Destined to Fail?

[Wallbanger]

You lie. The BangerSmash has been certified to be 66% more awesome than the leading finisher. :D

[Wallbanger]

And has the added benefit of being a play on one of my favorite classic English meals!

[Phantom Stranger]

I was meant to debut the Lynch Pin, a Johnny Saint-style complicated roll-up package pin, but I was too drunk.

[IRISH_EYES]

seriously require some updates here :(

[Self]

Must... have... revenge...

[Mr T Jobs To Me]

[QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;346760]I was meant to debut the Lynch Pin, a Johnny Saint-style complicated roll-up package pin, but I was too drunk.[/QUOTE] Actual wrestling moves? That's not the LNO way! We need to get over without ever having a match that gets above an F.

[panix04]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/againsttheodds.jpg[/IMG] [B]Predictions[/B] [B]BWA UK TITLE MATCH[/B] Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa Vs. Jay Morison Vs. The Outlaw [B]BWA Tag title match[/B] Lads night out vs. The One percenters self vs. the steel city destroyer danny rox vs. prime Gringo and Justin Short vs. "the music man" jw and pete "the gentleman" davis becky d vs. "irish eyes alexa panix and the crystal pimp v.s mickey "flash" reynolds and dave "the snake" Vs. pants boy and mike tastic[/CENTER]

[Guest Bolton]

BWA UK TITLE MATCH Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa Vs. [B]Jay Morison[/B] Vs. The Outlaw [I]Going with the champ for this one, he'll probobly steal a victory[/I] BWA Tag title match [B]Lads night out[/B] vs. The One percenters [I]Also going with the champs[/I] [B]self[/B] vs. the steel city destroyer [I]The more experienced one, if you can call it that way :D [/I] danny rox vs. [B]prime[/B] [I]I root for the underdog[/I] Gringo and Justin Short vs. [B]"the music man" jw and pete "the gentleman" davis[/B] [B]becky d[/B] vs. "irish eyes alexa panix and the crystal pimp v.s [B]mickey "flash" reynolds and dave "the snake"[/B] Vs. pants boy and mike tastic [I]Close one, as I mark for both Dave the snake and pants boy[/I]

[Wallbanger]

Predictions BWA UK TITLE MATCH Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa Vs. Jay Morison Vs. [B]The Outlaw[/B] BWA Tag title match Lads night out vs. [B]The One percenters[/B] self vs. [B]the steel city destroyer[/B] [B]danny rox[/B] vs. prime Gringo and Justin Short vs. [B]"the music man" jw and pete "the gentleman" davis[/B] becky d vs. [B]"irish eyes" alexa[/B] panix and the crystal pimp v.s mickey "flash" reynolds and dave "the snake" Vs. [B]pants boy and mike tastic[/B]

[ShadowedFlames]

BWA UK TITLE MATCH Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa Vs. Jay Morison Vs. [I][B]The Outlaw[/B][/I] [I]However, it's a cheap finish so he doesn't win the title.... :D [/I] BWA Tag title match [B][I]Lads night out[/I][/B] vs. The One percenters [I][B]self[/B][/I] vs. the steel city destroyer danny rox vs. [B][I]prime[/I][/B] Gringo and Justin Short vs. [I][B]"the music man" jw and pete "the gentleman" davis[/B] Playing a hunch on this one[/I] becky d vs. [B][I]"irish eyes alexa[/I][/B] [B][I]panix and the crystal pimp[/I][/B] v.s mickey "flash" reynolds and dave "the snake" Vs. pants boy and mike tastic [I]Like I'm going to go against the author of the dynasty... :p [/I]

[G-Prime]

BWA UK TITLE MATCH Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa Vs. [B]Jay Morison[/B] Vs. The Outlaw [I]He'll cheat though.[/I] BWA Tag title match [B]Lads night out[/B] vs. The One percenters [I]LNO to retain.[/I] [B]self[/B] vs. the steel city destroyer [I]Why not?[/I] danny rox vs. [B]prime[/B] [I]Surprise![/I] Gringo and Justin Short vs.[B] "the music man" jw and pete "the gentleman" davis[/B] [I]Hooray for gimmicks.[/I] [B] becky d[/B] vs. "irish eyes alexa [I]Flipped a coin.[/I] panix and the crystal pimp v.s mickey "flash" reynolds and dave "the snake" [B]Vs. pants boy and mike tastic[/B] [I]PANTS![/I]

[Phantom Stranger]

BWA UK TITLE MATCH Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa Vs. Jay Morison Vs. [B]The Outlaw[/B] [I]But shenanigans keep the belt on Morrison.[/I] BWA Tag title match [B]Lads night out[/B] vs. The One percenters [I]Either it's a hardcore match, in which case the LNO have the extra-man advantage, or it's a standard match in which case the LNO probably get the cheap win to set up a gimmick stip, likely cage.[/I] [B]self[/B] vs. the steel city destroyer [I]Self needs the win to gear his drive up for Simon Peter. Destroyer to get his momentum started next show.[/I] danny rox vs. [B]prime[/B] [I]The man was in a number one contender's match on the first show. That's a good start.[/I] [B]Gringo and Justin Short[/B] vs. "the music man" jw and pete "the gentleman" davis [I]Blowoff to come in another one-on-one.[/I] becky d vs. [B]"irish eyes" alexa[/B] [I]Gut reaction.[/I] panix and the crystal pimp v.s mickey "flash" reynolds and dave "the snake" Vs. [B]pants boy and mike tastic[/B] [I]If Panix wants to win in a two-man tag team, he's got an official team. Flash and the Snake are thus far positioned as jobbers.[/I]

[theoutlaw321]

BWA UK TITLE MATCH Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa Vs. Jay Morison Vs. [B]The Outlaw[/B] [I]But I don't pin Morrison so the fued can continue.[/I] BWA Tag title match Lads night out vs. [B]The One percenters[/B] [I]Someone evens the odds allowing the rightful champions to capture the titles.[/I] [B]self[/B] vs. the steel city destroyer danny rox vs.[B] prime[/B] [B]Gringo and Justin Short [/B]vs. "the music man" jw and pete "the gentleman" davis becky d vs. [B]"irish eyes alexa[/B] panix and the crystal pimp v.s mickey "flash" reynolds and dave "the snake" Vs. [B]pants boy and mike tastic[/B]

[Trell]

Predictions BWA UK TITLE MATCH Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa Vs. Jay Morison Vs. [B]The Outlaw[/B] BWA Tag title match Lads night out vs. [B]The One percenters[/B] self vs. [B]the steel city destroyer[/B] [B]danny rox[/B] vs. prime Gringo and Justin Short vs. [B]"the music man" jw and pete "the gentleman" davis[/B] becky d vs. [B]"irish eyes" alexa[/B] panix and the crystal pimp v.s mickey "flash" reynolds and dave "the snake" Vs. [B]pants boy and mike tastic[/B]

[jonny_CKY]

BWA UK TITLE MATCH Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa Vs. [B]Jay Morison [/B]Vs. The Outlaw BWA Tag title match Lads night out vs. [B]The One percenters[/B] self vs. [B]the steel city destroyer[/B] I NEED MY FIRST WIN AGGGGHHHH danny rox vs. [B]prime[/B] Gringo and Justin Short vs. [B]"the music man" jw and pete "the gentleman" davis[/B] becky d vs. [B]"irish eyes alexa[/B]- LOVE THE NAME panix and the crystal pimp v.s mickey "flash" reynolds and dave "the snake" Vs. [B]pants boy and mike tastic[/B]

[Mr T Jobs To Me]

[B]Predictions[/B] [B]BWA UK TITLE MATCH[/B] Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa Vs. [B]Jay Morrison[/B] Vs. [B]The Outlaw[/B] [I]Morrison and Outlaw with simultaneous pins on the other 2 to set up one last blowoff.[/I] [B]BWA Tag title match[/B] [B]Lads night out[/B] vs. The One percenters [I]So.... when do we face the Briscoes?[/I] self vs. [B]the steel city destroyer[/B] [I]Simon Peter intervenes to help the Destroyer pick up his first win.[/I] danny rox vs. [B]prime[/B] [I]Would this be win #1 for Prime? [/I] Gringo and Justin Short vs. [B]"the music man" jw and pete "the gentleman" davis[/B] [I]Give me the goofy gimmick duo... Maybe they're the next challengers.[/I] becky d vs. [B]"irish eyes" alexa[/B] [I]Irish eyes are always smilin'... or something like that.[/I] panix and the crystal pimp vs. [B]mickey "flash" reynolds and dave "the snake" [/B]Vs. pants boy and mike tastic [I]The crystal pimp? Anyway, I think this show will be used to get a few of the BWA's lower-tier guys off the slide.[/I]

[Irish Wolf]

BWA UK TITLE MATCH Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa Vs. [B]Jay Morison[/B] Vs. The Outlaw BWA Tag title match [B]Lads night[/B] out vs. The One percenters [B]self[/B] vs. the steel city destroyer danny rox vs. [B]prime[/B] Gringo and Justin Short vs. [B]"the music man" jw and pete "the gentleman" davis[/B] becky d vs. [B]"irish eyes alexa[/B] [B]panix and the crystal pimp[/B] v.s mickey "flash" reynolds and dave "the snake" Vs. pants boy and mike tastic I'm not even on the card. Although I expect I'll make a run in against Self.

[rdsinclair]

BWA UK TITLE MATCH Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa Vs. [B]Jay Morison[/B] Vs. The Outlaw BWA Tag title match [B]Lads night out[/B] vs. The One percenters [B]self[/B] vs. the steel city destroyer [B]danny rox[/B] vs. prime Gringo and Justin Short vs. "[B]the music man" jw and pete "the gentleman" davis[/B] [B]becky d[/B] vs. "irish eyes alexa [B]panix and the crystal pimp[/B] v.s mickey "flash" reynolds and dave "the snake" Vs. pants boy and mike tastic [I]pants boy! *gigglesnort*[/I]

[IRISH_EYES]

[CENTER]BWA UK TITLE MATCH Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa Vs. [B]Jay Morison[/B] Vs. The Outlaw -Low Blow on Darren Burridge then while Jaffa and Outlaw battle on the outside Morison picks up the win BWA Tag title match [B]Lads night out[/B] vs. The One percenters -LNO continues there drunken wining streak self vs. [B]the steel city destroyer[/B] -This guys just hot so he needs the win :) danny rox vs. [B]prime[/B] -Picks up some momentum for a big old push [B]Gringo and Justin Short[/B] vs. "the music man" jw and pete "the gentleman" davis -Gringo gets the pin becky d vs. [B]"irish eyes" alexa[/B] -I make a winning start then get taken out after the match panix and the crystal pimp v.s mickey "flash" reynolds and dave "the snake" Vs. [B]pants boy and mike tastic[/B] any team containing Pants Boy is sure to be unbeatable :) [/CENTER]

[DannyDemon]

Not alot of love for me is there, just playing the part of a heel/ You wait till the show starts opening with me, a mike & an half hour interview :p Anyway............. Predictions BWA UK TITLE MATCH Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa Vs. [B]Jay Morison [/B]Vs. The Outlaw BWA Tag title match Lads night out vs. [B]The One percenters[/B] self vs. [B]the steel city destroyer[/B] [B]danny rox [/B]vs. prime Gringo and Justin Short vs. "the music man" jw and pete "the gentleman" davis becky d vs. [B]"irish eyes alexa[/B] panix and the crystal pimp v.s mickey "flash" reynolds and dave "the snake" Vs. [B]pants boy and mike tastic[/B]

[Self]

[B]BWA UK TITLE MATCH[/B] Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa Vs. [B]Jay Morison [/B]Vs. The Outlaw [B]BWA Tag title match[/B] [B]Lads night out [/B]vs. The One percenters [B]self [/B]vs. the steel city destroyer [I]what the hell is a steel city destroyer? Sounds... scary. Still, optimism[/I] danny rox vs. [B]prime[/B] Gringo and Justin Short vs. [B]"the music man" jw and pete "the gentleman" davis[/B] becky d vs.[B] "irish eyes alexa[/B] panix and the crystal pimp v.s mickey "flash" reynolds and dave "the snake" Vs. [B]pants boy and mike tastic[/B]

[Undertaker666]

BWA UK TITLE MATCH Darren Burridge Vs. [B]Jaffa[/B] Vs. Jay Morison Vs. The Outlaw BWA Tag title match [B]Lads night out[/B] vs. The One percenters self vs. [B]the steel city destroyer[/B] danny rox vs. [B]prime[/B] Gringo and Justin Short vs. [B]"the music man" jw and pete "the gentleman" davis[/B] becky d vs. [B]"irish eyes" alexa[/B] panix and the crystal pimp v.s mickey "flash" reynolds and dave "the snake" Vs. [B]pants boy and mike tastic[/B]

[panix04]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/againstallodds.jpg[/IMG] [B]Live from St Lukes Church Hall, Torquay[/B][/CENTER] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/simonpeter.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Simon Peter makes his way to the ring amid a sea of black, with dry ice surrounding him giving him a mystic aura.[/I] [B]Simon Peter:[/B] I come here tonight on a mission, no ordinary mission, but a mission from god. You see I speak to god and he told me three months ago today, that my mission was to capture the UK Title, to have the title in the arms of somebody who deserved it, a man of integrity and honesty. I was well on my way to making that happen and you know who interfered? You did Self. You stopped me from fulfilling gods will and you know whose job it is to punish you? Oh, its not mine. It’s the divine himself who’s wrath you will incur. You see I am merely the vessel. I am gods tool. So tonight and whenever you turn around I will be there making you pay until you repent. Your blood is little penance to the almighty, the only way to spare yourself is to join me in my quest. Become a loyal servant to the almighty and ye shall be spared. But stand in defiance of his will and ye shall be crushed! [B]Rating: F+[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Self Vs. The Steel City Destroyer with "Irish Eyes" Alexa[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/self.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/SCD.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/with.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/irisheyesalexa.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] From what I have been told the Steel City Destroyer was extremely unhappy that his bungling team mates cost him a victory on his debut and he has vowed that his opening blip was a one off and that with his woman by his side he will be unstoppable. We will see today as the beautiful Alexa is in his corner tonight against Self! [B]Emma: [/B]I don’t like her! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] That isn’t because she happens to be dating the destroyer is it? [B]Emma:[/B] I’m not the jealous kind…..much [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well we see later what she is made of as she takes on Becky D in the BWA’s first ever women’s match up! [B]Emma:[/B] I’d take her! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] We are underway here and Self gets off to a flyer. He’s so quick around the ring, if you blink you could well miss him! [B]Emma:[/B] he’s cute too! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] yeah, two guys you have a crush on in the ring, this must be like porn for you! [B]Emma:[/B] That would be some weird-ass porn! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Fair point! Anyway, self may have the speed advantage, but when it comes to power the destroyer just shades it and he’s using that to his advantage. He’s really out-muscling Self at the moment. But Self is tenacious! He won’t roll over in this one. And there is an example, Self with a variation on a DDT. I was talking to him the other day and he informed me that that move is called inflections! Well I think he’s about to follow it up with something spectacular Self has gone “up top” not for long though, Irish Eyes has introduced Self to a phrase that us English like to refer to as ouch! [B]Emma:[/B] I think that’s the same were ever you live! Young Englishman: Self looks infuriated, he is chasing after the Diva! He grabs her and reels back to strike, but he has had a change of heart. [B]Emma:[/B] Everyone knows that hitting a woman is wrong. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Including Jacob Serfling he is going to break it up, but Self thinks it’s the Destroyer, he has inadvertently taken out the referee. And right on cue here comes that self-righteous Simon Peter, why doesn’t he let sleeping dogs lie! He pushes Self into the corner and unleashes a flurry of punches on him! And now he has slipped on those brass knucks! This is horrible, the poor lad is out cold. He had the steel City Destroyer beat! The Destroyer is coming too, Simon Peter has vacated the ring and Destroyer looks perplexed as to just what has gone on! That won’t bother him though, he has seen the opportunity and he locks in the “bar of steel” a modified armbar. The ref has regained consciousness and checks for signs of life from Self, but there is nobody home! Star City Destroyer picks up the victory! [B]Winner: Star City Destroyer Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jaffa.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/panix.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]A video plays of Jaffa and Panix in the backstage area. [/I] [B]Panix:[/B] How cool is it that there are women wrestlers here? [B]Jaffa:[/B] Damn right it is! Eye candy ahoy! [B]Panix:[/B] I don’t know about you but I’m going to be ringside watching that match tonight! [B]Jaffa:[/B] I’m right there with you buddy, you realise though, with you and me watching from the audience it will probably double our attendance? [B]Panix:[/B] It can’t get worse then the bomb scare attendances we have been having can it? [B]Jaffa:[/B] Not with laydeez on the card! I expect a massive rise in attendance! [B]Panix:[/B] That’s not the only thing that’s going to be raising! [I]With that Dawn enters the picture..[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/dawn.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Dawn:[/B] *coughs* excuse me? [B]Panix:[/B] ummm….. ermmmm….. I meant that we will raise the roof! [B]Dawn:[/B] Of course you did! Anyway, good luck tonight Jaffa, to think one of my best mates could become the new UK champion is very cool. [B]Panix:[/B] Oh yeah, I forgot! Good luck tonight boss! Not that you will need it. Jaffamania is about to begin! [B]Jaffa:[/B] Thanks bro! [B]Rating: E[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Danny Rox vs. Prime[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/dannysinger.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/cameronbrogden.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] An exciting opener as the high flying Prime, takes on the c0cky Danny Rox. On paper it’s a fairly even match up, but in the early shows of the BWA we are learning to expect the un-expected. [B]Emma:[/B] my moneys on Rox, Prime is only here to make up the numbers. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Don’t be so sure, he may have a slight frame, but he’s got a warriors spirit! As you can see from the early going in this match. Rox is by no means having his own way with the plucky Prime! [B]Emma:[/B] I think what your forgetting though Dave is that Rox ROCKS! Young Englishman: And so he does! That’s a nice leg drop there by the young Rox, that look like it really hurt Prime, but he is fighting back. The two of them exchange holds, but Rox locks Prime in a headlock. And it looks like Prime is beginning to fade here! [B]Emma:[/B] It doesn’t look good! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Jacob Serfling checks his arm, he holds it up and it falls straight back down, a second time he lifts the arm, same response. If it happens a third time its good night Vienna! But that is not the case. Prime has a second wind. He delivers a strong elbow to the stomach of Rox and the hold is released! Rox attempts a second attack, but prime surprises him with a hurrucanrana. [B]Emma:[/B] A hurrucanrana by prime? Surely not? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] it’s a primacanrana! And apparently it’s going to get the job done! Prime picks up his second victory in as many weeks and Danny Rox looks stunned! [B]Emma:[/B] It’s an upset all right! [B]Winner: Prime Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/stevangreen.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/outlaw.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]A video plays showing clips of Stevan green and the Outlaw wrestling, it shows several moves from each star and then cuts to a figure covered by shadow, he speaks in a gruff voice[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/mystery.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Mystery man:[/B] Welcome to the new man in charge of the BWA. You may not know my face or heard my name, but after next month you will all know who I am. As you saw previously, these are my boys, the outlaw and the Hitman. Who knows perhaps later on you get to see the enforcer? Let me get to the point things are gonna’ change around here. Me and my family are gonna’ be running the joint and make no mistake we ain’t here to watch cutesie kids running around with pants on there head or people dressed up as pimps, there is only one person in this company that’s gonna’ have control of the broads and that’s me. Enjoy the rest of the show. The entertainment here is cheap, but I’m gonna bring it down to earth. You got a problem wit that, then you got a problem wit me! [B]Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Becky D vs. "Irish Eyes” Alexa[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/beckyd.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/irisheyesalexa.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And I have to admit I have been looking forward to this match more so then any others on the card tonight [B]Emma:[/B] Yeah, I wonder why that is? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I just love to see beautiful women Emma, and seeing them fighting each other is even better! [B]Emma:[/B] Pervert! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well as you saw earlier Panix and Jaffa have declared there excitement about this match up and it’s kind of a big deal in the BWA! [B]Emma:[/B] I don’t know what all the fuss is about, they aren’t that stunning. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Au contraire mon ami! Either way, they are underway here and Becky D is quick out of the blocks. She looks like an aggressive young woman to say the least. She has grabbed Alexa by the hair and is pummelling her face with knee lifts! [B]Emma:[/B] That’s going to leave a mark! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Looks like both women are trying to do that, leave there mark on the BWA that is! Say Emma, do you ever think we will see a BWA women’s title? [B]Emma:[/B] I would say a title won’t be far off. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well if we ever do see a women’s title in the BWA, we have two sterling contenders for the belt right here! Irish eyes has turned this into a catfight! She has taken Becky to the deck and is slapping the taste out of her mouth, but Becky has turned it around and is banging Alexa’s head against the canvas. This really is anybody’s match! [B]Emma: [/B]Your right, there’s nothing between these two stars! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] A suplex by Alexa on Becky and she has the pin with a bridge, this just might do it. There’s the three count and “Irish Eyes” Alexa is indeed smiling tonight! [B]Winner: “Irish Eyes” Alexa Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/mickeyflash.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Mickey “Flash” Reynolds comes to the ring pending his match up. He removes his turban and addresses the Torquay audience.[/I] [B]Mickey:[/B] Hello Torquay, Torquay is full of crap! It’s full of crap, crap and Panix! Panix being the crapest of all the crap! I spit on Panix. I am going to grab him and hurt him so bad. Then I am going to wait till he has children and spit on them too. I hate them, I hate them all. I despise them so bad. My first mission in the BWA is to take them BWA tag titles for me and my good friend Dave “the snake” We have both been on a losing streak of late, but that all ends tonight, tonight. Panix you will be put to the test and will be found wanting, tonight we beat you, you piece of crap! [B]Rating: E-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Panix and The Crystal Pimp Vs. Mickey "Flash" Reynolds and Dave "The Snake" Vs. Pants Boy and Mike Tastic[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/panix.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/tcp.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/mickeyflash.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/davehogg.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/marklucas.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/miketastic.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] An interesting tag bout about to get underway here. We have the pairing of Mickey “flash” and Dave “the snake” who have said they have shared ambitions and that’s why they are currently acting in tandem. We also have pants boy and his brand new sidekick Mike-tastic, Mike making his debut today, will be interesting to see how he works with Pants Boy who has yet to record a victory in the BWA. Plus we have Panix who has been dabbling in the tag division with various partners lately. This week he teams with the debutant TCP as Jaffa has a title opportunity later tonight! TCP and Mike tastic get us underway here. It’s a solid start with the two of them exchanging holds and reversals and Dave “the snake” tags himself in to the match. Dave is “going to work” on Mike Tastic making his slight experience advantage pay. [B]Emma:[/B] Dave is so aggressive [B]Young Englishman:[/B] He certainly is! And Mike Tastic is finding that out the hardway! He needs to try and get to a corner to make a tag or we could see an early winner here. Dave “the snake” tags in Mickey “Flash” and the assault continues! Mickey hits the flash in the pan on tastic and tries for the pinfall, but it is broken up by Panix and Mickey is furious, he is going after Panix and Dave has joined him in the fray. Mike Tastic makes the tag to Pants Boy who enters the fray only to get knocked to the canvas by TCP, now all 6 men are in the ring, this has turned into a brawl, pure and simple! [B]Emma:[/B] Who exactly is the legal man? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I have no idea, wait one second, who is this entering the ring? I have never seen this guy before! Whoever he is, he’s cleaning house! He sends Panix over the top rope and follows it up by removing TCP! He bodyslams Pants boy as if he weren’t even there! This guy is atleast 6 foot 5 if he’s an inch. He’s a pure psycho! Mickey “flash” looks like he might take advantage here. He sneaks across and covers up Pants boy for the victory. But meanwhile this strange mans assault continues and its Panix bearing the brunt of it! [B]Winner: Mickey “Flash” Reynolds and Dave “The Snake” Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/justinchortie.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/gringo.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jaymorrisonukchamp.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Justin Short makes his way to the ring accompanied by both Gringo and Jay Morrison.[/I] [B]Justin Short:[/B] Hello again Torquay, nice too see you have gone with instincts and dressed down for tonight’s event. I thought for a minute I was stepping into a homeless shelter. We should hoik up ticket prices and improve the calibre of fans we are receiving. Although I doubt we would find anybody with two penny’s to rub together in this backward-ass town. Never mind, I’m drifting from my point. I’m here to talk about fairness. Tom Lynch not having to wrestle due to his injury, that’s fair, the jay-man using a baking tray to defend himself from that thug Darren Burridge, that’s fair, however it seems that the BWA senior management has got it in for myself. Firstly he takes my top star Jay Morrison and puts him in a title match with three other men, count them 3! How is that fair? And secondly they have forced me, ME! A MANAGER into a match! How is that fair? I can’t wrestle! Essentially that match becomes a handicap match! I’m a winner damn it! I will not tolerate my clients taking defeats due to the management! It’s unacceptable [B]Gringo:[/B] He’s right, it is unacceptable, I’m so angry right now! JW, Pete Davis, you guys better sleep with one eye open, ‘cos Gringo is going to check you in to the grand hotel [B]Jay Morrison:[/B] Shouldn’t that be the smackdown hotel? [B]Gringo:[/B] Whatever, the bottom line is this, JW, Pete Davis, you want to interfere with Gringo’s business? Well Gringo says this, you better watch your step. Justin Short’s clients have not lost a single match in the BWA. That trend is not, I repeat IS NOT going to end tonight! [B]Rating: E-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Gringo and Justin Short Vs. Pete “The Gentleman” Davis and “The Music Man” JW[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/gringo.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/justinchortie.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/petedavis.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jw.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well Justin Short was sounding off earlier about how he didn’t feel it was fair that he has to wrestle when he is not a wrestler! [B]Emma:[/B] He has a point [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well if he stopped interfering in peoples matches it might not have come to this. But I think the more pressing subject is this escalating feud between Gringo and the music man. These guys hate each other and I’m kind of glad they are not the one’s starting the match! Although it looks like Justin Short’s tenure in this match will be a short one, excuse the pun, he has tagged in Gringo. Gringo locks horns with the gentleman and believe me when I say there is no love lost there either. The gentleman is really not a big fan of the way Gringo goes about his business and it showing here with a raised level of intensity! [B]Emma:[/B] Will it be enough though? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I think it might well be enough here, lets not forget that with Justin Short being a manager that this is for all intents and purposes a two on one match up! However Gringo is giving a good account of himself here. He has isolated the gentleman and isn’t letting him make a tag. [B]Emma:[/B] Good strategy [B]Young Englishman:[/B] It is indeed. And it’s a strategy that just might get them a win here. However, Maybe I spoke to soon. Davis hits a Russian leg sweep on Gringo and might be able to make the tag here. He is crawling slowly to his corner. The referee is checking on Gringo who seemed to have taken that last move quite badly. Pete Davis is within spitting distance of tagging in a fresh JW. But wait a minute, that devious Justin Short has taken out JW with a baking tray! Davis will not make this tag. And remarkably it seems like Gringo has a second wind. It’s the Gringo Drop! That’s all she wrote. Gringo gets one over on JW again! But I don’t think its quite done and dusted! JW is back on his feet and he is gunning for Justin Short, he throws him to the ground and actually physically roars at the BWA’s most successful manager! Now he is stomping him with a ferocity I have never seen from JW. Jay Morrison rushes from backstage to his aid, but the damage may have already been done to Justin Short! [B]Winner Gringo and Justin Short Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/bigdave.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/earlbreesetagtitle.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/tomlynchtagtitle.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Lads night out make there way to the ring stumbling and singing “under the moon of love”[/I] [B]Tom Lynch:[/B] Good constanoon afterbal! I’m not drunk I’m as jober as a sudge! [B]Big Dave:[/B] Breathalyse us if you don’t believe that what we are saying isn’t explicitly as true as you might or may not want to believe that it is! [B]Earl Breese:[/B] What? [B]Big Dave:[/B] He is about two JD and coke’s away from understanding that! [B]Earl Breese:[/B] And tom is one shot of pernod away from inventing a new language! [B]Ton Lynch:[/B] That’s nust jot true! I will demonstwate! [I]With that Tom yells “if you smell what the rock is cooking” and attempts to climb the corner and imitate the rocks patented entrance. Unfortunately he is indeed a tad drunk and falls over. [/I] [B]Tom Lynch:[/B] ummm…..guys, I think I may have hurt myself here! A little help? [B]Big Dave: [/B]Damn Tom, that looks nasty I don’t think you will be able to compete tonight, I will have to take your place. [B]Earl Breese:[/B] But that means we won’t be able to stick our titles on the line! [B]Big Dave:[/B] I know, it’s too bad, but I doubt that Tom can even walk on that leg, let alone perform the lynch-pin! [B]Rating: E-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Lads Night Out Vs. The One Percenters[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/bigdave.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/earlbreesetagtitle.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/with.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/tomlynchtagtitle.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well it would appear that the “not as stupid as they look” LNO have dodged the bullet here by feigning an injury to Tom Lynch. [B]Emma:[/B] Maybe so, but he is showing his courage accompanying his team mates to the ring. [B]Young Englishman: [/B]I just think it’s wrong that he managed to pull out of the match due to a self inflicted injury that came about due to him being drunk, it just doesn’t seem fair to the One Percenters, when exactly will these behemoths get a straight title shot? [B]Emma:[/B] What the hell is a behemoth? Young Englishman: I don’t actually know, but I’m almost certain I used it in context [B]Emma:[/B] Is that near croatia? [B]Young Englishman: [/B]Yeah I think so! Speaking of Croatia, we are underway here. [B]Emma:[/B] I didn’t spot a link there? [B]Young Englishman: [/B]Erm….there wasn’t one, but anyway, back to the action and Wallbanger and Trell are on fire here! They are taking LNO to school! Pain School! [B]Emma:[/B] Is that a real place? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I think it’s in Idaho? Seriously though, I have never seen such a dominant performance by a tag team! LNO are no slouches in the ring, but Trell and Wallbanger are real fired up here and seem to be running on pure adrenalin. Hang on one second, Earl Breese has the ref distracted and all of a sudden Tom Lynch’s leg is healed? He’s in the ring with a steel chair! He brings it down hard on the back of Wallbanger. Oopsies. That didn’t quite have the desired effect. I think all it did was piss him off! It’s a Banger Smash on Tom Lynch. Earl Breese enters to try and help out but is met by Trell with a massive back body drop! [B]Emma:[/B] Pure carnage! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And then some! Trell powers Big Dave into the ropes and catches him with the “forearm from hell” Wallbanger ascends the turnbuckle and peforms a diving headbutt! The walls are tumbling down! What a display of grace! [B]Emma: [/B]That was graceful? [B]Young Englishman: [/B]Comparatively! Doesn’t matter though, that’s done it the One Percenters pick up the win over one half of the tag team champions and when they finally do get there shot at the title’s surely it can only go one way? [B]Winner: The One Percenters Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/outlaw.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]The Outlaw is shown on video giving a pre-match interview[/I] [B]The Outlaw: [/B]Jay Morrison, you think it’s funny to attack somebody out of the blue and try and take them out? You think that’s the way to keep a hold of that title? Listen here you punk kid, you know nothing of the life I have led and the people I am associated with. There’s a reason I got the name Outlaw. It wasn’t for helping with sick kids in some war torn country! And I have to sit backstage and listen to Justin Short, the whiniest guy on the planet, harp on about how his clients have never been beaten? Screw you Short and Screw your clients. There is a new order in the BWA and it has no time for you or your hedonistic ideals. The firm is here now and they are taking control. Short you want to talk about fairness? Well tonight I will let my fists do the talking and we will see just how fair it is when I take your client and tear him apart! I am on the warpath tonight and I have my eye focused on you Jay Morrison and make no mistake you will not be leaving UK champion tonight. I will see to that! Don’t think for a second that Darren Burridge or Jaffa are going to spare you either Jay. You see they all want a piece of you as well. Your days are numbered where as mine have just begun! [B]Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/mainevent.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Fatal fourway for the BWA UK Title[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/uktitle-1.jpg[/IMG] [B]Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa Vs. Jay Morrison Vs. The Outlaw[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/darrenburridge-1.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jaffa.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jaymorrisonukchamp.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/outlaw.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] So here we are, the highlight of the night, the one all 8 of you have been waiting for. The fatal fourway for the BWA UK Title! Jay Morrison has to be a bit perturbed at the moment doesn’t he? [B]Emma:[/B] Per-what? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] perturbed, you know scared, worried, petrified. [B]Emma:[/B] Petra-what? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Never mind! I think the title of this event is pretty apt considering the odds Jay Morrison is facing in this match, especially seeing as I doubt we will see Justin Short out here after what went down earlier, that was a pretty severe beating at the hands of JW. [B]Emma:[/B] I dread to think what would have happened had Morrison not rushed to his aid! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Indeed! We are underway here and outlaw has only one man in his sites at the moment and I think Jay Morrison is about to learn that payback is indeed a bitch! He’s not easing up at all! He’s just manhandling the UK champ. [B]Emma:[/B] I’d like to manhandle him! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] What about Jaffa? He is more then holding his own against Darren burridge. That’s damn impressive! Burridge is one of the UK’s top talents and Jaffa is going blow for blow with him! [B]Emma:[/B] he he he, you said blow! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Mature! Meanwhile Outlaw has beaten the living daylights out of the “jay-man” he tries for the pin and he just might rap this up early here! No it’s broken up by Burridge! Now its Burridge and outlaw are duking it out! Jaffa showing some intelligence out there, he has joined forces with Outlaw and between them they eject Burridge rather unceremoniously out of the ring! [B]Emma:[/B] These two have never crossed swords. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Good point Emma, but I don’t think they are exactly on each others Christmas card list. Look at the intensity in both men’s eyes as they square up, could one of these men go home the new UK champ? Not if this man has any say! Morrison has just delivered a thunderous low blow on outlaw and the veteran has switched from bass to soprano! [B]Emma:[/B] He joined the mafia? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] never mind! It has come down to this, Jaffa versus Morrison everybody else seemingly incapacitated! But wait one cotton picking moment. Who is this? It’s Justin Short! [B]Emma:[/B] I didn’t think we would see him again tonight, he told us earlier he was too badly injured to represent Morrison.. But Jacob Serfling has wisened up! He is sending Short Packing! Wait a minute though, is that Gringo in the ring? Oh no! He is going to screw Jaffa! Wait a minute, that’s a Gringo drop on Jay Morrison! What is going on? I thought the Jay man and Gringo were buddy’s? It also appears that Justin Short hand a part to play in this! Whats going on? [B]Emma:[/B] A pinfall that’s what! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Right you are! 1-2-3 We got a new champ, Jaffa has done it, bruised, battered and confused, but the “orange-man” has risen to the top as the cream often does. We have a new UK champion, but Justin Short and Gringo’s actions towards there stable-mate are inexplicable. [B]Emma:[/B] I guess we will find out next month what is going on! [B]Winner: Jaffa Rating: E-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/eventanalysis.jpg[/IMG] [B]Rating: F+ Attendance: 9 [/B] The show should be considered a success it should have increased our popularity! Go BWA! O.O.C. There are some awesome storylines to come. But the write ups take quite a while so don't expect anymore then one show per week! Everybody on the roster would have made there debut by the next show, so if you haven't seen yourself, you will do next week!

[rdsinclair]

I lost, oh well, I guess that's what I get for all the Queen Panix comments in the SW mafia thread (and what I expected too :p ) But regardless good show two thumbs up :D

[G-Prime]

*Bows* And Prime pulls off another awesome move :D