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Thank you based Lee for Christmas Suplex Joy

 

Lee Bawes is the man with the biggest Christmas cheer in WILD. #Fact

 

Sad to see Trehawke go, for some reason those sideburns always made him a must hire for me.

 

Yes, even in Zen.

 

ESPECIALLY in Zen

 

It was sadly a case of creative has nothing for him. He was never going to be a big name player but he was a step above the midcard so he was in limbo. The sideburns were a one trick pony and it just never clicked with me.

 

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PRESS CONFERENCE

TRANCE RECORDS

JANUARY 2015

 

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COMMISSIONER DAVID AVATAR

It'll Make Sense Soon

 

COMMISSIONER DAVID AVATAR

"Welcome all to this press conference, before I start I'd like to thank out wonderful sponsors Wolf Cola for paying for this press conference and to Mr. Trance for allowing us the usage of Trance Records. Sadly Mr. Trance couldn't be here today with us as he had, and I quote, "some other business to attend to dude".

 

I'm pleased to announce that WILD Pro Wrestling will be holding an eight man Rookie League in the upcoming year. The purpose of this is to promote the next breed of professional wrestling in Australia and allow them a place to develop into the workhorses of tomorrow! I, David Avatar, will be the commissioner of this league. The eight selected workers shall be paired up with a current member of the WILD roster for guidance and mentoring throughout the year. At the end of the year, the rookie who wins the Rookie League shall be given a full time contract with WILD and their mentor shall receive a championship match whenever they choose. Without further ado, let me introduce you to the Excellent Eight!"

 

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ARMANDO GUERRERO

The Finest Lover To Come Out of Brisbane, Mexico

 

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AUSTRALIAN DEVIL

We're Not Even Sure If He Is Real

 

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DUSTIN DOWN

Enthusiastic Go-Getter

 

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KIAN OWENS

Chiseled By The Gods Themselves

 

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PAT RIGSBY

Old School To The Core

 

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TYRANT

Future Military Corps' Secret Weapon....Seriously

 

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WES SCHNORFESTT

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

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WHITE WASP

Intergalactic Hero For All!

 

COMMISSIONER DAVID AVATAR

 

"And there you have it, our eight rookies! I shall now begin the pairings draw, brought to you by Wolf Cola! The Right Cola For Closure!"

 

PAIRING ONE

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ROOKIE - ARMANDO GUERRERO

PRO - TOASTY BONNAR

 

Even Toasty Bonnar looked surprised to see his name drawn to be a professional. Armando Guerrero sized Toasty Bonnar up and then looked as if he was formulating a plan.

 

PAIRING TWO

 

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ROOKIE - AUSTRALIAN DEVIL

PRO - FUZZY FREEMAN

 

Fuzzy Freeman didn't seem to notice that Australian Devil had almost magically changed the colour of his hair. Commissioner David Avatar was heavily questioning what had just happened.

 

PAIRING THREE

 

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ROOKIE - KIAN OWENS

PRO - LEE BAWES

 

Kian Owens spent his time flexing whilst Lee Bawes looked on, impressed by what he saw.

 

PAIRING FOUR

 

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ROOKIE - TYRANT

PRO - MICHEL BERNARD

 

Disgusted was the only word to describe Michel Bernard's reaction to the draw. Pleading with Commissioner David Avatar, Bernard was eventually frogmarched off of the stage by Tyrant.

 

PAIRING FIVE

 

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ROOKIE - DUSTIN DOWN

PRO - BLAZE MAXIMUM

 

Dustin Down let out a very loud and very girlish scream as Blaze Maximum was drawn as his pro. Immediately overwhelming his mentor, Blaze ordered Dustin to "GIT ME A COFFEE YEAH" before leaving in the opposite direction.

 

PAIRING SIX

 

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ROOKIE - PAT RIGSBY

PRO - SURFER DUDE LUCAS

 

No emotions were shown by Pat as he walked over to Lucas, offered him a handshake - which Lucas accepted - and left. Lucas seemed pretty happy to have such a low maintenance rookie, especially as Dustin came back on stage to give Blaze his coffee and burst into tears at being told by Commissioner David Avatar that Blaze had left.

 

PAIRING SEVEN

 

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ROOKIE - WES SCHNORFESTT

 

The draw for Wes Schnorfestt's pro was interrupted by Pete Moriarty. Commissioner David Avatar sighed at Moriarty's appearance.

 

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PETE MORIARTY

WILD's Biggest Headache

 

PETE MORIARTY

"Hold on there Mr....Avatar? You aren't related to that sham referee Avatar are you?"

 

Commissioner David Avatar looked perplexed. Moriarty continued.

 

PETE MORIARTY

"As manager to YOUR World Heavyweight Champion and an all-round legal expert, I was able to secure a place in this tournament for my clients Bob Shrunkle and Adrian McGhee to mentor one of...these people. What we were also given was a license to name our own rookie. Legal stuff Mr. Avatar that you wouldn't understand. The only caveat was that we couldn't pick a contender that was already drafted. I've waited until now. I've seen good men go to poor examples - Mr. Owens and Mr. Rigsby if you find yourself in need of a replacement mentor, please contact me. But the time has come for the Moriarty Estate to name their chosen rookie. Mr. Avatar, if you would so kindly open the envelope in front of you"

 

Commissioner David Avatar looked down. There was indeed an envelope there.

 

COMMISSIONER DAVID AVATAR

"The Moriarty Estate are pleased to announce that their rookie in the 2016 WILD Rookie League is none other than the next generation of giants, the worker known to some as Pseudonym. To us, and by extention the cretins at WILD Pro Wrestling, he shall be known as Big Red.

 

Please note that whoever was selected to be picked in this draw has now been replaced by Big Red. I honestly couldn't give a damn about them."

 

Wes Schnorfestt was escorted off of the stage and in his place stood...

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BIG RED

Big. Red. Vicious.

 

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THE MORIARTY ESTATE

The Upper Class of WILD

 

ROOKIE - BIG RED

PRO - THE MORIARTY ESTATE (Bob Shrunkle & Pete Moriarty)

 

PAIRING EIGHT

 

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ROOKIE - WHITE WASP

PRO - BIG DADDY HORNE

 

Big Daddy Horne took one look at White Wasp - White Wasp standing with his chest puffed out and his cape somehow flowing in the wind - and stomped away. White Wasp saluted and followed suit.

 

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COMMISSIONER DAVID AVATAR

"Thank you lady and gentlemen for attending this press conference, WILD Pro Wrestling will be back here at Trance Records later on in the month for our second year premiere!"

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WILD Pro Wrestling presents...XANADU!

 

WILD Pro Wrestling return to Trance Records to kick off 2015 in style! After the shocking events of WILD Holy Diver which saw Bob Shrunkle dethrone Big Daddy Horne, Shrunkle's manager Peter Moriarty has taken the unusual step of issuing an open challenge for Shrunkle's championship. When asked for a reason, all Moriarty said was "My client has defeated everyone worth their salt in this organisation, we welcome any new challengers to step up to the challenge".

 

The WILD Rookie League also kicks off here as two completely randomly selected teams face off, the winners of the match getting vital points to their name whilst the losers leave with shame!

 

All of this and so much more! So come join us at Trance Records as we mark our voyage into the great beyond that is 2015!

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BOB SHRUNKLE

Championship Holder, Company Owner

 

BOB SHRUNKLE

"TINY! GET IN HERE"

 

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DAVID AVATAR

Hoping 2015 Is A Better Year

 

David Avatar had a vague feeling he knew what this was about.

DAVID AVATAR

"Morning to you too Bob."

 

BOB SHRUNKLE

"What the hell is the meaning of this? I didn't authorize any new logo. Who did this?!"

 

DAVID AVATAR

"One of the boys whipped it up. Thought it looked better than the original."

 

BOB SHRUNKLE

"Whoever it was, tell them they're stupid for having independent thoughts. They work for me. Not for themselves."

 

David Avatar stood in wonder at Shrunkle's last statement.

 

BOB SHRUNKLE

"Also, I've commissioned someone to make a new logo for us anyways. The old one is good. I just want a change of pace."

 

David Avatar suddenly understood. Shrunkle wanted the credit of the facelift for WILD.

 

BOB SHRUNKLE

"And WILD Pro Wrestling? That's not the name of the promotion. Whoever made it is dumber than I thought".

 

Bob Shrunkle took a sip out of his WORLD'S BEST BOSS mug before pulling up the design he'd commissioned.

 

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David Avatar was impressed.

 

PRO WRESTLING WILD Presents...XANADU Match Card

Big Daddy Horne vs Chuck Everlasting

ROOKIE LEAGUE SHOWCASE - Armando Guerrero, Big Red, Pat Rigsby & Tyrant vs Australian Devil, Dustin Down, Kian Owens & White Wasp

Blackwell Bush & Surfer Dude Lucas vs Demarcus Lee & Joe Zucco

Nighthawk vs Simon McBain

Blaze Maximum vs Michel Bernard

Adrian McGhee vs Lee Bawes

Fuzzy Freeman vs Toasty Bonnar

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - BOB SHRUNKLE OPEN CHALLENGE

Bob Shrunkle © vs ????

???? Hint: He's ex-ZEN

 

VIEWER INTERACTION!!

 

So I've got creator vision and I need your help people.

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CLASSIC - WILD PRO - CIRCLE WILD

 

I'm going to post a poll to see which is your favourite. I like all three. The first one is by Kamchatka and the other two are by myself.

POLL

 

The poll will run until Xanadu is posted - Xanadu using the classic logo [shrunkle and Avatar are still logo fighting]. After that, the logo with the highest votes will be used going forward.

 

Thanks for all the support in 2015 for this, I'll try to keep up the pace in 2016 (I might not even take a six month long break. :p)

 

EDIT: I've also realised that I never said the rookie league prizes. That has been fixed in the post above - for those that don't want to look for it "At the end of the year, the rookie who wins the Rookie League shall be given a full time contract with WILD and their mentor shall receive a championship match whenever they choose."

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Big Daddy Horne vs Chuck Everlasting

ROOKIE LEAGUE SHOWCASE - Armando Guerrero, Big Red, Pat Rigsby & Tyrant vs Australian Devil, Dustin Down, Kian Owens & White Wasp

Blackwell Bush & Surfer Dude Lucas vs Demarcus Lee & Joe Zucco

Nighthawk vs Simon McBain

Blaze Maximum vs Michel Bernard

Adrian McGhee vs Lee Bawes

Fuzzy Freeman vs Toasty Bonnar

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - BOB SHRUNKLE OPEN CHALLENGE

Bob Shrunkle © vs ????

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Big Daddy Horne vs Chuck Everlasting

I hope he kills him

ROOKIE LEAGUE SHOWCASE - Armando Guerrero, Big Red, Pat Rigsby & Tyrant vs Australian Devil, Dustin Down, Kian Owens & White Wasp

Just a guess here

Blackwell Bush & Surfer Dude Lucas vs Demarcus Lee & Joe Zucco

SDL is the difference here in my books

Nighthawk vs Simon McBain

Nighthawk is Australia's version of THE FORCE!

Blaze Maximum vs Michel Bernard

Oooooooh yeah!

Adrian McGhee vs Lee Bawes

McGhee is God

Fuzzy Freeman vs Toasty Bonnar

Toasty ain't on the same level

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

WLW is a company and a company can beat just one man

WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - BOB SHRUNKLE OPEN CHALLENGE

Bob Shrunkle © vs ????

ZEN or not, The Shrunkmeister ain't dropping the belt yet

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PRO WRESTLING WILD Presents...XANADU Match Card

Big Daddy Horne vs Chuck Everlasting

Squishy squashy

ROOKIE LEAGUE SHOWCASE - Armando Guerrero, Big Red, Pat Rigsby & Tyrant vs Australian Devil, Dustin Down, Kian Owens & White Wasp

Blackwell Bush & Surfer Dude Lucas vs Demarcus Lee & Joe Zucco

Nighthawk vs Simon McBain

Blaze Maximum vs Michel Bernard

Adrian McGhee vs Lee Bawes

Fuzzy Freeman vs Toasty Bonnar

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - BOB SHRUNKLE OPEN CHALLENGE

Bob Shrunkle © vs ????

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Big Daddy Horne vs Chuck Everlasting

ROOKIE LEAGUE SHOWCASE - Armando Guerrero, Big Red, Pat Rigsby & Tyrant vs Australian Devil, Dustin Down, Kian Owens & White Wasp

Blackwell Bush & Surfer Dude Lucas vs Demarcus Lee & Joe Zucco

Nighthawk vs Simon McBain

Blaze Maximum vs Michel Bernard

Adrian McGhee vs Lee Bawes

Fuzzy Freeman vs Toasty Bonnar

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - BOB SHRUNKLE OPEN CHALLENGE

Bob Shrunkle © vs ????

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Big Daddy Horne vs Chuck Everlasting

ROOKIE LEAGUE SHOWCASE - Armando Guerrero, Big Red, Pat Rigsby & Tyrant vs Australian Devil, Dustin Down, Kian Owens & White Wasp

Blackwell Bush & Surfer Dude Lucas vs Demarcus Lee & Joe Zucco

Nighthawk vs Simon McBain

Blaze Maximum vs Michel Bernard

Adrian McGhee vs Lee Bawes

Fuzzy Freeman vs Toasty Bonnar

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - BOB SHRUNKLE OPEN CHALLENGE

Bob Shrunkle © vs ????

???? Hint: He's ex-ZEN

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Big Daddy Horne vs Chuck Everlasting

 

ROOKIE LEAGUE SHOWCASE - Armando Guerrero, Big Red, Pat Rigsby & Tyrant vs Australian Devil, Dustin Down, Kian Owens & White Wasp

 

Blackwell Bush & Surfer Dude Lucas vs Demarcus Lee & Joe Zucco

 

Nighthawk vs Simon McBain

 

Blaze Maximum vs Michel Bernard

 

Adrian McGhee vs Lee Bawes

 

Fuzzy Freeman vs Toasty Bonnar

 

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

 

WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - BOB SHRUNKLE OPEN CHALLENGE

Bob Shrunkle © vs ????

 

???? Hint: He's ex-ZEN Eraser

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Like the original logo the most. It looks the most wild.

 

PRO WRESTLING WILD Presents...XANADU Match Card

Big Daddy Horne vs Chuck Everlasting

 

ROOKIE LEAGUE SHOWCASE - Armando Guerrero, Big Red, Pat Rigsby & Tyrant vs Australian Devil, Dustin Down, Kian Owens & White Wasp

 

Blackwell Bush & Surfer Dude Lucas vs Demarcus Lee & Joe Zucco

No Everlasting Bush? :(

 

Nighthawk vs Simon McBain

 

Blaze Maximum vs Michel Bernard

SNAP INTO IT!

 

Adrian McGhee vs Lee Bawes

 

Fuzzy Freeman vs Toasty Bonnar

 

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

 

WILD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - BOB SHRUNKLE OPEN CHALLENGE

Bob Shrunkle © vs ????

???? Hint: He's ex-ZEN

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