Destined to Fail 2008

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=panix04;492028]Oh dear Odin, you are going to get pounded so hard your grandchildren are going to be bruised - don't cross the boss![/QUOTE] Ha... Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=Nevermore;492116]Ha... Quote The Raven Nevermore[/QUOTE] I probably wouldn't have talked about Odin's ravens had someone else had the gimmick. Fair warning: you're going to get a lot more mythological before it stops.

[Regis]

[quote=mistaken]PRIME TIME GAUNTLET, MATCH ONE [B]Astil[/B] vs. 'Must Be' Mistaken *I really want to win, but prudence is the better part of valor*[/quote] Don't sell yourself short! Astil can't stand against us - unless you want to take the night off? Let the boss deal with him, maybe.

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;492118]I probably wouldn't have talked about Odin's ravens had someone else had the gimmick. Fair warning: you're going to get a lot more mythological before it stops.[/QUOTE] Fine by me, skip. That promo wasn't half bad by my reckoning :p. Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Astil]

Dave 'The Snake' vs. [B]Mr Canada[/B] [I]Everyone is England loves Mr. Canada![/I] [B]Darth Sid w/ the Revenant [/B]vs. "The Music Man" JW [I]It's the whole "w/ the Revenant" thing[/I] FIRST BLOOD MATCH [B]George McAllister[/B] vs. 'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler [I]That's a bad Prime Time! BAD![/I] PRIME TIME GAUNTLET, MATCH ONE Astil vs. [B]'Must Be' Mistaken[/B] In AD 2011 Fued was beginning. Mistaken: What happen? Astil: Somebody set up us the match! [B]Odin[/B] vs. Panix Storm [I]Um, he's Odin.[/I] BWA UK Championship [B]Prime (C)[/B] vs. Gringo [I]Keep it warm for me, sweatheart.[/I] BIKERS BONFIRE MATCH Team 1% vs. [B]Team LNO[/B] [I]I feel bad for them...[/I]

[Hyde Hill]

Dave 'The Snake' vs. [B]Mr Canada[/B] [B]Darth Sid w/ the Revenant[/B] vs. "The Music Man" JW FIRST BLOOD MATCH George McAllister vs. [B]'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler[/B] PRIME TIME GAUNTLET, MATCH ONE [B]Astil[/B] vs. 'Must Be' Mistaken [B]Odin[/B] vs. Panix Storm BWA UK Championship [B]Prime[/B] (C) vs. Gringo BIKERS BONFIRE MATCH [B]Team 1% [/B]vs. Team LNO BONUS QUESTION: Guess the teams for Bikers Bonfire! 5 vs 5 right so base teams plus 2 for each hmm. I will guess later after a full study of the roster. Speaking of which with this big a roster maybe an idea to ad some belts? mabe a singles midcard and or trios title? [QUOTE]Just to inform you all "The World Tour" is always on looking for his new "tour" spot. So watch your backs. Plus I'm now 2 - 0 in the BWA, which will be 3 - 0 after my next match.[/QUOTE] Just a reminder that without the hitman the tour would be floundering. And no i don´t care who pins the dude I just want to wrestle and win!

[Trell]

[B]Dave 'The Snake'[/B] vs. Mr Canada [B]Darth Sid w/ the Revenant[/B] vs. "The Music Man" JW FIRST BLOOD MATCH [B]George McAllister[/B] vs. 'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler PRIME TIME GAUNTLET, MATCH ONE [B]Astil [/B] vs. 'Must Be' Mistaken [B]Odin[/B] vs. Panix Storm BWA UK Championship [B]Prime (C)[/B] vs. Gringo BIKERS BONFIRE MATCH [B]Team 1%[/B] vs. Team LNO BONUS QUESTION: Guess the teams for Bikers Bonfire! Team 1% - Trell, Banger, Tyler Idol, Hyde Hill, Antithesis Team LNO - Tom Lynch, Earl Breese, Bobby St Pierre, Maxx Hero, Big Dave G I smell as set-up between LNO and Gentlemen's Club I think they are both just jealous that me and banger are the best team that BWA has :D

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=Hyde Hill;492189] Speaking of which with this big a roster maybe an idea to ad some belts? mabe a singles midcard and or trios title? [/QUOTE] Let's deal with the fact that there are main eventers warring over a midcard belt first. In all seriousness, I intend to bring in a midcard belt when there's actually space on a given show. You'll note that this month we can't even fit a BWA Tag Title match onto the card. (I also wanted to get another Cowboy segment and match in, as well as more Dr Casey and, yes, more of the World Tour. But there wasn't room.)

[Purple Cowboy]

[QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;492224]Let's deal with the fact that there are main eventers warring over a midcard belt first. In all seriousness, I intend to bring in a midcard belt when there's actually space on a given show. You'll note that this month we can't even fit a BWA Tag Title match onto the card. (I also wanted to get another Cowboy segment and match in, as well as more Dr Casey and, yes, more of the World Tour. But there wasn't room.)[/QUOTE] It's better that way... I mark out to slow-burning angles. ;)

[darthsiddus2]

I hate to do this but....... BUMPITY BUMP BUMP

[Wallbanger]

Perhaps the Tag titles should be ME titles?

[Astil]

[QUOTE=Wallbanger;492720]Perhaps the Tag titles should be ME titles?[/QUOTE] Seconded.

[Mr T Jobs To Me]

[QUOTE=Astil;492728]Seconded.[/QUOTE] Thirded...?

[Astil]

[QUOTE=Regis;492121]Don't sell yourself short! Astil can't stand against us - unless you want to take the night off? Let the boss deal with him, maybe.[/QUOTE] I don't stand; I fly.

[mistaken]

[QUOTE=Regis;492121]Don't sell yourself short! Astil can't stand against us - unless you want to take the night off? Let the boss deal with him, maybe.[/QUOTE] I was more referring to the prediction contest than talking trash. I mean with Prime Time players behind me, If Astil thinks he can step or Fly to this, Then He Must be, Mistaken!

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=Wallbanger;492720]Perhaps the Tag titles should be ME titles?[/QUOTE] This is sounding more and more like a plan. Internet's down at home currently; the next show should be posted from work tomorrow, but after that we may hit a (short) slowdown in posting the next card. That said, it shouldn't be long.

[MaxxHexx]

Dave 'The Snake' vs. [B]Mr Canada[/B] [B]Darth Sid[/B] w/ the Revenant vs. "The Music Man" JW FIRST BLOOD MATCH [B]George McAllister[/B] vs. 'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler PRIME TIME GAUNTLET, MATCH ONE [B]Astil[/B] vs. 'Must Be' Mistaken Odin vs. [B]Panix Storm[/B] BWA UK Championship [B]Prime[/B] (C) vs. Gringo BIKERS BONFIRE MATCH Team 1% vs. [B]Team LNO[/B]

[Phantom Stranger]

[CENTER][B][U][SIZE="4"]BWA Breaking Point[/SIZE][/U][/B] St Luke's Church, Torquay November 2008 [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/davidhallettyoungenglishman.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/emma.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Good evening once again to all our wrestling fans joining us online! As we venture closer and closer to the second anniversary of the BWA's founding, Breaking Point looks to be, quite literally, the hottest event we've ever hosted. [B]Emma Whatever:[/B] You and your puns. [B]YE: [/B]They're in my contract. We're hoping to wrap up a lot of questions while we're here tonight; this may well be the end of the war between the One Percenters and the Lads Night Out, a war rapidly approaching two years in duration, and at the same time the First Blood match may well leave only one man laying claim to the title of... I can't finish this sentence. [B]EW: [/B]The Prettiest Man in the BWA! [B]YE:[/B] ...Right now, thankfully, it looks like Odin's Army is heading out to the ring. Please, please, please... let's discuss that. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/odin.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jimmy.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jamescasey.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Odin:[/B] In a time when the world was young, the Vanir ruled all. My namesake was in danger. His siblings, his lover, his children, all were under threat. And so he sacrificed himself. Nine days of pain, and more of learning. The world loved him, and the world gave up its secrets to him. With those secrets, he led the Aesir to victory, and the world was better for it. [B]Jimmy:[/B] You dig, sucker? [B]Odin:[/B] ... [B]Jimmy:[/B] Uh. Boss. [B]Odin: [/B]These are my brothers. These are my army. And with the secrets of the BWA I have learned through my own sacrifice, we will drive the first family of the BWA out, and the company will be better for it. [B]EW: [/B]Uh-oh. [B]YE: [/B]Hmm? [B]EW: [/B]Nothing. [B]Odin: [/B]Panix Storm... he warns me that I must not cross the boss. But I have walked the path of my namesake. And I have further yet to walk. How do I know this? Because this man Storm still lives. The journey has an end, Storm. [B]Dr. Casey:[/B] This is a time for drastic surgery. This ring is my operating table. There will be no anaesthetic. But once you leave the table, I will have improved you. It may take many sessions before you have been changed enough to recognise this. When you do, you and all my other creations will flock to our banner. [B]Jimmy:[/B] It ain't never gonna stop now! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mrcanada.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/davethesnakehogg.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]I think we have to assume that Jimmy's been chosen for his ability in the ring. [B]EW: [/B]We haven't seen him wrestle yet! [B]YE:[/B] That's true, but still. Anyway, this should be a pretty good display. Mr Canada has so far shown himself to be one of the best mat technicians in the BWA, and The Snake is a mainstay of the company. The only question is- [B]EW: [/B]Down North or Sharpshooter? [B]YE: [/B]Which one will win, actually. Dave starting out smartly there with a couple of straight forearms to Canada's jawline, keeping his opponent from locking up. The Snake's not a technical expert himself, and he knows that if it comes to a hold being applied he's in trouble. Canada staggered, Dave goes for a boot to the jaw and Canada ducks- [B]EW: [/B]Cobra clutch! [B]YE:[/B] You recognised that? Have you been watching wrestling tapes or episodes of G.I. Joe? [B]EW: [/B]Snake Eyes is dreamy. [B]YE:[/B] Of course. Stupid of me. I should have- wait, I'm not going to finish that. [B]EW: [/B]Aww. [B]YE: [/B]I am not your straight man. [B]EW:[/B] Heh. [B]YE: [/B]Oh, God... Anyway, the Snake's managed to reach the ropes, and Canada breaks the hold – inverted facelock – inverted suplex! And Canada floats over into a camel clutch – looks like he's decided that the Snake's neck is the vulnerable spot here. [B]EW:[/B] Well, it's really skinny... [B]YE: [/B]Yes, there is that... [B]EW:[/B] A hickey would go straight through. [B]YE: [/B]Ladies and gentlemen, I apologise for the undoubtedly true opinions being expressed by my colleague. Real tenacity from the Snake there as he manages, through judicious use of knuckles to the thigh, to break the hold but those two lethal submissions have to have taken their toll. Dave keeps going – punch, punch, discus chop, off the ropes, clothesline – No! Canada ducks the clothesline- [B]EW: [/B]Down North! This puppy's over. [B]YE: [/B]two... three... yep, good call, Emma. For once. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DarthSiddius.jpg[/IMG] w/ [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/revenant.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/musicmanjw.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] A debut in the BWA tonight, this Darth Sid kid has been brought in by- [B]EW: [/B]Hey, I remember that guy! He used to stand around near- [B]YE: [/B]We all remember your crush, but for legal reasons we can't discuss who your crush was on. [B]EW:[/B] But he was cute! [B]YE:[/B] Tell it to the judge. Impressive entrance Darth has, with these flares and whatnot. Seems like he's just got to point at a spot in the Church and it flares up... [B]EW: [/B]JW doesn't look happy about all this. [B]YE:[/B] Of course not, we're talking over his match. He looks to have something to prove, though, and I hadn't realised he had that intuitive grasp of grappling. Armbar into a hammerlock go-behind, Revenant up onto the apron and a low blow by Sid cuts off the Music Man's offensive strategy. Sid doesn't seem happy here, either, and it's clear this is another of the brawling men of the BWA... look at those kidney shots, near as dammit to illegal. [B]EW: [/B]JW's hurting, but – wow, he headbutted Sid! [B]YE:[/B] I did not see that coming. And yet we know JW's willing to hurl that tuba into the fray – oh! [B]EW: [/B]Some kind of flare out of the Revenant's hand? [B]YE:[/B] Looked like it, yeah. JW's blinded – Sid goes for some kind of chokehold – chokeslam! One, two, three! [B]EW: [/B]Another successful debut. [B]YE: [/B]Sensing a pattern? [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DarthSiddius.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/revenant.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]EW:[/B] Maybe a little. Hey, look, Sid's getting a microphone... [B]Sid:[/B] What I would like is for all of you, in the audience, to kneel and swear allegiance to me. [B]YE: [/B]Doesn't seem to be happening, Sid. [I]Revenant taps Sid's shoulder and leans in, apparently whispering in Sid's ear.[/I] [B]Sid: [/B]He says... bad move. [B]EW: [/B]AH! [B]YE:[/B] It's like the roof just exploded! [B]EW:[/B] No, it's still there... whew. I nearly had a heart attack when that went off! [B]Sid: [/B]Keep your pride for now. I promise you – you'll bow in time. [B]YE: [/B]Well, uh – the ring crew need to clean up all this chaos and check the crowd for injuries. While that's happening... if Sid didn't just detonate my TV – let's take a look at a message 'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler recorded earlier tonight... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/daweasel.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]PA:[/B] McAllister, McAllister, there's no-one like McAllister. He's broken every ugly stick, he always cracks the mirror... And it's only going to get worse. Fact is, Georgie Porgie, you gotta be a lot hotter than that to be ready for Prime Time. A lot smarter, too. So wise up. We've got the champ. You get smart enough, maybe we'll let you play dogsbody – you can earn enough to put yourself and your wife through plastic surgery. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/GeorgeMcAlister.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/daweasel.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][CENTER]FIRST BLOOD MATCH[/CENTER][/B] [B]YE:[/B] All of a sudden I don't think this is going to be enough to end it. [B]EW:[/B] No way. You can't say that about someone's wife. And the chances are George won't even find out until he gets a chance to review the show afterward. [B]YE:[/B] He's got enough incentive for this anyway; the McAllisters are one down in this series already. And this time, it can't end until someone's blood is on that mat. [B]EW:[/B] Hardcore, First Blood... what's next? [B]YE:[/B] I dread to think. McAllister's really leading in the early going – look at that onslaught! Punches, kicks, knees, he's just not giving Tyler the chance to offer a counter attack... oh! LETHAL looking powerbomb there and Tyler's down. [B]EW:[/B] His sledgehammer can't help him here! [B]YE:[/B] No, but I know a man who can! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mustbemistaken.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]EW:[/B] You've got to be – oh, Mistaken! Right... [B]YE:[/B] McAllister's been blindsided and it's all legal. Clubbing blows by Mistaken send McAllister down. Mistaken has him back up... spinebuster! Sort of, anyway. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/LuLu.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]EW:[/B] It hurt McAllister, whatever it was. Here comes Lu Lu... [B]YE:[/B] I'm gonna call that a medium boot from Mistaken, but both McAllisters are down. [B]EW:[/B] So's Pretty Amazing! [B]YE:[/B] What, still? Man... McAllister definitely had this match won. Mistaken's holding him up, though... And Tyler's getting to his feet. [B]EW:[/B] Mostly. [B]YE:[/B] Mostly is enough when your opponent's held down and you have a sledgehammer... here it comes! [B]EW:[/B] Oh, God... McAllister isn't bleeding yet... [B]YE: [/B]Another. And another. And... yes. Four sledgehammer shots to a man held captive, and Thomas Tyler wins this match. [B]EW:[/B] He doesn't deserve this to be over. [B]YE: [/B]Too right. The St. John's Ambulance folks are coming down... uh... OK, if I could direct your attention back toward the TV, we've another video to show you. This one concerns the LNO's hunt for willing combatants in tonight's main event... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/tomlynch.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/earlbreese.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DJStorm.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Lynch:[/B] I dunno, man. It's Coors Light. [B]Breese:[/B] He can fight, Tom. [B]Lynch:[/B] Well, yeah, there's that... [B]Breese:[/B] He can drink, Tom. [B]Lynch:[/B] [SIZE="2"]...Light beer, man...[/SIZE] [B]Breese:[/B] Five cases in one night. [B]Lynch:[/B] Five? [B]Breese: [/B]He can dance all night once he's done, Tom. [B]Lynch:[/B] Five? [B]Storm:[/B] Don't forget, that's how many men you need. Tonight. [B]Breese:[/B] He can pick a really good time to make his pitch, Tom. [B]Lynch:[/B] Well, there's definitely that... [B]Breese:[/B] Trust me. I've seen him fight. I've been scouting this guy for weeks. [B]Lynch:[/B] Since Antithesis? [B]Breese:[/B] Well, since a couple days after. Hangover, you know. [B]Lynch:[/B] Got it. All right, kid, you got yourself a tryout. We need a junior member. Just- [B]Breese & Lynch:[/B] We always figured they'd be chicks. [B]Lynch:[/B] But never forget... with the power of ale, we cannot fail! [B]Breese: [/B]OK, that slogan sucks. I'm clearly not drunk enough. [B]Lynch:[/B] My bad. [I]Tom hands Earl a hip flask. Breese downs the contents.[/I] [B]Breese: [/B]OK, now it's pretty cool. [B]Storm: [/B]Then we're done here. Let's get ready. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mustbemistaken.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] So we know four of the men on Team LNO tonight. And that may well be all there is. I'm told that Odin's vendetta with Panix' family has denied the One Percenters one of their top choices, but we can be pretty sure that they can still call up some major players. I'm less sure that Lad's Night Out can command that kind of friendship. Welcome back tonight, at any rate. [B]EW:[/B] George and Lu Lu McAllister have been stretchered out, as has Thomas Tyler. I'm guessing internal injuries from McAllister's assault. But his ally in the Prime Time Players looks to have something to say... [B]Mistaken:[/B] One down... one to go. Astil, tonight, you begin the Prime Time Gauntlet, your only shot at an uninterrupted one-on-one with the champ. Tonight, you begin. Tonight, you end, cut off at the first hurdle. Because if you think you have even a hope of getting through the Gauntlet... if you think there is the slightest chance you can beat me... If you think your name's going down as the winner tonight, you must be Mistaken. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/astil2.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mustbemistaken.jpg[/IMG] [B]PRIME TIME GAUNTLET MATCH ONE[/B][/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]Astil pretty much has it all to do tonight. He's got only one real advantage here, and I'm not sure it even counts; Thomas Tyler is not going to be interfering in this match. [B]EW:[/B] That's a plus. But Mistaken... it's difficult to predict what he's going to do. [B]YE: [/B]I don't think he even knows half the time. But that opening punch drops the Straight Edge Samurai down, so Mistaken's not just swinging wildly. Never forget that this man is a dangerous combatant. Astil manages to roll clear of the elbow drop and we've got a standoff... [B]EW:[/B] Astil's... calling... for a test of strength? [B]YE:[/B] He's got to know that that gives the bigger man the advantage. No wonder Mistaken's smirking as he accepts. Both hands of both men now locked into the test of strength and Mistaken's bearing down. Look at Astil forced to bend back and over... forced closer and closer to the mat... [B]EW:[/B] Astil's smiling. [B]YE: [/B]...Yes he is! He's got to have some kind of plan... his shoulders are forced against the mat! Chris Roberts down to count the pin – one- [B]EW:[/B] Ooh! [B]YE:[/B] Indeed, looks like a smart play by Astil now we know his thinking. A roll through into a grounded headscissors takedown leaves Astil in control now. He hits the ropes, Arabian moonsault onto Mistaken, but the ref's down after Astil flipped Mistaken onto him... [B]EW:[/B] And Mistaken throws Astil halfway across the ring as he kicks out! [B]YE:[/B] Might be a mistake there by Mistaken as he gives the smaller man room... yes, a running dropkick nails Mistaken as he rises to his knees. Astil back to the top rope and the diving swanton connects! A cover again as the ref stirs... Roberts still not that fast getting into position... one, two, no! Mistaken kicks out! [B]EW:[/B] And he catches Astil's ankle! [B]YE:[/B] Yes indeed, great ring awareness from Mistaken and an interesting trip-like approach to all this, but now he's on him with, uh... uh... I'm going to call that a stepunder toehold facelock... [B]EW:[/B] That's not right! [B]YE:[/B] Exactly. And Astil, I guess, knows it... elbows by Astil to the ribs... yes, that broke the hold and the faster man's up first! [B]EW:[/B] OH! [B]YE:[/B] One – two – three! A superkick by Astil clinches the win and puts him through to Match Two on the Gauntlet! [B]EW: [/B]A superkick – just like Prime's hero! [B]YE:[/B] Absolutely. You have to believe he's sending the champion a message. Speaking of messages, here's one recorded this afternoon... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/davidhallettyoungenglishman.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]Good evening, everybody. I'm here in the hours leading up to Breaking Point with the innovators of tonight's main event, the horrific – if I may say so – Bikers Bonfire match, a team elimination match involving five men and nine flaming tables. Wallbanger, this is your idea – can I ask what prompted it? [B]Wallbanger: [/B]I don't think you really have to ask. Two months ago I stood up in front of the Lads Night Out, the men who've cheated us out of every title shot we've had, the men who for no good reason have chosen to make life hell for us. I stood there at No Saints Allowed and I knew – I knew – that now we had the Antithesis on our side we'd finally neutralised their sly bastard of a manager Big Dave. And then... Tom Lynch crossed yet another line. He tried to burn me. [B]Trell: [/B]He might have. But if he'd stuck around, even with 'Banger on fire, we would've won. Without any way to get the numbers game on us, these boys are screwed. [B]Wallbanger: [/B]Well. You play with fire, you get burned. I got to thinking. Matter of fact, I spent most of a month stewing on it. And one night – I remember it well, but there ain't no way I'm talking about that night on camera until the statute of limitations – I got me an idea. [B]Trell:[/B] Flames for both sides. No numbers advantage. And we checked the electrical wiring in the Church. [B]Wallbanger:[/B] That's right. They have no way to pull a stunt this time. There is no way to cheat. Whoever wins this match wins it fair and square. And by 'whoever'... [B]Trell:[/B] ...we mean us. [B]Wallbanger:[/B] Say goodnight, boys. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/odin.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/panix-1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]This is going to be interesting. I guess, though, that we know now why it was that Odin did what he did last month. He wants this match. He isn't going to stop until Panix is down. [B]EW: [/B]He won't stop then. [B]YE: [/B]Yeah, you seemed worried when Odin was explaining his plans... [B]EW:[/B] Trust me. This is no good for any of us. [B]YE: [/B]It's certainly not good for Panix. He's toe to toe with Odin here and both men are firing off punches but it's clear to see that the giant is getting the better of Panix here. Yep; there it goes, Panix is too dazed to fire back and Odin has it all to himself. Suplex hoist... sitout brainbuster. [B]EW: [/B]Owwwww... [B]YE:[/B] Panix just crumples like an anniversary card sent two weeks late. Look at the smirk on Odin's face. [B]EW:[/B] That man is sick. [B]YE: [/B]That man is barely human. Wait – there's still life in Panix! He's free of Odin's hold and... yes, headlock applied by Panix, Odin looks to turn it into a back suplex but Panix rolls through, boot to the gut of Odin and Odin just doesn't react! [B]EW:[/B] Oh, Panix... [B]YE: [/B]Headbutt by Odin and Panix drops like a stone. You know, ordinarily I wouldn't be so worried, I'd figure that Panix could count on Jaffa if Odin stops looking for the win and starts looking to maim. But Jaffa still isn't happy with Panix despite the past couple of months' attempts to mend their friendship from the BWA founder. [B]EW: [/B]C'mon, c'mon... [B]YE:[/B] Panix back to his feet once again and he gets a break by stomping Odin's toes. A second's breather, hits the ropes, and a clothesline that staggers Odin even if it doesn't topple him. Another. Another. Odin drops to one knee and Panix comes off with a mafia kick to scythe him all the way down! [B]EW:[/B] Yes! [B]YE: [/B]And... Odin kicks out on one. This is not good. Odin cuts Panix off with a knee to the gut, powerbomb lift, and Panix lets it happen and drops past Odin into a neckbreaker! [B]EW: [/B]Ooh, nice one! [B]YE:[/B] Panix has his reputation for a reason. Cover again, one, t- Odin kicks out. What a show of power! Wait- [B]EW:[/B] Odin just flattened the ref! [B]YE: [/B]He doesn't care about matches! Odin drops the plucky Panix with something halfway between a chokeslam and a pavement slam and- [B]EW:[/B] Crap, he's coming this way! [B]YE: [/B]I don't believe this. He just stole my chair! Odin rolling back into the ring and we know what's coming here for Panix. The Lex Talionis. Wait! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/gringo.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]EW:[/B] It's Gringo! [B]YE: [/B]The former champ just hit the ring and it looks like he's got violence on his mind for Odin. Kick. Punch. Kick. Headbutt. Short-arm clothesline, backs off to the ropes- [B]EW:[/B] OH! [B]YE:[/B] Odin cuts off the charge by hurling that chair into his face. He's just grinning now, and... yes, there he goes. I guess Panix' destruction can wait another month as far as this monster is concerned. But why did Gringo come to Panix' aid? Those two hate each other, I thought! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/cameronbrogden.jpg[/IMG] © vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/gringo.jpg[/IMG] [B]BWA UK Championship Match[/B][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Prime's skipped the slow entrance, he's just coming straight to the ring as Gringo starts to recover from that chair shot. Springboard dive from Prime fells Gringo with a belt shot to the head and the ref has no choice but to start the match now – good timing by the champion, avoiding disqualification. You have to figure that the Players would prefer to rack up their wins cleanly if they can't avoid it. [B]EW:[/B] I wonder if we're going to see Astil interfere? [B]YE:[/B] I doubt it. If he can keep going through the Gauntlet he's got a shot at the UK Championship – so long as Prime still holds it. It's in Astil's interest for Prime to hold on to the belt for now. Gringo cuts off Prime's speedy onslaught with a clothesline and Prime was practically turned inside out by that. Hey, whoever's working in the back – can someone bring me a new chair? Please? [B]EW:[/B] Hey! Panix! [B]YE: [/B]Indeed, Prime baseball slide to Panix to roll him out of the ring - still hadn't recovered after the last match - and it's clear that the leader of the Players has figured out how to get inside the challenger's head. Gringo looks furious, charging in, and eats a spinwheel kick from the champ. I think Odin just helped Prime retain his championship! [B]EW:[/B] Maybe it wasn't accidental. [B]YE:[/B] Honestly I don't think Odin cares about the BWA Championship, or at least, not yet. He's got other priorities right now. If I was Dawn Storm I'd be getting worried. [B]EW:[/B] Please... please, don't say that. [B]YE:[/B] Gringo catches the cross body, gorilla press, into a sitout driver that really didn't look safe at all. Prime seems to be out of it... One – two – no! With almost nothing to spare, Prime kicks out! [B]EW:[/B] I can't believe he managed it. [B]YE:[/B] He cheats, he plots, he uses backup, but even that won't get you to the top in the BWA unless you're also a dangerous man. Looks like Gringo's going to try it again – no! Prime drops down behind him, and a quick dropkick takes Gringo out by the back of the knee. Prime circles, looking confident, measuring Gringo – superkick! And to the corner... Swanton! Prime just sent a message right back to Astil! One – two – three! Looks like both men can play that game! [B]EW: [/B]So much for Gringo's rematch clause, I guess. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/tomlynch.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/earlbreese.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/bigdave.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DJStorm.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mickeyflash.jpg[/IMG] vs [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/antithesis.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/edisrawpseudorudo.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jimmy.jpg[/IMG] [B]BIKERS BONFIRE MATCH[/B][/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]All nine tables now set up around the ring and drenched in petrol. It looks like Odin sent a member of his army to help the One Percenters, so there's definitely some alliance there. [B]EW:[/B] I doubt it. I think Odin just wants more destruction. [B]YE:[/B] Well, that could be true, too. Here come the LNO and they're... they're... carrying another table? But there are nine out here already... Into the ring now and they've set up the table. It's being coated in petrol... Big Dave still in the ring as the others leave... and Dave just lit the table. He's beckoning Jimmy. [B]EW:[/B] It's like he [I]wants[/I] Jimmy to put him through it! [B]YE:[/B] What's going on here? [B]EW:[/B] Whatever it is, Jimmy just obliged! That's the first elimination and we're five seconds in! [B]YE:[/B] Big Dave rolls out of the ring and drops to the floor as DJ Storm comes in. Jimmy took a moment to seek approval from his team, and that's a big mistake. German suplex by Storm leaves Jimmy sprawled. Storm rolling him toward the LNO side of the ring... [B]EW:[/B] This kid is keen! [B]YE:[/B] This kid is smart, too. Jimmy looks to be recovering, or did before DJ Storm got in position for a bit of ground and pound. Lynch has just lit one of the tables on the outside and Storm has Jimmy up for a powerbomb – Banger coming in – clothesline by Banger! [B]EW:[/B] Didn't help Jimmy! [B]YE:[/B] No indeed, the impact sends Jimmy flying to the outside through the table even as Storm goes flying out of the ring. That's one man down on either side and we're barely a minute in! Can you believe this? [B]EW: [/B]I guess Wallbanger's the legal man for the Percenters now, and DJ Storm's still on point for the LNO. He's not having a good time of it, though – wait, what was that? [B]YE: [/B]I think Earl Breese just chucked a hip flask of alcohol over Wallbanger's back! [B]EW:[/B] And Lynch is looking to light it... but Banger sends him sprawling. Another table's on fire! [B]YE: [/B]Wallbanger has Storm... Banger Smash through a flaming table! [B]EW:[/B] But that leaves Wallbanger trapped among three guys! [B]YE:[/B] It should, but Lynch and Breese both moved clear. Reynolds takes it to Wallbanger, but a thumb to the eye from the biker buys him time to slide back into the ring and clear the trap. Tag by Banger to El Comedor. Reynolds is in the ring, beckoning to the luchador... [B]EW:[/B] El Comedor charges! [B]YE:[/B] Oh! Say what you like about the LNO, they ain't stupid. Reynolds ducks down and pulls the ropes, El Comedor goes over, and someone on the LNO must have lit the table he was going for. It's two eliminations apiece! [B]EW: [/B]Don't know who lit it, they're both round the wrong side, but everyone else has left - Here come the One Percenters en masse! [B]YE: [/B]You can't blame them. It's a three-on-three brawl now and at least it's even. Reynolds doing well there against Antithesis... who lit that table just past them? [B]EW:[/B] I dunno. [B]YE:[/B] Antithesis and Reynolds on the apron... Belly-to-belly by Antithesis! [B]EW:[/B] Wow! [B]YE:[/B] Both men went through the table side by side... shurrup a minute, Emma, I'm waiting... yes, it looks like the ref's decided to eliminate both men! We're down to four tables and four men, and one table will still be standing when we're done. [B]EW:[/B] It's down to the Percenters and the LNO. Everyone else has had to leave. [B]YE:[/B] And it's Wallbanger fighting Lynch and Trell on Breese here... the Percenters are both winning their respective beatdowns, it seems, and yes, they've got time. [B]EW: [/B]Two tables lit! [B]YE:[/B] Yep. Wallbanger has Lynch onto his shoulders... I think this is going to be a running Banger Smash. Banger has so much anger stored up for Lynch, but you can't blame him. [B]EW: [/B]And Trell looks set to hit the Forearm on Earl Breese. That'll put him through the table for sure! [B]YE:[/B] Too right. The Percenters are set to win in style here... both men charging – wait, what's that? [B]EW:[/B] Ahh! [B]YE:[/B] Backdrop! Earl Breese managed to pull out a counter to the charge and Trell's through the table! But so is Tom Lynch. Yes, there's Roberts confirming Trell's elimination and... and... [B]EW:[/B] Big Dave is next to the other table... with a bucket. [B]YE: [/B]Chris Roberts isn't allowing Lynch's elimination! [B]EW: [/B]BIG DAVE PUT THE FIRE OUT JUST IN TIME! [B]YE:[/B] And the Percenters were so sure this would be fair! Big Dave must've rolled under the ring after he was eliminated! He's had buckets of water hidden away just in case! [B]EW:[/B] [SIZE="4"]THIS IS FREAKIN' BULL![/SIZE] [B]YE: [/B]You got that right. Wallbanger looks furious. He just laid Lynch out with a single punch. Table lit. Banger Smash on Lynch through the flaming table! [B]EW: [/B]Finally! [B]YE: [/B]But Big Dave just lit the last table... and Earl Breese comes off the apron with a dropkick! [B]EW:[/B] I don't believe it! [B]YE:[/B] Wallbanger just went through the table! [B]EW:[/B] Looks like Trell's back up. And he's seen the bucket! [B]YE:[/B] For the second month running Big Dave falls to the Forearm from Trell! Another to Earl Breese! He picks Lynch up and gives him one for good measure! [B]EW:[/B] And Wallbanger's up now. Man, that's hardcore. What're they doing? [B]YE: [/B]Trell's hauled two more tables out. He's setting one up... [B]EW:[/B] And there's the fuel... [B]YE:[/B] Another table on top of the first, and covered in lighter fluid... Oh, no. The Percenters just lit both tables and now they're rolling Tom Lynch and Earl Breese into the ring... [B]EW:[/B] I think I see what's coming and the LNO deserve it! [B]YE:[/B] I could not agree more. Both LNO are hoisted up for a powerbomb now... and the Percenters just dumped both of LNO simultaneously from the ring to the outside through two stacked flaming tables! [B]EW:[/B] Is there any situation the LNO won't cheat their way out of? [B]YE:[/B] I don't think it matters. The Percenters are the men standing tall. We'll see you folks at Advent of Madness so long as the church committee doesn't ban us after this! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/trell.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER]

[Phantom Stranger]

A late entry scores the win this week as Maxx Hexx notches up six correct guesses, including being the only one to call Panix' technical victory, while Tyler Gadzinski, Regis, Mistaken, Prime, and Hyde Hill all score five. No one got any of the members of the Bonfire teams beyond the base, so Maxx - please PM me your choice for Prime's next challenger. The only person it can't be is Astil, as he's still mid-Gauntlet. Hope everyone enjoyed this one, win or lose. A question - should the big 5-man Bikers Bonfire become a regular fixture in November shows?

[G-Prime]

[QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;493327] A question - should the big 5-man Bikers Bonfire become a regular fixture in November shows?[/QUOTE] Oh hells yes!

[Regis]

While I like the Bonfire, I think we should use it like Hell In A Cell - bust it out rarely, but not pinning it down to one specific month. However, November is a good one.

[1PWfan]

I agree with Regis- The Bonfire should be a rare special event, bust out for intense rivalries, like HIAC or the WarGames. But if the majority want to pin it down to a month, November is definitely the best

[Astil]

Sorry Mistaken, but that's the way the boot rolls. :D

[Blasphemywebleed]

Ach I was robbed :eek:

[darthsiddus2]

*what you just witnessed last week was the first of many to fall by my hand. you shall soon see that I am the savior of the BWA!* I can see a BIG push for Darth Sid hahahahah