired in a slump as far as his W-L record goes. Can't say when he'll be cashing in his Nothing to Lose contract, but I hope to include him in more main event angles going forward.

- Hell, I was out of heels when booking the dark matches for Uprising! But I think having Marc DuBois join in as a third Royal Pain (since he was a former tag team champ with Huntingdon) could be the best way for him to close out his SWF career.

- The Psychedelic Soul Brothers upset was there for a reason - Roger Cage's repackaging. I'll probably have Acid, who's a negative backstage influence (and, in the backstage segments, presumably in Peter Michaels' doghouse), remain in developmental as a trainer, while Cage should return as...we shall find out in October or November. Depends on how quickly he bitches about being stuck in developmental.

3rdStringPG · August 13, 2013

OOC - And now, it's time to go home. Hoping to have the go-home show up before Friday, so as to allow me more time on the weekend to write Under Control and the Chase interview. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Supreme TV

Phillips Arena (Georgia, Southeast)

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Krustacean Kirk vs Eric Eisen

Captain Atomic vs John Anderson

Jungle Lord vs John Greed

Christian Faith, Des Davids and Vengeance vs ?????, ????? and Steve Frehley

Nicky Champion vs Remo

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Rich Money - non-title match

SWF High Stakes

LJVM Coliseum Annex (North Carolina, Southeast)

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Masked Cougar vs Alan Parent

Jacob Jett vs Casey Valentine

Rodney Ekuma vs The Architect

Erick Leigh vs Justin Sensitive</div>

Bonus Point - Goes to whomever can guess the most winners on S2E2 of High Stakes (hence the unusual inclusion of a High Stakes card for predictions).

Psycho Sam · August 13, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Phillips Arena (Georgia, Southeast)

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Krustacean Kirk vs Eric Eisen

Captain Atomic vs John Anderson

Jungle Lord vs John Greed

Christian Faith, Des Davids and Vengeance vs Marc Speed, Grandmaster Phunk and Steve Frehley

Nicky Champion vs Remo

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Rich Money - non-title match

SWF High Stakes

LJVM Coliseum Annex (North Carolina, Southeast)

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Masked Cougar vs Alan Pawent

#TeamPuwowesu

Jacob Jett vs Casey Valentine

Rodney Ekuma vs The Architect

Erick Leigh vs Justin Sensitive

Bonus Point - Goes to whomever can guess the most winners on S2E2 of High Stakes (hence the unusual inclusion of a High Stakes card for predictions).

-#TeamPuwowesu #AlanPawentWillWin #HighStakes

Big Roguey · August 13, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Phillips Arena (Georgia, Southeast)

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Krustacean Kirk vs Eric Eisen

Captain Atomic vs John Anderson

Jungle Lord vs John Greed

Christian Faith, Des Davids and Vengeance vs ????, ???? and Steve Frehley

Nicky Champion vs Remo

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Rich Money - non-title match

SWF High Stakes

LJVM Coliseum Annex (North Carolina, Southeast)

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Masked Cougar vs Alan Pawent - Scwew that masked losah guy. Pawent is the twue champion of all the Supweme Wwestling Fedewation! Pawent Powah! [/Kammy Ling]

Jacob Jett vs Casey Valentine

Rodney Ekuma vs THE ARCHITECT

Erick Leigh vs Justin Sensitive

flaviooooo · August 13, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Phillips Arena (Georgia, Southeast)

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Krustacean Kirk vs Eric Eisen

Captain Atomic vs John Anderson

Jungle Lord vs John Greed

Christian Faith, Des Davids and Vengeance vs ?????, ????? and Steve Frehley

Nicky Champion vs Remo

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Rich Money - non-title match

SWF High Stakes

LJVM Coliseum Annex (North Carolina, Southeast)

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Masked Cougar vs Alan Parent

Jacob Jett vs Casey Valentine

Rodney Ekuma vs The Architect

Erick Leigh vs Justin Sensitive

Bonus Point - Goes to whomever can guess the most winners on S2E2 of High Stakes (hence the unusual inclusion of a High Stakes card for predictions).

Midnightnick · August 13, 2013

Krustacean Kirk vs Eric Eisen

Captain Atomic vs John Anderson

Jungle Lord vs John Greed

Christian Faith, Des Davids and Vengeance vs ?????, ????? and Steve Frehley

Nicky Champion vs Remo

SWF High Stakes

LJVM Coliseum Annex (North Carolina, Southeast)

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Masked Cougar vs Alan Parent

Jacob Jett vs Casey Valentine

Rodney Ekuma vs The Architect

Erick Leigh vs Justin Sensitive

Phantom Stranger · August 13, 2013

Krustacean Kirk vs Eric Eisen

Captain Atomic vs John Anderson

Jungle Lord vs John Greed

Christian Faith, Des Davids and Vengeance vs ?????, ????? and Steve Frehley

Nicky Champion vs Remo

SWF High Stakes

LJVM Coliseum Annex (North Carolina, Southeast)

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Masked Cougar vs Alan Parent

Jacob Jett vs Casey Valentine

Rodney Ekuma vs The Architect

Erick Leigh vs Justin Sensitive

White Dolphin · August 13, 2013

Aw man, I could've picked a High Stakes Rookie had I done predictions? WE COULD'VE HAD THE SCOTSMAN! IT WOULD BE THE BEST INTERNET REFERENCE EVER! THE SCOTSMAN PLAYING BACKSTAGE POLITICS WITH THE BOSS'S SON TO GET OVER! ITS LIKE IRONY FOR ANYONE WHO WAS PART OF THE IWC IN 2001!

Also, minor thing: I believe the Hawaiian Crush was the name for the F5 before Brock Lesnar used it. Might be better than the ohgodthatsawfulitwasntevenafinishinthe70s Heart Punch? Just saiyan.

Pteroid · August 14, 2013

Man...I just got a mental image of a promotion with Scott, Valentine, Redwood, and Scotsman backstage...horrifying...so why do I want it?

kieranforthewin · August 14, 2013

OOC - And now, it's time to go home. Hoping to have the go-home show up before Friday, so as to allow me more time on the weekend to write Under Control and the Chase interview.

SWF Supreme TV
Phillips Arena (Georgia, Southeast)
Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Krustacean Kirk vs Eric Eisen
Captain Atomic vs John Anderson
Jungle Lord vs John Greed
Christian Faith, Des Davids and Vengeance vs ?????, ????? and Steve Frehley
Nicky Champion vs Remo
Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Rich Money - non-title match

SWF High Stakes
LJVM Coliseum Annex (North Carolina, Southeast)
Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Masked Cougar vs Alan Parent
Jacob Jett vs Casey Valentine
Rodney Ekuma vs The Architect
Erick Leigh vs Justin Sensitive

Bonus Point - Goes to whomever can guess the most winners on S2E2 of High Stakes (hence the unusual inclusion of a High Stakes card for predictions).

Yeaa KPs second win in TV yeaa. (Think its his second win)

Big Roguey · August 14, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="White Dolphin" data-cite="White Dolphin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Aw man, I could've picked a High Stakes Rookie had I done predictions? WE COULD'VE HAD THE SCOTSMAN! IT WOULD BE THE BEST INTERNET REFERENCE EVER! THE SCOTSMAN PLAYING BACKSTAGE POLITICS WITH THE BOSS'S SON TO GET OVER! ITS LIKE IRONY FOR ANYONE WHO WAS PART OF THE IWC IN 2001! Also, minor thing: I believe the Hawaiian Crush was the name for the F5 before Brock Lesnar used it. Might be better than the ohgodthatsawfulitwasntevenafinishinthe70s Heart Punch? Just saiyan.</div></blockquote> Replace The Scotsman with Jeff Amazon and you have the greatest evil plot ever.

3rdStringPG · August 14, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="White Dolphin" data-cite="White Dolphin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Aw man, I could've picked a High Stakes Rookie had I done predictions? WE COULD'VE HAD THE SCOTSMAN! IT WOULD BE THE BEST INTERNET REFERENCE EVER! THE SCOTSMAN PLAYING BACKSTAGE POLITICS WITH THE BOSS'S SON TO GET OVER! ITS LIKE IRONY FOR ANYONE WHO WAS PART OF THE IWC IN 2001! Also, minor thing: I believe the Hawaiian Crush was the name for the F5 before Brock Lesnar used it. Might be better than the ohgodthatsawfulitwasntevenafinishinthe70s Heart Punch? Just saiyan.</div></blockquote> Didn't know that was the F5's original name, but the Hawaiian Crush does appear as Ekuma's finisher on the database. Since Ekuma appears largely based on the late Brian Adams/Crush (at least in terms of appearance, size and state of origin), his Hawaiian Crush, unfortunately, is written in this diary as a Heart Punch. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Pteroid" data-cite="Pteroid" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Man...I just got a mental image of a promotion with Scott, Valentine, Redwood, and Scotsman backstage...horrifying...so why do I want it?</div></blockquote> With Fern Hathaway as one of the managers, Jason Azaria, Jerry Eisen and Jasmine Saunders on commentary (yes, the Three J's), Brilliant White doing jobs and doing a lot of weed with Marc DuBois, and Marat Khoklov squashing Giancarlo Giabroni (whom I have just hired, FYI, as a heel giabroni for Uprising), both isolated by the language barrier. Let's not forget Everest having all the locker room pizza for himself and, uh...making the locker room a no-go zone for thirty minutes. Locker room heaven! <img alt=":rolleyes:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/rolleyes.png.4b097f4fbbe99ce5bcd5efbc1b773ed6.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> That should be a fun promotion, if anything else, and Heavens forbid, you've given me an idea for a Wrestlecrap side project diary. Anyway, keep those predictions coming, and while this isn't the last call yet, everything still appears on track for Supreme TV posted on Friday!

Big Roguey · August 14, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Didn't know that was the F5's original name, but the Hawaiian Crush does appear as Ekuma's finisher on the database. Since Ekuma appears largely based on the late Brian Adams/Crush (at least in terms of appearance, size and state of origin), his Hawaiian Crush, unfortunately, is written in this diary as a Heart Punch. With Fern Hathaway as one of the managers, Jason Azaria, Jerry Eisen and Jasmine Saunders on commentary (yes, the Three J's), Brilliant White doing jobs and doing a lot of weed with Marc DuBois and Marat Khoklov squashing Giancarlo Giabroni, both isolated by the language barrier. Let's not forget Everest having all the locker room pizza for himself and, uh...making the locker room a no-go zone for thirty minutes. Locker room heaven! <img alt=":rolleyes:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/rolleyes.png.4b097f4fbbe99ce5bcd5efbc1b773ed6.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png"> That should be a fun promotion, if anything else, and Heavens forbid, you've given me an idea for a Wrestlecrap side project diary. Anyway, keep those predictions coming, and while this isn't the last call yet, everything still appears on track for Supreme TV posted on Friday!</div></blockquote> You leave Brilliant White alone! He's called Brilliant for a reason. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png">

3rdStringPG · August 15, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MichiganHero" data-cite="MichiganHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>You leave Brilliant White alone! He's called Brilliant for a reason. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Back when I was new to TEW, I always used to hire Brilliant White for the SWF and try to push him as a Goldust-type character. Ah, memories. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Anyway, we've got approximately 24 hours to go before Supreme TV gets posted, and the next big backstage segment is coming after Under Control, so to anyone who wants to predict, this is your last call!

Croquemitaine · August 15, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Krustacean Kirk vs Eric Eisen

Captain Atomic vs John Anderson

Jungle Lord vs John Greed

Christian Faith, Des Davids and Vengeance vs ?????, ????? and Steve Frehley

Nicky Champion vs Remo

SWF High Stakes

Masked Cougar vs Alan Parent

Jacob Jett vs Casey Valentine

Rodney Ekuma vs The Architect

Erick Leigh vs Justin Sensitive

Bonus Point - Goes to whomever can guess the most winners on S2E2 of High Stakes (hence the unusual inclusion of a High Stakes card for predictions).

3rdStringPG · August 16, 2013

OOC - Made another minor tweak to the format, and you'll notice that entrance themes have been included where applicable. Also, Angry Gilmore, Vengeance, Rich Money and Remo are now using new re-renders. Other than that, it's the same old format, same old Supreme TV as we prepare for Under Control! (Oh, and I noticed I used the word "wrestling" a lot in this episode. Rest assured, that has nothing to do with the whole Cena vs Bryan feud ahead of SummerSlam...) SWF Supreme TV Phillips Arena (Georgia, Southeast) Tuesday, September 17, 2013 DARK MATCH: Xxxxx Xxxxxxxxx d. "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith in Hardcore Match via Xxxxxx Xxxx in 8:19 (63/C-) SUPREME TV: <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Faith, Frehley and Vengeance Argue (80/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg</div> Our Supreme TV episode for the week, the Go Home Show, starts with The Supreme Legend, <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/j0ROEEyUpeY?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Atreyu Epic (Lyrics in description)"></iframe></div></div>, riding to the ring in his Harley and Peter Michaels, still unaffected by Faith's refusal to join forces with him, praising him to the high heavens and calling him the "only Supreme Superstar worth paying money to see, and the only Supreme Superstar worth emulating by the messed-up youth of today." Faith - In two days from now, I shall be stepping once again into that cage. A steel cage that has changed in form and dimension in so many ways since the first time I stepped into one. Supreme Challenge XI, 1991, against Sheik Ali-Al Whistler. Takes me back indeed back when I was a young man pounding the America...and the Faith back into good ol' Gerrard Lee from Philly. Gerry took it so hard he wasn't seen in Supreme after that night. But going back to the present, where a lot of my Faithful in the SWF Galaxy refer to me as Mr. Cage Match, it's one thing to fight it out in the cage when you're a young buck, but when you're 47, the toll the cage takes becomes even greater. Especially when you're up against a man like Jack Bruce. For all that's been said about his problems with his vices and his inability to care for his son Bobby, Jack is a great competitor and a legend in his own right. His accomplishments in the field of professional wrestling rival mine, and I've been honored to have so many great matches with him, though none are greater than Thursday's cage match at Under Control. And if somebody asks me whom I want inducted in the Hall of Immortals among today's SWF Superstars, I wouldn't hesitate on choosing Jack Bruce. But is Jack Bruce a good role model? As father to a 22-year-old daughter fresh out of college and a 17-year-old set to graduate high school in June of next year, I would have to say NO. As I said last time, my Maria is dating a musician, and while he has his vices, he knows how to respect women and he never runs away from responsibility. Matty listens to a lot of today's rock bands, but doesn't respect those who overtly sing about what Jack does. One-night stands, drunken chaos, thumbing your nose in the face of the law, not to be taken with tongue in cheek. (pauses) Jack, I may not agree with Peter Michaels' gung-ho, hands-on approach towards the issue of your being an alleged user of both drugs and women, though to be fair, I have never known you as a junkie, and probably never will. But I agree with him on one point, and that's your lack of responsibility towards the impressionable youth of the SWF Galaxy. Michaels - That's telling 'em, Christian. That's showin' the kids out there who deserves to be their hero! Faith - And I have every reason to expect that your HUBRIS...and your unfathomable decision to take part in ANOTHER dangerous match, against your own son at that, will work against you on Thursday. And when it does, there won't be just one five-time World Heavyweight Champion, but two. I know, because... (pauses per word to let the fans cheer along) I...have...Faith. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpg</div> Faith is getting set to wrap up his promo, but first basks in the cheers of his Faithful, as the Phillips Arena crowd gives him an enthusiastic round of "WE HAVE FAITH!" cheers. However, this is all interrupted by the arrival of Steve Frehley, with his <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC7EsFoNjC4" rel="external nofollow">ring music</a> playing and the swagger level turned up to 11 on the militant Dark Destroyer and what Duane Fry calls his "self-serving agenda." Frehley - Are you done yet, Faith? Done tellin' these fools about how you'll always be Father of the Year because you have Faith? If you're not, then I'm gonna shut your stinkin' mouth for 'ya so that you can find another pickaninny, another little Sambo, another cute li'l ghetto boy to mold in your own image and likeness until you've got a modern-day slave. But if you are, then allow me to tell you somethin'. Faith - Steve, that whole "I'm the victim because of my race" angle of yours is getting old. Why don't you prepare for your match against Vengeance on Thursday and think for a moment about what you keep saying week after week after week? Frehley - Why don't YOU shut the f--- up and listen, Massah Faith? Here's the thing. I hate to admit it, but you make a lotta sense about that coked-up rock star Jack Bruce and his not bein' a role model for the youth. But the man you're lookin' at right now...is a role model. I stand up for every black man or woman or child who's had to work for things that are handed on a silver platter to your kind. I may say a lot of profanities and get real angry about s---, but that's what my neighborhood made me...angry and bitter about the opportunities your kind steal from mine. But I'm the man who should be in that cage against the rock star. I'm the one who should be tellin' Bobby that I'mma kick the livin' s--- outta his deadbeat dad, before I do the same to him because he's more similar to his dad than he wanna admit. But you...the lily-white team of officials...you made damn sure a white man would be number one contender to that stinkin' World title. And now I hafta face a nutcase in Vengeance for nothin'...absolutely NOTHIN'...because those SWF Galaxy hicks wanna see other, less blacker people fightin' Gilmore for a second-rate title pulled straight outta the Commissioner's ass. You and I, Faith, we gotta settle this once and for all. Master versus former slave. Oppressor versus oppressed. Tonight, Faith, the buck stops here for scum like yourself... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt_zpsd44c86f8.jpg</div> Once again, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04pVjf6CTec" rel="external nofollow">ring music</a> interrupts the argument, and Vengeance emerges from the locker room, though he stays near Aegalaeus Position for the duration of his promo... Vengeance - Now that I've proven without a doubt that The Chase Agency is nothing without me but misinterpretations of sin, Under Control would be my chance to watch you...and I said watch you self-destruct from all the pride, anger and JEALOUSY that burns in your heart. Jim Crow is long over. None of us wear hooded white robes and seek your people out. Of all the three sins you are guilty of, it is ENVY that motivates you more than the others. But you'll find out soon enough...that it's the wrong kind of motivation. Frehley - Crazy talk from a crazy man. You think you're tough with your black robe and spikes and that Halloween mask on your face? Y'all ain't s---, Vengeance, y'all nothin' but a crackpot whose time has passed. I don't even know why I should be wastin' time on you, but there are, apparently, millions of idiots who think another pointless battle between us two, another battle where you'll end up losin', should take up the Under Control filler. Tonight, I'mma teach Massah Faith about tolerance...and teach him in the Frehley Way. You wait your turn, nutjob, because I sure as hell ain't jumpin' up and down just because you beat Brandon James last week. He's still got the briefcase...while YOU...ain't got any more marbles to lose. Tonight's gonna be about Steve Frehley versus Christian Faith, and...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Barry Bowen Books Six-Man Tag Match (66/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpg</div> The three-man argument is broken up by the Commissioner, Barry Bowen, who speaks from his office and can only be seen and heard on the Supreme-Tron, prompting Vengeance to ask if he's scared of something...or some people. B. Bowen - Hey. Vengeance - And again, the true personification of evil makes his appearance to book some matches and settle some differences. Too scared to come to terms with the wages of your sins, are you? I know Brandon James has, and... B. Bowen - HEY!!! Vengeance, I have little patience for been talked back at by a masked vigilante like yourself! I'm a busy man, being the Commissioner of the world's largest sports entertainment promotion, and sometimes I can't be bothered to step out and, as you said, settle the differences of overgrown children like yourselves! (to Faith) Christian, you've been waiting for this for quite some time. Faith - Yes I have, Mr. Bowen. A chance to settle this once and for all with Steve, who continues using the crutch of perceived racial inequality to hide the insecurity he harbors. B. Bowen - And yes, you will be getting a match against Steve Frehley tonight. A SIX-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH, with Vengeance and Des Davids on your team. Faith - Mr. Bowen, with all due respect, that is not what I wanted for tonight. I wanted to settle this with Steve, one on one. While I'm okay teaming with Des, I don't think my Faithful would be too eager to see me team up with a man whom I have difficulty trusting at this point... Vengeance - Christian, it's the old adage of better the devil you know than the devil you don't. B. Bowen - HEY!!!! Vengeance, you will speak when you are spoken to, and speaking of things like that... (to Frehley) Steve, your tag team partners for tonight...will be The Awesomeness. They've been making a very good impression as of late, and I think this should be a great opportunity for them to get themselves all warmed up for Under Control. Upon hearing that, Frehley vocally complains off-mic, yelling some profanities and saying that he doesn't "wanna team with those wannabe posers!" B. Bowen - Yes, Steve, go on and complain about The Awesomeness. If it's any consolation, big guy, they hate Jack Bruce almost as much as you do. (pauses as Frehley continues to complain off-mic) I'm the Commissioner, man! With justice and equality in mind, that's the best I can do, so you'll take that match and make the most out of it before you go one-on-one with Vengeance at Under Control. Who knows, maybe this match'll fix some of the trust issues ongoing nowadays. Faith versus Vengeance...and Frehley versus anyone else in the locker room. After the dust has settled and Bowen's image has disappeared from the Supreme-Tron, the announcers call for a commercial (including the first ad for Eric Eisen and Dawn the Cheerleader's riveting action-drama The S.E.A.L), which is actually a timely ad considering the Supreme Iconoclast is up next, facing Krustacean Kirk in singles action...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Krustacean Kirk vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/KiuBZ5tVE6Q?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Never Enough"></iframe></div></div> (w/The Eisen Entourage) (70/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KirkJamesonalt_zps412a4c50.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpg</div> In this match, Peter Michaels is criticized by Duane Fry and Jason Azaria for defending the villainous Eric Eisen (who starts out strong with a snap suplex on the Krustacean High Stakes champ), but he simply shakes that off by calling Eisen "the lesser of two evils" and somebody who is "at least himself" and not "a grown man prancing around in a crab costume." Eisen and Jameson have great chemistry as opponents, and both men can be heard discreetly calling spots to the other, including the finishing Supremacy at 5:30 off a Franklin Huggins distraction. WINNER - Eisen in 5:31</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Hero Squad and The Awesomeness Brawl (56/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpg</div> Tonight, Hero Squad will be taking part in singles competition while The Awesomeness will, whether they like it or not, be teaming with Steve Frehley against the trio of Christian Faith, Des Davids and Vengeance. Before all that, though, Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord have a few words to say about their opponents at Under Control for the World Tag Team titles. Jungle Lord - JUNGLE LORD MAD!!!!! Atomic - AWESOMENESS!!!!!!! AWESOMENESS AND THE ALLURING ALANIS SPRINGSTEEN!!!!!! YOUR RANDOM ACTS OF RANDOM RUFFIAN VIOLENCE ARE MAKING ME GET REALLY RAAAAAAAADIOOOOOOAAAAAAACTIVEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! YAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Jungle Lord - AWESOMENESS GO DOWN!!!! Atomic - YOUR ARBITRARY ATTACKS ON THE SWF'S SUPER SUPREME SUPERSTARS ARE AN AFFRONT TO THE LITTLE NEUTRONS AND PROTONS... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball-1_zpsdd69200f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpg</div> Cannonball (suddenly appearing and completing Captain Atomic's sentence) - ...and their large hadron parents? Stardust - Jiminy Jillickers, Radioactive Man, we've just two days before the fallout! Cannonball - And we don't mean those pint-sized jokers whining about sugar goin' down or whatever. We mean YOU, Hero Squad, the Man-Children of the SWF. Jungle Lord - JUNGLE LORD KILL!!!! Stardust - And you, Jungle Lord, you've been in the civilized world for how long...three years? Four? And yet, your English vocabulary hasn't reached double digits. I don't think your problem is your claim that you've lived your entire life among apes. Cannonball - But your problem...isn't that you're too stupid to learn the language. The real problem, Jungle Lord, is that you're too stupid to make a CHANGE. Stardust - We've been kept outta the title hunt for too long, but now that the SWF Galaxy has spoken, it'll be our time to shine, our time to win those titles, our time to rock 'n' roll all night and party evuh-ry day, and our time to DOMINATE the tag division with a little Shock and Awe. Atomic - YOUR CACOPHONOUS CATERWAULING HAS NEVER APPEALED TO THE ATOMIC EARS OF THE CAPTAIN, AND COME THURSDAY... Cannonball (snapping his fingers) - And the man in the back said Awesomeness, attack... ...and it turned into a locker room blitz! The Awesomeness launches into Hero Squad, trying to soften them up ahead of their respective singles matches, and just as Hero Squad recovers and starts gaining the upper hand, a pack of road agents run in to break things up. The Awesomeness leaves Hero Squad a bit dazed, laughing, exchanging hi-fives and playing their air instruments as they make their retreat and continue preparing for Thursday's tag title match.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZjpnXcGZ9w" rel="external nofollow">Captain Atomic</a> (w/Jungle Lord) vs John Anderson (78/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HumanArsenal_alt1_zps7506d11f.jpg</div> Valiant joins on commentary for this match, and as Captain Atomic starts off strong with a clothesline on John Anderson and a splash to keep him down, Peter Michaels tells Valiant to keep an eye on his girlfriend/manager Hannah and how she's started "turning into the next Emma Chase" since Anderson first talked to them. Valiant disregards this, and puts over Atomic on commentary, as the Radioactive Wrecking Machine continues dominating Anderson with basic power moves while no-selling a few of Anderson's. Unfortunately, Atomic can no sell no more when Anderson counters his Fall Out Suplex attempt by slipping into the back and going for a back suplex, and a cover. For the next few minutes, Atomic seems to be sufficiently slowed down (Valiant says this is undoubtedly the effect of The Awesomeness' beatdown),and while he finds a second wind at about 7:00, he has no answer for Anderson, who uses his countering skills to block the Mushroom Cloud and go for the move once known as the Ammo Dump, the Clear Conscience. After the match, Valiant and Anderson engage in a brief, but tense staredown as we move into the next segment... WINNER - Anderson in 8:20</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Avatar Psyches Up Taylor/Taylor Rants About Ino (63/C-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KPAvatar1_zps5b3cfe33.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JoshuaTaylor_zpsaa243071.jpg</div> Backstage, Joshua Taylor is watching the conclusion of the Atomic vs Anderson match on one of the monitors, when he is approached by an upbeat KP Avatar... Avatar - AH-AH-AAAAAAWWWWWW!!! What's happenin', Josh, that was a real classy thing you did for the Biggins brothers on Uprising! Taylor - I saw how High Concept had been trying to convince them that Ino's nothing but bad news, and they finally realized it. But I know I can't be complacent, even with those two no longer on his team. Avatar - You got that right, Josh, that cat's got a lot of hate in him. Hate for our style of wrestling programming, and bein' that he attacked me on Times of Trouble just before my second song, a hate for America. You know you gotta win it for American wrestling...and for the Red, White and Blue! (pauses to sing and dance) HEEEYYYYYYY!!!! Livin' in America... Taylor - Yes indeed, KP. I may not be the kind of athlete he naturally hates, but you've got a point. This is how we get paid. And about America, there's nothing I'd like more than to bring that U.S. title back to the U.S. of A. Avatar - That's what I wanna hear, Josh! And one more thing... Taylor - What's that? Avatar - You gotta WIN ONE FOR THE KIPPER!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - O'Neill, Smith Return to SWF Roster (48/D-)</div> Meanwhile, Commissioner Barry Bowen is in his office, ostensibly making plans for Under Control and looking at what appears to be some financial charts on his laptop, when two people whom we haven't seen in a long time on SWF programming surprisingly enter... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BJONeill_zpsab6719b8.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DarrenSmith_zps3c232c9f.jpg</div> O'Neill - We're back... B. Bowen - How could this be...BJ? Darren? (scratches his head in exasperation) This cannot be...I fired the two of you a while ago. Now where's that Lisa when I need her around? Some assistant to the Commissioner my daughter is turning out to be, spending too much time with her fiancee... (grabs his cell phone from his pocket) I'm calling security. D. Smith - No, Mr. Bowen. You don't get it. Mr. Eisen rehired us. Now I understand Champion vs Remo doesn't have a referee yet. Think I can step in? B. Bowen - Darren, I fired you more than a month ago because of your biased officiating. We don't have any spare referee uniforms. (speaking to the security office) Hello? Barry Bowen here from the SWF. I have two individuals who... (pauses to listen) What? You let those two in? This is an outrage, sir, I fired those two people, and...TALK TO THEM? They are here in my office right now... (pauses again) DAMMIT! Bastard hung up on me! O'Neill - After reviewing our grievances... D. Smith - And it took him a while to do so... O'Neill - ...Mr. Eisen decided, and with good reason, that we were fired without just cause, and being that we were rehired by the owner himself, I think I'm justified in passing the message along. (pauses) You're on thin ice, Mr. Bowen. I'm managing The Fly Boys for the meantime, and will also be assisting your daughter on Uprising. Not exactly what I was expecting, but hey, The Fly Boys love surfing and so do I, and your daughter, with all due respect...sometimes seems to be a bit over her head... D. Smith - And I...will be refereeing Champion vs Remo. Come on, Barry, I mean Mr. Bowen, I'm sure there's a zebra shirt and a pair of black pants for me to wear... B. Bowen (sighing) - What can I do? I'm the Commissioner, man, but since there's someone above me whom I have to answer to... (sighing again) Just don't mess up like you two did last time. </div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/_r0n9Dv6XnY?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Baltimora - Tarzan Boy"></iframe></div></div> (w/Captain Atomic) vs John Greed (w/The New Chase Agency) (74/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JohnGreedalt.jpg</div> If Jungle Lord appears surly in this match despite the strong chemistry with John Greed, that's because of rumored backstage friction with Peter Michaels over having to lose to Calum Nelson on the High Stakes Season 1 finale. After a strong start from Jungle Lord, including a Northern Lights Bomb on Greed to hopefully set up the Jungle Jack-Jammer, Emma Chase starts doing some good work at ringside, unbuttoning her blazer to reveal...WHOA! (Duane Fry's shriek, ours as well) The Dollar Signs are UNCOVERED! This really gets Jungle Lord thrown off, and Peter Michaels upset, but that distraction helps Greed sweep Jungle Lord from behind and unleash some offense! What follows after a false finish off the Crash Diet is an open exchange between both men from the 6:00 to 8:30 mark, but as Chase tries pulling the same distraction on referee Jez McArthuer, Michaels charges the ring and goes for a very wimpy-looking clothesline on Greed! McArthuer turns around, catches this, and disqualifies Jungle Lord! Hero Squad looks livid at Michaels, but they simply decide to head back to the locker room and focus on Under Control rather than wasting their comic book hero energy on the evil announcer... WINNER - Greed in 8:49 via DQ</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Michaels Censors Chase (64/C)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/PeterMichaels.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EmmaChasealt4.jpg</div> Noticing that Easy Emma hasn't buttoned her blazer and is still a couple centimeters away from a wardrobe malfunction, Peter Michaels grabs a microphone and starts cutting a sanctimonious promo on morality and the values of old-fashioned wrestling... Greed - That wasn't necessary, Peter. Michaels - Excuse me, John, I'm sure you're happy with the win over Tarzan Jr. and wanna celebrate it, but I've got a bone to pick here. The Zim (OC) - Ah, why don't you mind your own business, Michaels? John didn't need your help out there. Michaels (standing in front of Chase) - If this is what Supreme TV is nowadays, then I don't want any gad durn part of it. For years, and I do mean years, this woman has been soiling the eyes and minds of the young boys of the SWF Galaxy with what has colloquially, and commonly been referred to, as her "dollar signs." If I wanted to watch Debbie Does Dallas or Deep Throat or The Devil and Mrs. Jones, that would be all well and good, but the people of the SWF Galaxy, they didn't pay good money to watch no porno! They paid money to watch WRESTLING. They want to see good, clean athletic competition and entertaining interviews. When I was growing up in Texas, the men fought tooth and nail for athletic supremacy. They spoke words against each other, but not the kind George Carlin warned y'all about, not the kind that gets your mouth a soapin' if you're a young kid and you say 'em. And the women...they kept their clothes on. How many buttons are there on that blazer, Emma? Chase - What do you care, fatso? This is how I've always done business in Supreme, and you haven't said a peep about it since. Why don't you focus on doing your job while we focus...on good business. Michaels - That's because the powers that be in this business, they want YOU to bare your soul, and by that they mean your "dollar signs." They wanted you to go commando tonight just so an SWF Galaxy-full of hormonally-charged teenage boys could watch you with one hand on the remote and the other hand on the you-know-what. They want people like myself to keep their fool mouths shut if they can't take it, and people like Duane and Jason to hoot like undersexed junior high losers when they see those "dollar signs" of yours. You may speak of good business, Emma, but you, just like so many people in the locker room, are a tool of the powers that be, as they turn our good sport into a modern, accessible, and VULGAR version of a circus sideshow. Think about it, Emma. Instead of helping your Agency, you may actually be hurtin' 'em. And to say little of your personal and professional partner, and our second-half 2013 Mr. Nothing to Lose. Think of how Brandon feels. As Michaels leaves the ring, Chase finally buttons her blazer and appears subtly embarrassed all of a sudden by the fact she's wearing a very short skirt. She and the rest of her Agency quietly leave the ring, as Michaels gloats about having made a difference with his words.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC7EsFoNjC4" rel="external nofollow">Christian Faith</a>, Des Davids and Vengeance vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC7EsFoNjC4" rel="external nofollow">Steve Frehley</a> and The Awesomeness (w/Alanis Springsteen) (70/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt_zpsd44c86f8.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball-1_zpsdd69200f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpg</div> This match, according to Duane Fry, is a classic example of a "strange bedfellows" match - Christian Faith doesn't trust Vengeance, Steve Frehley doesn't care for anyone who doesn't share his militant beliefs. Early on, Faith feels frustrated with how things are going - Davids gets double-teamed by The Awesomeness with Shane Stones unaware of the cheating, while Vengeance refuses to tag Faith in, preferring to work on Frehley and keep getting at him (mostly with chokeholds and basic punches and slaps) despite not gaining a definite advantage on him. Making things more "dysfunctional" is Vengeance's decision to tag his former Chase SinCorporated colleague (and one-time heel) Des Davids in at close to four minutes. At around 4:50, an illegal attempt from Jeff Stardust to steps in allows Huey Cannonball to step in, bash Davids with the gimmicked drumsticks, and have Frehley go for the Launching Pad Suplex! Davids kicks out of that, but as the match goes on and Frehley/The Awesomeness dominate... ...the Dark Destroyer slowly gets more and more frustrated with The Awesomeness' tendency not to take things seriously. When a Stage Dive from Stardust is rolled away from by Davids, Frehley is close to losing it, scolding both Jeff and Huey for their showboating. Davids then makes the hot tag to Faith, who finally enters at 10:00, with a head of steam and an onslaught of offense against the oddly-matched heels! As Stones warns a frustrated Frehley about stepping in and interfering, Faith goes for his "moves of doom" sequence - Gutwrench Powerbomb + Leap of Faith! Cannonball is out cold as Stones, who catches the cover just in time, counts one, two, three. WINNERS - Faith, Davids and Vengeance in 11:10</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Money Rants About Gilmore, Argues with Remo (85/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> Backstage, Jason Azaria is interviewing Rich Money, or apparently in the middle of an interview with Money after the commercial break (the entire interview, says Duane Fry, is exclusive to the wonderful - and free - SWF App, now available on the recently-launched iOS 7, and arriving in October for Android 5.0!), and Money doesn't look too happy about having to wrestle a non-title match tonight. Money - If not for the fact that September is Official SWF Mark Month, tonight would've been my chance to win back the belt that was stolen from me. But nooooo sirree, I'll have to TUNE UP against the man who stole my title and take part in a NO-BEARING MATCH that I know damn well I can win. Azaria - I wouldn't exactly call it no-bearing. After all, you're in it, and so is the SWF Supreme Heavyweight Champion, Tom Gilmore, and tonight's match should be, in the words of my colleague Duane Fry, a barnstormer. Money - And you actually saw it fit to quote that fair-weather apple-polisher. Listen, Azaria, you can call tonight's main event whatever you want. Yes, it is no-bearing for me because there's no title on the line. But I'll have to be pragmatic here. It's a tune-up match, and a PREVIEW, for justice prevailing in the end. Remo knows his role - he's there to provide backup for me and run interference against Gilmore and Champion. He knows I was robbed of the belt last month, and he knows that while he is, up to now, the most dominating physical specimen in Supreme, and a definite example of Money, that what's right IS right. I lost because of crooked officiating, and because the official, whom I've heard has been rehired, had the audacity to banish my fiancee AND Uprising GM Lisa Bowen when she wasn't doing anything. But enough with the excuses, because that, as you know, is not Money, and not something I would normally do. I've put all my ducks in a row. I've covered all bases. I've made it absolutely certain that there's no way I'm going to lose on Thursday, and no way that Supreme Heavyweight title is not gonna be around my waist. (pauses) And I know I'm gonna win anyway, no matter how you look at it, because I'm Money. Tom Gilmore and Nicky Champion...are not. Azaria - Thank you, Rich. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpg</div> As Azaria returns to the announce table, Remo appears to confront Money about what he feels were patronizing comments made during the earlier interview. He's now wearing a blonde crewcut that Fry refers to as the "JR Smith", in reference to the New York Knicks star sixth man's ill-fated 'do that his coach had him change just a few days after he got it. Remo - Rich, about what you were sayin' earlier...I can't help but notice what you said. Something about...running interference. Money - Yeah, I said that alright, Remo, but didn't we talk about this earlier? Remo (pushing Money against the wall) - The Alpha Dog is too good to be anybody's interference runner, you got that, Rich? Money - L-l-let me go, Remo... Remo - DO I MAKE MYSELF ABSOLUTELY CLEAR, RICH? You've done and said a lot of things lately that have tested our friendship...and that, Rich, is almost...and I repeat ALMOST the last straw. Money (sounding pretend-scared) - Alright, alright, I'll let you fight fair...just lemme go, Remo, and we can work things out like gentlemen...like friends... Remo - After we take care of those two...we fight it out like men...may the best man win the belt. The Alpha Dog, he don't lie down for nobody...that's what you want me to do when Gilmore and Champion are out, right? Money - That's not what I meant... Remo - It better not be. (lets go of Money) Good luck in your match against Gilmore. As Remo walks away, Money, scowling at first, begins to slowly break into a faint smirk. He laces up his boots as the camera switches to Remo's opponent for the evening...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Champion Gets Ready (78/B)</div> Doing his own preparations for his match against Remo, Nicky Champion prances around wearing his Native American headdress, does his "trivial dance" (Peter Michaels deliberately mispronouncing "tribal dance") for good luck, and lets out some whoops and hollers as he prepares to head to the ring...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/t1DdctgWUeg?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="INDIAN RESERVATION - PAUL REVERE AND THE RAIDERS"></iframe></div></div> vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/tczU6OWoUkI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Godsmack-I Stand Alone"></iframe></div></div> (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) (80/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpg</div> The last time Nicky Champion and Remo fought one-on-one was when Remo was still World champion and Champion the top contender - that was at Master of Puppets, where Remo lost the Ladder Match for the title and had insult added to (real-life) injury with a beatdown from a turning Steve Frehley. Champion has since received a clean bill of health, and he's at peak form in this match, getting Remo (who enters with "new" ring music) early with a DDT and controlling the first three minutes of the match. However, a quick Richie Pangrazzio distraction at 4:10 or so allows Remo to score on a gut buster, and when Champion stands up after the cover, he's steamrolled by the Hit and Run combo - a front facelock/double knee lift/single arm suplex combo. Again, Champion kicks out of this trademark Remo move, and regains control at 6:00, countering a Lumbar Puncture, and surprising Remo at 7:50 with the Hawkeye Hammer. "THAT DAMN MOVE SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!", yells Peter Michaels as returning referee Darren Smith counts ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! The see-saw battle continues until the ten-minute mark, which is where Remo controls things up to the 14th minute, hitting the Destroyer at 12:20, yet not getting the pin. But at 14:10, Champion starts no-selling Remo's moves, launching a Strong-ian comeback and looking indestructible as he launches a series of punches and elbows, then goes for the Papoose Piledriver! "UGH! UGH! UGH!" yells Champion, who is about to pull Remo up for the Hawkeye Hammer, when Rich Money steps out there to distract Smith! Pangrazzio, seizing the opportunity, steps in with a baseball bat, but Duane Fry tries to interrupt things and prevent RPJ from attacking despite the derisive comments from Michaels - "look at that sissy Fry get involved in what isn't his business." Smith sees everything spiraling out of control and Pangrazzio and Fry battling for control of the baseball bat, and decides to disqualify BOTH Champion and Remo. WINNER - Nobody. Double DQ at 15:29.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - Justin Sensitive (w/24/7 Partay Dudez) (65/C)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MainstreamHernandez_zps6c9b99e4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/StevenParker_zps66188f51.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JustinSensitive_alt1_zps1bae39e0.jpg</div> For the benefit of those who missed High Stakes Season 2's premiere episode, here's Justin Sensitive's hype vignette as he's introduced by mentors Mainstream and Stevie. Mainstream - The Partay Dudez are goin' Can-Am, baby, and after adding male model Calum Nelson after the first season, we're aiming to add another American to our talented musical juggernaut. Stevie - He's got the killer dance moves, killer wrestling moves, and a golden voice guaranteed to make the ladies of the SWF Galaxy swoon. Mainstream - He's our High Stakes rookie, the Bay State Heartbreaker, Justin Sensitive. Sensitive - I'm the picture-perfect mix of wholesomeness and edgy boy band attitude, Justin Sensitive, from Milton, Massachusetts. I never did too well in school, because as early as junior high, I was spending equal time in the ring and on stage with my boy band, Death to Flying Things. (laughs as a photo of "Death to Flying Things" is shown onscreen) Man, everyone thought we were a metal band or somethin'...till we sang and danced our way to first place in the school Battle of the Bands, making us the first boy band in history to win. First win for DFT, but definitely not the last. Teachers loved us, girls fought over us, but at the end of the day, it was I, Justin Sensitive, who became the Justin Timberlake to their NSYNC. (pauses) Fitting, isn't it? As a wrestler, I see myself as a high-flyer. My finishing move is the Grace Landing, a flying body press, and I've got a variety of other top-rope moves that go perfectly with my song and dance skills. Once again, my name is Justin Sensitive, YOUR next High Stakes Champion, YOUR next 24/7 Partay Dude.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQiH2khqbvU" rel="external nofollow">Tom "Angry" Gilmore</a> (w/Jessie) © vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-vQm3z-4wE" rel="external nofollow">Rich Money</a> (w/Lisa Bowen) - non-title match (91/A)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> The SWF's first-ever Triple Crown champ has been on a major winning streak as of late, and with that in mind, face announcers Duane Fry and Jason Azaria have little doubt that Tom Gilmore will win this match easy. Though, of course, Rich Money doesn't make it at all easy, landing a powerful Money Shaker among his low-impact attacks early on, and allowing him to set up a Bow and Arrow Lock on Gilmore. This underscores Money's skills as an underrated technical wrestler,though this move, at 3:00, is broken free of, as Gilmore prepares to go on the offensive. After both men exchange offense a bit and ensure the slow build remains slow, a Gilmore full nelson legsweep leads to a Sky High Elbow at 5:30, and Sam Sparrow counting ONE....TWO...leisurely kickout from Money! As the match goes on, Sparrow's pro-Money bias continues to manifest; he warns Gilmore about a kick very far from the groin area, tells Jessie to "keep it down" even if she doesn't cheer too loudly and doesn't even come close to climbing on the apron, and allows Money to sneak in illegal eye gouges and chokeholds, while fast-counting at 11:00 as the Moneyman takes Gilmore out with the Bank Roll. Gilmore kicks out of that, and as Money continues peppering his offense with cheating, Sparrow brusquely disregards Jessie's complaints of pro-Money officiating. Despite the challenges, Gilmore rallies back at 13:30, avoiding the Dollars from Heaven and mounting a furious comeback, landing a single arm DDT and, as Money gets back up, a running bulldog not unlike Jack Bruce's New York Minute - probably sending a message to Bobby Bruce ahead of the father-and-son Tough Love match? Dazed, Money stands up again at 16:00, and Gilmore lands the Anger Management, but again, Sparrow's count is leisurely and obviously favorable towards the Moneyman! Gilmore now argues his case vehemently, and as Lisa Bowen gets involved, the SWF's Original Straight Edge Superstar then vents out his ire on Money's fiancee. Jessie gets involved, telling her husband to let it pass, but that's exactly the distraction Money needs to catch Gilmore unawares with the Money in the Bank. Sparrow counts ONE..TWO..THREE! Just like old times...Rich Money relies on Sam Sparrow to win, and to break Gilmore's formidable winning streak! WINNER - Money in 17:33</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - Masked Cougar (w/"Easy" Emma Chase and The Zim) (65/C)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EmmaChasealt4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ZimmyBumfhole_alt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MaskedCougar_zpsbbe5fd20.jpg</div> Chase - No, the Masked Cougar is not Emma Chase in disguise. Very funny, whoever thought of that when Zimmy Bear and myself decided to mentor this young man from Parts Unknown. Masked Cougar is our rookie, a veteran of the California wrestling scene, and YOUR next High Stakes Champion and Chase Agency member. And that... Chase and The Zim - ...is good business. The Zim - BOO-YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Cougar - Grawrrrrrrr!!! No, I'm not Tony the Tiger and you won't be seeing my mug on cereal boxes anytime soon...unless I win High Stakes, which is genuinely possible. They call me Masked Cougar, but on my birth certificate, it reads Robert Hayes. Ever since boyhood, I've been fascinated with lucha libre, and that's the inspiration for my Masked Cougar character. In fact, I identify with Masked Cougar so much that I wear my mask when I'm with my wife on dinner dates. (a photo is displayed of Mr. and Mrs. Cougar at a fancy restaurant) I wear my mask when watching our daughter's ballet recitals. (a photo is displayed of Masked Cougar wearing his mask and a three-piece suit at a ballet recital) But I'm more than your standard masked competitor. I love having fun with the kids in the audience, and it's my desire to entertain in and out of the ring that I believe will take me far in this competition. Call me Rob if you may, but I'd much rather go by Cougar...or Masked Cougar.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bruce Rants About Faith (87/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg</div> We're down to the evening's final segments, and Jack Bruce is in the ring, his <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/EKSU1W0ZUmQ?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Judas Priest - Victim Of Changes"></iframe></div></div> ushering him in and the Atlanta crowd psyched to see him in top form, and apparently, still in a good mood despite the earlier Faith rants... J. Bruce - IT'S SHOW-TAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHMMMMM!!!!!! Welcome to another unofficial episode of the JACK BRUCE SHOW, and by that I mean S-S-S-S-S-SUPREME TV!!!!! How y'all doin' down in HOT-Lanta, Georgia, you can bet your bottom dollar, and I don't mean Almighty Dollar, that I've got Georgia on my mah-mah-mah-mah-mind tonight! (pauses to acknowledge the crowd) Man, have I got a wonderful audience tonight of Jack Bruce Constituents, as the Mayor of Metal makes yet another closing address as we get ready for this year's edition of Under Control...the Pay-Per-View FOR THE SWF GALAXY, BY THE SWF GALAXY. Earlier tonight, the Supreme Legend, Christian Faith, went on his soapbox and started talking...or was that BORING...the living Sierra Hotel Indigo Tango outta the SWF Galaxy with all that mumbo-jumbo about Jack Bruce not being a good role model to the kids. (imitating Faith's North Carolina accent and deep voice) As a father to Matty and Maria, Ah would have to say no, Jack Bruce is not a good role model. He smokes, drinks, snorts blow and sleeps with loose women after the show. Bla-bla-bla-quote, bla-bla-bla-quote. Yada, yada, yada, I have Faith, okay, thanks, bye. (back to normal voice) I'm gonna let you in on a little open secret, Constituents. Jack Bruce...was NEVER a good role model! Yes, I smoke a few cigs, yes, I have a few beers, and yes, I love a good time with the ladies. Drugs, I used to do 'em, but not anymore. My track record of ZERO drug suspensions, whether over there in Hollywood or over here in Supreme, speaks for itself. You know what I am, Constituents of the SWF Galaxy? Aside from bein' a platinum-sellin' vocalist and guitarist and the FIRST, and thus far ONLY five-time SWF World Heavyweight Champion? (pauses as nobody can seem to figure out the answer) Lemme see if Jason Azaria knows the answer. Azaria - I dunno, Jack! I may be the Man of a Thousand Facts, but I'm stumped! J. Bruce - I'll give you time to think, Jason, but in the meantime...no, not you, Peter Michaels, I'm not even wastin' time on you...so how 'bout we ask the Prodigal Fry what he thinks is the answer! Fry (thinking for a few moments) - An embodiment of the American Dream? J. Bruce (making game show sound effects) - Dingdingdingdingdingdingding, Duane Fry has got the correct answer! Your grand prize is one million dollars to make sure you don't get mixed up with Richie Rich Money no more. (pauses) But seriously, Constituents, that's exactly what I am. Jack Bruce is the embodiment of the American underdog's dream, and that's one thing Christian Faith will never be. Yeah,we both grew up poor, and while Christian never knew his real dad and got whacked around senseless by his drunken stepdad, I can't say I had much trouble with my parents. Where I suffered...was in school, where I was always the weird, skinny kid. I was Judas Priest in a school of Duran Duran. Kids picked on me and slowly,but surely, sapped out my appetite for learning. Even when I joined the wrestling team and tried out for football, everybody kept puttin' me down, sayin' I'll never make it in life 'coz my grades suck, 'coz I never got past third string quarterback, 'coz I'm too damn skinny to be a pro wrestler. But it's a good thing I always had my eye on the prize when it came to music. And it's a good thing I did what few district wrestling champs ever dreamed of doin', and that's learn the pro trade. I worked my ass off in music and in wrestling, made all the sacrifices, and most of all, NEVER STOPPED BELIEVIN' IN MYSELF. And when I had enough money to enjoy the fruits of my labor...I lived it up. Minus the drugs, of course, I was through with that then, but I lived it up. I never changed for anybody, I gave them Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce, warts and all, may it be as a rock musician or as a professional wrestler, and if Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce, warts and all, ain't a good role model to the kids, then Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce, warts and all, is not a good role model to the kids. And if you find anythin' wrong with that, I'm lookin' at you, Peter Michaels...then I got five words, buddy. Tough Sierra Hotel Indigo Tango! In the wise words of one William Bruce Bailey, don't damn me when I speak a piece of mind, 'coz silence isn't golden when I'm holdin' it inside! Now that I'm done talkin' about Christian Faith and his allegations, I'm not even gonna go into detail about how I, Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce, am gonna hold on to that World title and beat Mr. Cage Match at his own game. It doesn't take Nostradamus to predict who's keepin' the gold after Under Control, right? Let's talk about Bobby Bruce, my son, whom I will be facing in a Tough Love Match with my man Tommy Gilmore as our Special Guest Enforcer. Do I want to see Bobby get hurt? Hell no, SWF Galaxy, because while it's inevitable that somebody's gonna get hurt, the real victim here is my son. See, he grew up with a mother who home-schooled him. At least THIS so-called "bad role model" got his GED somehow. But Bobby? No, there ain't nothin' wrong with home schoolin', as long as you've got a good teacher. My son, unfortunately, had a teacher who spent one fourth of the day writin' dirt about the biggest rock star wannabes of the day. She spent another fourth managing some of the biggest wrestling jabronis of the day. The other half of the day, she spent FLAT ON HER BACK, doin' the Horizontal Achy-Breaky Gangnam Macarena with the Dogs Out, depending on the era, with said rock star wannabes and wrestling jabronis! That ain't a teacher! That, Constituents, is a...repeat after me...Hotel...Oscar...Echo. (pauses) Enough with the military alphabet already,Jack! You gotta call your son out one last time before the match! (clears his throat) Bobby, I'm sorry I had to tell you the truth about your mother. But somebody had ta' tell you. And I apologize in advance for the Tough Love I'm gonna show to you on Thursday. You may have the Bobby Blitz, but I've got the original. And that's what I'm gonna use...as I take you out...and take Christian Faith out...IN A NEW!!! YORK!!! MIN---</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness Beat Down on Jack Bruce (79/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ErnestYoungman-1_zps11df3c75.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball-1_zpsdd69200f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg</div> Before Jack Bruce can complete his catchphrase, he gets assaulted in the ring by his son Bobby, as well as his new friends and bandmates The Awesomeness! The attack leaves Jack no chance to fight back, and is fast, furious and calculated - no words are wasted, except probably Peter Michaels cheering Bobby and The Awesomeness on. Michaels - Go get 'im, Bobby! Go show that man what kind of a father he was to you...NOT A FATHER AT ALL! Go waste the crap outta that decadent corruptor of youth, Bobby! BAM! Right in the family jewels and down you go, Jack! Fry - You've got to get a hold of yourself, Peter. I understand how a son could be upset about his birth father never being there for him when he was growing up, but this goes beyond the worst kind of disrespect! Michaels - And how would you know, Duane? Mr. and Mrs. Phil Fry (OOC - pardon the flash Futurama reference) are still together after 40 years of marriage, aren't they? Fry - Yes they are, and they taught me to be everything this degenerate Bobby Bruce isn't.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - James Cash-In Attempt Foiled by Caulfield(76/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</div> With Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness having high-tailed it out of there, laughing and whooping it up, Jack Bruce remains lying in the ring, unable to get up, and just as he's about to do so, Brandon James and referee Ric Young run to the ring, with James clutching the Nothing to Lose briefcase and seemingly prepared to cash it in! James - You know what this means, and I'm sure you do even if you're a barely-literate high school dropout. It is time, Jack... Young - You sure about this, Brandon? You still have ten months to... James (off-mic) - My briefcase, my contract. Make it official, Ric. Just as James is about to hand the briefcase over to Young to make the match official, he is attacked from behind by someone who had seemingly come straight from the stands, leaping over barricades and flooring the 315-pound James with his signature move, the Danger Drop! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChrisCaulfield_zps9fcabcff.jpg</div> It's Chris Caulfield, recently hired from USPW and set to make his non-dark match debut on Thursday in a hardcore match versus Brandon James! Caulfield, as he said in a recent promo, hates sellouts, and there's no doubt he believes James is the biggest one of them all - a fan favorite in DaVE as Big Cat Brandon, turned callous intellectual businessman in the SWF. Michaels, Fry and Azaria bid farewell for the Under Control go-home show, as Caulfield stands over his fallen victim, teasing what would be one of several matches scheduled for the PPV made for the SWF Galaxy, by the SWF Galaxy, Under Control...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Supreme TV Grade - 86/B+ TCW Total Wrestling Grade - 77/B- Increased Popularity in 3 Regions SWF Supreme TV Rating - 15.83</div></blockquote>

White Dolphin · August 16, 2013

Chris Caulfield is extremely conservative. Lawl.

For a diary, that whole Money/Gilmore main event kinda bites cause IRL it'd be a better idea to keep them away from straight singles and build the match verbally and with ambushes and tag matches and such, but of course this is TEW so shooting part of your wad is encouraged...........Wouldn't that be a sales-making tagline for the game. Still good though.

Also, I don't think anyone will judge you if you use the editor to buff Mr Youngman to give an accurate match rating. I mean, if your debut as an IRL wrestler consisted of giving CM Punk a Go 2 Sleep you better damn well believe you'd be trending on Twitter.

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