Guest codey Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Joss Thompson vs Leo Price for the 21CW World title Adam Matravers vs. Business Jones Eddie Cornell vs. Cyberpunk Too Hot vs. The Anglo-Scots Connection K’Lee Hawkins vs Nate Manchester vs Phillip Cooper vs. Rolling Johnny Stones – UK title no. 1 contenders match Bonus question: Who gets attacked backstage? I'll guess Pit Bull Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisblackers Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Joss Thompson vs Leo Price for the 21CW World title Can't see Thompson losing the title on a non-PPV. Adam Matravers vs. Business Jones Eddie Cornell vs. Cyberpunk Too Hot vs. The Anglo-Scots Connection K’Lee Hawkins vs Nate Manchester vs Phillip Cooper vs. Rolling Johnny Stones – UK title no. 1 contenders match Loving the Street Fighting Man reference for Johnny Stones! Bonus question: Who gets attacked backstage? Danny Francis by Nightmare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zergon Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Joss Thompson vs Leo Price for the 21CW World title No title change on first show. Adam Matravers vs. Business Jones No idea here. Eddie Cornell vs. Cyberpunk Cornell just win. Oh wait it´s Eddie not Tommy... well Cornel still wins. Too Hot vs. The Anglo-Scots Connection I like Connection but Too Hot is the team here who got a preview post so I figure that they are more important. K’Lee Hawkins vs Nate Manchester vs Phillip Cooper vs. Rolling Johnny Stones – UK title no. 1 contenders match RJS looks like the biggest name here but then again I haven´t played in UK for some time now and don´t remember much. Bonus question: Who gets attacked backstage? Me, wait no I´m not there lets say Danny Francis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightnick Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Joss Thompson vs Leo Price for the 21CW World title Adam Matravers vs. Business Jones Eddie Cornell vs. Cyberpunk Too Hot vs. The Anglo-Scots Connection K’Lee Hawkins vs Nate Manchester vs Phillip Cooper vs. Rolling Johnny Stones – UK title no. 1 contenders match Bonus question: Who gets attacked backstage? Daniel Francis by Grey Angel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oregano Jensen Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Joss Thompson vs Leo Price for the 21CW World title Too early to talk about anyone taking the title... especially Price. Did he even have his own vignette? Adam Matravers vs. Business Jones I'm assuming Business Jones is a comedy character... Matravers is one of your aces. Eddie Cornell vs. Cyberpunk Too Hot vs. The Anglo-Scots Connection Guys with vignettes over guys without. Anyway, the Daveys are not good. Washington can cut a promo, though. K’Lee Hawkins vs Nate Manchester vs Phillip Cooper vs. Rolling Johnny Stones – UK title no. 1 contenders match Younger challengers may be trying to take down Stones. Younger jobbers, not so much. Bonus question: Who gets attacked backstage? I'm going to say Phillip Cooper. Attacked by a hat come to life. (Or possibly Danny Patterson. Patterson's in 21CW in '10, right?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Celt Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 A dirty gym in the East End of London. A sign hangs above a makeshift boxing ring saying “Brown’s”. Inside the ring three men all cling on to a muscled, shaven-headed fighter in a dirty vest. His attackers are all clearly trying to cinch in different holds. One has his arm bent back. One has his head in a chokehold. One has his ankle bent at an obscene angle. The bald man somehow summons an amazing surge of strength and throws his attackers away from him. He turns to the camera and rasps three short words. “NEVER. GIVE. UP.” http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/5860/pitbullbrownalt3.jpg http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8373/21cw.jpg YAPPA-DOUGH! YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW YOU CAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW IT'S THE FRANCHISE AND I'M SHINING NOW YOU CAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Trask Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Colour me interested. Joss Thompson vs Leo Price for the 21CW World title Leo is a decent hand, but Joss is the best man on the roster. Adam Matravers vs. Business Jones He's higher up the card. Matravers is great, but Jones can cheat. Eddie Cornell vs. Cyberpunk Mister King is a jobber, and the inferior Cornell or not, Eddie is pretty good. Too Hot vs. The Anglo-Scots Connection Champs take this through overness and ability. Buff in particular is a real hot prospect. K’Lee Hawkins vs Nate Manchester vs Phillip Cooper vs. Rolling Johnny Stones – UK title no. 1 contenders match I think Grey Angel is a heel, whilst RJ's vignette suggested a sympathetic, faceish story... so fingers crossed I'm right about the switcheroo. Wouldn't be surprised to see K'Lee take it though. Bonus question: Who gets attacked backstage? I think Pit Bull Brown is conspicuously absent from matches, and I can't see him cutting a promo, either. A feud with Nightmare would help the big lump's in ring skills, definitely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingo Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Joss Thompson vs Leo Price for the 21CW World title Leo is one for the future but Joss is now .. Adam Matravers vs. Business Jones Like the 'Business' Jones but Mr. Matravers is a fave of mine! Eddie Cornell vs. Cyberpunk It's a Cornell! Too Hot vs. The Anglo-Scots Connection Too Hot might refuse to job but .. I'll take the chance. K’Lee Hawkins vs Nate Manchester vs Phillip Cooper vs. Rolling Johnny Stones – UK title no. 1 contenders match Random pick alert ... Bonus question: Who gets attacked backstage? Rolling Johnny Stones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathen4 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Joss Thompson vs Leo Price for the 21CW World title Adam Matravers vs. Business Jones Eddie Cornell vs. Cyberpunk Too Hot vs. The Anglo-Scots Connection K’Lee Hawkins vs Nate Manchester vs Phillip Cooper vs. Rolling Johnny Stones – UK title no. 1 contenders match Bonus question: Who gets attacked backstage? Jeff Nova! I love your stuff, Bolt. Glad to come back to find this. So yeah, one thing - try centralising it rather than off to the left? I just find it makes things look more polished? Can't wait to see this (and I hope the professor shows up..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurphy1014 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Joss Thompson vs Leo Price for the 21CW World title Adam Matravers vs. Business Jones Eddie Cornell vs. Cyberpunk Too Hot vs. The Anglo-Scots Connection K’Lee Hawkins vs Nate Manchester vs Phillip Cooper vs. Rolling Johnny Stones – UK title no. 1 contenders match Bonus question: Who gets attacked backstage? Pit Bull Brown Love the vignettes leading up to this, gives some nice backstory to the major players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20LEgend Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Joss Thompson vs Leo Price for the 21CW World title Joss wins the huge 2010 opening Main Event! Adam Matravers vs. Business Jones Jones means business, someone can attack Matravers, if needs be, That said Matravers is as high w/ or w/o Shane Hannigans, I mean shenanigans. Eddie Cornell vs. Cyberpunk Because he's so over. Too Hot vs. The Anglo-Scots Connection I always used the Davey's as jobbers, Too Hot are the top team K’Lee Hawkins vs Nate Manchester vs Phillip Cooper vs. Rolling Johnny Stones – UK title no. 1 contenders match Out of him and K'Lee, but when I play as 21CW I find Hawkins boring. Bonus question: Who gets attacked backstage? Joss Thompson - He has been warned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted September 10, 2011 Author Share Posted September 10, 2011 one thing - try centralising it rather than off to the left? I just find it makes things look more polished? Can't wait to see this (and I hope the professor shows up..) Cheers Rathen. I did mean to centre it but forgot and cant do it in the edit function. Everybody thats taken to time to comment - thankyou so much. Im absolutely blown away by the response. I just hope youll all enjoy the show which will be up tonight or otmorrow (depending on how sleepy I get after waking up at 430 to watch Rugby!) PS No plans for the Prof to show up but someone similar is on the cards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20LEgend Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 I hope it's Dunton Hall he is the closest you'll ever get to the knowledge of the Bunsen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathen4 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Cheers Rathen. I did mean to centre it but forgot and cant do it in the edit function. Everybody thats taken to time to comment - thankyou so much. Im absolutely blown away by the response. I just hope youll all enjoy the show which will be up tonight or otmorrow (depending on how sleepy I get after waking up at 430 to watch Rugby!) PS No plans for the Prof to show up but someone similar is on the cards... Yeah you can, go to edit and click "Advanced" at the bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted September 10, 2011 Author Share Posted September 10, 2011 Best of British Wrestling Wednesday W1 Jan 2010 http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8373/21cw.jpg http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5531/jeffnova.jpg Jeff Nova appears in his trademark black tie from the centre of the 21CW ring. It’s shiny and modern-looking and the legendary car-flipper is exactly how he used to look on Worlds Strongest Man. “Ladies and gentlemen. I want the same things as you do. You want world-class athletes? We’ve got them in spades here at 21CW. You want raw power? Some of the men here could have given me a run for my money as World’s Strongest Man. You want excitement, action, danger and fireworks? You’ve come to the right place. “I bought 21CW because I believe Britain is still the worlds leading nation in producing cutting-edge entertainment. I only want my name on the best. And we have that here. Joss Thompson could work anywhere in the world and he’s here. Pitbull Brown can fight any man any time. Leo Price has had the best training money can buy. “I know you’ll enjoy what we’ve got for you and so I’ve staked my reputation on it. Ladies and gentlemen the UK is about to go SUPERNOVA!” B+ http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/4997/edwardcornellalt3jt.jpg No More Heroes by the Stranglers kicks in and ‘Tough Luck’ Eddie Cornell comes out to join Nova. “Mr Nova you’re absolutely correct. I may have the most famous surname in wrestling but I’m not the kind of guy to cruise on my cousin’s success. “I’ve had offers from TCW and USPW but I wanted to be here. I believe that 21CW can grow and I believe that it can happen with me as champion. That’s why I’ve signed a long-term contract to guarantee that I’ll be here fighting to make Tough Luck as famous as Rough Justice.” C Cyberpunk vs. Eddie Cornell http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8536/misterking.jpghttp://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4112/21cwversus.jpghttp://img7.imageshack.us/img7/4997/edwardcornellalt3jt.jpg In truth this match was a bit of a mismatch. Cyberpunk is dangerous because he can manipulate fights beforehand, not because he’s great in the ring. Eddie on the other hand showed off some slick fighting and really looks the part as he finishes the match convincingly. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Eddie Cornell defeated Cyberpunk in 12:51 by pinfall with a Black Lightning Bomb. D http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8373/21cw.jpg http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/5860/pitbullbrownalt3.jpg Pitbull Brown is backstage walking down a corridor. The Man Who Never Gives Up is taped, wearing his fighting vest and ready for action. All of a sudden a big guy wearing dark clothes flies out of nowhere and totally blindsides him. Pitbull’s never one to back down but the attacker swings a chair at him and the surprise attack leaves him crumpled on the floor… C http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8373/21cw.jpg http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5531/jeffnova.jpghttp://img18.imageshack.us/img18/5762/buffmartinez.jpghttp://img692.imageshack.us/img692/4156/jaybr.jpg Jeff Nova is in his office watching the show on his private monitor. The Big Scot looks pleased as he sips from his glass of something amber with ice. There’s a knock on the door and without waiting for an answer Too Hot (Buff Martinez & Jay B) bundle into the office. The two young tag champs are wearing their wrestling gear of extremely tiny trunks. Nova “What the hell! Gentlemen – do I need to remind you who you’re talking to? This is my show and you’d better have a damn good reason for bursting in!” Buff “Well – we’ve been thinking. We know we’re fighting the Anglo-Scots tonight, but we don’t really think it needs to be a title match.” “Why the hell not? You wear the belts – you damned well better be ready to defend them.” Jay B “Well. About that. Have the Daveys really earned the right…” “I don’t believe this. You little weasels better get in the ring right now. I’ll give you a match. It won’t be for the title tonight but it will also be a no-DQ match. Let’s see how you handle that.” D+ Hot Stuff (Buff Martinez & Jay B) vs. The Anglo-Scots Connection (Davey Celtic & London) http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/5762/buffmartinez.jpghttp://img692.imageshack.us/img692/4156/jaybr.jpghttp://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4112/21cwversus.jpghttp://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3222/daveylondonjhd.jpghttp://img225.imageshack.us/img225/962/daveyceltic2.jpg The Anglo-Scots are pretty relaxed guys but the disrespect shown to them by Too Hot tonight has really riled them up. They come out hard and lose no time in double-teaming the champs wherever possible. The match is a decent match of real teams but it can’t last and Buff takes matters a step further when he clocks Davey London with his championship belt. Clonk! In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Hot Stuff defeated The Anglo-Scots Connection in 10:14 when Jay B defeated Davey London by pinfall after using a foreign object. D+ http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8373/21cw.jpg http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/3004/leehawkins.jpghttp://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6541/natemanchester.jpghttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7203/thphillipcooperjhd.jpghttp://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6046/rollingjohnnystones.jpghttp://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5531/jeffnova.jpg All four men in the next match enter the ring. K’Lee Hawkins is serious but filthy. For some reason his clothes look like they’ve been stored in a bin. Nate Manchester is dressed in mid-90s baggy clothes. It’s like Ian Brown has travelled forwards in time from Spike Island. Phil Cooper is wearing a giant black and white hat. He’s a serious fighter but it’s hard to take him seriously with accessories like that. Rolling Johnny Stones enters last of all. He’s dressed in tight double denim. And it’s white denim. Stones “It seems like I’ve somehow found my way into a jumble sale. Seriously boys – look at you. Do none of you think you need to impress to succeed? “In contrast a rock star like me looks like a champion already. Everyone knows I’m the next UK champ in waiting. All I’ve got to do is wipe up some charity-shop rejects tonight and I’ll be right after that pasty do-gooding, patronising pansy Grey Angel.” D+ K’Lee Hawkins vs. Nate Manchester vs. Philip Cooper vs. Rolling Johnny Stones 21CW UK title Number One Contenders match http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/3004/leehawkins.jpghttp://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4112/21cwversus.jpghttp://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6541/natemanchester.jpghttp://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4112/21cwversus.jpghttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7203/thphillipcooperjhd.jpghttp://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4112/21cwversus.jpghttp://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6046/rollingjohnnystones.jpg Everyone in this match looks good at times but Stones is as good as his word when he wins. Albeit with some significant cheating going on as he made liberal use of ropes and dirty punches. It’s a shame for Cooper in particular who seemed like he could really win this. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Rolling Johnny Stones defeated K'Lee Hawkins, Nate Manchester and Phillip Cooper in 9:02 when Rolling Johnny Stones defeated Phillip Cooper by pinfall while using the ropes for leverage. D http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8373/21cw.jpg http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8207/phoebeplumridgealt.jpghttp://a.imageshack.us/img96/9586/adammatravers.jpg Phoebe Plumridge and her boyfriend/client Adam Matravers are backstage together. Adam is downing can after can of Red Bull as Phoebe whips him into a frenxy: Phoebe “Remember that time we went hang-gliding in Norway? Remember the time we swam with the sharks? In The Thames? There’s no one around that can compare to you baby. You could beat Emerald Angel, Fox Mask and Hell Monkey. You can sure beat a guy who used to wear Grouch glasses.” Adam certainly seems like he believes. Or at least with his eyes popped open wider than a shocked frog he seems sincere. 6 cans of Red Bull will do that to you. D+ Adam Matravers vs. Business Jones http://a.imageshack.us/img96/9586/adammatravers.jpghttp://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4112/21cwversus.jpghttp://img708.imageshack.us/img708/7778/businessjones2.jpg Both men showed off some great moves. Business used his power and brawling to try and dominate close in whilst Adam relied on speed and a bravery born of concentrated energy drink to hit and run. Business actually throws Adam to the outside of the ring and as the smaller man is trying to recover Biz bounces himself off the ropes and goes to hit a giant dive onto the prone Matravers. It would have been a massive impact but unfortunately Business gets tangled in the rope and fouls his takeoff flipping over the rope and landing on his own back. Both men are down and out and tangled up in each other neither can quite get back into the ring to stop the count forcing the ref to ring the bell. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Business Jones drew with Adam Matravers in 18:10 following a double count out. C+ http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8373/21cw.jpg http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/7231/jossthompson.jpghttp://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5531/jeffnova.jpg 21CW World Champion Joss Thompson comes to the ring with his championship belt. The cheesy American goofball is all smiles and high-fives as he celebrates with the crowd. It’s a bit OTT but the fans are clearly dropping their reservations and enjoying it. Jeff Nova joins him in the ring: “Joss – some of the fans tonight might be new to 21CW. Can you explain some of the circumstances behind your title reign?” Joss “ABSOLUTELY boss. “I used to be best BUDDIES with Leo Price. We went everywhere together. We did some things that I’m TOTALLY not proud of. I cheated and did bad things and I’m totally BUMMED about it. “But thankfully the 21CW fans helped me out. NICE job dudes! You showed me that you can be proud, and good and still WIN matches. And as a result her I am with this beautiful SHINY belt. “And now I’ve declared a WAR on BAD GUYS. I’m making sure that I hold this belt and fight for what’s right and the AMERICAN WAY. “HOLLA BACK PEEPS!” http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/8251/leoprice.jpghttp://img829.imageshack.us/img829/6241/kathleenleealt2.jpghttp://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8900/steviestoat.jpg With the 21CW fans not knowing whether to cheer at Joss’s enthusiasm and sincerity or be embarrassed by him the champ is stopped dead by Leo’s arrival with his partners Kathleen Lee and Steve Stoat. Kathleen “Joss dear boy – I think it’s shushy time for you now. You claim that you saw the light. You just betrayed your friends. Where you come from that’s ok. But you’re in England now and over here you stick with your friends. “After Leo beats you tonight everyone will see that practicality, dedication and no remorse wins matches. Not chewing gum and going to therapy.” B Joss Thompson vs. Leo Price For the 21CW World Title http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/7231/jossthompson.jpghttp://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4112/21cwversus.jpghttp://img4.imageshack.us/img4/8251/leoprice.jpg A cracking match – this goes back and forth as the two ex-friends use their knowledge of each other’s ability to counter brilliantly. Both men also display a great mix of chain-wrestling and straight strikes. It’s clear they spent a long time training together. Unfortunately Leo has the advantage of allies. And Steve and Kathleen both get directly involved. Kathleen distracts the ref with a bit of leg whilst Steve clocks Joss in the back. Joss of course turns around and belts him back but the ref manages to see that part and rings the bell for Joss technically attacking a non-combatant. In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Leo Price defeated Joss Thompson in 22:28 by disqualification. During the match we also saw Steve Stoat run in and attack Thompson, and Kathleen Lee also attack Thompson. C+ http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8373/21cw.jpg Overall rating: C+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted September 10, 2011 Author Share Posted September 10, 2011 Thanks again everyone for taking such an interest in this I cant believe I had so many comments before W1 was in the bag! I was quite pleased with how it worked out. Leo got a massive boost from the dodgy win over Joss We've made a couple of signings so things will start to drop into place heading towards Steel Cage Challenge. I hope it want too disappointing for all the readers who arent familiar with my low-fi style http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8373/21cw.jpg Predictions Codey 3+1 Chrisblackers 3 Zergon 3 Midnightnick 3 Oregano Jensen 3 Blake Trask 3+1 Jingo 1 Rathen4 3 Smurphy1014 3+1 20Legend 3 So we get 3 joint winners. Normally that would go the countback rule (least recent winner gets it) but for this time I'm going to set myself up for a fail and award the joint W to all 3 of you. Codey, Blake Trask and smurphy1014 all get to pick any item of 21CW merchandise you'd like the factory to throw together. We'll do our best. PS - Jingo, Im quite pleased in a way you did poorly. Everyone who reads his twisted but brilliant diaries will understand why. http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8373/21cw.jpg Thanks again everyone for reading, commenting, predicting and paying attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingo Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 PS - Jingo, Im quite pleased in a way you did poorly. Everyone who reads his twisted but brilliant diaries will understand why. Would you believe i actually play as 21CW quite often, surprised i did so poorly ... Still theres always next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Trask Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Very neat show Boltinho, enjoyed it! Something RJ Stonesesque, if you please - a shirt perhaps? (Love that guy, had to force myself not to sign him in my NOTBPW diary) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted September 11, 2011 Author Share Posted September 11, 2011 Very neat show Boltinho, enjoyed it! Something RJ Stonesesque, if you please - a shirt perhaps? (Love that guy, had to force myself not to sign him in my NOTBPW diary) Thankyou sir. RJS is a strange one. His skillset means he should be further up the card than he is, but hes not the youngest guy to push. We'll see how he fares against Grey Angel over the next few weeks. I did a very basic tshirt for him. Something that wouldnt take away from his fans' white denim. Hope its ok http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/2954/stonestshirt1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurphy1014 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Great show Boltinho! As for my prize, I would like a Joss Thompson shirt please. Enjoyed booking him in a 21CW game I had a while ago. I may need to dust that one off soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted September 11, 2011 Author Share Posted September 11, 2011 Great show Boltinho! As for my prize, I would like a Joss Thompson shirt please. Enjoyed booking him in a 21CW game I had a while ago. I may need to dust that one off soon. Thankyou. Of course you can have a Joss Tshirt. Im sure you'll realisewhere the inspiration came from. http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/1214/josstshirt1.jpg And please dont get out an old 21CW game. If people start playing as them they'll realise what a bad job Im doing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted September 11, 2011 Author Share Posted September 11, 2011 The front seat upstairs on a London bus. The muscled, hairy men with terrifying painted faces are screaming as they go round corners. "THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSS IIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAZIIIING!" "BEEEEEEEEEEST RIIIIDE EEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!" "BUUUUUUYYYYYYYY OOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRR MEEEEEEEERCHANDIIIIIISE!!!!" "WEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAREEEEE EEEEEEEELIMIIIINAAAAATIIIIIOOOOOONN" http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/2165/genocideagent1.jpghttp://img580.imageshack.us/img580/8193/suicideagent1.jpg http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8373/21cw.jpg Sorry about nicking the gimmick/speech style wholesale. I was just trying to come up with an alternative and realised you cant improve on perfection. JSilver - I hope my imitation is seen as very sincere flattery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Trask Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Aww yeah. White denim. Nice shirt. ^^ So far as RJ's age goes, I don't think 32 is too unreasonable for moving somebody towards the top. For most guys that's still their prime, and with a bit of luck, they might be perfectly fine for many years to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted September 11, 2011 Author Share Posted September 11, 2011 A rubbish tip. Stuff that’s been thrown away lies in enormous piles. If you look carefully you can see an old sofa, several TVs and even a stuffed cheetah. In the background is the Tyne bridge setting our location as Newcastle-upon-Tyne. In the foreground is a big man wearing filthy overalls with a shovel. It’s K’Lee Hawkins. He talks with a heavy Geordie accent. http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/3004/leehawkins.jpg “Alreet pets. Last week I couldn’t quite win to be the number one contender for the UK title. There’s no shame in that. But I wasn’t happy. “So I’ve decided to concentrate on going after the tag titles instead. And my partner? “Meet my uncle Jimmy.” http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3319/geordiejimmymorrisaltjt.jpg http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8373/21cw.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted September 11, 2011 Author Share Posted September 11, 2011 Two burly men in dark overcoats and dark hats stand huddled in the shadows late at night on what looks like a South London estate. The grey concrete walls are adorned with graffiti and somewhere a dog barks. A lone streetlamp flickers on and off. As the two men look menacing and surly a young teenager in a tracksuit walks past chatting on his phone. Without even looking one of the men in black throws his hand out and clubs the kid in the face. As he goes down his phone flips up and the other thug catches it. Both men speak to the camera in thick Russian accents. “We are the Brothers Ivanoff.” “London is our turf now.” http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/9373/ivanivanoffalt1jt.jpghttp://img94.imageshack.us/img94/4959/igorivanoffalt1jt.jpg http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8373/21cw.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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