ampulator Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 So you admit he blew your mind then? Cool. Nothing he does blows my mind. But he does me think he has some creepy fans that have a fetish for boring and dull wrestlers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucianCarter Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 I admit I actually became much more accepting of him after winning the keg carry. He legitimately won something. While his wrestling victories were given to him, he took that one. Then he was asked a question by Striker, and his reply was to stick out his tongue, shake his hair around, and yelp. It was so gleefully ridiculous I couldn't help but smile Wait. You actually think the challenges were legitimate? Are you kidding me? Nothing that happens on WWE isn't staged. You think Tarver really dropped the keg? You think Skip Sheffield really took that long to get it on his shoulder? They handicapped the people who might have accidentally beaten the winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningHamster Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Nothing he does blows my mind. But he does me think he has some creepy fans that have a fetish for boring and dull wrestlers. You still aren't getting it. I feel sorry for you. It's like a Rubik's Cube that is just one incy square off being complete but you cannot figure out where to go from here. Maybe one day when the time is right your mind will be open enough for Heath Slater to blow it. You know what? I've just had a brainwave. Strap yourselves in because this is going to blow your mind. Are you ready? Slaterverse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampulator Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 You still aren't getting it. I feel sorry for you. It's like a Rubik's Cube that is just one incy square off being complete but you cannot figure out where to go from here. Maybe one day when the time is right your mind will be open enough for Heath Slater to blow it. You know what? I've just had a brainwave. Strap yourselves in because this is going to blow your mind. Are you ready? Slaterverse So, you ARE Yandere! Man, I hope feel bad for Slater now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linsolv Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Rubiks Cubes are boring, and far from blowing my mind. Figuring out where to solve it isn't hard once you learn how. Thus making Heath Slater, once again, boring to me. That said, if you've only got 1 cubie off, then that means someone came in the night and took apart your rubiks cube, because it's not really possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningHamster Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 So, you ARE Yandere! Man, I hope feel bad for Slater now. I don't know what Yandere is so I looked it up and found some crap about anime. I feel way worse for you than you could ever feel for Slater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningHamster Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 That said, if you've only got 1 cubie off, then that means someone came in the night and took apart your rubiks cube, because it's not really possible. Exactly, so in other words .... if Heath Slater doesn't blow your mind, you are missing part of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linsolv Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 No, it sounds like your explanation for liking Heath Slater is that your brain's scrambled, is what I'm saying. (Also: Yandere is a Japanese concept, not exclusively with anime. There's no real American version of it. It literally would translate to something like "insane affection" or "insane love." The result tends to be people who are diven Axe Crazy by their love for someone or something.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningHamster Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 No, it sounds like your explanation for liking Heath Slater is that your brain's scrambled, is what I'm saying. Yeah well, maybe that's just a side effect of having my mind blown by the one man rock band. (Also: Yandere is a Japanese concept, not exclusively with anime. There's no real American version of it. It literally would translate to something like "insane affection" or "insane love." The result tends to be people who are diven Axe Crazy by their love for someone or something Yeah yeah, I get it. Yall like little animated chicks and sit around eating pocky while me and Heath Slater run with kegs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linsolv Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Yeah yeah, I get it. Yall like little animated chicks and sit around eating pocky while me and Heath Slater run with kegs. Who looks at little animated chicks? I learn things. I'm smart. SMART. Like Chris Jericho, you sycophant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Wait. You actually think the challenges were legitimate? Are you kidding me? Nothing that happens on WWE isn't staged. You think Tarver really dropped the keg? You think Skip Sheffield really took that long to get it on his shoulder? They handicapped the people who might have accidentally beaten the winner. I assumed it was legitimate because nothing scripted should ever come off that stilted and awkward. If WWE tricked me, good for them. EDIT: Can't say I'm warming up to Slater much, but BurningHamster is blowing my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningHamster Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Who looks at little animated chicks? I learn things. I'm smart. SMART. Like Chris Jericho, you sycophant. Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of this one man rock band I am listening to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linsolv Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 What, like Ben Folds, you hypocrite? (Man. Throwing the words sycophant and hypocrite around are SUPER FUN.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningHamster Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 What, like Ben Folds, you hypocrite? (Man. Throwing the words sycophant and hypocrite around are SUPER FUN.) No, that sycophantic hypocrite Ben Folds uses a piano. The guy I am listening to doesn't even need any instruments to rock out. Just the sound of that awkward headbobbing dance he does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampulator Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 I don't know what Yandere is so I looked it up and found some crap about anime. I feel way worse for you than you could ever feel for Slater. Oh, Yandere is person that likes or loves someone in a sick, twisted fashion... i.e., you liking Heather Slater BECAUSE of he who he is, NOT despite of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linsolv Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 No, that sycophantic hypocrite Ben Folds uses a piano. The guy I am listening to doesn't even need any instruments to rock out. Just the sound of that awkward headbobbing dance he does. Now that I've gotten that into perspective, Heath Slater sounds a lot like Miley Cyrus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningHamster Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Now that I've gotten that into perspective, Heath Slater sounds a lot like Miley Cyrus. Finally something we can agree on. But unlike that Otunga bozo, at least he doesn't wrestle like her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Countdown Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 This is the stupidest conversation I've read in quite some time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningHamster Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 This is the stupidest conversation I've read in quite some time. Then you haven't read that TV show thread. There's people in there who like Law and Order. I kid you not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyde Hill Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Hey I like Law And Order. But I like it for what it is. Simple fun and drama. You like Heath why????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stennick Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 This is the stupidest conversation I've read in quite some time. Took the words out of my mouth Anyway back on a subject that interests me. I have to say I was blown away by Danielson's "shoot" interview. The things Danielson was saying I was like "I can't believe they told him to say this" the "Vince only likes big guys" line was like damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linsolv Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Took the words out of my mouth Anyway back on a subject that interests me. I have to say I was blown away by Danielson's "shoot" interview. The things Danielson was saying I was like "I can't believe they told him to say this" the "Vince only likes big guys" line was like damn. Well, I mean. The people who like Danielson already know all that stuff. It adds a bit of cred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stennick Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Yeah it ads cred but so would Danielson submitting Batista in ten minutes as far as people who know Danielson. What I mean is basically when did Vince give a damn about what "people that like Danielson" aka Internet fans want to see. There are plenty of things internet fans want to see that Vince doesn't do and to do it with a guy like Danielson is just shocking. I'm happy about it though even if he only gets a short program I'll be watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNAfan123 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 WWE has released Carlito found this on WWE.com It said it was due to wellness policy violtion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNAfan123 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 On th subject of Danielson I would like to see WWE a lose cannon Gimmick with him like the one Pillmen had back in the 90's I think he could do that really good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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