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Labor of Zeus: Joey Poison vs John McClean

- No midget = no win for McClean. I am sure some will fall in the Labors of Zeus but none should fall at the first hurdle.

 

Wig on a Pole Match: Eddie Chandler vs Ricky DeColt

- I think Ricky's after effects of his swig of potion continue. Plus, I suspect the wig will be an anti-dote. He needs his flowing locks! So DeColt wins, has momentary clarity, then Eddie steals the wig. What? Fueds in wrestling have been contested over far flimsier reasons.

 

El Eet & Dan DaLay vs Prime Energy

- Pure pecking order here. El Eet and De La Eeeeh pick up the win here.

 

I still really enjoy the twists and turns of this dynasty. The match ratings might not always reflect it but I enjoy the way you keep things fresh. The Labors for Zeus being inspired to give a whole build up to the next PPV.

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Labor of Zeus: Joey Poison vs John McClean

I don't see any of these guys failing at a labor on the first try. Also, the chimes were sounding. While that could be bad news for Poison, I'm going to assume (at this point) that he and Soothsayer are still on the same page.

 

Wig on a Pole Match: Eddie Chandler vs Ricky DeColt

Ricky wins a wig, then rejects it.

 

El Eet & Dan DaLay vs Prime Energy

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Molson Palais des Sports, Quebec

Sunday Week 4 February 2014

5,000 in attendance SELL OUT

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Davis Ditterich “The Elite are refusing to grant Alex & Ricky DeColt a rematch after their dubious victory at ‘Luck of the Draw’ , but tonight Eddie Chandler has ‘graciously’ agreed to take on Ricky. The prize? The blonde wig made of Ricky’s old hair.”

 

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IN-RING

 

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Strange chimes announce the presence of SOOTHSAYER, flanked by the Soldiers of Fortune; DESTINY and FATE. At their side stands an ecstatically smug JOEY POISON.

 

SOOTHSAYER

Almighty Zeus, we must have words. I summon thee.

 

KA-BOOM!

 

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Lightning bolts strike all four corners of the ring! ALMIGHTY ZEUS has come. CGC World Title around his waist, his face contorts with a hundred conflicting emotions, none of them fear of the four men that surround him.

 

SOOTHSAYER

An age ago, I saw the future. I looked into the sun and the stars and I

saw a CGC where the relics of the past had been torn asunder, and

new champions had risen to take their place. By my hand, the DeColts

were removed from from their lofty perch, replaced by a Champion they

couldn't beat, nor even touch. Yet in my absence things have changed.

The sands of time have flowed on. My champion has been dethroned

and someone else holds the gold. Was this the future I saw? Yes.

 

Soothsayer bows to a magnanimous Almighty Zeus, as Joey looks on in horror. The Soldiers follow the masked mystery’s lead.

 

JOEY POISON

What? No! No no no no no! I'm the Champion of the future! You picked

me, Soothsayer! I beat the DeColts! I-

 

SOOTHSAYER

Yes, you did. That was the role I saw for you. Your destiny was to bring

CGC to wrath and ruin, but only a God can rebuild it as the future

foretold. Now you must do as I do. You must bow to Almighty Zeus

and help him bring CGC into a new age.

 

JOEY POISON

And if I refuse? If I face the Labors, take on this traitor as WrestleFestival,

and take my title back?

 

SOOTHSAYER

You will do so without this.

 

Soothsayer offers a vial of magic potion. Joey reaches for it, but it's snatched from his grasp.

 

SOOTHSAYER

Bow to him.

 

Joey refuses, disgusted by the very notion.

 

SOOTHSAYER

You will never complete the Labors without it, Joey Poison. This potion

made you what you are. Without it you are nothing. Weak and helpless

and alone in a world that hates you. You can be the monster again.

You can be strong. You can stand at the side of Almighty Zeus at

WrestleFestival... but first you must bow to him!

 

Now Joey is the one surrounded, and he’s scared. He looks at Zeus with pure hatred, and the potion with pure desire. With great hesitation, Joey bows to Almighty Zeus, who roars with benevolent laughter. Soothsayer gives the potion to Joey, who drinks deep.

 

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POISON’S FIRST LABOR

“Wash Away The Righteous”

 

POISON VS JOHN McCLEAN

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Davis Ditterich “Joey Poison has decided to take the potion to complete the Labors. I can’t say I’m surprised.”

 

McClean rushes to attack the dead-eyed monster, but nothing works. He can’t twist him. He can’t turn him. Unfazed, unfeeling, unblinking, Poison takes McClean apart with deadly right hands. McClean wobbles him with some desperation clotheslines, but- Poison Mist! Shaffer is blind! Ripcord Lariat! 1... 2... 3!

 

POISON PASSES (7:16)

 

Davis Ditterich “One down. Three to go. Can Poison make it to the multi-man title match at WrestleFestival? And will be be on Zeus’ side if he does?”

 

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BASEMENT

 

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SOOTHSAYER walks through the darkened basement, to find RICKY DECOLT waiting for him.

 

RICKY DECOLT

I thought I got rid of you.

 

SOOTHSAYER

Foolish Ricky. You should know by now it’ll take more than a simple

pinfall to get rid of me. Have no fear. I haven’t returned for you. Our

chapter is done. You won. You were the better man. Enjoy that while

you can, Ricky. Before the future is truly upon you.

 

Soothsayer turns to leave, but...

 

RICKY DECOLT

The potion… What did you do to me?

 

SOOTHSAYER

Nothing. You did it to yourself.

 

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DAN DALAY & EL EET

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PRIME ENERGY

Shane Nelson & Thrill Seeker

 

Davis Ditterich “Last week El Eet and Thrill Seeker got into a fight backstage. Both men want to change their fortunes after a disappointing 2013.”

 

Thrill Seeker uses his unbelievable speed to outpace the luchador, but Nelson is quickly squashed by the giant. DaLay bullies him around the ring, while El Eet poses for the cameras, until a lucky dropkick allows Nelson to tag out. Seeker bounces off the falls at impossible angles, turning his opponents inside out with Ranas. Fame Seeker to El Eet! Seeker goes for his mask, trying to reveal his face to the- BACKFIST! Seeker’s out cold! 1. 2. 3.

 

DALAY & EL EET WIN (8:05)

 

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POLICE STATION - FONTANA, CALIFORNIA

 

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Carefully watched by a trio of Police Officers, LEAD BELLY is in a jail cell, bouncing a rubber ball against the wall. He's bored. He's sobering up. His mighty stomach is rumbling. The phone rings. A cop picks it up.

 

COP

What? A massive biker? Attacking the front desk with a wrench?

We’ll be right there!

 

The three police officers grab their guns and rush out of the holding area. Lead hears creaking above him, and suddenly...

 

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GREASE HOGG comes crashing out of the air-vents. Grumbling, he hangs up his cellphone, brushes himself off, unfurls his extensive tool belt, and gets to work on unlocking the jail cell door. I don't know about you, but it looks like the Dirty White Boys are back on...

 

The Road to WrestleFestival

(4 weeks away)

 

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DECOLT LOCKER ROOM

 

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RICKY DECOLT does some last-minute stretching, while ALEX DECOLT looks concerned.

 

ALEX DECOLT

Why do you even want the wig? You’ve been bald for a while now

and it looks... it looks fine. Are you planning on wearing it around?

 

RICKY DECOLT

Maybe. Or maybe I just don’t want Eddie Chandler to have it.

 

ALEX DECOLT

Don’t go out there, Ricky. Eddie’s bringing out the worst in you,

and now that Soothsayer’s back... It’s too risky. You should-

 

RICKY DECOLT

What? Quit? Let Eddie Chandler win? No. Not this time. He may have

gotten away with the Tag Team Titles by the skin of his teeth, but

I’m not letting him keep my hair.

 

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THE FOLLOWING POLE MATCH IS FOR

THE WIG OF RICKY DECOLT’S HAIR

 

Fighting out of Gatineau, Quebec. Standing 6’4 and weighing 242lbs.

One half of the CGC Tag Team Champions. “Fabulous”

EDDIE CHANDLER

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From DeColt Country, Vancouver, British Columbia. Standing at 6’5.

Weighing in at 249lbs.

RICKY DECOLT

 

Davis Ditterich “Chandler is refusing to defend the tag titles against the DeColts, but he will defend this wig that he says he’s become quite... ahem... attached to.”

 

Ricky attacks with high-intensity offense. Epic Dropkick! Running Bulldog. He climbs the pole, but Chandler shoves him tumbling outside. The Fabulous One uses his sharp fingernails to rake at the back, eyes and inner thighs. He locks on Abdominally Fabulous, thrusting his hips to add insult to injury. Ricky fades and fades and… Freezes. Eyes locked in an icy stare, Ricky powers free of the hold. Press Slam! Spear! In a trance, he rains down closed fists, until he snaps out of it, and starts climbing.

 

Chandler stops him with a backcracker. He climbs, but is stopped by an electric chair drop. Ricky climbs, but is stopped by a pull of the tights. Chandler climbs, but is stopped by a superplex!

 

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Cracking his knuckles, DAN DALAY heads down the ramp...

 

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…only for ALEX DECOLT to attack him! The two old rivals go punch for punch as referee Francis Long leaves the ring to separate them.

 

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Behind the referee’s back, EL EET hops onto the top rope and lays out Ricky with ‘Sponsored By Saul’s Soy Milkshakes’ (Flying Leg Lariat). He starts helping Chandler towards the pole.

 

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THRILL SEEKER appears out of nowhere and wipes out El Eet with a missile dropkick! He furiously attacks the luchador, until Chandler destroys him with an Elitist Plex (Front Suplex). The Fabulous One is pleased with himself, until Ricky DeColt lays him out with DeColt 45 (Inverted Roll DDT)! Ricky climbs the pole and retrieves the wig.

 

RICKY DECOLT WINS (15:25)

 

The Elite flee as Ricky celebrates with the wig. He considers putting it on, but instead discards it and keeps celebrating, shaking hands with Alex and Thrill Seeker.

 

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Opening Future Argument: B

POISON VS JOHN McCLEAN: C

Ricky & Soothsayer Chat: B-

THE ELITE VS PRIME ENERGY: C-

Dirty White Prison Break: C

Alex & Ricky Chat: B

EDDIE CHANDLER VS RICKY DECOLT: B

 

FINAL RATING: B-

TV Rating: 1.35 (up from 1.34)

 

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Posted this a little earlier than intended. You know, lazy Saturday. Bit disappointed with the final rating on this one. Strong main event (I should check if it beat Jack/Bobby from last week) and a strong opening promo segment. Something pulled it down the my typical B- rating. Pretty much all of you predicted this one correctly. Not too bummed about it (logical booking) but I do like to have those uncertain matches on cards. At least one per show. Sometimes it doesn’t work out.

 

Pretty psyched to have done a pole match. There’s a TNA comparison I’m digging. It’s allowing me to do dumb/fun things. Let's face it, a lot of the stuff I'm writing would be kinda silly in real life.

 

Next week, the Labors of Zeus continue on Title Bout Wrestling.

 

Labor of Zeus: Stevie Grayson vs I.Am.Buff

Labor of Zeus: Trent & Christian vs Bold Gendarmes

Labor of Zeus: Poison vs Sean Deeley

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<p>I love this style of storytelling, but I agree I don't know if I'd actually want to watch these matches in reality. It does have a very Early/Mid TNA vibe to it, with lots of fun, goofy, hokey angles and motivations.</p><p> </p><p>

Labor of Zeus: <strong>Stevie Grayson</strong> vs I.Am.Buff</p><p>

<em>- I'm going to go out on a limb here with Stevie. For reasons I can't quite make work logically, I think Zeus helps his lil buddy with I.Am.Flo. Zeus is a god... he thinks not like us mortals. His motivations are inscrutable.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Labor of Zeus: <strong>Trent & Christian</strong> vs Bold Gendarmes</p><p>

<em>- Pretty much need to have the SuperFriends win here. I suspect by DQ to keep Les Audacieux Gendarmes looking strong and not eating their first pin in a Labors match. I will also accept Les Intrépide Gendarmes so you can have an snooty, heelish accent aigu.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Labor of Zeus: <strong>Poison</strong> vs Sean Deeley</p><p>

<em>- Let's make it 3 for 3 without outside interference causing Poison to pin Deeley.</em></p>

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Labor of Zeus: Stevie Grayson vs I.Am.Buff


Labor of Zeus: Trent & Christian vs Bold Gendarmes


Labor of Zeus: Poison vs Sean Deeley


Poison loses but come the PPV Soothsayer will find a way to get Poison into the match. He's the sneakiest, most devious heel in the CVerse, are you sure you didn't hire Ultra Mantis Black to play Soothsayer? :p

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<p>Labor of Zeus: <strong>Stevie Grayson</strong> vs I.Am.Buff</p><p>

Labor of Zeus: Trent & Christian vs <strong>Bold Gendarmes</strong></p><p>

Labor of Zeus: <strong>Poison</strong> vs Sean Deeley</p><p> </p><p>

I'm actually having a hard time with the picks. I get a hunch that not everyone will succeed in the labours and guys will get eliminated gradually from this round on, but I'm having a hard time deciding who might fail. Poison just regained the potion's advantage, which should be enough to at least see him to the final round if not further. Grayson seems the most likely to fail when looking at who his opponent is, but he was the last guy to hold the title and the one Zeus took it from, so it feels wrong for him to go out this early. Purely storylinewise, Trent and Christian feel more like "supporting characters" (mainly because they don't have an apparent personal grudge against Zeus), but they've only just beat the Gendarmes not long ago, and you don't seem to be a fan of flip-flopping victories in a feud (not to mention the Gendarmes still seem to be pretty far below them in terms of popularity, judging by the angle ratings).</p><p> </p><p>

It's likely they'll all pass, but my gut tells me someone (or 2) gets eliminated this week, and I'll go with that.</p>

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<p>Labor of Zeus: Stevie Grayson vs <strong>I.Am.Buff</strong></p><p>

<em>This is a tough call, Buff was getting a bit of a push until he lost to Jack at the PPV. Stevie just won the belt for all of 5 minutes. I think I'll go with Buff, you're probably paying him a TON more than Stevie, and Stevie's win was a big upset.</em></p><p>

Labor of Zeus: <strong>Trent & Christian</strong> vs Bold Gendarmes</p><p>

Labor of Zeus: <strong>Poison</strong> vs Sean Deeley</p><p>

<em>Poison has the potion back so he should pick up the victory here.</em></p>

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Saskatoon Bowl, The Prairies</p><p>

Sunday Week 1 March 2013</p><p>

4,893 in attendance</p><p>

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<em><strong>Davis Ditterich</strong></em><em> “The five top contenders must complete a series of Labors to qualify for the multi-man World Title match at WrestleFestival. Poison, Stevie Grayson, Trent Shaffer and Christian Price all have fights tonight, but Almighty Zeus has something different in mind for Jack DeColt. Jack must "Control his Inner Demons" by standing in one spot and not punching anyone in the face for an entire hour.”</em></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>BACKSTAGE</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Feeling ridiculous, JACK DECOLT stands in a special marked off area, watched carefully by senior referee FRANCIS LONG. SOOTHSAYER approaches.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>SOOTHSAYER</p><p>

You might as well just hit me, Jack. I’ve seen the future. I’ve seen</p><p>

how your anger destroys you. Why not today? Hit me.</p><p> </p><p>

JACK DECOLT</p><p>

Seriously? I have to stand here and take that?</p><p> </p><p>

FRANCIS LONG</p><p>

As long as he doesn’t touch you, he can do what he wants.</p><p> </p><p>

SOOTHSAYER</p><p>

You can’t resist your nature, Jack, and you can’t beat Almighty Zeus at</p><p>

WrestleFestival. You are a relic of the past, about to be washed away</p><p>

by the sands of time, and he is a God unleashed! You might as well</p><p>

just punch me in the face right now. Think of what I did to CGC. Think</p><p>

of what I did to Ricky. Think of what I’m still doing to Ricky.</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Jack glares, clenching his fist as Soothsayer spreads his arms wide, opening himself up. Jack resists.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>JACK DECOLT</p><p>

No. Not yet. Whatever you’ve done, and whatever you’re doing, the</p><p>

DeColts will stop you… and the first step is completing this Labor and</p><p>

beating Almighty Zeus for the CGC World Title. </p><p> </p><p>

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STEVIE GRAYSON’S SECOND LABOR</p><p>

<em>“Vanquish the Muscular Adonis”</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>I.AM.BUFF VS STEVIE GRAYSON</strong></p><p>

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<em><strong>Davis Ditterich</strong></em><em> “Stevie barely overcome the massive Brett Fraser in his first trial, and I.Am.Buff’s even bigger! Zeus is clearly not making these Labors easy for his former partner.”</em></p><p> </p><p>

I.Am.Buff shows his smaller opponent how a “real man” fights, overpowering him and flexing his mighty muscles for the women in the crowd. Stevie ducks, dips, dives and dodges, but Shades of Grayson (Moonsault Press) is caught! Running Powerslam! 1... 2... Just barely kicks out! Battered, broken and refusing to quit, Stevie climbs the turnbuckle, much to Buff's amusement. The behemoth climbs after him. Mistake. Stevie goes crazy with strikes and Buff falls hard to the mat. Moonsault! 1... 2... 3!</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>STEVIE GRAYSON PASSES (7:38)</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

<em><strong>Davis Ditterich</strong></em><em> “By the skin of his teeth! Two down. Two to go.“</em></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>BACKSTAGE</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Counting a large stack of bills, BOBBY THOMAS kicks a metal equipment case, with the sole intention of annoying JACK DECOLT. It’s working. The Wild Man is trying to relax with some meditation, but each ’clang’ causes him to wince and twitch with barely contained fury. Every time it sounds like Thomas has stopped… he starts again. Jack’s rage builds and builds.</p><p> </p><p>

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TRENT SHAFFER</p><p>

Hey! Leave him alone.</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Bobby Thomas rolls his eyes, pockets his money, and leaves.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>JACK DECOLT </p><p>

Ugh. Trent. If you’re trying to make me punch you, it’s… it’s not going</p><p>

to work. </p><p> </p><p>

TRENT SHAFFER </p><p>

Why would I want that, Jack? Why wouldn’t I want you to pass the</p><p>

Labors? Why wouldn’t I want a man who hates me in the multi-man</p><p>

title match at WrestleFestival? You’re forgetting, I’m a hero now. A dark,</p><p>

sexy, brooding antihero, but a hero nonetheless. Just like you.</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Smiling, Trent steps up close to Jack, putting his face at perfect punching distance. Jack is tempted. Really tempted.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>TRENT SHAFFER</p><p>

How about we go to dinner sometime. Put the past behind us. You. Me.</p><p>

Your wife. I think she’d enjoy that.</p><p> </p><p>

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CHRISTIAN PRICE </p><p>

Trent! There you are. Come on, we’ve got a Labor to complete!</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

With a disappointed sigh, Trent flashes a smile at Jack, before leaving.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>FRANCIS LONG</p><p>

So did you here about who’s playing Batman?</p><p> </p><p>

JACK DECOLT</p><p>

Please stop talking.</p><p> </p><p>

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TRENT SHAFFER’S SECOND LABOR</p><p>

CHRISTIAN PRICE’S SECOND LABOR</p><p>

<em>“Overthrow the Law”</em></p><p> </p><p>

Gordon Mann & Stuart Kent</p><p>

<strong>THE BOLD GENDARMES</strong></p><p><strong>

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DYNAMIC DUO</strong></p><p>

Trent Shaffer & Christian Price</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

<em><strong>Davis Ditterich</strong></em><em> “The Gendarmes are no pushovers, but so long as Trent and Christian stick together this Labor should be-”</em></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:14px;">KABOOM!</span></p><p> </p><p>

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Lightning Bolts strike the ringposts! ALMIGHTY ZEUS has come!</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>ALMIGHTY ZEUS</p><p>

Halt! The puny mortals Trent and Christian think they can outwit a God</p><p>

by working together to complete the Labors, but they are wrong. This will </p><p>

no longer be a tag team match. This will now be a four-way!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>GORDON MANN VS STUART KENT VS CHRISTIAN PRICE VS TRENT SHAFFER</strong></p><p>

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<em><strong>Davis Ditterich</strong></em><em> “Wait a minute, Christian and Trent can’t both win a four-way. At least one of them is going to fail this trial!”</em></p><p> </p><p>

The Gendarmes take advantage of their stunned opponents, throwing Trent outside and concentrating on the bigger man. The Dark Knight saves the day with lightning fast dropkicks, but is overwhelmed by the Gendarmes' teamwork. Kent repeatedly tries to get the pin, and Mann is happy to stand guard, until Price comes to the rescue with thunderous european uppercuts. Simple. Effective. Unstoppable. Kent is sent flying and Mann is laid out with Price Check (TKO). Before Price can cover, Trent rolls him up. 1... 2... Kicks out. The two friends argue, but before a fight can break out, Kent hits both with a missile dropkick, and furiously assaults his former partner.</p><p> </p><p>

Price charges in for a euro on Kent, who rolls aside and Trent eats it instead! Oh no! Kent goes for a Solitary Confinement (Inescapable Wheelbarrow Rollup) but Price blocks it, tosses him into the air, and european uppercuts him in the back of the head! 1... 2... Trent is inches away from the save... 3!</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>CHRISTIAN PRICE PASSES</p><p>

TRENT SHAFFER FAILS </p><p>

(8:23)</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Trent sits in the middle of the ring, utterly devastated. Price goes over to check on him, but Trent shoves him and storms away.</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>POLICE IMPOUND LOT - FONTANA, CALIFORNIA</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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LEAD BELLY struggles to get his considerable bulk over the fence to the impound lot. GREASE HOGG just whips out a set of wire-cutters and cuts a hole for himself. The Dirty White Boys sneak through the confiscated vehicles until they find it; Lead Belly’s bike. The big man gives it a hug, before letting Hogg get to work hot-wiring it with his extensive toolkit. </p><p> </p><p>

Suddenly, a security guard spots them!! Suddenly, alarms go off! Suddenly, DOGS!!! Grease Hogg cuts his losses and starts to flee, having to drag a distraught Belly away.</p><p> </p><p>

I don’t know about you, but two Dirty White Boys on one motorcycle sounds like an awkward way to travel along...</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:14px;">THE ROAD TO WRESTLEFESTIVAL</span></p><p>

(3 weeks away)</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>BACKSTAGE</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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JACK DECOLT stares at the clock, visibly shaking, hands clenching uncontrollably. EDDIE CHANDLER minces over, his arm around the shoulders of OZZIE GOLDEN, who surprise, surprise, is texting.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>EDDIE CHANDLER </p><p>

Look who it is, Ozzie. A caged lion. Do you think he will bite? What do </p><p>

you think? Should we poke him?</p><p> </p><p>

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RICKY DECOLT suddenly bursts in and attacks Chandler with right hands, but is attacked from behind by Ozzie and double teamed. Jack desperately wants to help.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>FRANCIS LONG</p><p>

If you help, you forfeit. </p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

They are utterly destroying Ricky. Ozzie holds his arms back, allowing Eddie to lay into him. </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>JACK DECOLT</p><p>

Screw it.</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Jack is about to steps forward, when Ricky freezes. Eyes locked in an icy stare, he hurls Ozzie across the room with unnatural strength and spears Chandler out of his boots! Ozzie tries to run away, but Ricky won’t let him. In a trance, he takes Ozzie down and starts pounding away at his face with closed fists, over and over and over…</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>JACK DECOLT</p><p>

Ricky! Stop!</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

… and over and over and over…</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>JACK DECOLT</p><p>

He’s done! RICKY! </p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

… and over and over and… Ricky snaps out of it. He’s confused and horrified at what he’s done. Security finally arrive to pull him away, hold back an absolutely distraught Eddie Chandler, and give Ozzie Golden medical attention.</p><p> </p><p>

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POISON’S SECOND LABOR</p><p>

<em>“Exorcise The Submission Demon”</em></p><p> </p><p>

/w Soothsayer <strong>POISON VS SEAN DEELEY</strong> /w Faith</p><p>

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<em><strong>Davis Ditterich</strong></em><em> “Last week Poison defeated John McClean, now he faces his partner.”</em></p><p> </p><p>

Deeley immediately pounces on the dead-eyed monster with brutal takedowns, controlling him on the ground, but if he’s doing any damage Poison’s doing a fine job of not showing it. Unfazed, unfeeling, unblinking. Poison rises with unnatural power and takes Deeley apart with right hands. Shooter fights back with strikes aimed at the weak spot, but it’s not his strong suit. He snaps off animalistic suplexes, but they don’t keep the monster down long. POISON MIST! Deeley is blind... but ducks the Ripcord Lariat and hits a series of Germans! </p><p> </p><p>

<em><strong>Davis Ditterich</strong></em><em> “Wait a minute, the alarm on my phone went off. That’s 16 minutes.”</em></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>FAITH</p><p>

Now! Sean, do it now!</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Soothsayer offers another vial of potion to his monster, but Deeley locks on a tight Front Choke Lock! Poison struggles, then fades, then becomes Joey again, desperately reaching for the vial, on the verge of passing out... but manages to rake the eyes and escape. Sean gets the Choke back on, but Joey got to the potion. He drinks deep, unleashes a guttural scream... and rises, powering free of the Choke. POISON MIST! Ripcord Lariat! 1... 2... 3!</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>POISON PASSES (17:24)</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

<em><strong>Davis Ditterich</strong></em><em> “For a moment there, I thought Deeley had him, but the monster Poison is still on track to complete the Labors and make it to WrestleFestival.”</em></p><p> </p><p>

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<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/CGCmain/banner5_zpsbd5b49b7.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> Jack’s Trial Part 1: Soothsayer: B</p><p> I.AM.BUFF VS STEVIE GRAYSON: C+</p><p> Jack’s Trial Part 2: Trent: B-</p><p> Zeus Promo: C+</p><p> MANN VS KENT VS PRICE VS SHAFFER: C- </p><p> Dirty White Impound Lot: C</p><p> Jack’s Trial Part 3: Chandler & Ricky: B</p><p> POISON VS SEAN DEELEY: C</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:18px;">FINAL RATING: C+</span></p><p> TV Rating: 1.37 (up from 1.35)</p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/CGCmain/banner5_zpsbd5b49b7.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> Damn, Deeley. You spend all that time trying to steal the show in undercard matches, then I put you in a main event with some time and you do that. I guess I was right to pick Stevie over you. Don’t talk to me about ‘chemistry’, you choked, Sean. Live with that. </p><p> </p><p> Otherwise, decent results for the show. Stevie & Buff’s match of the night was a pleasant surprise. Zeus’s promo was a little weak. Other than an early feud involving Eddie Chandler, he hasn’t had the opportunity to really develop his microphone skills in the same way Joey Poison has. </p><p> </p><p> I keep getting notes I’m using Gordon Mann too much. My bad. Keep leaning on auto-push instead of pushing guys where I really see them. That button’s becoming one of my big pet peeves. So simple and convenient, but misleading. </p><p> </p><p> WrestleFestival is mostly written, and it's coming in loooooooooong. I'm so sorry. </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Beeker" data-cite="Beeker" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35210" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Labor of Zeus: <strong>Trent & Christian</strong> vs Bold Gendarmes<p> <em>- Pretty much need to have the SuperFriends win here. I suspect by DQ to keep Les Audacieux Gendarmes looking strong and not eating their first pin in a Labors match. I will also accept Les Intrépide Gendarmes so you can have an snooty, heelish accent aigu.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Despite the name (taken from a song I remember we used to sing in high school music class) I never really pictured these guys as overly French. Kent’s profile mentions early work in Toronto, and links to Trent (who I think currently hails from Gotham City or some nonsense) while Mann’s mentions nothing. French accents aren’t intended... but certainly not unintended either. </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/CGCmain/banner5_zpsbd5b49b7.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> Next week’s card. </p><p> </p><p> Labor of Zeus: Stevie Grayson vs Gargantuan</p><p> Canadian Title Match: Pow Wow The Clown vs Donte Dunn</p><p> The Elite vs Alex, Ricky, & Thrill Seeker</p><p> </p><p> We also catch up with the Dirty White Boys and see if they can figure out how the heck they’re getting to WrestleFestival with only one motorcycle.</p>
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