The Oddworld

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="alpha2117" data-cite="alpha2117" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Oh yeah I got the joke and I thought you would appreciate the stupid play on Flashlight.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Very much so. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[DarK_RaideR]

Magazines? Printed press? What is this, the 60s?!

[alpha2117]

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[Bigelow Cartwheel]

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Well...</p><p> </p><p>

Personally I don't see the resemblance.</p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DarK_RaideR" data-cite="DarK_RaideR" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Magazines? Printed press? What is this, the 60s?!</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Ha. The Oddworld is not an advanced world and while the internet obviously exists I don't want to draw attention to it. OWC have a website but they don't have a webmaster and it's never updated. If you want merch it's in Silas' truck before and after the show. Oddworld is grimy and horrible but I want it to romanticise that kind of wrestling and that period of time.</p><p> </p><p> Hm, OWC should have a hotline.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="alpha2117" data-cite="alpha2117" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Printed Pron will never die - wrestling mags not so much</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Good old pron.</p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

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<strong><span style="font-size:18px;">B-Movie Horror Show</span></strong></p><p>

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We are back, baby! We are one month away from OWC’s premier event of the year - Odd Encounters III - and the house is packed! I don’t know what that guy at the bar was on about but we are jamming fans into every available space. We’ve never had a house like it! I might actually start making some money!</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I pranked Venus Angeletti by, heh, get this… I told her that her apartment had burned down and her cat had died in a caged inferno, ha! I’d got one of Clare South’s fake fur hats and torched it out back… and presented it to her in a cardboard box! She broke down in tears in front of the whole locker room! Ha! Half an hour later I told her the truth and she said she found the whole thing very funny and that I should do children’s parties.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Lastly Amok is pissing everyone off and so, running on sheer delirium, I grip the giant by his lapels and tell him to knock it off. It took a few moments for the message to reach my brain and I realise I could’ve been killed by a psychotic clown. Happily, he was far too stunned as I skipped away towards the ring. It’s showtime!</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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</div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Emiko Miyoshi vs Mickie Sixx</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

A debut for the rock chick Miss Sixx and the crowd go mild! Miyoshi is the dainty underdog but the fans aren’t buying it and are grateful when Mickie catches her with the Sixx Shooter (Styles Clash) for the quick victory. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Next out is the OWC Heavyweight champion Seth Whitehead. He is sporting bandages around his head and ribs. It’s been a month, is anyone buying this? Whitehead announces that due to the injuries sustained in the beatdown at Something Wicked This Way Comes he has not been cleared to wrestle tonight. This prompts Streetz, the orchestrator of that vicious attack to come to the ring.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“May I remind you champ. If you’re not fit to compete, if you’re not fit to defend that championship there will come a time when you have to give it up. And remember if you don’t give it up there will always be someone willing to take it from you. Heal up now, champ.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Streetz is grinning wickedly no doubt thinking of when his client Bullseye can get a shot at the title. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

OWC Bloodlust Championship</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Mad Dog Mortimer vs Urban Fox vs Swipe Romero – Hardcore match</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Here we go! A second title now installed in OWC and we’re kicking it off with a triple threat hardcore match. The competitors lay waste to each other with whatever has been deposited in the ring from Fox’s trash can or the fans eagerly gift to them at ringside. It’s that kind of night. It’s all really basic stuff but there’s a simple pleasure in seeing a man cut open with a child’s plastic toy guitar playing “She’ll be coming round the mountain.” It explodes on impact and Romero looks visibly stunned. It wouldn’t be the last time. From out of nowhere Metallica’s ‘Sad But True’ churns out – heavy, yet radio friendly – and a newcomer appears on the balcony. He’s flagrantly ignoring the no smoking policy as well as hammering several cans of beer before he’s anywhere near the ring. Oh, and he’s brought his own Singapore cane!</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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The man announces himself as Trainwreck, hailing from Swanson and Ritner, South Philly.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“I see you f*cking p*ssies pretending to be hardcore. Let’s make this interesting. Three of you, one of me. I’ll take the lot of ya.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Trainwreck storms to the ring and clears it with his Singapore cane. Greg Chapman allows the match to become a four way and it all descends into madness. Mad Dog Mortimer climbs the turnbuckle in preparation for a Moonsault but Urban Fox is there with the toaster! Toaster to the head! Mort falls off the top rope to the outside and head first through a table! He’s unconscious, he’s 40 years old, we may have to send his mother a corsage... And Urban Fox with the Bulldog onto the STOP sign on Romero… Three! We have our first OWC Bloodlust champion! Man, that was terrible. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F+ </strong></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Mad Dog Mortimer’s not moving. We’re having to get him a stretcher and I admit to being more than a little bit worried. He’s now groaning and rolling his eyes back in his head. This does not look good. </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Where am I? What happened? WHO AM I? What’s my name? I can’t remember my naaaaame!”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Ahhh f*ck. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Several members of the audience looked genuinely concerned for Mort as they heard the table break and the sickening thud as his head went straight through to the floor. Mumbling and moaning like someone only allowed out on day-release obviously didn’t help. *exhales* So next out we have the lithe and perky Heather B… and Martyr. Martyr is here to challenge Oniji Hanari and Amok.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Hanaaaaarrrriiiiiiii!! Amooooooooook!! Thirty days. I won’t rest. I won’t sleep. I will walk the endless nights until we come face to face at Odd Encounters III. This will all end. I will face you both and draw a line of blood under our conflict. Your blood. Thirty days.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Aaand anyone who wasn’t freaked out by seeing a middle aged man destroyed by head trauma now has a psychotic killer in a hockey mask declaring a blood feud. And I wonder why I never hear back from potential sponsors. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Silas Odswald vs Motoyuki Miyake</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Do I get to win matches anymore? It’s my company, you’d think I'd stand a better chance than most… Even if that were true it wouldn’t happen tonight. Miyake is an animal. Small but muscular, he greets me by kicking my liver to somewhere near my windpipe and suplexes me out of my boots. There’s a knack to dropping someone on their head and it generally begins by being much stronger than the other person. Dazed, I stagger back into a Katahajime and tap out gurgling as the air is expelled from my body. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Miyake stands over me and calls for a microphone but before one is found Robin DaLay strolls through the curtain. He saunters to the ring and stands across from Motoyuki. He’s significantly bigger but Miyake isn’t backing down.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Get out of the ring, little man. You’ve shown off your little ninja cage fighting and we’re now onto the real wrestling. I’m serious. Leave. I’ve a huge match coming up.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Miyake stares at him understanding every word. He lets a slow, wicked smile grow on his face and exits the ring without breaking eye contact. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Martyr vs Robin DaLay</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

DaLay seems pumped for this match and it has to be questioned whether Martyr can remain focused on tonight’s opponent or if he’s too preoccupied with Hanari and Amok. There’s your narrative for this match. What it adds up to is two men knocking lumps out of one another. Both are heavy hitters in OWC and neither hold back. This match spills to the outside and into the back. When neither return the ref calls for an unsatisfying double count out decision. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: D-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Jon ‘Streetz’ Brown is back out. Who let him back in the building?</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Listen up. Y’all need to wake up and appreciate what’s in front of you. The future of OWC is present. My man Bullseye is your next heavyweight champion. I have it on the authority of Silas Odswald that if Seth Whitehead cannot defend his title next month at Odd Encounters III then he will be forced to relinquish it. Bullseye - without having wrestled a single match - has now been named the number one contender to the OWC Heavyweight Championship. Oh yes, it pays to have a man like myself in your corner. I am the manager of champions and when I start speaking you people better start paying attention and give me some damn respect. Tonight you are all fortunate enough to witness the official OWC debut of your next champion. My advice to you Hurakan: Fear him. Respect him. And stay the hell out of his way.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

There’s your main event right there, folks. Bullseye versus Hurakan. And it’s up next. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Bullseye (w/ Streetz) vs Hurakan</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Streetz is positively beaming as he escorts Bullseye to the ring to Cypress Hill’s Rap Superstar. Bullseye looks mean brandishing the chain that busted open Seth Whitehead so many times. The man is remorseless. Hurakan is fired up and takes it to Bullseye from the bell. Bullseye isn’t just a street thug though, he’s athletic and looks to pull off high flying manoeuvres to match his opponent. Hurakan comes close with several near falls but a leg trip from Streetz behind the referee’s back allows Bullseye to assert his dominance. Bullseye works over Hurakan and signals for the PPK, the Pin-Point Knee (Running Knee Strike)! He takes to the ropes but Seth Whitehead has vaulted the guard rail and takes out Bullseye with a steel chair. Bullseye crumples to the mat as the ref calls for the bell. Security are grappling with Seth but not enough for him to wrench a mic from the timekeeper’s table.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“See you… at… Odd Encounters III. You can have my belt… when you take it from my cold dead... ... ... fingers.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Oh good. Something else for the sponsors. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E- </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

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[EBEZA]

 

I pranked Venus Angeletti by, heh, get this… I told her that her apartment had burned down and her cat had died in a caged inferno, ha! I’d got one of Clare South’s fake fur hats and torched it out back… and presented it to her in a cardboard box! She broke down in tears in front of the whole locker room! Ha! Half an hour later I told her the truth and she said she found the whole thing very funny and that I should do children’s parties.

 

This had me belly laughing!

 

 

From out of nowhere Metallica’s ‘Sad But True’ churns out – heavy, yet radio friendly – and a newcomer appears on the balcony. He’s flagrantly ignoring the no smoking policy as well as hammering several cans of beer before he’s anywhere near the ring. Oh, and he’s brought his own Singapore cane!

 

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Oh, sweet Jesus...

 

 

Miyake is an animal. Small but muscular, he greets me by kicking my liver to somewhere near my windpipe and suplexes me out of my boots.

 

Another magnificent turn of phrase. Never change!

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

Thank you dude. Glad you liked it.

[dstephe4]

My face is smiling because of this. Silas seems happy in his narrative now, with an optimistic tone in his description of the event. Maybe he's giddy this freak show is actually somehow growing. Or maybe he's just laughing at how he's managed to con nearly 300 people into watching this shit. Either way I like it.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="dstephe4" data-cite="dstephe4" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>My face is smiling because of this. Silas seems happy in his narrative now, with an optimistic tone in his description of the event. Maybe he's giddy this freak show is actually somehow growing. Or maybe he's just laughing at how he's managed to con nearly 300 people into watching this shit. Either way I like it.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thanks man. I think he comes off as giddy because I was a little myself. Just more than doubled the last attendance.</p>

[dstephe4]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-cite="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Thanks man. I think he comes off as giddy because I was a little myself. Just more than doubled the last attendance.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I like that it's doing so well given the average rating seems to be an E+. It's accurate though to real life. Some people don't care about the quality of the wrestling so long as there's plenty of blood and guts. Oddworld reminds me of a less reputable, less hygienic pre-Shane Douglas XPW. That was run by the infamous pornographer Rob Black, so was obviously more wholesome and reputable than Oddworld, though both had a heavy odour of sweat, blood and talcum powder.</p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

I like that it's doing so well given the average rating seems to be an E+. It's accurate though to real life. Some people don't care about the quality of the wrestling so long as there's plenty of blood and guts. Oddworld reminds me of a less reputable, less hygienic pre-Shane Douglas XPW. That was run by the infamous pornographer Rob Black, so was obviously more wholesome and reputable than Oddworld, though both had a heavy odour of sweat, blood and talcum powder.

 

Yeah XPW, especially after Shane Douglas took control, really was a wannabe ECW. And that's fitting because OWC is a wannabe DAVE (without being anywhere near their level).

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

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Full card:

 

OWC Heavyweight Championship - Street Fight

Seth Whitehead vs Bullseye

 

Two on One Handicap match

Oniji Hanari and Amok vs Martyr

 

Robin DaLay vs ???

 

Phobia vs Hurakan

 

OWC Womens Championship

Asami Okubo vs Emiko Miyoshi vs Betty Dugal vs Mickie Sixx

 

OWC Bloodlust Championship - Tables match

Urban Fox vs Trainwreck

 

Silas Odswald vs DISCO Kikuchi

 

 

 

 

Come and see unique hardcore circus wrestling at OWC's premier event of the year!

 

You do not want to miss this!

 

- Silas

 

 

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

So, as is customary for big events I would like to kindly request predictions and to offer a prize to the winner. Let's say pick the next Bloodlust champion. Predict on here and I'll message the winner (please reply privately with who you want to win the belt, the type of match, any other participants, etc). Should be fun. Thanks.

 

 

OWC Heavyweight Championship - Street Fight

Seth Whitehead vs Bullseye

Comments:

 

Two on One Handicap match

Oniji Hanari and Amok vs Martyr

Comments:

 

Robin DaLay vs ???

Comments:

 

Phobia vs Hurakan

Comments:

 

OWC Womens Championship

Asami Okubo vs Emiko Miyoshi vs Betty Dugal vs Mickie Sixx

Comments:

 

OWC Bloodlust Championship - Tables match

Urban Fox vs Trainwreck

Comments:

 

Silas Odswald vs DISCO Kikuchi

Comments:

[DarK_RaideR]

OWC Heavyweight Championship - Street Fight

Seth Whitehead vs Bullseye

Comments: It's a big event, so I can see a big title switch happening. Whitehead's been champ for long enough, Bullseye is a hardcore type that can sell a victory here and frankly, if he doesn't win, where can he and Street go from there?

 

Two on One Handicap match

Oniji Hanari and Amok vs Martyr

Comments: I'm surprised at how hard this is to predict. As bad as Hanari and the new kid are, I'm guessing the numbers game eventually catches up to Martyr, plus Amok's a big dude and clowns always seem to have some trick up their sleeve.

 

Robin DaLay vs ???

Comments: Guessing some big name debuts here

 

Phobia vs Hurakan

Comments: More upside to Phobia since he's a more hardcore-esque type and his gimmick fits OWC's style better.

 

OWC Womens Championship

Asami Okubo vs Emiko Miyoshi vs Betty Dugal vs Mickie Sixx

Comments: Stabbity stab.

 

OWC Bloodlust Championship - Tables match

Urban Fox vs Trainwreck

Comments: Push the toaster!

 

Silas Odswald vs DISCO Kikuchi

Comments: Love Kikuchi and his wild gimmicks, but come on. He's a comedy character. One of the few guys Odswald can get a win over, these days

[alpha2117]

OWC Heavyweight Championship - Street Fight

Seth Whitehead vs Bullseye

 

Two on One Handicap match

Oniji Hanari and Amok vs Martyr

 

Robin DaLay vs ???

 

Phobia vs Hurakan

 

OWC Womens Championship

Asami Okubo vs Emiko Miyoshi vs Betty Dugal vs Mickie Sixx

 

OWC Bloodlust Championship - Tables match

Urban Fox vs Trainwreck

 

Silas Odswald vs DISCO Kikuchi

 

I don't care who wins because we all know the winner will be wrestling … unfortunately for OWC and the fools who pay to watch this, very little wrestling will actually be going on and the winning will be occurring elsewhere.

[Anaddeo89]

Scary poster!

 

Full card:

 

OWC Heavyweight Championship - Street Fight

Seth Whitehead vs Bullseye

 

Two on One Handicap match

Oniji Hanari and Amok vs Martyr

 

Robin DaLay vs ???

 

Phobia vs Hurakan

 

OWC Womens Championship

Asami Okubo vs Emiko Miyoshi vs Betty Dugal vs Mickie Sixx

 

OWC Bloodlust Championship - Tables match

Urban Fox vs Trainwreck

 

Silas Odswald vs DISCO Kikuchi

[Largo833]

Part of me wants to never make a second prediction so I can forever say I'm undefeated, but here goes

 

 

OWC Heavyweight Championship - Street Fight

Seth Whitehead vs Bullseye

 

Two on One Handicap match

Oniji Hanari and Amok vs Martyr

 

Robin DaLay vs ???

 

Phobia vs Hurakan

 

OWC Womens Championship

Asami Okubo vs Emiko Miyoshi vs Betty Dugal vs Mickie Sixx

 

OWC Bloodlust Championship - Tables match

Urban Fox vs Trainwreck

 

Silas Odswald vs DISCO Kikuchi

[BlueStar]

OWC Heavyweight Championship - Street Fight

Seth Whitehead vs Bullseye

Comments: Probably a draw but if anyone wins, it's Seth.

 

Two on One Handicap match

Oniji Hanari and Amok vs Martyr

Comments:

 

Robin DaLay vs ???

Comments: He's facing Donald Trump so my money is on DaLay.

 

Phobia vs Hurakan

Comments: Seems a bit of a better worker....?

 

OWC Womens Championship

Asami Okubo vs Emiko Miyoshi vs Betty Dugal vs Mickie Sixx

Comments: Random.Org told me to. Mostly the booking works this way.

 

OWC Bloodlust Championship - Tables match

Urban Fox vs Trainwreck

Comments:Probably because Fox won't win.

 

Silas Odswald vs DISCO Kikuchi

Comments: DISCO FEVER DISCO FEVER YEAH YEAH YEAH....he's probably one of the best workers and will eat the pinfall. Build him up as a totally surprise champ would be great.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

Thanks for all the predictions, guys. Looking forward to this one.

[dstephe4]

I have not made predictions. This is nothing to do with Oddworld, it's just a policy of mine based on the fact that I am genuinely and horifically bad at predictions.

 

My money's on Martyr though. Because nobody likes clowns.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

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We here at OWC are very happy to welcome Lois on board and hope that the standard of refereeing can increase significantly. On a personal note, I'd like to add that it can't possibly get any worse. Welcome to the team and good luck. You'll need it.

 

- Silas

 

 

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

I have not made predictions. This is nothing to do with Oddworld, it's just a policy of mine based on the fact that I am genuinely and horifically bad at predictions.

 

My money's on Martyr though. Because nobody likes clowns.

 

It's not a bad policy to have. And it's near pointless with Oddworld because that would imply proper thought goes into this.

 

I challenge your assertion that nobody likes clowns though.

[Aurora]

Everybody Loves Creepy Clown Guys.

 

I remember Victoria Corbin Mitchell asking who loves Clowns because it's certainly not children ... or adults. They are just weird. Perfect for wrestling though.

[joshbrady91]

OWC Heavyweight Championship - Street Fight

Seth Whitehead vs Bullseye

 

Two on One Handicap match

Oniji Hanari and Amok vs Martyr

 

Robin DaLay vs ???

 

Phobia vs Hurakan

 

OWC Womens Championship

Asami Okubo vs Emiko Miyoshi vs Betty Dugal vs Mickie Sixx

 

OWC Bloodlust Championship - Tables match

Urban Fox vs Trainwreck

 

Silas Odswald vs DISCO Kikuchi