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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="White Dolphin" data-cite="White Dolphin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Chris Caulfield is extremely conservative. Lawl.<p> </p><p> For a diary, that whole Money/Gilmore main event kinda bites cause IRL it'd be a better idea to keep them away from straight singles and build the match verbally and with ambushes and tag matches and such, but of course this is TEW so shooting part of your wad is encouraged...........Wouldn't that be a sales-making tagline for the game. Still good though.</p><p> </p><p> Also, I don't think anyone will judge you if you use the editor to buff Mr Youngman to give an accurate match rating. I mean, if your debut as an IRL wrestler consisted of giving CM Punk a Go 2 Sleep you better damn well believe you'd be trending on Twitter.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yes, but with Risque at medium (since the start of the diary) I can sign anybody. I'll probably switch Risque back to high once I've signed those TCW guys whose contracts are about to expire. I wonder, though, if that's going to make the uber-conservative types, i.e. Caulfield, unhappy over time.</p><p> </p><p> Gilmore vs Money as a main event? Yup, you have a point there. It's too good a match to give away on free television IRL. Still, I decided to stick with what I was doing, which is to build up for the PPV four-way by having Gilmore, Money, Remo and Champion have matches with each other for the main events. But that's one helluva tagline for TEW...shooting part of your wad! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> I think I'm fine with Youngman's stats and popularity for now. Still using the same technique of not rating him in angles, but rather rating the guy he rants about or beats down on. But if it takes him too long to get to an "E" in popularity, well...</p>
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<p><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">SWF High Stakes</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:14px;"> LJVM Coliseum Annex (North Carolina, Southeast)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:14px;"> Wednesday, September 18, 2013</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:12px;">CAST:</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> (Rookie - Mentor)</p><p> </p><p> Alan Parent - John Anderson</p><p> Casey Valentine - Franklin D. Huggins III</p><p> Erick Leigh - Des Davids</p><p> Jacob Jett - Angry Gilmore</p><p> Justin Sensitive - 24/7 Partay Dudez</p><p> Nick "The Architect" Wright - Joshua Taylor</p><p> Rob "Masked Cougar" Hayes - Emma Chase and The Zim</p><p> Rodney Ekuma - Nicky Champion</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:12px;">HIGH STAKES:</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>Masked Cougar (w/"Easy" Emma Chase and The Zim) vs Alan Parent (w/John Anderson) (43/D-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>This week's High Stakes starts off with a match, and with Peter Michaels, Jerry Eisen and Katie Cameron talking about the first Mentor's Poll, which is set to be released in two weeks. Meanwhile, Michaels relentlessly bashes Alan Parent, whom he calls "boring", "crude" and "an embarrassment to the talented man who is mentoring him, John Anderson", and the fans don't seem to like Parent much either, especially after he nearly makes Masked Cougar tap out of the Parental Lock. Cougar, however, comes back strong, and unintentionally benefits from Easy Emma's "dollar signs" by landing the I Am Cougar, Hear Me Roar on the Canadian puroresu expert.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNER</strong> - Cougar in 5:47</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Michaels Censors Chase (60/C-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>In a repeat of what happened on the last Supreme TV, Michaels hits the ring to censure...and censor Emma Chase, accusing her of not listening the first time. Chase tells Michaels that she's an independent woman in power capable of making her own decisions, but Michaels retorts by saying she, like everybody else backstage, has to answer to "the powers that be" that make her a tool for the corruption of youth.</em></p><p> </p><p> Michaels - If you had a daughter in her teens or younger, would you want her flashing her bazooms on live TV just so one man could defeat the other?</p><p> </p><p> <em>Chase is stumped by Michaels' question, and quietly leaves the ring with The Zim (who looks unimpressed by their rookie) and Masked Cougar.</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Anderson Psyches Up Parent (34/E+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Meanwhile, Alan Parent and John Anderson are backstage, and Parent, looking upset over his loss, is psyched up by his mentor, who talks about the first time he saw a woman naked, back when he was "in short pants." He tries to talk about being distracted by a pretty woman, especially one who's stripteasing, as natural, but Parent isn't too psyched up, saying "That's not how Haruki Kudo would've done it." To this, Anderson answers "Who the f--- cares about Hakuri Koda, Hakuna Matata, Hello Kitty or whatever his name is? You're in High Stakes now, and you're showing me that you're ashamed to follow your instincts. That's not the way to win High Stakes, Alan. You ain't real...if you don't do what you feel."</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>Jacob Jett (w/Tom "Angry" Gilmore) vs Casey Valentine (w/Franklin D. Huggins III)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Jacob Jett time means real-life girlfriend Katie Cameron getting teased by the men of the High Stakes announce table, but while Peter Michaels and Jerry Eisen focus on romance, the pint-sized Jett focuses on using his speed, guile and risk-taking ability to give Casey Valentine a very, very hard time in this match. Michaels, finally focusing on the match, considers both men "among the favorites to win" Season 2, and while Jett nearly ends the match several times, he ends up with his shoulders on the mat, thanks to a sneaky trip from Franklin Huggins and the ensuing Deep Impact from Valentine.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNER</strong> - Valentine in 6:41</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Gilmore and FD3 Argue (64/C)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>After the match, Gilmore, who is still upset over his loss the other day to Rich Money, confronts Huggins, who denies tripping Jett even if it was plain to see that he did so from outside. Gilmore calls Huggins no different from his rotten frat brothers, especially Eric Eisen, and both men appear ready to have it out at ringside. This prompts Rory McCallum to break things up and book Tom Gilmore vs Franklin Huggins for tonight's main event, in a mentor vs mentor match.</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Champion Hypes Ekuma (75/B-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Eve Runcord is interviewing Nicky Champion backstage, and despite his argument last week with rookie Rodney Ekuma, he remains quite high on the young Hawaiian, whom the announcers describe as "strong, silent and surly." Ekuma, indeed, looks irritated whenever Champion refers to himself in the third person and excitedly talks about how "Rodney Ekuma will win High Stakes like I would, with an Aloha Piledriver and a Hawaiian Crusher, and that will be all she wrote! UGH! UGH! Ugh?" Ekuma, now fully disgusted with Champion's loud, excitable hype promo, stands up and walks away before Runcord could ask him any questions.</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>Rodney Ekuma (w/Nicky Champion) vs Nick "The Architect" Wright (w/Joshua Taylor) (25/E)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>According to Jerry Eisen, "this young man, Nick Wright, is as loud and weird as Rodney Ekuma is strong and silent." Yes indeed, concurs Katie Cameron, who says The Architect may have been a better fit for Nicky Champion, due to their common tendency to speak in the third person. Strong and silent as Ekuma may be, he's also quite uncoordinated and raw despite being a long-time RIPW talent, and he repeatedly fails to land the Hawaiian Crush on Architect. A final attempt at the Crush is dodged, as Architect, who weighs almost 150 pounds less, locks Ekuma up in the Blueprint, which he easily taps out of, much to Champion's chagrin.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNER</strong> - Architect in 4:48</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Ekuma Rants About Champion (55/D+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Finally interviewed backstage, Rodney Ekuma goes on to rip his mentor Nicky Champion a new one, wondering how in the heck he won Best Mentor in Season 1, and criticizing him on being all talk, no substance. After giving Eve Runcord a few quick sentences, Ekuma stalks off and can be heard off-camera pounding his fist on the locker room walls...a close-up of Ekuma, a few seconds later, sees him shoulder-blocking his way past rookie Erick Leigh and his mentor, Des Davids...</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Davids Psyches Up Leigh (40/D-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>After Ekuma has hit the showers, Davids warns Leigh not to be like him, because that's exactly how Davids was back when he was running with the wrong crowds, namely Chase SinCorporated, then The Almighty Dollar. He tells Leigh to find the inner "patriot" in him, but Leigh respectfully,yet decisively responds by saying he doesn't want to be a hokey, easy-going flag-waving type anymore, but rather someone more realistic and closer to his intense, determined persona. Davids shrugs and says "that'll work" as Leigh eagerly heads to the ring in preparation for his match...</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>Erick Leigh (w/Des Davids) vs Justin Sensitive (w/24/7 Partay Dudez) (28/E)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Erick Leigh, the former Masked Patriot, is advertised by Jerry Eisen as "a different kind of patriot", which is shut down by Peter Michaels, who calls Leigh "another faceless cocky youth who's no different from the rest of his ilk. All talk, no action." Michaels also criticizes Leigh's old-school style of wrestling - "You can't be old-style unless you lived in the era of the Streets - Rocky, Sid and Dusty. Whipper Spencer Marks. Dan Stone Senior. Crippler Ray Kingman." Shortly after Justin Sensitive sings a few bars of the chorus of NSYNC's "This I Promise You" (which Katie Cameron calls "a hundred times better than the original Partay Dudez"), Leigh jumps him from behind and sets him up for an airplane spin, and again, Michaels belittles him for trying too hard to be old-style. Sensitive, however, escapes from the airplane spin, suplexes Leigh onto the mat, and climbs the top rope for the Grace Landing, sealing the victory as Darren Smith counts to three.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNER</strong> - Sensitive in 6:39</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Kirk Promo, High Stakes Rookies Argue (31/E+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Nothing much here, just a quick Krustacean Kirk promo on the Supreme-Tron, wishing the Season 2 High Stakes rookies the best of luck. "Hope I don't end up like that guy," says Erick Leigh, watching from the locker room. Leigh then gets teased by Casey Valentine for his being overly old-school in his wrestling style, but Rory McCallum breaks things up before the two rookies could get into a backstage donnybrook. Meanwhile, Jerry Eisen observes, quite rightly,that "that Valentine kid's got one helluva bad attitude."</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>Tom "Angry" Gilmore (w/Jacob Jett) vs Franklin D. Huggins III (w/Casey Valentine) (78/B)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>We're now on to tonight's final match, a mentor vs mentor encounter pitting Tom Gilmore vs Franklin Huggins, and the fans are loving this. Huggins has a few moments where he looks capable of pulling off an upset, including a DDT on Gilmore at around 3:00, but looks a bit "lost" without the support of his fellow Eisen Entourage members. Casey Valentine does what he could, arguing with Shane Stones after he warns Huggins following a face-stepping, but it all goes to naught, as FD3 doesn't have a prayer against the Anger Management. Despite losing to Rich Money quite controversially on Supreme TV, Gilmore's still entering Under Control quite strong as the defending Supreme Heavyweight champion.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNER</strong> - Gilmore in 7:26</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Four-Way Hype Video (79/B)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>A quick teaser video for Under Control, hyping the four-way Supreme Heavyweight match featuring Gilmore, Rich Money, Remo and Nicky Champion. We should be seeing the full video, however, at the PPV itself.</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:12px;">HIGH STAKES SEASON TWO STANDINGS (WEEK 2):</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Casey Valentine - 2-0</p><p> Justin Sensitive - 2-0</p><p> The Architect - 2-0</p><p> Jacob Jett - 1-1</p><p> Masked Cougar - 1-1</p><p> Alan Parent - 0-2</p><p> Erick Leigh - 0-2</p><p> Rodney Ekuma - 0-2</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Overall Grade - </strong><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">68/C+</span></strong><p><strong> SWF High Stakes Rating - 0.93</strong></p></div></blockquote>
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<p><strong>Thirdy's Thoughts: Post-Shows OOC</strong></p><p> </p><p>

- Not a very high-scoring round, and with that in mind, it looks like <strong>Rickymex</strong>, who didn't predict, has slipped into the lead by just .001 - 83.9% as to flaviooooo's 83.8%. This has got to be the closest lead I've ever seen. As for the bonus point, kieranforthewin got it, having predicted three out of four High Stakes winners. Yup, the two marquee matches in the go-home show threw most off (two picked the wrong schmozz), but at least you still got the bonus!</p><p> </p><p>

1. Rickymex - 23.5/28, <strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">84%</span></strong></p><p>

2. flaviooooo - 28.5/34, <strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">84%</span></strong> (+4/6)</p><p>

3. MichiganHewo - 26.5/34, <strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">78%</span></strong> (+4/6)</p><p>

4. kieranforthewin - 25.5/34, <strong><span style="color:#006400;">75%</span></strong> (+3/6, +1)</p><p>

5. Phantom Stranger - 25/34, <strong><span style="color:#006400;">74%</span></strong> (+3/6)</p><p>

6. Psycho Sam - 23/34, <strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">68%</span></strong> (+2/6)</p><p>

7. Croquemitaine - 22.5/34, <strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">66%</span></strong> (+2/6)</p><p>

8. Midnightnick - 21/34, <strong><span style="color:#FFA500;">62%</span></strong> (+2/6)</p><p> </p><p>

- Yup, no regrets in signing Chris Caulfield. Got him because of his high Psychology, and fortunately, he didn't show up in the Time Decline category. Haven't figured out how to write him yet, but that should be something interesting to think about over the weekend...</p><p>

- I really tried to make Alan Parent win. But even with Masked Cougar protected, kept strong and asked to dominate, he wouldn't do no jobs for Mr. Pawental Abuse. Somewhere, Kammy Ling is cursing that stoopid masked Amewican, Masked Cougaw. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

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<p><strong>OOC</strong> - PPV turnaround times are always crapshoots. But seeing that I don't have an extraordinarily busy weekend, I could start writing the promos as early as tomorrow or on Sunday. Without further ado, Under Control and Uprising are now open for prediction, and in between those two shows, expect a couple KP backstage segments (including a "guest appearance" from his Thunderverse doppelganger) and the Emma Chase interview! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>SWF Under Control</strong></p><p><strong>

Edward Jones Dome (Missouri, Mid-South)</strong></p><p><strong>

Thursday, September 19, 2013</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Darryl Devine © vs El Duque Nicolas - SWF Shooting Star title match (PRE-SHOW)</p><p>

Des Davids vs Marc DuBois (PRE-SHOW)</p><p>

100% Sneaky vs 24/7 Partay Dudez vs Food Porn vs High Concept vs The Allied Forces vs The Eisen Entourage vs The Fly Boys vs The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Royal Pains vs The Undawater Union - Number One Contender Tag Team Battle Royal (PRE-SHOW)</p><p> </p><p>

Jack Bruce vs Bobby Bruce - Tough Love (tables/ladders) Match</p><p>

Joshua Taylor vs Koshiro Ino © - SWF United States title match</p><p>

Hero Squad © vs The Awesomeness - SWF World Tag Team title match</p><p>

Chris Caulfield vs Brandon James - Hardcore Match</p><p>

Vengeance vs Steve Frehley</p><p>

Valiant © vs John Anderson - SWF North American title match</p><p>

Jack Bruce © vs Christian Faith - Cage Match for SWF World Heavyweight title</p><p>

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Nicky Champion vs Remo vs Rich Money - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF North American title</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>SWF Uprising</strong></p><p><strong>

Prather Coliseum (Louisiana, Southeast)</strong></p><p><strong>

Sunday, September 22, 2013</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

The Fly Boys vs Edward Cornell and Giancarlo Giabroni</p><p>

????? vs The Royal Pains</p><p>

Glenn Casey vs Calum Nelson</p><p>

Elmo Benson vs ?????</p><p>

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs 24/7 Partay Dudez</p><p>

????? vs The Eisen Entourage</p><p>

Joshua Taylor (c?) vs Randy Bumfhole vs Koshiro Ino (c?) vs The Zim - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF United States title</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Bonus Question #1</strong> - Which Awesome Wrestling Federation (Thunderverse) character will appear in KP Avatar's dream where he plays the arrogant young heel Ricky Fyre?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Bonus Question #2</strong> - Which team will be the final elimination (runner-up) in the pre-show battle royal for tag team number one contender?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 100% Sneaky (Spade/McClean)</p><p>

B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Mainstream/Stevie)</p><p>

C) Food Porn (Ginsberg/The Zim)</p><p>

D) High Concept (Benson/Black)</p><p>

E) The Allied Forces (Giedroyc/Valiant)</p><p>

F) The Eisen Entourage (Dozer/Huggins)</p><p>

G) The Fly Boys (Donnie J/Prudence)</p><p>

H) The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (Avatar/Skye)</p><p>

I) The Royal Pains (El Duque/Huntingdon)</p><p>

J) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper/Amazing Urchin)</p>

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<p>SWF Under Control</p><p>

Edward Jones Dome (Missouri, Mid-South)</p><p>

Thursday, September 19, 2013</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Darryl Devine ©</strong> vs El Duque Nicolas - SWF Shooting Star title match (PRE-SHOW)</p><p>

<strong>Des Davids</strong> vs Marc DuBois (PRE-SHOW)</p><p>

100% Sneaky vs 24/7 Partay Dudez vs Food Porn vs High Concept vs <strong>The Allied Forces </strong>vs The Eisen Entourage vs The Fly Boys vs The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Royal Pains vs The Undawater Union - Number One Contender Tag Team Battle Royal (PRE-SHOW)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce</strong> vs Bobby Bruce - Tough Love (tables/ladders) Match</p><p>

Joshua Taylor vs <strong>Koshiro Ino ©</strong> - SWF United States title match</p><p>

Hero Squad © vs <strong>The Awesomeness</strong> - SWF World Tag Team title match</p><p>

Chris Caulfield vs <strong>Brandon James</strong> - Hardcore Match</p><p>

Vengeance vs <strong>Steve Frehley</strong></p><p>

<strong>Valiant ©</strong> vs John Anderson - SWF North American title match</p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce ©</strong> vs Christian Faith - Cage Match for SWF World Heavyweight title</p><p>

<strong>Tom "Angry" Gilmore ©</strong> vs Nicky Champion vs Remo vs Rich Money - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF North American title</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Prather Coliseum (Louisiana, Southeast)</p><p>

Sunday, September 22, 2013</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Fly Boys</strong> vs Edward Cornell and Giancarlo Giabroni</p><p>

????? vs <strong>The Royal Pains</strong></p><p>

Glenn Casey vs <strong>Calum Nelson</strong></p><p>

<strong>Elmo Benson</strong> vs ?????</p><p>

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs<strong> 24/7 Partay Dudez</strong></p><p>

<strong>????? </strong>vs The Eisen Entourage</p><p>

Joshua Taylor (c?) vs Randy Bumfhole vs <strong>Koshiro Ino (c?)</strong> vs The Zim - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF United States title</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Which Awesome Wrestling Federation (Thunderverse) character will appear in KP Avatar's dream where he plays the arrogant young heel Ricky Fyre? <strong>No idea, don't know Thunderverse</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - Which team will be the final elimination (runner-up) in the pre-show battle royal for tag team number one contender?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 100% Sneaky (Spade/McClean)</p><p>

<strong>B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Mainstream/Stevie)</strong></p><p>

C) Food Porn (Ginsberg/The Zim)</p><p>

D) High Concept (Benson/Black)</p><p>

E) The Allied Forces (Giedroyc/Valiant)</p><p>

F) The Eisen Entourage (Dozer/Huggins)</p><p>

G) The Fly Boys (Donnie J/Prudence)</p><p>

H) The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (Avatar/Skye)</p><p>

I) The Royal Pains (El Duque/Huntingdon)</p><p>

J) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper/Amazing Urchin)</p>

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<p>SWF Under Control</p><p>

Edward Jones Dome (Missouri, Mid-South)</p><p>

Thursday, September 19, 2013</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Darryl Devine ©</strong> vs El Duque Nicolas - SWF Shooting Star title match (PRE-SHOW)</p><p>

<strong>Des Davids</strong> vs Marc DuBois (PRE-SHOW)</p><p>

100% Sneaky vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez</strong> vs Food Porn vs High Concept vs The Allied Forces vs The Eisen Entourage vs The Fly Boys vs The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Royal Pains vs The Undawater Union - Number One Contender Tag Team Battle Royal (PRE-SHOW)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce</strong> vs Bobby Bruce - Tough Love (tables/ladders) Match</p><p>

Joshua Taylor vs<strong> Koshiro Ino ©</strong> - SWF United States title match</p><p>

<strong>Hero Squad ©</strong> vs The Awesomeness - SWF World Tag Team title match</p><p>

Chris Caulfield vs <strong>Brandon James</strong> - Hardcore Match</p><p>

<strong>Vengeance</strong> vs Steve Frehley</p><p>

Valiant © vs <strong>John Anderson</strong> - SWF North American title match</p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce ©</strong> vs Christian Faith - Cage Match for SWF World Heavyweight title</p><p>

<strong>Tom "Angry" Gilmore ©</strong> vs Nicky Champion vs Remo vs Rich Money - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF North American title</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Prather Coliseum (Louisiana, Southeast)</p><p>

Sunday, September 22, 2013</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Fly Boys</strong> vs Edward Cornell and Giancarlo Giabroni</p><p>

<strong>?????</strong> vs The Royal Pains</p><p>

Glenn Casey vs <strong>Calum Nelson</strong></p><p>

Elmo Benson vs <strong>?????</strong></p><p>

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs<strong> 24/7 Partay Dudez</strong></p><p>

<strong>?????</strong> vs The Eisen Entourage</p><p>

Joshua Taylor (c?) vs Randy Bumfhole vs <strong>Koshiro Ino (c?) </strong>vs The Zim - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF United States title</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Which Awesome Wrestling Federation (Thunderverse) character will appear in KP Avatar's dream where he plays the arrogant young heel Ricky Fyre? <strong>The Best one! Drake Richards!</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - Which team will be the final elimination (runner-up) in the pre-show battle royal for tag team number one contender?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 100% Sneaky (Spade/McClean)</p><p>

B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Mainstream/Stevie)</p><p>

C) Food Porn (Ginsberg/The Zim)</p><p>

<strong>D) High Concept (Benson/Black)</strong></p><p>

E) The Allied Forces (Giedroyc/Valiant)</p><p>

F) The Eisen Entourage (Dozer/Huggins)</p><p>

G) The Fly Boys (Donnie J/Prudence)</p><p>

H) The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (Avatar/Skye)</p><p>

I) The Royal Pains (El Duque/Huntingdon)</p><p>

J) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper/Amazing Urchin)</p>

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Edward Jones Dome (Missouri, Mid-South)


Thursday, September 19, 2013

 

 


Darryl Devine © vs El Duque Nicolas - SWF Shooting Star title match (PRE-SHOW)


Des Davids vs Marc DuBois (PRE-SHOW)


100% Sneaky vs 24/7 Partay Dudez vs Food Porn vs High Concept vs The Allied Forces vs The Eisen Entourage vs The Fly Boys vs The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Royal Pains vs The Undawater Union - Number One Contender Tag Team Battle Royal (PRE-SHOW)

 


Jack Bruce vs Bobby Bruce - Tough Love (tables/ladders) Match


Joshua Taylor vs Koshiro Ino © - SWF United States title match


Hero Squad © vs The Awesomeness - SWF World Tag Team title match


Chris Caulfield vs Brandon James - Hardcore Match


Vengeance vs Steve Frehley


Valiant © vs John Anderson - SWF North American title match


Jack Bruce © vs Christian Faith - Cage Match for SWF World Heavyweight title


Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Nicky Champion vs Remo vs Rich Money - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF North American title

 

 


SWF Uprising


Prather Coliseum (Louisiana, Southeast)


Sunday, September 22, 2013

 

 


The Fly Boys vs Edward Cornell and Giancarlo Giabroni


????? vs The Royal Pains


Glenn Casey vs Calum Nelson


Elmo Benson vs ?????


The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs 24/7 Partay Dudez


????? vs The Eisen Entourage


Joshua Taylor (c?) vs Randy Bumfhole vs Koshiro Ino (c?) vs The Zim - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF United States title

 

 


Bonus Question #1 - Which Awesome Wrestling Federation (Thunderverse) character will appear in KP Avatar's dream where he plays the arrogant young heel Ricky Fyre? Silva Dollar, they are in a feud after all. ;)

 


Bonus Question #2 - Which team will be the final elimination (runner-up) in the pre-show battle royal for tag team number one contender?

 


A) 100% Sneaky (Spade/McClean)


B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Mainstream/Stevie)


C) Food Porn (Ginsberg/The Zim)


D) High Concept (Benson/Black)


E) The Allied Forces (Giedroyc/Valiant)


F) The Eisen Entourage (Dozer/Huggins)


G) The Fly Boys (Donnie J/Prudence)


H) The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (Avatar/Skye)


I) The Royal Pains (El Duque/Huntingdon)


J) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper/Amazing Urchin)

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<p>SWF Under Control</p><p>

Edward Jones Dome (Missouri, Mid-South)</p><p>

Thursday, September 19, 2013</p><p> </p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Darryl Devine ©</strong> vs El Duque Nicolas - SWF Shooting Star title match (PRE-SHOW)</p><p>

<strong>Des Davids </strong>vs Marc DuBois (PRE-SHOW)</p><p>

100% Sneaky vs 24/7 Partay Dudez vs Food Porn vs High Concept vs <strong>The Allied Forces</strong> vs The Eisen Entourage vs The Fly Boys vs The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Royal Pains vs The Undawater Union - Number One Contender Tag Team Battle Royal (PRE-SHOW)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce</strong> vs Bobby Bruce - Tough Love (tables/ladders) Match</p><p>

Joshua Taylor vs <strong>Koshiro Ino ©</strong> - SWF United States title match</p><p>

<strong>Hero Squad ©</strong> vs The Awesomeness - SWF World Tag Team title match</p><p>

<strong>Chris Caulfield </strong>vs Brandon James - Hardcore Match</p><p>

Vengeance vs <strong>Steve Frehley</strong></p><p>

Valiant © vs <strong>John Anderson </strong>- SWF North American title match</p><p>

Jack Bruce © vs <strong>Christian Faith </strong>- Cage Match for SWF World Heavyweight title</p><p>

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Nicky Champion vs<strong> Remo </strong>vs Rich Money - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF North American title</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Prather Coliseum (Louisiana, Southeast)</p><p>

Sunday, September 22, 2013</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Fly Boys </strong>vs Edward Cornell and Giancarlo Giabroni</p><p>

????? vs <strong>The Royal Pains</strong></p><p>

Glenn Casey vs <strong>Calum Nelson</strong></p><p>

Elmo Benson vs<strong> ?????</strong></p><p>

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez</strong></p><p>

????? vs <strong>The Eisen Entourage</strong></p><p>

Joshua Taylor (c?) vs Randy Bumfhole vs <strong>Koshiro Ino (c?) </strong>vs The Zim - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF United States title</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Which Awesome Wrestling Federation (Thunderverse) character will appear in KP Avatar's dream where he plays the arrogant young heel Ricky Fyre?<strong>Silva Dollar</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - Which team will be the final elimination (runner-up) in the pre-show battle royal for tag team number one contender?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 100% Sneaky (Spade/McClean)</p><p>

B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Mainstream/Stevie)</p><p>

C) Food Porn (Ginsberg/The Zim)</p><p>

D) High Concept (Benson/Black)</p><p>

E) The Allied Forces (Giedroyc/Valiant)</p><p>

F) The Eisen Entourage (Dozer/Huggins)</p><p>

G) The Fly Boys (Donnie J/Prudence)</p><p>

<strong> H) The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (Avatar/Skye)</strong></p><p>

I) The Royal Pains (El Duque/Huntingdon)</p><p>

J) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper/Amazing Urchin)</p>

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Edward Jones Dome (Missouri, Mid-South)</p><p>

Thursday, September 19, 2013</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Darryl Devine</strong> © vs El Duque Nicolas - SWF Shooting Star title match (PRE-SHOW)</p><p>

Des Davids vs <strong>Marc DuBois</strong> (PRE-SHOW)</p><p>

100% Sneaky vs 24/7 Partay Dudez vs Food Porn vs High Concept vs The Allied Forces vs <strong>The Eisen Entourage</strong> vs The Fly Boys vs The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Royal Pains vs The Undawater Union - Number One Contender Tag Team Battle Royal (PRE-SHOW)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce</strong> vs Bobby Bruce - Tough Love (tables/ladders) Match</p><p>

Joshua Taylor vs <strong>Koshiro Ino</strong> © - SWF United States title match</p><p>

<strong>Hero Squad</strong> © vs The Awesomeness - SWF World Tag Team title match</p><p>

Chris Caulfield vs<strong> Brandon James</strong> - Hardcore Match</p><p>

<strong>Vengeance</strong> vs Steve Frehley</p><p>

<strong>Valiant</strong> © vs John Anderson - SWF North American title match</p><p>

Jack Bruce © vs <strong>Christian Faith</strong> - Cage Match for SWF World Heavyweight title</p><p>

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs <strong>Nicky Champion</strong> vs Remo vs Rich Money - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF North American title</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Prather Coliseum (Louisiana, Southeast)</p><p>

Sunday, September 22, 2013</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Fly Boys</strong> vs Edward Cornell and Giancarlo Giabroni</p><p>

????? vs <strong>The Royal Pains</strong></p><p>

Glenn Casey vs <strong>Calum Nelson</strong></p><p>

<strong>Elmo Benson</strong> vs ?????</p><p>

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez</strong></p><p>

????? vs <strong>The Eisen Entourage</strong></p><p>

Joshua Taylor (c?) vs Randy Bumfhole vs <strong>Koshiro Ino</strong> (c?) vs The Zim - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF United States title</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Which Awesome Wrestling Federation (Thunderverse) character will appear in KP Avatar's dream where he plays the arrogant young heel Ricky Fyre? Ricky Fyre! *XD*</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - Which team will be the final elimination (runner-up) in the pre-show battle royal for tag team number one contender?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 100% Sneaky (Spade/McClean)</p><p>

B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Mainstream/Stevie)</p><p>

C) Food Porn (Ginsberg/The Zim)</p><p>

D) High Concept (Benson/Black)</p><p>

E) <strong>The Allied Forces (Giedroyc/Valiant)</strong></p><p>

F) The Eisen Entourage (Dozer/Huggins)</p><p>

G) The Fly Boys (Donnie J/Prudence)</p><p>

H) The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (Avatar/Skye)</p><p>

I) The Royal Pains (El Duque/Huntingdon)</p><p>

J) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper/Amazing Urchin)</p>

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>OOC</strong> - PPV turnaround times are always crapshoots. But seeing that I don't have an extraordinarily busy weekend, I could start writing the promos as early as tomorrow or on Sunday. Without further ado, Under Control and Uprising are now open for prediction, and in between those two shows, expect a couple KP backstage segments (including a "guest appearance" from his Thunderverse doppelganger) and the Emma Chase interview! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>SWF Under Control</strong></p><p><strong> Edward Jones Dome (Missouri, Mid-South)</strong></p><p><strong> Thursday, September 19, 2013</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong>Darryl Devine ©</strong> vs El Duque Nicolas - SWF Shooting Star title match (PRE-SHOW)</p><p> <em>Think Devine retains here</em></p><p> <strong>Des Davids</strong> vs Marc DuBois (PRE-SHOW)</p><p> <em>Pretty sure Marc is on the way out, either way, Des Davids is better.</em></p><p> 100% Sneaky vs 24/7 Partay Dudez vs <strong>Food Porn</strong> vs High Concept vs The Allied Forces vs The Eisen Entourage vs The Fly Boys vs The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Royal Pains vs The Undawater Union - Number One Contender Tag Team Battle Royal (PRE-SHOW)</p><p> <em>Guess.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Jack Bruce</strong> vs Bobby Bruce - Tough Love (tables/ladders) Match</p><p> <em>No way Jacks losing here, NO WAY.</em></p><p> Joshua Taylor vs <strong>Koshiro Ino ©</strong> - SWF United States title match</p><p> <em>Just won it and needs to prove he can hold his own without the Biggins with him.</em></p><p> <strong>Hero Squad ©</strong> vs The Awesomeness - SWF World Tag Team title match</p><p> <em>HERO SQUAD WIN!</em></p><p> <strong>Chris Caulfield</strong> vs Brandon James - Hardcore Match</p><p> <em>Emma Chase tries to show dem Dollar Signs but Caulfield just shrugs and wins! THIS WILL HAPPEN.</em></p><p> Vengeance vs <strong>Steve Frehley</strong></p><p> <em>Why do you still do this match. They blow. Really. Bad. </em></p><p> <strong>Valiant ©</strong> vs John Anderson - SWF North American title match</p><p> <em>Valiants probably my favorite C-Verse worker for some reason.</em></p><p> <strong>Jack Bruce ©</strong> vs Christian Faith - Cage Match for SWF World Heavyweight title</p><p> <em>I REALLY want Christian to win the title, but it won't happen anymore which sucks.</em></p><p> <strong>Tom "Angry" Gilmore (c</strong>) vs Nicky Champion vs Remo vs Rich Money - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF North American title</p><p> <em>Tom will take advantage of a Money Remo argument over whos going to pin Nicky Champion and win.</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong>SWF Uprising</strong></p><p><strong> Prather Coliseum (Louisiana, Southeast)</strong></p><p><strong> Sunday, September 22, 2013</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong>The Fly Boys</strong> vs Edward Cornell and Giancarlo Giabroni</p><p> <em>Maybe if I knew who this Giancarlo guy was lol.</em></p><p> ????? vs<strong> The Royal Pains</strong></p><p> <em>Am I seriously the only one who likes to keep Paul Huntingdon with Emma Chase and her stable?</em></p><p> Glenn Casey vs <strong>Calum Nelson</strong></p><p> <em>Seems like Calums getting a sweet push off coming second on High Stakes, make him the new Joe Sexy, just younger.</em></p><p> <strong>Elmo Benson</strong> vs ?????</p><p> <em>Elmo is relatively popular and this isnt the main or semi main, Elmos got this. </em></p><p> The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs<strong> 24/7 Partay Dudez</strong></p><p> <em>I really hope KP and Remmy start racking up some wins soon, but it won't be now.</em></p><p> ????? vs <strong>The Eisen Entourage</strong></p><p> <em>Because Eisen.</em></p><p> Joshua Taylor (c?) vs Randy Bumfhole vs <strong>Koshiro Ino (c?)</strong> vs The Zim - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF United States title</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> <em>Same reason as the other US title match</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Bonus Question #1</strong> - Which Awesome Wrestling Federation (Thunderverse) character will appear in KP Avatar's dream where he plays the arrogant young heel Ricky Fyre? <strong>Silva Dollar</strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Bonus Question #2</strong> - Which team will be the final elimination (runner-up) in the pre-show battle royal for tag team number one contender?</p><p> </p><p> A) 100% Sneaky (Spade/McClean)</p><p> B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Mainstream/Stevie)</p><p> C) Food Porn (Ginsberg/The Zim)</p><p> <strong>D) High Concept (Benson/Black)</strong></p><p> E) The Allied Forces (Giedroyc/Valiant)</p><p> F) The Eisen Entourage (Dozer/Huggins)</p><p> G) The Fly Boys (Donnie J/Prudence)</p><p> H) The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (Avatar/Skye)</p><p> I) The Royal Pains (El Duque/Huntingdon)</p><p> J) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper/Amazing Urchin)</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> YEAAA Bonus Points for the win.</p>
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Edward Jones Dome (Missouri, Mid-South)</p><p>

Thursday, September 19, 2013</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Darryl Devine © vs<strong> El Duque Nicolas </strong>- SWF Shooting Star title match (PRE-SHOW)</p><p>

<strong>Des Davids</strong> vs Marc DuBois (PRE-SHOW)</p><p>

100% Sneaky vs 24/7 Partay Dudez vs<strong> Food Porn</strong> vs High Concept vs The Allied Forces vs The Eisen Entourage vs The Fly Boys vs The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Royal Pains vs The Undawater Union - Number One Contender Tag Team Battle Royal (PRE-SHOW)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce</strong> vs Bobby Bruce - Tough Love (tables/ladders) Match</p><p>

Joshua Taylor vs <strong>Koshiro Ino © </strong>- SWF United States title match</p><p>

<strong>Hero Squad ©</strong> vs The Awesomeness - SWF World Tag Team title match</p><p>

Chris Caulfield vs <strong>Brandon James </strong>- Hardcore Match</p><p>

<strong>Vengeance </strong>vs Steve Frehley</p><p>

<strong>Valiant ©</strong> vs John Anderson - SWF North American title match</p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce © </strong>vs Christian Faith - Cage Match for SWF World Heavyweight title</p><p>

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Nicky Champion vs <strong>Remo </strong>vs Rich Money - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF North American title</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Prather Coliseum (Louisiana, Southeast)</p><p>

Sunday, September 22, 2013</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Fly Boys</strong> vs Edward Cornell and Giancarlo Giabroni</p><p>

????? vs <strong>The Royal Pains</strong></p><p>

Glenn Casey vs <strong>Calum Nelson</strong></p><p><strong>

Elmo Benson</strong> vs ?????</p><p>

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs<strong> 24/7 Partay Dudez</strong></p><p><strong>

????? </strong>vs The Eisen Entourage</p><p>

Joshua Taylor (c?) vs Randy Bumfhole vs <strong>Koshiro Ino (c?)</strong> vs The Zim - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF United States title</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Which Awesome Wrestling Federation (Thunderverse) character will appear in KP Avatar's dream where he plays the arrogant young heel Ricky Fyre?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Joe Havanna</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - Which team will be the final elimination (runner-up) in the pre-show battle royal for tag team number one contender?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 100% Sneaky (Spade/McClean)</p><p>

B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Mainstream/Stevie)</p><p>

C) Food Porn (Ginsberg/The Zim)</p><p>

D) High Concept (Benson/Black)</p><p>

<strong>E) The Allied Forces (Giedroyc/Valiant)</strong></p><p>

F) The Eisen Entourage (Dozer/Huggins)</p><p>

G) The Fly Boys (Donnie J/Prudence)</p><p>

H) The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (Avatar/Skye)</p><p>

I) The Royal Pains (El Duque/Huntingdon)</p><p>

J) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper/Amazing Urchin)</p>

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SWF Under Control

 


Darryl Devine © vs El Duque Nicolas - SWF Shooting Star title match (PRE-SHOW)


Des Davids vs Marc DuBois (PRE-SHOW)


100% Sneaky vs 24/7 Partay Dudez vs Food Porn vs High Concept vs The Allied Forces vs The Eisen Entourage vs The Fly Boys vs The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Royal Pains vs The Undawater Union - Number One Contender Tag Team Battle Royal (PRE-SHOW)

 


Jack Bruce vs Bobby Bruce - Tough Love (tables/ladders) Match


Joshua Taylor vs Koshiro Ino © - SWF United States title match


Hero Squad © vs The Awesomeness - SWF World Tag Team title match


Chris Caulfield vs Brandon James - Hardcore Match


Vengeance vs Steve Frehley


Valiant © vs John Anderson - SWF North American title match


Jack Bruce © vs Christian Faith - Cage Match for SWF World Heavyweight title


Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Nicky Champion vs Remo vs Rich Money - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF North American title

 

 


SWF Uprising

 


The Fly Boys vs Edward Cornell and Giancarlo Giabroni


????? vs The Royal Pains


Glenn Casey vs Calum Nelson


Elmo Benson vs ?????


The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs 24/7 Partay Dudez


????? vs The Eisen Entourage


Joshua Taylor (c?) vs Randy Bumfhole vs Koshiro Ino (c?) vs The Zim - Four-Way Elimination Match for SWF United States title

 

 


Bonus Question #1 - Which Awesome Wrestling Federation (Thunderverse) character will appear in KP Avatar's dream where he plays the arrogant young heel Ricky Fyre?

 


Bonus Question #2 - Which team will be the final elimination (runner-up) in the pre-show battle royal for tag team number one contender?

 


A) 100% Sneaky (Spade/McClean)


B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Mainstream/Stevie)


C) Food Porn (Ginsberg/The Zim)


D) High Concept (Benson/Black)


E) The Allied Forces (Giedroyc/Valiant)


F) The Eisen Entourage (Dozer/Huggins)


G) The Fly Boys (Donnie J/Prudence)


H) The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (Avatar/Skye)


I) The Royal Pains (El Duque/Huntingdon)


J) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper/Amazing Urchin)

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rickymex" data-cite="Rickymex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>i will second all of flavioo's choices including the thundeverse one:D</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Mental note: next time wait with my predictions until Ricky has his up <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="flaviooooo" data-cite="flaviooooo" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Mental note: next time wait with my predictions until Ricky has his up <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Then I guess neither of us are predicting. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>
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<p><strong>OOC</strong> - In that case, boo! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> But seriously, I'm glad to see more than the usual number of predictors having posted their picks for Under Control and the next Uprising, and here's hoping for more predictions to come, Pteroid and Russelrules44! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> Those who want to predict can still do so, but Bonus Question #1, which I kinda threw in there as a curveball (as not everyone's familiar with the Thunderverse), shall be answered in this segment. I'm a Thunderverse newbie myself, but if I ever launch a side project diary again, I might give it a spin. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> As you can see here, there are actually two possible answers to the question...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>"I Had Too Much to Dream" (Last Night)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Thursday, September 19, 2013</p><p> The Four Seasons, St. Louis, MO</p><p> 7:30 a.m.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Thunderverse/RickyFyre_zpsed098dd6.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/vCTaxGhRC5M?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="The Crazy World of Arthur Brown-Fire (1968)"></iframe></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT...OF THE FYRE?!?!?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "You know what, Silva Dolla, I'm kinda tired of chasin' after your United States title. When Zeke Trillion pulled a fast one on Shane Allman and paid me </span><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"><em>mucho dinero</em></span><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> to come over to where the wrestling is AWESOME, he knew what he was gettin'. He wasn't just gettin' the Fyre. He was getting the FRANCHISE of the AWF. He was gettin' LBJ, RG3, Doc Gooden, Sidney Crosby, all rolled into one. Heh, in fact, Zekey boy wasn't just gettin' the franchise...he was gettin' the Black Terry Thunder...the present and the future of sports entertainment. And that person is none other than me, the God of Hell Fyre, Ricky Fyre. That's F-Y-R-E, Ricky Fyre."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Thunderverse/SilvaDolla_zpse4872510.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "You talk too much for somebody who's been here just three months. You go around namin' all those athletes and comparin' yo'self to them. Guess what, Fyre, one of 'em didn't have a fourth quarter till he stole one in 2012. The other ain't played a down since January and ain't likely ta' be 100 percent in 2013. Then you've got the junkie pitcher and the crybaby forward. Some comparisons you got there, Fyre! Tonight, I'mma defend that U.S. title, Mr. Self-Proclaimed Franchise and keep that gold around ma' waist. And most of all, Ricky Fyre...tonight, YO' GON' GET SERVED, BUDDY!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> That night was the greatest night of my wrestling career. My boss, Ezekiel Trillion, and our booker, Casey Skym, said it was time, Ricky. It's time for you to get that U.S. strap off Jayson, as we have him go for a main event push. In eleven minutes, I defeated Jayson, who wrestles under the name Silva Dolla, had debris pelted on me as I picked up the U.S. title and gloated for the crowd, but in an instant, the strains of Jane's Addiction played in the background and I cued my facial expression to "Oh, crap." </span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ5kGqOstMc" rel="external nofollow"><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">Mountain Albert</span></a><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">'s coming out there, and he don't look happy! Though previously a heel, Albert got a huge pop from the crowd, a lot of whom had been clued in to rumors he was making a big face turn as someone from the midcard would start trying to bite off more than he could chew by chasing his World title. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Thunderverse/MountainAlbert_zpsea0ef023.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> AN ANGLE WITH MOUNTAIN ALBERT!!! That's all I thought to myself as the big guy gave me a piledriver like no other. I may not win the belt yet - of course, what sense does it make for me to win United States, then World, in a span of a few weeks? This would be the start of my build-up to the main event. After all, Zeke and Casey weren't just high on Jayson...they were high on me as well. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> Suddenly, I realized that this was, in real life, more than I bargained for. As I felt a shooting pain go through my spinal column, I found that I couldn't move. All I could do was scream...scream for medical attention as Albert remained oblivious of what was going on. This was just what my brother was warning me about...the exact same basic type of move that ended his career. And the same basic type of move that would end mine...</span></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SpencerSpade_alt.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">"KP, wake up, man! Wake up! Time for a little swim in the pool! I saved you some stuff from the breakfast buffet..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> Again, it was all a dream in the mind of KP Avatar. My temporary roommate, Spencer Spade, was waking me up, as it was a half-hour past our wake-up call and I was still dreaming of the adventures of Ricky Fyre, Silva Dolla (who kinda looks like someone from Brother Grimm's promotion) and the Awesome Wrestling Federation. Come to think of it, that Zeke Billion or Trillion or whatever guy from my dreams looks like one of SWF's writers, the nerdy and emotional Tyler Austin...</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "And who the hell is Albert anyway?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "Nobody, man," I replied. "Some tattooed wrestler in my dream."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> Spencer let out a huge laugh and again, invited me to drop by the swimming pool at the hotel, where some of the guys were relaxing in the morning before Under Control. "The rest of the rookies are in there, hanging out, taking a dip, all pumped up for tonight."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "Dawn will be there too. Forget it."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "Yeah? Then it's probably time you started talking again! She's just as upset about this as you are. She hasn't been in the mood to cut promos, Jason took over her backstage interview segments on Tuesday...she just wants things to be alright again, KP."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> Perhaps because I was in a bad mood and wanted to shut Spencer up for now, I relented. And contrary to what I was expecting, Dawn wasn't there. It was clear why she didn't want to join the others for that morning swim. And that reason why Dawn wasn't there...was looking hotter than Ricky Fyre's surname. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/LisaBowen_zps563b5c1c.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "Hey, KP. Excited about Under Control?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "Can't say I am. I'm only gonna be on the pre-show."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "Excited about the final round of shooting?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> For some odd reason, I actually was. But that didn't change the prevailing fact that there was only one woman in the SWF locker room whom I loved, and she works a cheerleader gimmick and leads an up-and-coming upper midcard stable.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "Yeah, Lisa," I replied softly, careful not to be heard. "Final round of Idealistic Teacher shooting. Adam sure saved the best for last."</span></p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Pteroid" data-cite="Pteroid" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Damn, no Richards. I guess I'm stuck imagining a promo involving him and Jack Bruce.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yup, the Silva Dolla feud made him the logical choice to appear in KP's dream, while Mountain Albert...reminded me of Tons of Funk.</p><p> </p><p> Anyway, it looks like I'm staying in tonight. Awful, awful weather in Manila means I'm not leaving home, and with no weekend backlogs at work, I'm free to write Under Control. This is officially the last call for predictions, and Under Control should be up in 12-24 hours. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> EDIT - Then again, maybe not. Trying to play up to October and I'm finding it a little difficult with alcohol in the system. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Eidenhoek" data-cite="Eidenhoek" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Lyndon Baines Johnson was an athlete?<p> </p><p> ~~</p><p> </p><p> You mean Adam sure saved the breast for last, mirite? MIRITE KAY PEE AVATER?</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yes, and Lyndon Baines Johnson helped the Miami Heat to two NBA titles after he got himself a fourth quarter. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> As for the second question...we shall find out after Under Control...whose first part is now up for your enjoyment. Thanks to Iceisle for the new Undawater Union renders! And thanks to Eisen-Verse for allowing me to use Jessie's Angel Fish alter ego, though her alt won't be making an appearance just yet. Also, thanks to MichiganHero for the tip on the 1970s Richard Eisen alt. Finally, something more retro than Robbie. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:14px;">SWF Under Control</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:14px;"> Edward Jones Dome (Missouri, Mid-South)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:14px;"> Thursday, September 19, 2013</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SWF_UnderControl_zps02fb8e91.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:12px;">PRE-SHOW:</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Remo and Money Discuss Plans for Four-Way Match (76/B-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Pre-show hosts Jason Azaria, Jerry Eisen and Marvin Earnest talk the fans through the events for tonight's Under Control PPV as we get a brief glimpse of Rich Money and Remo discussing a few matters ahead of the show. We don't get to hear what they're saying, but the two friends and former stablemates appear to be strategizing on how to get Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Nicky Champion out of contention in the Supreme Heavyweight title match as soon as possible.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>Darryl Devine © vs El Duque Nicolas (w/Paul Huntingdon) - SWF Shooting Star title match (61/C-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DarrylDevine_alt1-1_zpsb38275a9.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NicolasLopezALT_zpsfe24f5fc.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <em>Thanks to the SWF Galaxy, Mexican star/intended SWF uber-jobber Nicolas Lopez was turned into a seemingly overnight "sensation", the popularity of his kayfabe Spanish royalty gimmick translating to wins on Uprising. Indeed, the man can wrestle, showing off his fast-paced lucha moves, including a "Patadas Voladoras" on Devine at 3:30 - Marv Earnest explains it's a running dropkick, and one of the moves El Duque had regularly used in Spain. (Right, Marv.) The Duque Buster (sitout face-first suplex) lands at around 5:00, but Devine kicks out of that, and starts his comeback soon after he rolls away from a half senton bomb. Once he recovers, Devine pumps the crowd and starts unloading with basic, yet powerful strikes, but El Duque seems inches away from countering a Devine Dream Drop. Wait a minute...who the heck are those masked nuts running to the ring with no advance warning whatsoever?</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FrankiePerezalt_zpsddc62ace.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MikeyJamesalt_zpsa6bcddb2.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>These men are actually "Undawater Union" members Red Snapper (Frankie Perez) and The Amazing Urchin (Mikey James), and it looks like this is their way of getting back at El Duque and blowing the Cali Dragons/Royal Pains feud over! Snapper and Urchin's presence distracts Lopez and sends Paul Huntingdon scurrying around the ring, and enables Devine to land the Devine Dream Drop for real and keep his Shooting Star title.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNER</strong> - Devine in 8:20. Darryl Devine is STILL the SWF Shooting Star Champion.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>Des Davids vs "Signeur" Marc DuBois (w/The Royal Pains) (70/C+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MarcDuBois.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>So this is it for Marc DuBois - the man no heel stable would want is now a tag-along to The Royal Pains, reviving his French-Canadian rich snob gimmick as "Signeur" Marc DuBois. In any case, we shouldn't be seeing DuBois for much longer, as he again tries...and fails miserably to set up the Model Solution on Des Davids. A Marc of Excellence at 4:00 hits the mark (no pun intended), but that's little problem for Davids to kick out of, as he controls most of the match and ends it at less than seven minutes with a Quarterback Sack.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNER</strong> - Davids in 6:51</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>100% Sneaky (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Kristen Pearce and A-Prime) vs Food Porn (w/"Easy" Emma Chase) vs High Concept (w/Haley Buck) vs The Allied Forces (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Hannah) vs The Eisen Entourage (w/Eric Eisen) vs The Fly Boys (w/BJ O'Neill) vs The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (w/Chloe Dean) vs The Royal Pains (w/"Signeur" Marc DuBois) vs The Undawater Union (w/Angel Fish) - Number One Contender Tag Team Battle Royal (77/B-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SpencerSpade_alt.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SqueekyMcCleanalt.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MainstreamHernandez_zps6c9b99e4.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/StevenParker_zps66188f51.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AshCampbell_alt_zpscc3618ed.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ZimmyBumfhole_alt.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ElmoBenson_zps0dcd5164.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/GregBlack_zps4ea5506c.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BulldozerBrandon_alt6_zps0941735d.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FreddyHuggins_zpsdafa29d9.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DonnieJ_alt_zps3eb2c62d.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JamesPrudence.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KPAvatar1_zps5b3cfe33.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RemmySkye.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NicolasLopezALT_zpsfe24f5fc.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Aristocrat_alt1-1_zps6f4f6826.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FrankiePerezalt_zpsddc62ace.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MikeyJamesalt_zpsa6bcddb2.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <em>Unlike your typical tag team battle royal, all twenty men are in the ring for this match (with all 12 managers/cornermen outside), and the last surviving man in this match will win number one contender honors for his team. That said, KP Avatar is the first elimination, flung outside like a rag doll by the formidable "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith. Next to get eliminated, in order, are El Duque, Greg Black (as "Greg Beams"), Paul Huntingdon, Remmy Skye, Amazing Urchin, Franklin Huggins, Stevie, Donnie J, James Prudence, Red Snapper, Asher Ginsberg, Squeeky McClean, The Zim, Dozer and, thanks to John Anderson's distraction, Valiant...</em></p><p> </p><p> <em>The final four are Jack Giedroyc, Elmo Benson (as "Elmo the Plumber"), Mainstream and Spencer Spade, and first of these four to get thrown over is Spencer Spade, who gets thrown off the top rope by Giedroyc just as he's about to land a Spadesault on Mainstream. Then it's Giedroyc's turn to get eliminated, as Mainstream and Benson engage in a "strange alliance" to take care of the Allied Forces mainstay. For two minutes, survivors Mainstream and Benson engage in an exciting battle with no shortage of high-risk moves, but in the end, it's Elmo Benson who picks up the upset, clotheslining Mainstream out of the ring in a quick, surprising motion. "Elmo the Plumber" celebrates by hoisting his plunger in the air, as construction worker "Greg Beams" joins the celebration for "The Working Concept", a parody of '70s/'80s SWF tag team The Working Men.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNER</strong> - Benson in 13:47. High Concept is the number one contender to the SWF World Tag Team title.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:12px;">UNDER CONTROL (PART 1):</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Under Control/Bruce vs Faith Hype Video (89/B+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>After the solid, entertaining pre-show, we're now on to Under Control itself, as the SWF's James Earl Jones Sound-alike Voiceover (JEJSV) talks about the Under Control PPV, and its "for the SWF Galaxy, by the SWF Galaxy nature", as well as about the cage match pitting World Heavyweight champ Jack Bruce versus his challenger for the evening, the Supreme Legend, Christian Faith.</em></p><p> </p><p> JEJSV - In 2005, Richard Eisen launched an event that would replace the popular King of Supreme as one that would give the SWF Galaxy an even louder voice. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichardEisen.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> R. Eisen (from 2005) - Instead of crowning a king year after year after year.... (pauses for maximum effect) "Homecoming King" Brett Biggz will be retiring his crown in September as the FINAL King of Supreme as we allow YOU to choose your own matches and/or stipulations and vote on our website for what will be the first-ever lineup for UNDER CONTRRRRRRRRROL!!!! This is YOUR EVENT, SWF Galaxy,and I'm here to make damn sure that it happens!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichardEisen_77alt2_zps0f3a3ad3.jpg</span><p> <em><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="font-size:10px;">Richard Eisen, 1977</span></span></em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichardEisen_alt_zpsf2656496.jpg</span></p><p> <span style="font-size:10px;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><em>Richard Eisen, 1992</em></span></span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> JEJSV - From his days as a young, ambitious wrestling promoter in the '70s, to his long-running tenure as part of the SWF announce team, our Owner and Chairman, Richard Eisen, has been a fan deep inside, and it was through his benevolence that this event has become a staple of SWF pay-per-view entertainment for eight years and counting. And tonight, as we prepare for the ninth installment of Under Control, we shall be watching the drama culminate in a battle of old-style family values...and rock 'n' roll rebellion. The Iron Man, the Supreme Legend, Mr. Cage Match, Christian Faith, represents the former side, yet there are some people who choose to uphold these old-fashioned values in ways that are questionable at best.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/PeterMichaels.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Michaels (from August 26, 2013 Supreme TV) - Is Jack Bruce the type of person you look up to? No wonder this world's so messed up. Because young people celebrate the sex, drugs and rock and roll lifestyles of your Marshall Hendersons in college basketball. Your Mary Jane-smoking Michael Phelpses. To you people, Milton Bradley is not the maker of family-friendly board games, but baseball's modern-day antihero. SCREW THAT, SWF GALAXY! Thank the good Lord nobody wants a piece of that miscreant. Here in Supreme, the equivalent of those self-styled bad boys is Jack Bruce, and <strong>it was I who exposed him for the poor role model he is to the youth of America, and the youth of the world.</strong> </p><p> </p><p> Faith (from August 26, 2013 Supreme TV) - All I see is a bitter man who decided to shut his mind completely when he couldn't stomach the fact that a worthy individual won the World Heavyweight title. I know I'll prove to be worthier. I know it because... (says his catchphrase along with the crowd) ...I have Faith. And with Faith, I don't need people like you giving conservative values a bad name. </p><p> </p><p> JEJSV - Yet Christian Faith and the Cream of the Crop, Jack Bruce, are too similar to each other than they want to admit. While they do indeed have different sets of values and come from different backgrounds, both men grew up in relative poverty, and would achieve greatness in the field of sports entertainment as they grew into adulthood, rising to the top through hard work, determination and integrity. But speaking of adulthood, that's one area where critics have been harsh against Jack Bruce. Seemingly a Peter Pan stuck in a Never-Never Land of youthful debauchery, Bruce remains defiant and proud of his rock 'n' roll lifestyle and continues to enjoy most of the perks that come with being a million-selling rock musician and five-time World Heavyweight Champion.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> J. Bruce (from September 17, 2013 Supreme TV) - When I had enough money to enjoy the fruits of my labor...I lived it up. Minus the drugs, of course, I was through with that then, but I lived it up. I never changed for anybody, <strong>I gave them Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce, warts and all, may it be as a rock musician or as a professional wrestler, and if Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce, warts and all, ain't a good role model to the kids, then Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce, warts and all, is not a good role model to the kids.</strong> </p><p> </p><p> JEJSV - Tonight, it will be a battle between proud family man and a person who has repeatedly made it clear that he loves his son Bobby, despite the latter's refusal to acknowledge him as his father. And tonight, there will be two ways to win the Cage Match and walk away with the title - beat your opponent in it, or get out of the cage's top door before the other man does. </p><p> </p><p> Faith - I have Faith, Jack. And you, have overconfidence flowing through your veins. Your opening match against your son will take more of a toll on you than you think, may it be emotionally, or physically.</p><p> </p><p> J. Bruce - I'm the first five-time SWF World Heavyweight champion in history. And when I step out of that cage or defeat you in it, I will STILL be the first, and ONLY five-time World Champion. My son Bobby, he's just a babe in the woods. He will learn that youth comes with inexperience. In two decades as a professional wrestler, I've been there, done that, and when it comes to my match against you, Christian, I'll win one for my Constituents and make you think once again about hangin' 'em up and calling it a legendary career. And you know how I'm gonna do it? In a New...York...Minute.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Ino Rants About Taylor (64/C)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KoshiroIno_zpsd15edb74.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>After the opening video, announcers Peter Michaels, Duane Fry and Ana Garcia start hyping Under Control for the fans watching at home, and Fry specifically hypes tonight Under Control as "the barnstormer to storm all barnstormers" as far as the fan-controlled PPV goes. Michaels and Fry talk about the "Tough Love" match between Jack Bruce and his son Bobby, and how, in Michaels' words, the 20-year-old Bobby will make up for those "unpaid child support payments" with a convincing upset over the five-time World champion. But first, we have Jason Azaria backstage interviewing Koshiro Ino as he talks about his former lackeys, and how he feels about his U.S. title challenger, Joshua Taylor.</em></p><p> </p><p> Azaria - Koshiro, tonight you're going to be making your second defense of the SWF United States title, and it shall be against a man who has proven to be a thorn in your side repeatedly, former Japanese wrestling <em>gaijin</em> Joshua Taylor. What are your thoughts about Josh going into this match?</p><p> </p><p> Ino - Joshua Taylor, former veteran of PGHW. Capable <em>gaijin</em> and technical wizard. Turned Butterfly Lock into inescapable submission. PGHW says it is home to Physically Intense Puro. PFFFFT. Taylor didn't come up through Burning Hammer, and his idea of pure wrestling is a joke to me. He will be, as you Americans say, easy pickings.</p><p> </p><p> Azaria - And I assume you have not an iota of respect for Joshua Taylor, even if he goes about his business with little fanfare, and does that quite well?</p><p> </p><p> Ino - Any so-called practitioner of puro who did not go through Burning Hammer has no respect from me. Burning Hammer? Men. Pride Glory Honor? Little boys.</p><p> </p><p> Azaria - And some would say you have lost a lot of momentum since losing a singles match to James Prudence, another one after that when you couldn't continue against Lobster Warrior...</p><p> </p><p> Ino - Momentum? Losses? What are you talking about, Azaria-San? Referee decision have nothing to do with the fact that I have yet to be pinned by any of these fake wrestlers, that I have yet to tap out to any of them. Referee disqualify me? Yes. I walk out of a match because of concussion? Yes. Lose in tag competition because of incompetent <em>gaijin</em>? Yes. But as far as I'm concerned, I am undefeated in singles in Supreme and that is how I plan to keep it tonight.</p><p> </p><p> Azaria - And do you think you will hold your own tonight against Josh despite the fact that you have relieved your proteges, Bart-San and Brett-San, not too long ago?</p><p> </p><p> Ino - As you may have noticed, Azaria-San, Bart and Brett were becoming more harm than help to the Kobra. They lose focus, they forget lessons I teach them, they become big disappointment. Dropping Biggins brothers is addition by subtraction, and only help me push forward in my goal to take a BITE out of American sports entertainment, same brand of fake wrestling Bart and Brett grew up on. Hssssssss...</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Bobby Bruce Rants About Jack Bruce (57/D+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ErnestYoungman-1_zps11df3c75.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Next, we have a pre-recorded promo from Bobby Bruce, talking about Jack Bruce and his chances against his father, and the man who will serve as the Tough Love match's Special Guest Enforcer, Tom "Angry" Gilmore.</em></p><p> </p><p> B. Bruce - No doubt about it, I see the irony about a man who professes to be straight-edge, Tom Gilmore, acting as a "Special Guest Enforcer", in a so-called father vs son Tough Love match. But that doesn't make him a good person. He's there to swing the balance in favor of Jack, all in the name of making sure nobody interferes in our match. Well, guess what, Tommy, tonight, you're gonna be practically useless out there. It won't even be a New York Minute before I take Jack out and make him pay for ignoring me and pretending that I never existed for the past twenty years. Not to mention saying all those distasteful things about my mother. They say there's no better way to make a man angrier and more focused in battle than dissin' his mother. Last Supreme TV, Jack, that's exactly what you did. I'm cleaner than you. I'm purer than you. Your blood may run through my veins, but you aren't my father and will NEVER be my father. Your defeat tonight, Jack, that ain't gonna be Tough Love. To quote you...it's gonna be tough Sierra Hotel Indigo Tango for you, and not even your good buddy Gilmore can do a g--damn thing about it.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em> </em></strong></p><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/EKSU1W0ZUmQ?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Judas Priest - Victim Of Changes"></iframe></div></div><strong><em> vs </em></strong><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/ec0XKhAHR5I?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Creedence Clearwater Revival: Fortunate Son"></iframe></div></div><strong><em> - Tough Love Match (70/C+)</em></strong></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>(quick OOC note - I was supposed to use WASP's version of "Fortunate Son", but couldn't find any link on YouTube.)</em></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ErnestYoungman-1_zps11df3c75.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>SPECIAL GUEST ENFORCER: TOM "ANGRY" GILMORE</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>- The reason they call this a "Tough Love" match is the acronym "TL", which also stands for Tables and Ladders. As such, the match can either be won by table break, or by grabbing Jack Bruce's Showtime Belt on top of the ladder. "A walk in the park for Bobby," says Peter Michaels. "I've seen his training videos and that earnest young man can do things no 20-year-old can do in the ring." Way to out Bobby Bruce's real name, Pete...</em></p><p><em> - A skilled submission wrestler, Bobby uses this technical brilliance to slow Jack down, but as this is a Tough Love match, that won't really be of much help. Realizing this, Bobby sets up a table inside the ring and tries to whip Jack on it, but the older Bruce changes direction, leaps in the air, and goes for a snap mare takedown on Bobby. Having done that, Jack scampers outside and grabs the ladder. After setting it up, he climbs a few steps before getting knocked off by Bobby and knocked against the ladder.</em></p><p><em> - Meanwhile, guest enforcer Angry Gilmore remains outside, on the lookout for potential interference from The Awesomeness (or anyone else), as Ric Young does the actual officiating from inside the ring. Gilmore turns around to cheer his friend Jack on as he lands a back suplex on Bobby at 4:10, and tries to set up the ladder once again.</em></p><p><em> - After a couple minutes of back-and-forth action, Jack and Bobby are both on the ladder, punching it out and trying to knock the other man down as they both attempt to reach for the Showtime Belt. With both men at arm's reach of the belt, Jack does the unthinkable by kicking the ladder to send Bobby crashing down (and against a table set up near the ladder), as he grabs the Showtime Belt and makes a somewhat hard landing on his feet! Gilmore, on the other hand, is dealing with The Awesomeness outside, but the tag team title hopefuls back off when they realize it's too late for them to interfere in the match. Following the win, Jack tries helping Bobby up to his feet and telling him he did great out there, but Bobby shrugs him off disrespectfully, and joins The Awesomeness in heading back to the locker room and yelling threats at both Jack and Gilmore.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNER</strong> - J. Bruce in 6:42.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Four-Way Hype Video (90/A)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>The Tough Love Match is followed by a hype video for the night's actual main event, a four-way elimination match for the Supreme Heavyweight title involving champion Tom Gilmore and three challengers - former stablemates Remo and Rich Money, and the Hawkeye, Nicky Champion. Unlike the first video, which was talked through by the voiceover guy, we see in-ring footage of all four competitors as they cut a brief promo hyping themselves for the match.</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Gilmore - It's not rocket science, Rich Money. Last month I put the fear of Gilmore into you and your anorexic fiancee and won that title fair...and...square. You and Remo can settle your differences in whatever way you wanna, while I wait for Nicky Champion's big mouth to help him self-destruct. I may have had my troubles with you all in previous months, but I've charged it all to experience and pushed on forward. Under Control is gonna be a real good night to be angry...A REAL GOOD NIGHT, RICH MONEY!!!!!! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Remo - I'm too good to be anybody's interference guy, and I don't care if the last two men in the ring are me and Rich Money. Once we had all the gold, and it was Rich's overconfidence that wore on us, made us lose it all, and tore The Almighty Dollar apart. Rich, despite all that, you're still my friend, but I'm willin' to put that friendship on the line if I have to. It won't be nothin' personal when the Alpha Dog goes huntin' tonight...and stalks his prey for the so-called flagship belt of Supreme TV...and that means all three of you.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Champion - Since they're making our match the main event of Under Control, they might as well have chosen "Send in the Clowns" as the official event theme. Because that's what Nicky Champion will be facin' tonight. One guy whose idea of gettin' angry is varyin' the tone of his voice from soft to loud to soft to loud again, and talkin' about the "Fear of Gilmore." Then you've got the dysfunctional bromance of Rich Money and Remo, two men who can cancel each other out for all I care. All Nicky Champion knows is that when Under Control is...under control...I'm gonna have that title as all my Nicky Champion guys and girls celebrate the moment that NICKY CHAMPION!!!! HAS TRULY BECOME!!!! MORE!!!! THAN JUST!!!! A NAME!!!!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Money - Angry Gilmore? Nothing more than a common thief to me. Such is typical from people who weren't born into Money, who never knew how it is to live Money, and who never will be Money until their dying day. I said it last time on Supreme TV. I've taken every measure to guarantee that I retake the Supreme Heavyweight title from that thief, while keeping my guard up just in case Remo realizes once again that he can be unstoppable...and watching out for that deadly Hawkeye Hammer. That's Money. And that's all you can expect from the rightful holder of the Supreme Heavyweight title.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlzzCSVCqOc" rel="external nofollow"><strong><em>Joshua Taylor</em></strong></a><strong><em> vs Koshiro Ino © - SWF United States title match (60/C-)</em></strong></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JoshuaTaylor_zpsaa243071.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KoshiroIno_zpsd15edb74.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>- Once again, we've got Joshua Taylor gunning for Koshiro Ino's United States title, and, as he said on the last Supreme TV, hoping to bring the U.S. title back to the United States. This match is also, as pointed out by Ino earlier, a battle of former PGHW (Taylor) and BHOTWG (Ino) stars, and in the early goings, Pride Glory Honor has a bit of an advantage, thanks to Taylor's brilliant technical wrestling.</em></p><p><em> - Without Bart-San and Brett-San to interfere on his behalf, Ino indeed looks like he's having a hard time, but at 3:20, he wills himself toward the ropes to escape a single leg Boston Crab.</em></p><p><em> - After recovering from the hold, Ino mounts a comeback, sneaking a nasty eye gouge on Taylor (which gets him warned by Darren Smith) and using that to set up a pumphandle slam. He then tries softening Taylor up with some turnbuckle smashes to the head, but Taylor remains in good enough shape to break an Ino-Plex attempt and return to the offensive!</em></p><p><em> - From the sixth to the eighth minute, Taylor remains in control, landing a few impact moves, including a DDT at around 6:40, then applying the Butterfly Lock soon thereafter on a very woozy-looking Kobra. Ino, however, escapes that with another cheap shot, this time to the groin area, and gets a stern warning from Smith.</em></p><p><em> - With Ino back on the offensive end, he goes for the Kobra's Bite, but Taylor is able to break away from that! As Taylor moves back and tries to bait Ino into attacking, a very frustrated Ino appears to bump into referee Smith, who thinks he did that on purpose! Being that this is Ino's third warning for illegal moves, "Mr. Referee Bump" Smith calls for the bell and awards the match to Taylor! A cheap, cheap way to keep the title, but that's why Koshiro Ino is the SWF's resident "Evil Asian"...</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNER</strong> - Taylor in 9:19 via DQ. Koshiro Ino is STILL the SWF United States Champion.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Caulfield Rants About James (78/B)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Following the U.S. title match, we return backstage, where Jason Azaria and Dawn the Cheerleader are stationed to interview Chris Caulfield and Hero Squad respectively.</em></p><p> </p><p> Azaria - I'm still trying to track down Chris Caulfield, who will be making his Supremely Hardcore debut tonight in a Hardcore Match against Brandon James. Mr. Caulfield, as I've learned, is a very elusive individual, and we saw as much on the last Supreme TV, where he sprinted from the stands to singlehandedly prevent James from cashing in his Nothing to Lose Contract against a fallen Jack Bruce. But one little fact about Chris Caulfield that you may not know is that he calls himself The Hardcore American, which he hinted at in this pre-recorded statement. Here's Chris Caulfield, with a few words against a man whom he feels is the SWF's biggest sellout, his former DaVE colleague, "Big Money" Brandon James.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChrisCaulfield_zps9fcabcff.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Caulfield - When I look at you, Brandon, I don't see a whit of integrity left in you. Back when we were wrestlin' the bingo hall circuit, there wasn't anything you wouldn't do for the fans, even if it meant wearing black and yellow face paint and actin' like a big, playful, yet vicious cat who could go for the kill if he had to. But what are you now, but a big, fat businessman using ten-dollar words and carryin' around a silly little briefcase? You may have sold out like no one else can, but in the big leagues, you still aren't worth a single penny. And you're no corporate bigwig to me, Brandon. You're a CARICATURE of one...you and your domineering "CEO" Emma Chase, both of you nothing but caricatures. You are the reason I finally made the decision to sign with Supreme, and now that I'm here, I might as well give you a taste of what life is like...in hardcore America.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - The Awesomeness Rants About Hero Squad (60/C-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Likewise, Dawn the Cheerleader is having some difficulty tracking down her interview subjects, Hero Squad, but she doesn't seem too perturbed, as she remains perky as always, cheering the defending champs on and imitating their catchphrases.</em></p><p> </p><p> Dawn - Hmmmm, that's strange. Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord are usually readily available to interview. But in any case...WHOOOOOOO!!!!!! GOOOOOOOO HERO SQUAD!!!!! JUNGLE LORD WIN, CAPTAIN ATOMIC GO "YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!"</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball-1_zpsdd69200f.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Dawn doesn't get to interview Hero Squad, but what she does run into are her two former charges, The Awesomeness, whose budding rock star gimmick has since become darker due to their turning heel and their series of random and not-so-random attacks on other tag teams, not the least of them Hero Squad.</em></p><p> </p><p> Cannonball - Man, that has got to be the lamest "YAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH" I've heard in my life!</p><p> </p><p> Stardust - Kinda reminds me of Avril Lavigne doin' a number on Metallica's"Fuel." (singing in a girly, whiney, desperate, off-key voice) GIVE ME FUEL, GIVE ME FIRE, GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE, YAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! Or Avril doin' "Chop Suey!" WAKE UP!!!! BLABLABLABLABLABLA, WAKE UP!!!! (laughing) Oh man, goes to show you why music these days sucks Jack Bruce's balls...</p><p> </p><p> Cannonball - You're not gonna get more than five English words from Jungle Jane, and Cap Atomic's not gonna make a bit of sense, so you might as well interview us, FORMER Manager...</p><p> </p><p> Dawn (shrugging) - Guess I have no choice. (sounding forced) So, tell me about what you plan to do against Hero Squad tonight.</p><p> </p><p> Stardust - What do we plan to do against Hero Squad? Three words. SHOCK. AND. AWE.</p><p> </p><p> Cannonball - We plan to rock 'n' roll all over those childish comedians' fallen carcasses, grab those tag titles from the referee, and head back to the hotel and THROW SOME TV SETS OUTTA THE WINDOW!</p><p> </p><p> Stardust - If there's a bat to be found, I'll go full-on Ozzy on its head. (laughs) That's the kinda stuff you were always too girly for!</p><p> </p><p> Cannonball - Our tour rider's got beer provisions for five people. Since Bobby doesn't drink, we'll go divvy up his share and go hocking empty beer bottles at random strangers' cars!</p><p> </p><p> Stardust - ESPECIALLY if they're playin' some lame White Guy with Guitar music on their car stereos. Boy, that'll show 'em what the music industry is missing.</p><p> </p><p> Dawn - .....</p><p> </p><p> Cannonball - But wait! There's a whole lot more! Lemme go ahead and see what Alanis is up to. Maybe she wants to say a few things...</p><p> </p><p> Dawn - That wouldn't be necessary, Huey...</p><p> </p><p> Cannonball - Oh, but I WANT it to be necessary. (to Stardust) Hey, Jeff, got the numbers of those honeys we met last night at the club? Bobby kinda likes a couple of 'em...and he'll need some cheerin' up after his old man pulled a fast one...</p><p> </p><p> Stardust - We do some neat tricks with red snappers, and by that we don't mean The Artist Formerly Known as Frankie Perez Hilton...</p><p> </p><p> Cannonball - We're talkin' Jimmy Page, Edgewater Inn, Seattle, Washington. July 28, 1969. Two kinds of red snapper...one of 'em the fish...and the other one...</p><p> </p><p> Dawn (screaming in disgust with The Awesomeness' words) - MY GOD, AWESOMENESS!!! YOU TWO ARE DISGUSTING!!! Interview over. Ana, I'm sure you heard the deplorable things Jeff and Huey were talking about, and right now I would like to say, off the record, that I am GLAD I have dropped these two boors from my list of clients! </p><p> </p><p> Cannonball (winking his eye) - Not my loss, Dawn. And I believe we fired YOU, instead of you dropping us.</p><p> </p><p> Dawn (crossing her arms and speaking in her most Valley Girl-ish accent) - What-ever...</p><p> </p><p> Stardust - Hey Ana! I know you aren't exactly into our kinda music, but you're a singer too...maybe you wanna check out our after-party concert at the hotel room?</p><p> </p><p> A. Garcia (from announce table) - No thanks, Jeff. Anyway, I think we've heard enough of Jefferson Stardust and Huey Cannonball, a.k.a. The Awesomeness, and if you're a parent with young kids watching, we sincerely apologize for their words and actions.</p><p> </p><p> Michaels - It's a satire, Ana. Huey and Jeff were simply showing the world what kind of depraved individual Jack Bruce was, and continues to be. </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZjpnXcGZ9w" rel="external nofollow"><strong><em>Hero Squad</em></strong></a><strong><em> © vs </em></strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHMqXOtzAU" rel="external nofollow"><strong><em>The Awesomeness</em></strong></a><strong><em> (w/Alanis Springsteen) - SWF World Tag Team title match (62/C-)</em></strong></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball-1_zpsdd69200f.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>- Dawn the Cheerleader may have sounded lame while trying to impersonate Hero Squad, but there's nothing lame about Jungle Lord yelling "JUNGLE LORD WIN!" and the eardrum-popping "YAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" from Captain Atomic as Hero Squad enters to the tune of P.O.D.'s "Boom." The Awesomeness, on the other hand, get a round of boos after entering to Quiet Riot's "Mama Weer All Crazee Now", slam-dancing against each other and head-butting each other before letting out a loud scream of "SHOCK AND AWE!!!!"</em></p><p><em> - After the splashy entrances, both teams get down to business, which means Captain Atomic no-selling several blows from Jefferson Stardust and going for a very early cover off a Radiation Blast (vertical lift spinebuster). ONE...TWO...KICKOUT!</em></p><p><em> - The first three minutes are all Hero Squad, and once again, Jungle Lord comes very close to ending the match early, following an uranage slam on Huey Cannonball. After Cannonball kicks out, Jungle Lord climbs the top rope for a Jungle Jack-Jammer, but Alanis Springsteen subtly shakes the ropes to send Jungle Lord down on the mat. Cannonball tags Stardust in, and he goes for the cover following a Stage Dive. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT FROM JUNGLE LORD!</em></p><p><em> - The Awesomeness control the fourth to seventh minutes, using every trick in the book to double-team Jungle Lord, but an attempt at the Shock and Awe goes awry when Jungle Lord meets a flying Huey Cannonball with his boots, and starts edging towards Atomic for the hot tag!</em></p><p><em> - With Captain Atomic tagged in, he proceeds to clean house on The Awesomeness, suplexing Cannonball and preventing him from making the tag, and clotheslining Stardust as he tries to enter the ring. Everything appears ripe for a Mushroom Cloud + Jungle Jack-Jammer combo, but just as that's about to happen...</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ErnestYoungman-1_zps11df3c75.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>- An upset-looking Bobby Bruce makes an entrance, backed by his ring music as he hopes to make up for his earlier loss by doing his bandmates a favor! The distraction allows Cannonball to tag Stardust in, and after a surprise enzuigiri on the distracted Atomic, he climbs up the top rope for the Stage Dive, which connects and prompts referee Shane Stones to take his attention off Bruce and start counting. ONE...TWO...THREE! We have new tag champions, and while Duane Fry and especially Ana Garcia are upset by what has happened, Peter Michaels couldn't be happier, saying that "after two years, The Awesomeness have finally escaped the shadow of the despicable man who discovered them," referring to Jack Bruce.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNERS</strong> - The Awesomeness in 8:25. The Awesomeness are the NEW SWF World Tag Team Champions.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Champion Psyches Up Faith (77/B-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Backstage, Christian Faith and Nicky Champion are watching the tag titles change hands and Peter Michaels talking about The Awesomeness' words and actions being tantamount to satire of decadent rock stars like Jack Bruce, but neither of them see it that way. Faith, in particular, appears pensive ahead of his World Heavyweight title match, which is where the Hawkeye and his upbeat outlook towards things comes in...</em></p><p> </p><p> Faith - That was no satire, Nicky. Inasmuch as I don't appreciate Jack's uncouth words and behavior, those Awesomeness boys, and Jack's son Bobby disgust me even more.</p><p> </p><p> Champion - You know what, Christian, you and me, we can form a team called the Champions of Faith. You, Christian Faith, the Supreme Legend. Me, Nicky Champion, the Hawkeye. Christian Faith and Nicky Champion, blastin' those Awesomeness degenerates with a Papoose Piledriver and a Hawkeye Hammer and a Leap of Faith and that will be ALL SHE WROTE! UGH! UGH...</p><p> </p><p> Faith - Sometimes I ask myself, Nicky. How long can I continue at this? How long can I keep fighting the good fight for my Faithful? Jack, after all, isn't such a bad fellow. Yes, he's loud and defiant, but deep inside, he's a good man. He's...</p><p> </p><p> Champion - ...the lesser of the evils? Nicky Champion really can't comment except for the fact that Nicky Champion kinda digs some Jack Bruce and PainProc songs, but Nicky Champion believes in you, he has Faith, and he expects you to escape that cage or beat Jack from inside it and become the SECOND five-time World Heavyweight Champion!</p><p> </p><p> Faith - Yes, Nicky, that would indeed be nice. One more time for old times' sake. We'll just have to see. Tonight will be unlike any other cage match I've ever fought in. </p><p> </p><p> Champion - I...have faith, Christian! NICKY CHAMPION HAS FAITH! WE HAVE FAITH! WE HAVE FAITH! WE HAVE FAITH!</p><p> </p><p> <em>Faith remains silent as Champion leads a cheer of "WE HAVE FAITH!" on the Supreme-Tron, with the St. Louis crowd following suit. Hearing this outflowing of support, a smile crosses Faith's face, as Peter Michaels continues to put him over as the man who will get out of that cage, or defeat the other man inside of it as he becomes the SWF's second five-time World Heavyweight champ.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - James Gets Ready (78/B)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>More like "James and Chase Get Ready", as we now see Brandon James and </em><em><strong>a more conservatively-dressed Emma Chase</strong></em><em> (black blazer, white turtleneck underneath, black pants) escorting him to the ring. James and Chase talk about the seeds that were planted for this match - Caulfield signing with Supreme in August and immediately asking for a hardcore match with Brandon James...</em></p><p> </p><p> James - That fool Caulfield thinks he can get hired by the Supreme Wrestling Federation and revive the barbaric tradition of hardcore. You were cognizant of that when you agreed last month to have him face me, right?</p><p> </p><p> Chase - Yes, Brandon, but it appears as if you're...</p><p> </p><p> James - Scared? Feeling trepidation? Definitely not, Emma. I may have traded my face paint and pandering for cold, calculated and intelligent business decision-making, but as the old saying goes, when in Rome, one has to do what the Romans do. By the way, Emma...</p><p> </p><p> Chase - What is it?</p><p> </p><p> James - What is it with tonight's wardrobe?</p><p> </p><p> Chase (sounding defensive) - Oh, nothing. I just thought I'd try something different. You know that doesn't matter when we cross over from the boardroom...to the bedroom.</p><p> </p><p> Michaels (from announce table, sounding very annoyed) - I WOULDN'T WANT TO KNOW! Jesus H. Christ, Emma, I thought we had talked about this?</p><p> </p><p> Fry - You gotta give her a break, Peter, for one, it will take a lot of imagination when it comes to showing those dollar signs...</p><p> </p><p> Michaels - There will be NO DOLLAR SIGNS flaunted tonight, Duane, and I know in my heart that my words made sense to Ms. Chase. Though that was definitely an unladylike statement that I hope didn't make any of you watching at home or those in the audience here at St. Louis regret buying Under Control or purchasing those tickets.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em> </em></strong></p><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/5CTBV3TGgW8?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Trivium - Like Light To The Flies [OFFICIAL VIDEO]"></iframe></div></div><strong><em> vs </em></strong><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/JkhX5W7JoWI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Money - Pink Floyd + Lyrics"></iframe></div></div><strong><em> (w/"Easy" Emma Chase) - Hardcore Match (66/C+)</em></strong></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChrisCaulfield_zps9fcabcff.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>- Duane Fry launching into Jason Azaria-esque trivia about DaVE prompts Peter Michaels to repeatedly cut him off, calling DaVE's brand of hardcore wrestling "cheap, gratuitous violence" and an "insult" to the legacies of Antonio Moretti, Ares Aegalaeus and Ray Kingman. "That's the kind of wrestling Brandon James sought to escape from, and I say Emma Chase made a very bad business decision to consent to this match. I say Richard Eisen made a very BIG mistake deciding to hire Chris Caulfield!" Caulfield, in case you're wondering, made his entrance from the stands, waiting a few seconds for his ring music to play before hitting the ring.</em></p><p><em> - Excited at another chance to wrestle a hardcore match, Caulfield goes under the ring to prepare his implements of destruction - a table, a kendo stick, a baseball bat, a dented trash can, and a few chairs, including one with some barbed wire wrapped around it. "This match was NOT voted on by the fans," complains Michaels. "This is the purest form of tasteless wrestling, and a classless form too. This is what unemployed layabouts do to earn beer money and a greasy spoon breakfast to nurse their hangovers!" "Yeah? Well, this match was agreed upon before voting opened on the SWF App," counters Fry. "Besides, I'm sure a lot of old-time SWF fans are pining for some real hardcore action, stuff that hasn't been seen since the heyday of the late Bubbles the Clown!"</em></p><p><em> - Brandon James' only weapon is a 2x4, and he uses it liberally on Caulfield's back early on, getting off to a strong start as he "borrows" some of the Hardcore American's weapons, including a steel chair, and uses them against him. "Thank Gawd that's not the barbed wire chair," says Michaels.</em></p><p><em> - At 4:30 and after a few false finishes, Caulfield finally gets into the scheme of things, though at this point, </em><em><strong><span style="color:#8B0000;">he is busted wide open</span></strong></em><em>. After dodging a Big Cat Pounce, Caulfield recovers, grabs the kendo stick from outside the ring, and begins assaulting James with it! He then throws a chair into the ring, and proceeds to Danger Drop (reverse snap DDT) James on it! Jez McArthuer counts ONE...TWO...KICKOUT!</em></p><p><em> - By the seven-minute mark, both James and Caulfield are bleeding, and the effect of this match on the fans seems to be polarizing. Still, Caulfield remains in control,and with the barbed wire chair on his chest and secured by a makeshift belt, he climbs from outside the ring to the apron, and goes for the Philly Flop! James, however, rolls away from it, and picks up the barbed wire chair (after quickly removing the belt), all set to use it on Caulfield!</em></p><p><em> - And that he does, as James bashes Caulfield several times with the chair, before going for a splash and a cover. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! "Somebody had better stop this match," says Michaels. "There's just too much blood and gore for this kind of match to be considered good wrestling."</em></p><p><em> - At a little past ten minutes, Caulfield has gotten back in control by countering a Big Money Move and piledriving James through the table! He surveys the carnage and starts teasing the Danger Drop, popping the DaVE fans out at the Edward Jones Dome, but Peter Michaels, noticing all the blood soaking Caulfield's face and his black shirt, pleads to McArthuer, asking him to stop the match on account of Caulfield being too hurt to continue. Caulfield notices what's going on and tries to convince Michaels he's still okay to continue, but </em><em><strong>a scream of "JUST DO IT!" from the sanctimonious announcer prompts a confused Jez Mac to call for the bell and award the match to Big Money!</strong></em><em> Caulfield and the crowd are livid upon hearing this, and as the Hardcore American exits the ring and stares down Michaels, what goes unnoticed (until after the fact) is how Emma Chase didn't try throwing Caulfield off with the "dollar signs"...</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNER</strong> - James in 10:37 by referee stoppage</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:12px;">TO BE CONTINUED...</span></strong></p>
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OOC - Oh well. I just spent three hours writing three of the most brilliant matches in my time as a TEW gamer, only to lose Valiant vs Anderson, Bruce vs Faith and the four-way match. I had also written a brilliant exchange between Peter Michaels and Duane Fry during Jack Bruce's pre-match entrance. And as you can figure whenever all that gold goes kablooey following an unexpected power outage (I had just a few lines remaining on the finale), it can be very demoralizing. That said, it may take me a while to find that "special place" I was in earlier when I wrote those three matches. Might pull an all-nighter if I have to, but considering that work is still my top priority, there is a chance it may be a couple days before Under Control is finished if I can't recapture the magic. Sorry, guys... :o
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