WWE: Rebirth

[tristram]

Was it white? White bikinis are uber sweet... Probably not in this instance though :D

[The Ego]

Isnt it sad when a HHH in a bikini angle draws?! lol

[G-Prime]

Kind of sad to see that the most feedback I've gotten in a while is for Triple H in a bikini, at a house show, lol.

[G-Prime]

[CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/smackdown_logo.jpg[/IMG] Friday, October, Week 3[/B][/CENTER] Triple H and Brian Kendrick enter the arena, the crowd begins to boo. Booker T heads over to them. "You ready suckas?" Booker asks. "Tell me you did not just say that." Kendrick mocks Booker. "You just asked [i]me[/i] if I'm ready. You know who you're talking to right?" Triple H says. "What's your problem playa? We've got a match tonight, we're on the same team man. We're gonna whup their punk asses. Can you di-" "Ok Booker. We get it. You're a black guy, who thinks he's Mr T. It's getting old." Kendrick cuts him off. "Booker, just stay out of mine and HBK's way tonight, and we'll take care of the match." Triple H says, before walking off. "So I guess the real question here is... Are [i]you[/i] ready? Heh. Can you dig that..?" Kendrick wanders off camera. "Tell me he di-" "SUCKA!!!" Kendrick yells. (Rating: A) A graphic appears on screen, depicting tonight's Six-Man Tag Match. Cole: Well, tonight we'll be seeing those three on the same team, facing John Cena, Sean O'Haire and Carlito in our main event. Coach: They'd better be on the same page by then Cole, because there's some serious star power in this match tonight. (Rating: A) The graphic changes, to a fatal four way, between Bobby Lashley, Mark Briscoe, Azreal and Johnny Nitro. Cole: And, like last week's triple threat match, we'll be having another match to determine rankings in the Tag Team Turmoil Match at No Mercy. Coach: This week, the loser gets second entry, and the winner gets last, so this is clearly a match you'd want to win. Cole: Honestly, do you think there's any match our WWE superstars don't want to win? Coach: I'm just saying, winning this match pretty much guarantees a win at No Mercy, whilst a loss... Well, you get it. (Rating: C) *Break* [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/KaneMask3.jpg[/IMG] Kane vs ???[/CENTER][/B] Another Kane squash match against a random jobber... I'll get him over if it kills me. (Rating: C-) Backstage, Melina is standing with Nitro and Mercury. "Tonight, Johnny Nitro is going to win that match. My boys are going to be the last entrants into that Tag Team Turmoil Match at No Mercy... And when they leave the Tag Team Champions... We're going to party with the A-Lister's in LA... And after that... We'll have a private party..." Melina says, whilst Mercury and Nitro flex and try to look mean in the background, whilst still looking cool... Mercury doesn't really pull it off that well. (Rating: C+) Carlito walks into the arena, and Jeremy Borash runs up to him. "Carlito... God, I've been looking for you everywhere... Where's your team?" Borash asks. "My team? Who cares? Carlito just got here, how do you expect me to know where they are? I'm not their babysitters." Carlito replies. "But, you've got a match tonight. Shouldn't you be getting ready?" Borash asks. "Listen, Carlito doesn't care about that match. All I know is, Carlito gets to fight Booker T tonight... And that... That's cool." Carlito says, before pushing past Borash. (Rating: B-) 'No Chance... No Chance in Hell...' Vince swaggers down to the ring. "It's pretty common knowledge that the SmackDown roster's a little thin at the moment... Which is why I've brought back a young superstar... He's a graduate of Shawn Michaels' Texas Wrestling Academy... Garrison Cade!!!" Vince announces. Some generic entrance music hits, and Garrison Cade struts out, to chirping crickets. (Rating: B+) [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/GarrisonCade.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Golddust.jpg[/IMG] Garrison Cade vs Goldust[/CENTER][/B] Surprisingly, the new guy looks great against the established mid carder that's hardly done anything in the last two months... Cade wins with a Top Rope Legdrop. (Rating: B-) *Break* We come back to a video highlighting the sheer force and power that is the team of Bobby Lashley and Bob Sapp. (Rating: B-) "This is Jeremy Borash, I'm here with one of the teams in the Tag Team Turmoil Match at No Mercy, The Briscoe Brothers... Guys, any thoughts?" Borash asks. "Well wasn't that a nice video, showing how great Bob Inc think they are." Jay says. "And didn't we hear MNM shooting their mouths off about how they're going to win? They're already planning their victory party." Mark adds. "Too bad their plans will go to waste, because at No Mercy, it'll be the Briscoes taking home the gold. But Melina's more than welcome to bring the party to us..." (Rating: C+) "Borash... Have you seen Carlito or O'Haire?" Borash turns to see John Cena walking over. "Uhh, I saw Carlito earlier... You haven't spoken to them yet?" Borash asks. "Nope... This is bad... Seems like this whole 'team' thing isn't working out for them... They're both just going to go for their own targets... Doesn't make for a great team..." "So what? You're losing hope now?" "Are you kidding? This is great. Carlito can keep Booker out of my way, and O'Haire can keep Kendrick out of my way, whilst I go for the King of Queens-uh. It works out perfectly, because I honestly couldn't care less about the other two..." Cena walks off. "Well, that match is later tonight... Should be interesting." Borash says. (Rating: B) *Break* [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thJohnnyNitro3.jpg[/IMG](w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thMelinaReverse.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/JoeyMercury.jpg[/IMG])[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/blank.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Azreal.jpg[/IMG](w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Gabriel.jpg[/IMG])[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/blank.jpg[/IMG] vs [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/blank.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/BobbyLashley2.jpg[/IMG](w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Bob_Sapp.jpg[/IMG])[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/blank.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/MarkBriscoe.jpg[/IMG](w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/JayBriscoe.jpg[/IMG])[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/blank.jpg[/IMG] Johnny Nitro (w/M'n'M) vs Azrael (w/Gabriel) vs Bobby Lashley (w/Sapp) vs Mark Briscoe (w/Jay)[/CENTER][/B] As expected, the guy from the job team gets his ass kicked and thrown out of the ring, whilst the three real teams continue to fight. Azrael pulls Mark Briscoe out of the ring after a couple of minutes, and they brawl outside. Melina jumps up on the apron and distracts the ref, whilst Mercury gets a cheap-shot on Lashley, before MNM hit the SnapShot on the powerhouse. Melina heads back to the floor, just after Mercury hits a cross-body on Sapp to keep him from interfering. The ref turns back to make the 3-count, as Nitro pins Lashley. (Rating: C+) *Break* Sean O'Haire steps out of his locker room. "Sean... Can I get a word about your match tonight?" Borash asks, recieving a glare from O'Haire. "Come on man... Just doing my job." Borash begs. "Tonight I will BREAK Brian Kendrick." O'Haire says. "And if anyone gets in my way... I don't care if it's John Cena, Carlito, Booker T or Triple H... I won't be responsible for my actions." O'Haire storms off. (Rating: B-) [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/TripleH-2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/BrianKendrickEuro.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/BookerT.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/JohnCena16.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/SeanOHaire.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Carlito.jpg[/IMG] Triple H, Brian Kendrick and Booker T vs John Cena, Sean O'Haire and Carlito[/CENTER][/B] The heels take control early in the match, with constant tags between Triple H and Kendrick keeping both men fresh as they beat on Cena. However, Cena makes a hot tag to Carlito, who demands the legal man on the other team, Triple H, tag in Booker T. Triple H heads back into his corner and tags in... Brian Kendrick. Carlito looks p*ssed, and attempts to force Kendrick back into the corner, so Booker can tag in, but Kendrick gets the upper hand. Kendrick hits a Sliced Bread #2 and makes a pin, but it's broken up by Sean O'Haire, who precedes to beat the crap out of Kendrick, who makes a dive for his corner to make a tag. He misses Triple H's outstretched hand and gets Booker T's instead. Booker climbs into the ring and heads for Carlito, who is getting to his feet, hitting him with a Book-End and making a pin. Too bad the referee is focused on O'Haire, who is still attacking Kendrick, even though neither is the legal man. The ref calls for the bell, O'Haire has been disqualified. (Rating: A) Triple H climbs into the ring and pries O'Haire off of Kendrick, taking him down with a Spinebuster. Cena attempts to jump Triple H, but Booker T attacks him from behind, allowing Triple H to set up a Pedigree. Kendrick gets back to his feet and hits a springboard moonsault off the second rope onto Carlito... The heels are on the same page now... (Rating: A) "You guys just can't keep your hands off each other, can you?" Vince McMahon appears on screen. "Well that's just great... Because next week, we'll be seeing Booker T facing John Cena!" The crowd pops. (Rating: A) "But that's not all... We'll also be seeing Carlito facing the World Champion, Triple H in a non-title match." The crowd pops again. (Rating: A) "And don't worry, Brian Kendrick will still be in action next week... Although his opponent will be a surprise..." (Rating: A) "And I'm a very fair boss... So Sean O'Haire will also be in action next week... Against his own surprise opponent." Vince disappears from the screen. (Rating: A) Triple H, Booker T and Brian Kendrick are left in the ring, playing to a booing crowd. "Hey Booker!" Triple H and Kendrick shout. Booker T turns to face the two. "What, suckas?" "Did you just call us suckas? Well that's a coincidence..." Triple H says. "What the hell are you talking about?" Booker asks. "And earlier... He asked us if we were ready..." Kendrick adds. "Yeah, what are the odds?" Triple H replies. "Would one of you suckas explain what the hell your crazy white asses are talking about?" Booker asks. "You want the truth? You sure you can take it? Are you ready?" Kendrick asks. "What? Just say it already." Booker is getting flustered. "Ok... We gave you fair warning. Trips, you want to take this one?" Kendrick looks to his partner. "No, I think you should do the honours... Explain it to him." Trips says. "Damnit. Tell me what's going on or I'll whup both your punk asses. Can you dig that suckas?!?" Booker looks p*ssed. "I'll tell you what's going on... It'll be short too, because we've only got two words for you..." Kendrick says, and the crowd starts to chant, as realisation dawns on Booker's face... "SUCK IT!!!" Triple H and Brian Kendrick both do the crotch chop, before Kendrick hits a Superkick on Booker T, before Triple H catches him and hits the Pedigree. The show closes with the crowd chanting "D-X", and Triple H and Brian Kendrick standing on the turnbuckles with their arms crossed in the 'X' shape. (Rating: A) Overall: B Attendance: 4659 Rating: 214,477

[G-Prime]

I was going to post RAW this morning... But under the current circumstances, I really don't want to do anything even remotely wrestling related... RIP Chris Benoit and his family... Words don't describe how huge this loss is.

[G-Prime]

The posting schedule will be right back on track, starting with Monday's RAW post.

[G-Prime]

Wow, I was really on a roll tonight... I just did the RAW write-up, and I feel really good about this one... I'd even go as far as to say that it's the best RAW I've ever written. I hope y'all agree when I post it tomorrow.

[G-Prime]

God damn it... My first A* card and it's a freakin' House Show.

[flamebrain]

[QUOTE=G-Prime;253796]God damn it... My first A* card and it's a freakin' House Show.[/QUOTE] Sod's law :)

[G-Prime]

[B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/newraw.gif[/IMG] Monday, October, Week 4[/CENTER][/B] The camera pans across the crowd, as the opening pyros go off. Styles: Welcome to Monday Night RAW, coming to you live from the Alumni Hall in New York. And we've got one hell of a show lined up for you tonight. Corny: You've got that right Joey. We've got two huge matches tonight, including this one... A graphic appears, showing The Big Show vs The Undertaker. Styles: That's right, in our first main event tonight, we'll be seeing the #1 Contender to the WWE Championship, taking on the #1 Contender to the Intercontinental Championship. (Rating: A*) Corny: But that's far from all. In the second main event, it's Champion vs Champion!!! The graphic changes to Kurt Angle vs Ken Anderson Styles: This match is going to be massive... A Clash of the Champions if you will. Corny: If this isn't the match of the year, I don't know what will be. (Rating: A*) [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/BillyKidmanFlock.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Funaki.jpg[/IMG] Billy the Kid vs Funaki[/CENTER][/B] As always, the lightweights put on a good match, and Kidman continues to gain momentum, defeating Funaki with a Kid Krusher. (Rating: C+) Styles: You'll only find Lightweight action like that here on RAW. Speaking of Lightweight action, let me take you back to the last few months... A video plays, highlighting falls 1 through 4 of the series between the Champion Paul London and Challenger Jushin 'Thunder' Lyger. (Rating: B+) Backstage, we see London and Lyger walking together, heading towards the ring. Corny: At No Mercy, they might be opponents, but tonight, they're team mates, and that match is up next, so don't go anywhere. (Rating: B) *Break* [B][CENTER] [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/blank.jpg[/IMG][COLOR="White"](w/)[/COLOR][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/PaulLondonCW.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/JushinThunderLyger.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Scotty2Hotty.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Sylvain.jpg[/IMG](w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/ShawnHernandez.jpg[/IMG]) Paul London and Jushin 'Thunder' Lyger vs The Representatives[/CENTER][/B] The lightweights are on the offence at the beginning of the match, however the more experienced team of Grenier and Taylor resort to dirty tricks to gain an advantage. However, the sheer talent of London, and the veteran abilities of Lyger overcome the double-teams of the Representatives, giving London a pinfall victory over Grenier following a London Calling. (Rating: B-) As if losing their match wasn't enough, the Representatives are accosted by the combined forces of the Stampede Bulldogs and The Resistance, who beat them all around the arena, while Joey Styles yells something about a handicap match at No Mercy. (Rating: C) Backstage, in the interview area. "This is Maria, and I'm here with the #1 Contender to the WWE Title, the Big Show... Big Show, you're facing The Undertaker tonight... Do you have anything you'd like to say?" Maria says. "Anything I'd like to say? I've got a WWE Championship match in six days, and I've got to go out there tonight and face the only man on the roster who rivals me in power? The only man I really respect in this locker room? The only man who can beat me fair and square? This is all JBL's doing, I know it. But I'm not going to let that get me down. Tonight, I'm going to defeat the Phenom." Big Show says. (Rating: A) "But tonight is just a small example of the carnage that's going to occur on Sunday. It's just a warm up. Because in only six days, Kurt Angle is going to feel the wrath of a 7-foot tall, 500 lb GIANT!" Big Show looks down the barrel of the camera, breathing hard and looking menacing. (Rating: A*) *Break* [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/BigShow.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/TheUndertaker.jpg[/IMG] The Big Show vs The Undertaker[/CENTER][/B] In a true clash of the titans, RAW's resident super-heavyweights lock up in a great match. The two brawl all around the ring, outside the ring, and even get up the ramp, before the ref makes a ten count at 14:54, declaring the match a draw. (Rating: A) Interview area again... "I'm here with the WWE Champion, Kurt Angle! Tonight you're facing the Intercontinental Champion Ken Ander-" "I know who I'm facing. Did it take you all night to memorise your question? Tonight it's the 'Clash of the Champions', WWE Champion, King of the Ring and Olympic Gold Medallist Kurt Angle, facing the Intercontinental Champion, the Fastest Rising Star in Professional Wrestling, Ken Anderson. Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? But I've proven time and time again that it doesn't matter who I face in that ring, giants, lightweights, technical wrestlers, brawlers, champions, challengers... Anyone. The result is always the same. The referee calls for the bell, when my opponent taps out, because I've broken their freakin' ankle! It's true! It's DAMN true!" Angle says. (Rating: A*) "While you're here, can I get your comments on your opponent for No Mercy, the Big Show?" Maria asks. "The Big Show... Considering his size, you'd think he'd be more than just a blip on my radar. But that's all he is, a blip. A tiny, insignificant blip. I've defeated him before, I can damn well do it again. Tonight, he couldn't even beat The freakin' Undertaker. At No Mercy, I'm going to put the Big Show out of his misery. At No Mercy, he's going to tap out, but I'm not breaking the hold until I hear the satisfying sound of bones snapping, of cartilage tearing, of tendons ripping. I'm going to cripple the giant, and leave as the WWE Champion." Kurt Angle storms off. (Rating: A*) *Break* [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/ChrisMasters2.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/AntonioBanks.jpg[/IMG] Chris Masters vs Antonio Banks[/CENTER][/B] Chris Masters only takes a couple of minutes to squash the rookie, knocking him unconscious with the Master Lock. (Rating: C) Interview area once again... "My guest... Randy Orton." Maria says. "Nice work honey, short and sweet... You still haven't taken me up on last week's offer... But don't worry about that now, I'm here for business... JBL has decided he wants his biggest drawing star on the card at No Mercy. He wants me to draw fans. He wants No Mercy to have the biggest buy rate of the year. He's just got one problem. There's no opponent worthy of a match with me. So he's going to surprise me. But it doesn't matter who he chooses. I don't care if they're on RAW or SmackDown, I'll beat them. Hell, I've probably already beaten them. I don't care if they're from TNA or WCW, because frankly, those guys aren't fit to clean my boots. There's no one in the world who can beat the Legendkiller. No one. Whoever my opponent at No Mercy is... You'll just be another victim." Orton says. (Rating: A*) *Break* 'Joker and the Theif' hits and Ken Anderson walks to the ring, mic in hand. "Tonight you fans are lucky. You're about to witness history... In just a few minutes, you're going to see something you'll be telling your grandchildren about, decades from now... Just picture it, the year 2040, it's late March... And you're watching the Hall of Fame induction ceremony. The presenter announces the next inductee as... MISTERRR... KEN! ANDERSON!!! And the crowd echoes, as do the children sitting with you: 'Anderson'... You can tell your grandchildren that you were there. You were there when it all started. You were there the night Ken Anderson defeated his first WWE Champion. You were in the arena on the night that Mr Anderson defeated an Olympic Gold Medallist, a multiple-time WWE Champion. A two-time King of the Ring. You were there the night Ken Anderson beat KURT ANGLE!" Anderson says. (Rating: A*) "But that's nothing... Nothing! Compared to what the fans are going to be able to say after No Mercy... Nothing compared to being able to say that you were there on the night the Mr Anderson ended the career of The Undertaker LIVE on Pay-Per-View. Broadcasted across the world. Can you imagine it? Being in the arena for the defining moment of this generation. Previous generations had moments like man landing on the moon. Or they might ask each other 'Where were you, when Kennedy was shot?'... Like anyone cares about anyone with the last name 'Kennedy'... But your generation will have their own question... 'Where were you on the night the Undertaker's twenty-year legacy was destroyed in an instant? Where were you that night?' And there will be a lucky few who can answer with: 'I was there. I witnessed it. And after the match, I and the entire arena joined with Mr Anderson, as we all said it loudly, and proudly... 'HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND STILL THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!!! MISTERRRRR!!! ANDERSON!!!!!... Anderson!!!''" (Rating: A*) Styles: Well, he may be exaggerating a little, but he's right about one thing... At No Mercy it will be Ken Anderson defending his Intercontinental Championship against The Deadman, The Undertaker. A graphic for said match appears onscreen. (Rating: A*) Corny: And in another huge Championship Match, we'll get to see the end of the greatest five-match series in the history of professional wrestling. That's right, London vs Lyger face off for the fifth and final time, and this time it's for all the marbles. A graphic appears for that match. (Rating: B) Styles: And in a match that's been building for months, we get to see it this weekend... The Representatives take on both The Stampede Bulldogs and The Resistance in a 4-on-3 handicap match!!! The graphic changes to that. (Rating: C) Corny: And the Legendkiller, Randy Orton will be facing his mystery opponent. Orton is shown, with a silhouette as his opponent. (Rating: A*) Styles: And in the Main Event of the night, we'll be seeing Kurt Angle defending his WWE Championship against the 7-foot, 500 lb Big Show The graphic changes one more time. Corny: And speaking of the champion... (Rating: A*) [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/KurtAngle3-1.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/KenKennedyIC.jpg[/IMG] Kurt Angle vs Ken Anderson[/CENTER][/B] There's a reason these two both hold titles on this show. They blow the roof off the arena, as they put on what is possibly the match of their careers, their chemistry is undeniable. The two wrestle back and forth for over 15 minutes, before the lights turn blue, and the arena fills with smoke. The Undertaker steps out onto the stage area, distracting Anderson long enough for Kurt Angle to grab his leg and lock in the Angle Lock. Anderson taps out at 18:02. (Rating: A*) "Ken Anderson. Tonight is the last time you will fill these people's minds with lies... The last time you will poison the world with your pride... Enjoy the next six days, because at No Mercy... Ken Anderson WILL Rest. In. Peace." Undertaker's eyes roll back, and he does the throat-slit gesture, before motioning around his waist, signifying that he'd take the title from Anderson. The camera turns to Anderson, who is freaking out like you won't believe. Styles: I'd hate to be Ken Anderson in six days, at No Mercy. But I hope we can see you then. I'm Joey Styles, and this is Jim Cornette, thanks for watching. (Rating: A) Overall: A Attendance: 5000 Rating: 237,719

[G-Prime]

[B]House Show Wednesday, October, Week 4 Backstage[/B] "Leaving? Are you kidding?" Cameron asked. "Nope, WCW is offering to triple my salary." Maria replied. "They're giving you three hundred per appearance?" "No, they're offering me three hundred a month. They're offering me job security, which WWE don't have a chance of offering at this stage. I'd have to be crazy to sign a deal like this with WWE." "Vince thinks we're one show away from returning to the big leagues. Next month he intends to take us to an International market again." "I can't take my chances, I'm sorry." "But all the internet polls say WCW is losing popularity with every show they put on, while WWE is gaining popularity like crazy. You were a part of that. In the last few months, you've become one of the top ten most popular female workers in the United States, and the pop you get in the south... You're as big as our main event guys down there." "I get good money, and there's a good chance I won't have to do anything for it. I think that's a great deal. Listen, when you finish your internship, you should jump ship too." "Or, when WWE takes over WCW again, I'll put in a good word for you with Vince, to get your job back." Maria laughed. "God knows this company could use that attitude, I'm sure no-one else feels that way any more. But things have turned around lately, so you might be right." "Does Vince know?" "Yeah, that's why I'm going out there tonight to job to Nattie." "Oh. Well, good luck in WCW." "Thanks. Good luck here kiddo."

[G-Prime]

Guys, I totally spaced on SmackDown yesterday. It's written up, and on my laptop, which is packed for a LAN party, starting in about an hour, and I don't have time to get it all out and post the show... So I'll post SmackDown around mid-week and No Mercy next weekend. Sorry for the delay.

[G-Prime]

[B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/smackdown_logo.jpg[/IMG] Friday, October, Week 4[/CENTER][/B] The show opens with a video... We hear Vince McMahon in the background, announcing this week's matches, whilst we see clips of the end of last week's show, the end of the match, the brawl, Brian Kendrick and Triple H talking to Booker T. The sound then turns to match the video, just as Kendrick and Triple H yell 'SUCK IT!', before attacking Booker T... (Rating: A) 'Are you ready?' The crowd boos as Triple H and Brian Kendrick head down to the ring, crotch-chopping all the way. They get to the middle of the ring and pause, arms in the air. As they chop again, the pyros go off, making an 'X' behind them. Brian Kendrick grabs a mic, and passes it to Triple H. "Are you ready?" Triple H asks. The crowd boo loudly. "No! I said... ARE... YOU... READY!?!" Triple H repeats, to a much louder boo. "Then... For the thousands in attendance... For the millions watching at home... And because this is what you get when The King of Kings and The Heartbreak Kid team up... Let's get ready to SUCK IT!!!" In the meantime, Kendrick has grabbed his own mic. "And if you're not down with that, we've got just TWO WORDS FOR YA!" More boos. "No... SUCK IT!!!" Kendrick says. "Man it feels good to be doing this again." Triple H says. "Actually, there's just one thing... Where you said 'millions watching at home', I've gotta correct you... It's only about 200,000." Kendrick says. "Are you serious? Wow, what the hell kind of show is McMahon running here?" "I kind of feel sorry for the guy. Low ratings, almost no money, and now he's got us to deal with." "And not to mention that at least two of his guys are going to get their asses kicked tonight. I mean, I've got Carlito later on, and you've got... Well, who do you have?" Triple H asks. "I don't really know... But I'm sure it's not going to be a big deal with The Game in my corner." "Damn straight. So Vince, send your guy out here." Triple H orders. (Rating: A*) 'No Chance... That's what you've got.' "Your opponent might not be a big deal when you've got The Game in your corner... That's why I'm banning Triple H from ringside!" Vince announces from the stage. "What? You can't be serious? You can't do that!" Kendrick complains. "Actually, I am serious, and I can do that. I own this damn show, I can do whatever I damn well please! Now Triple H, get your ass out of my ring!" Vince yells. Triple H glares at Vince as he climbs out of the ring and walks up the ramp. He stares Vince down, before heading to the back. (Rating: A) "And as for your opponent Brian... Trust me when I say that he is a 'BIG deal'... Because up next, in that very ring, you'll go one-on-one against the Big Red Machine, KANE!!!" Kendrick gulps loudly, as the pyros go off and Kane joins Vince McMahon on the stage. (Rating: A) *Break* [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/KaneMask3.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/BrianKendrickEuro.jpg[/IMG] Kane vs Brian Kendrick[/CENTER][/B] (Vince McMahon on commentary) From a power standpoint, one would think Kane would dominate. However, Kendrick's skill and speed keep him in the match for a long time, almost evening the odds. However, it's not enough when Kane hits a Chokeslam on HBK for the pin. (Rating: A) Out of nowhere, Sean O'Haire runs down to the ring and attacks Brian Kendrick, beating the holy hell out of him. (Rating: B+) "O'Haire! Stop it!" Vince orders, grabbing a mic from ringside. "Get off him or you'll be suspended indefinitely, without pay!" O'Haire stops and looks at Vince. "Now, as for your opponent tonight, up next... You'll be facing Garrison Cade!" O'Haire is then hit with a lariat from behind, he turns to find Cade. (Rating: B+) *Break* We return to find the match underway... [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/GarrisonCade.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/SeanOHaire-1.jpg[/IMG] Garrison Cade vs Sean O'Haire[/CENTER][/B] (Vince McMahon on commentary) Cade's jumpstart of the match proves to be a distinct advantage, however, it's not enough to keep O'Haire down for long, O'Haire powers out of Cade's offense into an offense of his own. Eventually, O'Haire puts Cade away with a Reverse DVD. (Rating: B) O'Haire grabs a microphone. "That's it Kendrick! I've gone the last three weeks and not been pinned, and I haven't submitted. I want my title shot, and I want it Sunday!" O'Haire challenges. There is no response. "Damnit, do I have to go back there and drag your sorry ass out here to accept my challenge?" (Rating: B) 'Are you ready?' Brian Kendrick stands on the stage. "Now, if I recall correctly, I didn't say anything about being pinned or submitting... I could've sworn I said that I'd think about giving you that title shot if you DIDN'T LOSE! Last week, you were disqualified, which I'm fairly sure constitutes a loss big guy. Too bad, looks like I'll be getting Sunday night off..." O'Haire is foaming at the mouth, and looks like he's just about ready to go berserk. (Rating: A) "The night off? Are you kidding?" Vince is up again. "You won't be defending your title, but you will have a match. On Monday night, I got a call from JBL... Seems he wants an opponent for Randy Orton... Well I think I just found him one. At No Mercy, it's going to be Brian Kendrick going one-on-one with Randy Orton!" (Rating: A) Backstage, in the interview area. "This is JB, and I'm here with John Cena. John, what are your thoughts about your match tonight?" Borash asks. "Man, you'd think that with DX reforming they'd be having a much better night. But instead, we've had Triple H banned at ringside, which I guess means Spanky's going to be banned at ringside later tonight, and more bad news, Brian Kendrick has to face Randy Orton at No Mercy, which means he won't be able to interfere in Triple H's World Heavyweight Title defense. Things are starting to turn up Cena." "But, what about your match tonight?" "Against Booker? Who cares!?! I've beat him before, and I'll do it again tonight. It's a good warm-up for No Mercy." "Ok... Good luck out there." "Thanks Borash. Good luck in here." "Right. Well folks, that match is up next." (Rating: B-) *Break* [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/JohnCena16.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/BookerT.jpg[/IMG] John Cena vs Booker T[/CENTER][/B] Two good brawlers put on a decent match, with the crowd interested from bell-to-bell. Cena looks strong against the veteran, and puts him away with an F-U. (Rating: A) After the match, Cena heads out through the crowd of adoring women and children, whilst Booker T heads up the ramp, disappointed. 'I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool' Carlito starts heading down the ramp, pointing at Booker T and laughing. "That's cool." He says as he passes him. (Rating: A) Cole: Well, we'll be seeing these two going at it in that very ring in just a few days, when WWE Presents: No Mercy. A graphic appears onscreen for Booker T vs Carlito at No Mercy. (Rating: A) Coach: And not to mention, the huge Tag Team Turmoil Match for the World Tag Team Championships, held by the Backseat Boyz! A graphic appears, with a large picture of the Backseat Boyz, surrounded by smaller pictures of all the challengers. (Rating: B-) Cole: And, just announced by Mr McMahon earlier tonight, the European Champion, Brian Kendrick will be facing RAW's Randy Orton in a non-title match! A graphic for that match appears. (Rating: A) Coach: And in SmackDown's HUGE main event, we'll be seeing Triple H taking on John Cena for Triple H's World Heavyweight Championship! A graphic appears for that match. (Rating: A*) [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/TripleH-2.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Carlito.jpg[/IMG] Triple H vs Carlito[/CENTER][/B] Looks like Cena was right, Kendrick isn't at ringside. However, that doesn't increase Carlito's odds much, as Triple H beats him from pillar to post, with the young Puerto Rican getting in little offense of his own. That's not cool. Triple H hits Carlito with a Pedigree, which is even less cool, and then makes the pin to close the show. (Rating: A) Overall: B Attendance: 4814 Rating: 258,656

[G-Prime]

[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/wwenm.jpg[/IMG] [B] WWE Championship[/B] The Olympic Gold Medallist Kurt Angle (C) vs 'The World's Largest Athlete' The Big Show [B] World Heavyweight Championship[/B] 'The King of Kings' Triple H (C) vs John Cena [B] Intercontinental Championship[/B] Mr Ken Anderson (C) vs The Undertaker [B] WWE Tag Team Championships Tag Team Turmoil[/B] Backseat Boyz (C) vs Bob Inc vs Lost Boyz vs Briscoe Brothers vs Da Hit Squad vs The Hardys vs MNM [B] WWE Lightweight Championship Best of Five Series: Final Fall[/B] Paul London (C) vs Jushin 'Thunder' Lyger [B]Grudge Match[/B] Booker T vs Carlito [B] Interpromotional Match[/B] 'The LegendKiller' Randy Orton vs 'The New Heartbreak Kid' Brian Kendrick [B] Handicap Grudge Match[/B] The Representatives vs The Stampede Bulldogs and The Resistance Plus a special announcement regarding this year's Survivor Series!

[G-Prime]

Predictions welcome, of course. Five days to get them all in.

[G-Prime]

No predictions? Come on guys, 4 days to go.

[Chuck]

I will post my predictions tomorrow... Just to boost your spirits!

[chris caulfield]

WWE Championship [B]The Olympic Gold Medallist Kurt Angle (C)[/B] vs 'The World's Largest Athlete' The Big Show World Heavyweight Championship [B]'The King of Kings' Triple H (C)[/B] vs John Cena Intercontinental Championship [B]Mr Ken Anderson (C)[/B] vs The Undertaker WWE Tag Team Championships Tag Team Turmoil Backseat Boyz (C) vs Bob Inc vs Lost Boyz vs [B]Briscoe Brothers [/B]vs Da Hit Squad vs The Hardys vs MNM WWE Lightweight Championship Best of Five Series: Final Fall Paul London (C) vs [B]Jushin 'Thunder' Lyger[/B] Grudge Match Booker T vs [B]Carlito[/B] Interpromotional Match 'The LegendKiller' Randy Orton vs [B]'The New Heartbreak Kid' Brian Kendrick[/B] Handicap Grudge Match The Representatives vs [B]The Stampede Bulldogs and The Resistance[/B]

[Gameseeker]

WWE Championship [B]The Olympic Gold Medallist Kurt Angle (C)[/B] vs 'The World's Largest Athlete' The Big Show World Heavyweight Championship [B]'The King of Kings' Triple H (C)[/B] vs John Cena Intercontinental Championship Mr Ken Anderson (C) vs [B]The Undertaker [/B]DQ Finish WWE Tag Team Championships Tag Team Turmoil Backseat Boyz (C) vs Bob Inc vs Lost Boyz vs Briscoe Brothers vs Da Hit Squad vs The Hardys vs [B]MNM[/B] WWE Lightweight Championship Best of Five Series: Final Fall Paul London (C) vs [B]Jushin 'Thunder' Lyger [/B] Grudge Match Booker T vs [B]Carlito[/B] Interpromotional Match [B]'The LegendKiller' Randy Orton[/B] vs 'The New Heartbreak Kid' Brian Kendrick Handicap Grudge Match The Representatives vs [B]The Stampede Bulldogs and The Resistance[/B]

[G-Prime]

Just doing the daily bump. 3 Days to go.

[Chuck]

WWE Championship [B]The Olympic Gold Medallist Kurt Angle (C)[/B] vs 'The World's Largest Athlete' The Big Show World Heavyweight Championship 'The King of Kings' Triple H (C) vs [B]John Cena[/B] Intercontinental Championship [B]Mr Ken Anderson (C)[/B] vs The Undertaker WWE Tag Team Championships Tag Team Turmoil Backseat Boyz (C) vs Bob Inc vs Lost Boyz vs [B]Briscoe Brothers[/B] vs Da Hit Squad vs The Hardys vs MNM WWE Lightweight Championship Best of Five Series: Final Fall Paul London (C) vs [B]Jushin 'Thunder' Lyger[/B] Grudge Match Booker T vs [B]Carlito[/B] Interpromotional Match 'The LegendKiller' Randy Orton vs [B]'The New Heartbreak Kid' Brian Kendrick[/B] Handicap Grudge Match The Representatives vs [B]The Stampede Bulldogs and The Resistance[/B]

[RKO_HBK]

WWE Championship [B]The Olympic Gold Medallist Kurt Angle (C)[/B] vs 'The World's Largest Athlete' The Big Show World Heavyweight Championship 'The King of Kings' Triple H (C) vs [B]John Cena[/B] Intercontinental Championship [B]Mr Ken Anderson (C)[/B] vs The Undertaker WWE Tag Team Championships Tag Team Turmoil Backseat Boyz (C) vs Bob Inc vs Lost Boyz vs Briscoe Brothers vs Da Hit Squad vs The Hardys vs [B]MNM[/B] WWE Lightweight Championship Best of Five Series: Final Fall [B]Paul London (C)[/B] vs Jushin 'Thunder' Lyger Grudge Match [B]Booker T[/B] vs Carlito Interpromotional Match 'The LegendKiller' Randy Orton vs [B]'The New Heartbreak Kid' Brian Kendrick[/B] Handicap Grudge Match [B]The Representatives[/B] vs The Stampede Bulldogs and The Resistance Never posted in this before, but I've been reading since the beginning. I've really enjoyed following this, can't wait for the show.

[G-Prime]

Last call for predictions, the show will be posted before this time tomorrow.

[Samoa Joe ROH]

WWE Championship [B]The Olympic Gold Medallist Kurt Angle (C)[/B] vs 'The World's Largest Athlete' The Big Show World Heavyweight Championship 'The King of Kings' Triple H (C) vs [B]John Cena[/B] Intercontinental Championship [B]Mr Ken Anderson (C)[/B] vs The Undertaker WWE Tag Team Championships Tag Team Turmoil Backseat Boyz (C) vs Bob Inc vs Lost Boyz vs [B]Briscoe Brothers[/B] vs Da Hit Squad vs The Hardys vs MNM WWE Lightweight Championship Best of Five Series: Final Fall Paul London (C) vs [B]Jushin 'Thunder' Lyger[/B] Grudge Match [B]Booker T[/B] vs Carlito Interpromotional Match [b]'The LegendKiller' Randy Orton[/b] vs 'The New Heartbreak Kid' Brian Kendrick Handicap Grudge Match The Representatives vs [b]The Stampede Bulldogs and The Resistance[/b]

[G-Prime]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/wwenm.jpg[/IMG] [B]Sunday, October, Week 4[/B] [/CENTER] The show, as always, opens with a video recap. This one highlights John Cena vs Triple H, Kurt Angle vs The Big Show, Ken Anderson vs The Undertaker and Brian Kendrick vs Sean O'Haire (Rating: A*) [B][CENTER] [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/WWERawTagTitle.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/WWERawTagTitle.jpg[/IMG] WWE Tag Team Championship Tag Team Turmoil [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/bobinc.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/dahitsquad.jpg[/IMG] Bob Inc vs Da Hit Squad[/CENTER][/B] I've got to say, I'm glad I'm not Mafia or Monsta Mack right now... The powerhouses demolish the gangstas in less than two minutes... (Rating: C+) [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/bobinc.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/lostboys.jpg[/IMG] Bob Inc vs Lost Boyz[/CENTER][/B] And now they've had their warm-up, Bob Inc chew Gabriel and Azreal up and spit them out. (Rating: C) [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/bobinc.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/backseatboyz.jpg[/IMG] Bob Inc vs Backseat Boyz[/CENTER][/B] The tag team champions present the biggest threat in the match yet to the two massive men, however this isn't enough to stop them. However, it does slow them down somewhat, Bob Inc take longer to defeat the champs than the last two teams combined. Looks like we'll see new tag team champions tonight... (Rating: B+) [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/bobinc.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/briscoes.jpg[/IMG] Bob Inc vs Briscoe Brothers[/CENTER][/B] The moment they hit the ring, the Briscoes throw Lashely out of the ring. He bounces off the guard rail and doesn't get up. It doesn't take long for the two-on-one advantage, and over ten minutes in the ring to stack up against Bob Sapp, the Briscoes put him away with a Spike J Driller. (Rating: A) [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/hardyz.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/briscoes.jpg[/IMG] The Hardys vs Briscoe Brothers[/CENTER][/B] The Hardys get a huge pop, which is to be expected. The two fan-favourite teams duke it out, but the Hardys clearly have more experience, and it especially shows when Matt hits a Twist of Fate on Mark whilst Jeff and Jay brawl on the outside... The pin is pretty easy at this point. (Rating: A) [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/hardyz.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/mnm.jpg[/IMG] The Hardys vs MNM[/CENTER][/B] Two of the biggest teams in the WWE today clash. One team will leave as champions, one will leave as losers... But which one will it be? The two teams put on a good match, which is interrupted when Johnny Kashmere and Trent Acid hit the ring and jump both teams, resulting in a draw via Double Disqualification... Backseat Boyz retain. (Rating: B+) The Backseat Boyz grab their belts and pose with them for a second, before escaping through the crowd. (Rating: B) Shrouded in darkness, we see The Undertaker in an unknown location. "Ken Anderson... I hope you have your last will and testament prepared... Because for you, there is no hope. There is no second chance. There will be no mercy. Tonight you will finally atone for your sins. And I will take what is not rightfully yours... The Intercontinental Championship. And then I will take what is rightfully mine... Your soul. Tonight, Ken Anderson will Rest... In... Peace!" (Rating: A*) A video hypes the storyline between the Representatives, the Stampede Bulldogs and the Resistance. (Rating: C) [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/reps.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/bulldogs.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/resistance.jpg[/IMG] The Representatives vs The Stampede Bulldogs and The Resistance[/CENTER][/B] The numbers advantage doesn't seem to make much difference in the early going, but after nearly ten minutes, it catches up on them... Rene Dupree pins Mr Hernandez following a Dupree Driver. (Rating: B) Backstage we see Booker T. "Tonight you lucky fans in the Boardwalk Arena are going to see something great. You are going to be witness to me, Booker T, whupping Carlito's punk ass all over that ring out there. He thinks he's so cool, just because he's Puerto Rican? He thinks he's better than the black man? Well tonight, there's not going to be any racism, because the only colour Booker T sees is red, the colour of blood... Now can you dig that... SUCKAS!?!" Booker says. (Rating: A) A highlight video plays, showcasing the entire series for the Lightweight Title so far. (Rating: B+) [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/WWFLightHeavyweight2.jpg[/IMG] WWE Lightweight Championship Best of Five Falls: Final Fall [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/PaulLondonCW.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/JushinThunderLyger.jpg[/IMG] Paul London vs Jushin Lyger[/CENTER][/B] As expected, the final match in the series is fast-paced, high-flying, close-fought, non-stop action from bell to bell. Somehow, Paul London pulls a DDT out of nowhere, and follows it up with a Dropsault for the pin. London retains. (Rating: A) As the referee hands London his title, Jushin Lyger walks over and shakes his hand, before raising his hand in victory, as the two play to the crowd. (Rating: B) "Awww, wasn't that sweet?" Backstage, we see the WWE Champion, Kurt Angle. "Little Paul London not only got to keep his title, but he got the respect of Jushin Lyger... So what? I'm the WWE Champion, I'm a gold medallist, I'm a two-time King of the freakin' Ring! Those guys aren't fit to wrestle in the same ring as me. They're not fit to warm up the crowd for me. But there's someone who is even lower than they are... And that's the #1 Contender, the 7-foot tall, 500 pound Big Show. Wow, he's a freak. We get it. Hooray. Because of a birth defect, he gets an unlimited number of title shots? He doesn't have to earn it like everyone else? I trained for years to get to where I am today, and I earned every championship, every medal, every victory in my career. The Big Show... He's like the blind kid in high school that got special treatment because he was different. He's not worth my time in that ring. And this is the last time I'm willing to face him. I've got nothing left to prove, and tonight, I end it once and for all. I'll add a permanent ankle injury to his list of defects." (Rating: A*) A video plays, hyping the last few weeks confrontations between Kendrick and O'Haire, as well as Orton's refusal to work on TV. (Rating: A*) 'Are you ready?' Degeneration X hit the ring, they do the crotch-chops and the pyros make the X behind them, before they climb the turnbuckles, crossing their arms in the air, before Kendrick grabs two mics, handing one to Triple H, who asks the obvious question... "Are you ready?" Resounding boos throughout the packed arena. "No! I said: ARE! YOU! READY!?!?!" Even more boos. "Then... For the thousands in attendance... For the millions-" He looks at Kendrick. "Sorry, hundreds of thousands, watching at home... And, because up next we're going to see my former Evolution lackey Randy Orton taking on my [i]real[/i] protege, Brian Kendrick, who, by the way, is definately my favourite... LETS GET READY TO SUCK IT!!!" "And if you're not down with that, we've got just two words for ya... SUCK IT!!!" Kendrick finishes. "So we're sure we're actually on Pay Per View this time?" Triple H asks. "I'm fairly sure... Unless Orton's tampered with the truck again, so no-one can see him lose." Kendrick replies. "See, that's why I had to kick him out of Evolution, he was a sore loser, but the guy's even worse when he wins... Did you see how ****y he got when he won his World Title? I had to let him go. And look at him now... He thinks he's too good for TV. If anyone's too good for TV, it's the King of Kings Triple H, and I'm not going around messing with TV trucks, or refusing to do my job." "You know who else would've been happy if the truck stopped working this time? John Cena." "You think? I'd have thought he'd be honoured, just to be in the same ring as me on international Pay Per View. Even though he's going to get his ass kicked... But that can't be helped, can it?" "I guess not... Anyway, I've got my match in a sec, you'd better head back to the locker room before Vince comes and kicks you out again." "Ok kid. Watch out for Orton's RKO... It's the only decent move he's got." "I know. Wish I had some advice for you about Cena... But you really don't need any." "Hehe, you've got that right." (Rating: A*) [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/BrianKendrickEuro.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/RandyOrton.jpg[/IMG] Brian Kendrick vs Randy Orton[/B][/CENTER] Turns out Orton did have a couple of good moves in his arsenal, as the two high-level competitors fight each other evenly... Apparently no-one told Sean O'Haire he didn't have to show up tonight, as he jumps out of the crowd and starts laying into Brian Kendrick, forcing the ref to call the match in his favour... Kendrick via DQ. (Rating: A*) The ref and some roadies hit the ring and pry O'Haire off Kendrick long enough for HBK to escape. O'Haire however fights them all off, begins foaming at the mouth and hitting himself in the face until he begins to bleed. A bunch of security hits the ring, but he fights them all off, until he gets tazered from behind. Even then, it takes a couple of good shocks to drop him. He is handcuffed and dragged out on a stretcher. (Rating: B) Carlito's backstage now... "Booker T has it in his tiny little brain that Carlito is a racist... But that's not cool. Seriously Booker, you're accusing me of something that uncool, do you know who I am? Do you know what I do? Let me reintroduce myself, in case you've forgotten... I am Carlito Carribean COOL! And I spit in the face, of people who don't want to be cool! Do you get it now Booker? I'm not a racist, I'm just cool." (Rating: A) A video plays, hyping the feud between Carlito and Booker T. (Rating: A) [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/BookerT.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Carlito.jpg[/IMG] Booker T vs Carlito[/CENTER][/B] Unfortunately, this match resolves nothing, as some idiot booked this match with a 15 minute time limit... Doesn't anybody know it takes longer than that for two main-event competitors to sort things out? I hope someone got fired for this draw. (Rating: A*) A video plays, hyping the upcoming Intercontinental Championship Match... (Rating: A*) 'Joker and the Theif' hits, as Ken Anderson struts down to the ring, belt over his shoulder and mic in his hand. "It seems like the Undertaker had a lot to say about what he thinks is going to happen tonight. Well I'm here to tell you what I think!" A 'No-one cares!' chant breaks out. "Shut up!" The chant gets louder. "Shut up damnit! I am the Intercontinental Champion. I am the fastest rising star in sports entertainment. I am single-handedly changing Monday Nights! I am MR KEN ANDERSON!!!" This does stop the chant, if only so they can say with him... "Anderson!" "Tonight, you will witness history. Tonight, I am going to take The Undertaker to his limits... And then I'm going to take him further. Tonight, I'm going to take the Phenom, and crush him. Tonight, I'm going to destroy the legacy of The Deadman, and it will merely be a footnote in the greatest legacy of all... Tonight, I am going to retain my Intercontinental Championship at all costs. Tonight, the legacy of Ken Anderson begins... Regardless of all his little magic tricks, there is no way The Undertaker will recover from the sound beating he's going to recieve tonight at my hands... So when that bell rings folks, you won't be able to help but say it with me... I just ask one thing of you... Say it loud, say it proud... 'Here is your winner, and STILL the Intercontinental Champion... MISTER KEN ANDERSON!!!" He climbs the turnbuckle... "Anderson!" (Rating: A*) [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/WWEIntercontinental.jpg[/IMG] Intercontinental Championship [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/KenKennedyIC.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/TheUndertaker.jpg[/IMG] Ken Anderson vs The Undertaker[/CENTER][/B] Anderson does seem to take The Undertaker to his limits, but can't take him further. Anderson does hit a Kenton Bomb on the Deadman, but 'Taker just sits right on back up, but Anderson is ready for him, hitting him right in the face with the title belt, the ref calls for a disqualification. (Rating: A*) Backstage once more, we see The Big Show. "KURT! You think you can just go and say whatever you want on television and just get away with it? You decide to make fun of the fact that I'm bigger and stronger than you are, by calling it a birth defect? And then you decide to make fun of blind people... That's low, even by your standards. Well, if I'm defective, then I'm going to go out there tonight and prove that 'defective' people are just as good, if not better, than a*sholes like you. I'll see you in the ring tonight." (Rating: A) A video plays, hypeing the 'feud' between Triple H and John Cena. (Rating: A*) [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/generic_world_hvy.jpg[/IMG] World Heavyweight Championship [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/TripleH-2.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/JohnCena16.jpg[/IMG] Triple H vs John Cena[/CENTER][/B] Considering how little the build-up was, the crowd still manages to get into this match, which is fairly even, right up until Cena irish-whips Triple H into the ref. Cena checks on the ref, Trips grabs a hammer from under the ring and nails Cena right between the eyes, and throws the hammer away, before Pedigreeing Cena in front of a barely conscious ref, who makes the three-count. Triple H retains. (Rating: A*) A hype video plays for Big Show vs Kurt Angle. (Rating: A*) [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/WWEWorldHeavyweightTitle.jpg[/IMG] WWE Championship [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/KurtAngle3-1.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/BigShow.jpg[/IMG] Kurt Angle vs Big Show[/CENTER][/B] In tonight's main event, we see the big guy standing up for the little guy, against the a*shole standing up for... himself. The crowd is even more into this match than the previous match, mostly due to there actually being a build-up. In the end, we see the third clean victory of the night, when Angle locks in the Angle Lock on Big Show, proving that no matter how huge you are, ankle injuries suck. Angle retains. (Rating: A*) Vince McMahon and JBL head down to the ring as the competitors clear out. "As co-owners of the WWE, John and myself have decided that this little competition between the brands, whilst good for business, means we give our enemies at TNA and WCW an advantage... They're facing a divided front... So we're ending it..." Vince says. The crowd is confused. "We're going to decide, once and for all which show is the best... RAW or SmackDown." JBL adds. "At Survivor Series... It's going to be the contest to end all contests... Team RAW vs Team SmackDown." "All the champions on both brands will be in action." Vince says. "There will be two singles matches worth one point each, and two tag team matches worth two points each. At the end of the night, the brand with the most points, wins. And if you're holding gold backstage right now, you're going to be involved." (Rating: A) "Which brings us to the first of the singles matches... A RAW Champion facing a SmackDown Champion..." JBL says. "Not only that, but two former friends, broken up by more than just the brand split... The European Champion Brian Kendrick will be facing..." Vince trails off... "The Lightweight Champion, Paul London." JBL finishes. (Rating: A) "In addition to the matches mentioned previously, there will be a singles match worth three points to the winning brand... We felt the extra points were necessary for a match of this level..." Vince says. "Not only will this match mean a lot to the winner's brand, it will mean a lot to the winner... Because this match will decide who the most dominant champion in the company is... The WWE Champion Kurt Angle or his opponent..." "The World Heavyweight Champion, Triple H!" (Rating: A*) "And, it wouldn't be Survivor Series without a classic eight man, Survivor Series tag-team match, between Team RAW and Team SmackDown, worth four points to the winning brand." JBL announces. "This match will of course be the last match of the night, meaning the results could hang in the balance right until the end of the show. Four points is a lot..." Vince says. "Four points won't help you Vince, everyone knows it's going to be a clean sweep by my guys." JBL says. "We'll just see about that. Goodnight folks, I hope you tune in to Survivor Series on November 28th, only on Wrestling World... You don't want to miss it." (Rating: B+) Overall: A freakin' * Attendance: 7600 Buyrate: 92,068