Pro Wrestling WILD: It's As Bad As It Seems

[Jingo]

Australia - Check.

Some of my favorite Aussie workers - Check... I'm in.

 

Simon McBain vs Surfer Dude Lucas

FUYUHIKO vs Joe Zucco

East Coast Panther vs Nighthawk

Fuzzy Freeman & Lee Baws vs Lorenzo Oliverio & Michel Bernard

I will not pick against Fuzzy!

Blaze Maximum vs Toasty Bonnar

Bob Shrunkle vs Trehawke Phillips

 

WILD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Big Daddy Horne © vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

[Big Roguey]

 

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WILD Cum On Feel The Noize

Alternate Title: WILD We're Not Dead, Only Sleeping!

Held at Trance Records, Adelaide!

Attendance - 43

 

 

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Simon McBain w/Toasty Bonnar vs Surfer Dude Lucas

 

In a solid opening bout, Simon McBain took on his arch-enemy - McBain’s words - Surfer Dude Lucas. A back and forth encounter ensued where both men looked like they could walk away with the win. In the end, McBain’s partner in crime Toasty Bonna was the key factor as he distracted Lucas and allowed McBain to roll him up for the three count!

 

Simon McBain defeated Surfer Dude Lucas in 6:29 by pinfall. During the match we also had Toasty Bonnar distract Lucas.

Rating: 14

 

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FUYUHIKO vs Joe Zucco

 

A match made after last month’s show, Joe Zucco seemed wary about facing off with the ninja stealthiness of FUYUHIKO after disrespecting him last month. Staying away from FUYUHIKO in the early stages of the match, Zucco looked almost scared to engage. A sucker punch changed the course however and Zucco turned into a rabid animal. Barely giving FUYUHIKO a moment, Zucco finished the match with the Winterlude (Pumphandle Slam).

 

Joe Zucco defeated FUYUHIKO in 8:29 by pinfall with a Winterlude.

Rating: 16

 

 

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East Coast Panther vs Nighthawk

 

A horrible match, even by WILD standards, both men looked out of place and out of their depth. Barely connecting with a move between them, the match mercifully ended after a very sloppy looking 720 Degree Splash by East Coast Panther.

 

East Coast Panther defeated Nighthawk in 7:57 by pinfall with a 720 Degree Splash.

Rating: 7

 

 

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Fuzzy Bawes (Fuzzy Freeman & Lee Bawes) vs Bernard & Oliverio

 

Bernard & Oliverio mocked their opponents as they made their way out to the ring. This immediately proved to be a bad decision as Lee Bawes grabbed both of them and suplexed them hard. For three minutes. Non stop. Catching a break at the 14th suplex, Bernard kicked and ran to the outside, allowing Oliverio a chance to overpower the Supreme Sultan of The Suplex and slam him to the mat. Taking a bit too long in posing, Oliverio never noticed Bawes tagging out to Fuzzy Freeman who dropkicked the preening Oliverio into the ropes. Catching him on the rebound with a Reverse DDT, a three count was academic, Bernard getting into the ring a fraction too late to break up the count.

 

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Post-match Bernard looked very unamused at Oliverio for losing the match in such a quick fashion.

 

Lee Bawes and Fuzzy Freeman defeated Bernard & Oliverio in 8:21 when Fuzzy Freeman defeated Lorenzo Oliverio by pinfall with a Reverse DDT.

Rating: 18

 

 

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Blaze Maximum vs Toasty Bonnar

 

In a change of pace from his normal attitude, Blaze Maximum was a man possessed and it showed. Methodically picking apart Toasty Bonnar, it was an eight minute torture session held by Blaze. Using a barrage of strikes, slams and other maneuvers, Blaze showed a side of untapped aggression that ultimately led to a victory after he spiked Toasty onto the very top of his head with the Maximum Overdrive.

 

Blaze Maximum defeated Toasty Bonnar in 8:11 by pinfall with a Maximum Overdrive.

Rating: 24

 

 

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Bob Shrunkle w/Pete Moriartyvs Trehawke Phillips

 

Shrunkle & Phillips gave no middle ground in this clash. Both men went at it hammer and tong, using the entire arena to their disposal. Phillips almost won it in six minutes after a wicked Flying Clothesline that would have gotten a three count if not for Pete Moriarty distracting referee Wels Farmer. Undettered by this, Phillips kept on the attack and pulled out the victory after locking a Sleeper Hold on Shrunkle. Moriarty - rather quickly - submitted on behalf of his client, awarding the match to Phillips.

 

Trehawke Phillips defeated Bob Shrunkle in 11:57 by submission with a Sleeper Hold.

Rating: 25

 

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Trehawke Phillips is celebrating in the ring when the reason for the quick win comes clear. Bob Shrunkle looks angry, and jumps Trehawke from behind, beating him down before leaving with Moriarty to the sounds of jeers from the WILD audience.

 

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WILD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT

 

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BIG DADDY HORNE © vs WHIRLWIND LEE WILKES

 

In his first championship match, Big Daddy Horne faced off against a man he was familiar with in WILD, Whirlwind Lee Wilkes. A slow encounter to start off with, the champion stayed on the back foot and used his size advantage to stop any attempts at chain wrestling from the unpredictable challenger. Taking control of the match, Horne used his power to stop Wilkes from putting up too much of a fight, although Wilkes almost got the win after taking Horne down to one knee and striking with a running knee strike to the temple. Horne, enraged by this, went into some sort of Hulk mode. Smashing Wilkes with reckless abandon, a charging tackle and splash combination was enough to put Wilkes down for the count.

 

Big Daddy Horne defeated Whirlwind Lee Wilkes in 12:26 by pinfall with a Sidewalk Slam. Big Daddy Horne makes defence number 1 of his WILD Heavyweight title.

Rating: 27

 

Final Show Rating: 23!

[Big Roguey]

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"I'll tell you something Tiny. That show felt it took forever. Tell the boys next time to look alive. Looked like shambling corpses out there".

 

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"Bob, the show took the same amount of time as the other shows. You're just overthinking things."

 

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"TINY! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT QUESTIONING ME?!"

 

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"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!"

 

The Crash Report

 

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Victim: FUYUHIKO

Crime: Moved Big Daddy Horne's personal belongings...amongst others.

Current Location: On the floor, in the fetal position.

 

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"uuuuuuuurgh :("

 

A few of the boys had put him down. Horne seemed legitimately upset that it had come to this. David Avatar pulled his seemingly trusted confidant Joe Zucco out of the mod for an explanation.

 

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"Joe, what happened?"

 

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"Dave Dave Dave. Kid thought he wanted to be a bit of a joker. Swiped our stuff and shifted it about. I ended up with half a sandwich [Horne], an industry strength tub of baby oil [Lorenzo Oliverio] and eh, oh yeah, one Australian dollar [Could be anybody]. Edward caught him in the act."

 

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Edward Daicos fled from Trance Records at the mention of his name.

 

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"And Fuyuhiko ended up in the fetal postion because....."

 

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"We have a code of honour Dave. We can't break it. Sorry. Feel free to boot the bugger on your way out".

 

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David Avatar stood in a mixture of shock and amazement as Zucco left. A man who after the first show told him he was "living the gimmick" now was leading the charge against an actual thief. David Avatar grabbed his bag and walked out of Trance Records. He did not kick Fuyuhiko but he did not help him up either.

 

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"ooooooooooooooooooow :("

[Big Roguey]

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WILD Madhouse 2014

Held at Trance Records

Attendance - 35

 

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East Coast Panther & Nighthawk vs Michel Bernard & Lorenzo Oliverio vs Joe Zucco & ???

 

In a first for WILD, three teams faced off in our opener. East Coast Panther & Nighthawk made their way out first, playing to the crowd and slapping all the hands of the fans. Bernard & Oliverio made their way out next, holding back from getting into the ring in a show of typical European cowardice. Joe Zucco was out, curiously on his own. Taunting the fan favourites in the ring from the outside, Panther & Nighthawk never noticed a new face to WILD sliding into the ring behind them and taking them down with a big double clothesline.

 

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Bernard & Oliverio were the first team eliminated, retreating to the back after both Zucco & Lee and Panther & Nighthawk turned their attentions to them. With Bernard & Oliverio out of the way, the remaining two teams went back & forth in tag action with numerous close falls between the team. Zucco & Lee stole the win though after Lee pulled Zucco out of the way from a 720 Splash by East Coast Panther. Lee then tackled Nighthawk, leaving Zucco open to hit Panther with his Winterlude for the win.

 

Joe Zucco and Demarcus Lee defeated East Coast Panther and Nighthawk and Bernard & Oliverio in 8:14; the order of elimination was Bernard & Oliverio first, and then East Coast Panther and Nighthawk.

Rating: 12

 

 

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FUYUHIKO vs ???

 

The half ninja FUYUHIKO made his way out with no clue as to who he would be facing in this next contest. A big mountain of a man made his way out to the ring, dripping with sheer intensity and malicious intent as he stalked his way out to the ring.

 

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Introduced as Adrian McGhee, the match was an utter showcase for McGhee’s power. Throwing FUYUHIKO around like he was nothing, McGhee hit FUYUHIKO with a vast range of slams and throws before finishing it with a wicked spin-out fireman’s carry facebuster for the win.

 

Adrian McGhee defeated FUYUHIKO in 5:44 by pinfall.

Rating: 16

 

 

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Surfer Suplex Parade (Lee Bawes & Surfer Dude Lucas) vs The Goths (Simon McBain & Toasty Bonnar)

 

In our second tag contest of the night, Lee Bawes & Surfer Dude Lucas teamed up to face Lucas’ near permanent antagonists Simon McBain & Toasty Bonnar. Taking the fight right to them, Bawes & Lucas looked more than determined to put the goths to rest. Bawes was the star of the match, suplexing both his opponents around the ring with the greatest of ease.

 

The match ended- mercifully in the case of McBain & Bonnar - after Bawes suplexed Bonnar onto Lucas’ shoulders [A basic vertical suplex but instead of landing on the mat, Bonnar lands on Lucas’ shoulders in a torture rack position], allowing Lucas to spin out “The Dreadlock Warrior” into Lucas’ patented Spinning Angled Slam.

 

Surfer Suplex Parade defeated Simon McBain and Toasty Bonnar in 7:51 when Surfer Dude Lucas defeated Toasty Bonnar by pinfall with a Spinning Angled Slam.

Rating 16

 

 

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Fuzzy Freeman vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

 

Two best friends faced off here in what turned out to be a friendly yet competitive match. Shaking hands in the ring, after Fuzzy remembered where he was, the two competed in a match of the night candidate which saw both men struggle to get the lead in the match.

 

A rare high risk manoeuvre from Whirlwind Lee Wilkes cost him the match however. A failed moonsault attempt allowed Fuzzy Freeman to rush to the top rope, delivering an Ultra Melon Bomber (top rope senton) which netted a two count, the follow-up Reverse DDT putting down Wilkes for the three count.

 

Fuzzy Freeman defeated Whirlwind Lee Wilkes in 12:14 by pinfall with a Reverse DDT.

Rating: 23

 

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Blaze Maximum vs Bob Shrunkle

 

With both men looking to prove themselves as worthy contenders to Big Daddy Horne’s WILD Heavyweight championship, the semi-main event has a hard hitting affair. Shrunkle controlled the early goings, using his massive weight advantage to keep Maximum grounded. Maximum tapped into the support of the crowd however and fought his way back into the match.

 

A distraction by Pete Moriarty almost won Shrunkle the match but Referee Edward Daicos turned around just as Shrunkle prepared to hit Maximum with a chair Moriarty snuck into the ring. Taking Shrunkle’s chair away from him, Daicos allowed Maximum to hit Shrunkle with a cheeky low blow before ascending to the top rope to fly off with a Top Rope Elbow Drop for the win. Moriarty tried pleading his case to Daicos but Maximum frightened him off before soaking in the cheers of the 35 strong crowd.

 

Blaze Maximum defeated Bob Shrunkle in 8:26 by pinfall with a Maximum Overdrive.

Rating: 26

 

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WILD Heavyweight Championship Match

 

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Big Daddy Horne © vs Trehawke Phillips

 

The main event of the show saw Big Daddy Horne make his second defence of the WILD Heavyweight championship against fellow APW alumni Trehawke Phillips. Starting the match off with a sneer, Horne tried to take control of the match several times only to be stopped by Phillips at every avenue. Phillips looked like the man who would take the gold from Big Daddy Horne, locking in the Sleeper Hold…

 

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...and stopping when Pete Moriarty made his way down to the ring. Distracted by the presence of one of the two major antagonists in his WILD career, Trehawke let Horne out of the Sleeper Hold to go and shoo Moriarty away. Having achieved this, he re-entered the ring only to be put on his back with Horne’s signature Sidewalk Slam - Moriarty smiling as the three count sounded around the Trance Records hall.

 

Big Daddy Horne defeated Trehawke Phillips in 12:10 by pinfall with a Sidewalk Slam. During the match we also had Pete Moriarty distract Trehawke. Big Daddy Horne makes defence number 2 of his WILD Heavyweight title.

Rating: 25

 

Final Show Rating: 22!

[Big Roguey]

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WILD Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

 

Following on from the aptly named WILD Madhouse, WILD are back at Trance Records for our May outing!

 

Triumphant champion Big Daddy Horne goes face to face with the eccentric but not to be overlooked #1 Contender Fuzzy Freeman!

 

Trehawke Phillips and Bob Shrunkle clash in six man tag team action, Phillips joined by Surfer Dude Lucas & Lee Bawes whilst Shrunkle has enlisted the nefarious duo of Joe Zucco & Demarcus Lee!

 

Also in action, Blaze Maximum takes on Lorenzo Oliverio and Whirlwind Lee Wilkes faces Simon McBain! All of this and more for just $10!

 

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"Bob, you can't just declare you hate an employee in some paper, is this even a real paper?!"

 

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"Last I checked Tiny, I'm the boss around here. First off, that is a real paper. My uncle Jared owns it. Secondly, I want Panther gone after this show. Stupid tiny panther man, thinking he's more athletic than me. I'll show him!"

 

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"Eh, what was that last part boss?"

 

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"What last part? You're hearing things Tiny, don't you have one of your 'meetings' to go to?"

 

Shrunkle had a point, David Avatar did have an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting to go to. The two went their separate ways, each man grumbling about the other's points.

 

WILD Welcome Home (Sanitarium) Match Card

Adrian McGhee vs East Coast Panther

Blaze Maximum vs Lorenzo Oliverio

Michel Bernard vs Nighthawk

FUYUHIKO vs Toasty Bonnar

Simon McBain vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

Team Bob Shrunkle (Bob Shrunkle, Demarcus Lee, Joe Zucco) vs Team Trehawke Phillips (Trehawke Phillips, Lee Bawes, Surfer Dude Lucas)

WILD Heavyweight Championship Match

Big Daddy Horne © vs Fuzzy Freeman

 

Feel free to leave thoughts/comments/queries as to why it's taken me like six months to get to posting this.

[Voeltzwagon]

Six months? Time travel is a helluva drug

[Big Roguey]

Six months? Time travel is a helluva drug

 

Aye, six months and four days since Fuzzy Freeman became #1 contender.

 

To be fair, to him it's only felt like a week.

[Midnightnick]

Adrian McGhee vs East Coast Panther

Blaze Maximum vs Lorenzo Oliverio

Michel Bernard vs Nighthawk

FUYUHIKO vs Toasty Bonnar

Simon McBain vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

Team Bob Shrunkle (Bob Shrunkle, Demarcus Lee, Joe Zucco) vs Team Trehawke Phillips (Trehawke Phillips, Lee Bawes, Surfer Dude Lucas)

WILD Heavyweight Championship Match

Big Daddy Horne © vs Fuzzy Freeman

[KnowYourEnemy]

WILD Welcome Home (Sanitarium) Match Card

Adrian McGhee vs East Coast Panther

Blaze Maximum vs Lorenzo Oliverio

Michel Bernard vs Nighthawk

FUYUHIKO vs Toasty Bonnar

Simon McBain vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

Team Bob Shrunkle (Bob Shrunkle, Demarcus Lee, Joe Zucco) vs Team Trehawke Phillips (Trehawke Phillips, Lee Bawes, Surfer Dude Lucas)

WILD Heavyweight Championship Match

Big Daddy Horne © vs Fuzzy Freeman

[Kitarzu]

Adrian McGhee vs East Coast Panther

 

Blaze Maximum vs Lorenzo Oliverio

 

Michel Bernard vs Nighthawk

 

FUYUHIKO vs Toasty Bonnar

 

Simon McBain vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

 

Team Bob Shrunkle (Bob Shrunkle, Demarcus Lee, Joe Zucco) vs Team Trehawke Phillips (Trehawke Phillips, Lee Bawes, Surfer Dude Lucas)

 

WILD Heavyweight Championship Match

 

Big Daddy Horne © vs Fuzzy Freeman

[Big Roguey]

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WILD Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

Held at Trance Records, Adelaide

Attendance: 45

 

 

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Adrian McGhee

vs

East Coast Panther

 

The only word to describe this was brutal. Adrian McGhee ambushed East Coast Panther during his entrance and spent the entire time of the match just beating him down, picking him up and then beating him down some more. The end thankfully came when McGhee had had enough of toying with his prey, McGhee planting Panther with the same spin-out fireman’s carry facebuster that he defeated FUYUHIKO with the previous month.

 

Adrian McGhee defeated East Coast Panther in 4:57 by pinfall.

Rating: 10

 

Not finished though, McGhee decided to assert his dominance over his smaller foe by picking him up after the three count and delivering another fireman’s carry facebuster in the ring before dragging Panther’s near lifeless corpse to the outside and delivering yet another onto the floor of Trance Records. The babyfaces of WILD came out to prevent further damage, Surfer Dude Lucas stepping out in front of McGhee allowing the rest of the babyfaces to carry East Coast Panther out of Trance Records.

 

 

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Blaze Maximum

vs

Lorenzo Oliverio w/Michel Bernard

 

Lorenzo tried his usual stalling tactic before getting to the ring only to be met by a rabid Blaze Maximum who, to the delight of the 45 in attendance, dragged him to the ring to start the contest off. Lorenzo deployed a wealth of cheap moves to try and throw Blaze off of his game with an eye poke here or attempting to get Bernard to distract Wels Farmer.

 

Blaze fought through the distractions however and eventually put Lorenzo away with the Maximum Overdrive (Hero’s Welcome), placing one foot on Lorenzo for the cover and making the universal sign that he wants a title match.

 

Blaze Maximum defeated Lorenzo Oliverio in 8:30 by pinfall with a Maximum Overdrive.

Rating: 26

 

 

 

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Michel Bernard

vs

Nighthawk

 

Bernard was more clinical that his partner. Staring down Nighthawk as the charismatic ball of energy made his way into the ring, Bernard was all over Nighthawk from the start. Calculated strike after calculated strike, Bernard kept his opponent at bay with ease.

 

A rare miscalculation saw Nighthawk on the advantage which turned out to be his downfall. Running at Bernard with full speed, Bernard’s judo training saw him grab Nighthawk and lock in his Cross Armlock, wrenching back on the arm with pure viciousness in his eyes as Nighthawk soon tapped out.

 

In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Michel Bernard defeated Nighthawk in 7:43 by submission with a Cross Armlock.

Rating: 14

 

 

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FUYUHIKO

vs

Toasty Bonnar

 

FUYUHIKO looked eager to start, this match another chance for FUYUHIKO to get his first win in WILD. Toasty Bonnar and his partner in crime Simon McBain sulked out looking ever so sad. Toasty actually refused to grapple with FUYUHIKO, angering the half ninja to the point where he stopped trying to wrestle and just kicked Toasty.

 

This seemed to snap Toasty out of his funk and he erupted in a flurry of forearms ending with a big dropkick that rocked FUYUHIKO. Throwing a wild superkick that caught FUYUHIKO on the chin and knocked him down, Toasty almost had the three count with the subsequent pin. With the dazed ninja unable to get out, Toasty unleashed the Sky Toaster Press (Sky Twister Press), slamming down on FUYUHIKO with Toasty’s knee in particular bloodying the nose of his opponent, the three count was academic.

 

In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Toasty Bonnar defeated FUYUHIKO in 8:09 by pinfall with a Sky Toaster Press.

Rating: 13

 

 

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Simon McBain

vs

Whirlwind Lee WIlkes

 

Simon was left alone at ringside as FUYUHIKO chased Toasty to the back, Whirlwind looking on bemused as he made his entrance. Simon tried to give Whirlwind the match by lying down but the offer was refused, Whirlwind saying he came here for a fight and that’s what he was getting. Immediately controlling the pace of the match, Whirlwind never really gave Simon a chance to make a move. A headlock nearly won the match for Whirlwind again but Simon got to the ropes in time.

 

Instead it would be a normal DDT that put Simon away for the three count. After the match was won, Whirlwind declared his intent to challenge Big Daddy Horne for the championship next month!

 

In an extremely poor match, Whirlwind Lee Wilkes defeated Simon McBain in 7:37 by pinfall.

Rating: 18

 

Whirlwind’s challenge brought out Blaze Maximum. After a back and forth where they argued about whether they should be the sole challenger - including an inconclusive best of three series of rock, paper, scissors - the two decided to both challenge the champion next month!

 

 

 

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Team Phillips

vs

Team Shrunkle

 

An all out brawl that lasted followed the relatively tame encounter between Whirlwind & Simon McBain. Not even starting in the ring, the six men found themselves in a venue wide brawl from the start. Bob Shrunkle was the muscle for his team, keeping Surfer Dude Lucas occupied whilst his team mates had to deal with Trehawke and Bawes. Bawes suplexed Demarcus Lee from entrance to exit before leaving Demarcus in a heap and almost doing the same to Zucco before Shrunkle intervened.

 

Demarcus being taken out proved to be the decider as Shrunkle quickly found himself in a 2 on 1 with Lucas & Bawes, the pair keeping Shrunkle at bay long enough for Trehawke to lock Zucco in a tight Sleeper Hold to give his team the win.

 

In an extremely poor match, Trehawke Phillips, Surfer Dude Lucas and Lee Bawes defeated Bob Shrunkle, Demarcus Lee and Joe Zucco in 7:38 when Trehawke Phillips defeated Joe Zucco by submission with a Sleeper Hold.

Rating: 18

Lee Bawes Suplex Count: 15

 

 

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WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

 

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Big Daddy Horne

vs

Fuzzy Freeman

 

The main event of the night saw crowd favourite Fuzzy Freeman in a more focused mood than normal as he seemed to understand the opportunity that he had been given. Big Daddy Horne did his best to keep the faster Fuzzy at bay but Fuzzy employed hit and run tactics to great advantage, almost stealing the win with a Melon Bomber Senton after knocking Horne off of his feet.

 

Horne soon muscled his way into the advantage, using his considerable weight advantage to act as a dead weight anytime Fuzzy attempted any sort of slam or suplex. Clubbing Fuzzy with blows, Horne broke him down enough that a Sidewalk Slam and cover by Horne was enough for the champion to retain his belt for another month.

 

Post match we welcomed both Blaze and Whirlwind’s challenges saying that no matter who faces the champion, the champion will always retain.

 

In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Big Daddy Horne defeated Fuzzy Freeman in 12:19 by pinfall with a Sidewalk Slam. Big Daddy Horne makes defence number 3 of his WILD Heavyweight title.

Rating: 23

 

 

 

Final Show Rating: 19

[Big Roguey]

BACKSTAGE

 

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David Avatar was not looking forward to this. Bob Shrunkle had decreed it had to happen and David Avatar had his suspicions that Shrunkle had paid Adrian McGhee a little extra to actually hurt the man he was approaching.

 

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Still a little woozy from the post-match beatdown, East Coast Panther sat taking in the scenario. This was his first wrestling job and he felt it was going well. He even thought he was getting on well with Bob Shrunkle, they had joked about their in-ring styles and how different they were. Panther had even told Shrunkle he'd like to see him attempt a 720 Splash.

 

He was happy to see David Avatar approaching. He liked David. He was a kind man. A friendly man.

 

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"Hey Panther, how you holding up?"

 

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"I am feeling good"

 

He didn't really look it.

 

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"So, um, Panther..."

 

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"Yes Mr.David?"

 

"Here's the thing. We're running tight on our budget and we kinda need to let some people go. I'm sorry to spring this on you like this but we won't be booking you for any more shows"

 

Panther didn't respond. David Avatar moved away from the situation quickly. David swore he could hear Panther crying.

 

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"You did the right thing Tiny. Can't be having egotistical blowhards in our locker room. It's bad for business.

 

David Avatar looked around. He saw Blaze Maximum talking himself up to anyone who would listen, Pete Moriarty looking grumpy and Michel Bernard choking the life out of Toasty Bonnar...

 

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"Oh for the love of....MISTER CHOKEY! OUTSIDE! NOW!"

 

David Avatar used this as his chance to escape. David Avatar also wondered how he hadn't relapsed yet.

[Big Roguey]

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WILD WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND

If you wanna piece of my heart, better start from the start

 

Join us at our normal home at Trance Records as we present a scorching card for you on this hot June night!

 

WILD World Heavyweight champion Big Daddy Horne faces the biggest test of his championship reign as he faces both Blaze Maximum and Whirlwind Lee Wilkes in a one fall to a finish triple threat contest!

 

Bob Shrunkle looks for a measure of payback on WILD's mat master as he faces Lee Bawes in a singles contest!

 

Also on the card, Fuzzy Freeman faces off against Simon McBain and Trehawke Phillips faces off against Joe Zucco!

 

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"Some damn fine work Tiny"

 

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David Avatar waited for the but.

 

David Avatar was left waiting for three days before David Avatar realized Bob Shrunkle had just paid him a compliment. David Avatar slept a little bit better that night.

 

WILD Working For The Weekend Match Card

Demarcus Lee vs Leo Davis vs Surfer Dude Lucas vs Toasty Bonnar

Adrian McGhee vs FUYUHIKO

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Nighthawk

Joe Zucco vs Trehawke Phillips

Blackwell Bush vs Michel Bernard

Fuzzy Freeman vs Simon McBain

Bob Shrunkle vs Lee Bawes

WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Big Daddy Horne © vs Blaze Maximum vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

 

As always, thoughts, comments, predictions and any general questions are welcome!

[Midnightnick]

Demarcus Lee vs Leo Davis vs Surfer Dude Lucas vs Toasty Bonnar

Adrian McGhee vs FUYUHIKO

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Nighthawk

Joe Zucco vs Trehawke Phillips

Blackwell Bush vs Michel Bernard

Fuzzy Freeman vs Simon McBain

Bob Shrunkle vs Lee Bawes

WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Big Daddy Horne © vs Blaze Maximum vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

[Psycho Sam]

Demarcus Lee vs Leo Davis vs Surfer Dude Lucas vs Toasty Bonnar

Adrian McGhee vs FUYUHIKO

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Nighthawk

Joe Zucco vs Trehawke Phillips

Blackwell Bush vs Michel Bernard

Fuzzy Freeman vs Simon McBain

Bob Shrunkle vs Lee Bawes

WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Big Daddy Horne © vs Blaze Maximum vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

[Xendarii]

Great to see this active again. I love your ironic writing style, and how your user character is a complete human mess.

 

Demarcus Lee vs Leo Davis vs Surfer Dude Lucas vs Toasty Bonnar

Adrian McGhee vs FUYUHIKO

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Nighthawk

Joe Zucco vs Trehawke Phillips

Blackwell Bush vs Michel Bernard

Fuzzy Freeman vs Simon McBain

Bob Shrunkle vs Lee Bawes

WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Big Daddy Horne © vs Blaze Maximum vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

[Voeltzwagon]

WILD Working For The Weekend Match Card

 

Demarcus Lee vs Leo Davis vs Surfer Dude Lucas vs Toasty Bonnar

 

Love how no one is questioning why Leo Davis is there. Only in WILD

 

Adrian McGhee vs FUYUHIKO

 

Adrian is just been booked better

 

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Nighthawk

 

Honestly not too sure, but Lorenzo won the coinflip

 

Joe Zucco vs Trehawke Phillips

 

Zucco steals a win

 

Blackwell Bush vs Michel Bernard

 

Mr. Chokey is at least established somewhat

 

Fuzzy Freeman vs Simon McBain

 

Dude

 

Bob Shrunkle vs Lee Bawes

 

I believe in the suplex

 

WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

 

Big Daddy Horne © vs Blaze Maximum vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

 

Not his time to lose it just yet

[Rayelek]

Demarcus Lee vs Leo Davis vs Surfer Dude Lucas vs Toasty Bonnar

Adrian McGhee vs FUYUHIKO

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Nighthawk

Joe Zucco vs Trehawke Phillips

Blackwell Bush vs Michel Bernard

Fuzzy Freeman vs Simon McBain

Bob Shrunkle vs Lee Bawes

WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Big Daddy Horne © vs Blaze Maximum vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

 

Is it just me, or do I get the impression that Simon McBain listens to a lot of the band Crash and the Boys?

[Big Roguey]

Is it just me, or do I get the impression that Simon McBain listens to a lot of the band Crash and the Boys?

 

Haha, finally it's mentioned! Yeah, the idea for Simon McBain's whole was literally ripped from that song in the Scott Pilgrim soundtrack.

[Kitarzu]

Demarcus Lee vs Leo Davis vs Surfer Dude Lucas vs Toasty Bonnar

 

Adrian McGhee vs FUYUHIKO

 

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Nighthawk

 

Joe Zucco vs Trehawke Phillips

 

Blackwell Bush vs Michel Bernard

 

Fuzzy Freeman vs Simon McBain

 

Bob Shrunkle vs Lee Bawes

 

WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Big Daddy Horne © vs Blaze Maximum vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

[Rayelek]

Haha, finally it's mentioned! Yeah, the idea for Simon McBain's whole was literally ripped from that song in the Scott Pilgrim soundtrack.

 

I just watched that a few nights ago so it was fresh in my mind.

[Big Roguey]

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WILD WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND

Held at Trance Records, Adelaide

Attendance: 33

 

 

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Demarcus Lee

vs

Surfer Dude Lucas

vs

Toasty Bonnar

 

The absence of the announced Leo Davis went largely unnoticed by the fans, only one person noticed with said person promptly walking out when it was revealed Leo Davis wouldn’t be in attendance. The action in the ring was fast, Demarcus being the only one to struggle. Toasty took the fight to his self-appointed nemesis Surfer Dude Lucas, Lucas barely breaking a sweat in defending himself. Demarcus tried sneak attacking both men but often failed miserably. Lucas took the win after he picked up Toasty gorilla press style and threw him from the ring, leaving Demarcus Lee open to the Spinning Angle Slam that Lucas has perfected in his time in WILD.

 

Surfer Dude Lucas defeated Toasty Bonnar and Demarcus Lee in 7:54 when Surfer Dude Lucas defeated Demarcus Lee by pinfall with a Spinning Angled Slam.

Rating: 14

 

 

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Adrian McGhee

vs

FUYUHIKO

 

The big bad Adrian McGhee bullied FUYUHIKO from pillar to post here, barely even allowing the half ninja to make his way to the ring. Seemingly even more angry than normal, McGhee forgoed to the usual spinning fireman’s carry facebuster to powerbomb FUYUHIKO into oblivion. The pinfall wasn’t even needed but Edward Daicos counted one anyways, fleeing from the ring as soon as McGhee locked eyes on him post-match.

 

Attempting again to destroy his opponent, FUYUHIKO was saved by Surfer Dude Lucas’ sprinting from the back and spearing McGhee to the ground with a brawl between the two occurring that could only be stopped by seemingly all the WILD roster.

 

FUYUHIKO was unconscious for all of this and wasn’t even helped to the back.

 

Adrian McGhee defeated FUYUHIKO in 4:35 by pinfall.

Rating: 17

 

 

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Lorenzo Oliverio

vs

Nighthawk

 

Kicking the still prone FUYUHIKO on his way to the ring, Lorenzo seemed superbly confident in himself before facing WILD’s resident….wildman Nighthawk. Nighthawk fit the ring at a full pelt, even managing to leap over FUYUHIKO’s body, and flew at Lorenzo...who simply sidestepped having seen Nighthawk charging. Failing to really come back from that, Nighthawk was subjected to humilating slaps and restholds from Lorenzo before an old school Piledriver finished him off.

 

Lorenzo Oliverio defeated Nighthawk in 8:11 by pinfall.

Rating: 9

 

 

 

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Joe Zucco

vs

Trehawke Phillips

 

Trehawke looked all business here as he faced off with the man he made tapout last month. Zucco was calculated here, refusing to step into the ring with Trehawke and constantly taking breaks on the outside, to the dismay of the fans in attendance. Trehawke eventually had enough of Zucco’s nonsense and forcibly dragged him into the ring, only to receive a low-blow for his troubles. Attacking Trehawke like a wild animal, Zucco had to be dragged off by Wels Farmer which almost resulted in a DQ win for Trehawke as Zucco threatened Farmer, Farmer being saved by Trehawke grabbing Zucco and rocking him with a thunderous forearm to the face. From there, it was only a matter of time and many punches before Trehawke clamped the Sleeper Hold on Zucco for the win.

 

Trehawke Phillips defeated Joe Zucco in 11:53 by submission with a Sleeper Hold.

Rating: 16

 

 

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Blackwell Bush

vs

Michel Bernard

 

Led out by his partner, Michel Bernard was in no mood for games. Blackwell Bush, a new face to WILD and Australian wrestling as a whole, had an uneviable task ahead of him. Starting the match off with fire, he almost looked to have the win after a running powerslam but Lorenzo was the difference maker. Distracting Wels Farmer, Bernard took the opportunity to low blow Blackwell before landing a double stomp on Blackwell’s arm. By the time Wels had turned around, Bernard had the deadly Cross Armlock locked in with Blackwell furiously tapping out.

 

Bernard also locked on the cross armlock to the still prone FUYUHIKO, finally prompting someone to help him to the back whilst Lorenzo and Bernard laughed at him.

 

Michel Bernard defeated Blackwell Bush in 7:39 by submission with a Cross Armlock.

Rating: 15

 

 

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Fuzzy Freeman

vs

Simon McBain

 

Simon was as sad as usual, moping his way down and into the ring without any hint of happiness or enthusiasm about him. Fuzzy picked the tempo up though - after he eventually found his way into Trance Records to the dismay of an exasperated Abner Ventris. The action was brief, McBain not really putting up much of a fight. Fuzzy took the win with a reverse DDT.

 

Fuzzy Freeman defeated Simon McBain in 7:41 by pinfall with a Reverse DDT.

Rating: 13

 

 

 

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Bob Shrunkle

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Lee Bawes

 

Lee Bawes was like a fish out of water here. Unable to suplex the bigger Bob Shrunkle - now weighing in at a slim, trim 415lbs - Bawes relied on a more grounded game. Getting Shrunkle down on the ground was no easy task but Bawes’ technical acumen managed it and he quickly begin working on the legs of Shrunkle. A Moriarty disctration won the match for Shrunkle however as Shrunkle low blowed the distracted Bawes and then crushed him with a Sit-Down Splash for the win.

 

Bob Shrunkle defeated Lee Bawes in 7:46 by pinfall with a Sit-Down Splash. During the match we also had Pete Moriarty distract Bawes.

Rating: 18

Lee Bawes Suplex Counter: Person in charge of this walked out when Leo Davis was announced as not being on the card.

 

 

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WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

 

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Big Daddy Horne ©

vs

Blaze Maximum

vs

Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

 

Big Daddy Horne’s biggest challenge to date and it appeared to show on the man. Unable to just smash his way through his opponents, he looked mildly worried at losing his championship. Wilkes and Maximum worked together for the opening portion of the match, keeping Horne from trying to make it a straight one on one contest. A breakdown in communications between the face duo say them wrestle each other, leaving Horne with time to recover. A Maximum Overdrive attempt saw Whirlwind unleash his most impressive move to date, countering the move into a standing shiranui - the move even impressing Whirlwind!

 

The momentary lapse in focus cost him though as Big Daddy Horne clubbed him from behind. With both of his opponents downed, Horne delivered a pair of splashes before picking up the pair and stacking them up, finishing them off with a Sidewalk Slam and a double cover. Horne

 

Big Daddy Horne defeated Blaze Maximum and Whirlwind Lee Wilkes in 12:21 when Big Daddy Horne defeated Whirlwind Lee Wilkes by pinfall with a Sidewalk Slam. Big Daddy Horne makes defence number 4 of his WILD Heavyweight title.

Rating: 30

 

Rating: 24

[Voeltzwagon]

I'm sorry about walking out, but Leo Davis was a deal breaker.

[Big Roguey]

PLOT DEVELOPMENTS?! IN MY SALAD?! Whatever will happen next?!

 

After the show was a quiet affair for David Avatar. Spirits were high and everyone seemed to be in a good mood. This pleased David Avatar.

 

David decided to go and see Bob Shrunkle.

 

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"Bob, I have two questions".

 

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"Tiny, these better be good. The employees have challenged me to all of them vs me at beer pong. I'm going to crush them."

 

David Avatar grew worried.

 

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"1. Why on earth was Leo Davis advertised?"

 

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"Because he's my favourite American wrestler Tiny."

 

David Avatar was speechless.

 

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"Cat got your tongue Tiny? Leo was a stallion back in the day. The last and best TWL Tag Team champion. The internet dweebs have been saying he's retiring soon and I wanted to book him as a show of thanks. His flight must have gotten cancelled or something. We'll try again next month. Next question."

 

David Avatar didn't quite know how to proceed. Working for a man whose favourite wrestlers are Big Daddy Horne and Leo Davis, David Avatar knew exactly why he had been turning more and more to alcohol.

 

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"2. When are we taking the belt off of Horne? He can barely move. Blaze and Lee had to do all the work"

 

A faint OOOOOOOH YEAH~ was heard.

 

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"Tiny, Horne just carried those two to the best match in our company's history. He's not losing the belt any time soon. End of discussion."

 

With this Bob Shrunkle walked away, presumably to go and decimate the livers of the WILD roster. Or a very large burger. Or both. David Avatar shrugged and went to walk away....only to be blocked by the massive form of the WILD champion Big Daddy Horne.

 

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"We need to talk".

 

David Avatar grew even more worried.

[Xendarii]

Your backstage posts are extremely entertaining. That cold, black humour is exactly what I love.