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(Cverse97) AWF: The American Dream (by way of Iran)

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The year is 1997, Un-Break My Heart is dominating the radio, the nation awaits with bated breath for the debut of Speed 2: Cruise Control, and the wrestling landscape has been altered irrevocably by the opening of the Hollyweird Grappling Company by J.K Stallings.



The Clash of Titans


The burgeoning war between the brash new company headed by legends like Sam Strong and Rip Chord and the industry giant that made both those men household names is primed to either bring the stagnating artform to new heights or sunder it completely.


Meanwhile on the East Coast...



War Of The Five Kingdoms


The East Coast Wars, as they have come to be known, have brought rumblings into the underground scene:


The former behemoth, Philly Power Pro Wrestling, has found its roster gutted by HGC's pocketbook and struggling to find its way as it attempts to keep tradition alive against its rivals.


Rapid Pro Wrestling, an entirely different kind of product, attempts to keep its fun-loving family friendly image amid the rising tide of gratuitous violence brought on by the two remaining belligerents even as they cling to their allies in CZCW on the west coast.


The Xtreme Federation of Wrestling, a den of blood and guts hardcore bouts has always been a wild child on the indy scene but even in its infancy this promotion is trying to cut out the hearts of its rivals and find its place in history.


Danger and Violence Extreme, simultaneously the eldest and youngest of the four combatants, was previously ran by wrestling legend Buddy Gaines until he brought in hotshot manager and creative genius, Phil Vibert. Phil's creative touch brought DAVE to never before seen heights on a crimson tide that stripped away the veneer of tradition and stomped it into the muck until Gaines saw that his day was done and handed the promotion over to Vibert. Upon the dawn of 1997, DAVE was baptized into a new era headed by Vibert's secret weapon: Controversial SWF star Nemesis, fresh off a heated termination from the company that made his career. With this man at their head, many would consider DAVE's victory in the war a foregone conclusion, but a Death Star doesn't come cheap and will the homegrown stars of DAVE really be at ease with an outsider being given the King's treatment?


Oh and NYCW is there too, it's where the old people are, good for them.


And finally...



This Craphole...


From the corpse of the Texas Wrestling League lurched an engorged maggot, pumped full of a hearty diet of WrestleCrap and Steroids, Awesome Max Wrestling is regarded by many as a scam perpetrated by owner Trenton Evenrud on the sport of Pro Wrestling as a whole. With a roster of overlooked talent, steroidal lunatics, and out-and-out washouts that couldn't get booked on a flight let alone a wrestling show, Awesome Max Wrestling does less and less to justify its place on Media Giant C.A.N.N by the day.


Into all this mess steps a man with a dream, a man who knows his profession inside and out, a man who has braved the seas of the Atlantic to come to this imperiled promised land and bring forth life from the murk and mire that is the American Mid-South.








Welcome to the American Dream

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Hi there, so after I realized my ZEN diary would never be fulfilling as the Industry/Economy roll at the start of the game sucked all the fun out for me I decided to try my hand at the 97 Mod for the Cverse with a company that's similar in make and model to my old WMD game with everyone's favorite Sheik at the helm (get owned, Mustafa).</p><p> </p><p>

There may be a bit of stylistic choices you may find jarring especially after the ZEN diary but I'd like to note for you that it's all part of the project itself, I'll be starting with minimalist write-ups of the events with scant details of the matches themselves beyond the bare bones the game gives me but as the AWF grows from Local to Small to Regional to slightly bigger Regional I will simulate the upgrades in production by increasing the details on the matches/angles/etc. Now prepare yourselves because this is gonna get nutty.</p><p> </p><p>

EDIT: Forgot to mention, I imported gimmicks from the Sockpuppet, Mammoth, and Tverse Mods as well as Locations from the Tverse Mod and our logo was done by the inimitable Southside Hitman.</p><p>

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<strong>EVENT INDEX</strong></p><p>

To Be Updated</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>AWF US Heavyweight</strong></p><p><strong>

Current Holder:</strong></p><p><strong>

Previous Champions:</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>The Roster:</strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">Kid Tiger Heart</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Jesse Christian</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Andy Otto</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Dan Billiot</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Colossus</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Wanda Fish</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Sarah Scholes</span></strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">Sheik Ali Al-Avatar</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Beau Bucks</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Big Bubba Blubba</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Jakki White Trash</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Cherry Bomb</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

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Alumni:</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Check Back Later</p></div><p></p><p></p>

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<strong>AWF REVOLUTION</strong></p><p><strong>

US HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH</strong></p><p><strong>

KID TIGER HEART vs SHEIK ALI AL-AVATAR</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

JESSE CHRISTIAN vs BEAU BUCKS</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH:</strong></p><p><strong>

BIG BUBBA BLUBBA FIGHTS TWO MEN AT ONCE!</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

ALL AMERICAN GIRL ACTION</strong></p><p><strong>

WANDA FISH vs CHERRY BOMB</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p>

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Some people here in this fed who I'd hoped would save AMW. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Pteroid" data-cite="Pteroid" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45431" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="ZwrG25o.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/ZwrG25o.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> <strong>AWF REVOLUTION</strong></p><p><strong> US HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH</strong></p><p><strong> KID TIGER HEART vs SHEIK ALI AL-AVATAR</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> JESSE CHRISTIAN vs BEAU BUCKS</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH:</strong></p><p><strong> BIG BUBBA BLUBBA FIGHTS TWO MEN AT ONCE!</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> ALL AMERICAN GIRL ACTION</strong></p><p><strong> WANDA FISH vs CHERRY BOMB</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> If this is a prediction:</p><p> </p><p> Kid Tiger Heart: hope he wins against the owner Avatar...</p><p> Jesse Christian for the win</p><p> Big Bubba ... euhm...yes</p><p> Cherry Bomb!!!</p>
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<p>I'll go with</p><p> </p><p>

Sheik > Kid Tiger Heart because Sheik is the best and is the savior of wrestling</p><p> </p><p>

Beau Bucks > Jesse Christian because I like his name more</p><p> </p><p>

Two Men > Big Bubba Blubba because two men are better than one</p><p> </p><p>

Wanda Fish > I didn't even look at who her opponent is</p>

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KID TIGER HEART vs <strong>SHEIK ALI AL-AVATAR</strong></p><p>

<em>Seems like a pretty 90's thing to do.</em></p><p>

<strong>JESSE CHRISTIAN</strong> vs BEAU BUCKS</p><p>

<em>In 97, Christian could be a big time player for you</em></p><p>



<em>I'm sure BBB will win this</em></p><p>


WANDA FISH vs <strong>CHERRY BOMB</strong></p><p>

<em>I feel like having a Canadian in an "All American Girl Action" match seems destined for the Canadian to win.</em></p>

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<p>Awf Revolution</p><p>

Us Heavyweight Title Match</p><p>

Kid Tiger Heart</p><p> </p><p>

Jesse Christian</p><p> </p><p>

Special Challenge Match:</p><p>

Big Bubba Blubba</p><p> </p><p>

All American Girl Action</p><p>

Cherry Bomb</p>

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<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>AWF Revolution</p><p>

TX - Amarillo High School</p><p>

Attendance: 92</p><p> </p><p>

Sheik Ali Al-Avatar comes out first and cuts an anti-American promo in broken English until he is interrupted by Kid Tiger Heart who heroically runs him off - E+</p><p> </p><p>

In a bout that had terrible wrestling and non-existent crowd heat, Wanda Fish defeated Cherry Bomb in 5:24 by pinfall with a Dish Of The Day. - E-</p><p> </p><p>

After the match Wanda Fish barely has time to celebrate before she's waylaid by Jakki White Trash who lays her out and declares that 'The Trailer Park Queen' is the only REAL All American Girl, she then dumps a can of beer on Wanda (in a very unfortunate place, complaints were filed by the PTA...) - D+</p><p> </p><p>

Carl Batch arrives with a mountain of a man who's chomping on a full box of donuts, Batch introduces him as Big Bubba Blubba the Hungry Behemoth and predicts victory over their enemies tonight - D</p><p> </p><p>

In a bout that had terrible wrestling and non-existent crowd heat, Big Bubba Blubba defeated Andy Otto and Dan Billiot in a Handicap match in 4:08 when Big Bubba Blubba defeated Dan Billiot by pinfall with a Mountain Mover. - F+</p><p> </p><p>

Batch gets on the mic post-match and declares Big Bubba to be the true Tower of Texas, but is interrupted by Colossus who stares down Big Bubba, they're both so biiiiig! - D+</p><p> </p><p>

In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, Jesse Christian defeated Beau Bucks in 12:26 by pinfall. - E</p><p> </p><p>

In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, Kid Tiger Heart defeated Sheik Ali Al-Avatar in 13:53 by pinfall with a 450 Splash. Kid Tiger Heart wins the AWF US Heavyweight title. - E+</p><p> </p><p>

~~~~~~~</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Backstage after the show...</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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"Hello wrestler men and women of the AWF! It is me, humble general of this wrestlearmy, Sheik Ali Al-Avatar!"</p><p> </p><p>

The assembled roster of AWF look at each other, unsure whether or not their fearless leader actually thinks they forgot who signed their checks. Sheiky continues:</p><p> </p><p>

"I am glad and happy to announce that we are successful! Money has come from wonderful American adventuring capitalists and we have made a thousand dollars after your payment!"</p><p> </p><p>

Cheers go up from the assembled wrestlers, even the ones that didn't get used and received no money whatsoever.</p><p> </p><p>

"Now I will bestow to wrestlers that I am impressed of special commendations! Take a bow!"</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Kid Tiger Heart!</strong></p><p> </p><p>

"The Elder Statesman of our Roster-!"</p><p> </p><p>

"Boss I'm only like a year younger than you..."</p><p> </p><p>

"-and our first champion of America! Some of you may wonder for why did I make him our champion..."</p><p> </p><p>

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"Uh, because he's more over than everyone else in this lockeroom combined?"</p><p> </p><p>

"Silence, Beau!"</p><p> </p><p>

"My name is Rich, damn it!"</p><p> </p><p>

"That name lacks subtlety! But you get me off of the track! Yes he is popular in this land of lonesome stars AS HE SHOULD BE! Look at him, he is truly like the American Spirit! Full of vigor and vinegar! He has the heart of the tiger, like the song from the 80's!"</p><p> </p><p>

"That's Eye of the Tiger, boss."</p><p> </p><p>

"...Eyes on a heart? The American imagination is very vivid! But yes, for this he is our first champion! Shower him with your love!"</p><p> </p><p>

The workers applaud KTH as he pats the belt.</p><p> </p><p>

"Thanks, but for real, boss, you're sure that fork you tried to jab my head with was sanitary?"</p><p> </p><p>

"OF COURSE, I CLEAN ALL MY STABBING SILVERWARE! Now onto the next one..."</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>JESSE CHRISTIAN</strong></p><p> </p><p>

"Wonderful footballman from the East Coast, you shall be the rock upon which we shall build a house of American Values!"</p><p> </p><p>

"...did you just hire me because my last name's Chri-?"</p><p> </p><p>

"TO THE FINAL ONE!"</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>WANDA FISH</strong></p><p> </p><p>

"Wondrous Wanda, a true All American Girl, she shall-"</p><p> </p><p>

"You felt bad because Jakki spilled her beer on my tits, didn't you?"</p><p> </p><p>

"...maybe."</p><p> </p><p>

"Ok."</p><p> </p><p>


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<p>Prediction Results!</p><p>

BlueStar - 3/4</p><p>

Bonnie - 3/4</p><p>

DAVEFAN - 2/4</p><p>

NoKnuckles - 1/4</p><p> </p><p>

Congrats on BlueStar and Bonnie for your tie victory, for this I will be linking you each to a poll for the first 'Show Upgrade' for this dynasty in a PM. If the two of you each chose one of the two options then I will flip a coin to decide what it shall be.</p><p> </p><p>

Stay tuned for what happens between the first and second shows! A few hirings, a firing, and a career-threatening injury that the Sheik somehow has nothing to do with!</p>

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<p><strong>AWF Head Offices</strong></p><p><strong>

Motel Six, Amarillo</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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"Hrmm..."</p><p> </p><p>

AWF owner and booker Sheik Ali Al-Avatar looks over his notes for the promotion, in the days since their first and highly successful show and already he was seeing the need for several changes. First of all was the overwhelming profit they'd made from the sponsorship deals, easily enough to grow the company and bring in quite a few new faces he'd been recommended...</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Flex and Pecs</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The first and only dedicated Tag Team for the AWF, they barely had any experience with one another as of yet, but they both held within themselves a natural ability to really anger people. Sheiky wondered what it was...</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Clark Alexander</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The young Hawaiian was the kind of exotic star the American people would enjoy, not a foreigner and possessing the laid back attitude that put a happy face upon a tiny bit of conquest around a century ago. The boy was a star in the making, certainly but he required seasoning that would turn him into the kind of hero the Americans would cheer for, seasoning that would come from defeat...but defeat at the same time could tarnish the boy, make his triumphs unreasonable...it was then that Sheiky had a wonderful idea!</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>A quick phone call to some contacts in Mexico later, Hawaiian Ice is born!</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Troy Tornado</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Young Troy, so very American he wore it for his gear! The pinnacle of American youth and an easy ally for Jesse Christian and Kid Tiger Heart, the boy would be the future of the company that would bring America into a new golden age of wonderfully American wrestling! Which would be like normal American wrestling, but moreso! The simple fact was he was so All American he would be getting a new name! Sheiky knew the Americans would love it...</p><p> </p><p>

Unfortunately there was one man who would not be joining them on their journey to give America its second grand revolution:</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Andy Otto</strong></p><p> </p><p>

There was just something about the boy that the Sheik could not place, something that made him so very unfitting for even a place as a perennial loser in the AWF...was it his past as a worker for those infernal dirt sheets? Was it his time amongst the demi-American Canadians? Was it his complete lack of talent? Whatever it was, young Otto was out the door to make way for the likes of another, a man that would serve as the as a heel replacement...</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Mad Dog Mortimer</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Was he horribly untalented? Yes. Did he have dental hygiene problems? Yes. Did he look like the villain of that cartoon with the tiny blue people? Most definitely. But he was also known to many in the area from the workings of the sinister Awesome Max Wrestling, meaning that his popularity could be leeched from by the more deserving and American members of the roster like KTH or Colossus or-</p><p> </p><p>

<em>Ring Ring Ring!</em></p><p> </p><p>

Sheiky looked up from his notes and over to the phone on his desk, picking it up.</p><p> </p><p>

"Hello?"</p><p> </p><p>

"Mr. Al-Avatar?"</p><p> </p><p>

"Yes, this is he."</p><p> </p><p>

"Marcus McKing, I'm the booker for PPPW."</p><p> </p><p>

"Ah, good evening, Mr. McKing, to what pleasure is this owed?"</p><p> </p><p>

"It's about our shared talent, Mr. Al-Avatar, Jesse Christian."</p><p> </p><p>

"Ah, young Christian, I hope he has said good things, yes?"</p><p> </p><p>

"That's neither here nor there, I'm afraid I have some bad news..."</p><p> </p><p>

As McKing spoke, Sheiky's eyes went wide...no...it could not be...</p><p> </p><p>

"Jesse was involved in a tag match at our last event and...a move went badly. He's sustained what the docs are calling a Compound Cranial Fracture and he's going to be out for a year and some change."</p><p> </p><p>

"...my god..."</p><p> </p><p>

"I thought it best to tell you as a professional courtesy, goodbye, Mr. Al-Avatar."</p><p> </p><p>

"Yes, yes, khoda hafez..."</p><p> </p><p>

Click.</p><p> </p><p>

Sheiky exhaled, things had just become far more complicated...</p></div><p></p><p></p>

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<p>I have received votes from both the winners of our prediction contest and both men voted for either of the options given so I broke the tie via coin flip:</p><p> </p><p>

Heads - Dirt Sheet Takes An Interest (Expanded details of angles and matches)</p><p> </p><p>

Tails - Sheiky's Notes (Booking insights from Sheiky himself)</p><p> </p><p>

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The Coinflip has spoken so next show will include expanded details on the matches and angles provided via a dirt sheet report. Speaking of...</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>-----------------------------------</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>AWF WE <3 AMERICA</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

AWF US HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH</strong></p><p><strong>

KID TIGER HEART © VS AMW'S MAD DOG MORTIMER</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

BIG BUBBA BLUBBA VS 'THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD HOMEBOY' DAN BILLIOT</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

FLEX AND PECS VS COLOSSUS</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

JAKKI WHITE TRASH VS SARAH SCHOLES</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

HAWAIIAN ICE VS BEAU BUCKS</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

AND MORE!</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p>

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<p>Kid Tiger Heart- <em>because MDM is ugly and good Americans aren't ugly</em></p><p>

Big Bubba Blubba- <em>HOSS</em></p><p>

Collossus- <em>HOOOOOSSSS</em></p><p>

Jakki White Trash- <em>she has a storyline</em></p><p>

Beau Bucks- <em>I love Rich Money </em></p>

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<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>Pro Wrestling Hits Live Report</p><p>

Reporter: Eustace Cleghorn</p><p>

AWF We <3 America</p><p>

TX - Amarillo High School</p><p>

Attendance: 96</p><p> </p><p>

Opening Match: Beau Bucks vs Hawaiian Ice</p><p> </p><p>

Beau Bucks (NYCW's Rich Money rebranded as a smug New York yuppie who likes to beat up hicks) makes short work of masked Jobber Hawaiian Ice, blitzing him with rakes and pokes before putting him away with a top rope elbow called the Dollars From Heaven. Bucks was clearly the better performer, playing his rich preppie character to a t while Ice didn't have much going for him beyond 'Loser'.</p><p> </p><p>

In a bout that had sub-par wrestling and non-existent crowd heat, Beau Bucks defeated Hawaiian Ice in 4:21 by pinfall with a Dollars From Heaven. - E-</p><p> </p><p>

Post-Match Promo:</p><p> </p><p>

Beau Bucks gets on the mic post-match and cuts a promo stating that he did not appreciate losing to Jesse Christian last month and flashed a hand full of cash saying that 'A few more of these woulda bought me a lot more than a busted skull', implying HE paid some thugs to injure Jesse Christian earlier this month (rather than the man actually being injured by an ill-timed spot). He's interrupted suddenly by Yankee Doodle Dandy playing to bring out CZCW's Troy Tornado (now known as All American Troy) who calls Bucks everything wrong with America and says he knows how to make a sissy like him squeal...in pain! They agree to face one another next month.</p><p> </p><p>

Alright promos from both men, not exactly sure what was with that pause in Troy's promo, sounded kinda...well y'know. - E</p><p> </p><p>

Jakki White Trash vs Sarah Scholes:</p><p> </p><p>

Not much more to this than two ladies wearing very little shaking their rears which...is kinda disturbing considering this was in a high school. Scholes is pretty green but easy on the eyes and sex appeal is pretty much the only thing Jakki has going for her beyond her ability to be a total b**** to the audience. Jakki dominates the match for the most part, cutting off a brief hope spot by Scholes by spitting 'beer' (though I swear that was a pepsi can) before nailing her with a double arm DDT for the pin and win.</p><p> </p><p>

In a bout that had good wrestling and a decent reaction from the crowd, Jakki White Trash defeated Sarah Scholes in 5:36 by pinfall with a Double Wide DDT after misting her eyes with Budweiser. - D</p><p> </p><p>

Post-Match Angle:</p><p> </p><p>

After the match Jakki attempts to dump more of her 'beer' on Sarah but a sudden appearance by Wanda Fish runs the Queen of the Trailer Park off. - C-</p><p> </p><p>

Colossus angle:</p><p> </p><p>

After Wanda helped Sarah to the back, Colossus came out accompanied by a Nicole Kiss of all people, who grabbed a mic and declared herself the girlfriend of Colossus (as opposed to the fifty or so other men she's the 'girlfriend' of) and said that Colossus would defeat two men faster than Big Bubba Blubba did last month. - D</p><p> </p><p>

Colossus vs Flex and Pecs:</p><p> </p><p>

I figured that Jakki had used soda earlier because of PTA concerns but it seems that the actual reason was that Colossus drank it all instead. Guy was wasted and it showed as he clumsily tossed Flex and Pecs (announced as 'The Body Busters') around the ring before finishing the match in swift and slovenly fashion with a drunken Chokebomb.</p><p> </p><p>

In a bout that had terrible wrestling and non-existent crowd heat, Colossus defeated The Body Busters in a Handicap match in 1:47 when Colossus defeated Pecs by pinfall with a Double Handed Choke Bomb. - E -</p><p> </p><p>

After Colossus' victory, Carl Batch and Big Bubba Blubba stormed out and demanded that Colossus admit that Big Bubba is bigger than him. Colossus and Nicole refuse and make a show of going after the manager and his big charge but the referee holds them apart. The crowd was hot for it despite this being an angle easily solved with a scale and a ruler... - D</p><p> </p><p>

Big Bubba Blubba vs Dan Billiot</p><p> </p><p>

A comedy squash match to calm the crowd, Billiot spent most of the match running away from Bubba who was doing his damndest to catch him much to Carl Batch's annoyance. The whole thing wasn't helped by Nicole Kiss hanging out at ringside and distracting Bubba with flirting looks and twirls of her skirt. Bubba finally gets his hands on Billiot and slams him with a powerslam which gets the pin for the former Elmer Kelly.</p><p> </p><p>

In a bout that had terrible wrestling and non-existent crowd heat, Big Bubba Blubba defeated Dan Billiot in 3:49 by pinfall with a Mountain Mover. During the match we also had Nicole Kiss distract Bubba Blubba. - E-</p><p> </p><p>

Main Event: Kid Tiger Heart © vs Mad Dog Mortimer in a AWF US Heavyweight Title Match</p><p> </p><p>

In a cat and dog contest, AMW jobber Mad Dog Mortimer clashes with Kid Tiger Heart for the AWF's top and only belt so far. Fans were behind underdog KTH which helped to hide that Mortimer's ring work was the dirt worst brawling this side of...well most of AMW's roster. KTH breaks out his impressive 450 splash after carrying the match to give Mortimer a career best match (which is pretty sad all things considered).</p><p> </p><p>

In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, Kid Tiger Heart defeated Mad Dog Mortimer in 9:50 by pinfall with a 450 Splash. Kid Tiger Heart makes defence number 1 of his AWF US Heavyweight title. - E</p><p> </p><p>

Post Match Angle:</p><p> </p><p>

After the bout KTH's celebration of his title defense is cut short by Sheik Ali Al-Avatar storming the ring and attacking the champ post-match. The Iranian beats down KTH brutally before digging into his singlet for what I thought was a fork but I swear to you was a spoon. No visible blood but I think that was what they were going for, still an alright angle.- D</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Backstage After The Show...</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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"Wonderful Wrestlefolk of the AWF, I come to you again to speak of wonderful things you have done wonderfully!"</p><p> </p><p>

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"He's saying wonderful a lot..."</p><p> </p><p>

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"Toldja giving him a word of the day calendar was a bad idea!"</p><p> </p><p>

"SILENCE NEW WRESTLERS! It has become time for to give special praise for greatness, yes? Yes! Let us start..."</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>BIG BUBBA BLUBBA!</strong></p><p> </p><p>

"Yes, the most blubberest Bubba in all the land, you have proven yourself to be as unshakable as the gelatin!"</p><p> </p><p>

"Urrrrrrrp...thanks?"</p><p> </p><p>

"Very good, next!"</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>ALL AMERICAN TROY!</strong></p><p> </p><p>

"Our All American Boy! Such a way with words you had, my young friend, so very American in everything you say!"</p><p> </p><p>

"Uh, yeah boss, but some of those things seemed a little...g-"</p><p> </p><p>

"AND OF COURSE WHO CAN FORGET!?"</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>KID TIGER HEART!</strong></p><p> </p><p>

"He of the heart of a tiger and all the eyeballs on that heart!"</p><p> </p><p>

"That's not how the song goes, boss..."</p><p> </p><p>

"Nonsense, do not speak incorrectly of the American musical artform, Beau."</p><p> </p><p>

"MY NAME IS RICH!"</p><p> </p><p>

"Again, so on the nose, is very silly name, please change name legally to what I gave you, yes?"</p><p> </p><p>

"NO!"</p><p> </p><p>

"You are lucky you have such talent. Now away with all of you, your paychecks will be in your rental cars!"</p><p> </p><p>

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"Boss Ah dun hoofed it here, where's mah check s'posed ta be?"</p><p> </p><p>

"On you bald spot."</p><p> </p><p>

"There ain't nothin' up-...huh. How'd ya do that?"</p><p> </p><p>

"Genies, NOW GO!"</p></div><p></p><p></p>

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<p>First of all, apologies for taking so long to post this, work hit me hard and just annihilated my creativity for the whole week.</p><p> </p><p>

Second of all, congrats to newcomer DeathZone2 for acing this round of predictions! Mr. Zone 2 I give you the choice of our next show upgrade:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Promotional Photos:</strong> The character portraits of our wrestlers will accompany the match write-ups.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Sheiky's Mix-Tape:</strong> I will provide links to theme songs for our wrestlers in their names.</p><p> </p><p>

Stay tuned for the card for our next show!</p>

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<strong>AWF LONGHORN STAMPEDE</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

AWF US HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH</strong></p><p><strong>

KID TIGER HEART © VS SHEIK ALI AL-AVATAR</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

ALL AMERICAN TROY VS BEAU BUCKS</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

WANDA FISH VS THE DEBUTING RAVEN NIGHTFALL</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

SARAH SCHOLES VS CHERRY BOMB</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

Plus The Weigh-In For Big Bubba Blubba vs Colossus!</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p>

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<p><strong>AWF LONGHORN STAMPEDE</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>AWF US HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH</strong></p><p>

<strong>KID TIGER HEART ©</strong> VS SHEIK ALI AL-AVATAR</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>ALL AMERICAN TROY</strong> VS BEAU BUCKS</p><p> </p><p>

WANDA FISH VS <strong>THE DEBUTING RAVEN NIGHTFALL</strong></p><p> </p><p>

SARAH SCHOLES VS <strong>CHERRY BOMB</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Plus The Weigh-In For Big Bubba Blubba vs Colossus!</p><p>

Today 05:13 PM</p>

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