ThePastor Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 “YOU’RE FIRED!” The Smacker had been a lot of things over his storied 26 year career, but fired was still new to him. He had seen himself as somewhat untouchable; the injuries caused, the backstage ribs, the bullying, the altercations, none of it had ever amounted to much before other than a slap on the wrist. He had the ‘X Factor” after all, he was one of the biggest stars in wrestling and promoters NEEDED him. He should have known this day was coming. Starting in 2017, SWF had started calling up developmental talent who had previously spent years in their developmental system, RIPW, at near unprecedented rates. Scythe, Spencer Spade, High Flyin Hawaiin and Primus Allen were just a few of the “new breed” of SWF. Moreover, some of the old guard had lost their spots in the company's organizational hierarchy as well. Richard Eisen, perhaps the supreme carnie of all was implicated in a huge tax scandal and was forced into an early retirement. The Smacker was a relic. The new breed were far less tolerant of his carnie attitude and propensity for mean spirit ribs and unprofessional behavior, exacerbated by Scott’s increasing age and dwindling physical abilities and softening physique. It was only a matter of time before Scott was ousted from the company. It hit Scott like a ton of bricks. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIRED? YOU CAN’T FIRE ME… I.. I QUIT!” So history wrote that Big Smack Scott erm … “resigned'' from SWF and was officially a free agent. A lost and confused free agent. Scott didn’t know how to handle unemployment, sure he made tons of money over the years, he had enough money saved he’d never have to work again., but Scott Sinclair was a grifter, he needed to be the center of attention, he needed to clown around with the boys and pull pranks and tell wild stories. He needed to wrestle and perform in front of an audience and tell everyone how great he is. Scott didn’t do much in retirement, he mostly sat on his couch eating a pizza watching WebFlix. But one day something in particular caught his eye, a mockumentary on “Bollywood” and Indian film culture. Scott was positively enthralled, he never was able to travel much, positively blacklisted from Japan and Canada for his extensive run-ins with the law, but he couldn’t imagine having such problems in India. Right then and there Scott had the craziest idea of his lifetime, he would go to India and attempt to become a film star. Unfortunately for Scott, when he arrived he found out that he didn’t really blend in very well, and his incredible size and bad ass looks didn’t seem to get him very far in Bollywood. This wasn’t pro wrestling, being a movie star wasn’t a pseudo-carnival and it required professionalism, dedication and talent to make it in that world. “Who needs em anyway? If no one will hire the greatest actor this world has ever seen, I’ll make my own show! I just need a few thousand dollars and I’ll make my own show! American money goes a long way in this rathole. I'll live like a king!” Big Smack decided he had no idea how to direct a television show, so he decided to do the next best thing and the only thing he knew, pro wrestle. He was going to make a professional “wrestling” company that revolutionized both the TV and wrestling worlds put together. A TV series about the adventures of Big Smack Scott and his wrestling promotion. Thus Big Smack Bromotions was born . Base : North India (Dehli) Starting Size: Tiny Current Size: Tiny Starting Money: $5000 Product Name: Big Smack TV Product : Scripted Reality Face/Heel Split: Loose Kayfabe Woman's Division: No T&A Levels : High Staff Owner, Founder and Chairman - Big Smack Scott Director - Big Smack Scott Producer - Big Smack Scott Lead Writer - Big Smack Scott Talent Big Smack Scott Author’s Note: While I firmly believe the planned entries I have are within the rules of the website and the diary forum as a whole, I must add a disclaimer in advance that the nature of this promotion and diary will feature adult themes and humor some may deem offensive. I would safely categorize this as a PG-13 diary for crass and crude humor and some adult themes and references. Language will be kept to normal diary standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Historian Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Oh this could be a lot of fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanegan Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Wow another diary in India apart from me. This could be a lot of fun. Will defo be following. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jomosensual Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 .... What. I havent followed along with many saves but might do it with this one because of how crazy it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisen-verse Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="ThePastor" data-cite="ThePastor" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="48348" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Staff<p> </p><p> Owner, Founder and Chairman - Big Smack Scott</p><p> </p><p> <img alt="BRHtcZ9.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/BRHtcZ9.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Director - Big Smack Scott</p><p> </p><p> <img alt="BRHtcZ9.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/BRHtcZ9.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> Producer - Big Smack Scott</p><p> </p><p> <img alt="BRHtcZ9.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/BRHtcZ9.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> Lead Writer - Big Smack Scott</p><p> </p><p> <img alt="BRHtcZ9.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/BRHtcZ9.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />[/center]</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong>Talent</strong> </p><p> </p><p> Big Smack Scott</p><p> </p><p> <img alt="BRHtcZ9.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/BRHtcZ9.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Seriously loved this. </p><p> </p><p> This fits with the Smacker's mindset to say the least. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaded Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 This looks amazing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tormyb Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 On behalf of Big Smackers everywhere - thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herrbear Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 I am onboard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Questlove Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Smack Addicts unite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w4lru5 Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 I can’t smackin’ wait! This is gonna be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarK_RaideR Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Seriously loved this. This fits with the Smacker's mindset to say the least. Same here. Reminds me of the opening credits to The Room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathZone2 Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 As a Smack Addict myself, can't wait for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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