Pteroid Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Deep within the bowels of Washington state's one and only Funplex Theater, a duo of cloaked figures stand. One is short and thin, the other hulking and muscled, both...really don't look all that human under there. There's kitty ears poking out of the one, frankly it's kind of creepy. The bigger one speaks... "Doc, are you sure about this? I mean, buying an abandoned arcade...cinema...playground thing is gonna be a serious waste of funds if your little gizmo doesn't deliver." The smaller one brandishes what looks like an ungodly cross between a pocket watch and a remote control...frankly it could just be a pocket watch glued TO a remote control. I don't know science. "Nonsensical, my most trusted sapien, the Weird Wand has never failed me before!" Neither does he. "Uh, alright, I'm just sayin', much more digging in all this rubble's gonna throw out my back." "No no, Sharksby, I know I have it this time, THAT pile of rubble, what we seek is under THAT pile of rubble!" "You got it, Doc..." Shuffle shuffle...shuffle shuffle...shuffle....more shuffling...shuf- BWOM! "WHOA!" A bright green glow emanates from a hole in the very center of the Funplex's main auditorium (convenient, that), illuminating the face of the two figures. http://i.imgur.com/gkPwN1a.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/EaQlr2g.jpg Yeesh... "At last, I have found it, a conflagration of seismic, metaphysical, and subconscious forces coalescing into a LOGIC FAULT!" "Kinda see why you got this place on the cheap then..." "Now it is only a matter of tapping into this power...but how..." "Well you think on that, I'm gonna get me a sandwich." The so-called 'Sharksby' sits down, pulling a lunch pail out from his heavy coat and opening it to find- "Gah, a cockroach on my sandwich!" The growling in anger and disgust, the gigantic sharkman raises a fist and brings it down, missing the cockroach as it skitters away and flattening his food. "You little-!" Sharksby pounces after the retreating roach, unbeknownst to him the green glow intensifies, becoming brighter and pulsing with more energy. The Doctor (how a catman becomes a doctor is anyone's guess, only in America, am I right?) leaps up, a wide grin crossing his face as he connects the dots. "Aha! Violence, of course! What other kind of primal force could resonate with such weirdness!" Meanwhile Sharksby is glaring at the roach now perched on his nose, readying another clubbing blow. "Got ya now..." THWACK! "OW!" Sharksby falls into the rubble, kicking up dust as the glow becomes even more intense. "ABSURD VIOLENCE! AHA! WE HAVE OUR KEY! Only one question remains...how do we find a way to put forward such nonsense on an industrial scale?" "Ha...gotcha now...gotcha...gotcha now! ELBOW DROOOOP!" CRASH! "OH GOD MY ARM!" "...heh...heh heh heh...Sharksby you are always providing me with the greatest of ideas! We shall open...A WRESTLING FEDERATION!" "Can we...maybe bug bomb this place first?" "MAYBE!" WANTED: PRO WRESTLING BOOKER NEW PROFESSIONAL SPORTS WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY SEEKS EXPERT GURU OF THE SILLY FIGHTING! PACIFIC NORTHWEST WRESTLING: KEEP WRESTLING WEIRD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted April 27, 2016 Author Share Posted April 27, 2016 WELCOME TO PNW! Before the gates of the now fully operational (in the Death Star sense, read: Still looks pretty crappy) Funplex Theater stands a young man. A bright eyed young man with a desire in his soul and a song in his heart. He has heard of a young promotion's call for a booker and he believes his ideas are what's needed to guide it to new heights! Looking upon the Funplex, he has but one thing to say... http://i.imgur.com/0y9dCk8.jpg "Well I mean, it's gotta be better than that A-hole Avatar's promotion, at least." Our hero of this tale is none other than the towel boy himself, Mark Smart. After a less than successful stint helping with the running of a promotion that the FBI has banned him from every mentioning by name again, Mark was left to sink or swim in the cutthroat independent scene. Unwanted by the warring factions in Los Angeles, he has come to the North West to seek his fortunes here. Nobly, he enters the Funplex, briefly wonders why there was no door, gets into a brief staring contest with a rat, then ventures deeper into the theater. He continues walking past dusty arcades, creepy animatronic mascots, and what he was vaguely sure to be mummified pizza slices still in the box. "STILL better than Avatar's company." "Who ya talkin' to?" "Huh?" http://i.imgur.com/gkPwN1a.jpg "Hey buddy, how's it goin'?" "AAAAAAHHH!" "Hey Doc, we got one!" "AAAAAAAAHHH!" "Excellence, Sharksby! Please to take our prospective bookie to the main chamber!" "AAAAAAAHHHH!!!" "Sure, Doc. Can I do something to make him shut up, first?" "Affirmative!" "Great!" "AAAAA-MMPH!" Our brave hero's girly screams are cut off by Sharksby cramming a piece of said mummified pizza in his mouth. As Mark gags on mushrooms that were NOT ingredients of the original pizza, Sharksby hauls him over his shoulder and takes him further down the halls, bringing him to the very same auditorium where he and the Doc had been searching through earlier. Over the fissure of green energy is now a ring, with a stylish green lightning bolt emblazoned on the mat, the apron labeled 'Pacific Northwest Wrestling', the ropes red, the occupant- http://i.imgur.com/EaQlr2g.jpg "Well hello, sapien! Welcome to my Funderful FUnplex, I am the delectable Doctor Akiba Sugoi!" "Mmph?" Sharksby sets Mark down and helpfully heimlich's the pizza slice right out of him. Mark falls to his knees, panting and groaning, licking the ground to get the taste out of his mouth. "Aha, I think we are having a winner here, Sharksby, he recognizes that he's in the most hallowed of hollows!" "A...are you the owner of the company?" Mark looks up into the sunglassed eyes of the strange cat man, who grins wider than he was previously. "Why yes, and you sir, are a very lucky sapien! I am giving to you the chance of a lifetime, to control the chaos of a one of a kind wrestling extravagance! Join me, friendliest friend, and together we shall rule all of wrestling with the power of SCIENCE!" "...is...is he for real?" "I am literally a shark man after working for him for three years...he's always looked that way though." "...screw it, it's not like I'm getting any job offers anyway, let's do it." "Loveliness! Sharksby, inform the others that the position has been filled!" "Kay, boss." Sharksby lumbers out of the building's front entrance, looking at the lineup of other hopefuls for the job freshly arrived by bus. "The position has been filled." http://i.imgur.com/7p4ob2k.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/1l3dPKr.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/oVhTGgY.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/bXPwsoV.jpg "AWWWWWWWWWW!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted April 27, 2016 Author Share Posted April 27, 2016 PACIFIC NORTHWEST WRESTLING! THE PRODUCT! http://i.imgur.com/G5fsYCm.png THE ROSTER! THE GOOD GUYS! http://i.imgur.com/EaQlr2g.jpg Name: "The Wonderful Wizard of Weird" Dr. Akiba Sugoi Hailing From: Sheboygan, Wisconsin (No, Really) Finishing Move: Logic Fault (Sliced Bread) Affiliation: Sugoi Science Solutions Theme: She Blinded Me With Science - Thomas Dolby http://i.imgur.com/gkPwN1a.jpg Name: "The Superior Seafood Security" Sharksby Hailing From: Brooklyn, NY Finishing Move: Hang Ten (Running Body Splash) Affiliation: Sugoi Science Solutions Theme: The Jaws Theme - John Williams http://i.imgur.com/0y9dCk8.jpg Name: "The Angry Wrestling Show Nerd" Mark Smart Hailing From: Los Angeles, California Finishing Move: The Dirtsheet Driver (Death Valley Driver) Affiliation: Sugoi Science Solutions Theme: The Little Ships - Jean Jacques Perry http://i.imgur.com/qJdh00q.jpg Name: "Sportsball Quarter-Goalie" Ben Williams Hailing From: Dallas, Texas Finishing Move: Slapshot Touchdown! (Three-Point Stance Into a Discus Clothesline) Affiliation: Team Sportsball Theme: The NFL Theme - Scott Schreer http://i.imgur.com/XfHzmK0.jpg Name: "Sportsball Forward Batter" Hawkeye Calhoun Hailing From: Yankees Stadium Finishing Move: Grand Slam Dunk (Running Bulldog) Affiliation: Team Sportsball Theme: Centerfield - John Fogerty http://i.imgur.com/8xQaREU.jpg Name: "The Hilarious Howling Heroine" Power Girl Hailing From: The Fortress of Dollitude Finishing Move: Justice Jammer (Fame-Asser) Affiliation: None Theme: Superman Theme - John Williams http://i.imgur.com/JRDGgRU.jpg Name: "The Vivacious Vixen" Vikki Victoria Hailing From: The Wild Side Finishing Move: Life's A Drag (Facecrusher) Affiliation: None Theme: Don't Stop Me Now - Queen THE BAD GUYS http://i.imgur.com/XEShemM.jpg Name: "Wrestling's Biggest Jerk" Aldous Blackfriar Hailing From: The Salt Mines Finishing Move: Batwing (Double Stomp) Affiliation: None Theme: Love Me Dead - Ludo http://i.imgur.com/6XRaD5C.jpg Name: "The Skunkape Slayer" Wooton Fitzpaine Hailing From: Cascadia Finishing Move: Tranq Dart (Clothesline from behind) Affiliation: The Squatchbusters Theme: None (It'd Scare the Squatch Away!) http://i.imgur.com/Lh6YZ6R.jpg Name: "The Crafty Cryptid Creeper" Thimbleby Langton Hailing From: Cascadia Finishing Move: Cryptid Crush (Jackhammer) Affiliation: The Squatchbusters Theme: None (It'd Scare the Squatch Away!) http://i.imgur.com/mDh07gQ.jpg Name: "The Savage Sanitizer" The Masked Chimney Sweep Hailing From: The Sooty Rooftops Finishing Move: Clean Sweep (Russian Leg Sweep) Affiliation: None Theme: Chimbley Sweep - The Decemberists http://i.imgur.com/lLU4jRl.jpg Name: "The Ethereal Export" Guerrero Muerto Hailing From: Beyond the Grave Finishing Move: Graveyard Shift (Flat-Liner) Affiliation: None Theme: Thriller - Michael Jackson THE STAFF http://i.imgur.com/qTGW91i.jpg "The Host With The Most" Moses Makesh http://i.imgur.com/aqiCOm7.jpg "The Complimentary Commentator" Ernest Forthdyke-Hume http://i.imgur.com/JUoTVJ3.jpg "The Sportsmanship Czar" Pee-Wee Germaine http://i.imgur.com/8bnDTe6.jpg "The Littlest Bigfoot Finder" Brains McGhee (Manager of the Squatchbusters) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted April 27, 2016 Author Share Posted April 27, 2016 <p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>PNW PRESENTS:</strong></p><p><strong> THE START OF SOMETHING NEW</strong></p><p> </p><p> Featuring THREE Qualifiers and the finals to crown the first ever...</p><p> </p><p> PNW MAXIMUM FIGHTER CHAMPIONSHIP!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Qualifier 1</strong></p><p> Vikki Victoria vs The Masked Chimney Sweep</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Qualifier 2</strong></p><p> Aldous Blackfriar vs Power Girl</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Qualifier 3</strong></p><p> Mark Smart vs Sharksby vs Guerrero Muerto</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Final</strong></p><p> Winner of Q1 vs Q2 vs Q3</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Bonus Tag Match</strong></p><p> Team Sportsball vs The Squatchbusters</p><p> </p><p> Plus a Special SCIENCE Seminar from Dr.Sugoi</p><p> </p><p> Bonus Question: Will Someone Interrupt the Seminar? If so, who?</p></div><p></p><p></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet Justice Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 <p>Qualifier 1</p><p> Vikki Victoria vs <strong>The Masked Chimney Sweep</strong></p><p> </p><p> Qualifier 2</p><p> Aldous Blackfriar vs <strong>Power Girl</strong></p><p> </p><p> Qualifier 3</p><p> Mark Smart vs <strong>Sharksby</strong> vs Guerrero Muerto</p><p> </p><p> Final</p><p> Winner of Q1 vs Q2 vs Q3</p><p> TMCS</p><p> </p><p> Bonus Tag Match</p><p> Team Sportsball vs <strong>The Squatchbusters</strong></p><p> </p><p> Plus a Special SCIENCE Seminar from Dr.Sugoi</p><p> </p><p> Bonus Question: Will Someone Interrupt the Seminar? If so, who?</p><p> Hugh de Aske</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxxHexx Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 <p>Out of curiosity, are you in the Pacific Northwest, and if so do you go to any of the 3-2-1 Battle or Project 42 shows? I was going to fire up a PNW dynasty, but it seems you beat me to the punch!</p><p> </p><p> Qualifier 1</p><p> Vikki Victoria vs <strong>The Masked Chimney Sweep</strong></p><p> </p><p> Qualifier 2</p><p> Aldous Blackfriar vs <strong>Power Girl</strong></p><p> </p><p> Qualifier 3</p><p> Mark Smart vs <strong>Sharksby</strong> vs Guerrero Muerto</p><p> </p><p> Final</p><p> Winner of Q1 vs Q2 vs Q3</p><p> <strong>Sharksby</strong></p><p> </p><p> Bonus Tag Match</p><p> <strong>Team Sportsball</strong> vs The Squatchbusters</p><p> </p><p> Plus a Special SCIENCE Seminar from Dr.Sugoi</p><p> </p><p> Bonus Question: Will Someone Interrupt the Seminar? If so, who?</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Blackfriar</strong></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaded Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 <p>Qualifier 1</p><p> <strong>Vikki Victoria</strong> vs The Masked Chimney Sweep</p><p> </p><p> Qualifier 2</p><p> Aldous Blackfriar vs<strong> Power Girl</strong></p><p> </p><p> Qualifier 3</p><p> Mark Smart vs <strong>Sharksby </strong>vs Guerrero Muerto</p><p> </p><p> Final</p><p> Winner of Q1 vs Q2 vs Q3</p><p> <strong>Power Girl</strong></p><p> </p><p> Bonus Tag Match</p><p> Team Sportsball vs <strong>The Squatchbusters</strong></p><p> </p><p> Plus a Special SCIENCE Seminar from Dr.Sugoi</p><p> </p><p> Bonus Question: Will Someone Interrupt the Seminar? If so, who?</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Yes, The Masked Chimney Sweep</strong></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVEFAN95 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 <p>Qualifier 1</p><p> Vikki Victoria vs <strong>The Masked Chimney Sweep</strong></p><p> <em>I.. don't like Vikki, talentless. </em><img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> Qualifier 2</p><p> <strong>Aldous Blackfriar</strong> vs Power Girl</p><p> <em>This is a feud starter right hear, the goth against the female superhero, it's like Joker v Wonder Women</em></p><p> Qualifier 3</p><p> Mark Smart vs <strong>Sharksby</strong> vs Guerrero Muerto</p><p> <em>... Render caught my eye.</em></p><p> Final</p><p> Winner of <strong>The Masked Chimney Sweep</strong> vs Aldous Blackfriar vs Sharksby</p><p> <em>Bacause BadAss isn't a job title</em></p><p> Bonus Tag Match</p><p> Team Sportsball vs <strong>The Squatchbusters</strong></p><p> <em>They seem more improtant</em></p><p> Plus a Special SCIENCE Seminar from Dr.Sugoi</p><p> </p><p> Bonus Question: Will Someone Interrupt the Seminar? If so, who?</p><p> <em>Yes, Lets go with Smarky Mark.</em></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smwilliams Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Qualifier 1 Vikki Victoria vs The Masked Chimney Sweep Qualifier 2 Aldous Blackfriar vs Power Girl Qualifier 3 Mark Smart vs Sharksby vs Guerrero Muerto Final Guerrero Muerto Bonus Tag Match Team Sportsball vs The Squatchbusters Bonus Question: Will Someone Interrupt the Seminar? If so, who? Yes, someone you haven't revealed yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LigerLiger Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Wait,why does Moses Makesh has the same nickname as Gavin Loudspeaker?http://chikarapro.com/chikara-roster/gavin-loudspeaker Is the "promotion that the FBI has banned him from every mentioning by name again" Full T-...mmphh Ok,I don't mention it again. No predictions for now as I'm too lazy,but bring The Architect back,loved your previous writing for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted April 29, 2016 Author Share Posted April 29, 2016 PNW Presents: THE START OF SOMETHING NEW FROM THE WASHINGTON FUNPLEX Attendance: 53 The first ever Pacific Northwest Wrestling show is live via the internet and the over four dozen wrestling fans cheer as the expert PNW cameraman runs around the ring, getting shots of the front row in an absurd oner before coming to a stop at our announce team for the evening: http://i.imgur.com/qTGW91i.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/aqiCOm7.jpg Moses Makesh and Ernest Forthdyke-Hume Moses: "What's shakin' Washingtooooon~!! Ow boy, it's the man here to lead ya to the promised land, Moses 'Mac Daddy' Makesh here to call the action alongside the Primping Ponce from Across the Pond, Ernie Hume." Ernest: "I BEG YOUR PARDON!? Good sir, I take umbrage to your words, shortening my name to some mere fraction of its magnificence! Bow down to your better you slack-jawed net nerds, it is I, Ernest Forthdyke-Hume, a proud representative of the United Kingdom! I am here in-eugh-Washington, or as it is should be properly called, The Southwest Canadian Commonwealth to give some much needed class to this broadcast! Now you, in the red suit, continue your inscrutable spiel!" Moses: "Hoo boy, ya gonna make me miss Luther Judge's corny rear. But hey, I leave the West Coast War down in Cali 'cuz we got ourselves a little war of our own brewin' here in the Funplex!" Ernest: "Undoubtedly so, cretin! Tonight seven warriors shall battle for the right to call themselves the first ever PNW Maximum Fighter Champion!" Moses: "We also got our fine selves a special seminar with the man-er, cat-er, Man-Cat in charge, Doc Sugoi, and a spectacular Tag Team exhibition match!" Ernest: "ENOUGH PRATTLE! BRING FORTH THE FIRST GLADIATORS!" "Introducing First... From The Wild Side... The Vivacious Vixen... http://i.imgur.com/JRDGgRU.jpg VIKKI VICTORIA!" Wrestling's Premier Drag Queen struts his-er, her? No his, no her...pronouns are hard lately, no? Vikki comes out in a flowing red dress, looking in a compact mirror and applying lipstick. Vikki dances around the ring to the tunes of Queen's Don't Stop Me Now, stopping only once in the ring to plant a kiss on the cheek of Pee-Wee Germaine who sheepishly tries to rub away the lipstick mark. "And her...his...hey, Vikki, what pronouns should we use for you?" Vikki grabs a mic. "Masculine, baby, putting on a dress didn't make me lose a thing, it just added STYLE~!" Vikki strikes a pose to some appreciative cheers. "And his opponent... From The Sooty Rooftops... The Savage Sanitizer... http://i.imgur.com/mDh07gQ.jpg THE MASKED CHIMNEY SWEEP!" The Chimney Sweep arrives amid black sooty smoke, brandishing his sweeping stick angrily as he marches around the ring, stopping only when Vikki carelessly drops a tube of lipstick on the mat. Incensed at the littering, The Sweep enters the ring taking a swing or two at Vikki with his stick. Sadly he's using the fluffy end so it just makes Vikki's hair a bit darker for a little while. Pee Wee manages to get control and the Sweep's stick away from him, sending both competitors to their corners before calling for the bell! DING DING! The Sweep storms across the ring to get at Vikki, but the dramatic damsel (mansel?) sidesteps, strutting out of the corner to pull out some blonde spray-on dye for his newly sooty wig. Tossing the can of spray away, Vikki just so happens to put it in the path of the pursuing Sweep, who goes tumbling right onto his face as Vikki twirls into a pose to an appreciative crowd. It is very much a bout of cleverness vs dogged determination as Vikki plays the Road Runner to the Sweep's Wile E. Coyote (and we don't mean the tag team our road agent was part of), gadding about and producing more and more objects to pretty himself up with while the Sweep's borderline OCD need to clean up the joint and beat Vikki to a pulp in the process keeps him the butt of the joke. However, all comedians have to wrap up the set at some point and Vikki's easy handling of the Sweep proves to be his downfall as he foolishly prances about, he breaks one of his high heels and is sent tumbling right into a CLEAN SWEEP from his opponent! The three count is academic as the crowd boos this cruel twist of fate for the mischevious maiden (manden?) of mayhem. As the Sweep celebrates, the green lightning bolt in the center of the ring grows a little... THE MASKED CHIMNEY SWEEP WINS VIA PINFALL Moses: "Hoooo hot damn, that was a heckuva 'bout, heckuva 'bout, but the Sweep kept his head in the game, huh Ernie?" Ernest: "ERNEST, CONFOUD YOU! And yes, of course, while I'm no fan of the-eugh- common working class, I must admit the Sweep's propensity for dirty work over seeking endearment kept him very much ahead of that gauche Eric Idle wannabe." Moses: "Was always more an Alan Partridge man, myself." Ernest: "PHILISTINE! GET THEE GONE!" Moses: "Yeesh, down kitty, no need to scratch. Hey, I'm gettin' told something's going on backstage? Let's take a little looksee, folks!" BACKSTAGE We head backstage where our erstwhile staffmember and the mammal in charge are having a heated discussion. http://i.imgur.com/0y9dCk8.jpg Mark: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T BUY A BELT!?" http://i.imgur.com/EaQlr2g.jpg Sugoi: "It is being as I said, Smartest of Marks, I see no reason for silly sapiens to do battle over a mere trophy. Surely it is better to hold the knowledge you are the bestest of the best. Mark: "No, Sugoi, that's not how this works at all!" Sugoi: "Oh...ok, then procure for me a belt, good sapien!" Mark: "But I'm in the tournament, why can't you do it?" Sugoi: "It is my duty to inform and intelligize the uninformed masses of what lies beneath their very feet!" Mark: "Uh...what exactly lies beneath their very fee-?" Mark is cut off by Guerrero Muerto passing by him, bumping shoulders as he does. Mark: "Gah...jerk..." Sharksby passes by next. Sharksby: "Hey kid, good luck out there. I ain't no stranger to a scrap, but for your sake, I won't...heheh, bite." Mark: "Sharksby, thank goodness, I need your help-" Sharksby: "Nah, no dice, kid, Triple Threats are apparently every man-or half man- for themselves. See ya out there." Sugoi: "I do not visualize the issues here, truly you must decide what matters more, personal glory or petty trifles." Mark: "...did you just do the friend or idol decision thing to me with both decisions sucking?" Sugoi: "Affirmative. Choose wisely! Ta-ta~!" Mark: "Aw jeez..." RINGSIDE Moses: "Should uh...should we maybe spread the word about that?" Ernest: "Loose lips sink ships, Makesh, and this boat is quite leaky enough, thank you! BRING FORTH OUR NEXT COMBATANTS!" "Introducing First... From Beyond The Grave... The Ethereal Export... http://i.imgur.com/lLU4jRl.jpg GUERRERO MUERTO!" Guerrero Muerto's theme is the beloved Michael Jackson tune, Thriller, but his soul is far blacker than the pop idol's, as evidenced by his refusal to dance to the peppy (if macabre) tune of the song. Instead he walks to the ring, his emotions hidden behind his mask...spooky. "Introducing Second... From Brooklyn, New York... The Superior Seafood Security... http://i.imgur.com/gkPwN1a.jpg SHARKSBY!" Sharksby on the other hand (or fin) is accompanied by the ominous Jaws theme as he stomps out from behind the scenes, slapping hands with audience members with his incredibly lifelike mask. They must have really shelled out for this one, the eyes blink and when he speaks the mouth moves. Top notch tech. "And finally... From Los Angeles, California... The Angry Wrestling Show Nerd... MARK SMART! ... ... MARK SMART! It appears Mark is a no-show, even as The Little Ships playfully blares over the PA system. Pee Wee Germaine finally shrugs, opting instead to allow the match to begin without him. Moses: "And a no-show by Mark Smart, is this strategy? Has he been ambushed?" Ernest: "The buffoon is probably still back there trying to decide whether or not he wants to order a title belt off E-Bay. I understand a Mr. Giant Redwood is trying to sell some old USPW belts now that the company hit it big." DING DING! It's clear in the early goings that Muerto is the more skilled of the two competitors, a career steeped in the technical and high-flying battlegrounds of Mexico will do that of course. However, what Sharksby lacks in experience in more refined wrestling circles, he more than makes up for it with brute force and hardnosed brawling. Thus it goes, a clash of styles that nevertheless prove to be suitable foils for one another, back and forth, forth and back. The momentum shifts like a pendulum, it- "-nme!Pinme!Pinme!-" Ernest: "The devil is that noise?" "-Pinme!Pinme!PINME!" http://i.imgur.com/0y9dCk8.jpg "PIN MEEEEEEE!!!" Moses: "It's Smart, but the heck's he doing saying that?" Mark Smart runs down to the ring, sprinting like a chubby kid who just got told there's a Snicker waiting for him down the hall. Muerto and Sharksby look at him with confusion...doubly so when he flops to the mat like a dropped doll. Muerto is swift to pounce on the downed nerd, but Sharksby is quicker to haul the luchador off and lift him overhead, tossing him over the top rope and to the floor below! Sharksby body splashes Smart and pins him for the three in quite a bizarre ending! SHARKSBY WINS BY PINFALL! Smart coughs and limps away from the ring as Muerto storms over to shove the geek out of the way. Sharksby celebrates some more before heading to the back himself. Meanwhile the symbol in the center grows ever brighter... Moses: "Well that was odd." Ernest: "THAT WAS COLLUSION, MAKESH! COLLUSION I SAY! SUGOI SCIENCE SOLUTIONS IS IN CAHOOTS TO ENSURE THEY HAVE A CHAMPION IN THE FINAL THREE!" Moses: "Then why did Smart not seem bothered by Muerto pinning him?" Ernest: "I'll get back to you on that, BUT I CALL SHENANIGANS!" Moses: "Regadless ladies and gents, it's time for Doctor Akiba Sugoi's Special Science Seminar. The Doc's been keeping the topic close to his chest, he wouldn't even tell me or Ernie here what was going on." Ernest: "For the last time! I am not a Slick Pimp Daddy, I am a GENTLEMAN! ERNEST! MY! NAME! IS! ERNEST!" Moses: "Sheesh, ok, Ernest. But here comes the boss!" http://i.imgur.com/EaQlr2g.jpg Thomas Dolby's 'She Blinded Me With Science' proves a funky soundtrack for the Wizard of Weird's entrance, as the colorful cat takes a stroll around the ring to speak with the fans before slipping into the ring, mic in hand. Sugoi: "Jubilacious greetings to you, my sapiens! However do you do on this fine eve?" The crowd cheers. Sugoi: "Are you ready to learn of SCIENCE!?" The crowd cheers more. Sugoi: "Are you ready to see the odd and realize it is just another word for amazing!?" The crowd cheers even more than more! Sugoi: "Are you ready to grasp the strange with both hands and kiss it like you would a long lost lover!?" The crowd...is iffy on the kissing, gotta draw a line somewhere. I mean, what if the strange is somehow related to you, this isn't Alabama for crying out loud. Sugoi: "You may have visualized here on this very ring mat the sigil of a lightning bolt glowing green, soooo very green. Well my dear Sapiens shall begin my instructions by informationing you not to worry at all, this green glow means the process for which this company had its founding is underway! You see, beneath this Funnest of Plexes is a confluence of many many forces, a great physical manifestostation of the metaphysical! Putting such simply: A LOGIC FAULT!" The crowd murmurs, not sure what to make of this. Sugoi: "You see my wonderful funderful sapiens, this Fault exudes a mystical magical energy that can power ANYTHING I could come up with! Yes, we are not here merely for purposes of fun and whimsy, but to aid in the progress of SCIENCE! GIVE YOURSELVES A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR SCIENCING SO GOOD!" The crowd gives themselves a hand. They did a thing! Probably. Maybe. Thiscatisnuts. Sugoi: "But this is not even the most amazemental part, you see I-" Sugoi is cut off by the haunting strains of Ludo's Love Me Dead, heralding the arrival of: http://i.imgur.com/XEShemM.jpg ALDOUS BLACKFRIAR! Aldous soaks in boos from a crowd whose heard of his work in IPW, he smirks, entering the ring and producing his own microphone. He sways and swaggers about the ring, a look of smug satisfaction on his face. Blackfriar: "Oh Doctor Sugoi, you sad pathetic deranged little cat-man. Must you ramble and rave so absurdly, speaking like a badly translated ah-nuh-may to the throngs of unenlightened rubes that sit in slackjawed silence to your ridiculous revelations? Don't make me laugh. You've merely come out here to stroke your ego like you want your betters to stroke you behind the ears, you and your so-called science are impeding my ascension to the top of this promotion and to the top of the wrestling world, so I must insist you excuse yourself as swiftly as you can." Sugoi: "...I was in wonderment who had stolen my thesaurus. Would you please to repeat that in a speaking more plain?" Blackfriar's smirk drops and he gets in Sugoi's face. His voice dropping its intellectual pride and gravitas to a rather nasally shriek. Blackfriar: "GET OUTTA MY RING, NERD, I GOT A TITLE TO WIN!" Sugoi: "Oh ho ho ho, silly me. Very well then, I shall ensure myself to make the show go on, please continue to crawl inside your skin while you await your opponent. TA-TA SAPIENS!" Sugoi strolls off to the back, seemingly unaware of Blackfriar insults. Blackfriar: "...dumb cat, ruining my moment. What a big dumb loser...am I still holding the microphone? Blackfriar tosses his mic to the side and poses. "Introducing First... From the Salt Mines... Wrestling's Biggest Jerk... http://i.imgur.com/XEShemM.jpg ALDOUS BLACKFRIAR!" Aldous is already in the ring, yelling at Pee Wee about his hair being stupid. This guy really lives up to his moniker, Peter Valentine eat your heart out... "And His Opponent... From The Fortress of Dollitude... The Hilarious Howling Heroine... http://i.imgur.com/8xQaREU.jpg POWER GIRL!" As the triumphant strains of the Superman Theme blare out, Power Girl makes her way from the back, cape billowing behind her as she smiles triumphantly at the crowd. She's cheered, but frankly Ron Greenhorn would get cheered if it meant shutting Blackfriar up. She marches around the ring, slapping hands with the fans before rolling in to allow Pee Wee to unclip her cape to let her stand ready in her (absurdly skintight) bodysuit. DING DING! Blackfriar is on the attack from the very beginning, waylaying the super heroine with an agile offense that keeps her on the defensive. However, Power Girl doesn't blanch at the challenge, eventually ducking a flying forearm from the jerk to counter with a leaping knee! http://i.imgur.com/JUoTVJ3.jpg "Bam!" Ernest: "What the devil was that Pee Wee just said?" Power Girl continues the assault with a right hook that sends Blackfriar staggering! http://i.imgur.com/JUoTVJ3.jpg "WHACK!" Moses: "Uh, I think he's providing the sound effects. And a wind up UPPERCUT! http://i.imgur.com/JUoTVJ3.jpg "KAPOW!" Blackfriar goes flying onto his back as Power Girl poses with Pee Wee, the crowd going wild as the ref plays the Jimmy Olsen to PG's Superman. Power Girl goes to the top rope to seemingly put Blackfriar away, but the devious devilish Aldous is quick to grab her and toss her off...or does he!? Power Girl-athletic little minx- manages to flip forward and onto her feet, turning around-into a forearm to the face which has her staggering! Blackfriar taps his forehead smugly before running to the ropes and coming back to-take a dropkick to the belly! Blackfriar doubles over, gasping for breath as Power Girl rolls to her feet and nails the Justice Jammer to put Aldous down for the three! And below their feet, the lightning bolt can only become even more incandescent... POWERGIRL WINS BY PINFALL! Moses: "What a display of athleticism from our resident super heroine!" Ernest: "Oh yes, lovely, now when Blackfriar wakes up he'll be even more insufferable!" Moses: "Folks we're gonna take an intermission to allow our three winners a chance to recuperate for the final. So get on over to the snack bar, play a round of skiball or two in the arcade, or just head to the bathroom because we can assure you, it only get bigger from here!" TO BE CONTINUED... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted April 30, 2016 Author Share Posted April 30, 2016 DURING INTERMISSION While our fans were enjoying a meet and greet with some of PNW's erstwhile grapplers. Two mysterious men began stalking Dr. Sugoi and Sharksby... http://i.imgur.com/6XRaD5C.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/Lh6YZ6R.jpg Yeah, somehow these two were stealthy. Rather obviously skulking behind trash cans, the snack bar, and arcade machines, the two flannel-clad brutes were heard muttering of 'Wampus Cats' and 'Sewer Sharks', eventually found out by Sharksby, the two strangers angrily stormed to the back. These two don't seem to be the brains of whatever operation they're working for, it makes you wonder who's pulling the strings. He must be in the shadows, plotting, and definitely not in an Uber back to his hotel room after showing up to the show drunk. Certainly not. BACK FROM INTERMISSION! Moses: "Aaaand we're back, folks! After a brief break we're ready to bring this party to a crescendo!" Ernest: "Hmph, yes, but I do so abhor mingling among the common folk. I bent over to tie my shoe and some little urchin came up and pat me on the hat! On the HAT, Makesh! It was degrading!" Moses: "Uh, I think they did more than just pat you, Ernie, you got some gum stuck to the top there." Ernest: "WHAT?!" Moses: "While my partner tries to get the gum off his hat...without taking it off for some reason, let's get to our special bonus tag match!" "Introducing First... "From Cascadia... "They Wooton Fitzpaine and Thimbleby Langton..." http://i.imgur.com/6XRaD5C.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/Lh6YZ6R.jpg THE SQUATCHBUSTERS!" Oh hey, it's the two freaks from earlier. Guess the narrator should've checked the roster page, huh? The two lumbering lugs make their way to the ring to dead ear-ringing silence, skulking about and trying to hide as they finally enter the ring and glare at the entrance way. Weirdos. "And their opponents... "From Dallas Texas and Yankees Stadium... "They are Ben Williams and Hawkeye Calhoun... http://i.imgur.com/qJdh00q.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/XfHzmK0.jpg TEAM SPORTSBALL!" As Tim and Eric's "SPORTS!" blares over the PA system, the two practitioners of Sportsball march out from the back. Williams calls out plays as Calhoun practices his batting, the two odd athletes running around the ring according to rules that only they seem to actually understand. Moses: "So, how about that Sportsball, eh?" Ernest: "Oh yes, yes indeed. Sportsball. I know all about Sportsball, it's all the rage back in Jolly Old England. All the kids are playing it. Playing Sportsball. Love it." Moses: "...these two are nuts, aren't they?" Ernest: "Compleeeeetely bonkers." The Sportsballmen enter the ring, attempt to shake hands with the Busters, but get rebuffed with hard shoves. Hawkeye goes to put his bat away along with Ben's helmet, when the Busters attack! Pee Wee hurriedly rings the bell! DING DING! The Busters beat down on Team Sportsball, stomping them angrily as Pee Wee tries to regain control. The two obvious underdogs are thrown around the ring like ragdolls until Pee Wee threatens to disqualify the two hunters. Sadly this proves too little too late for Calhoun and Williams as the Busters proceed to dissect them until a sandwich lariat to Williams mercifully puts him down for the three count. SQUATCHBUSTERS WIN BY PINFALL! Moses: "Oof, that was rough to watch, Ernest." Ernest: "Such a savage beating from those two. I shudder to think what kind of havoc they can wreak upon this company." Moses: Well folks, it's almost time for our main event match...I hope SOMETHING will be here by the time one of the competitors wins it... MEANWHILE! http://i.imgur.com/0y9dCk8.jpg "CRAP CRAP CRAP!" Mark Smart is not having a nice day, you may have noticed. Currently sprinting into the nearest SaveMart, panic apparent on his face, he grabs an employee by the shoulders. "WHERE IS YOUR TOY DEPARTMENT!?" The employee, a young man dolefully chewing on a stick of gum lazily points at a set of aisles towards the back of the store. In a flash, Mark is off, scrambling past toysets and building blocks until he gets to... "The Wrestling Section." Panting, Mark charges down the aisle, past action figures of Jack Bruce, Nicky Champion, even Big Smack Scott (with real head dropping action!) as he makes it to the replica belt toys! "Ok...ok...it can't be any of these, no no no...I need something...off brand." Sadly for Mark, the shelves are dominated by USPW and SWF merchandise, he has to dig through tons of the poorly put together shelves until he finds in the very back, dusty and neglected, a single generic belt... "Aw crud...well this'll have to do." Were Toy Story real, it couldn't have been more surreal for any of the action figures witnessing the smartly dressed young man running off with what he did. But for the sake of PNW, Mark had to buy this belt and get back, he simply had to... BACK AT THE FUNPLEX! Moses: "Ah well, I'm sure Mark's fine. ON TO THE MAIN EVENT!" Ernest: "Yep, we actually just spent those last few minutes getting the competitors in the ring, so let's get down to business!" http://i.imgur.com/mDh07gQ.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/gkPwN1a.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/8xQaREU.jpg DING DING! Sharksby and The Sweep are at each other immediately, brawling it out all over the ring, seemingly ignoring Power Girl as they even tumble right out of the ring! This proves to be their downfall as Power Girl leaps onto the top turnbuckle and nails the both of them with a crossbody! As the crowd cheers, the super heroine tosses the Sweep back into the ring and goes for a quick cover, getting only a two count before the Sweep kicks out. Power Girl runs to the ropes for a Justice Jammer, but gets tripped up by Sharksby, allowing for a recovered Sweep to drop an elbow on her! The Sweep has little time to celebrate, however, as Sharksby rolls into the ring and levels him with a clothesline! The big sharkman runs roughshod with hard power moves, slams and suplexes galore on both of the other competitors until a desperate team up from Sweep and Power Girl doubles Sharksby over with a couple boots to the belly! Power Girl is quick to capitalize with a sunset flip, but the Sweep reverses the move to put Sharksby on top before slamming the shark man down with a running bulldog! The Sweep goes to the ropes one more time, but is waylaid by an inside cradle pin from Power Girl! This yields a two count before Sharksby leg drops both of them as the cradle is going on, squashing Sweep and Super Hero alike! Things are looking grim for the non-aquatic competitors in the match as Sharksby hauls up the Sweep, tossing him around like a ragdoll. The big sharkman sets up for a powerbomb, but the Sweep rakes the eyes and manages slip off Sharksby's shoulders and onto the top turnbuckle! A double axehandle disorients Sharksby enough to have him knock into Pee Wee, opening the way for a low blow that put Sharksby in position for the Clean Sweep! It seems like everything is in the bag for the Sweep, but as he gets on his hands and knees, trying to roll Sharksby over for the pin, Power Girl nails him with the Justice Jammer! As the crowd cheers the turn of events, and the green glow grows to an gross brightness Power Girl makes the cover! Pee Wee is awakened by how bright the green glow is and crawls over... 1...2...3!!! POWER GIRL WINS BY PINFALL! POWER GIRL IS THE FIRST PNW MAXIMUM FIGHTER CHAMPION! Moses: "She did it! Power Girl is our first champion!" Ernest: "The Sweep had it in the bag, that idiot commoner got too cocky!" Moses: "The Queen is here, all she needs is her crown...so uh...HEY MARK! THE HECK YOU AT!?" Ernest: "Has that blithering fool just ran away!?" Moses: "He better not-no wait! Here he comes!" Mark Smart, astoundingly all things considere, comes lurching out from the back, holding something tucked into a SaveMart bag and panting. He begins to make his way to the ring but- THWACK! Mark drops like a sack of bricks at the hands of a sudden assailant. http://i.imgur.com/XEShemM.jpg ALDOUS BLACKFRIAR! The insidious Blackfriar, mic in hand grins at an outraged Power Girl in the ring. Blackfriar: "Aha! I may have let my guard down earlier tonight, Power Girl, but now you see that I have other ways to spread my sickness to the world! I may not be champion in name, but possession is nine tenths of the law! The belt in this bag is mine now, and it shall be forever! Now let me look upon my proper...ty...WHAT THE CRAP IS THIS!?" http://i.imgur.com/0nkUVHH.jpg Blackfriar, mouth agape glares at the plastic and foam title belt he's taken out of the bag, before glaring down at Mark Smart. Blackfriar: "WHAT GIVES, YOU DUMB NERD!? THIS ISN'T A TITLE BELT, IT'S A DISGRACE! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE A SYMBOL OF MY INFERNAL REIGN AS THE LORD OF DARKNESS WITH THIS!?" Mark: "But...but you didn't even win it..." Blackfriar: "DETAILS! THIS ISN'T EVEN REAL! YOU STUPID DOPE, I SHOULD WHIP YOU WITH THIS BELT UNTIL IT FALLS APART LIKE THE CHEAP PIECE OF JUNK IT IS! IN FACT I THINK I WILL!" Blackfriar rears back to whip Mark with the belt, but Power Girl gets a running start from across the ring and as she steps on the now halogen-level bright lightning bolt, her body is wreathed in a green energy! She leaps onto the top turnbuckle and launches herself with what could quite possibly be the most super superman punch to ever exist, sending Blackfriar flying to the backstage area with an almighty crash! Power Girl, with Mark looking on, kneels down to hold up her belt...before the green energy flows into it, turning dull plastic to shining gold, fake gems to shining sapphires, and foam straps to colored leather. Grinning she holds the newly resplendent belt overhead! Ernest: "WHAT THE DEVIL WAS THAT, MAKESH!? I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE MOVE IN SUCH A WAY!" Moses: "I got no clue, Ernie, but on that note, we've run out of time! Tune in next month for more Pacific Northwest Wrestling and remember! KEEP! WRESTLING! WEIRD!" The first ever PNW event goes off the air with Pee Wee Germaine helping Mark Smart to his feet while Power Girl holds her prize aloft, running into the ring to hold it up for the cheering 53 wrestling fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted April 30, 2016 Author Share Posted April 30, 2016 Congratulations to Jaded, MaxxHexx, and Poet Justice on winning the first prediction contest. Your Prize: At the next event, a new babyface tag team will debut. You may each submit a gimmick for the team via PM and I will place the choices into a randomizer to choose which one will I will use. You have three days to submit the Gimmicks to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LigerLiger Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Right,so there's a magic glowing thing that makes fake things real and give people super powers. This looks like Disney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted May 1, 2016 Author Share Posted May 1, 2016 Right,so there's a magic glowing thing that makes fake things real and give people super powers. This looks like Disney. Naaaah, Blackfriar didn't go flying off a cliff. It's not Disney without some d-bag falling off a cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted May 2, 2016 Author Share Posted May 2, 2016 It's a full day after the first PNW event and the auditorium area has been cleared of its wrestling accouterments, the doors locked and windows covered. Overnight Sugoi has converted the arena into a laboratory, with various machines beeping and booping as various pipes and wires descend into the glowing depths of the so-called Logic Fault. Mark Smart is not as intelligent as his name would imply, this much was obvious. But after a year of working for a-...being unemployed and certainly not working for a Mafia-run scumbag indy promotion, he had figured he'd know when he was getting in over his head. Now here he is arguing with a man-cat over the implications of one of his co-workers literally superman punching another co-worker through a wall. http://i.imgur.com/EaQlr2g.jpg "I do not possess understanding of what the issues are." http://i.imgur.com/0y9dCk8.jpg "The issues are our new champ just smashed our top heel through the backstage like she was the Incredible Hulk!" "Nonsensical, young sapien. She is obviously Superman. Even I know this is true." "Look I-ugh, not relevant! What was going on while I was gone!?" "The Logic Fault, my friend, the power of nonsense had charged it to maximum capacity. The result was an outpouring of wild untamed energy that the Power Girl proceeded to use to save you! Regretable." "I sincerely disagree with that last bit. But I thought that Logic Fault crap was just part of the show, I mean, I know you're a man-cat and Sharksby's...Sharksby." "Hey, which one of you stole my chum bites!?" "It is being in your locker, Sharksby." "Like hell it is, I'd know if it-oh, huh, you're right, nevermind!" Mark rolls his eyes as savage munching sounds come from the locker room. "But I think I'm a little out of my depth when it comes to helping power some kind of crazy madness anomaly. What are you even going to use it for, anyway?" "It cannot be used for much yet, many of its powers were used up by the powerful strike and subsequent dignification of our title belt, but if we can conserve and store the power of the Fault, we can do wondrous and remarkable things!" "How...how do you know that?" "Why because, my Sapien, a Logic Fault such as this is what made me the Kitty I am today! Behold and wonder at what I and Sharksby looked like before our Weirdification!" Sugoi holds up a photo. http://i.imgur.com/f3xekT1.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/yu2qyB0.jpg "Huh, you looked just like Drake Young." "Who?" "Nevermind, but why couldn't you just use that Logic Fault then?" Sugoi's tone takes an edge. "Because of...disagreements with a partner in researching. Namingly him wanting to research US! Confound and confuse him, he has dashed our friendliness against the rocks and we shall speak of him no more!" With a loud HMPH, Sugoi crosses his arms and storms over to one of his consoles. "But aha, Smart Sapien, you wish to know what we can do with the Logic Fault, yes?" "Yes." "We can harness the power of the elements, of space, of time itself if so permitted! It is your wish to become famous? To become respected and beloved? To rise up and become the greatest of all booking bookers to ever book a book?" "..." Mark grimaces, thinking it over, weighing the pros and cons, agonizing over the ethics of- "Yeah, totally." Couldn't even let me finish saying that, huh jerk? Ok then. Sugoi grins wider than normal, laughing, he claps Mark on the shoulder. "Then help me to harness the Fault, and I promise you, we shall create a Grappletainment Company the likes of which the world has ever seen!" Mark grins back. "Let's do it!" "Excellence! SHARKSBY! PLEASE TO BE BRINGING IN THE COMPONENTS REQUIRED TO BUILD THE TRACTOR BEAM!" "...aaaaand suddenly regrets." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted May 3, 2016 Author Share Posted May 3, 2016 THE PNW EVENT CENTER! http://i.imgur.com/qTGW91i.jpg "Hey hey, what's shakin', PNW, it's me the Prophet of Profit, Moses Makesh. I'm here to get you primed and ready for the next Pacific Northwest Wrestling event: "Get'cha Head In The Game"! ...y'know, I'm noticing a trend here and I hope it ain't going where I think it's going. But hey, we're riding high after our humble beginnings and it's only gonna go further from there, so let's have ourselves a looksie at what matches to expect at the next show!" MATCH #1! http://i.imgur.com/EaQlr2g.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/gkE7NV6.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/lLU4jRl.jpg DR. SUGOI VS GUERRERO MUERTO "The Warrior of Death ain't too happy about how his tournament match went down, he's been angrily pointing at Sugoi and company for weeks now. Thankfully Mark speaks luchador, so he was able to relay the challenge to the Doc. Our favorite Man-Cat has taken up the challenge and is ready to do battle with the luchador for the honor of Sugoi Science Solutions!" MATCH #2! http://i.imgur.com/6XRaD5C.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/Lh6YZ6R.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/gkE7NV6.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/UWPBqOR.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/UWPBqOR.jpg THE SQUATCHBUSTERS VS A NEW TEAM! "The Busters had a very impressive debut last week, showing keen teamwork and some good 'ole fashioned rustic brutality to take down Team Sportsball. Will they be able to overcome this new mystery duo?" MATCH #3! http://i.imgur.com/qJdh00q.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/gkE7NV6.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/JRDGgRU.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/gkE7NV6.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/UWPBqOR.jpg BEN WILLIAMS VS VIKKI VICTORIA VS ??? "The debuts continue to roll on in this bout as Ben Williams, the Sportsball Captain himself takes on Vikki Victoria as well as another new hire for our company. Crazy way for you to debut, but hey, welcome to PNW." MATCH #4! http://i.imgur.com/mDh07gQ.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/gkE7NV6.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/gkPwN1a.jpg THE MASKED CHIMNEY SWEEP Vs SHARKSBY "Tempers are sure to flare in this match with Maximum Fighter championship implications. The two losers of last month's final have a chance at redemption here, they need only to beat one another. The Sweep is quick with a dirty trick, but last I checked sharks are made of sterner stuff and Sharksby is nothing if not a scrapper." THE MAIN EVENT! http://i.imgur.com/0y9dCk8.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/8xQaREU.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/gkE7NV6.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/UWPBqOR.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/UWPBqOR.jpg MARK SMART AND POWER GIRL VS 'THE APOSTLES OF AWFUL' "Our mian event match is a puzzler, folks, and it features two final debuts of the night. Apparently this Blackfriar has himself a posse to call in for back up and challenged both our reigning champ and resident nerd to a match against them. Can Power Girl and Mark cooperate enough to put down these mysterious newcomers? Will Blackfriar get involved? Will Ernie finally let me call him that!? Find out in February! Same Pacific time! Same Wrestling Channel! PNW PRESENTS: GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME! QUICK MATCH GUIDE: MAIN EVENT! Power Girl and Mark Smart vs The Apostles of Awful w/Aldous Blackfriar Sharksby vs The Masked Chimney Sweep Ben Williams vs Vikki Victoria vs ??? The Squatchbusters vs ??? Dr. Sugoi vs Guerrero Muerto BONUS QUESTION: Who Are The Apostles Of Awful? Hint #1: They both work for NYCW Hint #2: They are not in a tag team together in NYCW Hint #3: Both are over 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxxHexx Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Power Girl and Mark Smart vs The Apostles of Awful w/Aldous Blackfriar Sharksby vs The Masked Chimney Sweep Ben Williams vs Vikki Victoria vs ??? The Squatchbusters vs ??? Dr. Sugoi vs Guerrero Muerto Apostles: Spike and Animal Harker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voeltzwagon Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 I.....I think I am in love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w4lru5 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 I absolutely love this. It's a little bit like CHIKARA, except with fewer invisible hand grenades and more science cats. And a little less lucha libre. Still, can't wait to see what happens with this. Power Girl and Mark Smart vs The Apostles of Awful w/Aldous Blackfriar By DQ when Blackfriar gets involved Sharksby vs The Masked Chimney Sweep Sharks beat people every time. Ben Williams vs Vikki Victoria vs ??? The Squatchbusters vs ??? Dr. Sugoi vs Guerrero Muerto SCIENCE CAT. Apostles: Babau and Moroi, just like in IPW. Except under different names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberious Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 I'm enjoying this immensely so far. MAIN EVENT! Power Girl and Mark Smart vs The Apostles of Awful w/Aldous Blackfriar Mark Smart never wins. Sharksby vs The Masked Chimney Sweep I mark for Sharksby Ben Williams vs Vikki Victoria vs ??? Mystery Man Rule The Squatchbusters vs ??? I'll go with the established team here. Dr. Sugoi vs Guerrero Muerto SCIENCE! BONUS QUESTION: Who Are The Apostles Of Awful? Spike (aka The New York Doll) and Tennessee Williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Asaemon Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 MAIN EVENT! Power Girl and Mark Smart vs The Apostles of Awful w/Aldous Blackfriar Sharksby vs The Masked Chimney Sweep Ben Williams vs Vikki Victoria vs ??? The Squatchbusters vs ??? Dr. Sugoi vs Guerrero Muerto BONUS QUESTION: Who Are The Apostles Of Awful? Devastating Don and Dermot O'Logical Hint #1: They both work for NYCW Hint #2: They are not in a tag team together in NYCW Hint #3: Both are over 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smwilliams Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 MAIN EVENT! Power Girl and Mark Smart vs The Apostles of Awful w/Aldous Blackfriar Sharksby vs The Masked Chimney Sweep Ben Williams vs Vikki Victoria vs ??? The Squatchbusters vs ??? Dr. Sugoi vs Guerrero Muerto BONUS QUESTION: Who Are The Apostles Of Awful? I'll go with Devastating Don and Honest Frank Hint #1: They both work for NYCW Hint #2: They are not in a tag team together in NYCW Hint #3: Both are over 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LigerLiger Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 MAIN EVENT! Power Girl and Mark Smart vs The Apostles of Awful w/Aldous Blackfriar Call them team S.A.D - Smart and Dangerous. Sharksby vs The Masked Chimney Sweep who is this guy? Ben Williams vs Vikki Victoria vs ??? BAH GAWD,THAT'S GOTTA BE....huh,Roger Cage? The Squatchbusters vs ??? Never heard of these ??? guys,hope they're Matthew Keith and Shelton Ben---Greg Gauge. Dr. Sugoi vs Guerrero Muerto The apostles of Awful are Honest Frank and...well,I don't know,I don't play NYCW :< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swanton825 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Power Girl and Mark Smart vs The Apostles of Awful w/Aldous Blackfriar Sharksby vs The Masked Chimney Sweep Ben Williams vs Vikki Victoria vs ??? The Squatchbusters vs ??? Dr. Sugoi vs Guerrero Muerto BONUS QUESTION: Who Are The Apostles Of Awful? Andrew Harper and Brutus Milano I love this complete insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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