The Faces of Force: JIM FORCE! (A C-Verse Dynasty)

[Ping von Erich]

I'm sooo adding UFW to my C-verse game.. Adam, please.. please add this fed into the actual universe.. I'm on my knees here.

[mad5226]

This is definatly a must read for everyone I love it! You my friend receive 5 stars from me as well ans in return I ask that your pigons don't attack me =)

[Actarus]

[I]OOC Comments: OK, this isn't perfect, and isn't quite what I had envisioned, but it's the best I can do for now. The following is a close approximation of the commercial spot that's been running every since Jim Force had his talk with Buttercup. Hopefully, at least one of you will like it. I MAY redo it in the future. Also, I MAY come back and write a small story around this commercial; nothing signficant, but to add flavor, like JBL. Enjoy! EDIT: So I tinkered some more, and added the second video, which is really a slightly modified version of the first one. This second one is a step closer to what I really want, but not quite there yet. I wanted to edit the audio more, but really haven't quite figured out how to get everything that I want out. Oh well, I think I've spent enough time on this. FYI, if you could suspend disbelief on the following points - Jim Force is called Kal-El - Sound effects?! - Not-so crystal clear audio And we're golden! Let me know which one you think is better.[/I] [CENTER] [/CENTER]

[MrOnu]

Great video ! I'm pretty sure you'll see many people weak in the Force coming to your shows now.

[trypio]

What an awesome diary! You have another follower of the Force in me.

[Actarus]

[CENTER][B]UFW Ultimate Force Colorado Springs Bar, Mid South Region January 2007 [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/UFW.jpg[/IMG][/B][/CENTER] Main Show Jim Force heads out to the ring with his manager Jennifer Heat, both with microphones in their hands. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JenniferHeat.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="4"]Jim Force with Jennifer Heat[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]"WELCOME TO ULTIMATE FOOORCE WRESTLING! TONIGHT, ALL THOSE WHO ARE STRONG IN THE FORCE HAVE COME TO WITNESS THE BIRTH, THE CREATION, THE GENESIS OF THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE EVER CONCIEVED! BEFORE OUR SELL-OUT AUDIENCE OF 300 FORCEFUL FANS, YOU WILL WITNESS A SPECTACLE THAT CAN NEVER BE DUPLICATED, REPLICATED, IMITATED, SUBSTITUTED, FUMIGATED ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE GALAXYYYY! HERE IN ULTIMATE FORCE WRESTLING, WE HAVE THE MOST AWESOME WRESTLING IN THE UNIVEEERSE! AND AS THE CHOSEN ONE OF THE FORCE, TONIGHT I WILL FULFILL MY DESTINY, WRITTEN IN THE FORCE LONG AGO, AND BECOME THE FIRST UFW WORLD CHAAAMPION! FEEL THE FOOORCE! NOW, I INTRODUCE TO YOU THE ONE WHO WILL TRANSLATE MY WISDOM TO THOSE WHO ARE WEAK IN THE FORCE! ONE WHO WILL SERVE AS A CONDUIT TO THOSE WHO WERE NOT CHOSEN BY THE FORCE, YET SEEK THE FORCE, FOR THE FORCE IS ALL-POWERFUL! MY MANAGER, JENNIFER HEEEAAAT!"[/COLOR] [B]Jennifer Heat:[/B] (entirely in [B][I]Spanish![/I][/B]): [COLOR="DarkRed"]"I am here with my new client, and I can assure you that tonight, the champion of the Force shall win the richest prize in professional wrestling, the UFW World Championship! No one, not Citizen X, Eddie Howard, or Mario Heroic can defeat my client, Jim Force!"[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force: [/B][COLOR="Indigo"]"AND NOW, I GO TO COMMUNE WITH THE ELDERS OF THE FORCE, SO THAT THEY WILL BESTOW UPON ME THE POWER OF THE FORCE! BY THE POWER OF GRAYFOOORCE! AAAIIIEEE HAAAVE THE FOOORCE!"[/COLOR] [B]Jennifer Heat:[/B] (entirely in [B][I]Spanish[/I][/B]): [COLOR="DarkRed"]"Thank you for your support! You will not be disappointed!"[/COLOR] [B]Rating:[/B] E+ [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]Jim Force is developing better performance skills, But we’re far away from having 300 fans; only 78 fans came out to tonight's debut.[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]I HAVE REACHED A LEVEL OF FORCE THAT CANNOT BE REPLICATED! THE WORDS, THE WISDOM OF JIM FORCE IS LAW AND ORDER![/COLOR] Erik Strong and Al Coleman come out for their debut match for UFW. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/ErikStrong.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/AlColeman.jpg[/IMG] [FONT="Impact"][I][SIZE="4"]Erik Strong vs. Al Coleman[/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/CENTER] And, this sorry excuse for a match began. Well, it’s sad depending on a certain point of view. A lack of chemistry hurt the match, unfortunately even though Erik and Al hustled. Finish came when Erik hit his patented Moonsault, the Strong Sault Winner at 15:09 by pinfall: Erik Strong [B]Rating:[/B] E [B]Road Agent Notes: [/B][COLOR="magenta"]Erik is more of a quick, speedy high flier, while Al is more of a mat technician / submission wrestler. This clash of styles didn’t work out as planned. Erik and Al don’t have the experience and in-ring psychology to get their styles to mesh together well. They simply don’t click, making for an awkward bout. Marv did a great job announcing and color commentating, but even he couldn’t lift this match up to a respectable level. I think the match brought the crowd’s mood down.[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]ERIK AND AL SHOW GREAT PROMISE IN THE FOOORCE! THEIR LEGENDARY, HISTORIC BATTLE SHALL GO DOWN IN THE ANNALS OF WRESTLING HISTORY AS THE FIRST MATCH IN ULTIMATE FORCE WRESTLING! WHEN ERIK STRONG HIT HIS AWESOME FORCE SAULT OFF THE TOP ROPE, IT WAS A SYMBOL OF UFW TAKING FLIGHT INTO THE WORLD OF WRESTLING, AND CONQUERING ALL THAT STANDS BEFORE THE FORCE OF YOU-EFF-DOUBLE-YOU’S DESTINYYY![/COLOR] Next, Citizen X, Mario Heroic, and their manager Persephone come out. Mario stays at ringside, while Citizen X & Persephone enter the ring. Jennifer Heat follows. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/CitizenX.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/Persephone.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JenniferHeat.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="4"]Citizen X hosts a bikini contest featuring Persephone and Jennifer Heat[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] [B]Citizen X:[/B] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Ladies and gentlemen, as you already know, not only does UFW have the greatest wrestlers, the greatest warriors to ever step foot in the squared circle, UFW has the most beautiful women ever conceived. So tonight, we debut what will be every red-blooded American’s favorite UFW event: the bikini contest! Competing tonight is my manager, the beautiful Persephone, and Jim Force’s manager, Jennifer Heat. Let the games begin!"[/COLOR] (Persephone takes off her robe, revealing her bikini with X’s imprinted everywhere. Jennifer Heat then takes off her robe, revealing a bikini with Jim Force warpaint symbols everywhere. Announcer Marv Earnest points out that Jim Force bikinis are available for purchase at the front table.) [B]Citizen X: [/B][COLOR="darkgreen"]"Well, I already know who should win this prestigious, respectful event! Who thinks my manager, the beautiful Persephone should win?"[/COLOR] (A crowd of 78 cheers loudly, for 78 people that is.) [B]Citizen X: [/B][COLOR="darkgreen"]"And who thinks Jim Force’s manager, Jennifer Heat, should win?"[/COLOR] (A crowd of 78 cheers more loudly.) [B]Citizen X: [/B][COLOR="darkgreen"]"And there we have it! The winner of the first ever UFW bikini contest is…"[/COLOR] (Citizen X pauses to clear his throat.) [B]Citizen X: [/B][COLOR="darkgreen"]"MY MANAGER: PERSEPHONE!"[/COLOR] [B]Rating:[/B] C- [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]This segment came off well. Persephone’s acting is getting better, and she’s letting her charisma shine a bit more. Jennifer’s performance skills have improved as well.[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]CHEATER! LIARS! EVILDOEEERS! CITIZEN EEEX! PEEERSEEEPHONEE! YOU HAVE CHEATED THE FORCE! THE WINNER SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY MANAGER, THE MANAGER OF THE FORCE, JENNIFER HEEEAAAT! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR DISHONESTY, CITIZEN EEEX! IN THE NAME OF THE FORCE, JUSTICE WILL PREVAAAIIIL![/COLOR] Persephone, Persephone Mario Heroic stay out to hype up the battle royal. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/Persephone.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/MarioHeroic.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/CitizenX.jpg[/IMG] [I][SIZE="4"][FONT="Impact"]Persephone with her clients Mario Heroic and Citizen X[/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/CENTER] [B]Persephone[/B]: [COLOR="Blue"]"Thank you, Citizen X, for my well deserved victory! As for tonight, I already know that one of my clients either you, or Mario Heroic, will undoubtedly win tonight’s match. Jim Force keeps ranting and raving about the Force and how powerful it makes him. But I doubt he has the talent and ability to take on either of my clients. In fact, I can already guarantee that by the end of the night, either Citizen X or Mario Heroic will be the first ever UFW World Champion!"[/COLOR] [B]Rating:[/B] D- [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]Persephone and Citizen X have fairly strong entertainment skills. Mario Heroic is slowly improving in performance skills. Persephone can teach him a thing or two.[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]AAARRRGGGHHH! AS I COMMUNE WITH THE GODS OF THE FORCE FOR The FIRST AND LAST TIME, I WilL SURVIVE AND CONQUER MY ENEMIES! IT IS WRITTEN IN THE STARS< AND THE FORCE BEYOND! CITIZEN EEEX! MARIO HEROIIIC! PERSEPHONEEE! LIKE ALL THOSE THAT DARE CHALLENGE THE POWER OF THE FORCE, YOU WILL FALL BEFORE MY ALL-POWERFUL POWER OF THE FOOORCE![/COLOR] Citizen X and Mario Heroic stay out, joined by Brendan Idol, D.C. Rayne, Eddie Howard, Flash Savage, Oscar Golden, Ricky Turner, Titan and finally Jim Force. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/CitizenX.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/MarioHeroic.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/BrendanIdol_alt.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/DCRayne.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/EddieHoward.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/FlashSavage_alt3.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/OscarGolden.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/RickyTurner.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/Titan.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/originalbelt05.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="4"]10-Man Battle Royal for UFW Championship[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] The 10-Man Over-The-Top Battle Royal begins. Jim Force is quite dominating, eliminating Ricky Turner within the first five minutes. By about the 22-minute mark, Jim Force with the help of others, eliminates Citizen X, Mario Heroic, and Eddie Howard. The final four competitors are: Oscar Golden, Brendan Idol, Titan, and Jim Force! Brendan Idol and Titan eliminate one another, when Titan clotheslines Idol over the top rope, but his momentum takes him over as well! Jim Force begins to take a beating by Oscar Golden, but Force begins to summon the power of the Force, and begins to no-sell…I mean, he becomes invulnerable to injury and pain. After an assortment of punches, kicks, and clotheslines, he presses Oscar Golden and throws him out of the ring! Winner at 30:18 and first ever UFW World Champion: Jim Force! [B]Rating:[/B] D- [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="magenta"]Almost all our workers involved improved their wrestling skills in that last match. Everyone hustled and did their job in making Jim Force look dominant and also protecting his weaknesses.[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]AS WRITTEN IN THE DESTINY FORCE LONG AGO, I HAVE FULFILLED THE BEGINNINGS OF WHAT WILL BE A LONG DESTINY! I HAVE BECOME THE YOU-EFF-DOUBLE-YOOOUUU WORLD CHAMPIOOON! LIKE A TIDAL WAVE SMASHING ON THE SHORES OF THE OCEAN FLOOR, ALL THE YOUNG FORCELINGS! ALL THE ADULT FORCENITES! ALL THE OLD FORCE FOLLOWERS! YOU FEEEL THE FOOORCE FLOWING THROUGH ME! I CHANNEL THE FORCE, AND RAISE OUR VOICE TO THE LEVEL BEYOND![/COLOR] After the match, Jim Force celebrates in the ring and goes crazy, shaking the ring ropes, running around the ring, hugging referee Oz Lord, hugging announcer Marv Earnest, and making strange gestures to the ceiling above. As he leaves the arena, holding the belt up high, he continually screams: “Feel the Force! And buy Jim Force merchandise!” [B]Rating:[/B] D- [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]No comment…[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="indigo"]THE LORD OF OZ AND THE ANNOUNCER OF THE FORCE ARE STRONG IN THE FORCE! FEEL THE FOOORCE! AND BUY JIM FORCE MERCHANDIIISE![/COLOR] To end the show, the following video plays. [I](OOC Comment: I know it’s extravagant for a local-sized promotion to have any type of video screen, but I ask you to suspend disbelief once more…please…pretty please :D )[/I] [B]Video Narrator:[/B] Available NOW at the front table on DVD, Blu Ray, and HD-DVD, and currently in negotiation to appear on several television networks, the cartoon that will conquer Saturday mornings. Featuring the voice of Jim Force, watch Jim Force defend us all from the forces of evil… (Opening of cartoon plays) [CENTER]“Jim Force! And the Masters of the Cornellverse! I am James, king of Forceternia, [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JimForceHe-ManResize.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro2.jpg[/IMG] and defender of the secrets of castle Grayforce! This is green tiger, my fearless friend.” [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro3.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro4.jpg[/IMG] “Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me, the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro5.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro6.jpg[/IMG] By the Power of Grayforce!” [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro7.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro8.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro9.jpg[/IMG] “I Have The Force!” [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro12.jpg[/IMG] “Green tiger became Humongous Green Tiger.” [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro13.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro14.jpg[/IMG] “And I became Jim Force, the most powerful man in the cornellverse!” [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] “Only three others share this secret; our friends the Forceress, [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro17a.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro18a.jpg[/IMG] Force-At-Arms and Force-O.” [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro19.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro20.jpg[/IMG] “Together we defend Castle Grayforce from, [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro21.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro22.jpg[/IMG] The evil forces of Cornelletor!” [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/hemanintro23.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] "Jim Force!" [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JimForceHe-ManResize.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] (Video ends with the following public service announcement) [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]FEEL THE FORCE! AND BUY JIM FORCE MERCHANDISE![/COLOR] [B]Rating:[/B] E+ [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]…I have nothing to say about this…[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]THE GREATEST, MOST ORIGINAL CARTOON THAT CAN NEVER BE REPLICATED! THE LIFE LESSONS MY FIRST CARTOON TEACHES WILL LAY THE FOUNDATION, THE GROUNDWORK FOR ALL YOUNG FORCELINGS TO COME! [/COLOR] [SIZE="3"][B]Final Show Rating:[/B] E+ [B]Final Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]I think the show was successful, and we became more popular.[/COLOR] [B]Final Jim Force Notes: [/B][COLOR="indigo"]IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS SWF AND USPW! ON TOP OF BOTH IS UFW! WE BEGIN OUR ACCENT INTO THE UPPER REACHES OF THE STRATOSPHERE, AND SOON WE WILL BE THE GREATEST WRESTLING SHOW IN THE WOOORLD![/COLOR][/SIZE]

[Clarity]

I gotta share this: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64S9UY2Vx-Q[/url] Think Jim Force is trying to tell us something?

[Chriswok]

Holy mother of all things Forceful... this... is... amazing. The force of this Dynasty has blown my pants away and left me naked and exposed to the power of Jim Force. I must hide now and buy Jim Force Boxer short merchindise. 5stars!

[Payne]

Finally, Jim Force and UFW Merchandise!!! [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/Payne666/swag/Forceshirt.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/Payne666/swag/UFWHat.jpg[/IMG] I would have done the poster and the bobblehead, but I couldn't find a Jim Force full body. Special order for Chriswok: [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/Payne666/swag/Forceshorts.jpg[/IMG]

[Tigerkinney]

Do you sell a Jim Force Bedroom set...you know the deal Duvet, Curtains, Wallpaper, Lampshade...the whole Bedroom kitted out in the Force ? By the way it's not for me, it's for my nephew...he idolizes Jim Force.

[Actarus]

[CENTER][I]OOC Comments[/I][/CENTER] Clarity Wrote: [QUOTE]Maybe he mistook his meds for viagra and thats why he took them :D [/QUOTE] Oh yeah, the chemistry between Buttercup and Jim Force is unmistakable! Will Jim Force get lucky with that Jim Force charm? :D Ping von Erich Wrote: [QUOTE]I'm sooo adding UFW to my C-verse game.. Adam, please.. please add this fed into the actual universe.. I'm on my knees here. [/QUOTE] Jim Force has six fans?! :eek: :p I don't think Adam can read this without shaking his head thinking "Jim Force isn't supposed to be a lunatic!" lol. Do you care for product details for UFW, or no big deal? Let me know, not that it matters THAT much. MrOnu Wrote: [QUOTE]Great video ! I'm pretty sure you'll see many people weak in the Force coming to your shows now. [/QUOTE] Well, Jim Force saw 300 people. In reality there were only 78. As you can probably tell, Jim Force is not a strong in mathematics...perhaps his only known weakness! Incidentally, which video did you like better? Or are they both about he same for you? trypio Wrote: [QUOTE]What an awesome diary! You have another follower of the Force in me.[/QUOTE] Jim Force has seven fans?! :eek: ;) Thanks for the kind words! Clarity Wrote: [QUOTE]I gotta share this: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64S9UY2Vx-Q[/url] Think Jim Force is trying to tell us something? [/QUOTE] "Twenty Five yeeeaars, and my life is stiiill..." I think Jim Force is trying to tell us...you know what, I'm not going to go there, lol :p Who knew Jim Force had such a singing voice? Maybe he'll audition for American Idol! (isn't it 'Pop Idol' in your neck of the woods?). Once Jim Force is made fun of by Simon, Force will snap, rant and rave about Simon's lack of Forcechlorians, followed by putting hiim on the hospital...then again, maybe not. Chriswok Wrote: [QUOTE]Holy mother of all things Forceful... this... is... amazing. The force of this Dynasty has blown my pants away and left me naked and exposed to the power of Jim Force. I must hide now and buy Jim Force Boxer short merchindise. 5stars! [/QUOTE] Jim Force has eight fans?! :eek: :p Again, thanks for the kind words. Sorry about your lost pants. Jim Force has enclosed a complimentary pair of Jim Force briefs along with the Jim Force boxers you ordered. Both are guaranteed to increase your Forcechlorian count by 25%! Feel the Fooorce! Payne Wrote: [QUOTE]Finally, Jim Force and UFW Merchandise!!! [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/Payne666/swag/Forceshirt.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/Payne666/swag/UFWHat.jpg[/IMG] I would have done the poster and the bobblehead, but I couldn't find a Jim Force full body. Special order for Chriswok: [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/Payne666/swag/Forceshorts.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] Jim Force thanks you for the hard work and time you have given him. Seriously though, awesome job w/ the pictures. I like how this has become a "community dynasty" of sorts, where people are contributing all types of cool things! Just really cool, IMO. From shipshirt receipts to Clarity youtube links to a variety of pictures by J Silver & Payne, I know it takes time and effort for you to do all this stuff, so again thank you all. And thanks to the readers who actually enjoy this madness! Tigerkinney Wrote: [QUOTE]Do you sell a Jim Force Bedroom set...you know the deal Duvet, Curtains, Wallpaper, Lampshade...the whole Bedroom kitted out in the Force ? By the way it's not for me, it's for my nephew...he idolizes Jim Force. [/QUOTE] I'll let Jim Force answer this: [B]Jim Force: [/B]TIIIGEERKINNEEEY! IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE FORCE LONG BEFORE THE FORCE SWALLOWED ROME THAT YOU WOULD ASK ME ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF A JIM FORCE BEDROOM SET! KNOW THAT JIM FORCE SELLS ALL MANNER OF MERCHANDISE, AND ALL ITEMS UNAVAILABLE CAN BE MADE TO ORDER (at additional cost)! A WARNING TO YOUR NEPHEW, LIONKINNEY, THAT A JIM FORCE BEDROOM SET WOULD INCREASE HIS FORCECHLORIAN COUNT BY 125%, AND THAT THE SHOCK OF SUCH AN INCREASE IN FORCE COULD OVERLOAD THE SYNAPTIC PATHWAYS OF HIS FORCEFUL GRAY MATTER! FEEL THE FORCE, TIGERKINNEY! FEEL THE FOOORCE! AND BUY JIM FORCE MERCHANDISE! Uh...What he said! Keep them questions / comments / suggestions / epiphanies a-coming! ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ After the event, Jim Force took the time to pay his talent, shake hands and thank them all for their hard work. But not everything went smoothly… Eddie Howard, Citizen X, and Mario Heroic all crowded around Jim Force. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/EddieHoward.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/CitizenX.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/MarioHeroic.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] [I][B]Eddie Howard, Citizen X, Mario Heroic, and Jim Force[/B][/I][/CENTER] [B]Eddie Howard:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“Uh, Jim? Do you have a few minutes? The three of us wanted to discuss something with you.”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]“Call me 'Jim Force,' Eddie Howard"[/COLOR] [B]Eddie Howard:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]"Oh, sorry...Jim...Force..."[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="DarkGreen"] It's OK, Eddie Howard.”[/COLOR] [B]Eddie Howard:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“It’s about the merchandise…”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]“Yes, Eddie Howard?”[/COLOR] [B]Eddie Howard:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“It’s…well, we kind of noticed…”[/COLOR] [B]Citizen X:[/B] [COLOR="Navy"]“What Eddie’s trying to say…”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]“Yes, Citizen X?”[/COLOR] [B]Mario Heroic:[/B] [COLOR="Sienna"]"You have good UFW merchandise. You have good Jim Force merchandise."[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]“I know, Mario Heroic.”[/COLOR] [B]Eddie Howard:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“Where’s OUR merchandise?”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Eddie Howard merchandise…”[/COLOR] [B]Citizen X: [/B] [COLOR="Navy"]“And MY merchandise?”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]“Citizen X merchandise…”[/COLOR] [B]Mario Heroic:[/B] "[COLOR="Sienna"]Don’t forget MY merchandise?”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]“Mario Heroic merchandise…”[/COLOR] [B]Eddie Howard:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“I mean, it doesn’t have to be much. But we ARE main eventing here in UFW. A single t-shirt would be nice. And I’d like to think they’ll sell OK.”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]“None of you have merchandise…[/COLOR] [B]Citizen X: [/B] [COLOR="Navy"]“Yes?”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="darkgreen"]“Because...”[/COLOR] [B]Mario Heroic:[/B] [COLOR="Sienna"]“Yes?”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]“You are not yet strong enough in the Force! As was written in the Force, I knew that you would come to me requesting items be crafted in your image. You are young and will grow strong in the Force. But until you learn to channel and master the Force, you remain young Pandawands, unworthy of having merchandise.”[/COLOR] [B]All three of them:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“WHAT?! UNWORTHY?!”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]“However, because your growth in the Force is impressive, at a rate far greater than expected, I shall consider having Eddie Howard, Citizen X, and Mario Heroic t-shirts made.”[/COLOR] [B]Eddie Howard:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“Oh…OK…”[/COLOR] [B]Citizen X:[/B] [COLOR="Navy"]“Fine with me…”[/COLOR] [B]Mario Heroic:[/B] [COLOR="Sienna"]“Me too, I guess…”[/COLOR] (Jim Force stomps away) [B]Eddie Howard:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“What the f*** just happened?!” [/COLOR] [B]Citizen X:[/B] [COLOR="Navy"]“I have no f***ing clue…I wanted a baseball cap, not a t-shirt...”[/COLOR] [B]Mario Heroic:[/B] [COLOR="Sienna"]"What the f*** just happened?!”[/COLOR] [CENTER]* * *[/CENTER] The day after, Jim Force had t-shirts made of all wrestlers on his roster, as well as posters of Jennifer Heat and Persephone. [CENTER]THE END[/CENTER]

[Wallbanger]

The cosmic causeways which direct the Forcechloridians cosmically caused the FOOORRRCE to decend upon me and before I knew it I created my own photobucket account! (Dear God, what have I done??) As a result, we can take a peek at the Forcelings in the UFW merchandising department and see what new things they have on the drawing board.... [IMG]http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s59/Wallbanger1071/WeakintheForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s59/Wallbanger1071/StrongintheForce.jpg[/IMG]

[chris caulfield]

nice diary and ill take a mario heroic t-shirt and some feel the force socks.

[Payne]

[QUOTE]Jim Force: TIIIGEERKINNEEEY! IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE FORCE LONG BEFORE THE FORCE SWALLOWED ROME THAT YOU WOULD ASK ME ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF A JIM FORCE BEDROOM SET! KNOW THAT JIM FORCE SELLS ALL MANNER OF MERCHANDISE, AND ALL ITEMS UNAVAILABLE CAN BE MADE TO ORDER (at additional cost)! A WARNING TO YOUR NEPHEW, LIONKINNEY, THAT A JIM FORCE BEDROOM SET WOULD INCREASE HIS FORCECHLORIAN COUNT BY 125%, AND THAT THE SHOCK OF SUCH AN INCREASE IN FORCE COULD OVERLOAD THE SYNAPTIC PATHWAYS OF HIS FORCEFUL GRAY MATTER! FEEL THE FORCE, TIGERKINNEY! FEEL THE FOOORCE! AND BUY JIM FORCE MERCHANDISE![/QUOTE] I love doing merchandise. I have done shirts and stuff for many diaries. Bedroom set? I hate you Jim Force.

[Actarus]

[CENTER]Location: Colorado Springs Bar Time: 10:55AM Date: Monday, Week 1, February 2007 [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/Buttercup.jpg[/IMG] Buttercup[/CENTER] Buttercup, UFW road agent, entered the Colorado Springs Bar and headed straight for the bar. [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“I need a shot of something…ANYTHING…right now!"[/COLOR] [B]Bartender:[/B] [COLOR="Blue"]“Lady, we’re not even open…”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“I have a meeting with Mr. Force.”[/COLOR] [B]Bartender:[/B] [COLOR="Blue"]“Coming right up, on the house.”[/COLOR] The bartender poured a shot of some alcoholic beverage, and handed it to Buttercup. Buttercup swallowed it in one gulp, then proceeded upstairs to Jim Force’s office / apartment. She gently knocked. Like last time, the door seemingly opened by itself. At the far table, Jim Force stood, his back towards her. Surprisingly, he was wearing a white lab coat. She entered and closed the door. [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="red"]“Mr….Jim Force. It’s Buttercup. I’m here to talk about the finances, as you reque…what’s that smell?”[/COLOR] (Jim Force holds up a beaker of some steaming chemical and pours it into a spray bottle. He proceeds to spray himself repeatedly.) [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="purple"]“I’m trying to create my new Jim Force Body Spray!”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="red"]“So, you’re mixing up a bunch of chemicals.”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“Yes.”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“Just…randomly?”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“Oh, not random. The Force is guiding me, leading me, protecting me. Soon Jim Force Body Spray shall be a reality.”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“So, you're mixing up a bunch of chemicals, and spraying yourself repeatedly to test them out?! How many times have you done this?”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“I am on my 69th prototype.”[/COLOR] At that moment in time, Buttercup lost all belief in Darwin’s theory of natural selection. She slumped down onto a chair and pulled out a pen. [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="purple"]“Buu-teer-cuup?”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup (internally moaning):[/B] [COLOR="red"]"Yes, Jim…Force?”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="purple"]“How does it smell?”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="red"]“It smells…"[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="purple"]“Yeees, Buu-teer-cuup?”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup: (through clenched teeth):[/B] [COLOR="red"]“…forceful…”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] “[COLOR="purple"]Then I shall continue until it becomes even MORE forceful.”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“Great…”[/COLOR] Jim Force walks over to his wooden desk and sits down. He hands Buttercup a file. [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“Buu-teer-cuup! Why are we losing money, Buu-teer-cuup?”[/COLOR] Buttercup scanned the documents in the file, making quick mental calculations. There were dozens of equations all over the papers, many of them gratuitous. But to Jim Force’s credit, the final results were correct. UFW started with $60,000; right now they had $55,598. [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“Mr. Force…I mean, Jim Force, the reason we’re losing money is because you're not budgeting."[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“Buuu-dgeeet-iiing?”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="red"]“Right, budgeting. If you want to make a profit every month, you can’t just spend money haphazardly. There’s a maximum amount of money you can spend and end up with a profit.”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="purple"]“The Force did not tell me this.”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup (rolling her eyes):[/B] [COLOR="red"]“I’m sure the Force meant to tell you this.”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="purple"]“A most disturbing oversight…I must commune with the elders of the Force immediately! Buuu-teeer-cuup!”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="red"]“Yes Mr…Jim Force?”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="purple"]“You budget the budget! Plan our next event, but make sure we don’t spend more then is necessary to make a profit! I will summon you when you’re needed.”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="red"]“Yes, Jim Force.”[/COLOR] Buttercup got up to leave. As soon as she exited the Colorado Springs Bar, only one thought popped in her head. [I][COLOR="Red"]What the f*** just happened?! [/COLOR][/I]

[Actarus]

[QUOTE][B]Jim Force’s Diary Wednesday, Week 1, February 2007 Dear Diary, A few days ago, I met with Buttercup to discuss the finances of UFW. She came in during my experiments in creating Jim Force Body Spray. I think I impressed her with the fragrance I had developed. It smells quite good, if I do say so myself! It’s still a work in progress, but will probably be available to the public by March. I also think I impressed Buttercup with my incredible business knowledge during our discussion of UFW finances. After having trouble identifying our problems, I was able to figure out that the reason we failed to profit was because we did a poor job budgeting. Yet, this error was written in the Force, for in the end the Force has prophesized that UFW shall bring balance to the known and unknown universe through its’ sheer dominance and force of will! I just spoke with Buttercup over the phone, and it looks like our next event will have I, Jim Force, UFW World Champion, defend the title against the master of flight and heroism, Mario Heroic. Mario told me his brother, Luigi, and his girlfriend, Peach, would be in attendance. Sincerely, Jim Force[/B][/QUOTE] [I]OOC Comments: I rolled a 4, so not completely delusional, but still a nutball! Coming up next, the February 2007 show for UFW![/I]

[Actarus]

[CENTER][B]UFW A New Force Of Hope Colorado Springs Bar, Mid South Region February 2007[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/UFW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Main Show Jim Force heads out to the ring with his manager Jennifer Heat, both with microphones in their hands. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JenniferHeat.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="4"]Jim Force with Jennifer Heat[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]“MARIO HEROIIIC! TONIGHT, YOU FACE THE ULTIMATE FORCE OF JIM FOOORCE! TONIGHT, YOU FACE THE FUROCIOUS POWER OF THE FOOORCE! YOU WILL LEARN, MARIO HEROIC, THAT BEING ABLE TO FLY PALES IN COMPARISON TO THE ALL-POWERFUL POWER OF THE FOOORCE!”[/COLOR] [B]Jennifer Heat[/B] (entirely in [B]Spanish[/B]!): [COLOR="DarkRed"]“Last week, my client Jim Force won the UFW World Championship! Tonight, he faces a high flyer with a reputation to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat! But he will learn that no one can defeat my client, Jim Force!”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]“300 FANS HAVE COME TO SEE THE GOD OF THE FORCE! THE LORD OF THE FORCE! THE MASTER OF THE FORCE! MARIO HEROIC, YOUR ACTIONS AND DEEDS MAY BE HEROIC, BUT YOU ARE NO HERO IN THE EYES OF THOSE CONNECTED TO THE FORCE! YOU ARE NO HERO TO THOSE STRONG IN THE FORCE! TONIGHT, THE ULIMATE HERO OF THE FOOORCE PUT THE UFW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE, AND WHEN OUR MATCH IS OVER, YOU WILL BOW AND KNEEEL BEFORE JIM FOOORCE!”[/COLOR] [B]Jennifer Heat[/B] (entirely in [B]Spanish[/B]): [COLOR="DarkRed"]“My client is stronger, faster, smarter, and more talented than you Mario Heroic. And Persephone, I warn you not to interfere in the match on behalf of your client, Mario Heroic, because I will be there to make sure everything is fair and just!”[/COLOR] [B]Rating:[/B] E+ [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]I can’t figure out if Jim can’t count, or he’s just trying to hype up the show. Only 66 fans came out this time; a far cry from 300.[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]THE SELL-OUT CROWD OF YOUNG FORCELINGS, ADULT FORCENITES, AND OLD FORCE FOLLOWERS HAVE COME, DRAWN TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE! LED HERE BY THE ALL FORCE, AS WAS WRITTEN IN THE DESTINY FORCE LONG AGO! I WILL NOT ALLOW THEM TO SEE THE TRUE HERO OF THE FORCE FALL IN BATTLE! MARIO HEROIC WILL BE DESTROYED! SO SWEARS JIM FOOORCE![/COLOR] Mario Heroic and his manager Persephone come out to get the match started [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/MarioHeroic.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/originalbelt05.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="4"]Mario Heroic vs. Jim Force for the UFW World title[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] This was a short five minute match which Jim Force dominated throughout. A short come-back by Mario Heroic was cut short when he attempted a springboard cross body. Jim Force caught him, posed for the crowd a bit, then lifted him up for a press slam. Force then signaled for the Full Force, nailed it for the pinfall victory and his first successful title defense. Winner in 5:02 and STILL UFW World Champion: Jim Force [B]Rating:[/B] E+ [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]Jim Force was really off his game tonight, and unfortunately, this match brought the crowd’s mood down. The clash of styles did not help, and the hope of Mario leading Force through the match just did not work, as Jim just did his own thing. At least Mario sold Jim’s offence well.[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]ONCE AGAIN, THE AVATAR OF THE FORCE HAS EMERGED VICTORIOUS OVER ALL THAT DARE CHALLENGE ME! THE FORCE IS IMPERVIOUS TO THOSE WEAK IN FORCE! MARIO HEROIC IS STRONG IN THE FORCE, BUT NOT AS STRONG AS MEEE![/COLOR] Persephone runs to grab a microphone while Jim Force celebrates in the ring. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/Persephone.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="4"]Persephone, Manager of Mario Heroic[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] [B]Persephone:[/B] [COLOR="Navy"]“Wait just one minute! It’s obvious that the ONLY reason you defeated my client is because…you CHEATED!”[/COLOR] (audience of 66 boos) [B]Persephone:[/B] [COLOR="navy"]“That’s right, Jim Force, you CHEATED and you got lucky! If this were a different type of match…like a ladder match, you would have lost the match and the world title!”[/COLOR] (Jim Force comes out and grabs a microphone for himself) [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]“PEEER-SEEE-PHOOO-NEEE! EVEN A LADDER MATCH WOULD NOT GIVE MARIO HEROIC AND ADVANTAGE, FOR HE FACES THE FORCE! AND HE HAS JUST LEARNED THAT THE FORCE IS UNDEFEATABLE! UNRELIABLE! UNBREAKABLE! UNFORCEABLEEE!” [/COLOR] [B]Persephone:[/B] [COLOR="navy"]“Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is, you muscle-bound freak. One more match, a ladder match, tonight, for the WLU Championship!”[/COLOR] [B]Mario Heroic:[/B] [COLOR="DarkOrange"]“Heh, you just got lucky right now, you untalented person! Face me in a ladder match, and your luck is guaranteed to run out!”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="indigo"]“I ACCEEEPT! THE LADDER WILL NOT AID MARIO HEROIC, FOR MY VICTORY HAS ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN IN THE FOOORCE!”[/COLOR] [B]Persephone:[/B] [COLOR="Navy"]“That’s what you think! Tonight, you lose your title! Mario will show you just how dangerous he can be in a ladder match!”[/COLOR] [B]Rating:[/B] E+ [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]Mario’s is developing better performance skills, especially with the mic.[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]MARIO HEROIC HAS NO IDEA OF THE FORCE HE HAS UNLEASHED! THE POWER OF THE FORCE IS ALL-POWERFUL! HE WILL LEARN THAT THE FORCE HAS TAUGHT ME LADDER COMBAT LONG AGO, AND MY MASTERY IN LADDER COMBAT WILL LEAD ME TO VICTORYYY![/COLOR] Persephone and Jennifer Heat, who’ve been wearing bath robes the entire time, stay out with Jim Force. Citizen X comes out, gets in the ring to start a bikini contest, but Jim Force grabs the microphone from him, and gestures for him to go back to the dressing room. [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]“LAST MONTH, JUSTICE FAILED TO BE SERVED, WHEN THE JERSEYBELL, PERSEPHONE BEAT THE MANAGER OF THE FORCE, JENNIFER HEAT, IN A BIKINI CONTEST! I WILL MAKE SURE THIS MONTH THAT THE RIGHTFUL WINNER IS CHOSEN, FOR I WILL HOST THIS BIKINI CONTEST!”[/COLOR] [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JenniferHeat.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/Persephone.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="4"]Jim Force hosts a bikini contest between Jennifer Heat and Persephone[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] (Persephone and Jennifer Heat get in the ring, and take off their robes. Jennifer Heat wears a distinct bikini adorned with Jim Force symbols everywhere. Persephone wears a magenta bikini. Both take turns wowing the audience.) [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="indigo"]“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! ALL MY YOUNG FORCELINGS, MY ADULT FORCENITES, MY OLD FORCE FOLLOWERS! LEND ME YOUR LIMITLESS POWER! CHANNEL INTO ME YOUR UNLIMITED FOOORCE! HOW MANY OF YOU CHOOSE THE JERSEYBELL, PERSEPHONEEE!”[/COLOR] (66 fans cheer rather loudly for Persephone) [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="indigo"]“WARRIORS OF THE FOOORCE! NOW IS THE TIME FOR JUSTICE TO BE SERVED! HOW MANY OF YOU CHOOSE THE MANAGER OF THE FORCE, JENNIFER HEEEAAAT!”[/COLOR] (66 fans cheer rather loudly for Jennifer Heat; it sounds about even!) [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="indigo"]“AND THE WINNER IS JENNIFER HEEEAAAT!”[/COLOR] (Persephone looks very angry about losing. Jennifer Heat poses for the audience.) [B]Rating:[/B] C- [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]Jim…it’s ‘jezebel,' not 'jerseybell'…at least Persephone is learning to show more charisma, and her acting is improving.[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]AND THIS WEEK, JUSTICE PREVAILS, AS WAS WRITTEN IN THE FORCE! FOR THE FORCE CANNOT BE STOPPED, CANNOT BE HINDERED, CANNOT BE FROZEN! THE FORCE RULLES AAALLL![/COLOR] The referee spends five minutes setting up ladders all over the ring, leading to: [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/MarioHeroic.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/originalbelt05.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="4"]Mario Heroic vs. Jim Force in a ladder match for the UFW World title[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] This one went 10 minutes, and was more back and forth than the previous match. Jim Force still dominated a great deal of it, but because it was twice as long, it seemed like Mario was getting more offense in. Jim Force tried using the ladder like a weapon early on, swinging it at Mario, who kept dodging rather easily. At about the 7:00 mark, both Mario and Jim Force climbed the ladder and were slugging it out. Surprisingly, Mario got the advantage, and knocked Jim Force off. He then hit a modified version of his Hero Attack finisher (Charging Elbow blow to the foreheard) off the ladder, which was a mistake if you think about it. A classic case of a wrestler entertaining the fans and going for the glory rather than the win. At the 9:00 minute mark, both climb the ladder to the top position slugging it out some more, but this time, Jim Force gets the advantage, sets him up, and gives a Full Force off the ladder. Jim Force recovers first, and retrieves the UFW World title, making two successful title defenses in one night! Winner at 9:45 and STILL UFW World Champion: Jim Force [B]Rating:[/B] E+ [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]I think this match brought the crowd’s mood down, unfortunately.[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]FOR THE SECOND TIME TONIGHT, I HAVE MANAGED TO DEFEAT MY ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE ME, AND HEARD THE LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEEEEN! AS THE CHOSEN ONE OF THE FORCE, WITH OR WITHOUT THE WARPAINT OF FORCE, I AM JIM FORCE AND I AM THE UFW WORLD CHAMPIOOON![/COLOR] Following the match, Jim Force celebrates like a madman, hugging referee Oz Lord and announcer Marv Earnest. He shakes the ring ropes of all four sides of the ring and poses at all four corners for the audience, pounding his chest like a gorilla. [B]Rating:[/B] D- [B]Road Agent:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]No comment.[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]THE LORD OF OZ AND THE ANNOUNCER OF THE FORCE LIKE MY HUGS, FOR THE WISH TO CELEBRATE WITH ONE SO STRONG IN THE FORCE![/COLOR] The following hype video plays [B]Video Narrator:[/B] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]Coming soon to dvd, blu-ray, and hd-dvd, the first volume of Jim Force’s nutrition dvd! Have you ever wanted to look like Jim Force? Have you ever wanted the strength, health, and vigor of Jim Force? Now, you can have it all, just like Jim Force! With this first volume, you will learn Jim Force’s nutrition secrets that have bestowed upon him health and energy beyond perfection![/COLOR] (Jim Force is in a shopping center, walking down an aisle with a shopping cart filled with tons of produce, meat, and Jim Force merchandise.) [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]AMONG MY MANY NUTRITION SECRETS, THE FIRST IS MY SPECIAL SWEETENER FOR MY MORNING COFFEE! REGULAR SUGAR HAS NO FORCE! SUGAR SUBSTITUTE LIKE SWEET’N LOW AND SPLENDA, HAVE NO FORCE! THE GREATEST SWEETENER YOU CAN USE, RICH IN FORCECHLORIANS AND SWEET TASTE, IS…MRS. DASH! FILLED WITH FORCECHLORIANS, SWEETER THAN THE SWEETEST CANDY BAR, IT IS THE SWEETENER OF CHOICE FOR JIM FORCE'S FORCE FILLED COFFEE! FEEL THE FORCE OF MRS. DAAASH![/COLOR] [B]Video Narrator:[/B] [COLOR="darkgreen"]Want to build more muscle and strength? Marvel at Jim Force’s nutrition secrets, as no secret is left unrevealed.[/COLOR] (Jim Force sitting at a kitchen table, a platter of raw spare ribs before him) [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="indigo"]COOKING MEAT HAS BEEN PROVEN TO DESTROY PRECIOUS FORCECHLORIANS THAT CAN BE USED BY YOUR BODY AS SUPER FUEL. TO BURN FAT, BUILD MUSCLES AND CRAFT BICEPS, CONSUME ONLY RAW MEEEAAAT, EVERY HOUR OF THE DAY, YOU MUST CONSUME RAW MEEEAAAT![/COLOR] (Jim Force begins eating the raw ribs, including the bones) [B]Video Narrator:[/B] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]Look out for volume 1, coming to fine retail stores near you! Volume 2 to come later! And we now bring you this important public service announcement.[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force[/B] [COLOR="indigo"]FEEL THE FORCE! AND BUY JIM FORCE MERCHANDISE![/COLOR] [B]Rating:[/B] E+ [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]…[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]THERE IS NO ONE MORE MASTERFUL OR KNOWLEDGEABLE IN NUTRITION THAN JIM FORCE! AND NOW, THE OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN THE NUTRITION SECRETS OF JIM FORCE IS WITHIN THE GRASP OF ALL MY YOUNG FORCELINGS, ADULT FORCENITES, AND OLD FORCE FOLLOWERS! FOLLOWING MY NUTRITION SECRETS, THEY WILL IMPROVE THEIR HEALTH, FITNESS AND FORCECHLORIAN COUNT! AAAAHHHH![/COLOR] [SIZE="3"][B]Final Show Rating:[/B] E+ [B]Final Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]This show can be considered a success, and it should have increased our popularity. Also, since we spent so little on our talent tonight, we’ll definitely make a profit by the end of the month, once sponsor money comes in.[/COLOR] [B]Final Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Indigo"]THE FIRST STEPS OF MY DESTINY ARE BEING FULFILLED, AS WRITTEN IN THE DESTINY FORCE AGES AGO! WEALTH! POWER! PRIDE! HONOR! GLORY! ALL THESE WILL BE FOUND IN ABUNDANCE IN YOU-EEF-DOUBLE-YOOOUU![/COLOR][/SIZE]

[Beeker]

That... was a whole lotta force. And while it may have been financially successful, All Force, All The Time is a bit Too Much Force. I like the Foooooooooorce character, even if it gives Ryland an ulcer seeing how a few pixels of facepaint made Jim Force into Jim Fooooooooooorce (Buy his merchandise) but the last show read like a sketch comedy skit that went on about 12 minutes too long. I think adding rationalizations for why the other wrestlers' agreed to sign up with such a Forceful Wrestling Empire should be looked at. Yes, this is the Jim Force diary, but with a few supplements (available now at Monkeypox Protein Emporium) it can be more than a one note wonder. It is a wonderfully FORCEful note though. PS: Anyone making non-Jim Force merchandise needs to maximize the UFW and minimize the other characters. PPS: Is it the UFW or WLU world title?

[Actarus]

[CENTER]Location: Colorado Springs Bar Time: 10:55 A.M. Date: Monday, Week 3, February 2007 [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/Buttercup.jpg[/IMG] Buttercup, UFW Road Agent[/CENTER] Buttercup entered the Colorado Springs Bar. As she entered, the bartender stopped cleaning and immediately poured her a shot of some alcoholic beverage. She went straight to the bar, downed it instantly, and began her long accent towards Jim Force's apartment / office. It had been over a week since their last show, and there was plenty to celebrate. But with UFW's successes came other concerns as well, which is why she had this meeting with owner / head booker of UFW, Jim Force. As usual, Buttercup knocked on Jim Force's door. The door swung open, to reveal Jim Force sitting behind his desk, pre-occupied with his computer. She still had not figured out how he was able to open the door, but she had other priorities to occupy her thoughts. Buttercup entered the office, sat down at the chair opposite Jim Force and pulled out a file and a pen. [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]"We have done it Buttercup! We have become a larger promotion! The halls of Valhalla are filled with laughter and song! The elders of New Genesis are happy with delight! UFW has risen from local to smaaall size!"[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]"I know."[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="purple"]"You know…how could you know, Buuu-teeer-cuup? Have you grown stronger in the Force?"[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup (moaning internally):[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]"It was all over the wrestling news for over a week now."[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="purple"]"Oh…right."[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="magenta"]"There are other problems to deal with though. Even though the last show was successful, we’ve become a larger promotion, and we made a profit, there are some concerns."[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]"Concerns, Buuu-teeer-cuuup?"[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]"Have you been to the UFW boards?"[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]"No…"[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]"Here, I printed this up for you. It was posted by some guy named ‘Beeker,’ after our last show."[/COLOR] Buttercup handed Jim Force a printed sheet of paper. On the paper was the following: [QUOTE]Beeker Wrote: That... was a whole lotta force. And while it may have been financially successful, All Force, All The Time is a bit Too Much Force. I like the Foooooooooorce character, even if it gives Ryland an ulcer seeing how a few pixels of facepaint made Jim Force into Jim Fooooooooooorce (Buy his merchandise) but the last show read like a sketch comedy skit that went on about 12 minutes too long. I think adding rationalizations for why the other wrestlers' agreed to sign up with such a Forceful Wrestling Empire should be looked at. Yes, this is the Jim Force diary, but with a few supplements (available now at Monkeypox Protein Emporium) it can be more than a one note wonder. It is a wonderfully FORCEful note though. PS: Anyone making non-Jim Force merchandise needs to maximize the UFW and minimize the other characters. PPS: Is it the UFW or WLU world title?[/QUOTE] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“BEEEEEKEEEER!”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“You know this guy?”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“No, but I know why he is feeling over-saturated in Force.”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“Uhm…OK, why?”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“Beeker is strong in the Force. Even now, I can sense the Forcechlorian count from his words alone. His connection to the Force led him to UFW, but he is so strong in the Force, that too much Force leads him to write these things. If only he were a trained wrestler…he may be the one to overcome the Chosen One”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“OhhKaay…well, he’s not the only guy to have written something like this.”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“He’s not?”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“Nope. There are at least a dozen posts similar to that one.”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="purple"]“So, what must we do Buuu-teeer-cuuup?”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="magenta"]“Well, we’re larger now…we should be getting more sponsor money, so we should have more money to play around with. In other words, we can use more of our workers at each show and still end up with a monthly profit…I think.”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“Yes, Buttercup, yes! Exactly what the Force was telling me to think!”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="magenta"]“Right…I also think we should introduce a midcard title.”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="purple"]“Further proof you are growing stronger in the Force! I was thinking the exact same thing!”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“I’m sure you were…”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="purple"]“Go and budget the budget, Buu-teer-cuup! Contact me when you are done! The time is at hand. Our next show must impress aaall!”[/COLOR] Buttercup got up to leave. As she made her way towards the door, she paused for a moment. [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“One last thing, Jim…Force.”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“Yes, Buu-teer-cuup?”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“Now that we’re larger, we should look into hiring some more guys onto our roster.”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“Exactly what I was thinking! As was…”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="magenta"]“Written in the Force, I know. I know.”[/COLOR] Buttercup left the bar; as…trying as Jim Force was…is, UFW’s success was exciting, at least. For the first time since she took this job, she felt something she had never felt in her short time in the wrestling industry: hope.

[Beeker]

[QUOTE=Actarus;220830][CENTER] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“BEEEEEKEEEER!”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“You know this guy?”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“No, but I know why he is feeling over-saturated in Force.”[/COLOR] [B]Buttercup:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“Uhm…OK, why?”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“Beeker is strong in the Force. Even now, I can sense the Forcechlorian count from his words alone. His connection to the Force led him to UFW, but he is so strong in the Force, that too much Force leads him to write these things. If only he were a trained wrestler…he may be the one to overcome the Chosen One”[/COLOR] [/QUOTE] Awww man, does this mean I have to write up the next show? :confused: :eek: Edited in: Huzzah. Small!

[Alex Gariepy]

Woo, that's a whole lot of Force. And now, for no real reason, I'm going to sound all cryptic and nuts. Enjoy! The Force may be strong in this promotion, but it is only a small taste of what is to come of the Force as the Force is only now starting to sell seats in addition to merchandise, which the Force insists us to buy because the Force is Forceful about that kind of Forceful Force stuff. Only through Forcing our way through the Force of professional wrestling and through months of the Force should the Force grow and consume us with Forceful Force...ness... and... Force... Forcing Force... Yeah, anyways... Can't wait to see more actual matches that do not include Jim Force. Not that there is anything wrong with being Forced to watch the Force that is Jim Force matches! ... I'll shut up now. :p

[Actarus]

[QUOTE][B]JIM FORCE’S FORCE-LOG FORCE-DATE: ONE TWO THREE POINT FOUR FIVE SIX POINT SEVEN SEVENTY THROUGH THE PAST FEW WEEKS, THE POWER OF THE FORCE HAS GROWN MORE EPIC IN EPIC PROPORTIONS! WITH THE BLOOD OF NEW WARRIORS! VALIANT HEROES HAVE TREKED THE DUNGEONS OF MIDDLE EARTH, TRAVELED ACROSS THE LANDS OF THIRD EARTH, TO EMBRACE THEIR NEWFOUND DESTINY IN UFW! THESE NEW WARRIORS SHALL SERVE US WELL, BY THE POWER OF THE FORCE! THEY ARE: [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/BulldozerBrandonSmith.jpg[/IMG] BULLDOZER BRANDON SMITH[/CENTER] FORCECHLORIAN COUNT: 5000 THE BAD ASS BULLDOZER HAS THE HIGHEST FORCECHLORIAN COUNT OF ALL MY ARMY! HIS MAIN EVENT STATUS IS ASSURED! HIS HOBBIES INCLUDING VIOLENT SLAMMING AND JAPANESE SUPLEXING! [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/CameronVessey.jpg[/IMG] CAMERON VESSEY[/CENTER] FORCECHLORIAN COUNT: 3000 "THE SECOND GENERATION SUPERSTAR”, SPAWNED IN THE SECOND NEO GENESIS OF THE FORCE, IS YOUNG AND HAS REACHED AN IMPRESSIVE LEVEL OF FORCE AT THE YOUTHFUL AGE OF TWENTY! HIS STATUS AT THE MIDCARD IS GUARANTEED! [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/CarlosGonzalez.jpg[/IMG] CARLOS GONZALEZ[/CENTER] FORCECHLORIAN COUNT: 1000 I GIVE THIS FORMER CAREER CRIMINAL A SECOND CHANCE, FOR THE FORCE HAS LED HIM HERE TO RID HIMSELF OF HIS FORMER WAYS AND BE REBORN IN THE POWER OF THE FORCE! A SUITABLE OPENER FOR UFW! HIS GREATEST WEAKNESS IS THAT HE IS MORE EXPENSIVE AND GREEDY THAN THOSE WITH MORE FORCECHLORIANS! IS CARLOS THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THE SIN, GREED?! [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/KashmirSingh-1.jpg[/IMG] KASHMIR SINGH[/CENTER] FORCECHLORIAN COUNT: 1200 SIGNED TO A SHORT TERM CONTRACT, HIS DESTINY IS UNCERTAIN! WRITTEN IN THE FORCE, HE MAY TREAD DOWN THE PATH TO GREATNESS OR NOT-SO-GREATNESS! ONLY TIME WILL TELL FOR THIS UFW OPENER! WE ARE THE TERROR OF FORCE IN THE NIGHT! WE ARE THE WINGED FORCE THAT PECKS AT YOUR NIGHTMARES! TOGETHER WE FORM ULTIMATE FORCE WRESTLING! FORM FEET AND LEEEGS! FORM ARMS AND TORSOOO! AND I’LL FORM THE HEEEAAAD! [/B][/QUOTE] [I]OOC Comment: I rolled a 5…so the supreme lunatic is unleashed![/I]

[Actarus]

[CENTER][B]UFW The Force Strikes Back Colorado Springs Bar in Mid South region March 2007[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/UFW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Pre Show - Jim Force hosts a Bikini Contest between Jennifer Heat & Persephone. Jennifer Heat wins. [B]Rating:[/B] C- Main Show We begin with the following video hyping Jim Force and Jim Force merchandise. [B]Video Narrator:[/B] [COLOR="Green"]Do you wish you had more Forcechlorians? Do you wish you could look like Jim Force? Be like Jim Force? Well, now you can![/COLOR] (JIm Force appears on screen) [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]YOUNG FORCELINGS! ADULT FORCENITES! OLD FORCE FOLLOWERS, IT IS I, YOUR CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS, YOUR KING OF KINGS, YOUR LORD OF LOOORDS! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH![/COLOR] [COLOR="purple"]I AM JIM FORCE, AND I AM THE UFW WORLD CHAMPION! AVAILABLE TO ALL, ARE JIM FORCE CLOTHING! JIM FORCE DVD’S! JIM FORCE BODY SPRAY! JIM FORCE BEDROOM SETS! ALL ARE GUARANTEED TO INCREASE YOUR FORCECHLORIAN COUNT, SO SWEARS JIM FOOORCE! FEEL THE FOOORCE! AND BUY JIM FORCE MERCHANDIIISE![/COLOR] [B]Rating:[/B] D- [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B][COLOR="Magenta"] …[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="purple"]YOU CAN FEEL THE ELECTRICITY OF THE FORCE, DUDE![/COLOR] Announcer Marv Earnest makes the following announcement. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/MarvEarnest.jpg[/IMG] Marv Earnest, UFW Announcer[/CENTER] [B]Marv Earnest:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]"And tonight begins a new journey, where over the next couple of months, the first ever UFW Intercontinental Champion will be crowned. The following wrestlers will be competing tonight: Flash Savage, Oscar Golden, Brendan Idol, Cameron Vessey, and Ricky Turner, in a 5-man elimination match. The winner will be the first competitor for the IC title! The losers of tonight’s match still have a chance, because the second competitor will be determined in subsequent UFW shows in a 4-man tournament. The final two competitors will eventually meet, the winner becoming the first ever UFW Intercontinental Champion! And the 5-man elimination match is next!"[/COLOR] [B]Rating:[/B] F+ [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]Marv did a better job then most people think, but the fact of the matter is that our wrestlers aren’t the most popular out there, so this segment didn’t do to well. Luckily, it was short, so it didn’t affect the crowd too adversely.[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]IT HAS BEGUN! THE JOURNEY, THE QUEST FOR THE FIRST EVERY UFW IN-TER-CON-TIN-ENT-UL CHAMPION! WHO WILL PREVAIL! I ALREADY KNOW, FOR THE WINNER IS ALREADY WRITTEN IN THE DESTINY FORCE! AND ONCE THE JOURNEY IS COMPLETED, THE POWER OF ONE WILL MULTIPLY EXPONENTIALLY BY A WARP FACTOR OF TWENTY-FOOOUUUR![/COLOR] [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/FlashSavage_alt3.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/OscarGolden.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/BrendanIdol_alt.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/CameronVessey.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/RickyTurner.jpg[/IMG] [I][SIZE="4"][FONT="Impact"]Flash Savage vs. Oscar Golden vs. Brendan Idol vs. Cameron Vessey vs. Ricky Turner Five-Way Elimination Match[/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/CENTER] And the match is underway…and looks like a crowded parking lot! I wasn’t sure what to expect exactly, but at least the workers involved hustled, and Cameron DID look impressive in his debut. Flash Savage and Oscar Golden, with there MAW tag experience, attempted to work together early on, so for there troubles, Brendan, Cameron, and Ricky decided to work together to take them on. The three vs. two advantage worked out well, resulting in Ricky eliminating Oscar via submission with a Texas Deathlock. The action then filtered down, with Cameron taking on Brendan and Flash taking on Ricky. Flash Savage got revenge for his part-time tag partner by eliminating Ricky next by pinfall after a 450 degree splash. The final three are Cameron Vessey, Brendan Idol, and Flash Savage, and it’s every man for himself. Cameron is taken out of the equation when Cameron goes up top, but is pushed to floor by Brendan Idol. Brendan gets the three count on Flash Savage after a super kick from no where! At this point, Cameron has recovered and returns to the ring. After a brief chain wrestling exchange, he hits his patented Spinning Death Valley Driver, the Vessey Driver for the pinall victory. Cameron now has a guaranteed shot to become the first ever UFW Intercontinental Champion! Winner at 7:34: Cameron Vessey [B]Rating:[/B] E+ [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]I expected more from these young, rising stars, but I’ll take what I can get. Cameron was impressive in his debut, and I think his technical skills improved. Also, I’m sure Ricky’s rumble skills improved. Sadly, this match brought the crowd’s mood down…[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]HAS THE FORCE CHOSEN YOU, CAMERON VESSEY! IT DOES NOT MATTER, FOR WITH OR WITHOUT THE WARPAINT OF FORCE, I AM JIM FOOORCE![/COLOR] Jim Force and his manager Jennifer Heat are backstage giving an interview. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JenniferHeat.jpg[/IMG] Jim Force with Jennifer Heat[/CENTER] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]"I HEAR THERE’S A NEWCOMMER TO ULTIMATE FORCE WRESTLING! I HEAR HE CALLS HIMSELF THE TOUGHEST BAD ASS IN THE WORLD! I HEAR HE CALLS HIMSELF THE BULLDOZER!"[/COLOR] [B]Jennifer Heat[/B] (entirely in [B]Spanish[/B]): [COLOR="DarkRed"]"It does not matter who challenges Jim Force! My client will be the greatest fighting champion, and defeat all that challenge him!"[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="purple"]"NEXT MONTH, I WILL PROVE THAT THE BULLDOZER CANNOT BULLDOZE HIS WAY THROUGH THE FORCE, FOR THE FORCE IS STRONGER THEN ALL CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT! TONIGHT, WHEN I DEFEND THE UFW WORLD TITLE AGAINST THE PLUMBER Of HEROISM, MARIO HEROIC, I WILL MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF HIM, FOR YOU AND 300 OF OUR FANS TO WITNESS, BULLDOZER BRANDOM SMITH! YOU WILL NOT BULLDOZE YOUR WAY THROUGH JIM FORCE! THE FORCE OF JIM FORCE WILL BULLDOZE HIS WAY THROUGH YOOOUUU! AAARRRGGHH!"[/COLOR] [B]Jennifer Heat[/B] (entirely in [B]Spanish[/B]): [COLOR="darkred"]"Tonight, Mario Heroic you will lose. And next month, Bulldozer Brandon Smith, you will lose as well!"[/COLOR] [B]Rating:[/B] E+ [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]Jim is actually getting better at acting and performing…but he still makes no sense whatsoever…at least more people are coming out to see our shows. We had 131 fans in attendance tonight; not 300, but we’re getting there…[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]OUR SELL-OUT AUDIENCE WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED, FOR THEIR TRUE HERO WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUS IN BATTLE TONIGHT![/COLOR] Mario Heroic comes out with his manager Persephone. They are followed by UFW World champion Jim Force, who sprints to the ring as usual, shaking the ring ropes like a madman and posing at all four corners. Jennifer Heat leisurely walks to the ring. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/MarioHeroic.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty/originalbelt05.jpg[/IMG] [I][SIZE="4"][FONT="Impact"]Jim Force vs. Mario Heroic for the UFW World Championship[/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/CENTER] And what unfolded before our very eyes was Jim Force’s best match in UFW. Not that it was that good match, though for a small sized wrestling company, it was probably very good. Also, the first match Jim Force did not dominate; it was a nice back and forth contest, where early on Jim’s power gave him a tremendous advantage. However, being lighter and quicker, Mario Heroic came back to take the advantage; Force tried to clothesline Heroic over the ropes, but he dodged and pulled on the top rope, sending Force crashing over. He then followed up with a beautiful running plancha dive! Mario gets Force back into the ring for a quick two count. He then hits Force with a sequence of quick moves, including a rana, a dropkick, and a leaping DDT. But again, only a 2 count! He applies a rear chinlock, but Force fights his way out. His comeback is short lived though, as Force is staggered by a thrust kick. Heroic sets up Force for a Fame Dropper and nails it, but only a 2 count. Mario is getting frustrated, and goes to the top for a Frog Splash, but Force rolls out of the way at the last second, and Mario crashes and burns. Force then reaches for the heavens, summoning the power of the Force and refuses to sell…I mean, becomes invulnerable to pain and injury. A dozen punches and kicks are followed by a huge bodyslam! Ten clotheslines later, and Force signals to the fans for the his finisher. Force nails the Full Force and gets the pinfall victory. Winner at 9:45 and STILL UFW World Champion: Jim Force [B]Rating:[/B] D- [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]On one hand, it was the best match Jim Force has had in UFW, and personally, I think it's because I managed to convince him to NOT dominate a match for once…in fact, I think it was the best match in UFW’s short history. On the other hand, this match brought the crowd’s mood down…[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]ONCE AGAIN, THE FORCE HAS RISEN TO THE OCCASION, AND DESPITE THE HEROIC EFFORTS OF MARIO HEROIC, I HAVE PROVEN THAT THE FORCE CONQUERS AAAALL![/COLOR] Jim Force celebrates like a madman, like he almost always does. And as usual, on the way out, he continually screams “Feel the Force! And buy Jim Force merchandise!” [B]Rating:[/B] E+ [B]Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]No comment.[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]I THINK THE LORD OF OZ AND THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCER OF THE FORCE LIKE MY HUGS![/COLOR] [SIZE="3"][B]Final Show Rating:[/B] D- [B]Final Road Agent Notes:[/B] [COLOR="magenta"]This show can be considered a success, it should have increased our popularity.[/COLOR] [B]Final Jim Force Notes:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]NEVER BEFORE HAS AN ENTITY LIKE ULTIMATE FORCE WRESLING EXISTED! WE CONTINUE OUR ACCENT INTO MYTH AND LEGEND! NEXT MONTH, BULLDOZER BRANDON SMITH, PREPARE TO FEEEL THE FOOORCE! AND BUY JIM FORCE MERCHANDISE![/COLOR][/SIZE]

[Beeker]

Quick and immediate change required... the InterFORCEnental Title. I'm actually surprised Jim Force didn't enter for that belt too. Then he'd just have to add the Force Team Titles (which he'd hold along with his partner... a mirror) and everything would be coming up Forcey! Fun show. Thanks for not making it nothing but 'feeling the fooooooooooorce.' It would have been fun for Jim Force to hire totally useless lugs of wrestlers, although I understand why Smith, Vessey, Carlos and Singh make much more sense. UFC only has Fighters... but minimal FORCE. That's not even a challenge for the UFWers!

[Mtm2k6]

UFW > UFC any day of the week :p