Solarstorm Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 I´m laughing so hard I´m almost crying Keep it up man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntman Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 This.... Diary.... Is.... Orton.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Vick Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Angry at how bad of a time he had at Tha Black Phenom's Poppin' Club, JBL called John a whore, flipped over a nearby picnic table, and swore never to speak to him again. Dude, WTF? Bipolar much! BEST..REAL WORLD..DYNASTY..EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator980 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 I swear this dynasty is like a car wreck. You try and go by without looking but due to how awesome it is, you can't help but put the car in park, get out, have a cheese burger, take pictures, and stare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lprock Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 Oh you guys, you're all so nice. I might hafta start updating two times per day instead of the usual one since everyone's being so encouraging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Jim Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Told you they'd like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lprock Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 John Cena's House, Massachusetts. July 17th, 2009. 4:01 PM EST John is sitting in his favorite chair when he realizes he hasn't moved from this position in six days. John Cena: I should move. Before John can move, he receives a phone call. JBL: JOHN ITS BEEN SIX DAYS WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? John Cena: Sitting. JBL: GOD DAMMIT JOHN WE HAVE A MEETING WITH A TALENTED MAN TODAY, HE'LL BE AT YOUR HOUSE IN ABOUT THREE MINUTES! John Cena: Where are you? JBL: I'M IN YOUR BACKYARD CAN YOU UNLOCK THE DOOR FOR ME? John Cena: Sure. John unlocks the door. JBL: Thanks. John and JBL hear the doorbell ring on the other side of the house. John and JBL answer the door on the other side of the house. John and JBL notice Mark Henry standing in front of them on that side of the house. JBL: Hi Mark. Henry gives JBL a big chop, knocking him out. Mark Henry: Can I come in? John Cena: Sure. John and Mark sit down on one of John's love seats to start an extensive interview. John Cena: So why do you want to be a John Cena's Wrestling School Superstar? Mark Henry: I was told by a reference that you were looking for big husky black men. Cena looks out of his window, only to notice a snickering Michael Hayes peaking in. John Cena: Well we can't go wrong with that description. You're hired. Henry gets up and gives John a bear hug, only for him to escape and Attitude Adjust Henry through a table, overcoming the odds and becoming the number one contender for the World John Cena World Championship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 JBL: GOD DAMMIT JOHN WE HAVE A MEETING WITH A TALENTED MAN TODAY, HE'LL BE AT YOUR HOUSE IN ABOUT THREE MINUTES! John and JBL notice Mark Henry standing in front of them on that side of the house. Funny when you said talented I thought it was going to be someone you know talented... I laughed my ass off when it turned out to be Mark Henry! Mark Henry: I was told by a reference that you were looking for big husky black men. That whole line is all sorts of wrong but great at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfectedGT Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Best Diary EVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntman Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Best Diary EVER This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfectedGT Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 This Are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikerdude Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 mark should throw that michael hayes in a cactus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby_McDonald Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 How ironic that in the TEW10 Dynasty section of the forum, the best one of all has nothing to do with the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KS7. Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Sup eth. Nice work here again bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lprock Posted March 3, 2010 Author Share Posted March 3, 2010 A Local Gym, West Newbury, Massachusetts. July 18th, 2009. 2:45 PM EST John and JBL are talking to some hot young men down at the gym. John Cena: I have a match against Tha Black Phenom soon for the world title, can you guys be my protection? Kenny Dykstra: Sure thing matey. Dolph Ziggler: Aye aye Capn. The four men begin to leave when JBL realizes something. JBL: JOHN NO THEY'RE PIRATES! But it was too late. Dolph gave John a Russian Legsweep while Kenny gave JBL a leg drop from on top of a Bowflex. Dolph Ziggler: Sorry boys, but we work for someone else. Randy Orton walks into the room. Randy Orton: Finally......... Randy Orton: John............ Randy Orton: JBL............. Randy Orton: We meet......... Randy Orton: In person....... Randy Orton: You know........ Randy Orton: I have.......... Randy Orton: Always.......... Randy Orton: Respected....... Randy Orton: Both of you..... Randy Orton: As.............. Randy Orton: In ring......... Randy Orton: Competitors..... Randy Orton: But............. Randy Orton: What must be done............. Randy Orton: Must be done..... Randy Orton: And what must.... Randy Orton: Be done.......... Randy Orton: Is............... Randy Orton: I................ Randy Orton: Randy............ Randy Orton: Orton............ Randy Orton: Must defeat...... Randy Orton: The both of...... Randy Orton: You.............. Randy Orton: And.............. Randy Orton: Become the....... Randy Orton: New owner of..... Randy Orton: John Cena's...... Randy Orton: Wrestling........ Randy Orton: School........... Randy poses. Randy Orton: Now John......... Randy Orton: JBL.............. Randy Orton: Say your......... Randy Orton: Pra.............. Randy Orton: yers............. Randy Orton: Because I........ Randy Orton: Randy............ Randy Orton: Orton............ Randy Orton: Will fulfill..... Randy Orton: My............... Randy Orton: Destiny. Randy begins to approach the men, who are laid out from the devastating beatings they had received - when all of the sudden, he is hit in the side of the head with a boot. Mike Knox: We have unfinished business, Orton. Randy Orton:.......We have.... Randy Orton: Never............ Randy Orton: Met.............. Randy Orton: Before in........ Randy Orton: My............... Randy Orton: Life............. Knox looks down, realizing Randy is right. Mike Knox: My apologies, I'll just be on my way then. Knox helps Randy back to his feet, shakes his hand, and leaves. Still shaking off the pain of a boot to the head, Randy turns toward his enemies - only to realize they have given Kenny and Dolph a double Attitude Adjustment through a water fountain and escaped out the back door. Randy Orton: Dang............. Randy Orton: It............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfectedGT Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Orton..... For..... New.... Owner.... Of.... John.... Cena... Wrestling.... School.... poses OFNOOJCWS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Jim Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I admire Randy's methodical speaking style. He's all I aspire to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOmniWarrior Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 pretty good. Needs more Benoit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Celt Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 FINALLY wrestlecrap has come back to the grey-dog-forums. Also, Bob Holly= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tristram Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 I .. I don't know what to say. This is epically nuts. I sit here one second looking shocked as hell, and then the next minute I'm spitting sprite all over the screen laughing myself stupid. Some strange black humour. The best part I liked, as silly as it sounds was John looked startled. John Cena: I am startled. It's so nuts its ... invigoratingly funny. I also love the ripping off of JBL, "You should open a school for people like me who can't wrestle worth a [bEEP". Heh, so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tristram Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Randy begins to approach the men, who are laid out from the devastating beatings they had received - when all of the sudden, he is hit in the side of the head with a boot. Mike Knox: We have unfinished business, Orton. Randy Orton:.......We have.... Randy Orton: Never............ Randy Orton: Met.............. Randy Orton: Before in........ Randy Orton: My............... Randy Orton: Life............. Knox looks down, realizing Randy is right. Mike Knox: My apologies, I'll just be on my way then. Lol. I love it, 'my apologies, I'll just be on my way then.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeel1 Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 I like Orton's style of dialogue, but I'm afraid I have to take points off for not having him repeat his main point with added emphasis - added emphasis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lprock Posted March 4, 2010 Author Share Posted March 4, 2010 I like Orton's style of dialogue, but I'm afraid I have to take points off for not having him repeat his main point with added emphasis - added emphasis! Yessir, sorry sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lprock Posted March 4, 2010 Author Share Posted March 4, 2010 John's Secret Hideout, West Newbury, Massachusetts. July 18th, 2009. 11:50 PM EST John and JBL had finally escaped from the clutches of the viper, and were now hiding behind John's house in his garage. John Cena: We have finally escaped from the clutches of the viper and we're now hiding behind my house in my garage. JBL: SHUT THE **** UP JOHN, SOMEONE MIGHT HEAR YOU. John Cena: I've been whispering this entire time. JBL: WHAT THE **** DID I JUST SAY JOHN, SHUT THE **** UP BEFORE WE'RE CAUGHT. Not wanting to risk being caught with that loud mouth John Cena, JBL flips over a coffee table and runs out of the garage, down a busy highway. On his way down the highway, JBL is hit by bus. John Cena: Hmm. Suddenly, John's phone begins to ring. John Cena: Hello. ???: Do you want to live? John Cena: No. ???: In that case, **** off. The mysterious caller hangs up. John Cena: Maybe I should walk out of the garage. John walks out of the garage. The garage bursts into flames. John Cena: That was a convenient thing to do. John's phone begins to ring once more. John Cena: Hello. Matt Hardy: John, John. I have some bad news John. John Cena: Matt man, what's the news man? Matt Hardy: It's your garage John, your garage is on fire John. John Cena: My cars man, what about my cars? One of them was a transformer man, what about my transformer? Matt Hardy: They're gone John, all of your cars are gone. John. And your transformer too, John. John closes his phone and cries like a little *****. He then notices Matt Hardy up by his house pouring a container of gasoline everywhere. John decides to confront Matt. John Cena: Matt, what are you doing? Matt Hardy: Ghostproofing your house. Matt empties the gasoline can, lights a match, and throws it on the house. John Cena:... John's phone begins to ring. John Cena: Hello. Matt Hardy: John, John. I have some bad news John. Fed up with all of this bad news, John books Matt in an Inferno match with Hardcore Holly. He then gets on the midnight train goin' anywhere, sitting next to a strange man he had never before met who was reading a newspaper. The man put the newspaper down and slowly turned toward John. Shelton Benjamin: So I heard you need an ally for a title match against Tha Black Phenom. TO BE CONTINUED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKenwyne Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Dude... this... is.... classic. Please make two updates a day. I will be very happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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