Pteroid Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Deadly Deadshot v. E-Soteric Shoot Faster The Trailer Park Trio w/. Haley Buck v. The Axis of Awesome and T-Bone Bright My money's on the bumpkins. Lug Phelan v. Ray Snow Going with the Phightin' Phelan Coulrophobia © v. The Night Terrors Clowns are goin' down! Death Row w/. Sayeed v. Frantic Ali and Lil Henry w/. Anselm Briggs Like those two are going to get along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightnick Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Deadly Deadshot v. E-Soteric Dark match The Trailer Park Trio w/. Haley Buck v. The Axis of Awesome and T-Bone Bright Three-man tag team match It’s a redneck rampage when Haley Buck and Wes Revell are joined by the Good Ol’ Boys, Wooton Fitzpaine and Thimbleby Langton, in a match against Stanley Axis, Ash Barnaby, and T-Bone Bright. Be prepared for a good ol’ fashioned hoe-down throw-down! Lug Phelan v. Ray Snow Singles match Lug takes a break from defending the IPW Californian Championship to trade blows with martial arts prodigy Ray Snow. Can Lug’s street fightin’ style hold its own against Snow’s crippling array of jeet kune do nerve strikes and judo throws? Coulrophobia © v. The Night Terrors Scaffold match for the IPW Tag Team Championship After two brutal brawls, Hellech and Pierrot are in a dead heat with Babau and Moroi in their race to become the clown princes of hardcore. The only thing standing between these two teams and the IPW Tag Team Championship is a fifteen-foot tower of unforgiving steel. Death Row w/. Sayeed v. Frantic Ali and Lil Henry w/. Anselm Briggs Tag team match In the wake of last month’s East Coast invasion, Frantic Ali and Lil Henry are forced to set aside their differences to defend the honor of West Coast hardcore. But with the ever-unpredictable Sayeed in Death Row’s corner, the numbers just don’t add up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitarzu Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Deadly Deadshot v. E-Soteric Dark match The Trailer Park Trio w/. Haley Buck v. The Axis of Awesome and T-Bone Bright Three-man tag team match Lug Phelan v. Ray Snow Singles match Coulrophobia © v. The Night Terrors Scaffold match for the IPW Tag Team Championship Death Row w/. Sayeed v. Frantic Ali and Lil Henry w/. Anselm Briggs Tag team match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternum Posted October 18, 2014 Author Share Posted October 18, 2014 http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/IPW_zps5175f849.jpg A Slaughterhouse Production MEAT GRINDER March 22, 2014 Cindy distributes sausage and beer to the crowd as they settle in for tonight’s show. The first match of the night features Deadly Deadshot and E-Soteric. It will not be available on the DVDs in the gift shop. http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/DeadlyDeadshot_zpsd914c504.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/E-Soteric_zpsbdd711d0.jpg Deadly Deadshot v. E-Soteric Dark match Deadly Deadshot starts the match with a furious array of hip tosses and arm drags. E-Soteric is left reeling and escapes to ringside to regroup. The masked luchador attempts a suicide plancha through the ropes, but gets caught in a powerslam. E-Soteric rolls Deadshot back into the ring and hits his finisher for the win. __________ E-Soteric defeated Deadly Deadshot in 5:42 by pinfall with a Double Arm DDT. 22 / E- http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/ThimblebyLangton_zps44f20d76.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/WootonFitzpaine_zps8969bc3e.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/OutlawWesRevell_zpse42181fd.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/HaleyBuck_zps5d5dff26.jpg The show begins with some country music as Haley Buck and her Trailer Park Trio enter the Slaughterhouse. “Outlaw” Wes Revell and the Good Ol’ Boys, Thimbleby Lanton and Wooton Fitzpaine, escort her down to the ring. BUCK: Evenin’, all! I thought I’d bring in some examples of real men to inspire you weak-limbed city folk. Let’s introduce to you the newest members of Invincible Pro Wrestling. I give to you the Good Ol’ Boys! Wooton Fitzpaine spits a stream of tobacco juice onto the floor as the crowd begins to shower the ring with garbage. Thimbleby Lanton smiles a toothless grin. BUCK: This is what a life of clean air and good honest work is all about. Look at these physiques! Blue collar workers straight outta hoss county! REVELL: That’s right, Haley, and we’re going to show these city wrestlers just what we’re fixin’ to do! He waves his branding iron around menacingly. Wooton Fitzpaine snatches the microphone. FITZPAINE: We’ll stomp a mudhole in ya and piss into it! Country justice! __________ Haley Buck introduces the Trailer Park Trio. 24 / E Luther Judge and Moses Makesh watch in bewilderment from ringside. JUDGE: I could really use an interpreter. I have no idea what these cats are sayin’. MAKESH: It’s obvious, Luther. They’re lookin’ for a fight! And here comes the opposition! The Axis of Awesome and T-Bone Bright stroll down the aisle. Stanley Axis and T-Bone greet the fans while Ash Barnaby pulls out a large sheet of cardboard out from beneath the ring and starts doing some old school break-dancing. Just as he’s about to launch into a helicopter spin, Thimbleby Lanton breaks it up with a punt to his stomach! http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/ThimblebyLangton_zps44f20d76.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/WootonFitzpaine_zps8969bc3e.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/OutlawWesRevell_zpse42181fd.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/HaleyBuck_zps5d5dff26.jpg http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/StanleyAxis_zps2e094412.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Paradox_zps136e1a35.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/T-BoneBright_zps93517e84.jpg The Trailer Park Trio w/. Haley Buck v. A Trio of Angelenos Three-man tag team match The Good Ol’ Boys lay into Barnaby with some hard punches and kicks. The cruiserweight never really recovers from their initial attack and is forced to tag out to Axis. The Angelenos get a few shots in against the rednecks, but just as things start to go their way, Haley Buck distracts the referee and the entire Trailer Park Trio rolls through the ring. T-Bone gets tagged in against Wes Revell, and for the first time this evening, the size advantage slips to the Angelenos. They brawl at ringside for a few minutes, but Revell smashes a chair over T-Bone’s back, forcing him to tag in Barnaby. The match ends with Wooton Fitzpaine hitting the dancing fool with a running big boot. Haley keeps T-Bone and Axis from breaking the pin. __________ The Trailer Park Trio defeated a Trio of Angelenos in 12:21 when Wooton Fitzpaine defeated Ash Barnaby by pinfall with a Running Big Boot. 30 / E+ LUTHER: Now that was some fightin’! I gots to say, I don’t agree with the things Haley Buck says, but she really knows how to back up her team. MAKESH: I can’t argue with that, Luther. This Trailer Park Trio is a serious threat in IPW! http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/LilHenry_zps21c4c2da.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/AnslemBriggs_zps177b456e.jpg Anselm Briggs and Lil Henry enter the ring. Briggs is wearing a nice-looking suit while Henry seems to be wearing the same pair of overalls that he used last month. BRIGGS: Nemesis! We need to talk! http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Nemisis_ager_zpsa57aac15.jpg Slayer’s “Reign in Blood” rumbles through the arena as IPW’s co-owner, John “Nemesis” Campell, wanders out from backstage. He smirks as he walks down to the ring. NEMESIS: What’s wrong, Anselm? You seem hot and bothered. BRIGGS: I am goddamn hot and bothered! Last month you put Mr. Henry in a match he could not prepare for because it was against an opponent we knew nothing about. As a result, he unfairly lost said match. NEMESIS: I can’t argue with the facts. BRIGGS: No you can’t, which is why I’m here to demand a rematch! NEMESIS: That’s not happening. Lil Henry has had two contendership matches and he’s lost them both. That ship has sailed, my friend. BRIGGS: That’s not…. http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/FranticAli_zps71e53d2e.jpg Frantic Ali’s music cuts off Anselm’s rant in mid-sentence. The IPW Champion explodes out from behind the backstage curtain with a manic grin spreading across his face. The crowd loves it. ALI: Sorry to crash this pity party, but I thought I’d come out here and gloat a bit. Lil Henry threatens to charge Ali like a rhino, but Briggs holds him back. NEMESIS: I’m in a giving mood tonight, so I’ll tell you what, Anselm. I’ll give you and Lil Henry here a chance to defend the honor of West Coast Hardcore in tonight’s main event. BRIGGS: A rematch against Sayeed? NEMESIS: I’m afraid not. You’ll be facing Death Row in a tag team match. And your partner will be the one-and-only... Frantic Ali! Both parties are furious. ALI: Awwww, hell no! NEMESIS: Hell yes! You two are the top dogs in this organization, so who better to stem this tide of East Coast invaders? And Anselm? BRIGGS: Yeah? NEMESIS: You have one hour to prepare. Let's hope that you guys can get on the same page…. Nemesis drops the microphone and leaves Anselm Briggs, Lil Henry, and Frantic Ali staring at each other in disbelief. __________ Nemesis books the tag team main event. 41 / D http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/LugPhelan_zps6b629d40.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/RaySnow_zps9555129e.jpg Lug Phelan v. Ray Snow Singles match Ray Snow holds his own against Lug despite the fact that many predicted this match to be a blow-out in favor of the IPW Californian Champion. The martial artist opens with a series of quick strikes to the face that leave Lug bleeding from the mouth. A follow-up roundhouse kick sends sends over the ropes. Snow follows in hopes of pressing his advantage, but Lug is at his finest outside of the controlled environment of the ring and quickly takes control of the fight. He ping-pongs Snow off of the barricade and into the ring post before smashing his head onto the announcers’ table. With a bloody grin, Lug drags Snow back into the ring and hits him with a Gutwrench Backbreaker to seal the win. __________ Lug Phelan defeated Ray Snow in 8:16 by pinfall with a Gutwrench Backbreaker. 36 / D- MAKESH: Another confident showing from Lug Phelan. He’s truly one of the finest brawlers today! LUTHER: I gotta say that I’m impressed with Ray Snow, despite the loss. That dude knows how to dish out some damage. http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Knuckles_zps8843b1f7.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/ShadyK_zpsa073c948.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/SayeedAli_zpseffd84d3.jpg The Meat-o-Tron lights up with some footage of Sayeed and Death Row chilling out in the parking lot behind the Slaughter House. They’re sitting on the hood of a Cadillac convertible. The Wu Tang Clan thunders in the background. SHADY K: Yo! We just wanted to shout out to the IPW fans to let them know that the East Koast Slayahs got nothing but mad respect for you West Coast fans! KNUCKLES: That’s right. You mother****as came out west like pioneers. Taming the goddamn wilderness. An’ like true frontiersmen, you don’t even know how bad you have it. SAYEED: The wrestlin’ out here is terrible! We pity you guys. Shady K reaches into the backseat of the convertible and produces a globe, which he holds up to the camera. SHADY K: Death Row is straight out of Baltimore, and we was trained in Connecticut. That’s over here. He points at the Atlantic Ocean. Sayeed grins. SAYEED: An’ I’m the “East Side Assassin.” Straight outta Harlem. I’ve been brawling my up the East Coast an’ on into Canada an’ shit. That’s like a whole ‘nother country! KNUCKLES: And that’s how it is. We’re bringin’ civilization back to you cowboys. You best appreciate it. __________ The East Koast Slayahs let the fans know how it is. 47 / D+ The video feed switches to static. Moses Makesh and Luther Judge shake their heads in disbelief as the stage crew constructs a scaffold in the ring. MAKESH: I’m all for confidence, but the East Koast Slayahs are some arrogant dudes. LUTHER: I donno, Moses. After the beating Sayeed threw down on Henry last week, I’m willing to give them the benefit of the doubt. MAKESH: We’ll see first-hand in tonight’s main event, but first we’ll have something violent and crazy. http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Pierrot_zps8bbc83db.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Hellech_zps9a7a893c.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Moroi_zpscb741869.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Babau_zps8bafc008.jpg Coulrophobia © v. The Night Terrors Scaffold match for the IPW Tag Team Championship A fifteen foot scaffold looms over the ring, which is littered with several folding tables and a pair of ladders. The referee doesn’t seem concerned about enforcing tag team rules, so both teams start ripping at each other with reckless abandon. The Terrors grab a ladder and use it as a battering ram on Pierrot. Hellech attempts to climb the scaffold, but he gets beaten like a piñata. Pierrot rallies and hits the Terrors’ ladder with a suicidal cross body that sends all three men over the ropes. Hellech seizes the opportunity to climb upward to retrieve the tag team championship. The audience notices someone scurrying around in the rafters like a giant spider. Hellech is oblivious to the threat, and just as he reaches the top of the scaffold, the mysterious figure leaps down and kicks the poor clown away. They fight for a moment, but Hellech loses his balance and plunges through a table. At this point it becomes clear that there’s a third Night Terror! http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Phobia_zps87ab11f7.jpg With Hellech unconscious and Pierrot tied up with Moroi, Babau is free to claim the tag team championship. The three Night Terrors celebrate while the sad clowns silently protest. __________ The Night Terrors defeated Coulrophobia in 15:02 when Babau retrieved IPW Tag Team Championship belts after Hellech had been taken out by Phobos. 48 / D+ MAKESH: A third Night Terror! That certainly decides our best-out-of-three series, but I have a feeling that these two freaky factions ain’t done hurting each other just yet. LUTHER: Who is that creepy little dude? I’m not sure which team scares me the most. http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Knuckles_zps8843b1f7.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/ShadyK_zpsa073c948.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/SayeedAli_zpseffd84d3.jpg Wu Tang Clan’s “Protect Ya Neck” reverberates through the arena as the East Koast Slayahs enter the ring. Death Row climbs the turnbuckles while Sayeed struts like the cat who ate the canary. The crowd does not greet them warmly. MAKESH: There aren’t many Death Row fans in the house tonight! http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/FranticAli_zps71e53d2e.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/LilHenry_zps21c4c2da.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/AnslemBriggs_zps177b456e.jpg Frantic Ali, Lil Henry, and Anselm Briggs step out to a warm reception from the audience. They stride down to the ring. Briggs produces a microphone. BRIGGS: I’m not a wrestler by any stretch of the imagination. I’m a businessman. And therefore I know when the odds are against me. And tonight, despite whatever benefit I can bring to the match, it seems like the numbers are decidedly two against three. The East Koast Slayahs look smug as they size up their opponents. BRIGGS: That’s why I’ve taken the liberty of investing in an insurance policy. Let me introduce my newest client.... BB Colossus! http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/BBColossus_zps92e5a206.jpg The biggest man in Invincible Pro Wrestling lumbers out from backstage and glares at the East Coast Slayahs. Much to Death Row’s dismay, he joins Anselm at ringside. MAKESH: This certainly evens the odds a bit! __________ Anselm unveils his insurance policy. 52 / D+ http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Knuckles_zps8843b1f7.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/ShadyK_zpsa073c948.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/SayeedAli_zpseffd84d3.jpg http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/FranticAli_zps71e53d2e.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/LilHenry_zps21c4c2da.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/AnslemBriggs_zps177b456e.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/BBColossus_zps92e5a206.jpg Death Row w/. Sayeed v. Frantic Ali and Lil Henry w/. Anselm Briggs and BB Colossus Tag team match Shady K comes out swinging against Lil Henry, who is quickly forced into a corner. Frantic Ali is desperate for a tag as his partner is pummeled with a series of quick jabs and right hooks. Just as things look dire, Henry reverses an irish whip and sends Shady K flipping into the opposite turnbuckle. Sayeed jumps onto the ring apron with a chair, but BB Colossus grabs him from behind and dumps him onto the concrete floor. Nonetheless, Lil Henry is distracted, which allows Shady K tags in Knuckles. True to his name, he wastes little time in pulling a pair of brass knuckles out of his belt. Lil Henry ducks the first punch and tags in Frantic Ali. The crowd goes wild as the crazy brawler tosses Knuckles to ringside and starts to beat on him with a folding chair. Once again, Sayeed tries to interfere, but BB Colossus tosses him into the crowd. Shady K is still on the loose, though, and chokes Ali from behind with a length of chain. Death Row rolls Ali back into the ring, but he manages to kick out of their pinfall attempt. The beating continues until Ali manages to make the hot tag to Lil Henry. The big man clears the ring. Sayeed returns to ringside for a third time and manages to drag Ali off the apron. Colossus and Ali start to maul Sayeed, but this leaves Henry alone with Death Row. Knuckles slips his brass knuckles to Shady K, who hits Henry with a knockout punch. Henry drops like a sack of potatoes and Death Row wins the pinfall. __________ Death Row defeated Frantic Ali and Lil Henry in 21:46 when Shady K defeated Lil Henry with a pair of brass knuckles. 54 / C- The East Side Slayahs flee the ring after the match. Ali and Colossus chase after them, leaving Anselm and Lil Henry in the ring. __________ Final score for the card: 50 / D+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternum Posted October 18, 2014 Author Share Posted October 18, 2014 http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/IPW_zps5175f849.jpg INVINCIBLE PRO WRESTLING presents SAUSAGE PARTY April 4, 2014 This isn't an April Fool's Joke! Join Invincible Pro Wrestling for a special two-hour Sauage Party supercard between your regular monthly Meat Grinder slaughterfest. Titles will be defended, blood will be spilled, and free* sloppy joe sandwiches will be served to the first 50 attendees! BE THERE! * sloppy joe sandwiches may not actually be free Frantic Ali © v. Sayeed Singles match for the IPW Championship East meets west as Frantic Ali defends his title against “The East Side Assassin.” It’s an even match as long as Death Row decides to sit this one out, but what are the odds of that happening? B.E.E.F. w/. Anselm Briggs v. Death Row Tag team match Invincible Pro Wrestling’s biggest brawlers join forces to take on Death Row! Can Shady K and Knuckles cope against 800 lbs of Grade A, Californian beef? Or will Death Row’s street smarts leave Lil Henry and BB Colossus on the chopping block? Axis of Awesome v. E.T. v. Coulrophobia v. The Good Ol’ Boys Four-way tag team match for contendership for the IPW Tag Team Championship Following Coulrophobia’s loss at last month’s Meat Grinder, the IPW Tag Team Championship race opens up. Four of IPW’s greatest (and not-so-greatest) tag teams compete for a shot at the Night Terrors. Lug Phelan © v. “Outlaw” Wes Revell Singles match for the IPW Californian Championship Lug Phelan has proven himself to be IPW’s fightingest champion by defending his title against any and all comers, but with Haley Buck at his side, “Outlaw” Wes Revell has been unstoppable. Will this be Lug’s last ride? Night Terrors v. Deadly Deadshot and Ray Snow Non-title Dark Match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncrewed Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Frantic Ali © v. Sayeed Singles match for the IPW Championship B.E.E.F. w/. Anselm Briggs v. Death Row Axis of Awesome v. E.T. v. Coulrophobia v. The Good Ol’ Boys Four-way tag team match for contendership for the IPW Tag Team Championship Lug Phelan © v. “Outlaw” Wes Revell Singles match for the IPW Californian Championship Night Terrors v. Deadly Deadshot and Ray Snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightnick Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Frantic Ali © v. Sayeed Singles match for the IPW Championship East meets west as Frantic Ali defends his title against “The East Side Assassin.” It’s an even match as long as Death Row decides to sit this one out, but what are the odds of that happening? B.E.E.F. w/. Anselm Briggs v. Death Row Tag team match Invincible Pro Wrestling’s biggest brawlers join forces to take on Death Row! Can Shady K and Knuckles cope against 800 lbs of Grade A, Californian beef? Or will Death Row’s street smarts leave Lil Henry and BB Colossus on the chopping block? Axis of Awesome v. E.T. v. Coulrophobia v. The Good Ol’ Boys Four-way tag team match for contendership for the IPW Tag Team Championship Following Coulrophobia’s loss at last month’s Meat Grinder, the IPW Tag Team Championship race opens up. Four of IPW’s greatest (and not-so-greatest) tag teams compete for a shot at the Night Terrors. Lug Phelan © v. “Outlaw” Wes Revell Singles match for the IPW Californian Championship Lug Phelan has proven himself to be IPW’s fightingest champion by defending his title against any and all comers, but with Haley Buck at his side, “Outlaw” Wes Revell has been unstoppable. Will this be Lug’s last ride? Night Terrors v. Deadly Deadshot and Ray Snow Non-title Dark Match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternum Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/IPW_zps5175f849.jpg A Slaughterhouse Production SAUSAGE PARTY April 4, 2014 http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/FranticAli_zps71e53d2e.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Cindy_zpsa9020254.jpg The show starts with Frantic Ali staring defiantly into the camera. He’s sitting on the hood of a car in a back alley near the Slaughter House. Cindy can be seen lounging on some cement steps in the background. ALI: I’m a violent man. For years, this has put me on the wrong side of society. The only tool I carry is rage, so when presented with a problem, I lash out with fists. It’s what I do, and it hasn’t made me many friends over the years. Ali pauses to sip from a water bottle. ALI: That’s why I came to IPW. When Nemesis opened this joint up, something about it called to me. Here was a place in which men could express themselves through violence… and it was accepted. And that’s what the IPW Championship means to me. Acceptance. He holds the IPW Championship up to the camera. It’s nothing fancy… just some gold plate on black leather. ALI: This is all I have. This chunk of gold an’ leather. It’s the pinnacle of West Coast Hardcore. So there’s no way in hell that I’m gonna let some upstarts from New York, Baltimore, and especially Canada take it away from me. Ali stares directly into the camera. ALI: If you’re listenin’, Sayeed, you best know this…. I will do whatever it takes to break you. I don’t know what Nemesis promised you when he brought you and your boys out west, but it ain’t worth it. Go home. Just go home. __________ Frantic Ali cuts a promo on Sayeed. 45 / D http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/LutherJudge_zps10018e78.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/MosesMakesh_zpsc46f303d.jpg The Meat-o-Tron loses its video feed, so attention switches to ringside with Luther Judge and Moses Makesh. JUDGE: Annnnnnnnnnd… welcome to the Sausage Party! Two hours of bone-crushing bloodsports brought to you straight outta the Slaughter House! MOSES: Straight outta Los Angeles! JUDGE: That’s right! And tonight we’ve got a helluva card! Sayeed Ali challenges Frantic Ali for the IPW Championship. We’ve got a four-way tag team challenge for a shot at the tag team title. MOSES: But first, we’ve got Lug Phelan defending his title against “The Outlaw!” Let’s go! http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/LugPhelan_zps6b629d40.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/OutlawWesRevell_zpse42181fd.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/HaleyBuck_zps5d5dff26.jpg Lug Phelan © vs. “The Outlaw” Wes Revell w/ Haley Buck Singles match for the IPW Californian Championship “The Outlaw” and Haley Buck are waiting in the ring when Lug hits the floor. He slides into the ring and immediately starts brawling. Both men are knocked outside of the ring before the bell rings, but neither man pauses in their assault. Punches. Kicks. Elbows. There is little to no technique in the match beyond beating the tar out of the other guy. The balance shifts when Haley Buck clobbers Lug from behind with a steel chair. This puts Wes in the driver’s seat, and he takes advantage by whipping Lug into the barricades and into the ring post. Blood starts flowing freely. Revell rolls Lug into the ring for a pinfall attempt, but Lug kicks out. Haley tries to interfere again, but Lug knocks her off of the apron. Wes is outraged and goes berserk, but Lug floors him with a fierce lariat. Meanwhile, Haley calls for reinforcements, and the Good Ol’ Boys spill out from backstage. It’s too late, though. Lug his Wes with a Gutwrench Backbreaker and seals the win. __________ Lug Phelan defeated Wes Revell in 12:27 by pinfall with a Gutwrench Backbreaker. 34 / E+ http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/ThimblebyLangton_zps44f20d76.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/WootonFitzpaine_zps8969bc3e.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/HaleyBuck_zps5d5dff26.jpg Lug doesn’t have much time to celebrate before Wooton Fitzpaine and Thimbleby Lanton assault the ring. He holds his own for a moment or two, but the Good Ol’ Boys quickly overwhelm his defenses. Haley barks orders from ringside as the two rednecks dismantle the street fighter. JUDGE: Haley Buck’s trailer park pals are tearing Lug Phelan apart! After a few minutes of pointless violence, the Good Ol’ Boys leave Lug in a pool of his own blood. Referee Jeffery Davis offers him some assistance, but Lug pushes him away, stumbles to his feet, and staggers backstage. __________ The Good Ol’ Boys beat down Lug Phelan. 46 / D http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Babau_zps8bafc008.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Moroi_zpscb741869.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Phobia_zps87ab11f7.jpg http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/DeadlyDeadshot_zpsd914c504.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/RaySnow_zps9555129e.jpg The Night Terrors w/ Phobos vs. Deadly Deadshot and Ray Snow Tag team match Babau and Moroi are joined at ringside by Phobos, who plays interference throughout the match. This adds another disadvantage to Deadshot and Snow’s column, which is unfortunate, because they never manage to get onto the same page. Snow starts the match with a lightning fast array of martial arts strikes, but Babau keeps his distance until he can launch his typical high-stakes offense. Snow is forced to tag in Deadshot, who manages to match the Terrors for sheer recklessness. The match takes a turn when Phobos crawls out from under the ring. He blasts Deadshot with the ring bell and disappears with a childish giggle. Snow attempts to seize control of the ring, but is immediately knocked senseless by Sleep Paralysis. __________ The Night Terrors won in 8:27 when Babau defeated Ray Snow by pinfall with a Sleep Paralysis. 32 / E+ http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Nemisis_ager_zpsa57aac15.jpg Slayer’s “Reign in Blood” thunders through the arena. John “Nemesis” Campbell steps out from backstage and grins at the audience. NEMESIS: Welcome to the Sausage Party! We’ve got some wild fights scheduled tonight. Lil Henry and BB Colossus are teamin’ up to take on Death Row and Frantic Ali FINAAAAALY defends his IPW Championship against Sayeed. The audience cheers hungrily. NEMESIS: But first we’ve got some tag team business to address. We’ve got some new tag team champions in the Night Terrors, and champions need contenders. So we’ve got a little four-way dance to figure this out. Let’s introduce our teams! NEMESIS: We’ve got our former champions, the sinister clowns known only as Coulrophobia! http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Pierrot_zps8bbc83db.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Hellech_zps9a7a893c.jpg Pierrot and Hellech cartwheel through the backstage curtains. After a few capers with the audience, they scamper into the ring. NEMESIS: The Axis of Awesome. Stanley Axis! Ash Barnaby! http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/StanleyAxis_zps2e094412.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Paradox_zps136e1a35.jpg Stanley Axis greets the crowd while Ash Barnaby dances down the aisle. They’re followed by E-Soteric and T-Bone Bright. http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/E-Soteric_zpsbdd711d0.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/T-BoneBright_zps93517e84.jpg NEMESIS: E.T.? What’s that stand for, guys? T-BONE: Enormous Testicles! NEMESIS: I’m sorry that I asked. And lastly, our newest duo… straight out of Hog Wallow, Arkansas… the GOOD OL’ BOYS! __________ Nemesis introduces IPW’s tag teams. 69 / C+ http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/ThimblebyLangton_zps44f20d76.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/WootonFitzpaine_zps8969bc3e.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/HaleyBuck_zps5d5dff26.jpg Country music pours out of the speakers as Haley Buck returns to the arena. She’s wearing ridiculously short jean shorts and a tight little tank top. The Good Ol’ Boys aren’t dressed nearly as nice as they storm the ring. They immediately start throwing punches at anyone who gets in their way. __________ Haley Buck and the Good Ol’ Boys enter the arena. 52 / D+ E.T.: Enormous Testicles vs. The Axis of Awesome vs. Coulrophobia vs. The Good Ol’ Boys Four-way tag team match for contendership for the IPW Tag Team Championship The Good Ol’ Boys start the match with a display of force when they immediately toss Ash Barnaby into the audience. Hellech starts brawling with T-Bone in the corner, but both man and clown are soon crushed by a shoulder block from Wooton Fitzpaine. He tags in Thimbleby and the two rednecks clean house. http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/LugPhelan_zps6b629d40.jpg Their dominance is cut short when Lug Phelan, still covered in blood from his match with Wes Revell, storms the ring with a 2 x 4 in-hand. He blasts Fitzpaine in the back and sends both Good Ol’ Boys over the top rope. Haley Buck screams in outrage, but she’s helpless as the IPW Californian Champion dismantles her team. Meanwhile, in the ring, T-Bone capitalizes on the chaos by slamming a dazed and confused Ash Barnaby to the mat. Three seconds later, E.T.: Enormous Testicles became the #1 tag team contenders. __________ E.T.: Enormous Testicles defeated Axis of Awesome, Coulrophobia and The Good Ol' Boys in 12:24 when T-Bone Bright defeated Ash Barnaby by pinfall with a Powerslam. 34 / E+ The rednecks and Lug brawl their way backstage. Haley chases after them with a chair. The remaining tag teams filter out of the arena as Luther Judge and Moses Makesh shrug in disbelief. LUTHER: I didn’t give T-Bone and E-Soteric much of a chance here tonight. Lug Phelan did a helluva job knocking over the gameboard an’ changing the rules. MOSES: I hope that T-Bone and E-Soteric live up to their name, because you need enormous testicles to get into the ring with the Terrors. Those cats creep me out somethin’ fierce! http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/SayeedAli_zpseffd84d3.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Knuckles_zps8843b1f7.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/ShadyK_zpsa073c948.jpg Backstage, the East Koast Slayahs are psyching themselves up for their upcoming matches. Knuckles and Shady K are taping up their hands in the background while Sayeed addresses the camera. SAYEED: Let me tell you somethin’. East Koast Slayahs know no fear. We’re mercenaries in a hostile territory with enemies on all sides. Ain’t that right, boys? KNUCKLES: This place is an army of freaks. Clowns and creeps. SHADY K: Rednecks an’ cowboys. KNUCKLES: And two guys who are really into balls. That’s messed up! SAYEED: Dat’s right. Tonight’s challenges seem tame in comparison. Death Row… two of the hardest hitting mother****as to ever hop into the squared circle face off against Lil Henry and BB Colossus. KNUCKLES: They’re big, but we’ll chop ‘em down an’ carve ‘em up! SAYEED: And I finally get my hands on Frantic Ali. I hear that he’s dangerous, but he ain’t got no friends in the world. That’s real sad. Doubly so when you consider how many friends I have in my crew. Knuckles and Shady K close up on the camera. KNUCKLES: This is our house now. SHADY K: Maybe y’all best be afraid of us! The live feed abruptly switches to static. __________ East Koast Slayahs know no fear! 47 / D http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/LilHenry_zps21c4c2da.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/BBColossus_zps92e5a206.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/AnslemBriggs_zps177b456e.jpg Luther Judge is standing in the ring with Anselm Briggs. Lil Henry and BB Colossus loom behind the men like mountains on the horizon. JUDGE: You heard it as well as me, Anselm. Death Row isn’t intimidated by your team. Your response? BRIGGS: It’s all well and good to put on a strong front, and I respect Death Row for doing so, but let’s face facts. Lil Henry here… he’s 375 pounds. BB Colossus is over 425 pounds. That’s over 800 pounds of raw aggression! JUDGE: They are some of the biggest wrestlers that I’ve ever seen. BRIGGS: Death Row frequently plays numbers in their favor, but tonight.... Briggs pauses and lowers his sunglasses. BRIGGS: ... they just don’t add up! __________ Briggs: B.E.E.F. is unstoppable! 49 / D+ Briggs and Judge’s interview is cut short when “Protect Ya Neck” thumps through the Slaugher House. Death Row explodes out of the backstage curtains and descend upon the ring like a pack of ravenous dogs. Sayeed accompanies them, although he’s decidedly more reserved. Death Row w/. Sayeed vs. B.E.E.F. w/ Anselm Briggs Tag team match Knuckles opens the match by repeatedly punching BB Colossus in the face, but the big man either doesn’t notice the pain or doesn’t care. Instead he grabs his attacker by the head and tosses him into the corner like a child angry at his toys. He tries to end the match early with a Colossus Splash, but Knuckles ducks through the ropes and narrowly escapes a flattening. The East Koast Slayahs regroup for a moment before returning to the ring. Shady K tags in and immediately starts working on Colossus’s knees. The big man howls in pain, but the smaller member of Death Row manages to keep himself just out of reach. Frustrated and angry, Colossus tags in Henry, and the two monsters quickly empty the ring. The fight turns into a three-on-two as it goes outside the ring. Sayeed and Shady K team-up and toss Henry into the ring post while Knuckles plasters Colossus with a chair. Anselm Briggs tries to interfere, but Knuckles knocks him cold with his next swing. The crowd is livid! Lil Henry crawls into the ring to escape Sayeed and the match resumes some semblance of order. Shady K lands a perfect leg drop from the second rope, but the big man manages to break the pin and tag in BB Colossus. Sayeed distracts the referee while Knuckles and Shady K double-team the big man. The match ends after Shady K drapes a chair over Colossus and lands another leg drop. Knuckles makes the pin while illegally using the ropes for leverage. __________ Death Row defeated B.E.E.F. in 17:37 when Knuckles defeated BB Colossus by pinfall, illegally using the ropes for leverage. 39 / D- JUDGE: And impressive effort by Henry and Colossus, but once again, it’s impossible to beat Death Row when Sayeed is lurking at ringside. MOSES: An’ the same goes for Sayeed, which is something I’m sure Frantic Ali has been chewin’ on ever since “The East Side Assassin” become his number one challenger! JUDGE: Will Death Row get involved with tonight’s main event? The answer seems obvious…. Death Row and B.E.E.F. abandon the ring, leaving Sayeed glaring angrily at the backstage curtain. Moments later, Frantic Ali steps into the arena with Cindy at his side. He holds the IPW Championship over his shoulder while leisurely strolling down the aisle. He pauses to talk to some fans, which seems to make Sayeed crackle with tension. Two minutes later, Ali finally gets into the ring. __________ Ali and Cindy greet the fans! 36 / D- http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/FranticAli_zps71e53d2e.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Cindy_zpsa9020254.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/SayeedAli_zpseffd84d3.jpg Frantic Ali © w/. Cindy vs. Sayeed Singles match for the IPW Championship Death Row is conspicuous in their absence at the match begins. The two men are evenly matched and have incredible chemistry as brawlers. Each punch and kick looks like it was thrown by a prize fighter. Sayeed takes the lead early-on and gives Ali an eight-minute guided tour of the ring. The momentum shifts after the champion ducks a clothesline and upends his opponent onto the floor. Frantic Ali keeps a constant eye on the backstage curtains, as if expecting Death Row to arrive at any time. Unfortunately, they do arrive, but through the audience. Cindy shouts a warning, and Ali just barely ducks under Shady K’s boot. Things look dire, but B.E.E.F. arrives from backstage to even the odds. Six men brawl at ringside while referee Jeffery Davis furiously tells Ali and Sayeed to get back into the ring. B.E.E.F. and Death Row continue brawling into the audience. Both Ali and Sayeed are bleeding heavily by the time they return to the ring. The match is reaching the twenty-minute mark, and it’s clear that the fight is turning into a war of attrition. It’s not a matter of beating the other man, but rather a matter of staying upright. The match comes to an end when Frantic Ali puts Sayeed through particularly brutal superplex. Both men are knocked senseless and referee Davis begins the count. Ali barely gets to his feet, but Sayeed remains motionless in a pool of his own blood. The match ends due to stoppage. __________ Frantic Ali defeated Sayeed in 21:58 when Sayeed could not continue. Frantic Ali makes defence number 1 of his IPW Championship title. 63 / C __________ Card results: 58 C- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternum Posted October 26, 2014 Author Share Posted October 26, 2014 http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/IPW_zps5175f849.jpg INVINCIBLE PRO WRESTLING presents MEAT GRINDER April 19, 2014 Return to East L.A. for another evening of violent brawls between street toughs, rednecks, and demented clowns. That's right, it's this month's edition of Meat Grinder! B.E.E.F. vs. The Good Ol’ Boys Tag team match Thimbley Lanton and Wooton Fitzpaine got their start wrestlin’ steers in Hog Wallow, Arkansas, but stepping into the ring with B.E.E.F. is another thing entirely. Can Haley Buck coach her rednecks to victory? Or will Lil Henry and BB Colossus leave them flatter than roadkill on Interstate 40? Sayeed vs. Stanley Axis Singles match Fresh off of a narrow defeat against Frantic Ali at the Sausage Party, Sayeed returns to the Slaughter House to vent his frustrations on an unfortunate bystander, and Stanley Axis drew the short straw. Can the fan favorite hold his own against the “East Side Assassin?” Or will Axis find himself victimized? The Night Terrors and Phobos vs. E.T.: Enormous Testicles and Ash Barnaby Three-man tag team match E-Soteric and T-Bone Bright seize the opportunity scout the opposition in their upcoming bout for the IPW Tag Team Championship, and the enigmatic Phobos joins the Night Terrors for his IPW debut. Will the Testicles have the fortitude to fight their way through the Frightmare? Or will they be on the receiving end of a metaphorical low-blow? Lug Phalen vs. Hellech Singles match Lug finds himself in the ring with a suicidal clown with an inhuman tolerance for pain. Can the street fighter keep his streak going? Or will he end the match bleeding on the outside and crying on the inside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Roguey Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Putting E-Soteric & T-Bone Bright together is brilliance. The crowd notes must be something else though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightnick Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 B.E.E.F. vs. The Good Ol’ Boys Tag team match Thimbley Lanton and Wooton Fitzpaine got their start wrestlin’ steers in Hog Wallow, Arkansas, but stepping into the ring with B.E.E.F. is another thing entirely. Can Haley Buck coach her rednecks to victory? Or will Lil Henry and BB Colossus leave them flatter than roadkill on Interstate 40? Sayeed vs. Stanley Axis Singles match Fresh off of a narrow defeat against Frantic Ali at the Sausage Party, Sayeed returns to the Slaughter House to vent his frustrations on an unfortunate bystander, and Stanley Axis drew the short straw. Can the fan favorite hold his own against the “East Side Assassin?” Or will Axis find himself victimized? The Night Terrors and Phobos vs. E.T.: Enormous Testicles and Ash Barnaby Three-man tag team match E-Soteric and T-Bone Bright seize the opportunity scout the opposition in their upcoming bout for the IPW Tag Team Championship, and the enigmatic Phobos joins the Night Terrors for his IPW debut. Will the Testicles have the fortitude to fight their way through the Frightmare? Or will they be on the receiving end of a metaphorical low-blow? Lug Phalen vs. Hellech Singles match Lug finds himself in the ring with a suicidal clown with an inhuman tolerance for pain. Can the street fighter keep his streak going? Or will he end the match bleeding on the outside and crying on the inside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitarzu Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 B.E.E.F. vs. The Good Ol’ Boys Tag team match Sayeed vs. Stanley Axis Singles match The Night Terrors and Phobos vs. E.T.: Enormous Testicles and Ash Barnaby Three-man tag team match Lug Phelan vs. Hellech Singles match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternum Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/IPW_zps5175f849.jpg A Slaughterhouse Production MEAT GRINDER April 19, 2014 JUDGE: Welcome to the longest runnin’ meat-themed wrestling program in history, the Meat Grinder! We’ve gotta helluva show tonight! MOSES: That’s right, Luther. Violence WILL happen! JUDGE: An’ first and foremost is Sayeed and Stanley Axis. MOSES: After the loss Sayeed suffered in his match against Frantic Ali at the Sausage Party, I sure as hell wouldn’t wanna hop into that ring with ‘im. http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/SayeedAli_zpseffd84d3.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/StanleyAxis_zps2e094412.jpg Sayeed vs. Stanley Axis Singles match Sayeed stomps down to the ring with a look of raw hatred in his eyes. Axis doesn’t hesitate and brings the fight to Sayeed as soon as he steps onto the ring apron. Sayeed escapes to the outside, and the brawl quickly goes to the floor. The fight continues to work its way around the ring, but the momentum switches abruptly when Sayeed drives Axis into the ring post. The remainder of the match is ugly to watch as the New Yorker dismantles his opponent. It’s almost an act of mercy when he rolls Axis back into the ring for the G.B.H. Driver and pinfall. ___ Sayeed defeated Stanley Axis in 13:36 by pinfall with a G.B.H. Driver. 40 / D- Sayeed rolls Stanley Axis out of the ring like a bag of trash and snarls for a microphone. He paces around the ring for a few moments before unleashing a massive tantrum. SAYEED: I should be the champion now. The goddamn champion! The crowd gives him grief. Garbage starts to rain down into the ring. SAYEED: Shut up! I had Frantic Ali in my grasp, but those fat bastards in B.E.E.F. had to stick their noses into East Koast Slayah business. That’s not gonna stand! http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Nemisis_ager_zpsa57aac15.jpg “Reign in Blood” begins to play and John “Nemesis” Campbell steps out from backstage. NEMESIS: If I recall correctly, Lil Henry and Colossus only got involved with your match because Knuckles and Shady K were descending upon the ring with a look of ill-intent. SAYEED: Hey, man. Maybe they was just getting a good look at the next IPW Champion! NEMESIS: I donno, Sayeed. The match you just had with Stanley Axis is the first time I’ve seen you scratch out a win without Death Row’s help. Did they have other pressing matters to attend to? SAYEED: They ain’t here tonight, but that’s beside the point, Nem-e-sis! I don’t need them to win. I just appreciate their company. NEMESIS: You’ve piqued my curiosity, so we’re going to conduct an experiment. You’re going to get a rematch against Frantic Ali, but it’s going to be in a controlled environment. SAYEED: …. NEMESIS: It’s science, Sayeed. I’m going to put you and Ali in a place where no one else can interfere. Next week, you’re getting another shot at the title in a steel cage! The crowd erupts at this news. Sayeed grins wickedly. SAYEED: I’ll show you, boss. I’ll show everyone! I’m the man to end Ali’s title reign! ___ Sayeed demands a rematch from Nemesis. 46 / D JUDGE: Damn! Frantic Ali versus Sayeed in a steel cage? If I didn’t already have a ring-side seat, you know I’d be out looking for tickets right now! MOSES: The advantage seems to favor Ali, though. He always fights alone. JUDGE: Yeah, but Ali never beat Sayeed. He didn’t get a pin or a submission. This is unfinished business! http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Moroi_zpscb741869.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Babau_zps8bafc008.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Phobia_zps87ab11f7.jpg http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/T-BoneBright_zps93517e84.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/E-Soteric_zpsbdd711d0.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Paradox_zps136e1a35.jpg Creeping Terror vs. Enormous Testicles and Ash Barnaby Three-man tag team match The match begins as a three-on-two, with Phobos nowhere to be seen. Babau and Moroi don’t seem bothered by this and launch a high-stakes assault on their opponents. Ash Barnaby is immediately kicked over the top rope. The Testicles counter-attack and clear the ring with a series of tag-team lariats. E-Soteric and Moroi restart the match and begin trading blows. Size favors E-Soteric, who levels the luchador with a running shoulder block. He attempts a pinfall, but its broken up by Phobos, who crawls out from beneath the ring with a baseball bat in hand. Barnaby snatches the bat away, but takes a high-cross body from Babau. The fight at ring-side escalates and referee Jeffery Davis loses control of the match. In the chaos, T-Bone pops Moroi with the baseball bat and steals the win with a handful of tights. The crowd is vocal in their discontent. ___ Ash Barnaby and E.T.: Enormous Testicles defeated Creeping Terror (Babau, Moroi and Phobos) in 12:19 when T-Bone Bright defeated Moroi by pinfall with a handful of tights. 33 / E+ http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/TheSpoiler_zps22c13b8b.jpg As the tag teams are scraped out of the ring, a masked man leaps over the barricade and snatches a microphone from the announcers’ table. JUDGE: Who’s this guy? THE SPOILER: Evening, ladies and gentlemen! I just wanted to pop in and introduce myself. My friends call me the Spoiler! The crowd murmurs confusedly. THE SPOILER: I want to share some news with you. It goes like this…. at the end of the M. Night Shamalayan movie, The Sixth Sense, it’s revealed that Bruce Willis’s character was dead the whole time. He died in the first scene of the film! The crowd boos. THE SPOILER: I know! I know! What a twist ending! MOSES: Who is this guy? You can’t go around ruining the end of movies in Hollywood! The security guards that bounce at the bar angrily storm the ring. The Spoiler dodges them and makes a break for it. THE SPOILER: I’ll be back next time for more hot Hollywood secrets! He drops the microphone and escapes through a fire exit. The security guards storm after him. JUDGE: The Spoiler? The first I’ve heard of this guy. Does he even work here? ___ The Spoiler ruins the ending of the Sixth Sense. 53 / D+ http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/LugPhelan_zps6b629d40.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Hellech_zps9a7a893c.jpg Lug Phelan vs. Hellech Singles match Lug isn’t defending his title tonight, but you wouldn’t know it given the ferocity of his strikes. Within the first few minutes of the match, Hellech’s clown nose is punched clean off. This only serves to enrage the clown, who blinds the Irishman with a spraying flower before flattening him with a leaping neckbreaker. Hellech take the fight to the air with some high-risk elbow drops and ranas. Lug eventually gets a hold on his opponent, though, and keeps him grounded. Both men are covered in grease paint by the time the Lug hits his Gutwrench Backbreaker for the win. ____ Lug Phelan defeated Hellech in 12:46 by pinfall with a Gutwrench Backbreaker. 34 / E+ http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/ThimblebyLangton_zps44f20d76.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/WootonFitzpaine_zps8969bc3e.jpg As the referee raises Lug’s hand in victory, the Good Ol’ Boys push their way through the crowd with a look of malice in their eyes. Lug sees the attack coming, though, and manages to collect his championship before leaping the opposite barricade. MOSES: You’ll have to be a little more wily than that to catch Lug Phelan unawares! The Good Ol’ Boys start to chase after the Irishman, but he slips through the crowd effortlessly. Annoyed, they give up and return to the ring for their match against B.E.E.F. ___ Lug escapes from the Good Ol’ Boys 31 / E+ Frantic Ali and Cindy appear on the Meat-o-Tron. They’re on the roof of the Slaughter House. The skyline of Los Angeles can be seen poking out of the smog in the distance. He’s sipping on a beer. ALI: People keep on tellin’ me that I should call in the reinforcements and get some help in defending West Coast Hardcore. They tell me that one man can’t stand up against Death Row and Sayeed. The numbers, they say, just don’t add up. Ali takes a long pull from his beer and stares into the distance for a moment. ALI: That’s not gonna happen. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from my years of fightin’ on the streets and in the ring, it’s that you can’t trust anyone. Any ally I recruit today is gonna be stickin’ a knife in my back tomorrow. It’s inevitable, because this championship belt makes people do awful things to one another. The camera closes-in on Ali. ALI: People say that my distrust is a weakness. They’re wrong. It’s my strength. I’m used to fighting my own battles, so when Sayeed is locked into a steel cage with me next month, I gots nothing to worry about. He’s the one that’s scared of bein’ alone! ___ Frantic Ali doesn’t need reinforcements. He’s a one-man army! 48 / D+ http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/ThimblebyLangton_zps44f20d76.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/WootonFitzpaine_zps8969bc3e.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/HaleyBuck_zps5d5dff26.jpg http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/LilHenry_zps21c4c2da.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/BBColossus_zps92e5a206.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/AnslemBriggs_zps177b456e.jpg Good Ol’ Boys w/. Haley Buck vs. B.E.E.F. w/ Anselm Briggs Tag team match Haley Buck and the Good Ol’ Boys are waiting in the ring when Anselm Briggs and his team of Lil Henry and BB Colossus arrive. Compared to the previous bouts of the evening, this fight is glacial in comparison. Fitzpain and Wooton attempt to brawl with B.E.E.F., but the big men refuse to kick up the pace and consistently wear down the rednecks with power moves and rest holds. The match shifts to the Good Ol’ Boys’ favor when Haley Buck distracts Lil Henry. Langton tosses Fitzpaine a chair, which he uses to dent the big man’s cranium. Colossus breaks up the pinfall, but just barely. The Good Ol’ Boys have the match firmly in-hand when Lug Phelan leaps through the crowd with a 2x4 in hand. He wallops Langton in the lower back and catches Wooton with a wild swing at the side of his head. Both men drop like rocks. Anselm Briggs slaps some sense back into Lil Henry, who seizes the opportunity to deliver a brutal Double-Handed Choke Bomb to Thimbleby Langton. ___ B.E.E.F. defeated The Good Ol' Boys in 21:31 when Lil Henry defeated Thimbleby Langton by pinfall with a Double-Handed Choke Bomb. 30 / E+ ___ Final results Match 37 / D- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternum Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 Every quarter, Gil Thomas holds an investors meeting for Invincible Pro Wrestling Incorporated in his real estate office on Wilshire Boulevard. Given the risque nature of IPW, the meeting’s attendees are usually limited to Gil Thomas and John Campbell. April’s meeting was no different. The two men sipped Bloody Marys in an empty conference room and watched replays of the past three months of matches. As the final match between B.E.E.F. and The Good Ol’ Boys came to a close, Thomas switched off the television and shook his head. “That was truly awful,” he said. Campbell shrugged helplessly. “Consider it a failed experiment,” he said. “I wanted to see if I could carry an evening without Frantic Ali or Death Row. The answer was pretty conclusive.” “Let’s not do that again. And let’s especially not have two cards per month. We were making a tidy profit until you decided to follow up the Sausage Party with another Meat Grinder,” said Gil. “I don’t think that anyone benefitted from that decision. Us, the talent, and especially not the fans.” “You’re right. I got ahead of myself.” “So what have we learned?” We’ve had a pretty solid opening for a company with challenges. We’ve beaten Grim SoCal three out of four months. Triple A and CZCW are tough competition, but with the success of the Sausage Party, we elbowed our way into second place for the first time this year. I expect that we'll be neck-in-neck with the Angels for the next few months. Our talent roster is pretty shallow. Sayeed and Frantic Ali are our only ring generals/show stoppers. This is unfortunate, but thankfully they have great chemistry when fighting each other. Our main event scene is going to be build on their rivalry for the next few months. The Spoiler is another talented worker, but his ring debut is a few months out. Frantic Ali also has good chemistry with Lil Henry, and Lil Henry has good chemistry with Anselm Briggs. Our only talkers are our managers. Both Anselm Briggs and Haley Buck are gifted on the microphone. Sayeed and Frantic Ali are okay, but I wouldn’t trust them to hold the crowd for too long. They’re better at showcasing their skills in the ring. Nemesis is our other skilled talker, but we don’t want to build the show around him. Again, the Spoiler is a talented mic worker, but it’s too soon to tell how he’s going to shake out. Thankfully we have a deep roster of prospects who have the potential to be great. Hellech, Deadly Deadshot, T-Bone Bright, Babau, and Stanley Axis all have the raw materials to be great. Unfortunately, the crowd hates most of them. Working them up into showmen is going to be a painful process. Our backstage environment is surprisingly upbeat. It’s currently at 73%. We have no negative influences. The Good Ol’ Boys are both very positive influences, and Gil Thomas, Knuckles, Luther Judge, and T-Bone are positive influences. The Night Terrors are strong friends, as are Death Row. Lastly, our war chest is full. We started January with $2.5 million. We’ve lost roughly $20 thousand in our first couple months, but this is due mostly to a declining wrestling industry and some poor booking decisions. As soon as the economy turns around, we should be making a steady profit as we slowly grind GSW to dust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We are APW Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 The Spoiler is a frickin' fantastic gimmick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternum Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 Thanks! A friend of mine was telling me about the Spoiler's run through WCCW in the 1970s, and this gimmick was all I could think about. It's a the perfect heel for a promotion based out of Los Angeles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternum Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/IPW_zps5175f849.jpg INVINCIBLE PRO WRESTLING presents MEAT GRINDER May 18, 2014 An evening of ferocious bloodsport in which three of the hottest teams in Los Angeles square off for guts and glory. Thugs will be thugs! It’s IPW’s monthly Meat Grinder! Frantic Ali vs. Sayeed Cage match for the IPW Championship Sayeed gets another shot at Frantic Ali’s IPW Championship, but this time Death Row is locked out of the action. When these two rivals are trapped in a steel cage, anything can happen. Will the “East Side Assassin” finally overthrow the crown king of West Coast hardcore? Death Row vs. Coulrophobia Tag team match In what’s sure to be a wild match, Shady K and Knuckles face-off against Coulrophobia. Hellech and Pierrot are desperate for a win after losing the IPW Tag Team Championship to The Night Terrors in March, whereas Death Row is curious to find out how many clowns they can stuff into a comically small coffin. Stanley Axis vs. “Outlaw” Wes Revell Singles match Axis has called out Wes Revell, who has failed to follow through on his promise to brand his victims. Will Axis bring the “Outlaw” to justice or will he come home with a chapped ass? The Night Terrors vs. E.T.: Enormous Testicles Tag team match for the IPW Tag Team Championship After claiming contendership at the Sausage Party, T-Bone Bright and E-Soteric are ready to challenge Babau and Moroi for the IPW Tag Team Championship. The Testicles claim to be all sack, but The Night Terrors have a way of making even the most confident challenger shrink in defeat. The Good Ol’ Boys vs. B.E.E.F. Tag team match The Good Ol’ Boys demanded a rematch following their loss to B.E.E.F. at last month’s Meat Grinder, and Haley Buck is determined to see her boys win or die trying. Anselm Brigg promised Lil Henry and BB Colossus an all-they-can-eat pizza party if they put down the rednecks once and for all. Which manager has more at stake? … plus a special appearance by the Spoiler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitarzu Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Frantic Ali vs. Sayeed Cage match for the IPW Championship Death Row vs. Coulrophobia Tag team match Stanley Axis vs. “Outlaw” Wes Revell Singles match The Night Terrors vs. E.T.: Enormous Testicles Tag team match for the IPW Tag Team Championship The Good Ol’ Boys vs. B.E.E.F. Tag team match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Frantic Ali vs. Sayeed Cage match for the IPW Championship Death Row vs. Coulrophobia Tag team match Stanley Axis vs. “Outlaw” Wes Revell Singles match The Night Terrors vs. E.T.: Enormous Testicles Tag team match for the IPW Tag Team Championship The Good Ol’ Boys vs. B.E.E.F. Tag team match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightnick Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Frantic Ali vs. Sayeed Cage match for the IPW Championship Death Row vs. Coulrophobia Tag team match Stanley Axis vs. “Outlaw” Wes Revell Singles match The Night Terrors vs. E.T.: Enormous Testicles Tag team match for the IPW Tag Team Championship The Good Ol’ Boys vs. B.E.E.F. Tag team match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternum Posted November 20, 2014 Author Share Posted November 20, 2014 http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/IPW_zps5175f849.jpg A Slaughterhouse Production MEAT GRINDER May 18, 2014 Tonight’s card opens with The Good Ol’ Boys and B.E.E.F. brawling in the ring. JUDGE: Weeeeeelcome to the Meat Grinder! http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/ThimblebyLangton_zps44f20d76.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/WootonFitzpaine_zps8969bc3e.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/HaleyBuck_zps5d5dff26.jpg http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/LilHenry_zps21c4c2da.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/BBColossus_zps92e5a206.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/AnslemBriggs_zps177b456e.jpg The Good Ol’ Boys w/. Haley Buck vs. B.E.E.F. w/ Anselm Briggs Tag team match This match begins identically to last month’s bout. Lil Henry and Colossus leverage their size against the rednecks, but Wooton and Fitzpaine counter with sheer doggedness. The fight turns into a war of attrition that favors the guerilla brawling tactics of the Good Ol’ Boys. When B.E.E.F. can get a hold of their opponents, it is devastating, but the rednecks’ constant barrage of quick strikes and kicks wears them down. The big men simply don’t have the stamina to keep up. The match is sealed when Haley Buck clocks Colossus with a cast-iron skillet. Where it came from is a mystery, but its effects are blatantly obvious: the super heavyweight goes down like a falling tree. ___ The Good Ol' Boys defeated B.E.E.F. in 14:29 when Thimbleby Langton defeated BB Colossus by pinfall with a Ho Down. 31 / E+ As Anselm collects his fallen soldiers and leads them backstage, Haley Buck snatches a microphone from the announcers’ table and spews venom at the crowd. BUCK: That’s what good country cookin’ will give you. Stamina an’ fortitude! WOOTON: You fatties need to lay off the fast food. FITZPAINE: It’s bad for yer heart! The Good Ol’ Boys chuckle ominously. Lil Henry and Colossus stumble out of the arena. BUCK: Speakin’ of heart, there’s one sumbitch here in IPW that has got the heart of a belly-crawlin’ toad. Lug Phelan! The crowd cheers for the street fighter, which provokes an ugly sneer from Haley. BUCK: For two weeks now, he’s been bushwakin’ my boys an’ running off before we can administer some country justice. We’ve seen a lotta revoltin’ things growing up in the country, but nothin’ as yellow-bellied as this! Wooton grabs the microphone away. WOOTON: Lug Phelan is a coward an’ we’re a callin’ him out! FITZPAINE: Find yerself a partner, boy, because we’ll be expectin’ you at next month’s ho down! Be prepared to dance! ___ Haley and the Good Ol’ Boys call Lug a coward! 23 / E- JUDGE: Lug Phelan is a loner. Does he even have a friend that’d want to team up with him against the Good Ol’ Boys? MOSES: We’ll find out next month. Maybe he should pick up a copy of “How to Make Friends and Influence People.” http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Nemisis_ager_zpsa57aac15.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/ShadyK_zpsa073c948.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Knuckles_zps8843b1f7.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/SayeedAli_zpseffd84d3.jpg The Meat-o-Tron switches scenes while the Good Ol’ Boys leave the ring. The East Koast Slayahs are chatting backstage. John “Nemesis” Campbell steps out of his office and interrupts their conversation. NEMESIS: Gentlemen, got a minute? KNUCKLES: Sure, chief. Whattcha want? Campbell leans in close and smiles ominously. NEMESIS: Here’s the deal. I brought you into IPW to work as gladiators, and although I appreciate your loyalty to each other, I’m getting tired of you jumping into each other’s matches. SHADY K: We gotta watch each other’s backs here, Nemesis. We’re in enemy territory! All the cats in the locker room have targets on our backs. NEMESIS: I hear you, which is why I’ve let things go as long as they have, but it’s time to prove to the fans that each of you can stand alone. Y’know what I’m saying? SAYEED: What you’re saying is that the L.A. fans don’t respect us. KNUCKLES: Whatta we care about respect? SHADY K: Yeah, dog. The peeps’ll respect us when we beat their champions an’ take their belts. No one cares about how we do it! Nemesis’s silences the trio with an icy glare. NEMESIS: Tonight I’m putting Sayeed and Frantic Ali in a cage, and although I’d think that this would be common sense for a pair of ex-convicts, but I want Death Row to stay out of it. Campbell stomps off, leaving the East Koast Slayahs shaking their heads in disbelief. ___ Nemesis gives the East Koast Slayahs a stern warning. 51 / D+ http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Babau_zps8bafc008.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Moroi_zpscb741869.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/E-Soteric_zpsbdd711d0.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/T-BoneBright_zps93517e84.jpg The Night Terrors vs. E.T.: Enormous Testicles Tag team match for the IPW Tag Team Championship T-Bone Bright attempts to square off with Babau, but the wily luchadore slides through his legs and sends him sprawling with a spinning heel kick to the back of the head. Bright gets caught up in the ropes and suffers ten swift kicks to the ribs before the referee breaks the two men apart. E-Soteric tags in and catches Babau with a brutal lariat. Things swing into the Testicles’ favor until Moroi hits E-Soteric with a low blow. Babau locks in the Sleep Paralysis and puts an end to this awful match. ___ The Night Terrors defeated E.T.: Enormous Testicles in 8:36 when Babau defeated E-Soteric by pinfall with a Sleep Paralysis. 36 / D- MOSES: With a name like Enormous Testicles, you’re giving away your weakness to the opponent. JUDGE: I don’t think that it’s meant to be taken literally. And isn’t that everyone’s weakness? MOSES: How would you know? Been lurking in the locker room? JUDGE: No, but... http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/TheSpoiler_zps22c13b8b.jpg “Spoiler Alert” by MC Frontalot cuts off Luther Judge in mid-sentence. The Spoiler shimmies down the ring. He prances around the ring and grabs a microphone from Jeffery Davis. SPOILER: Hey, guys! If you didn’t catch last month’s Meat Grinder, you missed out on my debut. Let me spoil it for you... it went really, really well! JUDGE: I’m not sure if this guy actually works here or not. SPOILER: There’s been some talk in Hollywood lately about some jerk that crashes wrestling shows and spoils the endings of the latest blockbuster movies. I, for one, am OUTRAGED! The crowd boos. SPOILER: I know! It’s OUTRAGEOUS! MOSES: Here it comes…. SPOILER: Do you know what else is outrageous? That after all that misdirection in Star Trek: Into Darkness, it turned out that John Harrison was Khan the whole time! What an unexpected twist! JUDGE: Dammit! That was in my Netflix queue! SPOILER: And wait until I tell you about the new Expendables movie. Arnold Schwarzenegger shows up and… A trio of bouncers from the bar storm down the aisle. The Spoiler decides to make a quick exit. SPOILER: … I’ll save that one for next month. Spoiler: I’ll be back! The Spoiler leaps over the steel barricade and into the crowd. He deftly makes his way to a fire exit and escapes into the back alley before the security guards can lay their hands on him. ___ The Spoiler ruins the ending of several Hollywood films. 59 / C http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/OutlawWesRevell_zpse42181fd.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/StanleyAxis_zps2e094412.jpg Wes Revell vs. Stanley Axis Singles match Wes Revell comes to the ring wielding his branding iron, which he plans to use on Stanley Axis. Axis doesn’t seem very intimidated as he lays into Revell with a series of hard chops. It’s a surprisingly one-sided affair with Axis still high after his decent performance against Sayeed last week. Revell never gets much of an offense. Desperate to make his move, Revell attempt to brain Axis with his branding iron, but before he can use it he gets caught in the jaw with a wild punch. The cowboy reels, and Stanley hits him with his finisher for the win. ___ Stanley Axis defeated Wes Revell in 8:07 by pinfall with a Spinning Fallaway Slam. 21 / E- The crowd jeers Revell down the aisle. As he’s about the leave the arena, Death Row storms out from backstage. They push the cowboy off the ramp and roll into the ring for their match against Coulrophobia. Sayeed stays backstage. http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/ShadyK_zpsa073c948.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Knuckles_zps8843b1f7.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Hellech_zps9a7a893c.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Pierrot_zps8bbc83db.jpg Death Row vs. Coulrophobia Tag team match Knuckles and Shady K are brawlers by nature and make it their game plan to keep the high-flying clowns grounded for most of the match. This strategy is simple, but effective. Hellech and Pierrot get a few dropkicks and sentons in here and there, but Knuckles and Shady K pressure them with forearm blows and body shots that leave them gasping for air. Things go south for Coulrophobia when Knuckles throws Pierrot into the crowd from the top turnbuckle. Hellech finds himself alone in the ring with both members of Death Row and his reward is a Death Sentence. ___ Death Row defeated Coulrophobia in 14:44 when Shady K defeated Hellech by pinfall with a Death Sentence. 43 / D Death Row mocks the clowns for a moment before disappearing backstage. MOSES: That was a helluva match! JUDGE: Death Row is looking dangerous tonight as they dispose of the former tag team champions. MOSES: With both the Testicles and Coulrophobia suffering losses tonight, I can’t help but think that Death Row are destined to face the Night Terrors as the new number one contenders for the tag team championship! Eight local handymen quickly assemble four lengths of chain-link fence into a makeshift cage around the wrestling ring. They fasten it together with lengths of industrial chain and referee Jeffery Davis inspects it before declaring it legal. JUDGE: And now we’re ready for the main event! “Protect Ya Neck” by the Wu Tang Clan thunders through the arena. Sayeed appears at the top of the ramp and glares at the crowd with an intensity that borders on hatred. He enters the cage and hunches down in the corner. MOSES: Sayeed is looking for a little redemption tonight after his near-win against Frantic Ali at the Sausage Party. Frantic Ali and Cindy enter the arena to the shouts of the crowd. The IPW Championship is draped over his shoulder. He looks confident as he circles the cage. Cindy takes the belt and he enters the ring. Jeffery Davis enters the ring and locks the door. JUDGE: This is an ol’ school cage match. Gotta win by pinfall or submission! http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/FranticAli_zps71e53d2e.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/Cindy_zpsa9020254.jpghttp://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/SayeedAli_zpseffd84d3.jpg Frantic Ali w/. Cindy vs. Sayeed Singles match for the IPW Championship The match starts slowly as both men eye each other for potential weaknesses. Following the first few initial feints, the fight erupts into an explosive display of violence. Sayeed throws Ali into the chain link cage again and again until both men are exhausted and covered in blood. Ali rallies and hip tosses Sayeed into the ring post, which stuns the challenger. He goes for an early pin, but Sayeed kicks out. At the twenty-minute mark, Death Row strolls out from backstage. The crowd is livid. They throw several steel chairs into the cage. Sayeed prepares to bludgeon Ali over the head, but Cindy climbs up onto the side of the cage to distract him. Ali seizes the opportunity to kick the challenger in the solar plexus before nailing him with a Death Valley Driver onto a steel chair. The crowd goes ape as Jeffery Davis counts to three! ___ Frantic Ali defeated Sayeed in a Cage match in 28:16 by pinfall with a Death Valley Driver. Frantic Ali makes defence number 2 of his IPW Championship title. 64 / C JUDGE: He did it! Frantic Ali defended his title against Sayeed! MOSES: Yeah, he may have won the match, but I don’t think he’s gonna win the war! Knuckles and Shady K are livid. They quickly climb the cage while Frantic Ali regains his senses. JUDGE: Damn! Death Row leaps down into the ring and start laying boots onto the champion. Sayeed stumbles to his feet and joins the party with a steel chair. Cindy is hysterical. MOSES: This is just bad sportsmanship! JUDGE: Welcome to IPW! Frantic Ali is bleeding heavily as Knuckles, Shady K, and Sayeed raise their chairs over their heads. In unison, they bring their weapons down on Ali’s head. He’s knocked out! JUDGE: Cut the feed! Cut the feed! The screen goes to static. ___ East Koast Slayahs beat Ali senseless! 33 / E+ CARD: 56 / C- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternum Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 <p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah309/sternum1/IPW_zps5175f849.jpg</span><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>INVINCIBLE PRO WRESTLING</strong></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> presents</div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-size:24px;">MEAT GRINDER</span></strong></div></div></div></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> June 22, 2014</div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> The Meat Grinder is back! Get ready for an evening of bone-crunching thrills as the boys from IPW prepare for next month's mega-card: Meat Counter Encounter!</div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Shady K vs. Knuckles w/ special guest referee Sayeed</strong></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Singles match for contendership for the IPW Championship</em></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> After their interference in last month's match between Sayeed and reigning champion Frantic Ali, Nemesis decided to administer some old school, Mesopotamian justice by pitting the boys from Death Row against each other. Can their friendship withstand the ecstasy of gold?</div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Lug Phalen vs. The Good Ol' Boys w/ Haley Buck</strong></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Handicap match</em></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Wooton and Fitzpaine challenged Lug to a tag team match last month, but IPW's resident Irishman hasn't made many friends during his lengthy IPW Californian Championship reign. Can the one-man streetfight hold his own against the redneck inferno?</div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>T-Bone Bright vs. Deadly Deadshot</strong></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Singles match</em></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Following Enormous Testicles' loss against the Night Terrors last month, T-Bone finds himself feeling sore in all the wrong places. Will he work out his frustrations on Deadshot? Or will the masked assassin make a target out of T-Bone's... mush?</div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>The Night Terrors w/ Phobos vs. The Axis of Awesome w/ Ray Snow</strong></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Six-man tag team match</em></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> The Night Terrors have dismantled every team thrown at them so far, and with the addition of Phobos to their team, the champions appear unstoppable. The Axis of Awesome is determined to knock the masked menaces off their pedestal with the help of Ray Snow. </div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>The Spoiler vs. BB Colossus</strong></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Singles match</em></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> The Spoiler's smarmy commentary landed him in hot water with the IPW management, which is why he finds himself in the ring with the 350 lb behemoth known as BB Colossus. Can his quick wits and loud mouth get him through this encounter, or will the Spoiler be spoiled forever?</div></div></div> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightnick Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 <p>Shady K vs. <strong>Knuckles</strong> w/ special guest referee Sayeed</p><p> Singles match for contendership for the IPW Championship</p><p> After their interference in last month's match between Sayeed and reigning champion Frantic Ali, Nemesis decided to administer some old school, Mesopotamian justice by pitting the boys from Death Row against each other. Can their friendship withstand the ecstasy of gold?</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Lug Phalen</strong> vs. The Good Ol' Boys w/ Haley Buck</p><p> Handicap match</p><p> Wooton and Fitzpaine challenged Lug to a tag team match last month, but IPW's resident Irishman hasn't made many friends during his lengthy IPW Californian Championship reign. Can the one-man streetfight hold his own against the redneck inferno?</p><p> </p><p> <strong>T-Bone Bright</strong> vs. Deadly Deadshot</p><p> Singles match</p><p> Following Enormous Testicles' loss against the Night Terrors last month, T-Bone finds himself feeling sore in all the wrong places. Will he work out his frustrations on Deadshot? Or will the masked assassin make a target out of T-Bone's... mush?</p><p> </p><p> <strong>The Night Terrors w/ Phobos</strong> vs. The Axis of Awesome w/ Ray Snow</p><p> Six-man tag team match</p><p> The Night Terrors have dismantled every team thrown at them so far, and with the addition of Phobos to their team, the champions appear unstoppable. The Axis of Awesome is determined to knock the masked menaces off their pedestal with the help of Ray Snow. </p><p> </p><p> The Spoiler vs. <strong>BB Colossus</strong></p><p> Singles match</p><p> The Spoiler's smarmy commentary landed him in hot water with the IPW management, which is why he finds himself in the ring with the 350 lb behemoth known as BB Colossus. Can his quick wits and loud mouth get him through this encounter, or will the Spoiler be spoiled forever?</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitarzu Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Shady K vs. Knuckles w/ special guest referee Sayeed Singles match for contendership for the IPW Championship Lug Phelan vs. The Good Ol' Boys w/ Haley Buck Handicap match T-Bone Bright vs. Deadly Deadshot Singles match The Night Terrors w/ Phobos vs. The Axis of Awesome w/ Ray Snow Six-man tag team match The Spoiler vs. BB Colossus Singles match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJay2003 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 <p>Shady K <strong>vs.</strong> Knuckles w/ special guest referee Sayeed</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Lug Phalen</strong> vs. The Good Ol' Boys w/ Haley Buck</p><p> Handicap match</p><p> </p><p> <strong>T-Bone Bright</strong> vs. Deadly Deadshot</p><p> </p><p> <strong>The Night Terrors w/ Phobos</strong> vs. The Axis of Awesome w/ Ray Snow</p><p> </p><p> <strong>The Spoiler</strong> vs. BB Colossus</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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