Eidenhoek Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Aside from forgetting what the hell the Argentine position was in the first place, it went... (P.S. I thought the position had the opponent on one's shoulders [yes] with them facing the way you are [no, they face up]) I couldn't lift him like that. So we laid down so I could show him what I wanted to do standing. He proceeded to roll forward (toward my head). Essentially, he put me in the same position, neck-wise, that a full nelson and the like would do. I proceed to almost pass out and do not regain full motor abilities for the next five minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Lyrium Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Possibly the best topic title ever. I have to ask though... unless trying out wrestling moves on your dad is a regular occurance and you've previously exhausted other movesets... why start with the Argentine Backbreaker?! ¬_¬ Me and my brother used to 'wrestle' on our parents bed when we were 7/8. Nothing remotely dangerous or backyardy, just messing around. I'm sure everyone did something similar... ...right? ¬_¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20LEgend Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Possibly the best topic title ever. I have to ask though... unless trying out wrestling moves on your dad is a regular occurance and you've previously exhausted other movesets... why start with the Argentine Backbreaker?! ¬_¬ Me and my brother used to 'wrestle' on our parents bed when we were 7/8. Nothing remotely dangerous or backyardy, just messing around. I'm sure everyone did something similar... ...right? ¬_¬ Right. But this thread Made me laugh so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackKnifed72 Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Me and my brother used to 'wrestle' on our parents bed when we were 7/8. Nothing remotely dangerous or backyardy, just messing around. I'm sure everyone did something similar... Me and a friend had a match when we are @ 8 or so while our parents were out back barbecueing. Sadly, my attempt a 'Macho Man' flying elbow drop resulted in a smashed living room coffee table and when my Mom saw that...well...I found out she could really layeth the smacketh down, that's for d*** sure!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningHamster Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Good topic, I can relate except for the part where you explained what happened. I am always putting my grandmother in the sharpshooter and telling her to tap out. She doesn't know what tap out means, but it sure as crap isn't screaming a lot about how it hurts and then refusing to get up for hours claiming she can't walk. Stupid lazy old people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20LEgend Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remianen Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Had a girlfriend hit me with a Lou Thesz Press once. Needless to say, she got the 1, 2, 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningHamster Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Had a girlfriend hit me with a Lou Thesz Press once. Needless to say, she got the 1, 2, 3. I choose to ignore the intended meaning of this post in order to make fun of Remi for getting beaten by a girl. OMG YOU GOT BEAT BY A GIRL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remianen Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I choose to ignore the intended meaning of this post in order to make fun of Remi for getting beaten by a girl. OMG YOU GOT BEAT BY A GIRL! Yeah. I kinda liked it too. If losin' to a girl is wrong, I don't wanna be right! (OMG see what I did there? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedSuperman Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I always put my neices in the master lock and make them tap out, after asking who can get out of the masterlock and not releasing it until they say nobody. My oldest neice is like 11 now so its been going on for like 5 or 6 years. Well whenever Masterpiece made his debut... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningHamster Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Yeah. I kinda liked it too. If losin' to a girl is wrong, I don't wanna be right! (OMG see what I did there? ) I always suspected from your obsessive interest in women's wrestling you were one of those creepy intergender apartment wrestling fans. This last post brings me one step closer to proving it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 I always suspected from your obsessive interest in women's wrestling you were one of those creepy intergender apartment wrestling fans. This last post brings me one step closer to proving it. Intergender? Remianen is a hermaphrodyte? TOPIC DELIVERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackman Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Me and a friend had a match when we are @ 8 or so while our parents were out back barbecueing. Sadly, my attempt a 'Macho Man' flying elbow drop resulted in a smashed living room coffee table and when my Mom saw that...well...I found out she could really layeth the smacketh down, that's for d*** sure!! lawl. I once powerbombed and tombstoned a nephew on a pile of leaves. It felt pretty soft actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLLK Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I used to chokeslam my little brother when I was younger. Now, when I see him, I use the opportunity to work on my Figure Four. As for my dad, I do remember hitting a lucha-style DDT on him when I was ten. Jumped off the bed, spun into a good lock, then prayed as I yanked his head down. Only legit move I've ever really hit on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1234 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Possibly the best topic title ever. I have to ask though... unless trying out wrestling moves on your dad is a regular occurance and you've previously exhausted other movesets... why start with the Argentine Backbreaker?! ¬_¬ Me and my brother used to 'wrestle' on our parents bed when we were 7/8. Nothing remotely dangerous or backyardy, just messing around. I'm sure everyone did something similar... ...right? ¬_¬ Yep, I think lots of people did that. Although I didn't wrestle, I was the bump taker Chokeslam. Yep I was on the receiving end. Rock Bottom. Yep I was on the receiving end etc. Being the smallest one out of myself, my brother and my cousin had it's downsides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20LEgend Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Yep, I think lots of people did that. Although I didn't wrestle, I was the bump taker Chokeslam. Yep I was on the receiving end. Rock Bottom. Yep I was on the receiving end etc. Being the smallest one out of myself, my brother and my cousin had it's downsides. Pretty much the same story here. "Lay down and I can elbow drop you off the ladder." Me: "Where did you get the ladder from?" "Just get on the bed!" Broke the bed and I got in trouble as well! I was forced into it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaunGBD Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 LOL, Best topic ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Lyrium Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Swimming pools were also a good excuse. Swanton Bombs off the diving board, etc (not onto anyone, just into the pool). Although we got banned from there after I chucked a friend of mine into the pool with a Last Ride. That was the beginning and the end of WrestlePoolooza. ¬_¬ They're lucky we weren't a few years older. SOMEONE would've been Canadian Destroyer'd off the diving board... ¬_¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20LEgend Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="D-Lyrium" data-cite="D-Lyrium" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="31401" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Swimming pools were also a good excuse. Swanton Bombs off the diving board, etc (not onto anyone, just into the pool). Although we got banned from there after I chucked a friend of mine into the pool with a Last Ride. That was the beginning and the end of <strong>WrestlePoolooza. </strong>¬_¬</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Awesome.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOmniWarrior Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="D-Lyrium" data-cite="D-Lyrium" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="31401" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Swimming pools were also a good excuse. </strong>Swanton Bombs off the diving board, etc (not onto anyone, just into the pool). Although we got banned from there after I chucked a friend of mine into the pool with a Last Ride. That was the beginning and the end of WrestlePoolooza. ¬_¬<p> </p><p> They're lucky we weren't a few years older. SOMEONE would've been Canadian Destroyer'd off the diving board... ¬_¬</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yes they are.</p><p> </p><p> Me and my friends used to hit wrestling moves on eachother either into the pool or inside the pool already. RKOs were the worst when already in the pool because they dont pull you down and they just wrench the hell out of your neck. </p><p> </p><p> Doomsday devices hurt the guy jumping off more. Or maybe I just landed wrong.</p><p> </p><p> Also water makes it really easy to hit a slicedbread#2/shiranui.</p><p> </p><p> Oh and missile dropkicks to the jaw are just about the most painful move in the world.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoNdOn Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 <p>When I was at primary school back in the mid nineties, me and a group of friends used to have a lunchtime Royal Rumble every day until one fateful afternoon when things went a bit too far.</p><p> </p><p> We used to play on concrete which is a big no no in the first place and used a low bench as our top rope for eliminations. Anyway, the Rumble was unfolding nicely until one kid decided to piledrive another kid on top of his head on a metal drain. He did and the other kid walked funny for the next two days. That week we had an assembly where the entire school was told that pretending to be pro wrestlers was unacceptable and if anybody was caught doing it they would be in trouble. Two weeks later during a wet break (when it is raining and playtime has to be indoors) the same group decided to lift the kid who got dropped on his head high into the air. As we lifted him, a teacher was doing the rounds and came into the room. As I was facing the door and saw the teacher first, my reaction was to pull my hands away and unsurprisingly, everybody followed suit. The poor kid fell face first onto a table and was unwilling to participate in future play wrestling sessions. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> Great times. I still laugh thinking about the second incident because the noise the kid made was hillarious and he wasn't particularly hurt. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20LEgend Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 When I was at primary school back in the mid nineties, me and a group of friends used to have a lunchtime Royal Rumble every day until one fateful afternoon when things went a bit too far. We used to play on concrete which is a big no no in the first place and used a low bench as our top rope for eliminations. Anyway, the Rumble was unfolding nicely until one kid decided to piledrive another kid on top of his head on a metal drain. He did and the other kid walked funny for the next two days. That week we had an assembly where the entire school was told that pretending to be pro wrestlers was unacceptable and if anybody was caught doing it they would be in trouble. Two weeks later during a wet break (when it is raining and playtime has to be indoors) the same group decided to lift the kid who got dropped on his head high into the air. As we lifted him, a teacher was doing the rounds and came into the room. As I was facing the door and saw the teacher first, my reaction was to pull my hands away and unsurprisingly, everybody followed suit. The poor kid fell face first onto a table and was unwilling to participate in future play wrestling sessions. Great times. I still laugh thinking about the second incident because the noise the kid made was hillarious and he wasn't particularly hurt. hahaha The whole thing but those bits in particular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Lyrium Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="LoNdOn" data-cite="LoNdOn" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="31401" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>When I was at primary school back in the mid nineties, me and a group of friends used to have a lunchtime Royal Rumble every day until one fateful afternoon when things went a bit too far.<p> </p><p> We used to play on concrete which is a big no no in the first place and used a low bench as our top rope for eliminations. Anyway, the Rumble was unfolding nicely until one kid decided to piledrive another kid on top of his head on a metal drain. He did and the other kid walked funny for the next two days. That week we had an assembly where the entire school was told that pretending to be pro wrestlers was unacceptable and if anybody was caught doing it they would be in trouble. Two weeks later during a wet break (when it is raining and playtime has to be indoors) the same group decided to lift the kid who got dropped on his head high into the air. As we lifted him, a teacher was doing the rounds and came into the room. As I was facing the door and saw the teacher first, my reaction was to pull my hands away and unsurprisingly, everybody followed suit. <strong>The poor kid fell face first onto a table</strong> and was unwilling to participate in future play wrestling sessions. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png"></p><p> </p><p> Great times. I still laugh thinking about the second incident because the noise the kid made was hillarious <strong>and he wasn't particularly hurt.</strong></p><p> </p><p> <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png"></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> See kids, Bubba Dudley does indeed play a vital role in the execution of the 3D. Without his little RKO-like finishing touch, it barely hurts at all. ¬_¬</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoNdOn Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="D-Lyrium" data-cite="D-Lyrium" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="31401" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>See kids, Bubba Dudley does indeed play a vital role in the execution of the 3D. Without his little RKO-like finishing touch, it barely hurts at all. ¬_¬</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> As hard as it may be to believe, he was alright after about ten minutes. This kid could have made good money as a human crash test dummy. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hive Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 I still try to do wrestling moves on a couple of friends from time to time, though their unwillingnes to co-operate makes it hard at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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