Pteroid Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Company Name: Simply Awesome Wrestling Location: Great Lakes Size: Local Product: 'Theatrical Entertainment' Company Bio: Formed in the last month of 2015, Simply Awesome Wrestling was founded by wrestling legend Bruce the Giant with the money he made selling the rights to his life story to a movie company that wanted a feelgood story to win a few Oscars with and make a bunch of money. Eschewing any actual wrestling, the company exists purely for the entertainment of its owner and will probably be remembered as a hemorrhoid on the rear of Sport and Sports Entertainment alike. But it'll probably be the only place where you'll see a trios match between a gang of postapocalyptic raiders and the protagonists of Wizard of Oz so there. The Rules of SAW Are As Follows: 1. Disqualifications are Boring, so they aren't allowed. 2. If Bruce decides a match is dragging, he can bang a gong to allow another wrestler to enter the match, first come first serve. 3. Management reserves the right to chokeslam anyone who annoys, antagonizes, or bores them. SAW Multidimensional Championship Current Holder: Vacant SAW Intergender Interspecies Interstellar Intertemporal Interstate Tag Team Championship Current Holders: Vacant SAW Battlejam Cup Battle Royal Title (Held Every May) Winners: None So Far SAW Mask of the Prank King/Queen (24/7 'Hardcore' Title) Current Holder: Vacant ROSTER! The Wonderful Wrestlers of Oz Scarecrow | The Tin Man | The Cowardly Lion | Dorothy Gale The War Boyz Blaster Master | FREEK | Immortan Humungus The Kingdom Animalia Harker of the Jungle | Stretch The Chicken Boy | Man Zebra The Zebra Man Unaffiliated Tennessee William | Super Ninja | THE ARCHITECT Mark Smart | Drake Young STAFF: Bruce T. Giant, Esq Owner, Proprietor, Founder, Peanut Gallery, Chokeslam Enthusiast Alfonso Garcia Announcer Mac Smith Colour Commentator Coach Norman Referee Recurring Events: Battlejam (May) Hostile Halloween (October) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 <p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="WGgMy0o.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/WGgMy0o.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> <strong>SAW: Show Of The Year!</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> SAW Multiversal Multi-(Wo)Man Elimination Match</strong></p><p><strong> Super Ninja vs Dorothy Gale vs Tennessee William vs Harker of the Jungle vs Blaster Master vs THE ARCHITECT</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> I^5 Tag Team Title Qualifier</strong></p><p><strong> Drake Young and Mark Smart vs Cowardly Lion & Tin Man</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> I^5 Tag Team Title Qualifier #2</strong></p><p><strong> Stretch The Chicken Boy & Man Zebra vs FREAK & Immortan Humungus</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> +A whole bunch of matches we probably didn't even plan on, we're good like that!</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhyme1234 Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 <p>SAW Multiversal Multi-(Wo)Man Elimination Match</p><p> <strong>Super Ninja </strong>vs Dorothy Gale vs Tennessee William vs Harker of the Jungle vs Blaster Master vs THE ARCHITECT</p><p> </p><p> I^5 Tag Team Title Qualifier</p><p> <strong>Drake Young and Mark Smart </strong>vs Cowardly Lion & Tin Man</p><p> </p><p> I^5 Tag Team Title Qualifier #2</p><p> <strong>Stretch The Chicken Boy & Man Zebra</strong> vs FREAK & Immortan Humungus</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greylocke Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Pteroid" data-cite="Pteroid" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45564" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> 2. If Bruce decides a match is dragging, he can bang a gong to allow another wrestler to enter the match, first come first serve.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Man...this reminds me of how I was hooked on wrestling as a young kid who didn't even speak English at the time. The first wrestling match I ever saw was a Royal Rumble (at least, I think it was). All those guys filling up the ring one by one to join the ongoing fight (seemingly at random, since I didn't understand the rules) after a gong or a buzz was just way too awesome to me.</p><p> </p><p> I was so disappointed to find out later that most wrestling matches don't work like that.</p><p> </p><p> This is a fed that I would definitely pay to watch if it exists in real life.</p><p> </p><p> SAW Multiversal Multi-(Wo)Man Elimination Match</p><p> Super Ninja vs <strong>Dorothy Gale</strong> vs Tennessee William vs Harker of the Jungle vs Blaster Master vs THE ARCHITECT</p><p> </p><p> DO IT FOR TOTO!</p><p> </p><p> I^5 Tag Team Title Qualifier</p><p> Drake Young and Mark Smart vs <strong>Cowardly Lion & Tin Man</strong></p><p> </p><p> FOR OZ!</p><p> </p><p> I^5 Tag Team Title Qualifier #2</p><p> <strong>Stretch The Chicken Boy</strong> & Man Zebra vs FREAK & Immortan Humungus </p><p> </p><p> FOR THE CHICKEN!</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michgcs Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Posting so that I won't forget to check in on this every now and then. Excited to see how the first show goes <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncrewed Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 <p>SAW Multiversal Multi-(Wo)Man Elimination Match</p><p> Super Ninja vs Dorothy Gale vs Tennessee William vs <strong>Harker of the Jungle</strong> vs Blaster Master vs THE ARCHITECT</p><p> </p><p> I^5 Tag Team Title Qualifier</p><p> Drake Young and Mark Smart vs <strong>Cowardly Lion & Tin Man</strong></p><p> </p><p> I^5 Tag Team Title Qualifier #2</p><p> Stretch The Chicken Boy & Man Zebra vs <strong>FREAK & Immortan Humungus</strong></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurphy1014 Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 <p>SAW: Show Of The Year!</p><p> </p><p> SAW Multiversal Multi-(Wo)Man Elimination Match</p><p> <strong>Super Ninja</strong> vs Dorothy Gale vs Tennessee William vs Harker of the Jungle vs Blaster Master vs THE ARCHITECT</p><p> </p><p> I^5 Tag Team Title Qualifier</p><p> Drake Young and Mark Smart vs <strong>Cowardly Lion & Tin Man</strong></p><p> </p><p> I^5 Tag Team Title Qualifier #2</p><p> <strong>Stretch The Chicken Boy & Man Zebra</strong> vs FREAK & Immortan Humungus</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Fingers crossed that Bruce T. Giant, Esq. gets bored at least once.</strong></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noknuckles Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 The wrestlers of Oz can't win the tag match. This is building to a touching story where the the lion finds the courage to wrestle and the Tin Man learns about the heart required to win wrestling matches. They will lose, get shocked and scared but Dorothy will instill courage in them. This is going to be very touching War Boys to sweep, Wrestlers of Oz to lose. Leading to a feel good story where Wrestlers of Oz overcome the scary War Boys. SAW Multiversal Multi-(Wo)Man Elimination Match Super Ninja vs Dorothy Gale vs Tennessee William vs Harker of the Jungle vs Blaster Master vs THE ARCHITECT I^5 Tag Team Title Qualifier Drake Young and Mark Smart vs Cowardly Lion & Tin Man I^5 Tag Team Title Qualifier #2 Stretch The Chicken Boy & Man Zebra vs FREAK & Immortan Humungus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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