The Oddworld

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

Indeed. Though I still want to believe it was intentional

 

Er, sort of. I picked Mid West as a starting point and then realised I know little about the area. Iowa did jump out because of Slipknot but I can't really say I'm a fan (a couple off the first album are ok).

 

But yeah, Leohunter mentioned it and it went over my head as I'd completely forgotten by then.

 

Anyway, thanks for reading and keeping on coming back. It does make it a lot more fun to write.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

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New Fear

Attendance: 112

 

 

 

This is tiring. And pointless. And I’m not making nearly enough money to deal with this sh*t. Streetz came to tell me that Amok has been spreading rumours about him. I honestly don’t care but I get the impression I’m going to have to be sorting something with Amok most months. Sigh. Looking up at the enormous bastard is terrifying. I give him the gentlest of wrist slaps. I bawl in the direction of the locker room and gather everyone outside my office to tell them to go home. I can’t remember why. After a blurry head-count it appears no one has moved so my speech must have worked. I can’t remember what I said. I’m so tired.

 

 

* * *

 

 

I open the show because it’s my circus and this is my adoring public. No one cares. I begin to read the rundown on the match card and notice that I’ve not booked myself tonight. Self preservation maybe? I must have voiced it out loud though as stoner rock blares (QOTSA – Mexicola, if you’re interested) and signals the arrival of Swipe Romero. Romero seems pretty at ease and takes the mic.

 

“You know, boss. I’m just back from Cali and I’m not doing anything right now. Life’s pretty easy. If you’re down I can spare you a few minutes. Shouldn’t take long.”

 

Little sh*t. Let’s do this.

Rating: E-

 

 

Silas Odswald vs Swipe Romero

Classic match of the blind leading the blind. I sock him in his jaw, he clubs me to the face. It’s not a pretty sight. Ever see a man trying to copy lucha libre with a hungover forward roll but not quite make it all the way over? Well, I won’t be trying it again so if you aren’t here tonight you missed it. The match mercifully ends as Romero kicks me, full on, to the side of the face. As if I didn’t have enough head trauma.

Rating: E-

 

 

Oh good, Mad Dog Mortimer’s out. And he wants to talk about Urban Fox. He looks like he’s almost smiling.

 

“You smashed my face up pretty good, you mangy flea-bitten… fox. A toaster! A damn toaster! I don’t know who taught you how to wrestle boy but I guess a whistling woman and a crowing hen never come to a very good end.”

 

Mort stops and grips his chin as if trying to click his jaw right.

 

“Now I know it, and if you don’t know it then you’re sure as hell gonna. The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s tail all the time. Get yourself out here.”

 

Urban Fox appears, dragging the same weapon filled trashcan from last month and jitters his way to the ring. Behind the mask his eyes are darting constantly. He looks up at Mad Dog and just nods. Mort invites him in and he takes a moment to consider before stepping through the ropes… right into a boot from Mortimer! Looks like the rematch is on.

Rating: E-

 

 

Mad Dog Mortimer vs Urban Fox – Hardcore match

Mad Dog is pasting the young Fox all over the ring. Punches, kicks, none of them particularly damaging but Mort is incessant. A man possessed. In a moment for 90s pastiche, out comes the STOP sign and used to clatter Fox to the mat. This continues for a while until Mortimer appears to be looking for something in Urban Fox’s trashcan. He can’t find it which, considering it’s not an overly large can, is disturbing but it buys Fox some time. Fox slips out from the ring and reaches underneath pulling out the much cherished toaster. Mort turns round but it’s too late as toaster meets skull and one bulldog later the ref is counting… three! Fox wins!

Rating: E-

 

 

Next up it’s Robin DaLay and he’s very unhappy with Seth Whitehead. I’m not going to go into detail because he is droning on quite a bit but it seems he’s taken particular umbrage with having his bootlaces tied to the ring ropes thus allowing Seth to escape the cage last month. He calls out the champ but instead it’s Hurakan that answers.

 

“DaLay, no one asked you to be here. When you got your ass beat, no one asked you to stick around. And no one is going to miss you when you’re gone. Hiding behind Daddy’s name in bright lights won’t do sh*t for you because here in OWC we’re all on that same bottom rung looking up at those lights. Now, if you’re going to stand in the ring any longer, people are going to think you came here for a fight... and I don’t see anyone else with their ring gear on.”

 

DaLay’s lip curls into a snarl.

 

“Later, little man. Do you have any idea how much this suit costs? It’s tailored in Europe. My father flies a little old Italian man in especially… and then we both laugh at how poor he is. Ha ha ha ha. I have my ring gear in the back - one of a kind designer boots. You’ll see them tonight as they stomp your face into oblivion!”

 

Oooh! We’ve got ourselves a match!

Rating: E+

 

 

Asami Okubo (w/ Venus Angeletti) vs Betty Dugal

And the women’s revolution in OWC continues to splutter on. Okubo is beginning to be recognised by fans as a force in the division. This is a competitive match but still the fans appear to be lukewarm to it. Okubo works a submission based ground game countering Dugal’s high flying proclivities. In another flat finish, Okubo rolls through a slam and garners the submission victory via leglock.

Rating: F+

 

 

The OWC Heavyweight Champion Seth Whitehead is in high demand tonight as Jon ‘Streetz’ Brown is out and he wants a word. Several words. Non-stop. This is a guy who likes to talk.

 

“Champ! Hey, champ! I know you can hear me back there. I know you’re on top of the world right now but let me tell you – it ain’t all roses, playa. Being number one is a tough game. Everyone is after you. It’s lonely at the top! And I should know! They call me the Manager of Champions for a reason! You need more than a ho with a nice booty to manage your affairs if you want to make it in this business, champ. Never mix business with ple-”

 

Alice in Chains’ ‘Man In The Box’ kicks in and it seems that Streetz now has Mr Whitehead’s attention. Seth does not look happy.

 

“I’ll give you to the count of ten to get out of the ring before I break you in half… TEN!”

 

Streetz scatters before Seth even makes it to the apron. Clare South gives him a wide smile and shakes her splendid ass at the retreating ‘Manager of Champions.’ Though he appears to have one last thing to say.

 

“I came to you. I came to you to offer my services. I would have made you untouchable, champ. Everyone knows who I am and what I’m capable of. Remember this, champ. Remember this… we’ll be back.”

 

Ooh. Ominous.

Rating: D

 

 

Robin DaLay vs Hurakan

This is the classic take on David versus Goliath – the bigger they are the harder they fall… but they don’t fall so often – DaLay the big brawler taking on the smaller, faster luchadore Hurakan. To continue with another tired analogy, it’s a game of cat and mouse – Hurakan doing well to evade The Canadian Nightmare and stay one step ahead. The Mexican is able to wow the crowd with flips and dives and comes close with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors. DaLay meanwhile looks to slow the match down and grind Hurakan into the mat, a fallaway slam garnering a two-count. The finish comes out of nowhere as Hurakan misses a leg lariat and DaLay wraps up the pin using the ropes for leverage.

Rating: E+

 

 

OWC Heavyweight Championship

Seth Whitehead (w/ Clare South) vs Martyr

Main event time. These two have not stood on opposite sides of the ring for over a year and the fans are up for this one! Both men charge and we have a slobberknocker on our hands. Whitehead, the champion, more technically proficient than his foe but Martyr is prepared to leave it all out there and take risks no other man would even consider. The fight spills outside the ring and Martyr lands a huge dive with the grace of a cruiserweight - both men wiped out upon impact. The brawl takes us round the hall and back to the ring where Whitehead attempts the Butterfly Bomb only for Martyr to reverse it and nail the champion with his Judgement Slam! The referee makes the count but it’s broken by Amok! The enormous clown drills Martyr with a stiff lariat and hits his Double Handed Chokeslam. Absolute carnage as the referee calls for the bell and announces the DQ.

Rating: D-

 

 

Show Rating: D-

 

 

 

[DarK_RaideR]

I applaud the splendid taste in music picks, which is exactly where all good taste should end in OWC. Also, if Urban Fox keeps up that gimmick, he's gonna need a repackaging and a racoon mask soon. Kudos to you, sir. Keep it up, please.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

I applaud the splendid taste in music picks, which is exactly where all good taste should end in OWC. Also, if Urban Fox keeps up that gimmick, he's gonna need a repackaging and a racoon mask soon. Kudos to you, sir. Keep it up, please.

 

Haaa, it’s funny you should mention the music. Might have something on that soon. And yeah I like Urban Fox but he ain’t no trash panda. Where I am we get a lot of foxes rooting in bins. Is it the same with raccoons? And thanks for coming back man.

[dstephe4]

Do you have any idea how much this suit costs? It’s tailored in Europe. My father flies a little old Italian man in especially… and then we both laugh at how poor he is. Ha ha ha ha.

 

I have nothing but good things to say about this.

 

I also like the toaster-based feud. A genuinely original idea. Will there be a Toaster Match to finish the feud?

[alpha2117]

I have nothing but bad things to say about OWC - it's a dumpster fire when the dumpster is filled with dung!

 

It's magnificent!

[DarK_RaideR]

Where I am we get a lot of foxes rooting in bins. Is it the same with raccoons? And thanks for coming back man.

To my understanding, yes, racoons do that in the U.S. while foxes in the U.K. and maybe mainland Europe. I wouldn't know by experience, sadly where I'm from it's mainly people digging through trash

 

I also like the toaster-based feud. A genuinely original idea. Will there be a Toaster on a Pole Match to finish the feud?

There

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

I have nothing but good things to say about this.

 

I also like the toaster-based feud. A genuinely original idea. Will there be a Toaster Match to finish the feud?

 

Thank you man. I hadn't factored the toaster until I came to the write up and couldn't think of anything to put. There's no planning. It may have to make an appearance again though.

 

 

I have nothing but bad things to say about OWC - it's a dumpster fire when the dumpster is filled with dung!

 

It's magnificent!

 

Thank you man. I do like to 'disappoint.'

 

 

To my understanding, yes, racoons do that in the U.S. while foxes in the U.K. and maybe mainland Europe. I wouldn't know by experience, sadly where I'm from it's mainly people digging through trash

 

 

Toaster on a pole is not a bad shout.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

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[alpha2117]

She looks stabby - everyone loves stabby girls.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

She looks stabby - everyone loves stabby girls.

 

It's true. Although maybe not the stabbee.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

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<strong><span style="font-size:18px;">Something Wicked This Way Comes</span></strong></p><p>

Attendance: 125</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

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I don’t know how long I can keep doing this for. My chest hurts.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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I’m out in the ring with a microphone. In twenty five shows I’ve never once been able to get past the third line of the event card, but tonight will be different.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Ladies and ge-...”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Of course, tonight I’m interrupted by Stayin’ Alive by the Bee Gees. I pinch the bridge of my nose. It’s going to be a lon- … what the hell is this? Kikuchi??</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#FF0000;"><em>Reveal</em></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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</div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>DISCO Kikuchi</em></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Kikuchi struts to the ring while one of our event staff follows him with a fishing rode to hold a small shimmering disco ball over his head. The falsetto shrieks of the brothers Gibb are already weaponising my hangover. This I do not need.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“What the hell are you doing out here? Where’s the cowboy hat I gave you? Where’s my f*cking cowboy hat?!”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

DISCO Kikuchi strikes a pose in the middle of the ring and begins the Night Fever dance. Oddly some of the crowd have started to clap along. Well, you can tell by the way I use </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>my</em></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> walk that I’m in no mood for this bullsh*t. I go to grab Kikuchi but he spins and drops me with a discus, sorry disco punch and beckons for me to come and try again.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I motion to Gregory Chapman to ring the damn bell. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Silas Odswald vs DISCO Kikuchi</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I really liked that cowboy hat. Certainly more than this match. DISCO works hard and I try and keep up but he’s just too good. Another disco punch for good measure and a springboard back elbow leave me seeing stars and Kikuchi locks in the Tokyo Cloverleaf for the win. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

There’s no break from the action as Hurakan is out, incensed at Robin DaLay’s cheating tactics at New Fear last month. DaLay to his credit answers his foe and doesn’t even try and deny it.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Little man, I want you to think very carefully. There’s no shame in being bested by the best of the best. I can give you your rematch but there will be no change, no deviation. You’re looking at another L on your record, little buddy.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

This seemed to rile Hurakan even further.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“DaLay, you better speak to your Daddy and get another one of your designer suits made for when I shove your head up your ass! I believe they make them in Europe!”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Ooh, fighting talk. The crowd dig it. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: D-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Urban Fox vs Motoyuki Miyake</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

A relative newcomer over from Canada versus a Japanese wrestler making his debut. This was always going to go well. At least it’s not going to last long. Miyake hammers Fox with a range of suplexes in quick succession and locks in a katahajime. Ever seen a fox dropped on it’s head? Brutal. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“The Masked Man Of Fear” Phobia is out next. He cackles all the way to the ring and announces to the crowd that he has a title shot tonight against the OWC Heavyweight Champion Seth Whitehead. He seems in a confident mood.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Ha ha ha ha ha. Seth Whitehead! Ha ha ha ha. Tonight you will see the true meaning of fear. I will get inside your head and leave no stone unturned. Ha ha ha. HA ha ha ha. I will leave you as a terrified wreck, afraid of your own shadow and I will take your OWC Heavyweight Championship. Ha ha ha ha.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

This guy is nuts. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Emiko Myoshi vs Betty Dugal</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Another newcomer against a relative unknown. Who is booking this crap?? As is now established tradition in OWC the token womens match on the card must tank. This one does. Big time. I once knew a girl called Betty. It didn’t end well. This one ends with an inside cradle on the six minute mark, only about five minutes too long. Emiko takes the win. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Oniji Hanari is out in a rare appearance. He demands a microphone and cackles in guttural Japanese to bring out Amok, the huge 7ft clown. Though he continues to speak in Japanese it is clear Hanari is unveiling Amok as an associate. They don’t get long however as their presence draws out Marytr… and his chainsaw! He drops Hanari with a jumping big boot and swings the chainsaw at Amok narrowly missing the big man. Amok clears the ring quickly and Martyr tuns back to Hanari nailing a huge Judgement Slam. Retrieving the chainsaw Martyr turns back to Amok and chases him down the aisle. Insanity. The crowd don’t know what to make of it. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Robin DaLay vs Hurakan</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Hurakan is still incensed and takes it to the ‘Canadian Nightmare’ with hard shots, staggering the big man. Similar to their match last month, Hurakan has to strike and move, avoiding DaLay’s jabs and big haymakers. This can only last for so long - Hurakan delays on a springboard before being floored with a big boot. DaLay asserts his dominance with a brutal beatdown but his confidence is his downfall as Hurakan catches him with an enziguri! Then… leaping springboard DDT! Hurakan with the cover… three! Hurakan steals it. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

OWC Heavyweight Championship</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Seth Whitehead (w/ Clare South) vs Phobia</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Phobia told Whitehead that he would get into the champion’s head for this match and the mind games begin with the challenger taunting his opponent’s valet and real-life girlfriend, Clare South. If there’s a way to piss off Seth Whitehead even more it’s to threaten his lady and Phobia gets viciously bounced around the ring. Surely this has not gone to plan for the masked man. Phobia tries to fight his way back into the match but it’s all Seth and the champion polishes him off with the Butterfly Powerbomb and a Jumping Piledriver for good measure. Whitehead retains. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: D</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Seth Whitehead enjoys a well earned victory in the ring but the celebrations are short lived as the champ is attacked from behind by a mystery man! We can see that the man has a chain wrapped around his fist and is pounding Whitehead in the face over and over. Oh, and look who’s with him...</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#FF0000;"><em>Reveal</em></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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<img src="</div></div><a href="https://i.ibb.co/xMZh0Fy/Bullseye.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><a href="https://i.ibb.co/xMZh0Fy/Bullseye.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><a href="https://i.ibb.co/xMZh0Fy/Bullseye.jpg" rel="external nofollow">https://i.ibb.co/xMZh0Fy/Bullseye.jpg"</a></div><a href="https://i.ibb.co/xMZh0Fy/Bullseye.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a></div><a href="https://i.ibb.co/xMZh0Fy/Bullseye.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> alt="Bullseye" border="0"> <img src="</div></div><a href="https://i.ibb.co/tHL8M4q/Streetz.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><a href="https://i.ibb.co/tHL8M4q/Streetz.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><a href="https://i.ibb.co/tHL8M4q/Streetz.jpg" rel="external nofollow">https://i.ibb.co/tHL8M4q/Streetz.jpg"</a></div><a href="https://i.ibb.co/tHL8M4q/Streetz.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a></div><a href="https://i.ibb.co/tHL8M4q/Streetz.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> alt="Streetz" border="0"></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Bullseye and Streetz</em></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Streetz is calling the shots as his new charge is hammering away on Whitehead. The champion’s face is a bloody mess. It seems as if the newcomer is not finished yet though as he unwinds the chain from his fist and thrashes it across the back of the prone Whitehead. Over and over. Clare is beside herself at ringside. Seth attempts to tell her to get out of here but is beaten into unconsciousness. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

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[alpha2117]

A D- OWC got a D- wow

[DarK_RaideR]

DISCO Kikuchi is a rare gem and I truly hope you'll consider a feud between him and Hanari, building up to a hair vs hair, nay, DISCO afro vs green clown afro match

[BlueStar]

DISCO fever in the Oddworld! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!

 

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

A D- OWC got a D- wow

 

I know. Don’t worry, it’s still mostly dreadful.

 

 

DISCO Kikuchi is a rare gem and I truly hope you'll consider a feud between him and Hanari, building up to a hair vs hair, nay, DISCO afro vs green clown afro match

 

Thank you, I’m happy DISCO Kikuchi got a good response. He’s been idling doing nothing for a while so this was a fun change to do. To be honest I’m not sure what I’m doing with Hanari. He’s late 40s and absolute garbage. Hm, perfect.

 

 

DISCO fever in the Oddworld! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!

 

 

Oh man, how have I not seen that before?? Brilliantly terrible or terribly brilliant?

[BlueStar]

I think Disco Inferno was the perfect Comedy midcard act in WCW. A spin-off in the Oddworld would seem ... a terrible perfect fit. (Is that English??)

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BlueStar" data-cite="BlueStar" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I think Disco Inferno was the perfect Comedy midcard act in WCW. A spin-off in the Oddworld would seem ... a terrible perfect fit. (Is that English??) <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I never liked Disco Inferno, like really never liked him. Not heel heat, like change channel heat. I think there would be a place for him in today's wrestling tough. In a world of bland cookie-cutter wrestlers, that level of awfulness would really stand out.</p>

[alpha2117]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-cite="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I never liked Disco Inferno, like really never liked him. Not heel heat, like change channel heat. I think there would be a place for him in today's wrestling tough. In a world of bland cookie-cutter wrestlers, that level of awfulness would really stand out.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> The one who could really work in Alex Wright - Disco's gimmick was already dated when he was wrestling but Wrights techno stuff is still around.</p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="alpha2117" data-cite="alpha2117" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>The one who could really work in Alex Wright - Disco's gimmick was already dated when he was wrestling but Wrights techno stuff is still around.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Y'see, I didn't mind him as Berlyn. Not sure I saw much of his techno stuff.</p>

[alpha2117]

<p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="<a href="https://www.youtube.com/embed/znrFDj464L4" rel="external nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/embed/znrFDj464L4"</a> frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p> </p><p>

I present to you something that fits OWC in it's naffness</p><p> </p><p>

I miss the Nitro Girls or as Scott Steiner described them a bunch of coked up bisexual strippers from Atlanta - If Silas had the cash we all know he's have coked up bisexual strippers! </p><p> </p><p>

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="<a href="https://www.youtube.com/embed/D_1nYEfDKuc" rel="external nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/embed/D_1nYEfDKuc"</a> frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p> </p><p>

This particular routine netted her a husband - Shawn Michaels loved the routine and begged Kevin Nash to set him up on a date. Everyone was shocked when less than a month later he ran away to Vegas and married her.</p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

Oh my days. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<p>Yeah I can't watch that in work. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

I was thinking that, if budget allows, an OWC Nitro Girls could work. But really cheap, unattractive ones. Really ropey strippers.</p>

[BlueStar]

Zigler always reminds me of Alex Wright. I really likes Disco though (even if that was only on pre-Youtube European PPV).

[DarK_RaideR]

I was thinking that, if budget allows, an OWC Nitro Girls could work. But really cheap, unattractive ones. Really ropey strippers.

Now I'm really hoping someone like Vikki Viktoria or Notorious F.R.E.A.K. pulls an Alex Wright to crash that segment