The Oddworld

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

Zigler always reminds me of Alex Wright. I really likes Disco though (even if that was only on pre-Youtube European PPV).

 

I wanted Zigler to be the next Mr Perfect but I just have to accept that that era of wrestling is gone now.

 

 

Now I'm really hoping someone like Vikki Viktoria or Notorious F.R.E.A.K. pulls an Alex Wright to crash that segment

 

I honestly don't know if I can do it justice.

[EBEZA]

<p>This diary is awful<span style="color:#FFFFFF;">ly good. I love it!</span></p><p> </p><p>

Highlight the line above.</p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

Ha haa, thank you dude. Though you’d be correct even without the additional text. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

[EBEZA]

Ha haa, thank you dude. Though you’d be correct even without the additional text.

 

Nah, OWC is awful, but the diary about OWC is awesome!

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

Nah, OWC is awful, but the diary about OWC is awesome!

 

You're too kind, man.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<img src="

https://i.ibb.co/x7HL6Z4/OWC-Banner-2.jpg"

alt="OWC-Banner-2" border="0">

 

 

 

 

Alright chumps,

 

Don't ask me where I got the licence for this but we're putting it out on the website soon. Go to

http://www.damnthiswrestlingsucks.com

and check it out!

 

Buy it, please. I had a wife and two kidneys. My liver thinks I'm attending meetings.

 

- Silas

 

 

 

<img src="

https://i.ibb.co/LZQrpJj/OWC-The-Album.jpg"

alt="OWC-The-Album" border="0">

 

 

 

1. Seth Whitehead -

- Alice In Chains

2. Martyr -

- John Carprenter

3. Silas Odswald -

- Revolting Cocks

4. Mad Dog Mortimer -

- Ted Nugent

5. Robin DaLay -

- Avenged Sevenfold

6. Texas Hangman -

- Pantera

7. Oniji Hanari & Amok -

- Michael Tushaus

8. Phobia -

- Fear Factory

9. Trainwreck -

- Metallica

10. Swipe Romero -

Mexicola

- Queens Of The Stone Age

11. Motoyuki Miyake -

- Soulfly

12. DISCO Kikuchi -

- Bee Gees

13. Clare South -

- Alannah Myles

14. Asami Okubo -

- Joan Jett And The Blackhearts

15. Urban Fox -

- Jane's Addiction

 

 

 

$19.99

 

 

ORDER NOW!!

 

 

[EBEZA]

Genuinely thought you'd set up a website then

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

Genuinely thought you'd set up a website then

 

Ha!

[alpha2117]

Whats that tiny Asterix at the bottomfollowed by almost illegible print? Let me get my microscope

 

* Please note the songs and artists listed are the original artists and songs being parodied - all songs on the OWC album are performed by Staggering Beggar and the Hobos and any similarity between the songs on the OWC album and those by the listed artists are purely coincidental or works of parody. This album is meant to be parody and as such is protected under the laws covering such performances. The artists listed in no way endorse the performances on this album nor is the listing of their names meant to infer consent or endorsement by said artists. OWC is a incorporated company based in the island nation of Nauru.

[DarK_RaideR]

Love each and every song choice, but Silas coming out to any RevCo music is just too sweet!

[Aurora]

Whats that tiny Asterix at the bottomfollowed by almost illegible print? Let me get my microscope

 

* Please note the songs and artists listed are the original artists and songs being parodied - all songs on the OWC album are performed by Staggering Beggar and the Hobos and any similarity between the songs on the OWC album and those by the listed artists are purely coincidental or works of parody. This album is meant to be parody and as such is protected under the laws covering such performances. The artists listed in no way endorse the performances on this album nor is the listing of their names meant to infer consent or endorsement by said artists. OWC is a incorporated company based in the island nation of Nauru.

 

Oh my the Nauru joke, I was crying I was laughing so hard ... they won't get the Nauru joke. For those that don't know Nauru's main export is bats#!t. It was basically a giant pile of it although it's almost mined out.. So OWC is producing that.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

Whats that tiny Asterix at the bottomfollowed by almost illegible print? Let me get my microscope

 

* Please note the songs and artists listed are the original artists and songs being parodied - all songs on the OWC album are performed by Staggering Beggar and the Hobos and any similarity between the songs on the OWC album and those by the listed artists are purely coincidental or works of parody. This album is meant to be parody and as such is protected under the laws covering such performances. The artists listed in no way endorse the performances on this album nor is the listing of their names meant to infer consent or endorsement by said artists. OWC is a incorporated company based in the island nation of Nauru.

 

 

Oh my the Nauru joke, I was crying I was laughing so hard ... they won't get the Nauru joke. For those that don't know Nauru's main export is bats#!t. It was basically a giant pile of it although it's almost mined out.. So OWC is producing that.

 

The Nauru reference did go over my head but the whole thing was brilliant and greatly received. Alpha can be OWC's Jerry McDermott for future legal wranglings.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

Love each and every song choice, but Silas coming out to any RevCo music is just too sweet!

 

It's just such a sleazy song. I had to give it to Silas.

[BlueStar]

DISCO for the next champ!!! Make it happen!

[brianc2008]

OCW is like that bad trainwreck that I know is horrible but I can't help but to peek at what is happening.

 

Well done!

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

DISCO for the next champ!!! Make it happen!

 

It could happen. No reason not to.

 

 

OCW is like that bad trainwreck that I know is horrible but I can't help but to peek at what is happening.

 

Well done!

 

Thank you man. Totally what I’m going for.

[Aurora]

I love the whole self aware style of this. It's good to poke fun at wrestling whilst still kind of lovin it.

[ThePastor]

This has been one of my favorite diaries for a long time although Im curious what you are going to do when you run out of terrible workers? Haha.

 

Theres a goldmine of trash in Australia, you could run a one off show there and pick up a ton of guys but that might not be affordable.

[dstephe4]

This has been one of my favorite diaries for a long time although Im curious what you are going to do when you run out of terrible workers? Haha.

 

Theres a goldmine of trash in Australia, you could run a one off show there and pick up a ton of guys but that might not be affordable.

 

Yeah that's gotta be the biggest challenge in writing a diary like this - longevity. The fed's a turd factory, which must make writing about it week after week a climb. It does help that this is a great diary though, and people really seem to be in to it.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

I love the whole self aware style of this. It's good to poke fun at wrestling whilst still kind of lovin it.

 

Thank you. I try to write it as if Silas is one step away from a breakdown.

 

 

This has been one of my favorite diaries for a long time although Im curious what you are going to do when you run out of terrible workers? Haha.

 

Theres a goldmine of trash in Australia, you could run a one off show there and pick up a ton of guys but that might not be affordable.

 

I’ve started picking up crap regens and giving them makeovers. Expect more clowns.

 

Also, your Bill the Bandit looks absolute quality. Will definitely be keeping any eye out for it.

 

 

Yeah that's gotta be the biggest challenge in writing a diary like this - longevity. The fed's a turd factory, which must make writing about it week after week a climb. It does help that this is a great diary though, and people really seem to be in to it.

 

Thanks man. And thanks for coming back. The hard thing at the moment is I’ve kinda got distracted with something else I’m putting together which may or may not come off. I’ll always keep this one going but I may have another one up, hopefully soon.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<img src="

https://i.ibb.co/x7HL6Z4/OWC-Banner-2.jpg"

alt="OWC-Banner-2" border="0">

 

 

 

So a man at the bar last night tells me he thinks he recognises me. I brushed him off. I don’t go out much and when I do I don’t like to be bothered. I was already chalking the night off as a bad one and the guy says, “Aren’t you that Oswald dude who owns the wrestling circus?”

 

Ok, first off it’s

Odswald

. There’s a f*cking ‘D’ in it. And crap wrestling promotions crop up all over town, you can’t pin anything on me. The man was persistent though. It had been a long evening and I’d stopped counting after the third drink. Only now I notice his hand on my shoulder. He was dressed in a loose buttoned shirt but it didn’t hide the broad shoulders.

 

“I’ve got some guy I’d like you to meet. Knows a lot about your business. Big fan. Let’s get another round sent to our table. Scotch?”

 

“Bourbon” I mumbled. Stop touching me.

 

I really don’t enjoy the cloak and dagger bullsh*t but true enough there was a dimly lit booth towards the back - he knew the owner of the place, who’da thunk it – and a middle aged gentleman who introduced himself with an English accent. I instantly forgot the name but stared at his immaculate white goatee. I was getting uncomfortable.

 

“Relax, Mr Odswald" the seated man said, gesturing to the plushness across from him. "Tom here just likes to keep things quiet so I can avoid the hassle of being recognised in public. There’s no danger here. I’m sure a man in your position knows all too well the stresses and strains of celebrity.”

 

“Bourbon” I mumble.

 

“Indeed. Mr Odswald I've been told that you appear to not be enjoying your evening and so I hope this might cheer you up somewhat.”

 

He handed me a crisp copy of this month’s Pro Wrestling Flashlight bent slightly at the spine. No one reads this rag.

 

“Odswald old boy” he says with a gleam in his eye, “they know you. And what’s more they made you a feature. A full three paragraphs on page twelve. I know it doesn’t seem like much but this will have a remarkable effect on your business. I know it’s hackneyed and cliché but people still read the Flashlight. Take my word for it. I would be very surprised if you don’t at least double your attendance at your next show. And if you see here...”

 

He flicked to the back pages, the smile broadening across his face.

 

“They’ve upgraded you. Before they had you down as ‘local.’ Now you’re classed as ‘small.’ Mr Odswald we work in a business where perception is reality. If people are told your business is booming, well - ”

 

“What is it you do?” I blurted. This surprised me as my mouth had operated entirely independently of my brain.

 

“Many, many things” the goatee replied, “I want for very little in this life and have enjoyed the opportunity to slow down and appreciate all that is on offer to me... and to inspect some of the finer things that are not. Don’t worry Mr Odswald I’m not here for your company but I do enjoy a rough diamond. I would very much like to see you prosper.”

 

“So...” I shifted in my seat, “you dragged me here to show me a magazine, Mr…?”

 

“Hall. And no force was applied or implied, I assure you. Odswald… I get the feeling we’re going to become fast friends. And I like to keep my friends close. What I’m saying is… good luck to you Silas. There are a lot of people who are very interested in how you decide to play this one. Enjoy the rest of your evening.”

 

I staggered outside and the harsh wind made a weak attempt at sobering me up. I couldn’t understand why anyone would be interested in a 90s pastiche hardcore promotion. We don’t make any money and no one has heard of us outside of two blocks from Hunter’s Town Hall.

 

It began to rain. I realised I hadn’t even got my free bourbon.

 

 

[Blake Trask]

<p><em>they hit small</em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

oh my god they hit small</em></p>

[alpha2117]

Congratulations on making the pages of Pro Fleshlight Magazine - only the finest hookers and porn stars appear in it's pages although I am sorry to hear they rated you as Small Mr Odswald - you must be very disappointed but I am sure there are other ways you can please your partner ….. Flashlight … WTF is Flashlight?

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Blake Trask" data-cite="Blake Trask" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><em>they hit small</em><p><em> </em></p><p><em> oh my god they hit small</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I know right? Bit of a worry. Still in the red but finally turning a decent profit. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="alpha2117" data-cite="alpha2117" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Congratulations on making the pages of Pro Fleshlight Magazine - only the finest hookers and porn stars appear in it's pages although I am sorry to hear they rated you as Small Mr Odswald - you must be very disappointed but I am sure there are other ways you can please your partner ….. Flashlight … WTF is Flashlight?</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Haaaaaaaa. You're a wrong-un. Made me laugh.</p><p> </p><p> I take it you got the obvious joke on the Torch?</p>

[alpha2117]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-cite="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I know right? Bit of a worry. Still in the red but finally turning a decent profit. <p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Haaaaaaaa. You're a wrong-un. Made me laugh.</p><p> </p><p> I take it you got the obvious joke on the Torch?</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> Oh yeah I got the joke and I thought you would appreciate the stupid play on Flashlight.</p>