Pteroid Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 WRESTLESAURUS XThe story so far... It has been a long six months since the Martian Queen's invasion of Earth at the head of her Kaiju Death Army was drawn into pitched combat with the forces WrestleX Air Force. As the world prepares to mourn the lives lost to her most infamous enforcer Lobster Warrior, let's have a look at the various scores that will no doubt be settled at what's meant to be a vigil for the lost... The rivalry between Air Chief Marshal Westminster and Lobster Warrior has been intense since our war with the invaders has gone to the squared circle, with the Marshal only barely averting multiple attempts by the Warrior to devour innocent bystanders...and also that one jerk from the AWF who keeps showing up (more on him later). The latter has resulted in the highest cost for Westminster as his intervention led to him losing an arm to the horrible beast's slavering jaws. But the joke was on the decapodal delinquent as Westminster returned with a cybernetic arm the next month and proved instrumental in helping Behemoth and the Mighty Mutant Power Beetles forcing the Queen herself to retreat for reinforcements and send her army into disarray! With the memorial for Warrior's victims on the horizon Westminster has declared his intent to chain himself to the very trophy commemorating the anniversary, but will this act of conviction just serve him up like a seafood special? The Martian Queen wasn't the only baddie on the loose, the vile Venusian attempted to capitalize on the war by establishing his criminal enterprise known as the Cosmic Cartel alongside the mysterious mobster Starface and the loose cannon hitman ROOSTER-3000. Opposing them were patriot par excellence Big Al and his Extraterrestrial Amigo The Visitor, eager to keep the WrestleX War Zone crime-free. They faced an uphill battle with the numbers out of their favor, but with a cunning disguise as Blue Man, The Visitor managed to apprehend Venusian and goaded his minions into a battle with Venusian at ringside in a LAZER SHARK CAGE specifically designed to hold LAZER SHARKS, impregnable in every way! Will their desire to save their boss be the Cartel's undoing, or have Venusian's hints there's an even bigger boss pulling the strings come into play? The do-gooder team of the Mighty Mutant Power Beetles have gained themselves quite a reputation as noble warriors since the war for Earth's survival began. However, with great popularity comes enemies...and also stalkers in the case of Power Beetle Rose whose had to deal with the unwanted advances of The Nightmare from the Lagoon! Threatening the life of some hot dog guy who hangs around sometimes, the Nightmare has forced Rose into a bout with her hand in marriage on the line...it's kinda skeevy not gonna lie but we all know Rose is up to the task! Meanwhile nominal leader of the group Power Beetle Magma has successfully made the mercenary Brutus cancel his contract with the Martian Queen and the wouldbe monarch in her absence, King Kongor, has decided that Magma must be squashed to legitimize his reign! Can Magma bring the fire or will the King rule the roost? Finally...ok honestly Power Beetle Grass seems to have been going through a lot lately, managing to only rack up wins when teaming with his fellow Beetle Ghost. The last straw for the short-tempered bug came when he was in the middle of the ring by Yukito and has challenged the affable entertainer to a boxing match of all things. With the timid creature pressured by his comrades into accepting the bout we don't have high hopes for the fuzzy friend but it'd certainly not be a good look if Grass lost. This guy...screw this guy. He started showing up around February attempting to recruit kaiju for his 'Uncle Johnny's' wrestling organization. We've already told you how this robbed Westminster of his favorite right arm, but this guy just doesn't seem to learn because he's declared that the Memorial will see the debut of a brand new 'Brand Ambassador' for his company. Like...read the room, jerkwad. Finally the only rivalry that could match Westminster vs Lobster nears its climax. From the start Pinatadon has menaced the WrestleX War Zone with his irradiated bonking stick, with a special ire towards the turncoat Behemoth! With the assistance of the Queen, Pinatadon has ambushed his former comrade multiple times, getting an edge over the plum-colored powerhouse again and again and seemingly putting him on the shelf until he reappeared to help Westminster and the Beetles force the Queen to retreat into space! The rage has only grown with the Queen's top enforcer since and the two bitter enemies will face off in the deadly...BONKA STICK ON A POLE MATCH WHO WILL SURVIVE!? WHO WILL STAND VICTORIOUS!? WHY DON'T WE JUST LET THAT LOBSTER EAT THE TALENT SCOUT!? FIND OUT AT WRESTLEX: MEMORIAL FOR THE VICTIMS OF LOBSTER WARRIOR!WrestleX Presents: Memorial For The Victims Of Lobster Warrior Radioactive Bonka Stick On A Pole Match Behemoth vs Pinatadon Power Beetle Magma vs King Kongor Power Beetle Rose vs The Nightmare From The Lagoon Might Mutant Power Beetles (Aqua, Earth, Ghost) vs Aquasaur, Militant Centipede, & Nautilus The Venusian in a LAZER SHARK CAGE @ RingsideBig Al & The Visitor vs The Cosmic Cartel Boxing ExhibitionPower Beetle Grass vs Yukito Air Chief Marshal Westminster vs Lobster Warrior 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPlus Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 (edited) WRESTLESAURUS X HAS RETURNED!!!!!!! Edited August 25, 2023 by HiPlus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboardTheArk Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Boxing Exhibition??? WRESTLEX SHOOT STYLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just here to look Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 YES!!! MORE SILLY PTEROID WRESTLING BULLS***!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyTeran Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 A Pteroid dynasty only means one thing, this is going to be fun. Radioactive Bonka Stick On A Pole MatchBehemoth vs Pinatadon Power Beetle Magma vs King KongorPower Beetle Rose vs The Nightmare From The LagoonMight Mutant Power Beetles (Aqua, Earth, Ghost) vs Aquasaur, Militant Centipede, & Nautilus The Venusian in a LAZER SHARK CAGE @ Ringside Big Al & The Visitor vs The Cosmic Cartel Boxing Exhibition Power Beetle Grass vs YukitoAir Chief Marshal Westminster vs Lobster Warrior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberious Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 WrestleX Presents: Memorial For The Victims Of Lobster Warrior Radioactive Bonka Stick On A Pole MatchBehemoth vs PinatadonIt's only fitting for the Pinatadon to be hit with the Bonka Stick; though maybe not so hard that he breaks open and candy spills out. Power Beetle Magma vs King Kongor King Kongor is too strong to fight one on one. Power Beetle Rose vs The Nightmare From The Lagoon I think TNFTL's obsession over Rose costs him the match. I'll pick Lagoon Might Mutant Power Beetles (Aqua, Earth, Ghost) vs Aquasaur, Militant Centipede, & Nautilus I think the Martian Queens absence will cause some dissention amongst the invaders and the Power Beetles superior teamwork will win them the match. The Venusian in a LAZER SHARK CAGE @ Ringside Big Al & The Visitor vs The Cosmic Cartel While I'm not hesitant to vote against the power of the LAZER SHARK CAGE, I still think the Cosmic Cartel will find a way to steal this. Boxing ExhibitionPower Beetle Grass vs Yukito Poor Yukito, Grass wins but at what cost? Air Chief Marshal Westminster vs Lobster Warrior Lobster Claws can't cut Steel Cybernetic Arms, at least I hope they can't for the sake of humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willr0ck Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 *Crosses fingers hoping for the return of Grapplegoblin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomeLazyMagic Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 WrestleX Presents: Memorial For The Victims Of Lobster Warrior Radioactive Bonka Stick On A Pole MatchBehemoth vs Pinatadon Power Beetle Magma vs King Kongor Power Beetle Rose vs The Nightmare From The Lagoon Might Mutant Power Beetles (Aqua, Earth, Ghost) vs Aquasaur, Militant Centipede, & Nautilus The Venusian in a LAZER SHARK CAGE @ RingsideBig Al & The Visitor vs The Cosmic Cartel Boxing Exhibition Power Beetle Grass vs Yukito Air Chief Marshal Westminster vs Lobster Warrior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted August 31, 2023 Author Share Posted August 31, 2023 Apologies for the long wait, work has decided to kick me in the crotch this week and it appears my progress on the event was somehow lost as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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