SWE - Entertainment, the Swoop way!

AceCodey · August 15, 2013

New Years Eve - 12:00am

Western Australia - RAW New Year's Eve Party

“Happy New Year!”

“What’s that over there….is that a…a…a uhm…erm, a Llama?”

“Dear god Swoop, how drunk are you?”

“Well Monty, it’s hard to..to tell mate…”

“How many pints?”

“Only like…15?”

“Ugh, you’re an idiot sometimes man.”

“Yea, but its Fosters mate, too good!”

“Sure, yea. Hey man, how cool would it be to run your own wrestling promotion?”

“I guess that would be pretty swagtastic.”

“What…..what did you just say….nevermind. Anyway, it’s pretty stacked over here in Aussie Land though; you’d have to set it up somewhere scarce of wrestling companies.”

“Like the UK?”

“Na, I know, what about the US?”

“Wait, seriously? Isn’t that the place where there’s that Supreme Wrestling thingy, those Total Wrestling guys and that retirement home where they host occasional fights as well?”

“Nope, Supreme is obviously a Canadian company, keep up. Total is Mexican and the retirement home, I guess that is based in Yanksland, but they wouldn’t be a threat.”

“Man, I bet you I could run a promotion like that.”

“I bet you one dollar you couldn’t!”

“Deal.”

“Are you serious?”

“Hell yea.”

“Alright, in that case; just sign this here contract bro.”

“Wait, why?”

“Don’t worry man, it’s just a guarantee that you can come back to RAW if you fail.”

“You can do that?”

“Dude, I’m Montgomery-Facken-Croft!”

"You make a good point. Fine, what could possibly go wrong?"

djlightning · August 15, 2013

Intro is awesome I can't wait to see where it goes from here.

AceCodey · August 15, 2013

New Years Day - 2:00pm Great Lakes - United States My head is going to explode. Ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch....wait, where am I? Oh crap. Montgomery you blasted idiot. What have you gotten me into? Oh, crikey, I still have the contract that'll let me go back to Australia and rejoin RAW. Thank gawd for that. Strange, I wouldn't think Tristam would let me back, 'specially after I dumped a drink on his head on my way to the airport. Oh my gawd, I can't believe I wasted a pint of fosters...dammit. Wait, what's this....this thing doesn't say anything about me going back to Australia at all! Wait, what's this letter say... <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36579" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> Dear Swoop, Wow man, you are mad stupid when you're drunk. I can't believe you actually flew to facken America. Anyway, I should mention something. This contract will not bring you back to Australia or get you a new job at RAW. You see Swoop, you wanted to steal my spotlight you blighter, well it ain't happenin'. So, this legally binding contract states that you will have to fulfill the obligations of our little bet, or that dollar is mine mate. Also, I included a few...."extra" rules along with a neat little gadget that should help you. Have fun and don't starve. As part of the contract, I take all of your money except for Two-Hundred Five Thousand smack-a-roo's, because I like money. You know this. Anyway, good luck, Montgomery Croft </div></blockquote> Huh, well that isn't too bad...wait, what's this? <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36579" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> P.S: As part of the contract, you aren't allowed to drink any Fosters.</div></blockquote> I'm not gonna make it...

AceCodey · August 15, 2013

Later that day... Okay, so after I finished crying, I checked out what this "gadget" is and it's some sort of machine that allows me to scout every single professional wrestler in the world and get a numerical/graded value of how popular they are and how good they are at certain things. Montgomery...what the hell? That brings me to the extra rules I have to deal with as part of this stupid contract... <div style="text-align:center;">The Swoop Hard Challenge </div>- <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36579" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Hey Swoop you crazy b-----d, here are the extra rules for ya, courtesy of me, Mr. Montgomery Croft, baby! 1. You must open a promotion that favours popularity over performance, I don't care what your product is, but it must be pop over perf. 2. With the help of that machine I gave you, you MUST make sure any wrestlers you hire are rated at 0 popularity in your home region. I'll email you the new rules when you get bigger, which will allow you to hire more popular guys, but until then, it should be hilarious watching your "home made" stars. I almost wish I was there. I need a good laugh. Well, that's about it. Good luck. And remember, if you break any of those rules, that one dollar is mine. </div></blockquote> Oh my god Montgomery, I hate you so much.

AceCodey · August 15, 2013

So, after weeks of searching, I finally managed to fill up a roster, 12 wrestlers including myself, two commentators, a referee and a road agent. That should work...for now. So, I present to...myself? I guess. Unless people are reading this. That'd be weird.

<div style="text-align:center;">Swoop Wrestling Entertainment</div>

Funny enough, that name got a lot of my employees annoyed at me. Oh well. I am Swoop McCarthy. I do what I want.

Size: Local Company

Funds: $2500

Product: Modified Sports Entertainment

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<div style="text-align:center;">SWE Roster</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">Male Wrestlers</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">Main Eventers

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Ernest Youngman, Jamie Atherton, Sozen Ishinomori, The Swoop

Upper Mid-Carders

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Cerberus, Jacob Jett, KC Glenn, Sky King

Mid-Carders

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Cal Sanders, Davis Wayne Newton, Joffy Laine, Mimic

Lower Mid-Carders

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El Mitico Jr</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">Non-Wrestlers

Commentary Team</div>

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Mac Smith & Moses Makesh</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">Referees

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Matthew White</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">Road Agents

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Rumble Roper</div>

3rdStringPG · August 15, 2013

For a moment, I thought this was going to be another SWF diary, with Swoop McCarthy as booker,then I realized my eyesight was again failing me. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Looking good so far! Let's see how my favorite Aussie worker does running his own promotion... <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

djlightning · August 15, 2013

I can hardly wait to see the look on Croft's face when Swoop fly's in on his own private Leer jet to collect his $1.

Eidenhoek · August 15, 2013

Dear god, that roster is stacked with talent!

...

And you're pop > perf. LOL SWOOP YOU SO FUNNY.

Also, btw, llama llama cheesecake llama llama llama duck.

AceCodey · August 15, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36579" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>For a moment, I thought this was going to be another SWF diary, with Swoop McCarthy as booker,then I realized my eyesight was again failing me. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Looking good so far! Let's see how my favorite Aussie worker does running his own promotion... <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Now that you mention it...Swoop Wrestling Entertainment's initials are very similar to SWF's... And thanks for the feedback <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="djlightning" data-cite="djlightning" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36579" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I can hardly wait to see the look on Croft's face when Swoop fly's in on his own private Leer jet to collect his $1.</div></blockquote> Oh believe me, Croft will be surprised... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saturday - Week Three of January - 2013 So it came to my attention that here at SWE, we don't have any title belts. So, I went to a shop and after I realized there was no way I could possibly buy a belt from there while staying afloat, I was going to make one out of paper. That was until, I saw a glistening beauty, just lying around behind two walls of bullet proof glass and five trained guards. So, I present to...myself again....the SWE World Wrestling Championship! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l593/codeydbw/Generic_World_alt1_zps52b67af0.jpg</div> Pretty, ain't it. Trust me, I'm sure me and that belt will be....very....very well acquainted. Also, I made the card for our very first event, which will take place next Thursday! <div style="text-align:center;">SWE Test of Wills </div> <div style="text-align:center;">Singles Match for the SWE World Wrestling Championship Ernest Youngman vs. The Swoop E-Y and The Swoop lock up to become the first ever SWE World Wrestling Champion, but which one of them will reign supreme? Singles Match, #1 Contenders Match for the SWE World Wrestling Championship Jamie Atherton vs. Jacob Jett With a lot on the line in this match, neither man can afford to make a mistake, who will go on to challenge for the SWE Title next month? Singles Match KC Glenn vs. Mimic KC Glenn and Mimic both look to prove themselves in this match, but which one of them will walk out as the winner?</div>

AceCodey · August 15, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Eidenhoek" data-cite="Eidenhoek" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36579" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Dear god, that roster is stacked with talent! ... And you're pop > perf. LOL SWOOP YOU SO FUNNY. Also, btw, llama llama cheesecake llama llama llama duck.</div></blockquote> lol, the pop > performance bit is part of the challenge <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Llama cheesecake?

djlightning · August 15, 2013

ingles Match for the SWE World Wrestling Championship

Ernest Youngman vs. The Swoop

Singles Match, #1 Contenders Match for the SWE World Wrestling Championship

Jamie Atherton vs. Jacob Jett

Singles Match

KC Glenn vs. Mimic

Eidenhoek · August 15, 2013

Llama song. MEMORIZE IT!

Also, SWF got the F out. >_> <_<

SWE Test of Wills

Singles Match for the SWE World Wrestling Championship

Ernest Youngman vs. The Swoop

E-Y and The Swoop lock up to become the first ever SWE World Wrestling Champion, but which one of them will reign supreme?

...

Singles Match, #1 Contenders Match for the SWE World Wrestling Championship

Jamie Atherton vs. Jacob Jett

With a lot on the line in this match, neither man can afford to make a mistake, who will go on to challenge for the SWE Title next month?

Singles Match

KC Glenn vs. Mimic

KC Glenn and Mimic both look to prove themselves in this match, but which one of them will walk out as the winner?

shmozz, if you couldn't tell.

Dawn · August 15, 2013

This is going to be Swoopin' good!

Going to be reading, dude

The Swoop

Jacob Jett

KC Glenn

AceCodey · August 15, 2013

Thursday - Week Four of January - 2013

Ohio Jewish Center - Great Lakes - USA

<div style="text-align:center;">SWE Test of Wills

Segment One

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SWE kicks off as The Swoop makes his way down to the ring, earning a few cheers from the 60 fans in attendance. Swoop enters the ring and begins to talk.

The Swoop: Finally.....The Swoop...has come back.....to Ohio!

[This playing to the crowd earns a cheap pop]

Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pride to be the first to welcome you all to the beginning of greatness, the beginning of something magical...the beginning of...Swoop Wrestling Entertainment. And let me just guarantee to you all, that The Swoop is going to walk down to this ring and electrify every single month!

So tonight, Ernest Youngman, EY, goes one on one with the great one, because Ernest Youngman, you are going one on one with The Swoop! And what's more, that SWE Gold is on the line and let me just say this right now, The Swoop is going home with it!

So before The Swoop goes backstage, gets his gear on, reminisce about that good o'l Melbourne Pie and then come out here again later tonight to kick some candy ass, allow The Swoop to make a promise. The Swoop promises that SWE will provide all of the Revolutionary, Action-packed, Wrestling, you will ever need, in your life!

Thanks for coming and have a good nigh-

<div style="text-align:center;">http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l593/codeydbw/JamieAtherton_zps1f12cd3e.jpg</div>

[swoop stops talking as Jamie Atherton makes his way out of the curtain and heads to the ring, Swoop raises one eyebrow and waits for Atherton to get in the ring.]

Jamie Atherton: Oh my god, stop pandering to these people already! Swoop, stop wasting time, all you're doing is trying to stall the inevitable...because come the Main Event of tonight, you are going to lose. And you know it.

And another thin-

The Swoop: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Shut your mouth for a minute there.

You little Japhony, you come down to The Swoop's ring, the People's ring and you run your mouth, you run your mouth on The Swoop, you run your mouth on the People, who in the blue hell do you think you are? What is your name?

Jamie Atherton: Well, that's quite easy, my name is Jami-

The Swoop: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

[The crowd pops as Atherton grows frustrated, turning away from Swoop for a moment, before turning back to facing him.]

Jamie Atherton: Oh, but it does matter, Swoop. You see, while you, are a washed up...pathetic...sad case who's been kicked to the curb by your old company, I am Jamie Atherton. I am the future!

The Swoop: I got proposition for you japhony, why don't you put your money where your mouth is and face The Swoop next month?

[The crowd pops for this as Jamie thinks for a few moments, before shaking his head]

Jamie Atherton: Sorry Swoop, but I'm going to be challenging the SWE Champion next month, after I beat Jacob Jett later tonight. And like I've already said, we all know it isn't going to be you.

The Swoop: We'll just see about that. Because The Swoop is walking out of here tonight as the champion.

If ya smell......what The Swoop.....is......cookin'.

[And with that, Swoop leaves the ring to a much louder pop than when he entered, leaving Atherton in the ring with a determined expression on his face.]

Rating: 36 / D-

Notes: The Swoop debuted his People's Champion gimmick, it received a rating of 90. Jamie Atherton debuted his Cocky Youth gimmick, it received a rating of 94. This segment lifted the crowd.

<div style="text-align:center;">Match One</div>

Singles Match

No Stipulations

No one at ringside

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KC Glenn vs. Mimic</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">A good opener, well, by our standards anyway, Glenn and Mimic act as filler for this SWE Event, the two have fairly even amounts of offence, but when it all comes down to it, tuning up the sunshine band led to Mimic's demise, allowing Glenn to pick up the victory. </div>

Rating: 31 / E+

Time: 12:27

Notes: KC Glenn debuted his Show Stealer gimmick, it received a rating of 74, Mimic debuted his Grunge Rocker gimmick, it received a rating of 72, Mimic seemed off his game tonight and was visibly tiring at the end, Mac Smith and Moses Makesh have pretty good chemistry calling matches together and this segment lifted the crowd.

<div style="text-align:center;">Segment Two

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[Joffy Laine jogs down to the ring, slapping hands, with a decent pop from the crowd, before taking a moment to address the fans.]

Joffy Laine: Ohio! Are you ready for some Joffy Laine action? [A few members of the crowd shout yes]

I can't hear you. I said, are you ready for some Joffy Laine action? [The crowd's response is a bit more audible, but Joffy seems unimpressed.]

NO, I said, ARE.....YOU....READY, for some JOFFY LAINE ACTION?! [This time the crowd's reaction is actually quite loud, Laine seems satisfied as he continues].

Now, I'm facing a man who is apparently "Unstoppable" and "Huge" and "Scary" and "Mean". Well guess what? Joffy Laine is ready to par-tay, so Mr. Unstoppable, Huge, Scary, Mean man, get out here and be prepared for some Joffy-tastic-action!

[With that, Sozen Ishinomori reveals himself and stares daggers through Joffy Laine, whom is beginning to look slightly uncertain, but still retains his happy-go-lucky smile.]

Rating: 24

Notes: Joffy Laine debuted his Fun Babyface gimmick, it has received a rating of 46 and this segment lifted the crowd.

<div style="text-align:center;">Match Two</div>

<div style="text-align:left;">Singles Match

No Stipulations

No one at ringisde</div>

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Joffy Laine vs. Sozen Ishinomori

Pretty standard squash match, Joffy clearly underestimated Sozen, which was pretty stupid to do anyway, so it cost him dearly here. Joffy tried to mount a comeback multiple times, but his momentum would be stopped by a wall every time. The Ishinomori Bomb was more than enough for the 1,2,3.

</div>

Rating: 17 / F+

Time: 5:36

Notes: Sozen Ishinomori has debuted his Badass gimmick, it received a rating of 87. This match lifted the crowd.

<div style="text-align:center;">Match Three

<div style="text-align:left;">Singles Match

Winner becomes #1 Contender for the SWE World Wrestling Championship

No one at ringside</div>

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Jamie Atherton vs. Jacob Jett

Bit of a let down considering the opener. Then again, we are starting from nothing, so it's not as if a bad match will hurt us. And this wasn't that bad anyway. Jett and Atherton went back and forth, before Jacob gets the pinfall, becoming the #1 Contender to the SWE World Wrestling Championship. </div>

Rating: 25

Time: 13:41

Notes: Jacob Jett debuted his Show Stealer gimmick, it received a rating of 59, this segment lifted the crowd.

<div style="text-align:center;">Main Event</div>

Singles Match

For the vacant SWE World Wrestling Championship

No one at ringside

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Ernest Youngman vs. The Swoop

The match of the night by far, EY and Swoop put on a great match for the first title match of SWE's existence. Both men remained strong through out, however, mid-way through, Sozen Ishinomori came down to ringside and began watching.

A big boot from EY, that was ducked by Swoop, caught referee Daniel White in the face, putting him down momentarily, in this time, Swoop hit a Swoop Bottom on EY, but was immediately grabbed by Sozen, who hit the Ishinomori Bomb and then got out of the ring before White saw anything, EY crawled over Swoop's laid-out body and gets the victory, becoming the first ever SWE World Wrestling Champion. </div>

Rating: 38 / D-

Time: 19:54

Notes: Ernest Youngman debuted his Badass gimmick, it received a rating of 87, this segment lifted the crowd.

<div style="text-align:center;">Overall</div>

Show Rating: 30 / E+

Notes: The general feeling is that SWE doesn't have enough interesting storylines at the moment, this show increased our popularity in one region.

kieranforthewin · August 15, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36579" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>For a moment, I thought this was going to be another SWF diary, with Swoop McCarthy as booker,then I realized my eyesight was again failing me. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Looking good so far! Let's see how my favorite Aussie worker does running his own promotion... <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Glad I'm not the only one who thought it said SWF in the title, till I realised it said SWE lol.

kieranforthewin · August 15, 2013

Also love how you used The Swoop like The Rock, looks like I'm really gonna enjoy this <img alt="

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AceCodey · August 16, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="kieranforthewin" data-cite="kieranforthewin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36579" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Also love how you used The Swoop like The Rock, looks like I'm really gonna enjoy this <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Thanks, there will actually be a backstory as to why Swoop has changed his name, gimmick and appearance. Soon. And I hope you continue to enjoy this.

AceCodey · August 16, 2013

Friday - Week Four of January - 2013

Swoop's Apartment - Great Lakes - USA

So I guess we can call the first show a success. Then again, anything is a success right now. According to the machine Monty gave me, we've jumped to 10 popularity in Great Lakes, which is good. And we're at 9 importance.

I still don't understand how this thing works, but I'm not gonna question it.

Anyway, so a lot of people came up to me after the show asking what was with the new gimmick, appearance and name, they liked it, but they didn't understand why. Well, I think I'll share with anyone reading this [That's still weird as hell, this is my diary, jeez] a little story.

2 Weeks Earlier - Friday

Watching RAW Attitude

So I was watching an episode of Raw Attitude, I had just signed KC Glenn that same day, so I was in a pretty good mood....that was until I saw what RAW was doing.

So, they had Black Flash, a man who is literally the Jobber of RAW, come out and be prepared for a match, typical squash match, I thought. That was until the RAW announcer introduced the next competitor as.....Swoop McCarthy.

As it turns out, RAW had the rights to use the name Swoop McCarthy, so they could do what they wanted. So they had this scrawny dude who looked nothing like me come down to the ring.

The match started and Black Flash immediately rolled up "Me" and got the pinfall...

And the same sort of thing happened the next week, "I" lost to another person who Swoop McCarthy would never lose to. I guess Tristam is really bitter over that spilled Fosters, huh?

....

Fosters....

-Anyway, so I decided to completely change my ring attire, hair, ring name and gimmick, so that RAW's destroying of my name wouldn't effect me. I hope it works. Now to look up some stuff on the internet...

....

WHAT THE HELL, THE SWF ISN'T CANADIAN!

djlightning · August 16, 2013

Wow Swoop McCarthy being jobbed out in RAW. I will bet Monty is probably pulling strings behind the scenes. It really seems like the deck has been stacked against The Swoop, how will he ever overcome the odds?

AceCodey · August 16, 2013

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SWE Fan Altercation</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">The SWE or Swoop Wrestling Entertainment, are a local wrestling company set up in my hometown here in the Great Lakes of the USA. They pretty much just started up, holding their first show two days ago, it was actually pretty decent.

With that being said, their chairman is a moron. First off, what sort of name is Swoop Wrestling Entertainment? Talk about an egomaniac, but that's besides the point.

Just yesterday, at around 7:00pm, the chairman of SWE, Swoop McCarthy [Now known by his in-ring name of The Swoop] was arrested and then bailed out by one of his employees, the charges?

Assault.

Someone who we shall refer to as Mr. Lightning had apparently walked up to Swoop and started repeatedly asking him the question "If you're a local company, why do you have a World title?".

Eventually Swoop had had enough and went ballistic, bystanders say he actually Swoop Bottomed the victim onto concrete, so at least he isn't breaking kayfabe.

He was given a sobriety test and he was extremely drunk, when asked what he had been drinking, he apparently began to say "Fost-" before quickly changing his answer to Beer.

He also started screaming the words "IS TCW IN MEXICO?". When he received his answer, he had a "No" moment only matched by Darth Vader. We'll get you more news on this story if anything else develops. </div>

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Pteroid · August 16, 2013

Poor Swoop

AceCodey · August 17, 2013

Tuesday - Week 1 of February - 2013

So, I may have slightly overreacted. Oh well. I also found out TCW isn't based in Mexico. Ugh. That being said, I started planning for SWE's newest event and I came up with a card.

Also, both PGHW and BHOTWG have made contract offers to KC Glenn...

......

I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

SWE Lost Cause

Singles Match for the SWE World Wrestling Championship

Jacob Jett vs. Ernest Youngman

After qualifying to face the SWE World Wrestling Champion last month, Jacob Jett faces the champion Ernest Youngman with the title on the line, will the show stealer be able to steal a victory? Or will E-Y retain and continue his reign?

Triple Threat Match, #1 Contenders Match for the SWE World Wrestling Championship

KC Glenn vs. Sky King vs. Cal Sanders

Picking up a win last month, KC Glenn looks to continue his momentum and become the #1 contender to the SWE World Title, but two men stand in his way, making their debut, both Sky King and Cal Sanders will look to make an immediate impression.

Singles Match

The Swoop vs. Jamie Atherton

With both men failing to live up to the promises they made last week, The Swoop and Jamie Atherton battle each other for bragging rights.

Predictions

Jacob Jett vs. Ernest Youngman

KC Glenn vs. Sky King vs. Cal Sanders

The Swoop vs. Jamie Atherton

djlightning · August 17, 2013

Singles Match for the SWE World Wrestling Championship

Jacob Jett vs. Ernest Youngman

Triple Threat Match, #1 Contenders Match for the SWE World Wrestling Championship

KC Glenn vs. Sky King vs. Cal Sanders

Singles Match

The Swoop vs. Jamie Atherton

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